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for sale snow globes hey get your snow
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globes here I'm telling you Bill
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collagen is a hot top I women want it
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and they want to know how they can get
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more of it and I really think this story
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is going to resonate with a lot of
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people it's what the female readers are
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looking for
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and yes I know it's Christmas time Bill
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by a snow globe come on hey CHR happy
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Christmas fire a snow globe snow globe s
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s come on here yes hey don't go to sale
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you want snow uh
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uh-huh okay life affirming upbeat story
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that tugs at the heart
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staks and get it in by Christmas time of
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course
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okay yeah thanks
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Bill fiss
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you plain black coffee just how you like
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it thank
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you what is that sugary colorful
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concoction you have there candy cane
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syrup that's disgusting this my friend
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is the joy of Christmas what happened to
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you this is also the joy of Christmas
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crosswalk SL spray it's trending
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sorry I know you hate walking through
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tourist traps this time of year but it's
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an
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emergency shopping is an emergency you
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know there's still 2 weeks left till
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Christmas right oh no not for me if I
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don't get my family's gifts in the mail
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this afternoon they won't get there on
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time why don't you just bring them with
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you when you fly out for New Years I not
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have gifts under the tree for my nephews
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on Christmas day oh the horror right
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it's bad enough I'm not there to see
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them open my presents you know if you
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want to spend actual Christmas with your
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family I will totally understand are you
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kidding besy Christmas is our thing it's
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been the homework of our friendship
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since College the Lynch pin of our BFF
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bar the lime and our Margarita the gold
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standard for that's enough for you
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seriously I love our Traditions movie
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marathons caramel popcorn your homemade
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chili vegging on the couch for hours on
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end correction I veg you work I work
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from home on the couch so it counts you
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wild child you a journalist job is never
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done my point is I love spending
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Christmas with you okay it's settled
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station friend Miss for the
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win but with the
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caveat the station aspect of our friends
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Miss I was thinking maybe this year we
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try something a little different okay
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now you're scaring me you haven't even
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heard my idea yes but you're acting
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weird and you are the queen of
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traditions and now all of a sudden you
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want to change things up what was it
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that your foster mom used to say don't
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touch the crystal ornaments that and the
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best way to find out if you can trust
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somebody is to trust them yeah but she's
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still that from hemway well you need to
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trust me
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now okay you know how I always listen to
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that holiday radio station the one that
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plays all them up it's Christmas songs
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that everyone finds really annoying but
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I think that're right so I entered one
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of their call-in contests and I won you
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won that's great what did you win two
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all expense paid tickets to Christmas
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land wow what exactly is Christmas land
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Christmas land is only the most magical
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place on
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Earth just picture it
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be it's an entire town devoted to
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Christmas hey
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everybody hey Ethan welcome home
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oh hello Ethan ask your mother where she
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wants the colored lights the whole town
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comes together every year to give
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visitors the Christmas experience of
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their dreams what does that mean exactly
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does the entire town gather around a
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giant Christmas tree and sing the hville
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song No although maybe they do that too
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but that's not the best part I certainly
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hope that's not the Highlight so there's
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this in the North Pole Inn owned by the
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founders of Christmas land where all the
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guests are invited to stay and they
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guarantee a whole holiday experience an
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entire town in the middle of a magical
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land okay you lost me at magical land
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fine it's Massachusetts okay Carry On
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and apparently they make every guest
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feel like they're family oh you're home
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mom you look hungry are you hungry I
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could be W and your hair looks nice
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longer shorter wow and still so much of
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it just like your father I'm him every
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day look at you oh my God you didn't
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shave no this is 5:00 shadow yeah but
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it's morning no no no Mom that's where
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it's called it's called 5:00 shadow and
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everything is you know okay yes yes
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everything is great it's Christmas time
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we're in Christmas land I'm in the queen
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of Christmas lands foer mhm oh my gosh
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my boy how I've missed you now are you
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ready to get to work yeah all right here
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you go okay no rest for the weary not
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unless you're a pig
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guest oh cookies are ready the best part
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is they guarantee a full Holiday Movie
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experience a what now you know those
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Christmas movies I like to binge watch
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every year yeah like the one that you
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made me watch where a puppy somehow
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makes two people fall in love like that
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one except it's not the puppy that
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brings them together it's the magic of
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Christmas that makes way more sense so
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the family that runs this in they must
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be really into Christmas smells good in
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here o I wouldn't try that if I were you
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why not ready because it's my holiday po
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Perri it's oranges cloves cinnamon
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nutmeg my recipe for a splendid smelling
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Christmas kitchen okay easy there Mrs
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Claus what are you looking for what do
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you think oh of course yes it is that
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time of year the search for the missing
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ornament continues yeah well I was
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thinking that maybe you could have a
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peek around the garage and see if it's
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in one of those boxes high up in the
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rafters okay we'll do oh oh hey those
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are for the fellas working with the
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reindeer you did not get more plastic
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reindeer for the roof did you well I did
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but but these are for the fellas working
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on the real reindeer the real reindeer
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yes the town voted to have a reindeer
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farm on Mr haro's property isn't that
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fabulous that sounds a little excessive
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well moderation is a fatal thing nothing
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succeeds like excess uh except you just
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made that up no I didn't that's Oscar
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Wild Honey people thought it was
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excessive when I decided to turn this
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place into a Christmas themed Inn after
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your father passed but it's what's kept
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me going and our neighbors deciding to
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turn the town into Christmas land that's
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kept many of them going for their own
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personal reasons it's fun it's festive
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and it's for all okay and I hear it's
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official now that the Town Council voted
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to change the name of the town to
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Christmas land officially officially it
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is okay well as long as this isn't too
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much for you to organize and um no
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you're happy never been
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marrier okay so what you're trying to
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say is this Town makes you feel like
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you're living in a Christmas movie isn't
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awesome oh now don't forget the rest of
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our players arried tonight and our
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paying guests will be coming over the
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next couple of days lots of reservations
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fully booked now you remember what to do
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when they arrive yes I have my cap and I
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am ready to perform dear lady oh Tiny
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Tim you saying you don't like the cap
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I'm sorry with all that facial hair I
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can't tell if that's a trick question or
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if you're just being serious okay Mom
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all right I know my part I
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know so so what will you come with me to
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Crazy Town it's Christmas land and it'll
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be fun uh no absolutely not it's not
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like you have other plans and you know I
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don't even like Christmas oh we just
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establish that you do no I like our
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Christmas not the one that is filled
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with family and memory lane and every
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body expecting you to be jolly all the
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time it'll still be our friends mus just
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on the backdrop of something that I just
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cannot relate
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to hey just looking for green hair your
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Grinch frots are showing look if you
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want to go I absolutely think that you
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should but I I'm not going without you I
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love you m but I'm not
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coming I know where you live and hide
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your spare key you can't avoid me
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forever you're still going to help me
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with my shopping though
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right come on
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no please
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NOP
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why
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because because
