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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,745 Alright, Cora, it's now or never. 2 00:02:02,568 --> 00:02:04,961 Now! Do it! 3 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:38,500 I'll be with you in a minute. 4 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:40,065 'LA 15, 7 Mary 3.' 5 00:02:40,108 --> 00:02:42,371 'Roll a tow unit for support to Basin Road.' 6 00:02:42,414 --> 00:02:44,067 '10-4, 7 Mary 3.' 7 00:02:51,287 --> 00:02:53,507 - No. 8 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:57,640 - No, Jon! 9 00:02:57,682 --> 00:03:01,033 This isn't my week to do anything right. 10 00:03:01,074 --> 00:03:02,685 Will you run that by me again? 11 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:07,122 Guess I'm gonna have to find a deeper lake. 12 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,516 Oh, come on, let's get you out of here. 13 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,172 I'm sorry, I got your boots wet. 14 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,086 That's okay. Come on, come on. 15 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,668 I think what we have here is an attempted suicide. 16 00:05:44,588 --> 00:05:47,634 A deputy sheriff came this morning. 17 00:05:47,676 --> 00:05:49,373 He told me I have two days to get out 18 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,984 before they come in with the bulldozers. 19 00:05:53,027 --> 00:05:55,116 Two days. 20 00:05:55,157 --> 00:06:01,860 I'm gonna lose my trees, my garden, my animals. 21 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:05,034 So I say, Cora, what's the use? 22 00:06:08,382 --> 00:06:10,819 [indistinct police radio chatter] 23 00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:17,519 What do you think? She really try to deep 24 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,345 Ponch, uh, you're wet and muddy. 25 00:06:19,387 --> 00:06:21,998 - Sorry. - I don't know. 26 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,868 I don't think so, but I know we gotta do something. 27 00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:26,740 We either got to give her a $150 dollar reckless driving ticket 28 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:29,263 'or, uh, remand her to the county mental ward.' 29 00:06:31,393 --> 00:06:33,395 So it's either one or the other, huh? 30 00:06:35,265 --> 00:06:37,789 Uh, yeah, I don't know. I guess we.. 31 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,354 We don't have any choice, we're gonna have to give her 32 00:06:39,396 --> 00:06:41,442 a reckless, uh, driving ticket or remand her 33 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,270 to the county mental ward. 34 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,271 I'll take the ticket. 35 00:06:47,966 --> 00:06:50,360 [indistinct police radio chatter] 36 00:06:52,447 --> 00:06:54,057 You know, we're gonna have some time off, pal. 37 00:06:54,099 --> 00:06:55,536 Why don't we tag along with Sindy 38 00:06:55,578 --> 00:06:59,060 and maybe there's something we can do? 39 00:06:59,101 --> 00:07:02,104 Oh we could have brunch. 40 00:07:02,147 --> 00:07:04,323 I mean, that-that would be okay. 41 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,628 Wouldn't it? Sure. 42 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:09,847 We can have ranch eggs, omelets, and-and, uh.. 43 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:16,069 ...and blueberry muffins, and OJ right off the tree. 44 00:07:17,849 --> 00:07:20,199 Sounds good to me. 45 00:07:20,242 --> 00:07:22,113 - Okay. 46 00:07:43,906 --> 00:07:46,517 This is it. Isn't it great? 47 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,520 Hi. I found it in 1964. 48 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:56,914 'Ever since then, it's been home and heaven.' 49 00:07:56,955 --> 00:08:00,742 Oh, it's beautiful, Cora. 50 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,090 I never knew a place like this still exists around here. 51 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:05,047 'Yeah, I was surprised it lasted this long.' 52 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:07,048 Oh, the whole valley used to be like this. 53 00:08:07,091 --> 00:08:11,138 Now it's all cut up for houses and swimming pools. 54 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:14,314 I guess I always knew the landlord would sell this place. 55 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:16,662 But I always kept on hopin' and.. 56 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,706 ...the more I hoped, the more I began to believe 57 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,317 that I might be able to stay here forever. 58 00:08:21,358 --> 00:08:23,273 Like magic, you know. 59 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,319 Well, all the wishing in the world is not gonna change 60 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:30,712 the fact that you only got two days grace to move. 61 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:34,324 I know. I know. I'm a procrastinator. 62 00:08:34,365 --> 00:08:36,454 Come on. See some more of my animals. 63 00:08:44,239 --> 00:08:45,458 Hey, hold it, hold it. 64 00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,198 Look at the face on that one. 65 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,591 Doesn't that remind you of Getraer? 66 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:51,200 'That's Sweetmeat.' 