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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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I can't stay in the same
place with the same people...
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I'm gonna chart the island.
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Great idea. I'll come with.
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I think I'm gonna go
by myself on this one.
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I think we need an election.
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The new leader of the island is...
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Steve!
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Really?!
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Todd stole the camp's stuff.
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What if we dug a giant pit?
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We can throw Todd in there
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until he gives us all of our stuff back.
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Throw him in the pit!
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Oh, God!
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All the hard work you've been doing
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for all these years is gone.
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Pack, the beach is that way!
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Hello!
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Anybody!
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I gave you your stupid stuff back!
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Now get me out of here,
you goddamn animals!
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What happens if it rains?!
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I'll drown!
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Or maybe I can swim my way out.
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Oh, yeah. Come on, rain.
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Come on, rain!
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Hey, Todd. I got your food.
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Come on. Hey, Chumba!
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Chumba, man, hey, listen,
you got to get me out of here.
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There's, uh
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There's something down here.
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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I don't know, Chumba, but it's weird.
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It's so weird.
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Here, come down here so
you can see for yourself.
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Is your plan to get me down there
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so you can hold me hostage?
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- No.
- I'm not going down there, Todd.
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you, Chumba! You rat!
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I'll rip your heart out. Oh, God!
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Here's your food.
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No.
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- Goodbye, Todd.
- No! No, Chumba!
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Hey, hey! Chumba, wait!
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I thought we were bros, dude!
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Oh, Chumba, let me out of here!
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Oh, Chumba!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Dad?
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Hey, there he is! Big O!
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Oh, shit!
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Was that today?
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- I'm sorry, dude, I had this...
- Where are you going?
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Well, uh...
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I got to jet off for a while.
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Why?
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Well, your mom and me,
we're having some issues.
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Let me see if I can explain it
in terms you can understand.
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Sometimes in the, uh, pageant of love,
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there can be more than one winner,
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like your mom and her friend Linda
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and sometimes Linda's sister, Stacey.
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The point is, your mom doesn't
want to share the crown.
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So I got to move out.
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Are you coming back?
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Owen, can I give you a
little bit of advice?
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Don't ever stay in one
place for too long.
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You just end up getting hurt.
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It's best to just...
fsht! Keep on moving.
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Moving is living.
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That and crank one out once a day.
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Keeps you loose, sharp.
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You got that, buddy?
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Moving is living.
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And don't forget to crank one out!
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Oh.
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Hello, everyone.
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Welcome to the third
island meeting under me,
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your new prime mini-Steve.
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All right, well, lots to discuss today.
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But first up, some exciting news.
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Nigel, quite a good rummager,
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going through the wreckage,
found a flare gun.
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- Yeah!
- Kudos to you, Nigel.
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It'll come in handy.
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Now, today,
I'd like to discuss new shelters.
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I think it's about time
we started building
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- more permanent structures.
- Look!
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Owen's back! And I think
he's got something!
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Oh, wait, guys! Hang on.
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I haven't finished talking
about the structures and...
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footpaths.
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Hey. I found this on the
other side of the island.
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- Nice!
- Yeah.
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What were you doing over there?
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What do you mean? I was
just walking around.
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I was just... It washed up on the beach.
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And I was just walking around.
Why, what, huh?
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"Cowboy Pants Truck Time."
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Yeah.
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That's nice, Owen.
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Don't you guys see what this is?
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A super-confusing Chinese jeans ad?
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Guys, it's a sail.
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Yeah?
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This is our way home.
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So hungry.
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I'm so hungry.
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Ugh!
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Oh!
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What the hell?
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What happened?
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Ooh!
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Food!
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Food!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I'm gonna die here.
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With two gross dudes.
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Owen, how's the tarp going?
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Good. Good. I think, you know,
we just got to build a boat.
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I was thinking instead of a boat,
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we could use the tarp for shelter.
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What?
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Shelter, it's... It's just basically...
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It means like a covering to keep you...
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Yeah, I understand
what shelter is, Steve.
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I just... I don't understand why.
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Oh, just 'cause it's
always raining here.
