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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,280 # Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee do-o-o 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,360 # It's Monday morning It's Monday morning 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,320 # Hip hip hooray Hip hip hooray 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,360 # Let's get going 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,160 # It's a brand-new day 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,400 # It's Monday morning It's Monday morning 7 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,480 # Come on, let's go Come on, let's go 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,760 # Paint on a smile and start the show 9 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,960 # Dum dum dum dum-m-m 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,800 # Oh, Monday morning 11 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,960 # There ain't nothing that I-I-I can't do... 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,280 # Doo bee doo bee doo On Monday morning 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,040 # Monday morning Oh, Monday morning 14 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,400 # Monday morning 15 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,840 ♪ Monday morning, I love yo-o-ou. ♪ 16 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,560 JENNY HOLDS SHAKY LAST NOTE 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,240 Lovely. 18 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,560 And I believe you wrote the lyrics yourselves. 19 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,960 Is that correct? 20 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,120 It is indeed, Sister. 21 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,960 Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands, girls? 22 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,880 Lose the jackets. 23 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,640 OK, just a couple of things. 24 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:01,600 Firstly, I'd like to introduce Mae Cheung. 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,360 Can you make yourself known, please, Mae? 26 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,720 Miss Cheung's family have recently moved here to Derry 27 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,320 so I hope you'll all make her feel very welcome. 28 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,280 It's bound to be a bit of a culture shock, Mae. 29 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,960 Things are done...differently in this part of the world. 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,480 But I'm sure you'll soon feel as at home here as you did 31 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,960 back in your beloved Donegal. 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,360 Announcement from Jenny Joyce and the dance committee. 33 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,120 "The school social event of the year is fast approaching, 34 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,720 "but before you don your glad rags... 35 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,440 "..and boogie on dow..." 36 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,240 I'm sorry, I simply cannot read this. 37 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,880 But before you don your glad rags 38 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,080 and boogie on down, 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,520 we'd like to let you in on our little secret. 40 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,200 We're not actually going to have a school formal this year. 41 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,440 CROWD GASPS 42 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,720 No, listen, we're not gonna have a school formal. 43 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,760 We're going to have... 44 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,560 ♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee do-o-o. ♪ 45 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,360 ..a fifties prom! 46 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,840 What...?! Wise up! 47 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,240 I know, I know. But I do love a theme. 48 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,120 Sure, isn't that why people call me the Theme Queen? 49 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,600 Do they...? Do they fuck. 50 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,840 We want it to have a real old-school, retro, vintage vibe. 51 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,440 So, feel free to just go for it! 52 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,000 Feel free to kiss my hole. 53 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,400 # Dreams can come true 54 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,800 # Look at me, babe, I'm with you 55 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,120 ♪ You know you got to have them... ♪ 56 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,520 There she is. 57 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,920 OK, so I say we just go over there and be ourselves, girls. 58 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,680 Well, not totally ourselves. 59 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,640 We should definitely be a bit ourselves. 60 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,040 We could also pretend we're sort of better than we actually are. 61 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,920 So, I suppose what I'm saying is, we could present 62 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,200 a version of ourselves that's less... Crap? Precisely. 63 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,480 Why do we even have to talk to her? Because she's new, Michelle! 64 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,880 Urgh! I hate people I don't know. 65 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,280 And, in case you hadn't noticed, she also happens to be Chinese. 66 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,320 I mean, how class would it be to have a Chinese friend?! 67 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,640 We could keep her in my toy box. 68 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:49,760 No, we couldn't, Orla. 69 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,920 Oh, she'd definitely fit. 70 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,200 That is not the point. 71 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,800 Fine, but can we agree it's on a strict one-in, one-out basis? 72 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,800 If she joins the group, James has to leave. 73 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,720 Of course! Fine. Absolutely. 74 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,880 Excuse me? 75 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,880 SHE SPEAKS CANTONESE 76 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,080 Is she all right? 77 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,240 Burning for you, Clare. 78 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,320 I-It's Cantonese. 79 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,360 Right, well, I'm from Donegal and we speak English there. 80 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,160 If you say so, Mae, but I spent the summer in Killybegs 81 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,080 and, seriously? Not a fucking word. 82 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,120 We just wanted to introduce ourselves and... 83 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,920 OK, I think I see where this is going. I get this a lot. 84 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,680 Dull white girls wanting me to join their gang because...well... 85 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,400 We're not dull. Sure. 86 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,760 And I'm actually a boy. 87 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,080 Whoa, she has a really fucked-up accent. 