67 00:08:51,242 --> 00:08:53,984 Yeah, that's sweet-face Getraer. That's who's that. 68 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:57,334 And this is Cassy, sweetest milk in the world 69 00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:58,986 except when she's gotten into the onion patch. 70 00:08:59,029 --> 00:09:00,596 Why don't you give her some carrots? 71 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:02,205 Alright. Hi, Cassy. 72 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,816 Whoa! 73 00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:08,251 Here. 74 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,689 Here. 75 00:09:13,731 --> 00:09:17,256 And this is Bucky, king of the barnyard. 76 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,779 He's been with me the longest. 77 00:09:19,821 --> 00:09:22,041 I think he knows something's wrong. 78 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,129 Uh, hey, listen, I have a feeling something's gonna 79 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:27,958 work out, but, uh, we gotta be getting back on our beat now. 80 00:09:27,999 --> 00:09:29,392 But we haven't had brunch yet. 81 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,958 Uh, w-wait, I-I'll gather some eggs. 82 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,567 Uh, Corey, look, I'm sorry. 83 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,525 We just don't have time, alright? 84 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,526 Well, I could stay a while and help make a list 85 00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:38,701 of everything that needs to get done, okay? 86 00:09:38,743 --> 00:09:40,397 Could you? 87 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,444 Listen, guys, um.. 88 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:48,228 ...I was desperate, and I didn't know what to do. 89 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:54,318 I'm so glad you found me. You're good people. 90 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,320 Okay, next time you need anybody, you know who to call. 91 00:09:58,362 --> 00:09:59,972 Yeah. 92 00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:10,152 We have a new officer on our shift, Derk Hutchins. 93 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:14,196 As you know, I don't usually make a big deal 94 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,634 about these things but this is a special case. 95 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:20,548 Derk has been riding motors for over 30 years. 96 00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:21,808 Well, thanks a lot. 97 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:26,551 Thirty years, I might add without a scratch. 98 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,289 'Now, Derk got his highway savvy' 99 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,552 from the original members of the patrol. 100 00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:35,686 Guys who were around before radios, or helmets, or freeways. 101 00:10:35,728 --> 00:10:37,251 Derk, it's an honor and a privilege 102 00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:40,427 to have you complete your duty on our shift. 103 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:48,257 Get acquainted, troops. You might learn something. 104 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:50,388 Okay, that's it. 105 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:55,043 Watch me weep. I'm just counting my days. 106 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:57,914 Hard to believe you're leaving. Congratulations. 107 00:10:57,955 --> 00:11:00,871 Thanks, but there's more to life than just motoring. 108 00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:04,657 Besides, I gotta make room for the new heroes. 109 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,700 Hey, is it true you've ridden 110 00:11:06,743 --> 00:11:08,701 every motor model that CHP has put on the road? 111 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,353 That's a fact, and I still ride 'em. 112 00:11:10,397 --> 00:11:11,615 Hey, why don't you come out some time 113 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:13,224 and see my collection, okay? 114 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,096 Well, that's a deal, but I promise you 115 00:11:16,138 --> 00:11:18,271 I'm gonna bring along my boots and my helmet. 116 00:11:23,664 --> 00:11:26,188 Ah, he's quite a guy. 117 00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:27,448 I'm gonna fly the coop myself 118 00:11:27,492 --> 00:11:29,015 and chew up some pavement with him. 119 00:11:29,057 --> 00:11:30,537 I mean, how many guys can say they've ridden 120 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,756 with a 30 121 00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:34,191 Oh, I tell you, sarge, there's one guy 122 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,800 that can't wait to hang it up. 123 00:11:35,843 --> 00:11:39,237 No, no, no. Things are not as they appear. 124 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,326 He used every loophole in the book to extend his duty. 125 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,152 But the computer up in Sacramento 126 00:11:44,195 --> 00:11:46,066 finally put its foot down. 127 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:49,721 No, no. What we're looking at is a very proud man. 128 00:12:35,872 --> 00:12:38,440 'We have a report of a multiple vehicle, 11-80.' 129 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:41,137 'Responding units, identify.' 