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Woman: The largest ice sheet
in the Northern Hemisphere
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is simply melting away.
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Man: The five-alarm forest fire
rages on.
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A Florida man on bath salts
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has eaten a woman's face.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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Man #2: And Buzz Dougan
has shocked the world!
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Buzz: I got to give thanks
to my crew and to my sponsors,
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but mostly, I want
to give thanks to the Lord
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for the victory. And I just got to say praise God.
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise --
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God?
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Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie!
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I was just, uh,
working on fixing, uh,
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the problems
down -- down on Earth.
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It's time
for your 1:00 meeting.
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Oh, fantasy-football draft?
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You were going to reveal
your plan to end all pain.
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Oh. That was today?
I...
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Uh, yeah, I've been working
on that all quarter.
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You know, just crunching
numbers and --
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Okay, you heard him!
He's very busy.
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He doesn't have time
for this.
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Come on! Chop-chop!
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People talk every day about
how the world is screwed up,
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but...man, I say we're blessed.
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Great things happen every day.
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Great things!
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Whoo!
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And that, of course, was
Buzz Dougan's final interview
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before his horrific explosion
at Daytona.
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He is dead.
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Come on! Next up, the polar ice caps
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are melting at a historic rate.
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Scientists
really cannot believe
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what is happening
to our Mother Earth.
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Hoochie mama.
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Man on P.A.:
Attention Heaven Inc --
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Morning shift starts now.
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More budget cuts.
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And in this next constellation,
as you can see,
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if you connect all of the dots,
you get...
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a bear!
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What?
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He's the VP's nephew.
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Oh.
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A really big bear!
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Gail:
Okay, Eliza Hunter.
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So, you've applied
for a transfer.
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What is wrong with the...
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Department of Dirt?Oh, nothing.
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It has been
a really rewarding experience
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making millions of tiny
dirt clumps and wetting them,
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drying them,
watching them blow away,
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but I think
I might be ready
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for a little more
responsibility.
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Why is that?
The Department of Dirt
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is one of the most stable jobs
we've got here.
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Mark worked in the Department
of Dirt for 80,000 years.
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Got his pension, has a
very nice condo, and he's happy.
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I know.
I'm really happy for Mark.
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I just...
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I just feel like there's a lot
of big problems down on Earth,
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and I want to do more
to help.
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Eliza,
I know you're new here,
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but there's something
you've got to understand.
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It's way too late
to fix Earth.
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It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore.
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It's not 20 jacked naked people
and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs
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gettin' nasty in
some sick-ass cave somewhere.
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I don't -- I don't think
that's how that was.
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My point is,
you can't fix Earth.
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Not if you don't give me
a shot.
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Okay. Fine.
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I will transfer you to the
Department of Answered Prayers.
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Wait, there's a department
that answers prayers?
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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I can't wait to see it.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Dividing all that...
Hello?
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Aah!
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
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Hey, it's cool.
I'm cool.
Oh.
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They just transferred me
from Dirt.
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I'm Eliza.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
Oh, well, welcome!
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Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm
so sorry for screaming at you.
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I've been alone for years.
And I wasn't expecting anyone.
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It's all good.
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It is a little dark
in here, huh?
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I-I-I don't know.
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Woman: Lights are on.
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All right, so, which prayer
do we answer first?
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Saving a life,
curing a disease..?
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You have arrived
at a great moment.
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This one is set
to be a nail-biter.
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All right.
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Please let me find
my car keys.
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Keys.
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Okay, yeah,
guess we gotta get
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this little one
out of the way.
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Let's zap her the keys.Oh, no.
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We can't break
the laws of physics.
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No zapping. No flying.
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Nothing they're gonna notice.
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So how do
we answer prayers?
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Discreet, natural phenomena.
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Ha ha ha.
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Sneaky, sneaky.
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Teasing me
from beneath the snow.
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Ah, but you can't hide
from Papa.
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No, Papa sees you.
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And Papa is coming for you.
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Woman:
One snowflake melted.
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Two snowflakes melted.
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I'm sorry. How much longer
is this gonna --
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900,317 snowflakes melted.
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Woman #2: My keys!Woman #1: Prayer complete.
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Okay, okay. So, now we move
onto something bigger...?
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Well, no, no, no.
We're not done yet.
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Here's something fun.
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And you can put it
on the wall.
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Uh, let's see.
We've got lost keys...
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lost keys...lost keys.
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A lot of lost keys
this month.
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Ah! I found a good one.
What?
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Let's see.
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Okay, let's get started.
Um...
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Oh, uh, I'll handle this.
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Wha--
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Whoa!