88 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,120 We know. 89 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,640 What's in this for me? What are you bringing to the table? 90 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,120 Cream crackers? 91 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,800 I'm good for cream crackers, thank you. 92 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,840 I'll see you around, girls. 93 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,640 Maybe we don't need a Chinese person, we've already got a lesbian. 94 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,760 What? Who? Me. 95 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,280 Really? You don't look like a lesbian. What do you mean? 96 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,120 Just that you're a bit...short. 97 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,160 Well, there's no height restrictions. 98 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,320 As far as I'm aware. 99 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,640 Interesting. 100 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,120 I've always wanted a gay friend. 101 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,960 I mean, ideally a fella, but... 102 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,480 Howdy, folks! 103 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,680 Christ. 104 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,320 I'm Jenny, this is Aisling, 105 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,640 we just thought we'd introduce ourselves and see if... 106 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,000 Too late, Jenny, she's ours. I see. 107 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,120 Look, these girls are great but I do have a pen pal 108 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:18,120 from the Caribbean, so perhaps my circle is a little bit more diverse? 109 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,000 Back. Off. 110 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,240 Think it over. Give me a call. 111 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,520 Oh, and FYI, the prom queen vote closes today. 112 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,160 FY nobody gives a shit. 113 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,560 Here's the wee ballot. 114 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,760 I see you've thrown your hat into the ring, Jenny. 115 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,320 I had my arm twisted. 116 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,680 But feel free to tick my box. 117 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,040 Dirty bitch. 118 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,520 Well, this prom's going to be a full-blown dick fest. 119 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,440 You know there isn't even going to be a DJ? 120 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,760 Apparently Jenny's hired 121 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,320 this fucking pensioner band. 122 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,520 Christ. Really? 123 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,480 I heard the drummer is at least 30! 124 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,480 I don't feel so bad about missing it now. 125 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,240 It clashes with my thing. 126 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,800 The creep convention? Seriously? 127 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,440 It's not a creep convention. 128 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,960 Well, I think a load of perverts getting together to wank over some 129 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,240 fella, who fights with hoovers and rides aliens in a telephone box, 130 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:03,000 is the very fucking definition of a creep convention. 131 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,400 It's a Doctor Who night. 132 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,480 Me and my stepdad used to watch it when I was little. 133 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,480 Well, someone should have called social services! 134 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,760 You're not going to the prom, then, James? 135 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,200 Well, I was going to ask you to be my date. 136 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,840 I'm sorry, Clare. 137 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,000 You were going to ask James to be your date? 138 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,280 What the fuck's wrong with you? 139 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,080 Well, it's a bit more complicated for me. 140 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,920 You're a lesbian, Clare, not desperate. 141 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,440 Now, I don't know who to ask. 142 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,520 Tell me about it. 143 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,760 There's at least five fellas that fancy the arse off me 144 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,800 but I just can't choose. 145 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,160 Yeah, that's definitely the same. 146 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,400 I'll be your date, Clare. 147 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,120 But, Erin, people might talk, they might get the wrong idea. 148 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,440 Let them! We need to break down these ridiculous conventions. 149 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,840 Are you sure? 150 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,560 I'd be proud to have you on my arm. 151 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,160 Thank you. Oh, God. 152 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,840 John Paul's over there. 153 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,040 Christ, but it's been so awkward since we broke up. 154 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,120 For fuck sake, Erin. 155 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,560 He kissed you on the cheek at Kerry Coyle's 16th birthday party 156 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,760 and then passed out in a puddle of his own boke. 157 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,160 Yeah. He missed the boat, all right. 158 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,400 I'm sure the fact that he's poking a model 159 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,880 is some consolation. 160 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,440 OK. Cara is not a model. 161 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,720 She's done SOME modelling. 162 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,840 There's a difference. 163 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,360 I heard she's gonna be on Baywatch. 164 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,520 She's not going to be on Baywatch, Orla. I heard that, too. 165 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,120 The Baywatch thing. So did I. 166 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,080 They don't have people from Derry on Baywatch, OK? 167 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,320 We're just too pasty. 168 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,840 Look, it was never going to work out between me and John Paul. 169 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,240 I realise that now. 170 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,320 Because I'm looking for an intellectual connection 171 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,920 and he wants... To ride a model? 