130 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,180 7 Mary 3 and 4, responding from Wheatland. 131 00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:44,485 ETA 03. 132 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,844 - Yeah, I blew a tire. 133 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:08,933 I couldn't help it. This thing went out of control. 134 00:13:08,975 --> 00:13:11,325 Alright, come on, you people, get out of here, get back. 135 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,631 Come on, move back! 136 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,501 Hey, believe me. It was an accident. 137 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:19,504 The front tire blew, and then this thing went out of control. 138 00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:21,024 Believe me, officer! 139 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,071 Alright, alright, okay. Just relax, alright? 140 00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,331 He's alive! 141 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:26,984 Alright, people, the load is loose here. 142 00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,290 We don't want anybody hurt. Please move back, okay? 143 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:31,552 Give us room, come on. Come on. 144 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:37,163 The guy is jammed in that car. 145 00:13:37,205 --> 00:13:38,424 We're not gonna be able to get him free 146 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:39,643 until we get the car away from the truck. 147 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,382 You wanna step over here? 148 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:48,603 I'm afraid that load will fall on us 149 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,648 before we can cut him out of there. 150 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:53,606 - Yeah, I got some in the truck. 151 00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,824 I'll get it. I know where it is. 152 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,302 Alright, listen. 153 00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:58,739 You risk getting the car out, we secure the load? 154 00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:00,609 - Okay. - Alright. 155 00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,571 Y-you go get your head fixed. Go on. 156 00:14:09,612 --> 00:14:12,485 No, Derk, I want you down here. 157 00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:15,574 No time, sergeant. Just grab the cable and give me some slack. 158 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,447 Go with it, sarge. 159 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:30,058 Sir, we have to ask you to get out of the car, please. 160 00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:31,450 - Nothing. 161 00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:33,059 - It's an emergency. 162 00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:34,886 Sir, we are within our jurisdiction. 163 00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:37,061 Please! Huh? Come on. 164 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:40,715 What's going on here? 165 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:49,721 Now, Derk, if that load falls, you jump towards me, you hear? 166 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,461 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just leave me alone. 167 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,594 And give me some more slack. 168 00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:40,136 - It's my car they're using. - Our car. 169 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:47,834 Okay, Derk, now, nice and easy. 170 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,183 Come on. 171 00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:56,404 You okay? 172 00:15:56,446 --> 00:15:57,926 Why wouldn't I be? 173 00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:10,193 I get the idea he wasn't too thrilled 174 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,629 with me looking out for him. 175 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,412 Hey, you know, his last week. 176 00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:15,892 He probably wants to squeeze out every thrill he can. 177 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,894 Yeah, well, I don't want the, uh, resident patriarch 178 00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:21,285 going out in a blaze of glory on my shift. 179 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,417 You're really worried about him, huh? 180 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:25,679 Just keep your eye on him, do you mind? 181 00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:01,088 Hey, you never did tell me how it went last night. 182 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:05,264 Jon, she was everything you said she was. 183 00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:08,831 See, what did I tell you? You two are muy simpatico. 184 00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:11,048 Oh, there was one problem, pal. 185 00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:14,137 You built me up so much she knew all my moves. 186 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,834 Just trying to get the ball rolling. 