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You know, it would be nice to
have somewhere dry to hide,
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get some sort of livable space.
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Well, how about when you find a tarp,
you can make it livable.
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But I found this tarp,
so I'm gonna sail home.
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Yeah?
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Well, the thing is,
I-I'm kind of in charge now.
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So...
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Wait, was that not a joke?
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When Diane said that they
elected you to be the boss,
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I thought that was a big joke.
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- Is that real?
- That's real.
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It was a landslide victory.
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Holy moly!
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Whoa! That is hilarious!
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Steve!
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I had a good laugh, too.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, I was, "Me?!"
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- You know?
- I know, you?!
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- Yeah.
- Not you.
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- Yes, turns out, I'm the guy.
- Come on.
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So what I'm gonna do is now
just confiscate this from you.
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Okay, Steve, how about this, man?
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How about we go ahead
and we ask your island
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what they want to do with the tarp?
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Seriously, nobody else wants
to use the tarp as a sail?
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Just us three? Really?
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Guys, we have to at
least make an attempt.
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Moving is living, right?
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Florence, don't you
want to get out of here?
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Of course I do,
but sailing into that ocean is suicide.
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Besides, now we've got a flare gun.
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I mean, we could get rescued here.
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That's the ultimate plan, surely!
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In the meantime,
we can use the tarp for shelter.
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It would be nice to have someplace dry.
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You know, more livable.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, well, who votes we use the
"Truck Time" tarp for shelter
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until we come up with a
better solution for rescuing?
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Seriously?
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Well, there it is, then.
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I might even add quite a landslide.
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I hope you all feel real
good about yourselves,
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making a grown man go crazy!
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Who's there?!
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Jess, you okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just stupid Todd and stuff.
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Maybe I should just go check on him,
make sure he's okay.
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Uh, no. You do not go see
your ex after a breakup, okay?
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Trust me.
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Besides, you are way too good for him!
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What? I don't know.
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Oh, my God!
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You are the hottest ever,
and he's like a two, max.
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Oh, my God.
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You're like Kate Winslet in "Titanic."
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You don't want to be chained
to some douchebag fianc�.
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You want to be getting it on,
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dancing a jig to some fiddle
music with some immigrants,
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steaming up the windows.
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You want to do all that.
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You don't want to be locked
up to some ball and chain.
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Todd's like that actor
who played the fianc�.
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What's that guy's name?
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I-I don't know.
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Oh, my God! What is
his name? I don't know.
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He's got those eyebrows.
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Ow.
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- Danny?
- Yeah?!
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What is the name of the guy
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who played Kate Winslet's fianc� in
"Titanic"?
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Uh...
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With the eyebrows.
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It's not Josh Brolin,
but it's like Josh Brolin.
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- Nothing like Josh Brolin.
- No, what's his name?
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- Idiot.
- Josh Hartnett.
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He's got brows!
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- No, it's not.
- No.
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- Very wrong.
- Eric Stoltz?
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Absolutely not!
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Matthew Modine. Matthew Fox!
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Oh, my God, you're so worthless!
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It doesn't matter. Never mind.
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It does matter, because
I know I know it.
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Don't know his name. Idiot.
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It's fine.
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Not Stoltz?
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Anyways, you have got to
release your inner Winslet.
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Mmm.
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Okay, and I'm talking about rebound sex.
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Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no.
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- I do not think I can do that.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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No. No, no, no.
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Some guys are like
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Uh... Oh! Oh!
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Pa-pow!
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No, no, no, no.
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Somebody!
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A wild animal fell in here.
I'm not kidding this time!
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Somebody come get it! Oh, my God!
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All right, fine! I'll deal with it.
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Okay. Okay, Todd.
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Okay, Todd, you're a badass, Todd.
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Do it! Do it!
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Get ready to die!
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This is killing me.
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Yeah, I know. I found that tarp.
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What?!
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I should be able to do with
my tarp whatever I want.
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He finds a tarp,
he can do whatever he wants.
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He can build a shelter
with his own tarp.
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I respect tarps.
That's not a problem for me.
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I'm just trying to get
people off the island.
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I'm trying to figure out
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who played Kate Winslet's fianc� in
"Titanic."