172 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,000 She is not a model! Oh, my God! What? 173 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,400 It looks like they're breaking up! 174 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,280 I can't do this any more. Why?! 175 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,480 Jesus, are they really? 176 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,000 Are they breaking up? 177 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,080 They are! They're breaking up. 178 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,360 This is class. 179 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,800 What? Later! 180 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,160 Erin? What are you doing?! 181 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,880 She has no respect for herself. 182 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,000 And coming from me... 183 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,520 ..that is bad. Exactly. 184 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,160 Hey. 185 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,440 Hey. 186 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,680 HEY! Jesus Christ! 187 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,880 Sorry. 188 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,200 What happened there was... 189 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,760 ..well, I slightly misjudged 190 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,400 the level of my own voice, I think. 191 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,000 You're grand, I was in a world of my own. 192 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,440 Everything OK? Yeah, yeah. 193 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,720 You sure? Oh, yeah. 194 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,480 Really? It's just, well, I couldn't help but notice that you 195 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,080 and Cara were, sort of, breaking up a bit, there. 196 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Yeah. 197 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,640 I mean, it's all cool. Really? 198 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,440 It was mutual. 199 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,960 It was definitely a mutual thing. 200 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,320 Although, maybe she wanted to mutually split up a bit more 201 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,480 than I did. I see. 202 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Now I'm just not sure it was the right decision. 203 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,280 It definitely was. 204 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,440 We just got each other, you know? 205 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,120 I mean, she's so cool and smart. 206 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,520 Smart? Really? 207 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,200 And she's a model, for Christ's sake. 208 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,440 She's done SOME modelling. 209 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,440 I'm just wondering whether I should go after her 210 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,640 and try and sort it out? You definitely shouldn't do that. 211 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,200 Really? Yeah, it's needy. 212 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,320 What you should do is take your mind off it. 213 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,000 OK. Cool. 214 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,320 Sweet. 215 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,480 How? 216 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,720 Go out with me. 217 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,080 I mean, go out with us. 218 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,400 Me my friends, we're going to this prom thing on Saturday night. 219 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,040 A prom? Sounds sort of... 220 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,280 Shit? ..formal. 221 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,080 Oh, no, it's not. It's actually not at all. 222 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,920 It's actually very informal. 223 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,480 It's actually really, like, laid-back, chilled, 224 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,120 "who gives an F" kind of thing. 225 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,400 It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal at all. 226 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,880 This is a huge deal. 227 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,000 This is a massive, massive deal. 228 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,560 I'm going to the prom with John Paul O'Reily, for God's sake. 229 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,880 Oh, come on, Mammy. 230 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,720 I don't care if you're going to the prom 231 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,000 with John Paul II, Erin. 232 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,080 I'm not buying you another frock. End of story. 233 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,560 But, Mammy, you don't understand. 234 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,480 There's nothing wrong with your Easter dress. 235 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,440 There is lots of things wrong with my Easter dress. 236 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,480 I mean, it matches Orla's. 237 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,760 That being the main one. 238 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,880 Honestly, Erin, I think we'll look so cracker 239 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,320 if we both rock in wearing these. 240 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,520 Right. 241 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,560 Well, I don't. 242 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,800 Och, Mary, you'd think the wean's been dropped into it. 243 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,480 You wouldn't nip it in a bit for her? 244 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,160 I'd do it myself but sewing plays havoc with my acrylics. 245 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,320 Fine. 246 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,880 I really like this fella, Mammy. 247 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,200 Well, if he really likes you, it won't matter what you wear. 248 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,440 Och, come off it! 249 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,720 Have you a date lined up, Orla? 250 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,960 I do, aye. 251 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,080 What? 252 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,200 With, like, a human? 253 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,760 Yeah. 254 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,360 This document is an insult to the majority of people 255 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,680 of Northern Ireland! 256 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,800 All right, Ian, we get the idea, like. 257 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,040 What are you footering at? 258 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,160 The picture's just gone a bit, sort of... 259 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,440 Dear Jesus! 260 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,480 You have to give it a bit of a shock now and again. 