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They're creepy and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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-The mail's in.
-Never mind, Lurch, I'II get it.
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My new carving knife.
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Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it?
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Well, darling, autopsy's a fine game.
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But this is for carving works of art.
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Well, either I've got tough hair
or this knife needs sharpening.
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There, darling,
I think it's sharp enough now.
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Lovely, Morticia. querida mia.
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-Hurry up, Gomez.
-Are you getting tired, Uncle Fester?
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No, I Iike to pose. It's so artistic.
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-Good. I want to get the inner you.
-Not with that.
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-Well, that's just for carving.
-That's what I'm afraid of.
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Not for carving you,
for carving your Iikeness.
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Now, Iet's see a Iittle more
of the Addams character.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Yes.
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Now, a Iittle more to the right.
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More.
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Keep going.
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Excellent.
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Are you sure you're getting enough
of my personality?
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Try it in reverse.
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Back up a Iittle.
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Keep going.
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Perfect.
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Yes, but are you sure
you're getting the real me?
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You're right. Let's have the real,
the true, the unadorned you.
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Beautiful. And now for immortality.
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Don't move, don't Iook,
don't even breathe.
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-Don't worry, I'II...
-Don't!
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That's it. Hold it.
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By Jove, I think I've done it.
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Why, Gomez, you're the Michelangelo
of Halloween pumpkins.
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How do you Iike it so far?
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Darling, you have the soul of an artist
and the touch of a surgeon.
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Halloween always inspires me.
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Are you Iooking forward to the guests
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who might come in tonight
for trick-or-treat?
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Oh, yes. And the children are so excited
about going out.
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Good.
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-I'd better see to the punch and cookies.
-AIways the perfect hostess.
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GOMEZ: Give us the smile.
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-Lurch, I see you have the bowl ready.
-Yes, Mrs. Addams.
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I think I'II start the punch
and Iet it mellow for a while.
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-You may fix the sandwiches, Lurch.
-Very good, Mrs. Addams.
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Divine.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Gomez!
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-Morticia!
-Yes?
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Wednesday and Pugsley are all dressed up
for trick-or-treat.
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Well, bring them down, bring them down.
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-Hear the siren?
-That's a police siren.
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Great, the tank's dry as a bone.
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Listen, next time we pull a stickup
will you get gas?
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AII right, all right, I forgot.
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Yeah, and you dropped your gun
in the getaway.
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Boy, this sure ain't your night.
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Come on, Iet's get out of here
before the cops spot us.
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And I'II take the Ioot.
I don't want you to forget it.
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I know, you're always mad, Marty.
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Hey, the whole area's heating up.
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We've gotta take cover someplace.
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-In there, quiet, behind that tree.
-Okay.
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Hey, hey.
I could've sworn that gate was closed.
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Man, you're beginning
to give me the creeps. Come on.
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What's the idea?
Why'd you slam it so hard?
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I was gonna ask you the same thing.
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-How do we Iook?
-Mama, these are far too...
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I agree, Gomez, they're much too startling.
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They'II scare the wits out of people.
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Yes. When you knock on neighbors' doors,
you'd better say,
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"Do not be alarmed.
We are only Iittle children."
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PUGSLEY: Can we go now?
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As soon as your father finishes
the jack-o'-Iantern.
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How do you Iike it?
Think it Iooks Iike Uncle Fester?
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Better!
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Good eye. A true Addams.
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This joint gives me the willies.
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Will you get off it? It's probably the house
of some sweet Iittle old Iady.
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Now, children,
are we ready for trick-or-treat?
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-We're ready, Father.
-Yeah, Iet's go.
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Fine. Now, these are to hold
all the goodies you'II get.
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I've got mine.
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AII right, Mama, we'II escort our
Iittle goblins on their Halloween rounds.
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-There's somebody coming, Marty.
-Yeah, I hear.
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-Will you put the mask away?
-I don't want them to recognize us.
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Look, Father, we have visitors.
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-WEDNESDAY: That man has a mask.
-They must be trick-or-treating.
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-Yes, yes, of course.
-Don't come any closer.
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Mama, you must be right.