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why just
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know pretty
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please still
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no pretty pleased with sugar on top just
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no but what about my Christmas
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gift come on be we made a sacred promise
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to each other to always be there for one
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another um I am a grown woman who wears
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a plastic friendship bracelet do not
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doubt my loyalty but crazy town is where
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I draw the line Christmas
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land but well what about your work huh
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what about it your upcoming story he
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said he needed it revised didn't he yes
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life affirming upbeat story that tugs at
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the heartstrings I think were his exact
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words Christmas land might be right up
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that alley a work assignment and a gift
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to your BFF two birds my friend two
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birds okay you could be on to something
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there might be a story there I mean who
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willingly lives in a town called
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Christmas land there might be a human
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interest
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angle so does this mean you're coming
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with
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me fine I will
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come you are not going to regret this we
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are going to have so much fun let's not
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get ahead of ourselves what are we
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watching not a Christmas movie
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definitely Christmas movie
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mm okay it's so hear that there is a
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townwide snowball fight how does that
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even work I bet they have rules or maybe
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it's a free-for-all maybe this is like
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the Hunger Games of Christmas themed
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towns maybe oh look at the next page uh
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carrot rdes sounds kind of cool uh ice
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sculptures snowman making contest a
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holiday Bake Off oh you should
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definitely stick to the ice sculptures
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hey I'm just saying you might be more
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dangerous with a spatula than a pickaxe
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ooh hot chocolate tasting that is for me
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sign me right
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up what was
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that no
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idea yep we have a flat oh please tell
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me you have a spare
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oh my gosh it's starting what string of
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bad luck it's Christmas
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land yeah yeah I see I see the sign no
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no this this is totally the magic of
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Christmas land atw workk you think
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Christmas land gave us a flat tire a
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flat tire at night in the middle of
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nowhere it has holiday romance written
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all over it a handful of nails scattered
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strategically across the road and
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voila this is the magic of Christmas
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land okay if you're right it's not magic
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it is a lawsuit waiting to happen and I
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mean how would that even work with it no
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this is just this is bad
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luck somebody's going to come and I bet
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you anything it's going to be a
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he there's no spare trust me this is all
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fine it's part of the experience there's
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no service there's no service B calm
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down I'm telling you he'll be here he
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who I mean what okay look em I know that
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you're excited but this is not a good
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situation for us we need to told
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you oh I bet he's a regularly handsome
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Blue Collar night and shining armor what
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are you talking about probably wearing
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plaid and with a full head of like
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amazingly manly hair and the strong
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shoulders the M leads always have the
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nicest shoulders You Know M I love you
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but you've lost your
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mind evening ladies I told you so he's
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the rugged tow truck driver that comes
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to the rescue I've seen this one a
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million times need some mil he looks
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like a single dad ask if he's I'm not
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asking him that hi yes we seem to have a
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flat uh you don't uh have to have a tow
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truck back there do you I I do not have
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a tow truck
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handy if you have a spare though no no
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spare uh where you headed Christmas land
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you know it yes I do uh that's where I'm
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going you don't say would you like a
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ride absolutely not just just excuse us
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for one
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moment what are you doing he could be a
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serial killer does he look like a serial
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killer his timing was too perfect
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exactly so you really think that he was
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sent by the weirdo elves of Christmas
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land uh more than I think he's a Super H
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seral Hiller drus and plaid on his way
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to Christmas land everything
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okay ah we would love a ride the ride
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would be great great well I'm Ethan
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Christmas land's official serial killer
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and you are beatress this is uh M Amelia
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but everyone calls me m you callor B
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well it's a pleasure to meet you with
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the bags in the trunk oh
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yeah I think so go fall in for me yet
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you just got here stay warm it's cold
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night I'll uh the
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bags he's such a gentleman I told you
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he'd be a gentleman you did and he
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is holy
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moly he has a
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puppy wow my goodness it's adorable so
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you two met Jingles we have how old is
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he not exactly sure someone dropped him
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off at the shelter friend of mine
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adopted him and I am now just the
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chauffeur taking him to his new
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home oh he's very cute
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[Music]
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so Ethan are you a full-time resident of
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Christmas land no no I uh I grew up here
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but I actually live in Boston now just
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home for the holidays the hometown boy
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moves to the city then rediscovers the
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beauty of this small town classic
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sh and I take it you're a lawyer nope
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engineer interesting
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first time in Christmas land is it that
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obvious no no I just wanted to make sure
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that you're prepared prepared for
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what prepared for
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[Music]
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this Christmas
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[Music]
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land this is
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incredible this is not
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real what
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oh my goodness are you seeing this oh I
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see I
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see Best Day
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Ever I'm glad you're happy
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Christmas coffee oh
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okay oh what is this uh peppermint oat
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latte with coconut whipped cream that is
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disgusting it's much better than the
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plain black coffee that you normally
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drink here put this on I'm not wearing
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that just wear
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it thank
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you so I've been thinking about our
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agenda for the day wait how long have
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you been up you think I could sleep in
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when we're in the most magical place on
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Earth all right tone it down not Cindy
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Lou I can't there's actually a
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surprising amount of caffeine in that
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drink so you should really give it a
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chance okay so what do you want to do
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well I was thinking we could start by
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watching the carolers rehears or we
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could join an impromptu snowball fight
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okay how is it impromptu if it is
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planned don't be a spoil sport oh or we
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could feed the reindeer are seriously
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well elk or Caribou I think but same
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same ho ho ho and welcome nothing like
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cookies fresh from the oven to make you
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feel at
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home these are incredible well they're
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not as good as Shell's down at the
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bakery but mine are made with love and
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the holiday spirit I can taste it I'm
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Carol the owner of this in I met Amelia
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downstairs earlier and she was kind
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enough to give me both your holiday
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profiles well I'm I'm not really into
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the holidays so sorry if mine's a bit
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sparse oh don't be silly the Jolly thing
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is you filled it in you're beetus right
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I am yeah well it's nice to meet you a
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iies for not being here when you ladies
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checked in last night but it was a good
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thing Ethan turned up when he did that
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was really good timing it was indeed now
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I better get back to the front desk but
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if there's anything you need you holler
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okay yeah we'll let you know when we
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decide which event to hit first may I
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suggest the eggnog tasting it only runs
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till the eggnog runs out so Shake A Leg
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girls this place it's incredible
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right yes and it's
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perfect help yourself to some hot
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chocolate in the Parlor and Ethan will
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be right behind you with your
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luggage oh going out for some eggnog are
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we you better believe it all right and
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you as well oh she can't participate
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she's lactose intolerant we don't have
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to tell everyone let me see maybe you
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could go look around at the farm oh I'm
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just going to go for a a walk around
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town okay be's a writer she's always
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looking for a good story oh we have
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plenty of those here in Christmas land
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I'm just the man to show you around
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Ethan oh uh I don't need anyone to show
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me around Ethan bee is going to take a
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stroll around town why don't you be her
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tour guide I really don't need a tour
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guide I'd be happy
