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Previously onDynasty...I intend to spend

every dime I have before
they put me in the ground.

What do you want?Get my money,
or I'm going to the cops!

Just take it. That's what
you came here for, isn't it?

OFFICE ASSISTANT:
You are so

obsessed with
that family.

Maybe you should claim

to be the real Cristal Flores.

I may have gotten
someone pregnant.

SAM:
This baby is

exactly what I need.

You're unbelievable, Sam.

I'll tell you
what's unbelievable.

The fact that a pre-menopausal
woman got knocked up

by a gay man she
slept with once.

ANDERS: The reason
I sent you away was because

I thought you would be
better off in Australia

with your mother. I still
think that's the case.

Kirby Anders all grown up.

Thanks for letting me crash.

Uncle Max.I'm sure Liam mentioned

that once you get
on my bad side,

you'll wish you never
heard of the Van Kirks.

I'm lucky to have
Liam's help, then.

He's lucky he has a wife
who's heir

to an empire I want to buy.

Fallon Carrington, will you
finally do me the honor

of being my wife?

Uncle Max is flying us

to see the rest of my family.

They can't wait
to meet my wife.

FALLON:
Okay, so we've covered your

Great-Uncle Roger.
Yup.

Your cousins
Carter and Marsha.

Is there anyone else
you need to warn me about

before I meet the entire
Van Kirk clan?

I mean, I have
a niece, Emily,

but she's like every girl you
ever went to prep school with.

And can you tell me why
your uncle has so many enemies

that he needs armed guards?

I think it's more
about the quality

of enemies
versus quantity.

That makes me feel better.

Now you know why
I live in Atlanta.

But I do love my family,

and Max's wife Mora
is really sweet.

Though I, uh... I think she
might still be away at the spa.

Oh, I know that code.

Listen, let's just
get through this,

get Max to sign the contract

so your family can finally
own Carrington Atlantic,

and I can stop having

to memorize the quirks
of your relatives.

I'm on board.

But since my entire family
thinks that we're married,

we might have to actually kind
of act like we like each other.

We can just hold hands.

Whoa!

That thing is sharp.

What happened to
the ring I gave you?

Culhane replaced it
with this one.

He proposed to me last night.
I said yes.

[phone ringing]
Oh.

Hi.
MICHAEL:
Hey, how's it going, babe?

I confirmed with the Plaza.
Liam and I have separate rooms,

and we're not even
on the same floor.

Fallon, we're engaged.
I trust you.

That's not why I'm calling.

Apparently, your father has
some announcement.

After sleeping on it,
I realize we should talk

about what happened at
the anniversary party.

FALLON:
I'm glad you finally came
to your senses.

That whole "Blake Time" thing
was so embarrassing.

Apology accepted.
BLAKE:
Oh, I am not apologizing.

Blake Time is real.

Did you have Anders
trademark it?

I spent the morning

mapping out
how I'm going

to spend all of my
money or die trying,

which includes
changing my will and cutting

you all out of it.
SAM:
What?

I just got in it.Are you kidding?

No, I am not.

After the sale
of the company goes through,

you'll all have
plenty of money,

which means
you will get no more from me,

including after
I am dead.

That's eternal
Blake Time.

Tell them what
happens next.

Mr. Carrington has directed
that any money left over

will be buried with him
in the mausoleum.

In case they take
cash in hell?

Do we need to get
a 72-hour psych hold?

I have never been saner.

Morning. Hmm.

[sighs]

When did you
sneak out?

Oh, yeah. More than once.

Didn't you hear them?

Mother, you realize I can see

your nipples from New York,
right?

Would you like me
to get you a robe?

I am perfectly
comfortable.

Does this mean
we can eat now?

Does this mean I can go now?

Um, me, too.

BLAKE:
You can do whatever you want.

Anders and I will
be spending the day

replacing the cars
I lost in the fire.

Did you two do anything
exciting last night?

MONICA:
Oh, good. You made coffee.

I've been up since 5:00

trying to get everything
done for tomorrow night.

DJ's booked,
you hired extra security.

Are you forgetting something?

If I could think of it,
it wouldn't be forgotten.

Look, you only get
to open this club once

with our name on it.

I get that you built
your fortune

on an app that never even
saw the light of day,

and like you,
I want to build

a real name for us,
apart from the Carringtons,

but you've got to trust me.