187 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:18,009 Yeah, well, a quarter past nine 188 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:20,314 the ball rolled right out the door. 189 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:22,619 Hmm, that's too bad. 190 00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:27,970 High art, Jon. Matchmaking is high art. 191 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,840 I rarely attempt it myself. 192 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,928 The secret is to tantalize people 193 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,625 so they wanna experience each other for themselves. 194 00:17:50,197 --> 00:17:51,590 Where's mommy? 195 00:18:19,037 --> 00:18:20,908 Mommy. 196 00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:22,387 Mommy! 197 00:18:45,005 --> 00:18:47,007 He's got my child! 198 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:16,892 He's got my daughter. Yes-- 199 00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:19,284 - Settle down. - Settle down, ma'am. 200 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,981 - 'It's gonna be okay.' - 'Let go. Let go.' 201 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:25,200 Let's be cool, friend. I'm a PI. I got all the papers. 202 00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:27,810 So, please, uh, let's just be cool, huh? 203 00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:30,333 Private investigator, huh? 204 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,900 Well, step out very carefully, Mr. PI. 205 00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:37,336 I read you. 206 00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:40,555 Take it easy, pal. Just take it easy. 207 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,686 Mommy! 208 00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:46,471 - She'll be okay. 209 00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:48,428 Now, look, I'm only trying to return 210 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,907 the child to her rightful parent. 211 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,996 I'm her legal parent. I am. 212 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:58,173 That-that man, he's working for my ex-husband. 213 00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,477 I mean, Lisa's only money to him. 214 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,783 He lives in Nevada, and if-if he's raising a heir 215 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,958 it's a big inheritance for him. 216 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,525 Now, look. Now, fellas, look, I'm legit. 217 00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:09,133 Now the kid belongs to her father. 218 00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:11,658 Liar! I mean, it's not even been decided yet. 219 00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,962 Okay, okay, this is not the place, alright? 220 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,528 Turn around and put your hands on your head. 221 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,312 Oh, man. Bye-bye, Lisa. 222 00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:20,052 Maybe we can, uh, play some later, huh? 223 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,313 Oh! 224 00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:30,144 You really enjoy your work, don't you, pal? 225 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,319 Yeah, well, I, uh, guess that makes two of us 226 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:33,711 don't it, old 227 00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:38,409 Now, wait a minute, Derk. We'll take care of this. 228 00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:40,105 You take care of the ladies, huh? 229 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,672 Yeah, but be careful. 230 00:20:42,714 --> 00:20:45,586 I wouldn't want this gentleman to fall and hurt himself. 231 00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:51,894 Hey, uh, Getraer really said to keep an eye on him? 232 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:58,245 Is this Rose Lawton? 233 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,594 Rose! Cora Gilford, over in Wandamere. 234 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,465 Yeah. Hi. 235 00:21:04,507 --> 00:21:05,813 Well, not so good. 236 00:21:05,856 --> 00:21:07,858 Uh, thanks. 237 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,163 I gotta move. 238 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,511 Uh, listen, Rose, the reason I'm calling is 239 00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:13,164 I gotta find a place for the animals. 240 00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,383 And I, it will only be for a couple of weeks and it.. 241 00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:19,167 I see. 242 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:20,428 Oregon, huh? 243 00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:24,867 Seems like everybody I know who has some room has moved away. 244 00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:28,519 Me? 245 00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:30,129 Nah, don't worry about it. 246 00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:33,131 Things will work out. They always do. 247 00:21:33,173 --> 00:21:34,740 Yeah. 248 00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:37,220 Thanks anyway, Rose. 249 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,829 Bye. 250 00:22:00,839 --> 00:22:03,712 [indistinct police radio chatter] 251 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,626 Well, this must be the place. 