Better make your speech, children.
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-Do not be alarmed.
-Do not be alarmed.
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-We are only Iittle children.
-We are only Iittle children.
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We're on our way
to play trick-or-treat, too.
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Yeah, we're out for Halloween, too.
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A perfect night for Halloween.
You must come in and celebrate with us.
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Sorry, we got other plans.
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On second thought,
we'II take you up on that offer.
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Splendid.
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Mama, I'II Ieave the children
in your capable hands.
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Don't keep them out too Iate.
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-Just Iong enough to fill up our bags.
-Goodbye, Father.
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Morticia, our first guests have arrived.
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This is my wife. Morticia, this is...
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How ridiculous!
I forgot to ask your names.
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Look, Mac,
if you're thinking you're going to be...
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I'm Marty and he's CIaude.
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Welcome to our home.
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Hey, that's quite an outfit
you got on, Iady.
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Thank you. I always wear this one
for Halloween.
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Looks real good for Halloween.
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We always try to get our home
in the Halloween mood, too.
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Yeah, you sure do.
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I heard voices, Gomez.
Who is it? Do we have guests?
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Indeed we have, Uncle Fester.
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This is Marty and CIaude.
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PIeased to meet you.
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You... You folks sure
don't hold back on Halloween.
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It's our favorite holiday.
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And this is our butler, Lurch.
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-Pal, you top 'em all.
-Yes, Lurch is tops.
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Most efficient, too.
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I forgot to Iight the pumpkin.
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It Iooks just Iike me. Excuse me.
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Gentlemen, come over here
and I'II give you a treat.
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-Open your bag.
-Don't start getting cute, mister.
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Now, now, there's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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I think it's rather heartwarming
that adults get in the Halloween spirit.
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-Yeah, but just the same, I ain't...
-I told you he was efficient.
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-Excuse me, Lurch.
-Why, you dirty...
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Take it easy, Marty.
Let's see what happens.
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It's full of money.
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Okay, pal, you had your Iook.
Now just hand it over.
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Morticia, our neighbors
have given these gentlemen
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hundreds of dollars in trick-or-treat.
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Makes one proud to Iive
in such a neighborhood.
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And I was going to give you apples.
My apologies, gentlemen.
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There, that's better. Happy Halloween.
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-Would you excuse us a minute?
-Of course. Go right ahead, gentlemen.
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-Did you see what I saw?
-Yeah, a drawer full of Ioot.
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Yeah, and the mask the big guy's got on.
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We ought to wear something Iike that
the next time we pull a job.
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I'm gonna find out where he got it.
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Friend, we've been admiring the mask.
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Mind telling us where it come from?
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It is mine.
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Yeah, I know, but where did...
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He's for real.
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They're all for real.
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Must you go?
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We better, we better.
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Just when things were beginning
to perk up.
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-Can't you stay a bit Ionger?
-Not this season, Iady.
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Well, since you treated us so nice,
I guess we'II stick around for a while.
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Capital!
We'II celebrate in the old tradition.
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-I'II see to the punch.
-I shall help you, my dear.
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Fester, get the Halloween poems
from the Iibrary.
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Lurch, you get the tub ready
for the bobbing game.
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You gentlemen make yourselves at home.
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The cops sounded
Iike they were right outside.
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Yeah, guess we better stay put for a while.
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And as Iong as we gotta stay,
we may as well make the most of it.
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Okay. I'm kind of hungry.
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Not the food, stupid.
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You saw that drawer full of money.
They probably got a Iot of jewelry, too.
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We'II clean them out, and then
we'II scram when the coast is clear.
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I'm with you, pal.
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I do think our guests
are charming, don't you?
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Yes, especially the one with the scar.
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He reminds me of Rupert Styx.
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He has the same beautiful, beady eyes.
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I thought we'd agreed, Morticia,
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never to mention
the name of Rupert Styx again.
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-Gomez, darling, you're not still jealous?
-You were engaged to him.
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Oh, well, I was just a silly young girl then.
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I was fascinated by his Iong fingernails
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and the way his Iip curled when he smiled.
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He was a handsome devil.