Okay?[door closes]

I've got this.
KIRBY:
Monica?

It's me-- Kirby... Anders.

Ah.

It's so good to see you.

Um,

I just came out
to get some clothes.
Yeah.

You could definitely use some.

Um, Jeff has been telling me

all about the club
you guys are opening. Congrats.

Thanks.
He also mentioned

that you might need
some extra help,

and I worked at a ton
of clubs back home.

It's like karma.

You need help, I need a job.

I think you mean kismet.

And the last time I saw you,
you were being exiled

from Atlanta
for attempted arson.

If you were me,
would you hire you?

First of all,

digging your honesty,
but I was never the crazy one.

Let me guess.
It was Fallon.

I heard about what happened
between your two families,

so who's the common
denominator here?

Actually,
that was Blake.

And Fallon and I are finally in
a good place, so don't go here.

But you probably
could use

an extra set of hands,
for today at least.

Right?
Fine.

But no promises
about the future.

Whatever you need,
I can do it.

Uh, I'll-I'll
just get changed.

[door closes]

You slept with Dirty Kirby?

Come on. That's just some bitchy
nickname Fallon gave her.

And the fact that she almost
burnt down Carrington Manor?

It was a long time ago.

Kids love playing with fire.
People change.

Clearly. Kirby's sleeping
with guys now, for one.

I'd do it all over again
if I could save poor Celia.

You mean Cristal Flores?

Well, who is she really?

A tortured soul with
a hard life, stolen identity.

[line ringing]

It's another one.

How can I help you?

Yes, um,

I'd like to speak to Mr. Blake
Carrington if possible.

My name is Cristal Jennings.

Well, I'm sorry, Miss Jennings,

but the Cristal Flores gravy
train has left the station.

Good luck next time.

No. No, you don't understand.

If I could just talk
to Mr. Blake Carrington.

The answer is no.

[click, dial tone]

[sighs]

[knocking]

Sam, what are you
doing up here?

I can't stop thinking
about what you told me.

I'm worried
Melissa Daniels is a liar.

You should be.

She is a lying,
thieving predator.

The thing I didn't tell you...

is that she slept with Steven
when he was only 18.

Was that before or after
you slept with her husband?

You know, the point is,

she's not getting any
money in the divorce,

so when she looks at Steven, she
sees dimples and dollar signs.

I have doubts that

she's pregnant
with anything other than carbs,

but we can't tell Steven
until we have proof.

He'll think
that I'm petty and vindictive.

I can't imagine why.

[phone chiming]

Well, you know what they say.
Keep your enemies close,

so ingratiate yourself
with Melissa,

and maybe she'll slip up
and we'll catch her in a lie.

This is insane.
I'm not a detective.

Well, maybe you
can be now.

Law & Order: Fashion Victim.

[crowd chatter]

Thank you.
Aw, thanks. Yours, too.

I hope you know that half that

wedding present money
is mine, right?

Well, maybe if
you're lucky.

Thank you.
Hi.

[whispers]: Hey.Mmm...

What are you trying to do--

consummate the marriage
right here?

MAX:
Fallon.Oh, Uncle Max. Hi!

Come here. Come here. Come here.

[laughs]
Hey.

Wow.

Max, let the poor girl go.
You're suffocating her.

Liam.

Aunt Mora.

And this must be
Fallon Carrington.

Are those extensions?

Uh... no. All mine.

Nice to meet you.

MAX:
Um, I would like
to make a toast.

To the marriage of the Van Kirks
and the Carringtons,

both personally and--
once I sign the paperwork--

professionally.[applause]

Cheers.OTHERS: Cheers.

And I'd like to add
just a few words of my own.

As some of you may know,

I've been away
for the last couple of months,

recovering from... exhaustion,

so I just found out
about all of this.

I may not have a vote
in this acquisition,

but I do have an opinion.

And I think we would be foolish

to get mixed up
with this kind of new money.

New money? My great-grandfather
started Carrington Atlantic,

and we just celebrated
our hundredth year.

Doesn't make you old money.
It just makes you lucky.

And your father
is clearly an imbecile.

Why else would he leave the
company in the hands of some...

diamond-encrusted
CEO Barbie?

Okay, that's enough, Mora.

Darling, I agree.