252 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:16,369 '...Freeway at the Pasadena Freeway undercross. 253 00:22:19,892 --> 00:22:22,546 '15-4, Mary 1, uh, 10-29.' 254 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,158 - '15-6 Mary..' - Hey, Derk. 255 00:22:28,199 --> 00:22:30,375 Hey, hey, hey! 256 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:35,162 There, creature of habit. Let me turn it down. 257 00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:37,902 Hey, "The Katzenjammer Kids." It's good to see you. 258 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,251 Hey! 259 00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:45,775 I, uh, guess that kinda fills in the gaps, huh? 260 00:22:45,817 --> 00:22:47,775 Hey, yeah, yeah, it does, uh.. 261 00:22:47,818 --> 00:22:49,863 Hey, what you, what you guys up to today? 262 00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:51,429 Oh, we we're just doing a little dune jumping. 263 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,866 Thought we'd drop in and, uh, check your place out. 264 00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:57,040 Oh, I see. 265 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,041 This is where the young Turks come to see 266 00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:02,827 if the old hobo can, uh, make it on his own, huh 267 00:23:02,868 --> 00:23:05,479 Well, you'll probably get an atta, boy from the sergeant. 268 00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:07,698 You're right, Derk, but that's just excuse. 269 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:09,786 What we really want is to see your collection. 270 00:23:09,829 --> 00:23:12,657 Hey, that's more like it. Come on. 271 00:23:12,699 --> 00:23:14,135 Looks like you got the whole history 272 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,701 of motorcycles crammed in here. 273 00:23:15,745 --> 00:23:18,660 Oh, that's just some old Thumpers from a day gone by. 274 00:23:18,702 --> 00:23:22,924 You know what is this? That's a Henderson, 1914. 275 00:23:22,965 --> 00:23:25,141 Engine runs backwards. 276 00:23:25,184 --> 00:23:27,142 It's the only one of its kind ever made. 277 00:23:28,968 --> 00:23:31,275 I've been trying to correct the balance on this baby. 278 00:23:31,317 --> 00:23:33,232 It's crazy. I can't keep it on the road. 279 00:23:35,797 --> 00:23:41,498 Hey, uh, how would you fellows like to, uh, maybe, uh.. 280 00:23:41,539 --> 00:23:44,107 ...crack open a couple of old Harleys, huh? 281 00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:47,195 Whoo! 282 00:24:11,162 --> 00:24:12,903 Oh, my gosh, not yet. 283 00:24:20,471 --> 00:24:22,690 Mrs. Gilford? Animal Control. 284 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:28,172 This is something I don't want to do. 285 00:24:28,214 --> 00:24:29,650 It's time, isn't it? 286 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,221 I have an order to remove all animals from these premises. 287 00:24:39,262 --> 00:24:41,699 'The department will board them at reasonable cost' 288 00:24:41,742 --> 00:24:44,658 'until you can afford to find some place to put them.' 289 00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:46,571 'And if you don't pay, or if you can't pay' 290 00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:49,834 'the department will set them up for sale.' 291 00:24:49,877 --> 00:24:53,706 Or in some legal manner, otherwise dispose of them. 292 00:24:57,924 --> 00:25:01,928 I always thought it would work out...somehow. 293 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,669 I let you down. 294 00:25:08,711 --> 00:25:10,409 I let you all down. 295 00:26:09,218 --> 00:26:12,091 Now! Do it now or never! 296 00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:17,267 Oh! 297 00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:34,753 Cora Gilford, what's the matter with you? 298 00:26:34,796 --> 00:26:36,276 Can't you do anything right? 299 00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:05,812 'Attention, all units, report of an 11-83.' 300 00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:07,073 'White pickup over the side.' 301 00:27:07,116 --> 00:27:08,857 'Topanga Canyon Road near summit.' 302 00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:05,580 - Quick, give me a lift. - Not this time, Derk. 303 00:28:05,622 --> 00:28:07,842 - We know her, Derk. 304 00:28:07,885 --> 00:28:09,712 And I'm the lightest. I'll go. 305 00:28:16,889 --> 00:28:18,803 Cora? 306 00:28:18,846 --> 00:28:20,108 Hurry up, Ponch! 307 00:28:22,413 --> 00:28:23,631 Cora? 308 00:28:25,502 --> 00:28:26,938 She's unconscious. 309 00:28:37,594 --> 00:28:39,639 This truck's gonna go any minute. 310 00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:41,640 - Yeah. - Hey. 311 00:28:45,076 --> 00:28:47,034 Easy, easy. 312 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,964 [indistinct police radio chatter] 313 00:29:32,142 --> 00:29:34,971 - Hutchins. 314 00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:37,841 - I live over the ridge. - Oh! 315 00:29:46,670 --> 00:29:49,499 You almost took us with you this time, lady. 316 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,718 No, no. It was an accident. 317 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,025 Oh, come on, we've been with you before. Save it, huh? 318 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:57,677 But I'm okay. Nobody's hurt. 319 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,506 Uh-huh, first you go to Valley General for observation.. 