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Don't be a goddamn cowboy
when we go in there.
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We go In, we get the shit,
we get out, okay?
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I won't be a fucking cowboy.
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Casper...
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...I love you.
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Hey, uh, sir'?
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You have to pay for that stuff! Hey!
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- Run.
- Hey, hey, stop!
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Stop those guys! Security! Security!
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Hey, grab yourself a churro.
Ha, ha, ha!
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FUCK you!
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Hey!
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Stop it!
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Suck my dick, skinny.
Ha-ha-ha!
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Hello. Room service. I'm a Chinese man.
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Oh. Psych. That wasn't funny, Chang.
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What are you doing, Kenny?
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Andrea, I'm at a very important
point in my life right now.
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At a crossroads, if you will.
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Now that Shane is dead,
it's time, indeed...
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...that we all move on
to the next phase of our lives.
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Adulthood. We're not kids anymore.
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- We're in college now.
- Okay.
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I want to make amends with you.
Will you come here for one second?
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It's okay. I'm a grown-up now.
I want to make amends to you.
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I know that I hurt your feelings with some
insensitive jokes about Shane and...
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Why don't you stand
on this side of me, real quick?
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What I did to Kate earlier...
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...when I brought Shane's
twin brother here...
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...that wasn't a nice thing to do.
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No, It wasn't. Kate, I'm really sorry
for what I did to you...
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...and how I upset you
and gave you an asthma attack.
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Thank you.
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And I'm also sorry
for positioning you right here...
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...to be the punch line of my T-shirt.
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That's not funny, okay?
Nobody laugh at this.
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Chang, it's not fucking funny.
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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It's time we grow up, okay?
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- It's time we grow up.
- Yeah.
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Don't laugh. It's not funny.
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Still follows her. Andrea.
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I think it's time you finally meet my son.
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When am I gonna meet him?
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Right fucking now.
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- He's here?
- Oh, yeah. He's fight--
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He's... Toby?
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Toby.
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey, where you going?
Where you going?
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Toby, I'd like you to meet
your new mother figure, Andrea.
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Andrea, this is Toby.
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He's a fucking baby. And he's my son.
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Come here, take him.
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Go and take him.
Babies are made chubby...
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...so if you drop them when they're little,
they don't break.
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- Hey, baby dude.
- Look at us, huh?
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Two mature adults, guys.
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With a goddamn baby.
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Hey. What's up, players?
Anybody sitting in this chair?
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- Yeah, Corey just left--
- He just walked--
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Oh, Corey'? Well, Corey's gonna
nave to find a new seat. Ha, ha.
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Know what I'm saying?
Because I'm taking his shit.
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Yeah, I fucking love Chick-fil-A.
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What's shaking? How's everybody?
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- Good, man.
- Yeah?
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Mustache's looking tight, Pliskin.
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Looking good.
I wanted to tip my Mermen boys...
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...off to the situation
for the Fourth of July.
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Looks like your favorite
star player-slash-team leader...
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...is hosting the biggest, baddest,
most patriotic throwdown in town.
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All of Myrtle Beach elite is gonna be there,
and guess what.
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All you motherfuckers are invited.
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Except for Ivan. Because he's Russian.
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Why invite him to America's birthday?
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It's like inviting a Jew to Christmas.
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You don't believe;
you don't get fucking presents.
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No, that's actually cool.
Ivan's got his own thing going on, right?
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- Yeah, no, it's no big deal.
- What are you doing? Tell him.
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No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
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Oh, please, Ivan, lift the Iron Curtain
and let me in on your secret.
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- Like I give a shit.
- Well, Club Celebrations is paying Ivan...
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...to DJ this Fourth of July party.
It's supposed to be insane.
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- Club Celebrations?
- Yes.
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- On the Fourth of July;
- Cash money, bro.
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Why the fuck would they do that?
You're Russian.
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Why would they get a Russian person
to host a goddamn party...
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...on our nation's birthday?
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Because I'm top DJ?
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"Top DJ?"
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Ha, ha, ha. This fucking guy, right?
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No, I think this dude's about to find out
that Americans on the Fourth of July...
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...do not want to be stuffed into a club...
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...raving out to the sounds
of goddamn DJ Communism.
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- DJ Blu-ray.
- Yeah, and I'm Lenny Laser Discs.
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- It doesn't really fucking matter, okay?
- You know, we have saying in Russia:
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"The wolf pack,
the alpha thinks he is the alpha...
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...but sometimes he is actually the zeta."
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Well, sometimes in a pack of wolves,
there's sometimes a Russian.
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And that when the wolves
find out that he's Russian...
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...they tear his fucking ass apart.