Our family

should kill this deal today.

Or else I'll go to the press
tomorrow and kill it myself.

But in the meantime,
congrats to the happy couple.

[sighs]

I've forgotten how fun
it is to register.Right?

Yes.It is the best part
of getting married.

[laughs]
Second best.

MELISSA:
Oh, here, Steven.

You pick something you like.

[sighs]
Yeah, um...

Oh, yeah.
This bouncy bungee cord thing

could be fun, right?

Yeah. It-it's possibly
an accident waiting to happen.

Yeah, I'm not even sure
why they're selling that.

Great. Good to know

my fatherly instincts
are right on the money.

I mean, to be fair,

I don't think that my dad
knew what to do with us

until we were all
old enough to golf,

and even then...

MELISSA: You're gonna be
a great father, Steven.

And our baby's already so lucky
just to be a Carrington.

SAM: So, how are you feeling
these days, Melissa?

'Cause you look
perfectly fine.

It's almost weird that
you haven't been sick

all the time, isn't it?

Well, the first trimester
was not pretty.

Believe me.

Mm.Oh, have you thought more

about tomorrow night?

The prenatal meditation class?

I thought that was more
of a mother/baby thing.

Are you kidding?

That sounds amazing.

We-we could host it here.[gasps]

We never have enough
pregnant women around the manor,

and could be fun.

And real bonding
time for all of us.

I love it.

Just let me think about it.

BLAKE: What are you driving
these days, Anders?

Maybe it's time we get
you some new wheels.

Hey. What about this
Bel Air right here?

Well, very generous,
but completely unnecessary.

Mm. That is where we disagree.

Wasn't kidding about

spending all my money.

Anything looking good,
Mr. Carrington?

Everything looks good, Charlie.

Here's the list of cars
that I need to replace.

That's a tough break
with that fire.

Well, that's what I get

for storing my
cars in a stable.

What can you tell me about
those two gull-wings?

Those back there?

I think, uh, Mr. Anders
here has his eye on one.

Exquisite.

Takes you back, doesn't it?

Which one were you
looking at?

Well, both of them.

I'd like to corner the market.

Well, there is one more left,
actually, that's in circulation

with a private collector
in Florida.

Anders?

Looks like we'll be making
some phone calls to Florida.

LIAM:
She's usually very sweet,

I promise.
Oh, yeah.

Real bag of sugar.

MAX:
Everything is fine.

Mora just had a long flight.
She's exhausted.

I have to apologize for my wife.

I don't care what you do as long
as the deal isn't in jeopardy.

Well, not anymore, thanks to me.

Well, then you are officially
my favorite of the Van Kirks.

[chuckles]No offense, sweetie.

Did she say why she freaked out?

Apparently, her family
had some business dealings

with your father in the past
that didn't go over so well.

I knew nothing
about that.

But once I told her
he didn't approve of the deal,

she perked right up.

Well, look at that.

My dad acting
like a complete ass

finally pays off for me.

[laughing]It only took 25 years.

So, now can we sign the contract

and move forward?What is it with you?

Nothing but business, business,
business. We're in New York.

Let's celebrate, okay?

You got to be getting sick
and tired

of that Southern food.[chuckles]

Okay, fine. But we are
stopping at Bergdorf's.

Barbie needs to
change her outfit.

♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah

♪ I lay hands,
I'm gonna break you ♪

♪ I'm a real low,
mad chick in the making ♪

♪ Wise girlfriends,
they usually hate me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm sick, slick,
and I know how to make beats ♪

♪ Logic gone dead 'cause
you know I'm gonna get it... ♪

Sorry, but I thought

these guys would work
a little harder

if there was a bit more energy.

Wait, what?I was just saying

that I finished everything
you asked me to do.

And I even started
to consolidate the guest list.

Hope you don't mind.

You know,
initiative and all that.

That guest list is worthless.

I mean, you didn't
even look at it.

And I used a special font.

Migos is playing a surprise show
at Purgatory tomorrow night.

I don't understand.

Migos. They're a hip-hop group.

I'm from Australia,
not Antarctica.

But what's, uh, Purgatory?

A club three
blocks from here.

This is not coincidence.
It's sabotage.

So what are we gonna do?We aren't gonna do anything.

I'm gonna call a booker
friend of mine and see who I

can get to play here
in 24 hours' notice.