You're just gonna let
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those wolves
go to town on that guy?
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I find it's best
to stick with the small ones.
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But don't worry. "Impossibles"
go all the way to the top.
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And so, if anyone
can handle them, he can.
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Oh, okay.
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Ahh!
Jordan!
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Damn it!
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God, I know it's been
a rough few thousand years,
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but I think you're being
too hard on yourself.
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You know, you've still got
a lot of fans down there.
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Not like before.
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Do you know
how long it's been
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since someone sacrificed
a ram to me?
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I thought
that grossed you out.
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You know, it did.
But at the same time,
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there was
something nice about it.
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I mean, it made me
feel like, you know,
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hey, I'm doing all right.
Mm.
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Now sometimes I just
feel like packing it all in
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and moving on
to the next thing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Let's, uh -- Let's not do
anything drastic, you know?
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Let's give it a beat.
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Things will improve.
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They better.
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Impossible.
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Impossible.
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Oh! Incoming!
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Woman:
2 million prayers received.
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This department seems
wildly understaffed!
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It was designed to accommodate
a much smaller Earth population.
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No one ever imagined the planet
was gonna get this crowded.
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There's no way we can answer
all of those.
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I generally try and shoot
for three, four a day.
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Although, now that
I've got you, a teammate,
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there's no telling
what we can do.
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I'm thinking five...
six...
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Maybe as many as six!
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Craig: Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh!
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Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Hyah! Ha!
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Oh!
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Woman:
Rain sequence initiated.
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Yes!
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Woman: Prayer complete.
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No!
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What happened?
What did you do?
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Is that a good alarm?
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Wails of grief intermingle
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with the shrieking
of the death winds
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as the typhoon rages on,
taking the lives,
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and dignity, of thousands.
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There's gotta be something
we can do.
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-I mean, you can press F7.
-Does that stop typhoons?
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No, it turns the sound off.
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...this is horrible -- Woman: Mute.
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-Oh.
-Overflow. Overflow.
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Don't beat yourself up.
Hey, it's your first day.
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We all make mistakes.
Oh, here's something fun --
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Related prayers
all come out together bundled.
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It's a way to speed --What do they say?!
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Oh, well, yeah, you know...
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"Please save me,"
"Please save me,"
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"Save me,"
"Please save me."
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"Please kill me."
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That's pretty chilling.
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Come on, we gotta
get these up there!
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Oh, n-- Don't. Okay. Prayer jam.
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Maybe if I can unclog
the tube...
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Ooh. Missing glove!
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Uh, where are you going?
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To fix this.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life.
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If only everything worked
as good as you.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I told her you were busy.
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It's all good.
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Hey.
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God.
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Hi. Hi.
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Eliza.
What's up?
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Okay, there is
a crazy typhoon happening,
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and it's killing
lots of people.
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Can you help?
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I don't want to sound cynical,
but what's the point?
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Uh, the point is,
you're God.
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You made Earth, okay?
It is yours.
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And right now, it is
in big, big trouble.
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It is a mess!
People are dying!
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And you -- you are
the only one that can fix it.
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Please, you have got
to do something.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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I've been here
10,000 years.
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He's never addressed
the whole company before.
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Hi.
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Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
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Is that God?
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Um...
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Can they hear me?Yeah. Just lean in.
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Yeah. Um...
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so, I've decided
to blow up Earth.
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And, uh...
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I guess that's it.
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All right.
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So, uh, just to be
totally clear...
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you want to destroy the entire
world and kill everyone?
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Yeah. But that's not why
I brought you in here.
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We have something bigger
to discuss --
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my next thing.
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I bet you a hundo
you can't guess what it is.
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Is it a new planet?
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You owe me a hundo!
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This here is a restaurant.
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What?I call it...Lazy Susan's.
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Okay, what two things
do people love the most?
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Uh...
Great food.
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And lazy rivers.
Right?
258
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:42,736
Here's how it works.
259
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:46,119
The outside
is a lazy river.
260
00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:48,846
And the middle part here
is an island that has, you know,
261
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,952
like, all these great chefs
making all kinds of food.
262
00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:54,817
Now, you, you're
floating around with, uh,
263
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,924
some sort
of a claw-type device, right?
264
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,753
And when you see
a food you like,
265
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,479
you just reach out
with your claw,
266
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,171
and you grab it
with your claw.
267
00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,070
Couple of questions.
Shoot.
268
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:10,350
If you're blowing up the Earth,
where will the restaurant be?
269
00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:12,973
Space?
Somewhere in space?
270
00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,457
I don't know.
That's yourdepartment.
