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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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I've decided to blow up Earth.
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If I answer one of these
"Impossible" prayers,
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you spare Earth.
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It's a bet.
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All we have to do is get
these two people to kiss.
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Sam?
Laura?
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Can I maybe get your number?Do you want to
hang out sometime?
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Both: Yes.
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Yes!
Yes!
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-Oh.
-So sorry.
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Who's this guy?
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I ran in here
to get out of the rain.
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Once we started talking,
the rain stopped.
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Maybe it's a sign.
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Maybe.
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You know,
one of my goals in life
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is to find, like,
my own type of berry.
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Like a new special type
of berry.
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What the hell is happening?
We have to stop this.
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Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.
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This is a brief conversation
with a stranger.
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Any second now,
she'll leave for work.
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I guess
I should leave for work.
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You know,
you could leave.
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For work.
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The endless routine.
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Or...
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Or what?
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We take our bikes.
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We ride.
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And just for today,
we grab life by the tail
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and live
like this is it.
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Okay.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no!
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Dope.
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Do you mind if I...
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What is this?
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This feeling between us?
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I-Is this real?
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What isthis?
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I don't know.
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I want to keep finding out.
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No! He must have had it
taken out already.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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He's unstoppable.Okay, we gotta
ruin this date.
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Rain them out!
On it.
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Woman:
Rain sequence initiated.
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I guess
we should leave.
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Ha ha!
Wait.
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Oh, shit.
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We made him hotter.
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You have opened me.
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You've made me new again.
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And, with your permission,
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I'd like for you
to kiss me.
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What the
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I'll get more coffees.
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I'm so wet.
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Okay. Let's see
what we're up against.
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Okay. Mason. 26.
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His personal website
describes him
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as a conceptual artist
and an ambassador for truth.
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What?
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He makes these.
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We're more connected
than ever...
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butare we?
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When's the last time
that you really connected?
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And not through your screen.
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But through your soul.
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Imagine a world where tweets
were for birds,
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the Web for a spider.
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Where we unplugged
from our phones
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and plugged into each other.
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What if it's here?
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What if it's now?
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The String Theory.
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Join the revolution at
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www.flashfundnow.com/
stringtheoryrevolutionwakeup.
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This is great.
Laura will lose interest
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the moment
she sees this bullshit.
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Right,
she's already seen it.
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Several times.
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Oh.
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I figured it out.
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She's watching it on mute.
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She's just attracted
to him.
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What about Sam?
Has he made any progress?
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This morning, he tried to text
Laura "hello" 16 times,
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but he couldn't work up
the nerve to press "send."
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And since then,
he has been attempting
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to put a fitted sheet
onto his mattress.
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Huh.
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I mean, to be fair,
those can be tricky.
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Okay, Sam doesn't have a chance
unless we ice this guy.
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Okay. I-I have never
"iced" anyone before.
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I'm not sure.
It sounds complicated.
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Craig, you've been
working here forever.
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No one knows this stuff
like you do.
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You can totally handle this.You really think so?
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Yeah, man.
You're the best.
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They say I'm the best.
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The greatest talent
to ever work in this department.
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And they're right.
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Oh. Hi, Craig.
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Hey, Sanjay.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, they're just doing
a little profile on me
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for "Gamechangers."
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"Gamechangers."
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Profiling the greatest
executives in the universe.
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Broadcasting weekly
to over 500 trillion viewers.
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A really important show.
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Never heard of it.I just, uh, wanted
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to show them
where I got my start.
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I can't believe
that guy used to work here.
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Yeah.
Was he any good?
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I mean, he was fine.
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All his miracles
were pretty forgettable.
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This week's game changer
is the mastermind
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behind planet Earth's
most popular miracles --
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Captain Sully,
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the 2000 NBA Slam Dunk Contest,
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and, of course, the Octomom.
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That woman was in danger.
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It's better to be cautious
than to be a showboating hack.
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I don't know.
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Seems pretty talented.
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He's all style,
no substance, okay?
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Trust me.
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What?
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Safety's on.Oh!