Hold down the fort.

I'm gonna fix this.

I want my million,
not some picture.

As much as I value

your knowledge of
fine art, Hank,

this is not just a picture.
It's a Rembrandt.

But when do I get actual money?

Being an idiot is not gonna
make it happen any faster.

This painting is collateral.Well, great.

So, where do I sell it?
Some kind of art store?

You don't sell it
anywhere, you moron.

You couldn't even
if you wanted to.

Do you not understand
what "collateral" means?

Maybe... not.

It means that you
hold onto this

until I get you the
money next month,

and then you give me
back the painting,

and I return it to
Carrington Manor.

So I'm not selling it?

No!

Between the insurance
payment and Blake,

I will get you real money.

But in the meantime,
you lay low,

you be quiet
about our deal,

or the two of us are
gonna end up in jail.

Seems kind of small
to be worth anything.

Do you have any bigger ones?

[sighs]

MAX:
Wow.

I didn't realize my nephew
had such good taste.

[chuckles]How many karats is this?

Well, a gentleman
never tells.

But since I'm not one,
I'll tell you

it's just a little more
than nine.

[all laugh]

[phone chimes]Ah. Excuse me.

Hello?

Well, this has been great, Max.

But will you please
let me get the bill

to thank you
for saving the deal?

The bill has already
been taken care of, dear.

But if you really want
to thank me,

come to my penthouse
tomorrow night for dinner.

Mora's out at the Hamptons
with some girlfriends.

LIAM:
Sorry about that.

Did I miss anything?

Just business as usual.

I really should get back
to the office, but you two...

You should take her to the Met.
They got a couple of

new Picassos in.
They're beautiful.Maybe we'll check it out.

Did you know Marie-Thérèse
Walter was only 17

when Picasso started
sleeping with her?

He was 45--
and married, incidentally.

Well, nobody's perfect, right?

I suppose we could
all forgive a genius

for an indiscretion or two.

You two have fun, okay?

Uh, Max?

I think you dropped this.

Oh.

And it's such a
beautiful day.

I think we'll check
out the park.

I'll look forward to hearing
from your team soon.

Or maybe you'll be hearing
from mine.

This one keeps you on
your toes, doesn't she?

[whispers]:
Oh, yeah.

SAM: This is stupid.
I followed Melissa

through the whole grocery store,
and then some old lady

hit me in the back with her cart
in the freezer aisle.

It's definitely gonna bruise.

I need you to focus, dear.

What did you find out?

Well, I don't know what kind
of smoking gun

you think we're going
to find here,

but I'm guessing
it's not smoked turkey.

Or Brie. Now I'm just hungry.

She's buying deli meat?

A pregnant woman isn't supposed
to eat cold cuts, Sam.Oh.

Or unpasteurized cheeses.

And where there's smoked turkey,

there's fire.

We could do the Empire Club.You're a member?

Only to impress the girls.

Maybe 8:00?

We can toast to your success.

I think I should make
an early night tonight.

We can celebrate when
the deal's closed.

Yeah, of course.

Don't want to jinx anything.Right.

[phone chimes]

Do you know Northstone?

Northstone Oil? Of course.

Apparently, my uncle's
having dinner with them tonight.

What? But why would he need

to take another meeting
with an energy company

when he's about to own
Carrington Atlantic?

I don't know.

Maybe Mora's getting
in his ear again.

I mean, everything seemed great
when we left lunch.

Sorry to disturb you.

Well, actually, you're just
the man I wanted to see.

I think we should build
a track for those cars.

Custom. Just for us to race.

Well, I'll get right onto it.

I've been tracking
the third gull-wing.

The buyer, as it turns out,
is in Atlanta.

And it may be a coincidence...

What is it?

The buyer's Jeff Colby.

What the hell does he
want with that car?

Well, I think it's less
about the cars

and more about you, sir.

Hi.

I'm here to see Mr. Van Kirk.

And no, he's not expecting me.

Fallon.

I just took my sleeping pill.
I have an early flight.

I was looking for your husband.

I'm sure you were.

I'm sorry
to just show up unannounced.

It's just I needed to discuss
some of the details

of our transaction,
and it's time-sensitive.

Does Liam know you're here?

We hadn't discussed it.Well, Max and I

discuss everything.