261 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,920 You have to keep it on its toes. 262 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,000 I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. 263 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,240 It's a television. 264 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,720 OK, OK, OK! 265 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,560 I'm just going to turn it off and turn it on again. 266 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,480 That usually does the trick. 267 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,880 There we go. Hm? 268 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,040 It doesn't seem to be doing anything, now. 269 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,840 This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary! 270 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,440 For God's sake, Gerry. 271 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,600 He's been footering. 272 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,840 Excuse me. 273 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,120 You're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe. 274 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,560 I'll thump YOU repeatedly. 275 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,240 Well, the pair of you better sort it out. 276 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,880 London's Burning's on in 20 minutes. 277 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,200 God, Mary, but them poor fellas are flat out with fires, so they are. 278 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,760 Jesus, but they never get a minute. 279 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,920 Aye, it's a good job they keep themselves in such great shape. 280 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,280 Aw, don't, Mary. 281 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,360 That Greek fella... 282 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,520 He could throw me over his shoulder any day of the week. 283 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,760 Boke-o-rama. 284 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,480 I hate to do this, Clare. 285 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,640 I've said it's fine. 286 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,040 Really? I'm happy for you. 287 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,600 OK. It's just, you don't sound happy for me. Well, I am. 288 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,880 I'm over the moon. 289 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,240 Great, because me and John Paul 290 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,480 are just at a really crucial point in our relationship. 291 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,640 You've strong-armed him into taking you to the prom, Erin. 292 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,440 Doesn't mean you're in a relationship. 293 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,040 We'll see about that. Hiya! 294 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,000 So, this is where the gays hang out, is it? 295 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,520 What's happening? 296 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,560 Erin's just sacked Clare as her prom date so she can take 297 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,640 a fella she fancies. 298 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,200 Bad craic, Erin. Very bad craic. 299 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,040 That is not true. Isn't it? 300 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,600 Well, I mean, there is some truth in it. Come with me. 301 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,280 Really? Really? Really. 302 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,480 It'll be a laugh. 303 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,280 And I'm definitely an upgrade. 304 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,440 Just a wee joke, there. 305 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,080 Yeah, it was. It was dead funny. 306 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,840 What do you say? Sounds good to me. 307 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,720 Great! All sorted. 308 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,360 OK, now that Mae has officially joined the group, 309 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,080 we need to give James his notice. 310 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,200 What? 311 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,400 I personally think a week's more than generous. Me, too. 312 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,520 Orla! 313 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,880 Oh, I'm sorry, James, 314 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,120 but Chinese people are just better than English people. 315 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,720 ♪ We're gonna be so good... ♪ 316 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,800 Right, I say we hit Primark first. 317 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,080 Classy. 318 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,280 Yeah, well, we have about £17.50 between us, Mae, so needs must. 319 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,360 It's grand, I swiped my ma's credit card. 320 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,160 Is that grand? Or is it actually a criminal offence? 321 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,240 Look, we'll just whack a couple of dresses on it, 322 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,520 don't take the labels off, 323 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,560 wear them to the prom, then return them the next day. 324 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,960 The money will be back in her account as quick as it went out. 325 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,800 No way, Jose! 326 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,120 It's totally grand, Clare. 327 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,280 I do it all the time. 328 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,680 You just have to make sure that you don't, like, spill anything 329 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,080 on it or, like, sweat. 330 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,840 ♪ Gonna be so good... ♪ 331 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,560 What do you think of this one? 332 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,040 I dunno. 333 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,080 I'm not sure it's you, really. 334 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,240 Good. 335 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,320 I don't want to be me. 336 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,800 Which of these do you like best? 337 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,160 Definitely the pink. 338 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,280 Has to be the blue. 339 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,080 Yeah, I thought the blue. 340 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,520 This doesn't do my baps any justice. 341 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,240 Have you decided who you're bringing yet? 342 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,480 I've narrowed it down to two. 343 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,280 There's big Johnny Kells who works in Dunnes. 344 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,680 Thick as fuck, but a massive, massive ride. 345 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,000 Then there's this other fella, he's not as thick, but he's also 346 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,200 not as hot, although I have heard 347 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,960 he is really good with his hands. 