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to if you want me
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to uh well great I'll see you
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five and don't forget there's a dinner
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here tonight for all the guests a little
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mingling a little jingling and how does
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carols around the piano sound we
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wouldn't miss
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it oh sorry I'm sorry I I didn't see you
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there I you yeah I wasn't looking where
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I was
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going I should yes thank you go of
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course oh
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yep hey hey um I'm not sure she wants my
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to accompany me should just let her
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explore on her own Ethan you know your
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job hey boy okay I'm
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[Music]
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going you're going to have a good time
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okay mhm I'll see you after the annoing
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event have fun finding a story
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mhm ready uh possibly but probably not
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not I just got word on your car Johnny's
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finished fixing the tire he's going to
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bring it by later today oh great that's
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great any thoughts on uh what you'd like
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to see first you know you really don't
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have to do this oh no I do I do cuz
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Carol's word is
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law so does that mean you'll be fired if
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you don't a tour guide fired no no
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disowned
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maybe disowned does that mean that Carol
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is your mother
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uh-huh wow I cannot imagine I mean I
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Carol's a lovely woman but I just is her
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name actually Carol as in like Christmas
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Carol yeah that's one of the reasons why
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she likes Christmas so much it runs in
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the family W yeah you should ask my Aunt
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Holly or my Uncle Nick you're
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joking am I come
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[Music]
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on so did you uh grow up in Christmas
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land oh I grew up in the town yes but
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Christmas land no um this started about
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15 years ago and uh it's kind of gotting
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a little bit bigger every year so
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everyone in this town just really loves
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Christmas huh yeah something like
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that oh uh beatric let me introduce you
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to hey uh this is our mayor Chris oh
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mayor schmeer your Excellency will do
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Jes pleasure to meet you beus I'm Chris
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nice to meet you too Chris well let me
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ask you this question have you found
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found the spirit of Christmas yet this
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year U right uh well I'm here aren't I
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given her go well that's not very
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convincing is it Ethan listen well you
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just remember young lady you find it in
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here if you both excuse me many things
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to do lovely
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s he's not for real is he it depends on
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what you mean by real I mean your
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mayor's name is not actually Chris
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cringle right
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you are in a town that is trying to make
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all your Christmas fantasies a reality
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there's a fine line between what is real
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and what isn't here are you real saying
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that I look like
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Pinocchio my advice is Just Go With It
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don't try and see the wizard behind the
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curtain just have fun no I'm a
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journalist it's my job to find the
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wizard
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journalist I mean sort of I um haven't
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done any hard-hitting Walter kronite
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type pieces just yet but um I write
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mostly female Centric pieces and I'm
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currently working on a holiday fluff P
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heartstrings and such huh well I'm sure
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you're a great journalist and I'm sure
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you'd be even more amazing you know when
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you do get that hard-hitting piece that
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you're looking for but I wasn't actually
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suggesting that you would ruin your fun
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but maybe other people's
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yeah and anyone else who's here for the
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fantasy of
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it don't worry I'm not here to reveal
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the tinsel Tangled secrets of Christmas
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land and what would be the point anyways
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it's not like the town lies about what
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it is promises a fantasy and that's what
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it seemingly
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delivers well now is the time in the
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tour where you actually get to make a
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decision do you want the official
548
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,799
Christmas Land
549
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:31,520
Tour or do you want the Ethan special
550
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,000
what's the
551
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,600
difference uh wait you're not an Axe
552
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,480
Murderer and the Ethan specialist code
553
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,640
for my untimely death
554
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,960
right oh really it's going to be like
555
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,720
that fine bring it okay you're brave
556
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,270
let's go
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[Music]
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00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:06,200
hey you're staying at the Inn right I'm
559
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,320
AIA a
560
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porter porter
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00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:17,480
Brian do you mind please thank
562
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:23,039
you are you here alone uh yes I um good
563
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:25,679
me too I I mean I'm not alone alone I
564
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:27,080
came here with a friend to Christmas
565
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,799
land I mean not here to the eggn tasting
566
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:35,520
meaning I I'm here tasting alone too uh
567
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,159
yay um I was just going to get a cup of
568
00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:40,799
coffee are you lactose intolerant please
569
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:42,840
say no please say
570
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,399
no
571
00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,720
no um can we get another flight over
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here
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[Music]
574
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,720
please thank
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00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,799
you I hope you like eggnog PTO Bryant
576
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:58,559
you're about to have your fill
577
00:26:01,399 --> 00:26:06,120
cheers okay first stop Contraband you
578
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,559
like coffee uh you mean the whipped
579
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:10,880
cream candy cane covered confection no
580
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,960
no no I mean real coffee black the way
581
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,720
it's supposed to be Greg and Millie make
582
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,120
the best Cup in town so yes yes yes
583
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,918
please we got it thank
584
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,960
you hi am I the worst friend ever if I
585
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,919
ditch for a hot cocoa making class so I
586
00:26:30,919 --> 00:26:33,360
take it the eggnog tasting was a success
587
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,960
oh I'm on such a sugar high I think I
588
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,320
could fly uh please don't try they
589
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,399
promised to teach us how to make the
590
00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:41,440
world's best hot cocoa in this class so
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00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,120
go enjoy and try not to go into a sugar
592
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,320
coma and you're good I'm
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good
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00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,480
bye thank you thought you might be
595
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,480
hungry
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00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,600
um you got me chips for breakfast yeah
597
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,799
Breakfast of
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00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:05,360
Champions this tour is off to a good
599
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,919
start yeah I think so too and the Ethan
600
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,520
special hasn't even started yet I will
601
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,360
try to contain my
602
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:18,039
excitement so welcome welcome uh to the
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00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:20,240
wagon wheelchair your
604
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,120
stick this
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00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,480
this supposed to
606
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:32,440
you got the NES that block I pray to see
607
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,290
you
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00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:34,060
[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
611
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,240
try well careful now careful oh well
612
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,880
this is our last stop oh my gosh how
613
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,120
does it smell so good and we're not even
614
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,159
inside just wait welcome to Cupcake
615
00:27:54,159 --> 00:28:00,120
Heaven mhm let me get the door thank you
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00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,720
shells
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00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:06,640
Ethan
618
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,559
oh I heard you were home took you long
619
00:28:09,559 --> 00:28:11,080
enough to come see me well you know I
620
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,919
always come in and visit you hey um B I
621
00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:15,799
wanted to introduce you to Shelly uh her
622
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:17,480
mom owns the place Shel is the best
623
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,720
baker in town listen do you think you
624
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,600
could hook be up with one of your world
625
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,159
famous cupcakes in Ethan's world uh
626
00:28:25,159 --> 00:28:27,000
chips for breakfast and cupcakes for
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00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,240
lunch is healthy living
628
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,640
one sugar pump special coming right up
629
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,159
thanks oh Jingles hey managed to find
630
00:28:36,159 --> 00:28:38,360
the best seat in the house where all the
631
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,240
crumbs
632
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,600
fall so uh I didn't know cupcakes was
633
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,640
what you had in mind when you said you
634
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,519
wanted to take me out for lunch well you
635
00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:47,600
are on vacation is that the Christmas
636
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,519
land motto would you prefer what happens
637
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,200
in Christmas land stays in Christmas
638
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,039
land I think that's
639
00:28:53,039 --> 00:29:00,320
taken here you go oh wow that looks
640
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,320
amazing uh is is it dairy free you're
641
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,120
one of the tourists huh uh I am yes here
642
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,640
till Christmas you should enter the bake
643
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,919
off oh uh baking is not really my thing
644
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,799
yeah that is that's a great idea this is
645
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:18,679
one of our best events you only say that
646
00:29:18,679 --> 00:29:20,519
cuz you get to be a judge well it is
647
00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:22,720
really difficult eating all those sweets
648
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,720
but honestly you should do it it would
649
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,600
be we'd have a good time you should it's
650
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,799
always fun when we get somebody who
651
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,919
can't bake well I didn't say I can't
652
00:29:29,919 --> 00:29:33,919
bake oh you're just not up for the
653
00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:36,760
challenge no I'm always up for a
654
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,840
challenge great then I guess we'll see
655
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,360
you tomorrow with the Bake Off me the
656
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,159