He told me what you did,
you know.

I'm sorry, what did I do?

He told me you made a pass
at him in Atlanta.

You're kidding, right?

Do you think
you're the first little tramp

to go after my husband?

They all think
he's an easy mark.

Handsome, rich, older man,
stuck in a stale marriage.

But you're married to his
nephew, for God's sake.

If you don't have respect
for yourself,

at least have some respect
for Liam.

Look, I don't know
what your husband told you,

but he's the one who's been
crossing lines, not me.

And clearly he's gotten to your
head if you think for one...

[scoffs]

MAX:
Fallon. It's a little late

to be talking business,
isn't it?

You're right.

Why don't we talk
tomorrow night.

Leave that key with the doorman.
I'll be there.

[indistinct chatter]

Good night.

Drive safe.Thank you.

Hold up, hold up.Oh, I'm so sorry.

I know you're closing,
Mm-hmm.

but I think I left my
I.D. in the bathroom.

Can I please just
run in and check?

I'll be really quick.
My Uber's gonna leave.

[sighs]

All right, go ahead.

Thank you so much.

♪

[rats squeaking]

I'm gonna call you Fallon.

How many people
should I be expecting

for this, uh,
meditation class tonight?

Sammy mentioned something
about it being hosted here.

Yeah, he's really embraced
this whole baby thing.

I'm starting to think
it's not such a good idea.

The meditation class?

Or the whole baby thing?

I never have been very good
at meditation.

I don't want to screw up
another kid with...

all of this.

Well, I can assure you,
you will.

Thanks for the honesty, I guess.

All parents screw
up their kids.

I certainly did.

I'm sure this place
had something to do with it.

Well, it didn't do any favors.

Uh...

it's too late now.

You owe it to this baby
to give it your best.

And you owe it to yourself.

I'll call Melissa,

find out how many people
are coming.

Ooh.

Cubano.

Just trust me.

Huh?

It's pretty good.

I used to walk
through here on a break

when I was writing
my book.

If my family knew,
they probably

would've torn up
the whole block.

Speaking of your family,

have you talked
to your uncle today?

Called him this morning.

Turns out it was just
a big misunderstanding.

I guess the Northstone guys
heard about the C.A. acquisition

and they asked for the meeting.
So he said he took it

just as a courtesy.So everything's on track, then.

He's meeting with his lawyers
right now to sign everything.

[sighs]
That's perfect.

Now I don't have to cancel
my spa appointment.

What, today?

I need to get a facial
before Monica's tonight.

This city clogs
my pores.

I'll meet you on
the plane at 8:00?

Yeah.

I might go check out
that Picasso exhibit.

Well, don't forget to
take your ring off.

You might meet a cute
art history major.

[chuckles]

See you later.

Bye.

If he can stay in Atlanta
for one more night,

we'll make it worth his while.

But I need to know
in the next hour.

Yeah. Call me back.

Oh, my God.

Did you hear about Purgatory?

Please don't tell me
they got Beyoncé, too.

They got shut down.

Health code violations.

Inspector found rats
in the kitchen.

How gross is that?

Wait a second.

So, the health department
just happened to be

at Purgatory today?

Apparently, um,
they got an anonymous tip.

Did you have anything
to do with that?

Like I said, it was anonymous.

I know how important
this place is to you.

And I want you to know
it means a lot to me

that you give me a chance.

Well, maybe we can find a place
for your initiative around here.

FALLON: It's good
to see you again, Ali.

You look great.

I mean, so New York.Thank you.

I'm still an
Atlanta girl at heart.

If you don't mind me asking,
how did you get into the,

you know...
Escort business?

Yes. I mean, I assume you
weren't doing this at Penley.

Oh, God, no. No.

I actually came
here for fashion.

Then I started going
to parties and...

getting requests.

Realized I can make
more in a month

than the lawyers and
doctors that I knew.

So... here we are.

Speaking of which,

what can I do for you?

Let's just say
I have a date tonight,

one I have no intention
of taking to completion,

and I need somebody
who can fill in.

All right.

And who's the guy?

My uncle.
Well, in-law. Sort of.

And potential business partner.

Long story short,
he's a real prize.

First, he tries
to get in my pants,

even though he knows
I'm married to his nephew.

And then, last night,
he convinced his wife

that I was the one
hitting on him.

