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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
of imagination.
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Next stop, the twilight zone.
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Edna.
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Huh?
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What about gas and electric?
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What?
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The gas and
electric bill.
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How many months is that?
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Four months.
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That's one you better pay.
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Huh. That's one i can't pay.
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Oh, i wish...
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how are you,
mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, just fine, mr. Castle.
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How have you been?
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Oh, can't complain.
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Been having a lot of rain,
haven't we?
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Quite a bit of rain
for this time of the year.
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Really.
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It's good
for the flowers.
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How's that?
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An heirloom today,
mr. Castle.
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An heirloom, mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, yes,
mr. Castle.
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Been in my family
for years and years.
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It's supposed to
be very valuable.
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Hand-blown glass
is what it is.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Mrs. Gumley, it's just
a plain old wine bottle.
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Do you know
what it's worth?
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Nothing.
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If you could find
the store where it came from,
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that's what they would
give you for it, mrs. Gumley-
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nothing.
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I... i could let it go
for a dollar.
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Mrs. Gumley,
if i could spare a dollar,
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i'd give it to you,
believe me i would, but...
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well, things have
been rough here.
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I'm so in debt myself...
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i wish i could make
it more, i really do.
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Thank you, mr. Castle.
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You're
a wonderful man.
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God bless you.
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Mr. Castle...
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it's not an
heirloom, you know.
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I found it in an ash can.
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Please,
mr. Castle,
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forgive me
for lying.
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Aw, that's all right,
mrs. Gumley.
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Who knows? Maybe it'll turn out
tobean heirloom.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Gorgeous.
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She has to eat,
doesn't she?
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You don't?
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Arthur...
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we're just
around the corner
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from bankruptcy.
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You promised me,
no more handouts.
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Look, edna,
maybe all i've got left
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is to try to find some poor clod
whoicould feel sorry for.
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Maybe a man
can be a failure
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for only so long,
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and then... and then...
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and then it catches up
with him.
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Look at it, edna!
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Look at it!
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The legacy
of a hundred years.
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My grandfather owned it,
and it broke his heart.
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And then, my father-
it killed him, too.
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Look at it. Look at it.
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The meanness of it,
the shabbiness of it,
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the hand-to-mouth of it!
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It isn't just an antique shop
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where you pick up
the pitiful remnants
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of other people's failures.
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It's a shrine to failure itself,
that's what it is!
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It's a mausoleum,
a burial ground for...
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for people's hopes.
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Edna, what happens
to us anyway?
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What happens to us?
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We're not old people,
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and yet this place
is making us old.
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There must be years ahead of us
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that come without
scrimping and counting,
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and picking over
checkbooks and budgets
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and final notices
and old bills.
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Hey...
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hey!
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle-
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gentle and
infinitely patient people
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whose lives have been
a hope chest
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with a rusty lock
and a lost set of keys.
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But, in just a moment,
that hope chest will be opened,
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and an improbable phantom
will try to bedeck the drabness
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of these two people's
failure-laden lives
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with the gold and
precious stones of fulfillment.
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
standing on the outskirts,
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and about to enter,
the twilight zone.
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How do you do?
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Rather than go into any lengthy
generic explanation
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of my existence, suffice it
to say that i am a genie.
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That's quite correct.
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A genie.
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I can offer you four wishes
with a guaranteed performance.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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Mrs. Castle?
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What have you in mind?
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Arthur, what's
happening to us?
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He's a hypnotist
or something.
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Nothing of the sort.
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I grant four wishes
to the owner,
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then go back
inside the bottle
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for a century and a year
until a summons comes
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from the next owner.
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Now, i think the business at
hand is for you and mrs. Castle
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to decide upon the nature
of your four wishes,
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keeping in mind,
of course...
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edna.
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...that each wish
is irrevocable.
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Once made, it is fulfilled.
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And, once fulfilled,
it is a matter of record.
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It can only be altered
by yet another wish.
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Clear, mr. Castle?
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I think we'd better
call the police.
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Wish
for them.
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I can bring you scotland yard,
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the federal bureau
of investigation,
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or every bobby in
the city of london.
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Is it the police
you want?
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No.
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That is not what
we would wish for.
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Arthur, you out
of your mind?
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You believe him?