best woman win for your mom you got it
657
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,399
bye
658
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,399
now hot chocolate for
659
00:29:50,399 --> 00:29:52,679
anybody what just happened and why do I
660
00:29:52,679 --> 00:29:54,600
feel like I was just challenged to a
661
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,200
duel oh it looks like you're one of the
662
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,679
big off contestants what no no no that
663
00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:01,000
wasn't real no that was real yeah for
664
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,760
sure you said and I quote I never said
665
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,279
that I can't bake yeah but I never said
666
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:08,399
I could bake what are you saying uh I
667
00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:10,880
can't bake like seriously I really
668
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,240
really can't bake how bad are we talking
669
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,000
uh like the fire department was called
670
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,600
last time I tried kind of bad oh okay
671
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,279
this is not funny you should have warned
672
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,480
me it's kind of funny but how was I
673
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,480
supposed to know she was going to come
674
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,000
at you like that oh you really can't
675
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,039
tell when a woman has a crush on you no
676
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:28,840
she may have when we were kids but not
677
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,600
anymore
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00:30:31,679 --> 00:30:34,760
mhm did you two have a date no not at
679
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,039
all it's not like that sh's like a
680
00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:38,919
little sister to
681
00:30:38,919 --> 00:30:42,320
me uh well these are Chris kringle's
682
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,320
famous Candy Apples you should try them
683
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,159
they're delicious I will save this for
684
00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:49,919
Amelia
685
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,799
okay so seriously what am I going to do
686
00:30:52,799 --> 00:30:56,039
about what the bake off I think you
687
00:30:56,039 --> 00:30:59,039
should bake cookies hey you accepted the
688
00:30:59,039 --> 00:31:00,960
challenge well that's just who I am I'm
689
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,519
never going to say no to a challenge
690
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:03,919
okay okay here's what I'll do just
691
00:31:03,919 --> 00:31:06,159
because I did have something to do with
692
00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,840
getting you into this I will um I will
693
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,120
help you bake I'm so surprised I grew up
694
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,519
in the same house as Carol the cookie
695
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:18,360
queen of Christmas so I did learn a few
696
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,399
tricks I can get one of my Grandma's
697
00:31:21,399 --> 00:31:22,840
favorite cookie recipes and I'll walk
698
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,039
you through
699
00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:28,919
it wouldn't that be cheating no no it's
700
00:31:28,919 --> 00:31:31,120
like Consulting like your guide in the
701
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,479
world of
702
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,039
bacing well look who's loving the
703
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:39,519
holiday treats now this is Ethan's fault
704
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:42,399
uh be Ethan meet Porter my sugar loving
705
00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:47,000
partner in crime hey hey uh your friend
706
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,840
kindly saved me for making hot cocoa for
707
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,919
one well believe it or not he has a
708
00:31:50,919 --> 00:31:52,559
sweet tooth that can match
709
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:55,360
mine so what are you two up to well
710
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,760
actually I need to be getting back my
711
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,320
mom needs some help with some guests at
712
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,799
the end um see you later uh sure
713
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:06,000
great you know what Ethan I may go with
714
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,720
you I have a few calls to make for
715
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,880
work see you at dinner I like that very
716
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,639
[Music]
717
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:21,519
much for
718
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:23,120
you
719
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:29,840
fine okay so wait you you go no you go
720
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:36,559
[Music]
721
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,440
tell me you're not working I'm not
722
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,240
working I'm lying I think I have an idea
723
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,120
for a story o is the headline my hot
724
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,200
tour guide made me swoon because I'd
725
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,519
read that that's funny and no I've been
726
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:57,240
thinking about the economics of
727
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,480
Christmas land like what did they do
728
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,519
before it was Christmas land and how
729
00:33:01,519 --> 00:33:04,000
much money do they bring in yeah that's
730
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,559
definitely the life affirming feel-good
731
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:06,880
story your editor is looking
732
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,320
[Music]
733
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,760
for come on let's head down I told
734
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,200
Porter we'd meet him before
735
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,399
dinner so what's the deal with Porter is
736
00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:21,360
he here on his own MH for business what
737
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,320
kind of business does he have in
738
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,840
Christmas land over the holidays well at
739
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,320
first it felt like he was an investment
740
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,279
banker
741
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:29,480
but then he started talking about the
742
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,360
antioxidant properties of dark chocolate
743
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,199
and the traditional theory of
744
00:33:36,399 --> 00:33:40,639
Art Go Tell It On The Tell It on the
745
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:45,039
Mountain Go Tell Tell It on the Mountain
746
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:50,120
Go Tell It on the and he sings over the
747
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,679
hills
748
00:33:52,679 --> 00:33:57,320
everywhere Tell It on the oh boy indeed
749
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,260
is
750
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:01,230
[Music]
751
00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:04,320
[Laughter]
752
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,320
Christmas
753
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,560
not I really don't think I can win this
754
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,520
game never in my life have I tied one of
755
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,399
these I'll figure it out you can do it I
756
00:34:14,399 --> 00:34:17,280
Believe In You fortunately for you both
757
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,320
I am a world class tie Tire okay how am
758
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,639
I doing I think we may you know what how
759
00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:25,239
about we just um find something here
760
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,199
maybe I can show you by example you
761
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,918
didn't tell me how it went today M it
762
00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:32,639
went well and
763
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:35,280
beatress don't worry I know my part so
764
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,040
you think she's warming up she's getting
765
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,280
in the spirit as they say yeah right so
766
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,399
over yeah I think so she's very pretty
767
00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:46,679
and she doesn't have a ring
768
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:49,719
mom what it's just an
769
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,679
observation hey that's a happy accident
770
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,239
I like that you didn't tell me about the
771
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,320
breakup well that's because there was
772
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,200
nothing really to tell it was 6 months
773
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,359
ago and I did tell you that yes mhm and
774
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:04,079
she's called the in quite a few times
775
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:07,800
what caller ID is not snooping Ethan mhm
776
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,720
okay yes she has called we've talked a
777
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,320
little bit we're friends it didn't end
778
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,680
on a sour note we weren't meant for each
779
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,720
other that's all we grew apart instead
780
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,040
of together mhm you know what I never
781
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,480
could have imagined that tying this on
782
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,119
someone else would prove to be this
783
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:25,280
difficult but um how do you not know how
784
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,079
to do this you're wearing two ties I
785
00:35:27,079 --> 00:35:29,400
know I enjoyed my time in the city but I
786
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400
really just want to move home I want to
787
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,320
find somebody who fits with here a home
788
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,040
is where the heart is yeah anyway this
789
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,079
is my way of saying you don't need to
790
00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:43,320
worry about me I'm happy well I'm a mom
791
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,800
worrying is what I do you know your
792
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,440
father used to say a soulmate one's
793
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,800
partner to be in life is something
794
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,200
that's intuitively known it's not
795
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,560
something that can be described but
796
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,000
something that's felt with the the heart
797
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,200
and the
798
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,560
mind speaking of your father did you
799
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,000
find my crystal angel in the garage I
800
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,880
looked there I couldn't find it I don't
801
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,319
know Mom it's been 5 years maybe it's
802
00:36:07,319 --> 00:36:10,200
time to call a truce truce it's my
803
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,839
Christmas angel Ethan she's going to
804
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,040
come back you'll see and the timing will
805
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,280
be perfect that's just what Angels do
806
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,200
okay oh oh it's time for announcements
807
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,040
oh okay yeah good evening everybody I
808
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,839
hope everyone's first day was festive
809
00:36:26,839 --> 00:36:28,599
and I hope tomorrow will be just as
810
00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:31,480
merry first there's a snowman building
811
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,839
contest after breakfast in the town park
812
00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:37,160
just before lunch in The Parlor here and
813
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,400
my personal favorite the carriage ride
814
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,680
on the hillside and dressed warmly it's
815
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,599
supposed to be very chilly speaking of
816
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,520
chili I still have some of my spiced tea
817
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,079
there and shortbread if anyone's got
818
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:49,520
room so I'll see you all tomorrow and
819
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,920
have a wonderful sleep see you
820
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,960
tomorrow how was
821
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,200
dinner oh it was uh it was great it was
822
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,359
like being in a Norman Rockwell painting
823
00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:02,440
hanging on the wall of the house and
824
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,440
Leave it to Beaver if there was ever an
825
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,880
analogy to be had I think that was it my
826
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,319
mom would probably quot you on that if I
827
00:37:08,319 --> 00:37:10,119
told her oh well she should have the
828
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:11,960
Christmas elves put on a plaque and hang
829
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,800
it above the wall in the kitchen ah be
830
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,359
warned foster kid being quoted in the
831
00:37:17,359 --> 00:37:20,560
most cheerful familial House of all time
832
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,040
I've seen everything hey I was wondering
833
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,359
um tomorrow for the carriage ride do you
834
00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:28,520
want to ride with me oh I'm I thought
835
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,160
that you would maybe had enough of
836
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,440
playing tour guide
837
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,359
no okay well yes sure okay it's a
838
00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:42,400
day uh good night good night yeah I'm
839
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,240
going to okay
840
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,870
night good night
841
00:37:47,870 --> 00:38:07,400
[Music]
842
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,160
tell me what do you think top hat or a
843
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,839
page boy like
844
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,359
mine now perhaps I should have
845
00:38:16,359 --> 00:38:18,119
reconsidered my teammates hey I never
846
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:20,240
claimed to be a snowman making genius oh
847
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,760
right just a a regular type genius your
848
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,640
words not mine
849
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,079
right I couldn't help but notice you
850
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:30,680
have quite the singing voice oh your
851
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,200
harmony with Ethan last night it felt
852
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,200
like you two knew one
853
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,880
another well
854
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,359
um yes we do know each other I thought
855
00:38:41,359 --> 00:38:43,280
you said you were here on
856
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,040
business so a singing businessman who's
857
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,930
also an Art
858
00:38:49,930 --> 00:38:51,920
[Music]
859
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,880