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Morticia, please never mention
his name again.
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I promise, bubele.
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querida mia.
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When we're together, darling,
every night is Halloween.
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The punch is ready.
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-It's Iocked. We gotta get a key.
-We may have to rough 'em up a Iittle.
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Yeah, well, that's my department.
You just watch.
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It's a good thing one of us
is all there tonight.
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Hey. Here they come.
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We take 'em.
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Okay, folks, this is a stickup.
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MORTICIA: I'm so sorry the children
aren't here. They'd be so amused.
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Let's not rush the food.
The punch is ready
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but first Gomez will read us
a Halloween poem.
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-Here's the poem, Gomez.
-Thank you, Uncle Fester.
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It's our favorite. No Halloween would
seem quite complete without it.
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Won't you gentlemen please be seated?
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-Poem? We'd be better off in jail.
-Shut up!
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I'II fix the Iights.
It'II put us in the proper mood.
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FESTER: Lurch! To the harpsichord.
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"It was Halloween evening
and through the abode
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"Not a creature was stirring,
not even a toad
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"Jack-o'-Ianterns are hung
on the gallows with care
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MORTICIA: "To guide sister witch
as she flies through the air"
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Drawn by eight beautiful bats.
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"And she calls out to them
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"Come FIitter, come FIutter
Come FIapper and FIyer
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"Come Chitter, come Chatter,
Come Vicious Vampire"
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Excuse me.
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Is something wrong?
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Good heavens!
What in the world brought that on?
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It's obvious. They just don't Iike poetry.
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Gentlemen,
I'm so glad you decided to stay.
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You are staying, aren't you?
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-If you say so.
-We Iike you folks.
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Wonderful. Now we'II have some real fun.
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Yes, we're going to play
an old-fashioned Halloween game.
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-Game?
-Yes, a bobbing game.
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PIease, if you don't mind,
we'II just sit here quiet for a while
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-and then scram.
-No, you must play.
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-Okay, okay, if you say so.
-Sure.
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We used to play the game.
Marty, you remember.
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Yeah, that's where everybody kneels
around a tub and bobs for the apples.
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-Apples? Apples?
-Well, what do you bob for?
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Look, Marty.
238
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:53,391
We call it "Bobbing for the crab."
A real challenge.
239
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:58,435
-Yeah, but that crab's alive.
-And full of snap, too.
240
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That's the challenge.
241
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-GOMEZ: Great sport.
-I'II go first.
242
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:05,957
Uncle Fester, no.
243
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:11,609
-That honor belongs to our guests.
-Oh, no, no. You go ahead, pal.
244
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,304
-No, I was rude.
-We Iike rudeness.
245
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:19,043
PIease, we insist.
246
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:23,391
-After you, CIaude.
-No, be my guest.
247
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:27,174
I'II get it.
It's probably some more trick-or-treaters.
248
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:28,739
Darling, ask them in.
249
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:31,261
I just Iove Halloween.
250
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:37,087
Well, now, those are interesting costumes.
251
00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:39,478
These are not costumes.
We're police officers.
252
00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:40,957
GOMEZ: Well, come in.
253
00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,913
Just checking the neighborhood.
Everything all right here?
254
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,957
Yes, fine. We're just getting into
the Halloween spirit. Care to join us?
255
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:54,522
-No, thanks, we're on a manhunt.
-Nice night for it.
256
00:18:57,565 --> 00:19:00,478
-You won, you won.
-Both won.
257
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Ole, ole.
258
00:19:01,913 --> 00:19:03,913
PIease get it off.
259
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,043
Get it off!
260
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:12,826
Isn't that absolutely amazing?
Would you Iike to try it again?
261
00:19:12,913 --> 00:19:16,913
-Try it again? I'd rather wrestle a Iion.
-Would you? Wonderful.
262
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,652
MORTICIA: Kitty? Here Kitty, Kitty.
263
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-No!
-No!
264
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,913
Poor Kitty. Just terrified of people.
265
00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:35,087
Well, it's my turn now.
266
00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:53,000
Cops or no cops,
we'd better blow before we get killed.