I didn't sign on
to this ship of vipers

to become the company whore.

I need a contingency plan.

You know,
somebody on standby.

I'll wine and dine him,
butter him up.

But... if he wants more,

then I'll tag out
and tag her in.

And you think he won't
know the difference?

You'll have to get
the right girl,

with my measurements.

Have her wear this.

When he gets laid,

I get a very important
signature,

and your girl gets
the biggest payday of her life.

Everyone wins.

JEFF: Always room
for you, my friend.

I'm glad to hear
you can make it out tonight.

Hey, let me
call you back.

What are you doing here, Blake?

What are you doing buying a
first-run gull-wing in Florida?

Huh?

You expect me to believe
it was just a coincidence?

[chuckles]

Charlie and I are friends.

We talk.

The whole town is talking about
your little midlife crisis.

No crisis.

It was just my turn.

My whole life has been
about everyone else.

You really have the balls
to say that to me?

I'm not here to
relitigate the past.

I just want the damn car.

You know you just bought
it to screw with me.

Fine. I'm happy to pay.

Just name your price.

Not for sale.

It's about time you learn

what the rest of us had to
a long time ago.

[chuckles]

Can't always get what you want.

Fine.

I'll race you for it.

Say what, now?One of my gull-wings
against yours.

I win, I take your car.

You win, you can
have both of mine.

Why not?

But what do you say we raise
the stakes a little, hmm?

More than just money.

Name it.

Sorry about yesterday.

You caught me off guard.

I thought
you might be testing me.

Earnest as earnest can be.[chuckles]

I'm just glad
you reconsidered.

Me, too.

And I have to say,

I admire you ingenuity,

convincing Mora
to threaten the deal.

Don't worry about Mora.

She's in the country
house for a week.

We've got the whole
place to ourselves.

I can give you the grand
tour, if you'd like.

Well, maybe you can show me

where you're keeping
that signed contract.

[chuckles]
You...

have a one-track mind.[chuckles]

But that's okay. So do I.

And I'll have it for you
in the morning, barring...

any unexpected issues.

Well...

In that case,
let's stay right here.

[clinking]

♪

Wow.

I have to say,

I like your
proposal so far.

Well, we're
just getting started.

Mm.

[exhales]

What are you doing now?

Shh.

[laughs]

The anticipation is killing me.

[clicking]

Give me your hand.

What's that?

Just a little jewelry.

[laughs]

[chuckles]

I knew you had some tricks
up your sleeve.

[chuckles] Well,
I might have one more.

[clicking][exhales]

Ooh.

[sighs]

Where are you going?

Oh.

I'm just going
to turn on some music.

I like a real
sensory experience.

I like the sound
of that.

[piano playing jazz]

Don't get lost, now.

Don't worry, I'm right here.

♪

[car engine starts]

This is our chance.

Let's go.

Surveillance
is one thing.

Breaking and entering
is another.

It's not breaking
if you have a key.

How did you even know there was
a key under the herb box?

We shared a gardener.

Let's just say he wet
more than her plants.

Okay, you know, I-I have to be
at that meditation class, too.

So maybe
we should just go.

Sam, this is for Steven.

What if she is lying?

Doesn't he
deserve to know?

You check the mail.

I'll take the bedroom.

♪

[yelps]

What?

I knew it.

What's that?

A fake baby bump.

But this is way bigger
than Melissa's.

Well, she must have
one for every stage.

And I bet you Goldilocks
is wearing one right now.

Our name looks good in neon.

[indistinct chatter]

Congratulations, Moni.

Expanding the Colby empire.

I don't need
an empire.

I just need
to throw a good party.

MAN:
Ms. Colby, Quan is here.

Oh. Right on time.

I'm going to make sure
everything is ready.

You coming?

Yeah, I'll be there soon.

Just got to take
care of something.

♪ Don't let that money fool ya

♪ Boy, ain't ... changed

♪ We in Miami on Biscayne

♪ 40,000 for the big face

♪ And they want another 50,000
to bust it down ♪

♪ I've been doing this ...
since sixth grade ♪

♪ Teachers told me
I would never make ♪

♪ No money off these words

♪ Now I'm not worried 'bout
nobody, told that same teacher ♪

♪ "Look at me"
and I didn't go to college ♪

♪ We 'bout to party...