Expert well uh fine work ladies fine
860
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,560
work thank you oh and good sir of of
861
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,720
course good sir thank you very
862
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,400
[Music]
863
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,000
much a chocolate break ah yes do you
864
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,800
want one but of course thank
865
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,800
you what is going on with you and Porter
866
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,480
you guys have been making googly eyes at
867
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,079
each other all day listen he is so
868
00:39:23,079 --> 00:39:25,440
perfectly Posh and cute like a character
869
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,760
from Bridgerton right very on re John
870
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,880
paage that's why I'm convinced he's too
871
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,800
good to be true sure I mean you said it
872
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,240
yourself what kind of business does
873
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,599
someone like that having Christmas land
874
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:41,880
so you think he's in on the ACT
875
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:44,359
maybe I think
876
00:39:44,359 --> 00:39:48,560
so he doesn't seem like an
877
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,640
actor there's just something that
878
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,800
doesn't ring quite true you know like a
879
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,119
prince charming if you will that only
880
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:56,000
exists in fairy tales or feel good
881
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
romcoms
882
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,839
but at least we know Ethan's not an
883
00:40:02,839 --> 00:40:06,400
actor so we know that because hello the
884
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,480
way he looks at you the way he looks at
885
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,119
me don't pretend like you haven't
886
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:15,560
noticed I'm just saying he is for Real
887
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,839
so not that I'm eavesdropping ladies but
888
00:40:18,839 --> 00:40:21,440
I just wanted to mention this beard is
889
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,400
also
890
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,680
real
891
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,280
okay D so don't say
892
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,489
[Music]
893
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,000
well this should be an
894
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,040
adventure a h drawn carriage a beautiful
895
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,599
snowy Winter's
896
00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:44,520
day and a gorgeous woman by my side you
897
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,240
think I'm
898
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,720
gorgeous
899
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,400
[Music]
900
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,800
stunning shall we
901
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,400
let's okay confession time I did have an
902
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,520
ulterior modor been asking you to uh be
903
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,480
my partner in this carage ride what was
904
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,560
that well my special tour is not quite
905
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,960
over yet so does that mean we're not
906
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,000
going with the rest of the carriages no
907
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,800
no we are going to go Rogue that is if
908
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,000
you're okay with that sure I guess so
909
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
okay good so this is uh hot chocolate ah
910
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,760
courtesy of my mother is dairyfree wow
911
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,319
we're travels fast well we are a small
912
00:41:23,319 --> 00:41:25,240
town first and foremost there are no
913
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,359
secrets
914
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,200
you
915
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,720
ready uh I guess so okay
916
00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:39,880
[Music]
917
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,480
okay you know this town really is as
918
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,599
magical as it claims to be M that's why
919
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:47,960
the tourists come the illusion of
920
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,720
magic you know the way you say illusion
921
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,560
makes me feel like it's not all positive
922
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,160
no no it's not like that it's just that
923
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,800
town has changed a lot since my dad died
924
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,160
oh I'm sorry when was that oh no it's uh
925
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,680
15 years wasn't recent but his absence
926
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,119
kind of how I track the progress of the
927
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:11,040
town if you can call it that you can
928
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,240
call it that yeah well I mean as you can
929
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,400
see Christmas land doesn't just happen
930
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,280
behind all the joy and love and
931
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,160
Christmas spirit that it brings there's
932
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,680
a whole machine that has to keep it
933
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,079
going an engineer talking about the
934
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:28,000
machine of Christmas now that's a story
935
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,319
I would like to hear okay slow down
936
00:42:30,319 --> 00:42:32,640
Katie
937
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:40,319
Kirk so you got this from saving a cat
938
00:42:40,319 --> 00:42:42,880
yes um apparently I'm not as good at
939
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,960
climbing trees as I once
940
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,440
was but you saved a cat in the middle of
941
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,920
Central Park yes it was just inside the
942
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,520
East 79th Street entrance it's across
943
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,319
from a building that my family
944
00:42:54,319 --> 00:42:56,480
owns your family owns a building on the
945
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,040
Upper East Side
946
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,040
mhm and the funny thing is the cat's
947
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,240
owner lives on the first floor and I
948
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,599
live in oh one of the Upper Floor
949
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:08,000
Apartments pent house
950
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,480
apartment and that cat that cat still
951
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,480
seemed to recognize me for some reason
952
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,160
as the cat savior that you are precisely
953
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,640
yes is this a joke that Bigg a Parton an
954
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,640
act I
955
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,760
mean um you said you're here for for
956
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,200
business yes yes that's right over
957
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,920
Christmas well I mean I don't have much
958
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:38,040
family so no wife or
959
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,720
girlfriend
960
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,960
no no no definitely not
961
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,119
no so a single businessman from the big
962
00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:48,480
city who just so happens to be here in
963
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,880
Christmas land for
964
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,920
business alone over the holidays yes is
965
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,400
that a problem no no it's
966
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,200
just a little too on the nose don't you
967
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,760
think on the nose I don't I I don't
968
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,359
think I
969
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,040
[Music]
970
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,559
understand you know what never mind I
971
00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,400
mean I'm having fun the most fun I think
972
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,359
I've had
973
00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:20,680
ever is that
974
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:25,319
so just forget I said anything I'll just
975
00:44:25,319 --> 00:44:27,599
play along you know enjoy the day
976
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:28,670
why spoil
977
00:44:28,670 --> 00:44:30,599
[Music]
978
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:33,640
it okay shall we see if this hot
979
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,400
chocolate is as good as ours we shall
980
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,480
I'm sure it's not going to be
981
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,520
but sorry it's a little bit
982
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,599
cold it's darkhead already know your way
983
00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:58,240
back brought my compass really no
984
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,640
so what is this place oh let me guess
985
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,480
this is a set that you built for guests
986
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,640
who want to experience A Christmas Carol
987
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,160
and eaner Scrooge and the Ghost of
988
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,040
Christmas Past are about to appear
989
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,359
That's funny my mom actually did try
990
00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:11,960
that a few years ago but it wasn't
991
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,440
really a hit but I did keep all the
992
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,160
decorations now this was built by my
993
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,520
granddad it's a place of quiet
994
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,319
reflection for the crane family men well
995
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:25,359
I guess just for me now that my father's
996
00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:27,880
passed
997
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,400
you talk about your dad a lot you must
998
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,760
miss
999
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,559
him yeah my dad was actually the
1000
00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:37,240
inspiration for Christmas land well kind
1001
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,960
of after he passed my mom didn't get out
1002
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,440
of bed for about a month it's
1003
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,000
depressed she found a letter that he had
1004
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,559
written when they had first started
1005
00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:51,640
dating he kept saying how our hometown
1006
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,440
is the most magical place in the world
1007
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,760
and he proposed in that letter
1008
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,800
and as soon as he came back they got
1009
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,960
married the next day which was Christmas
1010
00:46:06,359 --> 00:46:10,079
day pretty sure that that is what got my
1011
00:46:10,079 --> 00:46:13,079
mom out of bed inspired her to
1012
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:16,640
uh do all of this
1013
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,930
wow that is
1014
00:46:19,930 --> 00:46:23,009
[Music]
1015
00:46:24,839 --> 00:46:27,599
beautiful what are you looking for
1016
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:31,760
H oh interestingly the wedding gift that
1017
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,000
my dad got from my mom was a crystal
1018
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,280
Angel ornament made by a local Artisan
1019
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,480
went missing a few years ago but my mom
1020
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,680
hasn't given up looking for it same
1021
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,440
chore every
1022
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:49,079
year oh well let me help
1023
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,410
you
1024
00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,760
[Music]
1025
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,280
thanks remind me does the angel go on
1026
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,599
the top of tree or on the side like on
1027
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,160
top of the Christmas tree or in the side
1028
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,280
it's like you never decorated a
1029
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,720
Christmas tree before can go wherever it
1030
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,839
wants well I'm not trying to make fun of
1031
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:10,480
you no no no I know it's it's it's weird
1032
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,200
a grown woman who's never decorated a
1033
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,079
Christmas
1034
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:16,920
tree you mean serious you've never
1035
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,359
decorated a Christmas tree before yeah I
1036
00:47:19,359 --> 00:47:21,280
mean i' I've seen them of course you
1037
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,760
know Amelia's family had one and they
1038
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,200
had all decorated and saw them on
1039
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,760
TV Christmas
1040
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,640
specials big happy family around the
1041
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,000
fireplace with the stockings all hung in
1042
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,079
the sparkling tree and the presents
1043
00:47:39,079 --> 00:47:40,760
exploding
1044
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,440
underneath foster care
1045
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,160
I so I remember you mentioning that the
1046
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,240
other night after dinner yeah yeah the
1047
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,960
holidays weren't really a time of year I
1048
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,520
looked forward to in my
1049
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:57,240
childhood I still avoid it actually
1050
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,359
which is ironic being that I'm in a town
1051
00:47:59,359 --> 00:48:01,839
called Christmas
1052
00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:05,839
land I'm sorry beatric hey before you go
1053
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:08,920
feeling sorry for me I'm fine all right
1054
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,240
and you know Amelia declared me her best
1055
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,280
friend in second grade and I have never
1056
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,240
been lonely since she's definitely a
1057
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,400
good
1058
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,599
friend yeah the best no matter where I
1059
00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:23,240
moved or how many schools I transferred
1060
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:26,040
to she always made sure that we stayed
1061
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,759
close
1062
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,559
wow does this
1063
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,880
work yeah some oldies underneath there
1064
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,720
take a look put something
1065
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:46,520
on that's a good one
1066
00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:53,580