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- Who cares?
- Like half the island.
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None of us can remember his name.
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I mean, back home, we would know in,
like, two seconds.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't work until I figure this out.
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I'm going to ask somebody else.
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All right. Team, let's get together!
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Let's figure this out right now!
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The ship is going
down. He's a real dick.
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Oh, who was that actor, right, guys?!
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Oh, I can't even think
about building this shelter
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till we figure this out.
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If only we were back home!
259
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,218
Eric Roberts?
260
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,220
James Marsden.
261
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,834
Oh, one of the Dillons.
262
00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:17,233
No, no, and no!
263
00:11:17,258 --> 00:11:19,670
Oh, wait. Is he the
guy from "The Mummy"?
264
00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:21,561
You know, the guy that plays the mummy.
265
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,222
You mean Arnold Vosloo?
266
00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:25,253
Yeah.
267
00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,717
Are we serious, Pablo?!
268
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,201
Why don't you get the
out of here, okay?!
269
00:11:30,227 --> 00:11:31,583
Why don't you go take a walk
270
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,525
and start using your brain on that walk
271
00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,246
and come back when you have some ideas!
272
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,100
Is this really happening?
273
00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,086
I just wish I had my phone, you know?
274
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,442
- God damn it!
- Right?
275
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,030
Shit!
276
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:45,523
I feel like the only way we're
gonna get this guy's name
277
00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,497
is if we stop waiting around
for something to happen
278
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:50,721
and actually do something ourselves,
you know?
279
00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:51,977
Right? Yeah, okay.
280
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,787
I'm gonna go start working on my boat
281
00:11:53,811 --> 00:11:56,264
because something tells me
these people are gonna want
282
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,709
to get off this island
sooner rather than later.
283
00:11:58,734 --> 00:11:59,972
And that tarp is as good as mine.
284
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,205
Yeah, sure. Whatever, man.
285
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,836
Billy Crudup. Huh? No?
286
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,612
- Damn it!
- What's all this?
287
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,868
Why have you stopped working?
288
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,506
We're trying to figure out who
played the fianc� in "Titanic."
289
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,259
It's extremely important.
290
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,587
Is it? Come on, Owen.
291
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,036
Sounds a bit silly.
292
00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:17,228
Silly? Sounds a bit silly?
293
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,546
Okay, if we as an island cannot remember
294
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,866
the name of one of the
world's finest actors,
295
00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,883
what are we gonna forget next, huh?
296
00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,291
Music? What beauty is?
297
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:28,955
Huh? Harry Potter?!
298
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:29,984
- No!
- No!
299
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,172
- Great series.
- Yeah.
300
00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:32,405
Guys, back home,
301
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,031
we were living in the
golden age of information.
302
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,729
Here, we are one step away
from living like apes!
303
00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:39,739
Like apes!
304
00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:42,009
Soon, we're probably gonna be
hucking our poop at each other,
305
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,691
jerking off out in the open.
306
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,323
This guy already did once, I think.
307
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,859
Do you want to Huck your
own poop at people, Diane?
308
00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,771
- No!
- You want to Huck poop!
309
00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:52,443
- No!
- Is that what you want, Diane?!
310
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,859
- No!
- I didn't think so!
311
00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:58,409
This is not about just
the name of an actor.
312
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,395
This is about our humanity.
313
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,108
Right, guys? Who's with me?!
314
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,268
Come on!
315
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,112
- That's right!
- Yeah!
316
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,461
- Yes! I'm with you!
- Yeah!
317
00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:10,580
Yeah!
318
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,767
Anthony Edwards?
319
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:16,299
Buddy?
320
00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:18,491
You ain't looking too good.
321
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,158
You're alive?
322
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,450
Who, me?
323
00:13:22,475 --> 00:13:24,755
Oh. Oh, hell no.
324
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,730
I'm deader than a doorknob.
325
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:28,815
- So is my old buddy Jerry here.
- How you doing?
326
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,841
How the shit are you talking right now?
327
00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:35,374
Well, my guess,
and I am speaking from some experience,
328
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,087
is that you are in the
final hallucinating stage
329
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:39,112
of starvation.