267
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,130
But it bugs me to Ieave all that Ioot
in the drawer.
268
00:20:00,957 --> 00:20:03,739
They wanna play games,
we'II play 'em a game.
269
00:20:03,826 --> 00:20:05,348
A game that'II get us the Ioot.
270
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:08,826
-Look, money isn't everything.
-It's enough.
271
00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:14,478
Hey, folks. CIaude and I got a game
we wanna play. It's called hide-and-seek.
272
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,391
Hide-and-seek?
273
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:23,304
Sounds rather mild
compared to bobbing for crabs.
274
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,870
-It'II fool you.
-Goody.
275
00:20:26,087 --> 00:20:28,870
Let's try it.
I'm not having much Iuck down here.
276
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:35,870
Well, Claude and I'll be "it," see,
and everybody else scrams and hides.
277
00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:39,435
-Then what happens?
-We find you.
278
00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:44,696
-Yes?
-Then we hide.
279
00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:47,348
And you find us.
280
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:51,565
-Yes?
-That's it.
281
00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,130
Excuse us for a moment.
282
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,957
My dear, I think we made a terrible
mistake inviting those two men in.
283
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,870
-You do?
-Hide-and-seek?
284
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:08,217
Well, I'II admit it is a bit eccentric.
And they are rather strange.
285
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:11,000
But, after all, they're guests in our home.
286
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,348
You're right. Addams hospitality.
287
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,522
-You're ready?
-Ready.
288
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:21,696
Okay, now everybody hides
and we'II count to ten.
289
00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:24,478
MARTY: Pal, we're ready.
290
00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:26,870
Goody. I Iove games.
291
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,217
You, too.
292
00:21:32,304 --> 00:21:34,174
Okay, here we go.
293
00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:38,913
One, two, three,
294
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,217
four, five, six...
295
00:21:42,304 --> 00:21:44,870
Knock it off. Get the drawer open.
296
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,783
-Hurry up!
-Okay, okay.
297
00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:00,652
Oh, boy.
298
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:05,261
I can't wait to get out that door.
299
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,609
-Okay. Come on.
-Okay.
300
00:22:21,304 --> 00:22:24,739
This Ioot will pay us back
for all the trouble we went through.
301
00:22:25,565 --> 00:22:27,174
-It's Iocked!
-Now what?
302
00:22:28,957 --> 00:22:30,304
Break the window.
303
00:22:35,174 --> 00:22:38,870
-Did you...
-Let's get out of here!
304
00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:49,696
-They're not seeking very hard.
-Strange game.
305
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:54,000
-They must want us to win.
-Very sporting.
306
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,348
Now, two of them went in there
and the big guy's back there.
307
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:15,609
This way.
308
00:23:27,826 --> 00:23:28,957
Let's go.
309
00:23:32,435 --> 00:23:34,261
What's the matter with them?
310
00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:39,000
Well, they ask us to hide
and then they just run off.
311
00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:40,739
Couple of oddballs.
312
00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:43,174
They'II be all right. Look.
313
00:23:43,261 --> 00:23:46,304
Those nice policemen are helping them
into their squad car.
314
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:48,783
Probably going to give them a Iift home.
315
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:09,565
Darling, did you pay your dues
to the Zen-Yogi society?
316
00:24:09,652 --> 00:24:11,913
My dear, I'm a paid-up member.
317
00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:14,217
This is their Iatest position.
318
00:24:15,435 --> 00:24:17,870
-Are you comfortable?
-Don't I Iook it?
319
00:24:18,565 --> 00:24:19,652
Of course.
320
00:24:20,261 --> 00:24:22,739
Is there anything new
in the paper tonight?
321
00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:26,087
Nothing much.
322
00:24:26,391 --> 00:24:28,478
A revolution in South America,
323
00:24:28,565 --> 00:24:31,435
a war in Asia, a flood...
324
00:24:31,522 --> 00:24:33,043
Oh, here's something.
325
00:24:33,478 --> 00:24:36,913
It says our friends, Marty and CIaude,
were sent up the river.
326
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,522
Good. They needed a vacation.
327
00:24:39,572 --> 00:24:44,122
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