[Music]
1067
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:57,130
[Laughter]
1068
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:01,599
[Music]
1069
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:02,680
what
1070
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,440
is okay
1071
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:33,440
[Music]
1072
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,119
ready I'm SC
1073
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:57,520
[Music]
1074
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,319
hey what are you doing I think I have a
1075
00:49:59,319 --> 00:50:00,520
new story idea I was thinking about what
1076
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,040
Ethan said about how it's not so much
1077
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,079
the decorations and events that make the
1078
00:50:04,079 --> 00:50:05,520
magic of Christmas Landon but it's the
1079
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,359
machine of how things are put together
1080
00:50:07,359 --> 00:50:08,880
behind only you could write a story
1081
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,160
about Christmas land and make it sound
1082
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,040
industrial well I haven't figured it all
1083
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,520
out just yet but I think I'm on to
1084
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,480
something you know it's the the soul of
1085
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,599
how things work behind it what are you
1086
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,680
doing put that away for a second I want
1087
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,319
to show you something okay seriously
1088
00:50:23,319 --> 00:50:28,520
what are you doing we're being sneaky ah
1089
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,119
okay being sneaky is not your strong
1090
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:32,480
suit what are we doing remember when I
1091
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,799
told you that Porter was too good to be
1092
00:50:33,799 --> 00:50:35,440
true like seriously saving a CA an old
1093
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,680
lady that's just overkilled I thought he
1094
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,520
never admitted to it being an act I
1095
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,680
really don't think that they would plant
1096
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,079
the guests uh think again I'm pretty
1097
00:50:43,079 --> 00:50:44,359
sure I just cracked the case of the
1098
00:50:44,359 --> 00:50:46,280
phony guest
1099
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,640
look may I just add that you
1100
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:56,119
look what is he doing may I just add
1101
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,680
that you look
1102
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,400
look
1103
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,040
truly lovely this
1104
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,640
evening I think he's practicing his
1105
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,640
lines like he's an actor like like a
1106
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,400
real actor he's kind of brilliant though
1107
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,839
I mean if some of the guests are in on
1108
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:13,680
the whole holiday romance experience
1109
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,960
whoa whoa what holiday romance
1110
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,920
experience this is supposed to be
1111
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,200
holiday magic no one said anything about
1112
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,000
romance uh you don't think romance is
1113
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,799
Magic I think Porter the Posh big city
1114
00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:27,640
billionaire with a heart of gold is a
1115
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,640
character he's a Fantasy just like
1116
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,559
everything else in this town you really
1117
00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:34,559
think that they've planted guests not
1118
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,640
all of them obviously but I mean did you
1119
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,599
hear that lady singing carols last night
1120
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,720
she's got to be a ringer you sound
1121
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,240
paranoid or am I just on to the truth no
1122
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:47,319
yes paranoid We need oh hey there you
1123
00:51:47,319 --> 00:51:51,559
are are you two all right yep mhm yeah
1124
00:51:51,559 --> 00:51:54,440
totally we're just we're just um
1125
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,640
checking to see which doors Creek the
1126
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,319
loudest yeah
1127
00:51:58,319 --> 00:52:00,839
just so far I'm
1128
00:52:00,839 --> 00:52:05,200
winning uh cool uh be guess what I
1129
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,799
scored my grandmother's famous ginger
1130
00:52:06,799 --> 00:52:08,799
morasses cookie recipe there is no way
1131
00:52:08,799 --> 00:52:10,799
you are not going to win with those
1132
00:52:10,799 --> 00:52:12,839
suckers I don't I don't think you know
1133
00:52:12,839 --> 00:52:15,079
what you're up against Ethan but good
1134
00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:18,720
luck and I'll catch up with you later be
1135
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,000
y you ready to get bacon uh probably not
1136
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:26,280
but sure come on
1137
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,280
okay so where do I start well the first
1138
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,480
and most important part of baking
1139
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,640
cookies
1140
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000
is appropriate
1141
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,680
attire
1142
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,280
ah oh here we
1143
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,559
go thank you it's an inexact
1144
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:50,400
science there we go okay what's
1145
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,480
uh second the second step is
1146
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,359
you get to work get to work
1147
00:52:58,359 --> 00:53:01,759
okay work my
1148
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:08,429
[Music]
1149
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:17,599
muscles family ands all closer spreading
1150
00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:19,079
love and
1151
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:23,760
Che we the cars that we've been singing
1152
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,319
all our
1153
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,400
we see
1154
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,200
the Dr all the
1155
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:38,880
[Music]
1156
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,380
world don't
1157
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:48,630
[Music]
1158
00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:51,720
[Applause]
1159
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,599
even
1160
00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:55,720
truey called it I didn't think you'd be
1161
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,599
the first to Sur surrender hey I did not
1162
00:53:57,599 --> 00:53:59,559
say anything about surrender I just
1163
00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:03,559
suggested a truce oh
1164
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,680
[Music]
1165
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,680
semantics
1166
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,839
they
1167
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:29,119
thanks oh oh my I'm sorry to intrude no
1168
00:54:29,119 --> 00:54:31,040
no you're not intruding Mom of course
1169
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,960
you're not intruding this is your
1170
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,599
kitchen cookie smell good yeah beus made
1171
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:40,920
them I helped yeah I I see that
1172
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,839
sweetheart uh I should I should help
1173
00:54:43,839 --> 00:54:45,480
clean up we should we should clean up
1174
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,280
it's uh don't be silly you're Ethan's
1175
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,720
guest I'll clean up I'll help you are
1176
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,359
you sure because it's I you know I I'll
1177
00:54:52,359 --> 00:54:55,000
have your apron washed no no you keep it
1178
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,119
sweetheart looks great on you keep it
1179
00:54:58,119 --> 00:55:00,559
are are you sure it's so beautiful it's
1180
00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:03,839
nice okay thank you
1181
00:55:03,839 --> 00:55:08,599
um thank you for your help pleasure the
1182
00:55:08,599 --> 00:55:12,400
cookies uh thank you yeah you're
1183
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,240
[Music]
1184
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,570
welcome something about
1185
00:55:18,570 --> 00:55:24,079
[Music]
1186
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:27,039
beus it's just so hard you know figment
1187
00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:29,000
of my imagination real okay wait a
1188
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,119
second we need to take a break from the
1189
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:32,720
conspiracy theories and talk about what
1190
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,799
just happened with me and Ethan what
1191
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:40,359
happened did he kiss you no but almost I
1192
00:55:40,359 --> 00:55:43,359
think an almost kiss are you kidding me
1193
00:55:43,359 --> 00:55:45,400
what is that bad it is isn't it no of
1194
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,440
course you're right because we live in
1195
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,200
different cities so no be that's not why
1196
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,839
I'm freaking out I'm totally down with
1197
00:55:49,839 --> 00:55:51,160
you kissing the rugged Blue Collar night
1198
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,440
and shining armor okay we need to show a
1199
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,039
nickname that is a mouthful but an
1200
00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:56,440
almost kiss that's classic holiday Ro
1201
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,960
movie Material right
1202
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,079
there you said that there was no way
1203
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:03,280
that Ethan was an actor I did but all
1204
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,280
those kisses are right up there with
1205
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,000
snowball fights and and flower fights
1206
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,880
and flower fights yeah you know that
1207
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,480
scene where the love birds are cooking
1208
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,960
or baking or whatever and they just end
1209
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,799
up being all cutesy and tossing flower
1210
00:56:12,799 --> 00:56:15,839
on each other and what are the um
1211
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:18,599
holiday romance cliches again uh let's
1212
00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:20,359
see there's snowball fights flower
1213
00:56:20,359 --> 00:56:23,240
fights sharing a hot cocoa slow dance
1214
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,280
and an almost kiss that gets interrupted
1215
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:29,039
at just the right moment check check
1216
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:33,400
check check and check
1217
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,240
what no I mean I he probably maybe he
1218
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,440
wasn't going to kiss me oh and the big
1219
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,559
bad X that is a must there has to be an
1220
00:56:41,559 --> 00:56:45,119
ex there usually is
1221
00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:48,039
one you could just ask him of course I
1222
00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:49,880
asked Porter and he avoided the question
1223
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,520
played dumb but then again I'm pretty
1224
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,119
sure he's an actual professional so no
1225
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:57,960
no there's no way I mean
1226
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:02,160
Ethan and I we shared like a moment kind
1227
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,920
of I know I barely know him but I just
1228
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,160
feel like I
1229
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,790
can trust
1230
00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:09,880
[Music]
1231
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,119
him wow what I just don't think I've
1232
00:57:14,119 --> 00:57:17,200
ever in your entire life heard you say
1233
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,680
something quite like that except about
1234
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,680
me of
1235
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,720
course you know what believe in that
1236
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,799
forget everything we were just talking
1237
00:57:27,799 --> 00:57:29,480
about so you don't think there's
1238
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,799
anything to worry about nothing at
1239
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,960
all except
1240
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,480
maybe the bake
1241
00:57:42,839 --> 00:57:47,520
off you got this what have you
1242
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:52,179
[Music]
1243
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,280
done all right everyone settle down now
1244
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,319
settle down settle down all right well
1245
00:57:57,319 --> 00:57:59,119
welcome to all of our guests and to all
1246
00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:01,559
of our judges let's give a special hand
1247
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:03,319
to Mrs marabel Cooper and her mother
1248
00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:06,000
Shelly for hosting our 10th Annual
1249
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,599
Christmas land Bake
1250
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:11,520
Off 10 years it's a lot of sugar all
1251
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,680
right now this is a blind taste test but
1252
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,440
before we get started why don't we meet
1253
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,359
some of our contestants oh first up we
1254
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:21,440
have Mr Gavin Rainey visiting us from
1255
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:26,079
Mahone Bay Mr Rainey everyone
1256
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,119
he took the bus and we have Miss beus
1257
00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:31,000
Thompson who is a guest of Carol cranes
1258
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,480
at the North Pole
1259
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,520
Inn
1260
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,599
yes City girl oh and we have our very
1261
00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:41,079
own Miss Shelly Cooper stand up give
1262
00:58:41,079 --> 00:58:42,880
everyone a wave
1263
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,359
Shel let's see if Shel can win for the
1264
00:58:45,359 --> 00:58:47,359
third year in a
1265
00:58:47,359 --> 00:58:51,000
row that's a dynasty yes all right let
1266
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,420
the tasting begin
1267
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:57,799
[Music]
1268
00:58:57,799 --> 00:58:59,680
nervous
1269
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,720
no okay maybe a
1270
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,799
little well if you don't win there is
1271
00:59:03,799 --> 00:59:05,920
Justice in this world well you're just
1272
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,400
saying that because you helped wait why
1273
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,359
aren't you judging I excuse myself but
1274
00:59:11,359 --> 00:59:14,240
you like tasting all the treats I have
1275
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,520
more fun helping you
1276
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,079
today besides I think I would have a
1277
00:59:18,079 --> 00:59:21,160
hard time not being
1278
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,119
biased all right everyone the moment
1279
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:25,720