348 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,920 And when I say he's good with his hands, 349 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,800 I'm not talking about putting up shelves, girls. 350 00:11:58,840 --> 00:11:59,920 I'm talking about... 351 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960 Everybody knows what you're talking about, Michelle! 352 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,160 ..fingering. 353 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,200 Honestly! 354 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,520 I can't find anything I like. 355 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,680 Well, I'm just so torn. 356 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,240 I mean, I love my Easter dress, but this is cracker, too. 357 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,800 There is just nothing that doesn't suit me. 358 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,480 ♪ You're the best thing... ♪ 359 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,680 Oh, my God, that's the one! Can I try that one, please? 360 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,800 Sorry, love, that's been left over for someone. 361 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,400 What? Hiya-a-a! 362 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,960 Sorry, girls, I can't stop. 363 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,320 Nobody wants you to. 364 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,520 Just grabbing a few bits for the prom, you know how it is. 365 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,520 Oh, I was actually just about to try that one on. 366 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,200 Well, I left it over, so... 367 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,800 It's just that red's my colour. 368 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,040 Yeah, mine too. 369 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,800 No, you don't understand. I really, really suit it. 370 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,280 Yeah, so do I. 371 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,640 Garnet's actually my birthstone. 372 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,600 Well, ruby's mine, so... 373 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,240 I want that dress, Jenny. 374 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,560 Well, you can't have it. 375 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,200 Bitch. 376 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,920 I cannot believe she wouldn't even let me try it on. 377 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,640 Well, she did leave it over, so... 378 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,400 She so knew it would look better on you. 379 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,680 Exactly. 380 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,720 I heard the whole prom queen thing's rigged as well. 381 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,440 I heard she's set it up so she can win it. 382 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,160 Fuck me, what a total dick. 383 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,160 She shouldn't be able to get away with that. 384 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,160 Look, the only reason we're having a prom is because Jenny organized it. 385 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,240 So? 386 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,440 So, if she wants to be prom queen let her be prom queen. 387 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,800 Why are you sticking up for her? Why are you slagging her off? 388 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,120 Erin, all we do is slag off Jenny. 389 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,880 Yeah, well, we've the right to slag her off. 390 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,200 We put the hours in. 391 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,160 You can't just show up one day and join in. 392 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,160 Mae's one of us now, Erin. 393 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,360 Mae's an arsehole. 394 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,560 That's out of order, Erin. 395 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,880 She's Chinese, for God's sake. 396 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,520 She's from Donegal! And can't you see what she's doing? 397 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,320 "Oh, I'll take you to the prom. Oh, the blue dress is better." 398 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,080 Oh, my God, are you jealous? 399 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,440 Yeah, I'm going out with the biggest ride in Derry, but I'm jealous 400 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,200 of you and your new friend? Yeah, that's definitely what's happening. 401 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,240 It does sort of seem like what's happening, actually. 402 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,920 You know what? I don't need this. 403 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,480 I'm going. Good. Grand. 404 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,560 Great. Fine. 405 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,760 I went the wrong way. 406 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,240 Now, close your eyes, I'm just gonna 407 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,480 give you a wee, light mist, just so it holds for you. 408 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,840 Och, Sarah, you'll choke the wean! 409 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,240 What do you think? 410 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,760 God, aye, it's different, isn't it? 411 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,040 Different? What does that mean? 412 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,000 It was nice of Michelle to lend it to you, love, 413 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,480 but it just doesn't look very comfortable. 414 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,920 It's really comfortable, actually. 415 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,960 It's like a second skin. 416 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,840 I wish you would wear your Easter frock, Erin. 417 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,600 When we were wee, we always went to parties dressed the same. 418 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,480 We're not wee anymore, Orla. 419 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,800 Aye... 420 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,040 What's this? 421 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,520 It's some guidelines. 422 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,600 Things you are and aren't allowed to say to John Paul when he gets here. 423 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,640 Right. 424 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,120 What time's your date arriving at, Orla, love? 425 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,440 He's already here. 426 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,520 You asked Granda to the prom? 427 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,680 Well, everyone kept saying you have to ask a fella you really like. 428 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,960 And he's the fella I like the most. 429 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,560 Och, Orla, love. 430 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,280 You're looking well, Joe. 431 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,160 It's not all shite you talk, Gerry. 432 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,400 Should we head? 433 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,840 John Paul's picking me up at seven. 434 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,400 You go on. We'll see you there. 