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Pull it in here, Mermen.
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That's right. Nope, nope. That's right.
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Boom.
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Position confirmed. Team leader still.
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Is this the home of the mighty Mermen?
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Where my son
is the goddamn star player for?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Well, I thought you...
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You'd be a little happy to see me
and your brother. Go on.
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- Don't come over here and touch-
- Get over there. Hug him up.
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- God, get the fuck off of me. Gross.
- Hey, hey, hey, settle down, settle down.
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Hairy, disgusting thing.
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We're passing through
on a little business...
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wand we thought maybe
we could catch up.
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I'm not interested in catching up
with backstabbers and betrayers.
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- So have a nice trip.
- I'm gonna shoot you straight.
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Since the last time I saw you,
shit ain't been going so not.
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Been some dark months.
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- Good.
- I had to ask myself...
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...when did It all get so fucked up?
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And I traced it all the way back
to when I walked out on your mom.
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I'm hereto win her back.
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Heh, heh. Win her back?
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Well, we ain't been so good
about keeping up over the years.
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And I've misplaced her mailing address.
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Maybe you can give it to me?
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You have lost your fucking mind.
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I don't see you for 27 years,
Tn Mexico you had me thrown in jail...
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...now you come back, you want me
to help you fuck my mom?
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That's all I'm asking.
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Come on, Kenny.
Everybody deserves a second chance.
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Yeah, except for you
and that baby gorilla over there.
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As far as I'm concerned...
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...both of you can KOA
the fucking night away in that RV.
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I ain't helping you.
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This venue is fucking fantastic.
This is great.
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We'll put the nitrous station here.
We'll throw the stage there.
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We're gonna need a nice area
to display the prostitutes.
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- You writing all this stuff down, Steven?
- What?
140
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- Are you writing this down?
- Oh, uh...
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Sorry, my head's elsewhere, I guess.
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Would you excuse us for one moment?
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Steven. Dude. I need you
to fucking focus, all right?
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This Russian's trying to "ur-sup" me
as the goddamn team leader.
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If that shit happens,
I can kiss the majors goodbye, okay?
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This is when you give me
positive reinforcement.
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What the fuck is going
on with you, Stevie?
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I fucking did it.
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- What'd you do, murder somebody?
- I fucking cheated on Maria.
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What? How the fuck did you do that?
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Since I came here, all I wanted to do
was stick my dick in different pussies.
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Then the moment I did,
I get fucking guilt-ridden...
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- ...and I feel terrible.
- Of course you do...
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"because you're not someone
who's out out to cheat.
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You're not emotionally equipped.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
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- I fucking cheated on her!
- Stevie, stop it, get ahold of yourself, okay?
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There are bigger things at stake
than your marriage.
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I can't have you guys going through
some drama during my party.
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I don't wanna fuck up your party,
but I need to fucking tell her.
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Stevie, you do not fucking
tell her anything, all right?
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That will only make shit worse.
Put it inside, handle it like a baller...
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...take the shit to the grave.
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Handle it like a baller.
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- And now believe that shit.
- I'm not gonna tell her.
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Chill, dog.
Fucking pat yourself on the back.
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You got your dick wet.
I didn't even see that coming.
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- Okay.
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We'll go ahead and take this.
It's awesome.
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My associate here will
get you the deposit.
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What in the F?
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Well, hello to you too, Kenny.
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How did you two find out where I live?
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Well, we just used computers, and...
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I don't care how you found out,
I don't want you here.
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I don't want you having a goddamn
Cool Ranch Dorito and Cheetos party...
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...in front of my oceanfront villa,
all right?
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Oceanfront villa, that's a good one.
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What is so funny?
Don't make fun of my home.
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That's not a home, Kenny, that's
a short-term, low-end beachfront rental.
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Casper, don't laugh.
You don't even own property, motherfucker.
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Look, son. We need one favor.
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Casper needs to use your bathroom.
It's an emergency.
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I don't want guests
taking shits in my bathroom.
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- What is it, a one or a two?
- Gotta empty my butt.
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- Nope, then we're not doing it.
- No, no, he just has to go number one.
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He said he has to empty his butt.
That's taking a shit.
187
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He just got to this country.
He doesn't know the difference.
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Yeah, gotta do a number one.
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You are really taking advantage
of my Christian hospitality.
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- Thank you.
- You're evil.
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You can use the bathroom,
but only for number ones.
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No number twos. I see what you feed
this motherfucker, and it's disgusting.
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Casper, the bathroom is down
the hall right down here.
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I guess the feeling went away.
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Casper! Do not mess with these,
they're all alphabetized.