330
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,504
Oh, yeah. Your little
body's shutting down.
331
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,673
Is that how you guys died?
332
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,519
Oh, no, no, unh-unh. I took him out.
333
00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:46,272
Oh, bullshit! I got you first.
334
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,546
I got you with a choke hold.
335
00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,075
- Oh! Eat stick!
- Yeah, find out who's getting...
336
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,054
Hey! Hey!
337
00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,902
Stop it! Stop it!
338
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:57,429
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
339
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,718
Agree to disagree!
340
00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,157
How did this happen?
341
00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:04,117
Well, after the crash,
we landed out here.
342
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,749
Food ran out about five days ago,
343
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:09,341
and things went bad fast.
344
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:13,197
I'm never gonna let this country
jackass make a meal out of me.
345
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,887
- Jackass?!
- Oh, gross!
346
00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:19,343
How could you guys even
think about eating a person?!
347
00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:21,327
I hate to break it to you, pal,
348
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,312
but you're thinking about it right now.
349
00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,597
No, no. No, no, I'm not!
350
00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:26,773
- No, I'm not.
- Whoa.
351
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,154
Man, just think of us
for what we really are...
352
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,687
Two piles of meat!
353
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,075
- Mmm!
- No.
354
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,411
Finger-licking.
355
00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:36,169
No.
356
00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:37,680
No.
357
00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:39,226
- All you can eat.
- No.
358
00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,345
The buffet is open.
359
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,738
What?
360
00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,721
You hungry?
361
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,851
Well, sucks for you.
362
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:55,281
Should have brought something to eat,
shouldn't you have?
364
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:05,597
These are Cheez-Its. They're precious.
365
00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:06,777
It's my last bag.
366
00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,375
Good shit, right?
367
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,551
I'm gonna name you Meat.
368
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,811
All right, Owen. The
was quite the prank.
369
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,002
Well done.
370
00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:25,797
I think this should end now, though.
371
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:28,156
I want everyone to get
back to the shelter.
372
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,765
What's the matter, Steve, huh?
373
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,533
You worried that if people
don't find this place livable,
374
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,417
they might want to give me the tarp?
375
00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,870
Owen, do you know the
name of that actor?
376
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,125
Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't.
377
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,014
Well, if you won't end it, I will.
378
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,382
Okay, well, unless you know the name,
I'd like to see you try.
379
00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:52,766
I know the name.
380
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,825
How does Stanley Tucci sound?
381
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,417
Yeah, that's not even close.
382
00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:00,385
Oh! God damn it!
383
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,497
Sure it was Tucci.
384
00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:04,689
He's been in so many goddamn things.
385
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,260
All the faces look the same.
386
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,905
I got it!
387
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:12,830
I got it.
388
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:14,451
I know the name!
389
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,543
Rupert Everett!
390
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:19,178
We already said Rupert Everett, Pablo!
391
00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:20,851
Oh!
392
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:23,282
What's wrong with you?!
393
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,652
I can't remember!
394
00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,476
None of us can remember, Diane!
395
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:31,228
No, I mean I can't remember
what my dog smells like!
396
00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:32,956
Oh, God.
397
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,501
Dear God, it's begun.
398
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,745
What is beauty?
399
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,756
Oh, look at us.
400
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,819
It's a real shame, isn't it?
401
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:49,924
You know, I just wish
402
00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:52,077
Owen would tell us what
the name is already.
404
00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:58,124
Yeah.
405
00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,307
Yep.
406
00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,420
Let's get him!
407
00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:09,625
Owen!
408
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,952
Tell us the name of the actor
409
00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:12,657
who played the fianc� from "Titanic"
410
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:13,986
or we'll rip your head off!
411
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,464
Owen, I told them you didn't know.
412
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,975
- Oh, God!
- He knows!
413
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,591
He's just keeping it from us
414
00:17:18,616 --> 00:17:21,126
to get back at Steve for
taking his stupid tarp.
415
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:23,495
Hey, hey, I don't know
the name, I swear.
416
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,521
If he won't tell us the name,
we'll tear his boat apart.