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Yes! I was checking
the safety, Sanjay!
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Shall we go back to work?
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And then, of course,
there's Apollo 13.
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Fun fact -- 13 is
actually my favorite number,
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so I was like, "I'm
definitely doing that one."
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Sanjay, you've told us
at some length
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about
your past achievements,
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but I'd love to know
what your current job entails.
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Well, as executive archangel,
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I work directly with God,
our C.E.O.
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What's that like?
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Every day is an intense
intellectual challenge.
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Here.
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Oh.
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Ah. Speaking of which,
duty calls.
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So, what's wrong
with the microwave?
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I'll tell you
what's wrong.
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Nobody told me that,
in order to work it,
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you have to have
a science degree.
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What?
Okay.
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All right, just pull it out
when you hear the ding.
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Easy peasy.
Great.
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Love you, buddy.
Okay.
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Love you.
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The adventure begins.
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Okay, so, I've got 15 ways
we can kill this Mason guy.
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One, we drop an anvil
on his head.
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Two, I found
this grand-piano factory
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on the ninth floor...I worry that murdering Mason
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might traumatize Laura.
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Their relationship
seems to be getting serious.
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They just met yesterday.
How serious can it be?
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Well...
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You are my soul.
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You're the purpose
of my heart.
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But there's something
you must know.
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What?
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The string revolution
is going global.
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Tonight, I fly to China.
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I'm going to tie a string
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to the iPhone manufacturing
plant in Zhengzhou
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and connect it
to the Songyue Pagoda
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on the summit
of the sacred Mount Song.
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It's about six weeks
of walking, at least.
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Oh.
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Craig: Good.
He's leaving.
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I guess I'll see you
when you're back?
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Guess again.
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What if it's now?
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Take this leap.
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Be my muse.
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Come to China.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay!
Okay, okay.
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Okay! Yeah, okay! Okay! Okay.
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Maybe it's time
to bring in reinforcements.
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Well, what do you mean?
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What? No!
No, absolutely not!
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We do not need him!
I can handle this!
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Safety.
Yes! Safety...is on.
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People say, "Sanjay,
you're a loose cannon."
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I'm a maverick.
A trailblazer.
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Here.
B-R-B.
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Sanjay, is there any way
that we could tag along?
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We could really use
some footage of you in action.
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Oh, no.
This is top-level stuff.
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"Need to know" only.
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So, what happened
to the pot pie?
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Buddy, let me tell you,
these pot pies,
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they aren't exactly what you
would call "user-friendly."
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I mean,
it started out fine.
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I heard the ding, popped open
the door. There's my pie.
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I figure at this point,
I'm in the clear.
Right.
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So I reach into
the microwave, grab the pie.
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And right away,
I knew something was wrong.
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Because this thing is hot!
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I'm talking, like, whoa!
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I mean,
now I'm running around,
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and this thing
is burning my hands.
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And -- And I'm shouting,
"Rosie, Rosie, get in here,"
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'cause, you know, I thought
she might know what to do.
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Mm.
So she comes in.
She's no help.
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She starts screaming,
"Well, drop it!
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Drop it! Why are you still
holding it?! Drop it!"
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And I'm like, "Drop it?
Are you crazy?"
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That's my lunch.
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Well, anyway, the point is,
these paws are outta commish.
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So I'm gonna need you
to make me a new pot pie
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and then feed it to me
one bite at a time,
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like I'm a little baby.
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You could have
another pot pie.
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Or you could try
these cold-pressed juices.
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Yeah.
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Juice for lunch?
Uh-huh.
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That is a wild idea, man.
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All right.
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Thanks, buddy!
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Love you.
Okay.
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Laura can't kiss Sam if she's
on a six-week trip to China.
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We need to bring in
Sanjay.
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No, we don't, because
I have just handled it.
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What?
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Yeah. The trip is off.
Look.
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Man: In international news,
China's Zhengzhou Airport,
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celebrated for
its architectural beauty
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and pristine runways,
has been destroyed in a flood
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that scientists say
should have been impossible.