320 00:30:01,548 --> 00:30:04,464 ...or you go to a nice padded room so you won't hurt anybody. 321 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,684 Oh! I think I got whiplash. 322 00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,598 Oh! 323 00:30:17,772 --> 00:30:21,167 'Ow! Ow!' 324 00:30:21,209 --> 00:30:22,819 Oh! 325 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:25,821 Valley General, quick. Come on. 326 00:30:25,863 --> 00:30:28,388 Oh! Oh! 327 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,956 Hey, uh, when you guys finish officiating here 328 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,303 bring my Harleys back, would you? 329 00:30:34,346 --> 00:30:36,522 Wait a minute. Out with it, huh? 330 00:30:36,565 --> 00:30:38,393 Alright, you've been taking over lately. 331 00:30:38,435 --> 00:30:40,176 It's your thing. Go ahead and do it. 332 00:30:49,832 --> 00:30:51,138 What a zoo, huh? 333 00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:54,617 Yeah. 334 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,270 And we're the keepers. 335 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:06,320 Hey, Jon, what if Derk and Cora.. 336 00:31:06,361 --> 00:31:09,103 Uh, hey, you're not serious, I mean.. 337 00:31:09,146 --> 00:31:12,410 Hey, why not? If they could just get a good look at each other. 338 00:31:14,061 --> 00:31:16,063 Yeah, that would be quite a fight, huh? 339 00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:19,369 Yeah, also might be good therapy too. 340 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:23,109 You know, deserve each other. 341 00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:35,463 Well, she is one lucky lady. 342 00:31:35,506 --> 00:31:37,290 Look, fellas, I'm sorry I got so snappy. 343 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,030 I guess I got carried away. 344 00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:42,858 Yeah, I guess you did. 345 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,860 But, uh, I guess I ran my mouth off a little too, huh? 346 00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:50,644 Listen, Derk, why don't you do the follow 347 00:31:50,687 --> 00:31:52,036 I'm off-duty. 348 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:54,081 Hey, so are we, but you got here first 349 00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:56,038 and I think Baricza would appreciate the help. 350 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,213 I would. I would. 351 00:32:00,605 --> 00:32:02,346 Well, you got it. 352 00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:49,804 Yo. Yeah, this is Davies. 353 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,718 Look, uh, I'm zeroed in, but the price and the expenses 354 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,849 are gonna go up. 355 00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:56,546 Hey, hey, hey, look, look, hold it. 356 00:32:56,588 --> 00:32:58,373 I mean, either you want the kid or you don't. 357 00:32:58,415 --> 00:33:00,809 Say the word, I'll drop it. 358 00:33:00,851 --> 00:33:02,331 Okay. 359 00:33:02,374 --> 00:33:05,116 Look, uh, I got some plans to firm up but, uh 360 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,855 I'll put the kid in your hands by the end of the week. 361 00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:10,857 Yeah. Don't worry. I'll let you know. 362 00:33:23,514 --> 00:33:26,691 Miss Gilford? I'm Officer Hutchins. 363 00:33:26,733 --> 00:33:30,171 I'd like to ask you a question or two. It won't take long. 364 00:33:30,213 --> 00:33:31,605 Oh! 365 00:33:33,084 --> 00:33:35,434 The uniform.. 366 00:33:35,477 --> 00:33:37,522 You weren't wearing it yesterday. 367 00:33:39,478 --> 00:33:41,915 Were you trying to kill yourself up there yesterday? 368 00:33:48,135 --> 00:33:50,093 Yes and no. 369 00:33:50,136 --> 00:33:52,877 I wanted to. 370 00:33:52,919 --> 00:33:54,921 I was heading right for that cliff. 371 00:33:57,139 --> 00:33:59,967 And then suddenly.. 372 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:02,795 ...I knew I couldn't be a coward anymore. 373 00:34:02,837 --> 00:34:05,883 And then this car came from nowhere 374 00:34:05,926 --> 00:34:07,797 and I lost control of my truck. 375 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,931 You don't believe me, do you? 376 00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:16,714 Cora, we believe you. 377 00:34:18,888 --> 00:34:22,240 Cora, we know you've been having a pretty awful time lately. 378 00:34:22,281 --> 00:34:25,110 Yeah. They took my animals. 379 00:34:26,892 --> 00:34:28,459 It scared 'em so.. 380 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,854 It seemed like there wasn't anything left. 381 00:34:33,895 --> 00:34:36,202 I can't afford the boarding fees. 382 00:34:36,245 --> 00:34:38,725 They'll be sold.. 383 00:34:38,768 --> 00:34:40,248 ...or destroyed. 384 00:34:55,471 --> 00:34:57,908 Listen, you two are almost neighbors. 385 00:34:57,951 --> 00:35:00,606 You wouldn't know anybody who could, uh 386 00:35:00,647 --> 00:35:02,736 help us out with the animals, would you? 387 00:35:06,955 --> 00:35:09,000 Hey, now, wait a minute, you guys. 388 00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:11,176 Hey, come on, it's only temporary. 389 00:35:11,218 --> 00:35:13,177 And think of the advantages. It'd be like owning-- 390 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:15,134 - No, no, no, wait a minute. 