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Please go on,
mr. Castle.
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You were saying?
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Well, if i had a wish,
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just for the sake
of argument,
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i'd say i wanted
that broken glass
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in that case to be fixed.
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Would you like to make
it official, mr. Castle?
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Well, mr. Castle,
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is that your wish?
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Yes, that is my wish.
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I want that glass
in that display case
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to be repaired.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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You have three
wishes left.
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Three wishes.
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Three wishes,
three wishes.
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Anything we want.
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Well, think, think.
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What do you want?
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Nothing, arthur.
I want nothing.
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A new shop-
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an expensive shop
on fifth avenue.
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We could have that
just for the asking.
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Or money, edna, money!
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$100,000!
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$200,000!
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A million!
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Edna, edna,
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we wouldn't have
to grub anymore.
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We wouldn't to sit her
and waste our lives away.
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Arthur, no.
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There's something
unholy about this.
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Clothes, edna,
expensive clothes.
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Jewels,
a beautiful house!
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Anything we want,
edna!
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No more worries for
the rest of our lives.
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Money.
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Money? The simplest, mr. Castle.
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How much, and in
what denominations?
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How much do we want?
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I don't know.
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I don't know!
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A million dollars,
right here on the floor,
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in five and ten
dollar bills.
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That's what we want!
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A million dollars!
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Ask and you shall
receive, mr. Castle.
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Edna, edna!
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Edna! A million dollars, edna!
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A million dollars!
A million dollars!
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Edna, look!
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A million!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait.
So he says...
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wait. So he says,
"money?"
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So much money for me.
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I thought maybe
she's-a go outta style!
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Here you are, my friend.
Here you are.
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You pay off that mortgage
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and have yourself...
start living again.
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That's it.
Here you are, my dear.
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Here. You take yourself
that vacation,
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and bring back a boyfriend.
Don't forget.
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Mrs. Gumley. Oh, my dear.
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Here. Here. More. More!
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Mrs. Gumley, god bless you.
God bless you.
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Here you are, my dear.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You take that
home with you.
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Here you are, reverend.
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Don't you worry.
This is honest money.
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You take it and get
that church painted.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, and thank you.
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Yes, dolly,
here you are. Come here.
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You tell angelo
to get himself a new truck
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with red wheels.
Remember.
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Here you are, my...
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no need. My card,
mr. Castle.
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Office of internal revenue.
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Yes, that's correct.
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There's a matter of an
income tax, mr. Castle.
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Just send
us the bill
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and we'll
pay it.
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But send us the
bill in a hurry,
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would you please?
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My wife and i will
be taking off
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for europe
very shortly.
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Dependents?
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The whole neighborhood.
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Oh, no.
They don't count.
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What does that
figure there mean?
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A million dollars,
mr. Castle.
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Taxed on the basis
of a husband and wife,
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using the standard deductions,
you owe the government
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approximately
$907,000.
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What?
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Yes, that's correct.
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Then, in addition,
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there's a state income tax
involved which...
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using thumb rule...
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the whole thing comes
to a total of...
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roughly, mind you...
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$942,640.
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Arthur, we've already
given away a lot of money.
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Well, now, if you'll
just fill out this form
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and send it to us
with your check?
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Oh, uh... if you want
to use the installment plan,
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we'll send you a statement after
the form has been analyzed.
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Uh... mr. Castle?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just send us a bill.
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Well, we'll be seeing you,
mr. Castle.
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Good evening,
mrs. Castle.
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Well?
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$910,530.
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$910,535.
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$910,540.
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We gave away almost $60,000.
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And this goes to taxes,
and this...
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and this...
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five dollars?
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Yeah.
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Quite a wish, arthur.
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Quite a wish.
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00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,303
And we haven't even
paid those bills yet.
264
00:15:31,338 --> 00:15:33,055
Mr. Castle...
265
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,191
it was my suggestion
266
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:40,562
that you reflect
very carefully, mr. Castle.
267
00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:43,949
Very, very carefully.
268
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,817
Now, had you made a wish
269
00:15:45,852 --> 00:15:48,954
that took into account
the taxes involved...
270
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,072
oh...
271
00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:51,323
look, you.