271
00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,459
Oh. I'm involved.
272
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:19,152
We are
really doing something.
273
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:22,086
Something amazing.
274
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,122
I love you, buddy.
275
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:26,884
I love you.
276
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,541
Man on P.A.: Reminder --
All departments are responsible
277
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:32,096
for the disposal
of their assets.
278
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,996
All right, that's your
severance package.
279
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,480
You get two weeks
of health coverage
280
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,585
for every thousand years
of service.
281
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,346
This is horrible.You'll land on your feet.
282
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,521
There are other galaxies
out there and other jobs.
283
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:19,868
If you want,
I can put a referral in
284
00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:21,145
for you
at the Borgon Nebula.
285
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,906
W-Would I be answering
prayers there?
286
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:26,012
Well, there's no life-forms
there, so, no.
287
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,565
You'd mainly be
swirling debris.
288
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,532
Right? And does the debris
ever dance?
289
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,913
What?
290
00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:32,639
Say the debris
had lost an object,
291
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,261
and then that object
were found for it,
292
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,229
would the debris be like...
293
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,647
Craig, look, this is
a good opportunity for you.
294
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,545
You have been working
for centuries.
295
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,340
So just take a break.
296
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,376
Hang out
with your friends.
297
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,067
Yes. My friends.
298
00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,551
You know, you don't even need
to stick around today.
299
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,208
Skip out early.
300
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,554
Go get a burger
with your buddies.
301
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,246
Mm. Burgers.
302
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,420
Speaking of, looks like
happy hour's starting early.
303
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,045
Wait for me, ya dickheads!
304
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:10,642
And I already have
a prototype for the claw.
305
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,921
Bet you a hundo I can pick up
a single peanut.
306
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,995
Damn it!
It was working good before.
307
00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:19,030
Yeah, it's a great idea
for a restaurant.
308
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:22,551
But you know what else was
a really great idea?
309
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,587
Earth.
Nah.
310
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,451
Come on, you said it yourself --
It's a mess.
311
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,246
I mean, look
at all those prayers.
312
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:30,559
They're impossible.
313
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,009
Maybe I can -- I can help.
314
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,908
You couldn't answer
a single one of those.
315
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:39,982
You wanna make a bet?
316
00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:42,226
A bet?
317
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,468
You hear that, Sanjay?
318
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,332
A bet.
319
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,989
Interesting.
320
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:48,439
You thinking a hundo?
Mm...
321
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:51,131
I was thinking something
a little higher-stakes.
322
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,684
Ohh! A thouso?
323
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:56,930
Bigger.
324
00:14:56,965 --> 00:15:00,278
If I answer one of these
"Impossible" prayers,
325
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,970
you spare Earth.
326
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:05,456
A-All right.
All right.
327
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:08,148
But. If you fail --
328
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:09,287
The Earth explodes.
329
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,496
Yeah, but, also...
330
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:15,362
you have to eat a worm.
331
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,192
Alive.
The whole thing.
332
00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,642
The head and the butt.
In front of everyone.
333
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:20,643
And you have to act
like you like it.
334
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,645
You have to go, "Mmm.
Oh-ho!
335
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,096
Mmm. Yum.
I like worms."
336
00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:27,029
Hey!
337
00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:28,375
Did you hear that, Sanjay?
Isn't that great?
338
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,999
Very funny.
339
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,483
All right.
Good luck.
340
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,453
How long do I have?
341
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,524
Two weeks.
How about a month?
342
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,768
Two weeks!
343
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,701
Oh.
344
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,187
Woman:
Prayer 98% complete.
345
00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:49,707
Great news!
I figured it out.
346
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,985
Please not now.Listen, I made a bet with God,
347
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,642
and all we have to do
to save the world
348
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:54,643
is answer one of these --
349
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,231
Please just leave me alone.
350
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,335
Craig, this is a big deal!
351
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,681
Come on!
Oh!
352
00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:01,512
Oh! Minor earthquake.
353
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:02,754
That was hours of work.
354
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:04,653
So what?
It's just a missing glove.
355
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,517
Who cares about gloves?
I do!
356
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:07,656
I care about gloves!
357
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:10,383
I care about gloves!
358
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,694
No, look, I know.
359
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,800
You think
what I do is small
360
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,561
and stupid
and insignificant.
361
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,218
But it is my life.
362
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:20,807
I-I don't have
anything else.
363
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,395
All right,
the rest of you are fine.
364
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,156
You just go around.
"Oh, let's go grab a burger.
365
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:27,227
Let's all socialize,
get burgers together.
366
00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,712
Let's go to a party
and have...