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I worry this newsroom
will experience
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a flood of its own tonight.
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I'm referring, of course,
to a flood of my own tears.
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Whoa! Great job.
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"All flights
canceled indefinitely."
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Oh.
That's too bad.
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I was really looking forward
to going with you.
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And I, with you.
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But unfortunately, for now,
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the String Theory must remain
a string hypothesis.
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-Nice.
-Yes.
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Problem solved.
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Sanjay, we just need one shot
of you doing something,
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anything,
related to your work.
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Here.
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I'll be right back.
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What's wrong? You --
You didn't like the juices?
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No, I-I loved the juices.
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But, buddy, they sure rocked
my tum-tum good.
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00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,862
You know that scene
in "Titanic"
261
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,380
when all the people
are trying to get out
262
00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,037
and there's just
one tiny little gate
263
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:00,487
just holding them all back?
264
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:02,351
That gate is about to go,
265
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:04,871
and I'm going to need
all hands on deck.
266
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:07,839
Oh, no.
267
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:10,186
I know you're not looking
forward to this experience,
268
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,394
and, well, neither am I.
269
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,224
But believe it or not,
there's a --
270
00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:14,466
there's a lesson here.
271
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,883
That lesson is...
272
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,230
Oh. Oh, buddy,
we gotta get in there.
273
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,472
Wait,
what about the lesson?
274
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:21,888
Oh, there's no time
for that.
275
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,406
The train
is leaving the station,
276
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:25,167
and, baby,
it's an express.
277
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,996
I love you, buddy!
278
00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,101
Okay, yes, yes, yes.
279
00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:31,069
It looks like Mason
is leaving Laura's apartment.
280
00:11:34,107 --> 00:11:35,729
What's wrong?
281
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:39,906
I'm just trying to figure out
where I'm going to stay.
282
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:40,872
What do you mean?
283
00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:43,254
In anticipation for my trip
to Zhengzhou,
284
00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:44,980
I gave up my apartment
285
00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:48,500
and put all my earthly
possessions in storage.
286
00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:51,089
So now
I'm a man without a home.
287
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:53,436
I'm a homeless man.
288
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:58,545
Well, I guess you could stay
here for a little bit.
289
00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:01,099
Laura, oh, God!
Thank you!
290
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,067
Wow, thank you.
291
00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:04,344
This is crazy.
292
00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:05,759
If the trip to China
hadn't been ruined,
293
00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,796
you would have never
asked me to move in.
294
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,351
Feels like
divine intervention.
295
00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:14,216
Thank you.
296
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,115
I'm getting Sanjay.
297
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,427
What? No!
No, no, no, no!
298
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:19,428
We -- We can think
of something else --
299
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,017
a breeze or something
involving a -- a...
300
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,121
Yeah, a breeze!
301
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:30,197
Sorry, guys. Just had some
executive, you know, work.
302
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,304
Craig:
Slow down, please.
303
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:35,927
Eliza, how can I convince you
that this is not a good idea?
304
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,791
Hey!
So sorry.
305
00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,898
Let's just print
this snowflake twice.
306
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,141
Two can be the same.
307
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,902
Who's gonna notice, Todd?
308
00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,145
Sanjay, we need
some footage that we can use.
309
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,422
This is "Gamechangers."
310
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:50,286
We have to see you
changing the game.
311
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:51,425
Right.
312
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,496
Okay.
Go ahead. Ask him.
313
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,222
Oh, hang on.
Why do I have to ask him?
314
00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,121
You know him better.
315
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,467
Come on.
316
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,814
Hi, uh, Sanjay.
317
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:03,230
Sorry. Uh, could you help us
with something?
318
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,233
Hey, Craig!
319
00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,580
Oh.
320
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:09,443
Oh.
321
00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,894
This happens constantly.
322
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,103
A lower-level employee
has, uh, some problem
323
00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:17,589
that's beyond his skill set,
so he comes to me. Yeah.
324
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:22,525
Um, like a student to a teacher,
or a child to a man.
325
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,356
So, what do you need,
Craig?