As we begin,

I want to thank you
all for bringing

your divine energy
into this sacred space.

She's obviously never
been here before.

[chuckles]

I don't know where Sam is.

It's okay.

Relax.As we consider

our intentions

for the time and space
we have made together,

we breathe in the light...

[inhales]

...and exhale
what is heavy.

[exhales]

[inhaling]

[exhaling]

You really went all out.

Thought it would be
more down and dirty.

It's not Tokyo Drift.

I don't want to
damage the cars.

Though that loop-de-loop's
pretty filthy.

MAN:
Rich people are so weird.

MAN 2:
You know these toy cars

cost way more
than my real one?

Apparently, Carrington
saw them at a dealership,

and Colby bought one
just to screw with him.

Like I said...JEFF: Uh, should we
do this or what?

I'm all for reliving
your childhood,

but I got a grown-up
party to get back to.

First one to the end
of the track.

Winner takes all.

MAN 2:
Okay, I got 50 on Carrington.

What the hell?

I'll take that bet.

Make it a hundred.

Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, y'all. Let's go!

[cheering]Let's go!

[indistinct chatter]

Welcome home.

Thank you.

I didn't realize
you were bringing a plus-one.

Well, I had to come
straight from the airport.

He offered me a ride. It was
only polite to invite him.

How's my lipstick?

Perfect.

I'm gonna go check.

[chuckles]

I hear congratulations
are in order.
Indeed.

I didn't know you were planning
on popping the question.

Hasn't been
that long, right?

Four years.

Just hope this thing
between Fallon and I

didn't make you rush
into anything.

How so?

Just that she might not be

as excited as you are.

[chuckles]
She's wearing my ring.

I'm good, bro.

What about me?

I was just saying
how gorgeous you look.

Oh, well, you always say that.

Shall we go in?

I think I'm actually
gonna head out.

Are you sure?Yeah, I'm sure.

Have fun, guys.

♪

Three, two, one.

[spectators cheering]

Come on, Carrington.
Let's go, baby. Let's go!

Here we go, Carrington.
Here we go!

[indistinct shouting
and cheering]

I got it. Yeah.Get off!

[indistinct shouting
and cheering]

No!

[whooping]

No!
[whoops]

[groans]

A bet's a bet.

KIRBY:
Fallon Carrington?

Fancy seeing you here.

Well, you remember me,
don't you?

Your old mate?
Kirby?

What are you
doing here?

Haven't you heard?
I'm back.

Wait. Is that my dress?

I was supposed
to wear that tonight.

Yeah. It looks good,
doesn't it?

And my grandma's necklace?

Were you in my house?
In my room?

Just like old times.

Give me my necklace back,
psycho.

When I'm done.When you're done what?

Single White Female-ingme?

Let's just go upstairs.

♪

Hey.

[grunting]Hey, hey!

[both grunting]

[bystanders murmuring]

That's right, bitch, come at me!MICHAEL: Security!

INSTRUCTOR: And now, as we fall
into the rhythm of our breaths,

we can become conscious
of our partners

and bring our rhythms into sync.[door closes,
footsteps approach]

Where have you been?

What are you doing here?

I am here to expose you.

The jig is up, you lying bitch.

Get her, please!

Shh, shh, shh.

Fallon!

[people gasping]

Oh. Well, that's...

My stomach?

You know what? Keep it.

You think it's
your clothes I want?

Maybe when I was 12.

What the hell do you want?

I want everything.
Everything you took from me

when you had me shipped back
to Australia.

I'm gonna take your friends,
your family,

your whole damn world.

Is this a joke?

It's not my fault.

I don't understand.

We both saw the fake
baby bump in your closet.

You broke into
her house?

MELISSA:
I have an event,
in two months

and I needed to be fitted
for my dress ahead of time.

I was approximating
how big I'll be.

And the deli meats, the cheeses?

I'm having a dinner party;
people need to eat.

It's called being
a gracious hostess.

As much as I'd love
to stay here

and chat with you about being
a law-breaking psycho,

your son's baby is pushing

on my bladder right now,

so I'd like to go home.

What the hell
is wrong with you?

It was an innocent
misunderstanding.

Maybe we should talk about this
later when you're not so upset.

This was all her.

She manipulated me, and she made
me think Melissa was a liar.

Don't try to blame this
on Alexis.