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- Don't touch my Criterions.
- Come on, Kenny.
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Just give me your mama's mailing address.
Where do you keep it?
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I'm not helping you. I already told you.
199
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Maria! My son is screaming,
will you please tend to him?
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Hold on.
201
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Are you telling me
I'm a goddamn granddaddy?
202
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That's amazing.
203
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Come here, you sweet little thing.
Say hello to your granddaddy.
204
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No reason to say hi to him.
205
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This man's a child molester.
He's to be nowhere near the baby.
206
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I'm not a child molester.
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He is.
He has fucked a bunch of little boys.
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He's the devil, fuck him,
take Toby and have. Bye.
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Come on, Kenny, you can't keep
a granddaddy away from his grandbaby.
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This is what happens when you betray me.
You get iced the fuck out.
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Now, you and shit-for-brains
hit the fucking tracks...
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- ...or I'm calling the police.
- No need for that. Casper.
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Come on, we are not welcome here.
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You're not taking that.
Leave. Go. Goodbye. Adios.
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Nothing.
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You're just so beautiful.
217
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There's something I need
to talk to you about.
218
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Something I need to get off my chest.
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Sorry.
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- What you want to say?
- Uh...
221
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Nothing. Just that I love you.
222
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I love you too.
223
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I cheated on you.
224
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,895
No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
225
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No.
226
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No, that's not right. I did cheat on you.
227
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For real. I had sex with another girl.
228
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It was, uh...
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Maria?
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Maria?
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I... I don't know" Maria?
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No, Maria.
233
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- No, Maria, wait, wait!
- No!
234
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- No!
- Wait, Maria, wait.
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Wait, Maria, please, stop!
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Wait!
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Maria! Wait!
238
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We got them, Shane.
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This party's gonna put us
right back on top.
240
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All our plans are coming together.
241
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Destroy Ivan, kill the playoffs...
242
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wand take the fucking majors by storm.
243
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Then your ghost can take my fastballs
and make them do loop-de-loops...
244
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...like Angels in the Outfield.
245
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,247
I miss you, buddy.
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Wish you were here to see
all of our dreams coming true.
247
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Hey! Back the fuck u-- Back up, dog.
248
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,859
Well, hello there, Kenny.
249
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,363
- What the fuck are you doing with my son?
- Nothing. I'm just spending...
250
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- ...a little quality time with the little guy.
- No. You do not touch my son.
251
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,449
Come here, Toby. Toby, come here.
Take that bottle.
252
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,955
Nope. He's my son,
you're not touching him.
253
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,789
- Where the fuck is Maria?
- She's gone. She ran out of here...
254
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,578
wand Stevie chased off after her.
255
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:27,000
- Apparently they had some kind of fight.
- Fight? Jesus Christ!
256
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,465
What am I supposed to do now?
They're supposed to watch the kid.
257
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,552
This is my party tonight!
It's supposed to be my special night!
258
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,387
If I'm not the man,
and I gotta take a kid to the party...
259
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:40,725
...everyone's gonna think I'm fucking dumb!
Everyone was supposed to like me tonight!
260
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:46,815
God, it's all ruined!
My life is over! It's over!
261
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Come on, son.
262
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You don't have to be so upset.
263
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- Go away from me.
- Get your head out of the couch.
264
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- No.
- Kenny, I can look after the kid.
265
00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,123
Fuck that. I'd rather throw him
down a goddamn well.
266
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,997
What the fuck? I-- What do you think?
267
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This is my“ He's my grandson.
268
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Come on.
269
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You deserve a fun night.
You've been working so hard lately.
270
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,180
This party's just very important to me.
271
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,057
Maybe this is a way I can help you...
272
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,844
...and earn back some
of your trust at the same time.
273
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,522
This is against my better judgment,
but fine. All right, fine.
274
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,606
You can watch the kid, but don't leave.
Stay here. Don't trade him for cigarettes...
275
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...or damage him psychologically,
or any other fucked-up stuff you can do...
276
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,111
- ...when left alone with a child.
- Got it.
277
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,657
Now, you go get fucked up
and fem good about yourself, son.
278
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I know, Shane. I know.
279
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Americans!
280
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,208
Are you ready to get fucked up
with the team leader?
281
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,068
Casper, what the hell
are you doing in the VIP?
282
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,850
- No.
- Sorry.
283
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,486
Where's everybody" at?
Hiding underneath the; tables?“?
284
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,238
Y'all can come out now, I'm here!
285
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,070
Come out. That's odd.
286
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,622
Suppose everyone's decided
to come fashionably late.
287
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,702
I don't know. Maybe they're at work.
288
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,617
It's the Fourth of July, dude.