326
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,359
Your help with something.
327
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:31,569
Would you say you need to me
to change your game?
328
00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:34,330
Yeah.
329
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:36,367
Yes, Sanjay, please.
330
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,093
Please change my game.
331
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,854
Whoops. We had
a little sound issue.
332
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,856
Craig, could you say that again,
much louder?
333
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:46,446
Yeah, Sanjay,
please change my game.
334
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,138
Sure thing, little buddy.
335
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:51,209
-I think we got it.
336
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,211
Eliza: Thank you so much
for bailing us out, Sanjay.
337
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:54,557
Can you come right now?
338
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,043
Sanjay: Uh, sure.
I don't see why not.
339
00:13:57,077 --> 00:14:00,046
Sanjay, he says, "Another train
is leaving the station,
340
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,151
and, baby,
it's a bullet train.
341
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:04,878
The midnight
Tokyo to Osaka express."
342
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:08,399
"The conductor's
hopped up on greenies,
343
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,676
and his pedal's
to the metal.
344
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,230
He's got a need for speed.Oh. Oh.
345
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:15,061
The train is literally shooting
out of the tunnel right now.
346
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:18,167
Oh, mama.
Please come immediately."
347
00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:19,997
I'll be down in five.
348
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,492
God: Can't tell
if we're through this
349
00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:34,183
or just in the eye
of the storm.
350
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:36,323
It was the eye.
It was the eye.
351
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,197
Sanjay! Sanjay, wait!
352
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,923
Great job, dude.
353
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,960
You got rid
of the one guy we needed.
354
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:56,033
Sanjay, call Al Roker.
355
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,621
This storm's
gonna need a name.
356
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:09,356
-Hey, Sanjay.
-Hi, Craig.
357
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:10,702
Uh, good one.
358
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,221
You -- You got me.
That was...
359
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:14,016
I loved it.
360
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:16,294
I...
361
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:20,402
I-I am...really sorry
that I just did that.
362
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:23,612
Why? No, you showed
everyone the truth.
363
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,200
Yeah, I'm pathetic.
364
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,236
I don't do anything.
365
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:30,964
Well, maybe not up here.
366
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,967
But come on. Down in Prayers,
you were the best.
367
00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,486
Everyone thinks so.
368
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,143
Not you.
369
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,041
No, you think
I'm a showboating hack.
370
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,560
No.
No, you said it.
I heard you.
371
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:41,733
You said
"showboating hack."
372
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,150
Yes, because I was jealous.
373
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:46,221
And you might be a showboat,
374
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:49,189
but you are
definitely not a hack.
375
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:55,609
And we really,
really need you.
376
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,439
Will you still help us?
377
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:02,409
Do my eyes look puffy?
378
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,342
Uh, no.
No, not at all.
379
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,172
Be honest.No, no, you look great.
380
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,621
-Doesn't he look great?
-He looks great.
381
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,658
You look great.
382
00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,556
Yeah, I'll help you.
383
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,456
Sanjay: All right.
Give me something on this guy.
384
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,078
What does he do for a living?
385
00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:18,011
He's a professional thought
leader and brand disrupter.
386
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,117
Those aren't real jobs.
387
00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:22,291
He must be rich.
What do his parents do?
388
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:24,535
Oh! Holy shit!
389
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,537
His dad
owns Royal Britannia Oil.
390
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,816
Time to change the game.
391
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,096
Okay. I've rerouted
the oil tanker.
392
00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:36,167
Perfect. Crash it into that
deep-sea drill and light it up.
393
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,137
I can't get any closer.We're gonna lose our window!
394
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,310
Uh...
I'll send a tidal wave.
395
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,553
No, that'll capsize it!
396
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,106
What about, uh,
just a -- a breeze?
397
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,314
Great idea.
Yes.
398
00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:47,489
Yeah? Okay.
Let's see what we have.
399
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,180
Both: Safety.
400
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,216
Yes. Thank you.
401
00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:53,426
Woman:
Breeze sequence initiated.