272
00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:54,459
Plenty of sweet talk and
promises and the whole thing,
273
00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,328
and all the time you're nothing
274
00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:58,213
but a
con artist.
275
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,082
This time,
i want the million dollars,
276
00:16:00,117 --> 00:16:01,333
but i want itafter...
277
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:03,835
arthur,
no more money.
278
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,338
You got to wish
for something else.
279
00:16:06,972 --> 00:16:08,840
Something else.
280
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,343
How about
ten more wishes?
281
00:16:11,378 --> 00:16:12,594
Or 20?
282
00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:14,479
Don't be in such
a hurry, arthur.
283
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:15,981
Then you think
of something!
284
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,350
I'm afraid wishing
for more wishes
285
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:20,235
isn't permitted, mr. Castle.
286
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,853
Frankly, i'd be afraid
to have you try
287
00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:23,739
for fear of the consequences.
288
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,490
What consequences?
289
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,359
Why do you keep
losing your temper?
290
00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:30,495
Well, you're no help
for me. That's for sure!
291
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,364
Here we stand
in this crummy little shop,
292
00:16:32,998 --> 00:16:34,866
with the whole world
out in front of us,
293
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,752
with anything to wish for
that we want,
294
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,620
and you just
stay on my back...!
295
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,505
Arthur!
296
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:43,008
Edna.
297
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,628
What... what's
happening with us?
298
00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:49,765
What's going on?
299
00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:52,884
Oddly enough,
mr. Castle,
300
00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,136
this is the normal pattern
301
00:16:54,171 --> 00:16:56,021
that seems
to be generally followed-
302
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,140
great excitement,
great emotionalism.
303
00:16:58,175 --> 00:16:59,891
Strangely enough,
304
00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:02,394
hard to believe
though it may be,
305
00:17:02,429 --> 00:17:04,896
only a modicum of happiness.
306
00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:10,402
Well...
you got a couple
307
00:17:10,437 --> 00:17:12,287
of cheap customers
here, mister.
308
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:16,041
People that haven't
known much happiness.
309
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,161
What? What? What
do we wish for?
310
00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:20,412
I wish
i knew, arthur.
311
00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,297
I don't know!
312
00:17:23,298 --> 00:17:24,416
What about it, genie?
313
00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:25,667
What can
we wish for now?
314
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:28,170
What can come to us
without tricks?
315
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,921
Without tricks!
316
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,807
I question the semantics here,
mr. Castle.
317
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,058
There are no tricks involved.
318
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,560
There are simply normal
and understandable outgrowths
319
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:39,314
and conditions
that go with any windfall.
320
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,183
No matter what you wish for,
321
00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:44,936
you must be prepared
for the consequences.
322
00:17:50,442 --> 00:17:53,328
Something without
consequences.
323
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,831
Something dead sure.
324
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,584
Something anchored,
something airtight.
325
00:18:03,338 --> 00:18:06,458
Edna, i think
i got it.
326
00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:10,212
I think i know
what it is.
327
00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:12,097
What, arthur?
328
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,599
Power. Power, edna.
329
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:18,353
To be in charge
of something...
330
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,856
the boss...
to be a leader.
331
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,975
We could wish
for that.
332
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,227
Possible.
333
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:26,478
Very possible.
334
00:18:26,513 --> 00:18:29,114
President of a corporation?
335
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,365
That sort
of thing?
336
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,868
He could go bankrupt.
337
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,236
Mayor of a city?
338
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:36,621
You get voted out of office,
then what?
339
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,124
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
340
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,876
I know what.
341
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,995
Head of a country.
342
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:47,132
Ruler of a whole country.
343
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,000
That's it.
344
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:52,888
What about it, genie?
345
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,756
I want to be the
head of a country
346
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,641
who can't be voted
out of office.
347
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,760
Do you want to be more specific
than that?
348
00:18:58,795 --> 00:19:01,146
Wait a minute.
349
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,648
Let me give it to you this way.
350
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:07,402
I want to be the head
of a foreign country
351
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,522
who can't be voted
out of office,
352
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:13,658
but it must be
a contemporary country.
353
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:14,910
Contemporary?
354
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,161
Within this century.
355
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,913
No problems.
356
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,666
What about consequences?
357
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,420
Consequences, mr. Castle?
358
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,289
I've already told you.
