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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.
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That's the signpost up ahead.
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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.
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I told you that santa claus
should be back by 6:00.
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Come on,
mom, let's go.
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Hey, you told me
to tell you when it was 6:30.
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It's 6:30.
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That's right.
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It's exactly 6:30.
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So...
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so what happens now?
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You turn into a reindeer?
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Would that i could.
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I'll have
another one.
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You owe me for six
drinks and a sandwich.
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That's $3.80.
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Why do you suppose there
isn't really a santa claus?
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How's that?
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Why isn't there a real santa
claus... for kids like that?
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What am i supposed to be-
some kind of philosopher?
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You know
what your trouble is?
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You let that dopey
red suit go to your head.
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Are you some kind of a nut?
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Here's your change.
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I'll flip you-
double or nothing.
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What do you think this is,
monte carlo?
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Finish and get out.
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I've had enough...
to eat.
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Hello, jack's place.
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No, jack's not here.
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This is bruce.
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Wait a minute.
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Santa claus, i catch
you trying that
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one more time
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i'm going to break
both your arms
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up to the
shoulder blades.
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Now, go on,
get out of here.
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What's that?
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No, it's just santa claus
trying to heist the joint.
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Thanks a lot, bruce.
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Please, santa
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i want a carriage
and a dolly...
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please,
i want a gun...
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and a playhouse...
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and a set
of soldiers
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and a fort...
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and oh, please,
santa claus
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a job
for my daddy.
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Please,
a big turkey
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for our christmas dinner.
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This is mr. Henry corwin,
normally unemployed
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who once a year takes
the lead role
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in the uniquely popular
american institution
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that of
a department store santa claus
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in a road company version of
the night before christmas
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but in just a moment, mr. Henry
corwin, ersatz santa claus
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will enter a strange kind
of north pole
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which is one part
the wondrous spirit of christmas
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and one part the magic
that can only be found
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in the twilight zone.
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You should see me
with erector sets.
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Corwin, you're an hour late!
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I am?
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Now, you get up
on your throne
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and see if you can keep from
disillusioning a lot of kids
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that not only isn't
there a santa claus
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but the one in this store
happens to be a wino
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who'd be more at home playing
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
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Now, get with it,
santa claus!
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You go ahead.
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You climb up
on his lap.
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Go ahead, he
won't hurt you
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will you,
santa claus?
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You won't hurt
my little boy.
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Go on, tell him!
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What's
your name?
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Percival smithers.
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And what do you want
for christmas, percival?
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A new front name.
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Percy!
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I think
we have...
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look, mom!
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Santa claus
is loaded.
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You've got
some nerve!
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You ought
to be ashamed.
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Madam...
i am ashamed.
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Come on,
percival.
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I hope this
won't be
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a traumatic
experience for you.
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Sot!
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Is there some
trouble here?
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Yes, there's
some trouble.
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I shall never trade
in this store again.
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It seems you hire
your santa clauses
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out of a gutter.
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All right,
back to work.
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Back to your
positions, please.
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And now, mr. Kris kringle
of the lower depths
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since it is only a few hours
to closing time
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it is my distinct
pleasure to tell you
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that there is no more
need for your services.
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You have had it!
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Now, get out here!
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I'd be very glad to.
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And get that crummy
red suit back
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to wherever you
rented it from
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before you really tie
one on and destroy it.
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You drunk!
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Thank you very much,
mr. Dundee.
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As to my drinking,
this is indefensible
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and you have
my abject apologies.
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I find of late that i
have very little choice
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in the matter of
expressing emotions.
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I can either drink
or i can weep
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and drinking is
so much more subtle.
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Will you please leave?
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As for my
insubordination
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i was not rude
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to that woman.
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Someone should remind her
that christmas
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is more than barging up
and down department store aisles
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and pushing people
out of the way.
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Now, corwin...
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someone has
to tell her
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that christmas is another thing,
finer than that...
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richer, finer, truer
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and it should come with patience
and love, charity, compassion.
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That's what
i would have told her
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if you'd given me the chance.
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Well, how
philosophical
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mr. Corwin.
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Now, perhaps
as your parting word
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you can tell us
how we can go about
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living up to these
wondrous yule standards
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which you have
so graciously
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laid down for us.