you've all been waiting for the results
1280
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:30,319
are in drum roll please oh yes
1281
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:33,839
yes and the winner
1282
00:59:33,839 --> 00:59:37,220
is oh Miss beatric
1283
00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:38,599
[Applause]
1284
00:59:38,599 --> 00:59:41,599
Thomson
1285
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:45,599
Su please come up be come
1286
00:59:45,599 --> 00:59:47,400
up
1287
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,000
well come on up oh congratulations
1288
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,319
speech
1289
00:59:53,319 --> 00:59:57,039
speech uh wow this is very unexpected Ed
1290
00:59:57,039 --> 00:59:59,559
okay well I I'd like to thank Ethan
1291
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:02,400
crane for helping me this is your win as
1292
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,640
well and and a big thanks to your
1293
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,000
grandmother for her recipe and to Carol
1294
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000
crane for giving me your beautiful apron
1295
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,119
which is obiously very
1296
01:00:14,119 --> 01:00:17,079
lucky congratulations congratulations
1297
01:00:17,079 --> 01:00:20,400
great speechs great speechs
1298
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,839
P now everyone's favorite time of the
1299
01:00:22,839 --> 01:00:27,440
night come up and dig in everyone dig in
1300
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,000
take it slow take it
1301
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,520
slow
1302
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:38,119
hi uh yes no I'm still in uh Christmas
1303
01:00:38,119 --> 01:00:41,839
land uhhuh oh on the right track okay
1304
01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:44,559
that's good to hear I didn't get
1305
01:00:44,559 --> 01:00:46,960
sure right yeah
1306
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,079
um uh yeah I'll keep working on it and
1307
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,599
I'll send you a final draft
1308
01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:55,880
soon merry Christmas
1309
01:01:01,559 --> 01:01:04,799
congratulations thank you it was a team
1310
01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:08,599
effort oh team is that what we were you
1311
01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:12,839
prefer Partners yeah I prefer
1312
01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:15,319
Partners well you're just saying that
1313
01:01:15,319 --> 01:01:17,480
because you want me to share the prize
1314
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:22,160
with you well prize was a crown so think
1315
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,119
I'm going to let you keep that a crown
1316
01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:27,340
we did all that work for a
1317
01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:38,119
[Music]
1318
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:42,280
crown there she is our winner oh you two
1319
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,440
are looking
1320
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,359
cozy you forgot
1321
01:01:46,359 --> 01:01:48,520
this
1322
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,640
congratulations
1323
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,880
perfect that's just really nice yeah it
1324
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,200
really suits you you did
1325
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,920
my mom is never going to believe this no
1326
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,200
one who's ever met you is going to
1327
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,559
believe this it's a Christmas miracle
1328
01:02:02,559 --> 01:02:04,760
well congratulations beatric hey shall
1329
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,880
we celebrate back at the end sure that
1330
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,079
would be great yeah I'll just check if
1331
01:02:09,079 --> 01:02:10,760
shil uh needs some help cleaning up and
1332
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,160
I'll see you
1333
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:27,279
there everything okay yeah I was
1334
01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,599
just thinking about what you said about
1335
01:02:29,599 --> 01:02:33,160
Porter earlier and the weirdness and
1336
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:37,720
it's all just so weird but weird good
1337
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:42,920
right I mostly yeah beautiful unexpected
1338
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,920
magical things can happen you
1339
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,760
know yeah
1340
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,079
just
1341
01:02:52,079 --> 01:02:54,319
scared you're putting yourself out there
1342
01:02:54,319 --> 01:02:56,880
for the first time in your life Life
1343
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:01,240
opening up to someone I'm proud of
1344
01:03:01,839 --> 01:03:05,640
you yeah you're right I usually
1345
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,920
am besides the hot cocoa and the flower
1346
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,799
fight could hardly have been avoided in
1347
01:03:10,799 --> 01:03:12,200
this
1348
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,920
town but what about Porter practicing
1349
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,920
his lines in the mirror yeah that was
1350
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,520
pretty odd but we haven't heard him use
1351
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,599
the line on anyone right maybe it's just
1352
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:26,359
a self-esteem boost or something
1353
01:03:26,359 --> 01:03:27,760
I
1354
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,599
guess and there's one cliche that has
1355
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:33,160
not happened yet it's the big bad X
1356
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,160
exactly now if some gorgeous uppity City
1357
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,400
chick suddenly comes onto the scene
1358
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,839
declaring herself Ethan's X then you'll
1359
01:03:39,839 --> 01:03:41,860
know it's all in Act
1360
01:03:41,860 --> 01:04:00,480
[Music]
1361
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,480
hello can I help you I'm here to see
1362
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:05,360
Ethan
1363
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:09,119
[Music]
1364
01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:12,240
crane did you love my cookies so much I
1365
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,000
mean they looked good which was
1366
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,839
surprising but I still don't know how
1367
01:04:15,839 --> 01:04:19,400
they taste it so good evening ladies oh
1368
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,880
hello uh good night good good
1369
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,039
night apple cider for my dear that's so
1370
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:29,920
thoughtful of you of
1371
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,319
course and and might I just say that you
1372
01:04:33,319 --> 01:04:37,440
look truly lovely this
1373
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,599
evening Porter that really is your name
1374
01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:43,480
I think it's time you and I have a
1375
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,720
little
1376
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:55,720
chat Scarlet surprise
1377
01:04:56,119 --> 01:04:57,920
beatric what are you doing here I
1378
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,240
thought you were at the bakery um
1379
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,079
hello
1380
01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:05,119
uh what are you doing here I just came
1381
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:07,240
to to see
1382
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,279
you I should go no beatress wait I'm I'm
1383
01:05:12,279 --> 01:05:15,559
sorry you are I'm just a guest no no no
1384
01:05:15,559 --> 01:05:18,000
beus isn't just a guest beus is my
1385
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,039
friend Ethan perhaps you should
1386
01:05:20,039 --> 01:05:23,359
introduce us to oh yeah Scarlet Ethan's
1387
01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:25,950
girlfriend Oh No Ex exgirlfriend
1388
01:05:25,950 --> 01:05:27,559
[Music]
1389
01:05:27,559 --> 01:05:31,440
you're kidding okay I I can explain no
1390
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,880
no I can't believe you would take the
1391
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:38,839
holiday fantasy this far this far oh
1392
01:05:38,839 --> 01:05:40,359
sorry I mean I I didn't get the script
1393
01:05:40,359 --> 01:05:43,640
so you'll have to fill me in script um
1394
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,319
Ethan who is this uh this it's uh your
1395
01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:49,440
girlfriend is that how this goes I mean
1396
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,279
I haven't seen a lot of these movies but
1397
01:05:51,279 --> 01:05:53,000
I'm pretty sure I've seen this one what
1398
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,559
are you talking about isn't that how it
1399
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:56,760
goes I I stand in for your girlfriend
1400
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,440
save you from the big padex excuse me
1401
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,039
how am I doing is my performance on
1402
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:03,720
point oh oh oh
1403
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,559
no you know what I'm just going to go
1404
01:06:05,559 --> 01:06:07,559
ahead and flip the script
1405
01:06:07,559 --> 01:06:10,720
because you can have him he's all yours
1406
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,720
you know I know that this holiday
1407
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,680
Romance package works for some of your
1408
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,000
guests but I just I did not sign up for
1409
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,880
this what romance seriously you need to
1410
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,240
drop the whole I don't know what's going
1411
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,760
on act because it's a little bit over
1412
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,000
the top what what is going on and also
1413
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,440
you should probably talk to wardrobe
1414
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,520
because I don't know anyone who wears
1415
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,000
high heels in the snow oh okay beatric
1416
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,760
trust me there's been a misunderstanding
1417
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,119
no no misunderstanding I just
1418
01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:39,559
I I mean I should have seen it coming
1419
01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:41,839
cuz the the flower fight and the the
1420
01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:43,559
carriage ride and then you went to kiss
1421
01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:46,319
me kissed her kissed her almost kissed
1422
01:06:46,319 --> 01:06:48,839
cuz it's always an almost kiss okay so
1423
01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,480
what I want to know is how far were you
1424
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,599
willing to go to make me feel like I'd
1425
01:06:53,599 --> 01:06:56,920
fallen into some holiday Love Story Love
1426
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,079
Story love story mom all part of the
1427
01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:02,559
Christmas Land Experience
1428
01:07:02,559 --> 01:07:05,119
right hold on this place isn't really
1429
01:07:05,119 --> 01:07:06,680
called Christmas
1430
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,200
Land Is it okay see if you really were
1431
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,760
Ethan's girlfriend you would know all
1432
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,160
about Christmas land and how much he
1433
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,880
loves it here and can't wait to move
1434
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,520
home that's even true so you can just
1435
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:21,200
you can drop the ACT I still don't need
1436
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:26,680
to stand here and listen to this
1437
01:07:31,799 --> 01:07:34,119
I guess you should go after your your
1438
01:07:34,119 --> 01:07:36,839
girlfriend no my ex-girlfriend from 6
1439
01:07:36,839 --> 01:07:39,520
months ago okay I just I don't want
1440
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:44,279
to I don't want to hear it
1441
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,039
I should go after her yes you should but
1442
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:00,780
which
1443
01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:08,340
[Music]
1444
01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:15,039
one in Bethlehem in Jud which way did
1445
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:16,090
you
1446
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:17,279
[Music]
1447
01:08:17,279 --> 01:08:20,799
go to is Mother
1448
01:08:20,799 --> 01:08:23,799
Mary did nothing take in
1449
01:08:23,799 --> 01:08:26,040
scorn oh time
1450
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:31,399
Tidings of Comfort and Joy comfort and
1451
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:35,120
joy I'm so stupid I'm so stupid how
1452
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:39,000
could I get hold stupid oh my gosh sugar
1453
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,040
plum okay I'm so sorry no thank you
1454
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,158
that's terrific my uh mom and I always
1455
01:08:46,158 --> 01:08:47,600
take all the leftovers to the shelter
1456
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,640
every day oh wait you have a homeless
1457
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,880
shelter here don't look so shocked we
1458
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,198
have all the same problems as every
1459
01:08:53,198 --> 01:08:55,198
other town just typically the tourists
1460
01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:57,120
don't don't see
1461
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:01,759
them are you okay oh yeah yeah I just uh
1462
01:09:01,759 --> 01:09:06,439
have allergies oh winter allergies I
1463
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,839
understand hey you know I'm I'm sorry
1464
01:09:09,839 --> 01:09:11,560
about
1465
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,279
earlier I was really shocked that I won
1466
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:18,640
the bake off I bet you
1467
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,880
are yeah this might sound weird but
1468
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,600
you're being really nice to me and
1469
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,640
earlier it seemed like you didn't really
1470
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,479
like me kind of isn't that music to my
1471
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:33,158
ears I played the part
1472
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:36,040
perfectly what you see you mean I'm part
1473
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:41,799
of the show yeah the baking rival who
1474
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,279
loses
1475
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:52,198
utus
1476
01:09:52,198 --> 01:09:56,040
Scarlet yeah it's Scarlet
1477
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,239
guess you do remember something about me
1478
01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:02,120
what are you doing here I just came to I
1479
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,040
don't
1480
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,280
know maybe when you're
1481
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,840
back probably should have
1482
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,360
called that is this place and what was
1483
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,040
that lady talking about back there it's
1484
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,400
a little bit hard to explain so wait
1485
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,800
does that mean I didn't win the Bake Off
1486
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,000
goodness no did you try your own cookies
1487
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,560
makes sense yeah yeah what about uh
1488
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,640
Jingles your puppy part of the ruse
1489
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,120
works wonders with the guests though is
1490
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,560
the guests always find the puppy
1491
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,120
relatable in our Christmas Land
1492
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,440
Experience especially when Ethan is seen
1493
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,719