391 00:35:15,177 --> 00:35:16,961 'I mean, retirement and everything, everything's right.' 392 00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:19,658 'I mean, you just go out there and take care of this--' 393 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,096 - You guys really play dirty. - I'd do all the work myself. 394 00:35:24,137 --> 00:35:26,052 I mean, it wouldn't be any trouble at all. 395 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:34,273 Thank you! 396 00:35:44,886 --> 00:35:46,801 Okay, one more reminder. 397 00:35:46,843 --> 00:35:52,458 Secret Service Seminar, tomorrow night, uh, 7:30 pm. 398 00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:55,240 - Not one word. You promised. 399 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:58,677 - Not one word. - Okay, not one word. 400 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,851 But would you, uh, step up here a minute, please? 401 00:36:00,894 --> 00:36:03,244 The rest of you, uh, hit your beats. 402 00:36:10,028 --> 00:36:13,423 Now if you'll permit me to say so privately 403 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,336 I enjoyed having you with us. 404 00:36:15,379 --> 00:36:20,688 And this is your last day, so, uh, stay loose. 405 00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:23,733 Staying loose is how I made it through 30 years. 406 00:36:23,774 --> 00:36:25,472 - See you around. - Okay. 407 00:36:38,694 --> 00:36:40,435 Not one word. 408 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:52,007 - Hey, congratulations. - Hey, congratulations. 409 00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:55,965 Derk! Hey, Hutchins. Derk! Hutchins! 410 00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:58,575 Yeah? - Somebody to see you up front. 411 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,010 Okay. 412 00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:04,882 - Go get 'em, Derk! - Go get 'em, Derk. 413 00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,057 - Good luck. - Thanks a lot. 414 00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:17,323 Cora? 415 00:37:19,627 --> 00:37:24,066 - Hey, you look pretty good. - Oh, thank you. 416 00:37:26,804 --> 00:37:29,198 Cold hands. 417 00:37:29,241 --> 00:37:31,852 Well, you know what they say, warm heart. 418 00:37:34,808 --> 00:37:36,332 You going out today? 419 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:40,073 Yeah, it's, uh, something between me and myself. 420 00:37:42,812 --> 00:37:44,162 Wanna have dinner later? 421 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,990 Cora, the man is supposed to ask the woman. 422 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,383 - That's old-fashioned. - Ah! 423 00:37:54,644 --> 00:37:56,168 7:30 okay? 424 00:37:59,081 --> 00:38:00,561 Be careful. 425 00:38:05,345 --> 00:38:06,911 Oh, for Pete's sake. 426 00:38:21,527 --> 00:38:23,398 How ya doing, pal? 427 00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:25,182 - It's alright. 428 00:38:25,224 --> 00:38:28,967 Okay, look, uh, half now 429 00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,401 half when we land in Reno, alright? 430 00:38:30,444 --> 00:38:32,054 - Yeah. - Now, look, here's what I want. 431 00:38:32,096 --> 00:38:33,794 I want that plane at the end of the runway. 432 00:38:33,836 --> 00:38:36,012 I want that engine hot and ready to go, okay? 433 00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:38,927 I'll be ready. I don't plan to get nailed for a kidnapping. 434 00:38:38,970 --> 00:38:42,452 Kidnap It's a custody fight. 435 00:38:42,493 --> 00:38:44,713 It's the muddiest legal area of them all. 436 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,670 Oh, it's not a very tidy world. 437 00:38:46,713 --> 00:38:48,802 Uh-huh. Look at how smart you got, huh? 438 00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:51,586 You're gonna go far. I'll see you tomorrow, alright. 439 00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:53,064 Yeah, right. 440 00:39:20,337 --> 00:39:22,687 Now, you eat all your cake, okay? 441 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,431 Lisa, wait for mommy, honey. 442 00:39:32,474 --> 00:39:34,693 - 'Dry cleaning.' 443 00:39:34,736 --> 00:39:37,739 - Dry cleaning, mommy. - Thank you, darling. Love you. 444 00:39:42,305 --> 00:39:45,221 What are you doing here? No! No! Please! 445 00:39:45,262 --> 00:39:47,612 - Aah! - No, please. No! 446 00:39:47,655 --> 00:39:50,005 - Ow! - Aah! Mom! 447 00:39:50,047 --> 00:39:52,528 Help, mommy! 448 00:39:52,571 --> 00:39:55,095 Mommy! Mom! 449 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:00,532 No! No, wait! 450 00:40:02,836 --> 00:40:04,011 'Lisa!' 451 00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:09,449 Do you think it's a real romance? 452 00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:13,278 I don't know. Like you said, matchmaking is an art. 453 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,758 But I think Cora's kind of turned on. 454 00:40:16,799 --> 00:40:19,541 'West Valley units, we have a reported kidnap.' 455 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,672 'Last seen southbound on West Valley Road.' 456 00:40:21,714 --> 00:40:23,629 'Units responding, identify.' 457 00:40:31,111 --> 00:40:33,722 7 Mary 3 and 4 will cover the 405 northbound 458 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,244 from Santa Monica. 459 00:40:35,286 --> 00:40:36,940 '10-4, 7 Mary 3.' 460 00:40:49,859 --> 00:40:52,688 7 Charles, suspect is heading southbound to the 405. 461 00:40:52,729 --> 00:40:54,253 I'm rolling from Mulholland. 