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I don't know
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how to tell you, mr. Dundee.
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I don't know at all.
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All i know is
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that i'm an aging,
purposeless relic
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of another time
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and i live in a
dirty rooming house
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on a street
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filled with hungry
kids and shabby people
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where the only thing
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that comes
down the chimney
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on christmas eve
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is more poverty.
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Will you keep your voice down?
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Do you know
another reason
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why i drink,
mr. Dundee?
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So that when i walk
down the tenements
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i can really think
it's the north pole
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and the children are elves
and that i'm really santa claus
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bringing them
a bag of wondrous gifts
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for all of them.
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I just wish, mr. Dundee,
on one christmas-
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only one...
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that i could see
some of the hopeless ones...
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and the dreamless ones...
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just on one christmas
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i'd like to see the meek
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inherit the earth.
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And that's why i drink,
mr. Dundee...
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and that's why i weep.
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George, you want
another drink?
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Hey, look.
It's santa claus!
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Look, there's
santa claus.
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Come on in.
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Nah, nah.
Go on, get lost.
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Get out of here.
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Merry christmas.
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Santa's a lush.
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Hey, everybody!
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Hey, kids!
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Merry christmas, everybody!
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Hey, kids! Everybody!
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Merry christmas!
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Merry christmas, everybody!
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Merry christmas!
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joy to the world
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the lord is come
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let earth receive her king
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let every heart
prepare him room
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and heaven and nature sing
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and heaven and nature sing
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and heaven...
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What is going on here?
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What's the idea of coming
in here and disrupting
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the christmas
eve service?
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Sister florence, i
ain't touched a drop
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since last thursday and
that's the gospel truth.
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And i swear to you
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on account of i've seen
it with my own eyes-
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santa claus is coming down
the street heading this way
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and bringing everybody
his heart's desire.
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There's a real,
honest-to-goodness santa...
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merry christmas,
gentlemen.
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Now, what'll be
your pleasure
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for christmas,
gentlemen?
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How about you, burt?
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I fancy a new pipe.
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Let's see what
i can do for you.
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Here's your
new pipe.
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How about you?
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I want a sweater.
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A sweater-
what size?
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Who cares
what size?
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Oh, thank you.
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Could i have
a smoking jacket?
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A smoking jacket
to go with the pipe.
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I'll see
what i can get.
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There's your
smoking jacket.
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Where did you get
all these gifts?
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Sister florence
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don't ask me to explain.
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I'm just as much in the dark
as anybody else.
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All i know is i've got
a santa claus bag here
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that gives everybody
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exactly what they
want for christmas
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and as long
as it's putting out
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i'm putting in.
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Sister florence,
how about a new dress?
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Give that to
sister florence
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when she
comes back.
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Thank you.
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A bottle of wine.
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Merry christmas, officer,
merry christmas.
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What's your name?
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Henry corwin...
or is it?
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Maybe it's santa claus or
kris kringle- i don't know.
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You're drunk, corwin.
Is that it?
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Of course
i'm drunk.
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I'm intoxicated
with the spirit of the yule.
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Drunk with the spirit
of the yule.
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Intoxicated with the magic and
wonder that is christmas eve.
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I'm inebriated
with joy and delight.
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Yes, officer, i'm drunk.
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We'll settle this
in a hurry.
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Have you got a receipt
for this stuff?
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Receipt?
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Of course you've
got a receipt.
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No.
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Sister florence
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would you please collect
all the stolen goods
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and put them
in a pile over there?
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I'll send for them
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when i check on
who owns them.
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Come on, santa.
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Be right with you,
officer.
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Don't worry about
a thing, gentlemen.
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There's more
where this came from.
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Officer, let me tell you
how this whole thing started.
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I was having a glass
down at jack's place.
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It was just about 4:30 in the
afternoon when i got there.
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Like i said,
officer
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00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,559
i arrived at jack's
place about 4:30-
264
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,062
between 4:30 and 5:00,
the cocktail hour.
265
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:37,564
Jack wasn't there
but bruce was.
266
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:38,565
I know bruce, yes.
267
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,067
Right here.
268
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,068
After you.
269
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,069
I had a sandwich
270
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:43,570
that i couldn't
finish
271
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,072
and i got
to talking...