435 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,000 MUSIC: Back For Good by Take That 436 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,920 JAZZY VERSION: # Whatever I said, whatever I did 437 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,800 # I want you back for good 438 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,640 # I want you back, I want you back 439 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,400 # I want you back for good 440 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,600 # Whatever I said, whatever I did 441 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,920 # I want you back...# 442 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,040 Wow, Jenny's done some number in here. 443 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,360 Dick. 444 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,440 Don't worry, she won't get away with it. What? 445 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,920 The Prom Queen thing. 446 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,280 Let's just say she'll be wearing red all right. 447 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,040 What does that mean? 448 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,760 Nobody crosses me, Clare. 449 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,680 Mae, wait! 450 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,440 You look hot. Thank you. 451 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,760 No, I mean, like, actually hot. Like, physically hot. 452 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,720 You better not be sweating in that dress, Clare. 453 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,840 They won't give me a refund if there's a whiff off it. 454 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,120 I'm not sweating. 455 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,680 Let me check. Get off me! 456 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,200 Christ, I'm at my wits' end trying to keep them two lads apart. 457 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,440 What? 458 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,360 You didn't bring both boys to prom did you, Michelle? 459 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,720 I couldn't make up my mind! I thought I could just stick them 460 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,080 in two separate corners and go between them, but they won't 461 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,440 fucking keep put! Imagine that, it's almost like they have 462 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,000 their own free will? Tell me about it. It's a fucking nightmare. 463 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,160 Jesus, Joe, you're looking well! Aye, I know. 464 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,080 Why isn't anyone dancing? 465 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,360 How're you supposed to dance to this old shite? 466 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,120 Come on, Orla. We'll show them. 467 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,200 # I said things 468 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,600 # Can only get better 469 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,520 # Can only get 470 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,280 # Can only get take it on me 471 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,120 # You know I know that things 472 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,360 # Can only get better 473 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,280 Jesus Christ! 474 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,520 What's wrong? They're talking to each other now. 475 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,760 They're actually fucking talking to each other! 476 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400 Are you Clare? That's right. 477 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,960 Hi, I'm Kris. 478 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,400 I'm here with Tara Martin. 479 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,680 She's... 480 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,240 Oh, God, where's she gone? 481 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,000 Tall, blonde, wears glasses? 482 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,200 Ah, Trampy Tara? 483 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,320 We've just started seeing each other, actually. 484 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,320 Oh, no, not that kind of trampy. 485 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,080 No, we just call her that because she's got quite a heavy...gait. 486 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,680 You should listen out for it. 487 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,840 Anyway, what can I do for you? 488 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,120 Well, I see you're hanging out with Mae? 489 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,400 That's right. So, I know Mae from back home. From China?! 490 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,120 No, Donegal. 491 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,480 Yes. Right. Sorry. 492 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,800 No worries. Yeah, Mae went to my school. 493 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,960 Did she ever tell you why she had to leave? HAD to leave? 494 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:22,240 # You could say this was an independent love song 495 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,960 # It's nothing like two lovers 496 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,280 # What love meant to them 497 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,840 ♪ But that's not to say the love we had... ♪ 498 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,320 He's not coming. 499 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,920 Och, love. 500 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,640 I'm gonna go and change. 501 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,800 Maybe leave it another few minutes? 502 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,560 I want to get out of this thing. 503 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:49,760 # You might say this is another boring love song 504 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:55,840 ♪ To be together and forever be true... ♪ 505 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,400 DOORBELL RINGS 506 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,840 # I'm doing it a different way 507 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,600 ♪ I'm doing it a different way... ♪ 508 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,400 Your mum rang me. 509 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,200 But what about your creep convention? 510 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,080 OK, it's not a creep convention. 511 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,600 And it's not important. 512 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,920 Shall we go? 513 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,720 Can you give me one minute? 514 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,040 # I'll show you how to take me 515 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,320 # Go down, go down, go down 516 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,520 # And I'll show you how to touch me 517 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,520 # Right on, right on, right on 518 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,960 # And I'll show you how to touch me 519 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,520 ♪ Right on, right on, right on... ♪ 520 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,400 Michelle, listen. Well, that backfired. What? 521 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,120 The lads, they worked it out. They've gone to the pub. 522 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,480 Together. Look, there's a guy here, he knows Mae and... 523 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,200 What's going on? Aw, don't tell me. Wank Features stood you up? 524 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,880 Yeah. I'm sorry, Erin. No, I'm sorry. 