462 00:40:55,862 --> 00:40:58,734 7 Mary 3 and 4 intercept the suspect from Sunset. 463 00:41:13,349 --> 00:41:14,828 - Alright, take it easy. 464 00:41:14,871 --> 00:41:18,527 I wanna go home. I wanna go home. 465 00:41:32,705 --> 00:41:34,315 He's taking the Sunset off. 466 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:58,981 7 Charles, I lost contact at Sunset and 405. 467 00:42:01,067 --> 00:42:03,374 He didn't turn east. I would have seen him. 468 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:06,245 Take the freeway south. He might have gone back on. 469 00:42:06,287 --> 00:42:08,332 Okay, you take Sepulveda. I'll take Clover Field. 470 00:43:05,532 --> 00:43:10,015 7 Mary 9, in pursuit of a 207 suspect 471 00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:13,190 southbound on Bundy, off Pico. 472 00:43:16,842 --> 00:43:18,539 Jon, the kid's father lives in Las Vegas. 473 00:43:18,582 --> 00:43:20,453 He's heading for the airport. 474 00:43:32,937 --> 00:43:35,853 'I wanna go home!' 475 00:43:35,894 --> 00:43:37,766 Alright, go, go, go. Let's go. 476 00:43:43,637 --> 00:43:47,424 Alright, come on, let's go. Get this turkey off the ground. 477 00:43:51,598 --> 00:43:52,947 Come on, they're almost here. 478 00:43:52,990 --> 00:43:54,992 Can't you get any more speed out of this thing? 479 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,744 Go, come on, come on. Go, go. 480 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:22,614 'Let's go! Take off, will you?' 481 00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:39,404 Take off, will you? 482 00:44:39,447 --> 00:44:41,187 I can't. He's jammed the controls. 483 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:04,199 Okay, flight's canceled. You wanna step out? 484 00:45:04,242 --> 00:45:06,287 Davies, I want the little girl. 485 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:08,070 Alright, alright, she's yours. 486 00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:14,421 Alright, come out of there, Davies. 487 00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:15,813 Do you guys ever give up? 488 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,075 - Come on, move it. - Alright, alright. 489 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:18,423 Put your left hand on your head. 490 00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:23,731 Hell, you have a lot to tell your mommy, don't you? 491 00:45:23,772 --> 00:45:27,515 Okay. Hey! I think she's gonna be okay. 492 00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:28,993 Hi, sweetheart. My name is Sindy. 493 00:45:29,036 --> 00:45:30,603 You wanna take a ride in my police car? 494 00:45:36,431 --> 00:45:37,954 - Be seeing you. - Okay. 495 00:45:45,479 --> 00:45:48,656 Well, did you learn your airplane stopping technique 496 00:45:48,697 --> 00:45:50,960 at the academy, Poncherello? 497 00:45:51,003 --> 00:45:53,614 Hey, I was just following your orders, sarge. 498 00:45:53,657 --> 00:45:56,442 - You said we were supposed-- 499 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:58,790 Supposed to look after me, huh? 500 00:46:01,574 --> 00:46:04,315 Yeah, and if I didn't move in, Derk would have had a chance 501 00:46:04,357 --> 00:46:06,794 to mess up a perfect safety record. 502 00:46:06,837 --> 00:46:08,578 After all, I can afford it. 503 00:46:10,491 --> 00:46:13,319 Look, Poncherello, if you're thinkin' I would do a stunt 504 00:46:13,362 --> 00:46:16,539 like that, you're crazy. I mean, life is too short as it is. 505 00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:40,244 Oh! 506 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,596 Here they are, the rest of the family. 507 00:46:44,637 --> 00:46:47,858 Hi, guys. Oh, Cassy. 508 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:52,688 Oh, Cassy, look, look. Isn't it marvelous? 509 00:46:52,728 --> 00:46:55,122 It's all so beautiful. We're all together again. 510 00:46:55,164 --> 00:46:57,471 And you're gonna really like it here. 511 00:46:57,514 --> 00:47:00,125 Ah, it's temporary, of course. 512 00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:01,820 Uh.. 513 00:47:01,863 --> 00:47:04,256 Come on, you ungrateful mutt. 514 00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:05,779 Cassy, mind your manners. 515 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,259 Oh, Derk's in trouble now. 516 00:47:09,302 --> 00:47:12,000 Alright, come on in here, you.. 517 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:13,957 Never heard of such a thing as a goat in a garage. 518 00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:16,741 - Over here. - Come on, you guys. 519 00:47:16,784 --> 00:47:18,655 Derk, watch out! 520 00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:21,614 - Watch out. 521 00:47:21,655 --> 00:47:24,179 Derk! Oh, take this, take this. 522 00:47:24,222 --> 00:47:26,485 Are you alright? 523 00:47:26,528 --> 00:47:28,312 She just wants you to pet her. 524 00:47:28,354 --> 00:47:31,357 - Come on. - Very sweet. 525 00:47:31,399 --> 00:47:33,183 All it takes is a little tenderness. 526 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:34,967 Now, Cassy, come on. 527 00:47:41,883 --> 00:47:44,276 Derk, before this is over, you'll be gassing up goats 528 00:47:44,318 --> 00:47:45,537 and milking motorcycles. 529 00:47:47,015 --> 00:47:48,800 - Hey, Derk. 530 00:47:48,842 --> 00:47:52,019 Look, they're already paying rent. 531 00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:56,619 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39098

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