272
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:51,578
uh-huh, here he is and
here we are and there that is.
273
00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:52,779
And here
you are.
274
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:55,782
How nice to see you
again, mr. Dundee.
275
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,084
And how nice it will be
276
00:16:57,119 --> 00:17:00,087
to see my wistful saint nicholas
going up the river.
277
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:02,589
Do you suppose he can get
as much ten years?
278
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,590
Ten years?
279
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,092
Well, it don't
look good, corwin.
280
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,993
Of course, they could
lop off a few months
281
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:08,995
if you was to tell them
where the rest of the loot was.
282
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,498
He's been giving out the stuff
for two and half hours.
283
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:12,999
He must have
a warehouse full of it.
284
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,701
I'm glad you
brought that up.
285
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:15,702
There seems
to be
286
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:17,704
a slight
discrepancy here.
287
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,206
Listen, you moth-eaten
robin hood
288
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,709
the wholesale theft of thousands
of dollars worth of goods
289
00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,211
is not a
slight discrepancy.
290
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:25,212
Though i can tell you
right now, corwin
291
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:28,715
this whole affair comes
as no surprise to me.
292
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,718
I'd perceived that criminal
glint in your eyes
293
00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,221
the first minute
i'd laid eyes on you.
294
00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:37,224
It seems to me
295
00:17:37,259 --> 00:17:38,725
that you've
put your finger
296
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,727
on the problem,
mr. Dundee.
297
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:41,728
This bag
doesn't know
298
00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:44,231
whether to give out
gifts or garbage.
299
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,633
It was giving out gifts
when i seen it.
300
00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:49,136
Whatever they was wanting
corwin was supplying.
301
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:51,638
All kinds of stuff-
toys, gifts, expensive stuff.
302
00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:53,140
Admit it, corwin.
303
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,641
Oh, i admit it, i admit it.
304
00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:56,643
But it seems to me
the essence of our problem is
305
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:59,646
that we're dealing
with a most unusual bag.
306
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:03,250
My advice to you is to clean up
this mess and get out here.
307
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:07,354
Officer flaherty, you
call yourself a policeman.
308
00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:10,357
Well, i suppose it
is a demanding task-
309
00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:13,360
to distinguish between
a bag full of garbage
310
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:16,863
and an inventory of
expensive stolen gifts.
311
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,365
Mr. Dundee, believe me.
312
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,866
It's like corwin says:
313
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:23,370
We're dealing with
the supernatural here.
314
00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,371
In other words
315
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,873
all we have to do
is to ask mr. Corwin
316
00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:29,376
to make a little
abracadabra for us
317
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:31,378
and no sooner
said, done.
318
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,879
Well, go ahead,
corwin.
319
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,382
I fancy a bottle
of cherry brandy
320
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,383
vintage 1903.
321
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:39,786
Oh, that's a good year.
322
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:42,289
And as for you,
officer flaherty
323
00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,291
how dare you
drag me down here
324
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,293
at the busiest time
of the year
325
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,795
to look at a bag
full of garbage?
326
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:49,796
Mr. Dundee...
327
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,798
pardon me,
gentlemen.
328
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,301
Merry christmas
to both of you!
329
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,312
"To mr. Dundee,
from santa."
330
00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:07,314
Here, mr, dundee.
331
00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:09,316
You need one.
332
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,422
Here's beautiful
yellow sweater for you.
333
00:19:15,457 --> 00:19:16,423
I want a toy.
334
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,925
I've got a beautiful
toy for you.
335
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,927
I want an electric
train engine.
336
00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:22,429
Electric train engine?
Diesel or steam?
337
00:19:22,464 --> 00:19:23,430
I don't care.
338
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:24,231
There it is.
339
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,232
I want
a dolly.
340
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,733
You want a dolly.
341
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,235
A blonde, brunette...
342
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,736
blonde!
343
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:30,737
Here she is.
344
00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:32,239
I want a
toy, please.
345
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:35,242
Oh, i've got one
here for you.
346
00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:37,344
Right there, sweetheart.
347
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:39,846
I've got a
baseball bat for you
348
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:41,848
and a toy dog for you.
349
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,350
Thanks.