with one but the reality is my mom and I
1494
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:48,080
volunteer for K9 companions as puppy
1495
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,280
risers wow that's amazing that's
1496
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,320
Christmas land so you don't have a crush
1497
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:56,320
on Ethan Ethan oh goodness no oh no no
1498
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:59,400
no I'm happily married with two kids you
1499
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,719
met Chris
1500
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:04,840
cringle the mayor yeah he's your other
1501
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,770
half
1502
01:11:05,770 --> 01:11:09,059
[Music]
1503
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,480
yep okay let's get you something warm to
1504
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:15,600
drink before you go oh if you're sure uh
1505
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,280
yeah but you're welcome to stay it's a
1506
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:20,960
long drive it's cold no I'm fine I
1507
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,320
wouldn't be able to sleep
1508
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,600
anyways I'm just sad at so
1509
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:31,800
over your good man Ethan crane
1510
01:11:33,840 --> 01:12:32,850
[Music]
1511
01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:49,889
[Music]
1512
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,960
you're like
1513
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,199
[Music]
1514
01:12:58,199 --> 01:13:02,000
um uh am I'm really sorry but I just
1515
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,600
before you say another word come with
1516
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:09,239
me em I just want to leave I know can
1517
01:13:09,239 --> 01:13:12,600
you at least get a cup of coffee with me
1518
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,920
first They don't serve coffee here are
1519
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,520
you sure about
1520
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:29,679
that the d x showed up M I heard I mean
1521
01:13:29,679 --> 01:13:30,880
you told me that everything here was
1522
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,679
going to be a fantasy and I went and
1523
01:13:32,679 --> 01:13:35,000
fell for it anyways no you are not
1524
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,639
letting me off the hook for this I took
1525
01:13:37,639 --> 01:13:39,480
the least trusting person I know to a
1526
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,760
place where nothing can be trusted and I
1527
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,520
told her to believe I should be friend
1528
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,080
shamed no this is not your fault
1529
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:50,760
it's it's no one's fault it just
1530
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:56,199
is I would try and convince you to stay
1531
01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:57,679
but I know you well enough that that's
1532
01:13:57,679 --> 01:13:59,719
not going to happen so just give me 5
1533
01:13:59,719 --> 01:14:01,960
minutes I will pack up my stuff and then
1534
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,159
we can be on the road by nude no no um
1535
01:14:05,159 --> 01:14:06,320
we're not
1536
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,159
going but I'm going to go it's Christmas
1537
01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:15,199
Eve and you love it here and I believe I
1538
01:14:15,199 --> 01:14:19,679
saw Porter serenading you last night so
1539
01:14:19,679 --> 01:14:21,159
I have a hunch you might want to spend
1540
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:23,920
Christmas with him no not more than I
1541
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,840
would with you
1542
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:28,480
well I love you for that but I want to
1543
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,960
know what's going on with you and Porter
1544
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:33,239
we are talking about you right now no
1545
01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:37,718
we're done talking about me I'm fine I'm
1546
01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:43,719
fine Well turns out he does have
1547
01:14:43,719 --> 01:14:46,280
business here what I did not think was
1548
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,080
plausible is apparently real he's very
1549
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:53,120
smart very successful a very good singer
1550
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,639
and he's very much into me
1551
01:14:55,639 --> 01:14:58,600
as much as I am into him and he's
1552
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:01,280
working with Ethan
1553
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:04,239
actually uh really he didn't say more
1554
01:15:04,239 --> 01:15:06,159
than that and I didn't want to
1555
01:15:06,159 --> 01:15:10,280
dig so what about the rehearsing in the
1556
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,239
mirror I guess he's just nervous around
1557
01:15:13,239 --> 01:15:15,040
me so he wanted to practice what he was
1558
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:19,280
going to say he's so cute so you're
1559
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,719
happy yeah yeah I'm
1560
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:26,719
happy good
1561
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:32,910
good um I'll be right
1562
01:15:32,910 --> 01:15:35,989
[Music]
1563
01:15:37,159 --> 01:15:40,400
back oh I see you found that pot of
1564
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:45,000
black coffee I made I did thank you um I
1565
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,920
also
1566
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:51,239
found
1567
01:15:51,679 --> 01:15:55,600
this my Christmas angel
1568
01:15:55,600 --> 01:16:01,280
she found me seems like it
1569
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:04,520
who please don't go
1570
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,560
beus uh unfortunately I just I think I
1571
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:11,239
have to but thank you so much for having
1572
01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:15,080
me this really is the most warm and
1573
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:17,719
loving home it's right up there with my
1574
01:16:17,719 --> 01:16:20,239
best friend Amelia's and as someone who
1575
01:16:20,239 --> 01:16:21,760
has lived in a lot of
1576
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:25,760
spaces it's top to for sure
1577
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:28,920
you know it was me that tasked Ethan
1578
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,520
with being your tour
1579
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,800
guide well he's he's very good at it
1580
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,639
it's Charming well there's there's
1581
01:16:35,639 --> 01:16:37,320
always someone who's been dragged here
1582
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,360
and doesn't want to be here and it's
1583
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,679
Ethan's job to make them comfortable at
1584
01:16:41,679 --> 01:16:44,719
least that's what I task him with oh not
1585
01:16:44,719 --> 01:16:46,679
everybody's into the illusion and the
1586
01:16:46,679 --> 01:16:51,719
magic and so we give them something
1587
01:16:51,719 --> 01:16:54,280
real like black coffee in a behind the
1588
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,159
scenes too
1589
01:16:56,159 --> 01:16:58,400
yes Ethan may work for me for the
1590
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,080
holidays but he's no
1591
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:05,560
actor so what you're trying to say is
1592
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,000
Ethan is my Grinch
1593
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,360
Handler your
1594
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,400
what every year we have a grinch like
1595
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:18,920
you no offense un taken grin Grinch is a
1596
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,639
wrong word I just mean someone who
1597
01:17:20,639 --> 01:17:22,440
doesn't see the magic of Christmas land
1598
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:25,560
because at its heart Christmas land is
1599
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,560
it's a celebration of the spirit of
1600
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,960
Christmas it's not a place where anybody
1601
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,920
gets hurt to my knowledge no one ever
1602
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:37,520
has until now hey I have a thick skin
1603
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,320
I'm fine well I can see that you
1604
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,679
[Music]
1605
01:17:45,679 --> 01:17:49,679
do beus I I know it's not my place to
1606
01:17:49,679 --> 01:17:52,440
ask but do you think you can do me a
1607
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:55,760
favor on your way out of town
1608
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:59,080
a favor
1609
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:06,189
[Music]
1610
01:18:19,639 --> 01:18:22,080
yeah uh I didn't know that you were
1611
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:25,199
going to
1612
01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:28,360
your mom just wanted me to drop this off
1613
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,120
to
1614
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:31,760
you um you found
1615
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:35,199
her yeah I
1616
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:42,560
did look be I I know you're upset with
1617
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:46,120
me but I'd like to
1618
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,440
talk it's Christmas Eve and I really
1619
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:52,638
need to get on the road please
1620
01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:55,870
[Music]
1621
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,080
I know what you're thinking beatric that
1622
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,120
uh your experiences here with me that
1623
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,280
they weren't real well it wasn't real
1624
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,840
because your mom told me that it was
1625
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,239
your job to entertain me I wasn't like
1626
01:19:14,239 --> 01:19:17,239
that what was it like then I wasn't
1627
01:19:17,239 --> 01:19:19,920
trying to trick you the more time that
1628
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,040
we spent together the more feelings I
1629
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,600
started to have and there feelings I've
1630
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,320
never never had
1631
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,520
before I like
1632
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:33,280
you I think you like me
1633
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:37,679
too doesn't matter if I like you then
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01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:39,239
what does
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01:19:39,239 --> 01:19:41,719
matter if I can trust
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01:19:41,719 --> 01:19:44,480
you you
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01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,199
can give me one reason why I should
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01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:48,760
trust isn't something you can reason
1639
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:51,040
it's
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01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:55,559
a leap of faith
1641
01:19:55,639 --> 01:19:59,400
yeah leaps of Faith are not exactly my
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01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,239
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1643
01:20:01,239 --> 01:20:05,080
forte I mean I don't even know you you
1644
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,800
don't know me
1645
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,239
really yeah I feel
1646
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:15,040
like maybe I've known you for my whole
1647
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,159
life how about this you ask me anything
1648
01:20:19,159 --> 01:20:20,600
and I promise you I'll tell you the
1649
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,600
truth
1650
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,960
okay tell me about mayor
1651
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,760
Chris not
1652
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,880
real he's a lawyer well a community
1653
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,400
theater actor too and he's married to
1654
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,519
shelle who is also an
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01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,560
actor
1656
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,760
okay I actually knew that because Shelly
1657
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:55,639
told me I was just testing your
1658
01:20:55,639 --> 01:20:58,400
truthfulness uh-huh so then what about
1659
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,520
Porter because he told my best friend
1660
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,760
that he's real so Porter is for Real
1661
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,400
more than that really somebody I've been
1662
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,639
working with for the past couple years
1663
01:21:06,639 --> 01:21:10,360
in the city this is my
1664
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:13,440
hometown I belong here and I'm moving
1665
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:15,080
home and I want to help grow Christmas
1666
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,280
land and Porter is one of my
1667
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,000
investors and a surprise my mom with the
1668
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,320
news
1669
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:26,560
tomorrow wow
1670
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:29,400
okay what about
1671
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,159
Scarlet she's an
1672
01:21:32,159 --> 01:21:37,679
exgirlfriend long gone long long
1673
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,760
over and
1674
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,679
you should stay you should stay and help
1675
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:46,880
me decorate this Christmas tree for your
1676
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:50,239
first time ever on Christmas
1677
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:55,760
Eve Ean I please stay
1678
01:21:58,239 --> 01:22:01,280
I have a lot of imaginary things in my
1679
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,880
life but if you
1680
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:07,199
stay I can show you something
1681
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:13,089
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1682
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,060
real okay
1683
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:19,229
[Music]
1684
01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:25,979
[Music]
1685
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,480
and so dear rether I'm pleased to report
1686
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:37,159
that there truly is Magic in Christmas
1687
01:22:37,159 --> 01:22:40,159
land in this close-knit town where
1688
01:22:40,159 --> 01:22:42,760
stories intertwin like Garland and Holly
1689
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,320
the real enchantment lies not solely in
1690
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:48,840
bake offs or Chris kingle snowy contests
1691
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,480
nor even in Carol Crane's mischievous
1692
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:54,000
grin but within the leaps of faith that
1693
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,040
come with trust held snug by the wings
1694
01:22:57,040 --> 01:23:00,320
of one's Angel your life's desires just
1695
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:03,679
a Heartbeat Away waiting to be revealed
1696
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:07,000
they may arrive in unexpected forms
1697
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,120
embraced by new found companions who
1698
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,040
become cherished
1699
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,960
kin so I guess my message to you is have
1700
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,920
faith my friend in the Unseen hand that
1701
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,159
guides Christmas land and the trust that
1702
01:23:21,159 --> 01:23:23,440
anchors it all
1703
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:27,480
together e
1704
01:23:27,950 --> 01:23:58,030
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