You're a grown man, supposedly.

But, no, you chose to believe
your crazy mother-in-law

instead of trusting
your husband.

She basically attacked me.
You can ask anyone.

Or are you gonna try
and frame me for this, too?

MONICA:
I can't believe
you'd do this

on opening night.

You know better
than anyone

what bad publicity can do.

Monica, you need to fire
this crazy bitch now.

Excuse me?Get rid of this lunatic

before she burns
the place down.

You cause a scene,
and now you want

to tell me how to staff my club?

Well, I mean, I am the one that
paid for it in the first place.

And you'll never
let me forget it.

So, to solve that problem,
here's a check.

♪ Seem like you were
somebody else... ♪

For $3.5 million.

That's everything you paid,
plus interest.

[chuckles]

And as far as
who I fire,

that's my call,
'cause this is my club.

And Kirby doesn't even
work here.

[chuckling]

Let's get out of here.

Can't say I didn't warn you.

That's one down.

JEFF:
Monica.

What is going on?

My friends keep texting me
that people are fighting?

I took care of it while you
were out playing kids' games

with Blake Carrington, who I
thought we were moving on from.

So maybe you should just deal
with whatever identity crisis

you have going on,
and leave me alone, okay?

I took the liberty of calling
the private nurse, sir.

I don't need a
nurse, Anders.

I bruised my hand
racing toy cars.

I know...

[gasps]
It may be broken.

Fortunately,
the nurse that I called

is waiting for you
in your office.

I assume, from the injury,
that the race didn't work out

how you expected?

It did not.

I lost.

Well, I'm relieved to hear it.

Excuse me?

Well, if you'll
excuse the metaphor,

you're behaving
like a child:

throwing tantrums,
spinning out of control,

all over some toys.

I bought those toy cars for you.

For me?
Yeah.

They reminded me of
the days we spent together

racing them when I was a kid.

You were always around
when my father was,

you know, who-knows-where.

I was gonna give you the set.

Well, I'm touched, sir.

Well, they're gone now,
so get over it.

ALEXIS:
Blake, are you okay?

I heard you were injured.

Ooh.

We should get some ice
on that.

Or is it heat?

Anyway, come upstairs.

Despite your lengthy
stay in hospital,

we have a real
nurse in there.

Good evening.

There's been
a misunderstanding.

I'm not a nurse.

I tried to explain to the man
at the front gate,

but he assumed I was
and let me in.

And I needed to talk to you.

Who are you?

My name is Cristal Jennings.

I was a friend of your
late wife, Cristal Flores.

You're the woman
on the phone.

Oh, God.

However you got in here,
you can go.

Just tell me how much you want,
I'll write you a check.No, no, no.

I don't want anything.

[sighs]

Here.

Look.

I think she wanted me
to come here and help you.

♪ I know that you love me

And I think
you can help me, too.

♪ Though I'm young
and stupid... ♪

JEFF:
You sure you're okay?

Me? I'm great.

I got to show everyone that
Fallon is kind of unhinged,

and she ripped my dress,
which was actually hers.

So seems like a win-win.

Well, I'm learning
that at some point,

you got to leave
grudges in the past.

Otherwise, you start
pissing off new people.

[doorbell rings]

Like Monica...

who's probably here
to chew me out some more.

Or fire me from a job
I never even had.

[both chuckle][door opens]

Kirby Anders.

That's me.

How can I help you?

You are under arrest

for assaulting
Fallon Carrington.

♪ I'm just doing what I can...

You're pretty good at this.

What other hidden talents do you
have that I don't know about?

You'll just have to wait and
discover them along the way.

Now, if we can just get this
deal done, Liam gone...

I thought you trusted me.

I do.Okay, then don't worry, babe.

I can take care of myself,

although I do like it
when you take care of me.

[phone rings]

Oh.

This may be the call
we've been waiting for.

Hello.

Hello. Is this Fallon?

I'm sorry.
I didn't know what to do.

Well, slow down.
What's going on?

That guy,

he was blindfolded
and handcuffed,

and then he wanted me
to gag him.

And then what?He started freaking out.

And so I took out the gag,

and then he was turning all red,
and he couldn't breathe.

He said he was having
a heart attack.

Well, did you call 911?

No. It was all so fast,
and then it was too late.

He's dead.