402
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,636
Hey, hey! The world weeps today
403
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,845
in the wake
of a massive oil spill
404
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,744
just one mile from the
cherished Galápagos Islands.
405
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:05,403
The images of sea turtles
caked in oil, gasping for air,
406
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,578
will not soon leave
my nightmares.
407
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,855
Meanwhile, the company
at fault --
408
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,753
Royal Britannia Oil --
409
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:14,067
is in financial free fall
as their stock price plummets.
410
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:16,759
Okay! So, we have caused
a gigantic oil spill,
411
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,521
and Mason's dad's
company's is ruined.
412
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:20,591
Now what?
413
00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:23,835
You'll see.
414
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,734
I mean, not to be rude,
but I'll probably make a lot
415
00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,494
of changes around the house.Man: Hey, sir.
416
00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,393
I'm sorry, but your --
your card was declined.
417
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,773
Okay, what?
418
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,844
Oh.
Oh, boy.
419
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,502
Daddy, what the "F"?!
420
00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:39,092
Why did you cancel
my credit card?!
421
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,439
Oh, co-- Oil spill?
422
00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:44,201
Oh, oil spill.
So what, bitch?
423
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:46,755
Look, look, look, look.
424
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:52,381
I need $7,000 right now!
425
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:55,902
Dad, please.
I said "pl--" I said "please"!
426
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:58,180
This is my allowance.
427
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,563
Together: Yes!
428
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,254
-Yes! Ooh, what a meltdown!
-Yes!
429
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:05,567
I almost feel bad for him.Wow.
430
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,810
You know, uh,
sometimes a little humility
431
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,605
can be good for someone.
432
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,780
Maybe he'll learn something.
433
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:14,162
Or maybe not. Whatever.
Ah.
434
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,648
Put Mom on, you bitch!
435
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:39,773
I mean, it comes off one --
It's on one side,
436
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:40,774
and then
it comes off the other side.
437
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:42,638
Those can be tricky.
438
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:43,915
Okay, let's just try it again,
439
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,917
but be a little bit more
methodical this time.
440
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:51,268
Uh, Nana, I-I'm so sorry.
441
00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:52,648
I'm gonna have
to call you back, okay?
442
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,409
Okay.
Love you.
443
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:55,410
Love you.
444
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,527
Yes. Mm!
Yes!
445
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:11,322
Back on track!
446
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:12,841
Thanks again for your help,
Sanjay.
447
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,429
Yes. It is too bad
you can't stick around.
448
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,706
Hmm.
449
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,433
Maybe I will.
What?
450
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:22,954
It feels so good to actually
do something for a change.
451
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,956
This is where I belong.
452
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,613
Awesome!Doesn't God need you for --
453
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,959
Unh-unh.
454
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:29,375
Okay. We got a lot
of work ahead of us.
455
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,446
Oh, maybe we should make
some coffee.
456
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,482
Mm, good call. Craig, would you
mind making us some coffee?
457
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,897
Oh. Uh...
458
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,727
of course. Yes.
459
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:37,866
Uh, I'll be right back.
460
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,488
Thank you.Thank you.
461
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:40,869
Okay.
462
00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:42,457
Okay.
Oh, he's sending a meme.
463
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,804
Don't, Sam. Don't!No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
464
00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:46,461
Cancel, cancel.
465
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,842
Sometimes life
doesn't always go your way.
466
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,741
Some things you can't control.
467
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,915
So control what you can.
468
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,815
Dance your dance,
sing your song,
469
00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:57,713
and cherish the small things.
470
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,233
Because this moment...
471
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:02,028
it's already passed.
472
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,719
But here's another one.
473
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,307
And another one.
474
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,999
So seize it. Live it.
475
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:11,658
'Cause what
if it really is...now?
476
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,004
The String Theory.
477
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,765
Join the revolution at
www.flashfund...
478
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,664
Finally.
Someone gets it.
479
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,874
Sanjay!
480
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,843
You gotta see this!
481
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,603
Sanjay?
482
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:28,365
Rosie?
483
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:29,987
Someone gets it!
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