359
00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:32,294
You run the risk of consequences
no matter what you wish for.
360
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,681
All right, then.
361
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:43,305
Go ahead, arthur.
You wish for that.
362
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:48,944
I want to be the ruler
of a foreign country,
363
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,563
just as i've
described it.
364
00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:53,565
Go ahead, genie.
365
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,450
Take over.
366
00:19:55,485 --> 00:20:00,205
As you wish, mr. Castle.
367
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:18,974
From now on, it's
just a mass suicide.
368
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,476
Well, what about
it, fuhrer?
369
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,596
Head of a country.
370
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,732
Can't be voted out
of office.
371
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,984
I'm hitler.
372
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,852
I'm in a bunker.
373
00:20:30,887 --> 00:20:32,737
It's the end of the war.
374
00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:40,245
Mein fuhrer.
375
00:20:42,747 --> 00:20:47,118
What you asked for.
376
00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:49,621
Very quick...
377
00:20:49,656 --> 00:20:53,375
and very painless,
mein fuhrer.
378
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:57,762
And we have
the gasoline outside
379
00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,882
for you and miss braun
380
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:04,019
when you finish.
381
00:21:47,812 --> 00:21:52,183
I wish... i wish i were back
where it all started.
382
00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:55,937
I wish i were
arthur castle again!
383
00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:05,947
What's the matter,
arthur?
384
00:22:05,982 --> 00:22:07,198
You look so funny.
385
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,450
What happened?
386
00:22:08,485 --> 00:22:12,837
I had a wish
fulfilled.
387
00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:16,591
Number four.
388
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:20,345
All the wishes ended
the same way-
389
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,465
in fragments,
little pieces.
390
00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,470
Funny thing, though.
391
00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:33,475
This place... this... this
place doesn't look half bad.
392
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:35,360
You all right?
393
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,228
Oh, i'm fine.
394
00:22:37,263 --> 00:22:40,365
Well, maybe we'll stop
wishing for a while.
395
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,485
And, since we obviously
can't afford
396
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,736
a brand-new life,
397
00:22:44,771 --> 00:22:47,238
suppose we give the
old one a paint job
398
00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:49,124
or something?
399
00:22:50,992 --> 00:22:55,380
I think that's
a very good idea.
400
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,882
What are you
laughing at?
401
00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,385
We came out of it
ahead anyway.
402
00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,261
Shouldn't be
a total loss.
403
00:23:40,175 --> 00:23:41,676
A word to the wise now
404
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,545
to the garbage collectors
of the world,
405
00:23:44,179 --> 00:23:46,047
to the curio seekers,
to the antique buffs,
406
00:23:46,681 --> 00:23:49,184
to everyone who would try
to coax out a miracle
407
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,052
from unlikely places.
408
00:23:56,941 --> 00:24:00,061
Check that bottle you're taking
back for a two-cent deposit.
409
00:24:00,096 --> 00:24:02,564
The genie you save
might be your own.
410
00:24:02,599 --> 00:24:05,700
Case in point,
mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
411
00:24:06,317 --> 00:24:08,203
fresh from
the briefest of trips
412
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,071
into the twilight zone.
413
00:24:14,743 --> 00:24:17,245
Rod serling,
creator of the twilight zone,
414
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,748
will tell you
about next week's story
415
00:24:19,783 --> 00:24:23,601
after this word
from our alternate sponsor.
416
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,704
And now, mr. Serling.
417
00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:29,824
Next week, we take you
into this 8x8 hotel room,
418
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:32,961
and we watch a penny-ante crook
make a decision.
419
00:24:32,996 --> 00:24:34,829
You better ask the room clerk
the number of this room,
420
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,714
and then come on up.
421
00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:40,468
Mr. Joe mantell is the nervous
man in the four dollar room.
422
00:24:40,503 --> 00:24:42,337
That'sthe twilight zone
next week,
423
00:24:42,372 --> 00:24:44,222
and we'll be waiting for you.
424
00:24:44,257 --> 00:24:46,091
Thank you and good night.
425
00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:32,937
Be sure and see
the colgate-palmolive company's
426
00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:35,440
new comedy show
my sister eileen
427
00:25:35,475 --> 00:25:38,560
wednesday night
on many of these same stations.
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