417
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,583
Let's go!
418
00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,188
Hey, wait, wait! Wait!
419
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:32,233
Okay, this is exactly
why we shouldn't be here.
420
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,812
Guys, we cannot live like this!
421
00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:36,100
This is the reason that
we should take this boat
422
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,793
and we should leave the island.
423
00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:40,772
- Tear his boat apart!
- Yeah!
424
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,924
No, no, no! Hey, no!
425
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,358
No!
426
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,301
Oh, everyone!
427
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,526
Look at what Owen has done to us.
428
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,562
Shame on him for causing this.
429
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,013
But shame on us.
430
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,745
We've stooped just as low.
431
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,778
But he won't tell us the name!
432
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:12,140
We have to know the name!
433
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,541
Well, there's another way.
434
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:16,233
- What way?
- We try and stop remembering.
435
00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:19,001
We busy our minds with
building the shelter.
436
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,202
We just let the answer come to us.
437
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,041
What if it doesn't work?
438
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,103
Then we're coming for Owen.
439
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,898
You see, the thing about monogamy
440
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:34,591
is nature doesn't wire us that way.
441
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,575
Exactly!
442
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,691
You know what I mean?
443
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,984
Guy like this, a lot of options.
444
00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:43,446
What the hell?
445
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,711
Meat, stay back.
446
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,329
All right, listen,
447
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,425
we're gonna keep you out of sight,
all right?
448
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,175
'Cause if they knew
you were down here...
449
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,350
they'd eat you.
450
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,439
And you don't want to be eaten, do you?
451
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:00,535
No, you don't.
452
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,855
You don't want to be eaten.
453
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,281
No, no, no, no, no, no.
454
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,014
- Who's it gonna be, man?
- Shut up.
455
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,592
I kind of cut Gary open a little bit.
456
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,636
Probably dig in there,
get some good rib meat.
457
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:14,481
- Shut up!
- You don't want me, man.
458
00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,154
I'm all dry inside.
459
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:21,049
But look at this thick...
Oh... juicy rump on Jerry.
460
00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:23,273
I'm gonna tell you what,
if I had my choice,
461
00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,283
that's exactly where
I'd sink my chompers.
462
00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,595
- This?
- That.
463
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,163
Yeah, you do not want any of this.
464
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,673
I haven't worked out in years.
465
00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,371
This is like a can of uncooked biscuits.
466
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:35,859
That is some grade-A, 100% flank steak.
467
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,467
Put a little bitty
pat of butter on that.
468
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,708
Shut up!
469
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,859
I don't care if I'm
starving or going insane.
470
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:47,537
I am not eating a person.
471
00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:51,198
That's a bridge you can't uncross.
472
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,389
Okay, so just... Aah!
473
00:19:54,414 --> 00:19:55,746
- Yo, Gary.
- Uh-oh.
474
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,648
I don't even think this
dude wants to live.
475
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,591
He doesn't.
476
00:19:58,617 --> 00:19:59,675
Of course I want to live.
477
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,812
Then give yourself a chance, man.
478
00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:03,622
Here.
479
00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:06,462
This is the jungle, Pack.
480
00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:09,543
It is kill or be killed.
481
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,036
Eat or be eaten.
482
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:11,990
No, no, no!
483
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,389
Don't you want to survive?
484
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:14,525
- I want to survive.
- Cross that bridge.
485
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,926
You hear that sound?
486
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:17,784
That's your mama's dinner bell ringing.
487
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,657
Ding, ding. Ding, ding.
488
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:23,049
My mama doesn't have a dinner bell.
489
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,537
Well, would you look at this shelter?!
490
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,296
And the tarp fits perfectly!
491
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,040
See, we could make a life here.
492
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,344
That's what's important.
493
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,458
He's right.
494
00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,184
I mean, look at what we've built.
495
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:40,880
Who cares about what's his name?
496
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,329
Steve, Steve!
497
00:20:43,504 --> 00:20:44,737
That's the spirit.
498
00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:45,816
Oh!
499
00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:48,680
Come on, everyone. Get inside!
500
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,761
You okay, man?
501
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,159
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