525 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,680 You were right. I was jealous. 526 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,800 Mae's just so cool and exotic and you liked her so much and... 527 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,200 She's deranged. What? 528 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,920 I met this guy that went to her school, he said she had to 529 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,760 leave for, like, being a bully. He said she's seriously unhinged! 530 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,960 I think he's a bit pissed off with her, to be honest, 531 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,640 and I can't blame him cos she's giving the Chinese population 532 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,600 in Donegal a really bad rap. Typical Donegal man. Always moaning. 533 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,000 There she is. What's she doing? 534 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,880 She was talking about how she wasn't gonna let Jenny get away with 535 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,080 the whole prom Queen thing. Jesus Christ, look! 536 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,440 Above the stage, look! She's not gonna do a Carrie! Fuck-a-doodle-do! 537 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,040 What's a Carrie? What does that mean? You've never seen Carrie? 538 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,880 No! Aw, it's some film, Clare. Amazing. 539 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,640 Aye, you should check it out. 540 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,000 Expand and explain! EXPAND AND EXPLAIN! 541 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,920 So, Carrie is voted Prom Queen 542 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,440 and this bully pours a bucket of pig's blood on her. Jesus Christ! 543 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,400 I mean, lots of other stuff happens, too, 544 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,520 but that's the, sort of, relevant bit. 545 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,760 Can I have your attention, please? 546 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,760 And, now, the moment we've all been waiting for... 547 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,760 ..it's time to crown our Prom Queen. 548 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,120 Holy shit! 549 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,320 How long are we supposed to go on like this, Gerry? 550 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,640 I'm trying my best. We've already missed Coronation Street. 551 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,200 Well, every cloud, as they say. I've warned you before, Gerry. 552 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,200 You say another bad word about Coronation Street 553 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,080 and you may leave this house and never return. 554 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,040 And you'd have my full backing on that, Mary. 555 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,640 God only knows what else we've missed. 556 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,480 We won't have missed anything. 557 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,040 TV TURNS ON 558 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080 Yes! 559 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,320 And tonight's main story again. 560 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,080 A historic evening for Northern Ireland. 561 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,960 As of midnight tonight, after 25 years, 562 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,040 the IRA have called a ceasefire. 563 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,720 In a statement released earlier this evening, they said 564 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,120 there would be a "complete cessation of all military operations". 565 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,960 What did I tell you? 566 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,520 Aye, well done, Gerry. 567 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,520 And our Prom Queen is... 568 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,320 ..Jenny Joyce! 569 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,960 MUSIC: The Winner Takes It All by Abba 570 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,280 We have to do something! 571 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,800 JENNY: Thank you so much. 572 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,000 ROPES CREAK 573 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,120 Quick! I would just like to say a few words. 574 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,200 Firstly, this is such an honour! 575 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,600 Mae! Stop! Piss off, Clare! 576 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,200 Lovely words, Jenny, well done! 577 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,240 Come on, Jenny. Don't milk it, now. 578 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,680 Get off her! What is this? 579 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,480 Bite my eye! Traitor! 580 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,840 Have you ever seen Carrie? 581 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,200 It's pig's blood. It's pig's blood! 582 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,880 No, I think it's Tomato juice. 583 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,560 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 584 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,280 They'll never take this back, now! 585 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320 Why would you do this? It wasn't us! 586 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,840 This wasn't us! 587 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,160 Yeah, right. 588 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,440 # But you see, it's not me 589 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,160 # It's not my family 590 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,000 ♪ In your head, in your head... ♪ 591 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,320 RADIO: The statement has raised hopes for peace 592 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,480 and an end to 25 years of bombing and shooting 593 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,000 that has led to the deaths of more than 3,000 people. 594 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,400 ♪ ..in your head, in your head, they are crying... ♪ 595 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,800 The British Prime Minister John Major said, 596 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,680 "We are beyond the beginning but we are not yet in sight of the end." 597 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,040 # ..in your head 598 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:28,800 # Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie 599 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:34,200 # What's in your head, in your head 600 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:41,040 # Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh 601 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,400 # Du, du, du, du 602 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,400 # Du, du, du, du 603 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,880 ♪ Du, du, du, du... ♪ 44855

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