They're not at fucking work.
289
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,253
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Yes, I'm gonna be okay.
290
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,255
It's the party of the century.
I just need to have a drink...
291
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,837
...and wait for everyone to arrive.
292
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,222
It's a party! Play some fucking music.
Thank you.
293
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,762
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
294
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,428
- Beating you.
- Don't do that, don't take that. Don't--
295
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,770
He)', fuck you!
296
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,313
Happy Fourth of July! Whom!
297
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,280
Let's give it up for DJ Blu-ray!
298
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,239
Yeah!
299
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,572
Yeah! Nobody spins...
300
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,242
...that gay-ass rave music as good as him.
You really are the best, man.
301
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,378
Fucking hats off. Hats off to you.
302
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,375
- Andrea?
- Hey, Kenny.
303
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,296
What the fuck are you doing here?
You missed my grand entrance.
304
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,635
I tried. My friends wanted
to come here instead.
305
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,924
Jesus Christ.
306
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,810
How could you do me like; this?”
You met my sony,
307
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,562
I'm sorry, Kenny.
308
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,148
You know what?
As soon as this party's over...
309
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,401
...you should go fucking on Facebook...
310
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,280
...and change your relationship status
to fucking "dumped."
311
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,942
Because that shit just
happened right now.
312
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,907
I'll be by your dorm room later
to pick up my shit.
313
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:15,620
For those of you who don't know,
which I'm assuming is most of you...
314
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,752
...for those of you who do know about this,
go fuck yourself, teammates...
315
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:25,588
...I am hosting a competing party
at the beach, right now...
316
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,216
wand I can promise you
that you will have...
317
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,471
...all the awesome drugs you have here...
318
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,054
...plus more, plus fucking fireworks.
319
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:38,013
So who's with me, huh?
Who wants to get up out this piece...
320
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,650
...and come party and celebrate
our nation's birthday...
321
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,312
...with Kenny fucking Powers?
322
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:51,110
Myrtle Beach,
let me hear you make some noise!
323
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,448
Coming through. Look out.
324
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,873
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Easy. Easy, all right? I can take a hint.
325
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,788
These people have been assholes.
I don't wanna party here.
326
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,583
Fucking get off of me, thank you.
Fuck this party.
327
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,064
Whatever.
328
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,528
Fuck Kenny Powers!
329
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,052
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
330
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,093
You look like a shit sausage, boy.
331
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,259
- Celebration--
- Don't talk about celebrations, Casper.
332
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,179
I don't wanna communicate
or talk about anything right now.
333
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,609
- Where's Toby?
- He's sleeping.
334
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,103
I am good at listening, though.
335
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,360
Sometimes it helps to talk.
336
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,243
It would be a disgusting talk.
337
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,872
I feel like my life has become
Requiem for a Dream...
338
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,706
...and I have front-row-seat tickets
to the ass-to-ass scene.
339
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,995
And Toby's the dildo.
340
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,789
And I'm both assholes.
341
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,588
Let me ask you a question, son.
342
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,676
How were things going before
you-know-who came along?
343
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,424
Fucking awesome, I guess.
344
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:23,478
You feel like you're over-extended?
Like it's impossible to be a dad...
345
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:27,607
...and worry about your career
all at the same time?
346
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,735
Yes. I mean it's like
a fucking juggling act.
347
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,862
Feel like there's no way
that you can go...
348
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,115
...and do all the great things
that you're destined to do...
349
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,617
...because your family's
holding you back.
350
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,201
Maybe you ought to think
about leaving him...
351
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,787
...with someone that would
love him like their own...
352
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,577
...so you can go out and be you.
353
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,667
You're talking about leave Toby
at a fire station or something?
354
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,582
No. I'm not a monster.
355
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,467
He's not a fucking monster, Kenny.
356
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,926
I'm talking about leaving him with someone
that would love him like a son.
357
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:03,094
Someone like your mother.
358
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,723
Think about the majors, son.
359
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,993
Hey, Stevie. Did you get cancer?
360
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,580
Happy fucking Fourth of July.
361
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,632
Ten Pin Alley.
362
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,392
Mm-hm.
363
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,769
Hold on.
364
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,891
Come on, Betti.
365
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,294
- Powers. Phone call.
- Who is it?
366
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:15,378
Says it's your son.
Says his name's Kenny Powers?
367
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,047
Oh!
368
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,761
Damn it! Motherfucker!
369
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:25,550
Son of a bitch! Cocksucker!
Jesus H. Christ. Fuck me.
370
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:30,514
Sandy, I took the Lord's name in vain.
I'm sorry, honey. How are you today?
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