350
00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:44,851
And a baseball mitt.
351
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,358
Merry christmas to all!
352
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,377
Nothing for you
this christmas?
353
00:20:10,412 --> 00:20:13,380
I think i've had
the nicest christmas
354
00:20:13,415 --> 00:20:15,882
since the beginning
of time.
355
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,083
Nothing for you.
356
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:19,586
Nothing for yourself,
not a thing.
357
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:25,592
You know, i... i can't think
of anything i want.
358
00:20:25,627 --> 00:20:30,096
I guess what
i've really wanted is...
359
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:33,099
to be the biggest gift giver
of all times
360
00:20:33,134 --> 00:20:35,101
and in a way
361
00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:39,806
i think i had that tonight.
362
00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:46,313
Although, if i had my choice
of any gift- any gift at all-
363
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:50,817
i think i'd wish
i could do this every year.
364
00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,118
That'd be
some gift
365
00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,620
wouldn't it,
burt?
366
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,622
Oh, it sure would.
367
00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:57,624
God bless
you, burt
368
00:20:57,659 --> 00:20:59,225
and merry christmas
to you.
369
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,227
Merry christmas
to you, too, santa
370
00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:04,731
and thanks for the smoking
jacket and the pipe.
371
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:05,732
Don't mention it.
372
00:22:05,026 --> 00:22:06,993
We've been waiting
quite a while
373
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:08,995
for you, santa claus.
374
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,999
Oh, no.
375
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:15,001
Did you hear
what i said?
376
00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:18,004
I said we've been
waiting quite a while
377
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:19,506
for you, santa claus.
378
00:22:27,549 --> 00:22:30,016
We've got a year of
hard work ahead of us
379
00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:32,519
to get ready
for next christmas.
380
00:22:32,554 --> 00:22:33,520
Come on.
381
00:22:33,555 --> 00:22:36,022
Are you ready?
382
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,024
Oh, yeah.
383
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,738
Going home,
officer flaherty?
384
00:22:51,773 --> 00:22:54,240
Going home, mr.
Dundee, and you?
385
00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:56,242
Going home,
officer flaherty.
386
00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:59,245
This is the most
remarkable christmas eve
387
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,246
i've ever had.
388
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,760
Flaherty...
389
00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:16,262
i could have
sworn that i...
390
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:17,263
did you see it?
391
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,765
I thought i did.
392
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,766
What did you see?
393
00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:21,768
I don't think
i ought to tell you.
394
00:23:21,803 --> 00:23:24,270
You might report me
for drinking on duty.
395
00:23:24,305 --> 00:23:26,272
Go ahead,
what did you see?
396
00:23:26,307 --> 00:23:27,774
It was corwin,
mr. Dundee
397
00:23:27,809 --> 00:23:30,276
big as life in a
sleigh with reindeer
398
00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:31,778
sitting next to an elf
399
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,780
and riding up
toward the sky.
400
00:23:33,815 --> 00:23:35,782
That's about
the size of it
401
00:23:35,817 --> 00:23:37,283
ain't it,
mr. Dundee?
402
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:43,790
Flaherty, you better
come home with me
403
00:23:43,825 --> 00:23:46,793
and we'll pour out
some hot coffee
404
00:23:46,828 --> 00:23:49,796
and we'll pour
some brandy in it
405
00:23:49,831 --> 00:23:51,798
and we'll...
406
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:57,804
and we'll thank god
for miracles, flaherty.
407
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:04,310
A word to the wise, to all
the children of the 20th century
408
00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:07,313
whether their concern be
pediatrics or geriatrics
409
00:24:07,348 --> 00:24:10,316
whether they crawl on hands
and knees and wear diapers
410
00:24:10,351 --> 00:24:12,819
or walk with a cane
and comb their beards.
411
00:24:12,854 --> 00:24:14,821
There's a wondrous magic
to christmas
412
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:18,324
and there's a special power
reserved for little people.
413
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,444
In short, there's
nothing mightier than the meek.
414
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:29,502
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00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:54,027
this is james arness.
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00:24:54,062 --> 00:24:57,030
You know, it's only a short hop
fromthe twilight zone
417
00:24:57,065 --> 00:24:59,032
to dodge city andgunsmoke.
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