367
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:30,817
burgers,"
or however it goes --
368
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:34,372
I don't know how it goes.
Maybe I will never know.
369
00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:37,065
But I knew about my job.
370
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:39,757
I was good at that,
at least.
371
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,552
And you've taken that away
from me.
372
00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:12,721
Please.
I really need my glove.
373
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:25,389
Oh, good.
You're here.
374
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,631
Why?
What have you done now?
375
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,392
Oh, I just, uh --
376
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:31,050
I wanted to make sure
you got the last leaf.
377
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,816
Ah! My glove!
378
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,232
Woman: Prayer complete.
379
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,649
Well, no,
you should stamp it.
380
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:46,824
You sure?
Absolutely.
381
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,446
It was a team effort.
382
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:57,490
Time to kill.
383
00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,181
-F7?
-Yeah, F7.
384
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,389
Whoo!Woman: Mute.
385
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,709
That's a lot to go through.
386
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:11,573
We should
probably get started.
387
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,579
Maybe we can do it
over burgers?
388
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,477
Burgers?
389
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,721
"Please save
the rainforest."
390
00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:24,689
Impossible.
"Please stop all wars." No.
391
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,175
"Please make everyone
just chill out on Twitter."
392
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,866
"Wi-Fi."
"Wi-Fi."
393
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,523
"Airport Wi-Fi."
"Wi-Fi."
394
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,318
"Wi-Fi."
395
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:36,391
Craig, come on!
396
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,843
Craig, leave 'em!
397
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,812
Uh, it was really nice
meeting you.
398
00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:47,574
You too.
399
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:55,789
Please, if anybody
is listening...
400
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,653
I really like this girl.
401
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,552
Just please make this happen.
402
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,761
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
403
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,763
Okay, love prayers never work,
all right?
404
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,523
There's --
There's too many variables.
405
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,767
So, that girl he likes
could be uninterested in him,
406
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,734
or she could be in love
with somebody else.
407
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:12,185
But check it out.
408
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,222
Related prayer.
409
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:26,406
Please, if you're listening...
410
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:30,238
I really like this guy.
411
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:31,446
Please make this happen.
412
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,279
This could work.
413
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:42,560
I don't know.
These prayers seem kinda vague.
414
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,631
I mean, "make it happen"?
415
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,288
Like, what does that
even mean?
416
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:47,979
Uh, it just means they want
to become a couple.
417
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,913
Yeah, but at what point
do two people "become a couple"?
418
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,915
How about we'll say the prayer
has been answered
419
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,572
if they go out
on a date?
420
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,229
Yeah, I don't know.
421
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:59,267
I think they really have to,
like, you know, "do it."
422
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,578
Right?
Two dates.
423
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:01,752
And they hold hands.
424
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:02,994
I think
it needs to be full sex.
425
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:05,411
-How about a kiss?
-Ooh, a kiss!
426
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,655
Romantic. Ha.
Little Casanova over here.
427
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,485
I like it.
428
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,038
Rosie? Bring it in.
429
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,394
Woman: Earth destruction
in two weeks.
430
00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:24,775
All right, wait a minute.
431
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:27,467
Eliza, are you sure
you want this prayer?
432
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:30,746
'Cause once Rosie closes up
that world-explody thing,
433
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:33,301
there's no turning back.
434
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:37,443
I don't want you crying when
everybody starts calling you
435
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,652
"Worm Breath."
436
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,654
-What?
-I'm sure.
437
00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,518
All right.
It's a bet.
438
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,314
Bet is made.
439
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:53,597
You just picked
the hardest prayer in the box!
440
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,977
Uh...n--
441
00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,014
It doesn't seem that hard.
442
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,810
I mean, these two people,
they really like each other.
443
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,639
They -- They get along,
they're...
444
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,848
they have fun together, they're
in close physical proximity.
445
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,609
I mean, it should be simple.
446
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,058
Right, Craig?
447
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:08,474
Right. Yes.
448
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:09,820
Uh, should be simple.
449
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:12,098
Hey, you shaved.Did I?
450
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,927
Yes, I did.
451
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:16,344
You ready?Let's do it.
452
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,762
No, sir,
love ain't easy.
453
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,869
She is gonna eat that worm.
454
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,979
Man: Police say the "shotgun
killer" is still at large.
455
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:32,877
Not a single fingerprint
was found,
456
00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:34,362
leading investigators
to conclude
457
00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:36,433
that the killer
must have been wearing
458
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,538
what could have
only been two gloves.
459
00:21:38,573 --> 00:21:39,815
Both: F7.
460
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:40,954
Woman: Mute.
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