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Welcome to the Bidgee Pub
trivia night.
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What is the maximum penalty
for drug dealing in this state?
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What the devil is she up to?
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CASSIE: There are three motives
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responsible for
nearly all murders.
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- What are they?
- (GARETH SCREAMS)
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It's a pub, Your Honour,
not a fucking courtroom!
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Dom's dead, Andy.
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(SILENCED GUNSHOT)
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Hope you're not thinking about
stealing a car
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and leaving town, hot stuff.
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You have to come now. Hurry!
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Hugo?
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Where am I?
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(SHOUTS IN PANIC)
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(STAMMERS)
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(SCREAMS)
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HUGO: At first, I was scared.
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But I knew I was being given
the opportunity...
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...that would slip through
the fingers of lesser men.
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- JIMMY: Hmm.
- (HUGO SLURPS NOISILY)
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It was incredible.
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There I was.
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I could almost reach out
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and touch the stars.
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And...
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Mere words cannot do it justice.
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The colours.
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Like a thousand
burst eye vessels
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smooched together.
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The planets were like...
uh...
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...um, giant, ancient skulls
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floatin' in a sea of darkness.
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Anyway, there I was,
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just turnin' like
a rotisserie chicken.
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I was at the very rim
of the galaxy.
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There were vibratin'
voids of darkness
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and swarms of meteors
and nebulae
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and... red dwarfs.
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I really don't know
how long I was gone
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before I was lookin'
down at the earth again,
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floatin' high above the town.
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Then a blindin' bright light
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shot me back.
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That's where I've been.
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Convenient they dropped you
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outside the pub
on its busiest night.
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I wonder why
they didn't drop you
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back where you were abducted.
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Who can explain alien logic?
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NOEL: So...
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...why are you naked?
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My clothes disintegrated
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when I was beamed up, Noel!
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Do you have any idea what's been
going on around here?
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Do you...
Do you recognise this man?
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(TENDER MUSIC)
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Never seen him before.
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(SCOFFS) I knew it.
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Oh, yes. Andy. How's tricks?
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(ALL GASP)
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LEON: Fuckin' bang!
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(QUIRKY SYNTH MUSIC)
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DANIELS: Let me
get this straight.
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We've been investigating
the murder...
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...of someone
who isn't even dead.
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Well, we, uh... we're...
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...still waiting for
Forensics and DNA testing.
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- And while we were waiting...
- Then you wait.
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Yep.
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You know that shit
takes weeks up here.
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You've made a huge assumption
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without the facts.
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The facts... were, sir, that
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a missing man's body was found
in that missing man's ute.
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So...
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Except it wasn't that dickhead,
was it?
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And then you go and arrest
that American for it.
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I mean, you have left us
wide open!
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(DANIELS SIGHS)
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- You're gonna fix this.
- Yep. I am.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Or you can forget about
that promotion.
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Or I'll see to it that
you're shovelling shit
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at the horse cops for
the rest of your career.
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Get out of my sight.
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Yep.
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Oh, now. I'm going.
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(DANIELS MUTTERS) Jesus Christ.
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GERALDINE: Sorry.
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Why am I here?
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What's goin' on?
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You are now the suspect
in a murder investigation.
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And if you don't start
telling me the truth,
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I will have to assume
that you are responsible,
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and I will do everything
in my power to prove it.
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Now, a dead man was found
in your burnt-out ute
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and I wanna know who he is.
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(LAUGHS)
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You are... jokin', aren't ya?
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Do I fuckin' look like
I'm jokin'?
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Nah.
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Where the hell have you been?
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If I'm honest...
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...I think I was somewhere
in the Andromeda galaxy.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ANDY SIGHS)
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Andy waits anxiously
in the police station.
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He hasn't had a chance
to speak to his father.
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What will his first words be?
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Andy appreciates the help,
but he just saw his dad
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for the first time in decades
last night
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and the asshole pretended like
he didn't even exist,
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so maybe Andy is not
in the mood for
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your little poddo-whacker, or
whatever you people call them.
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We actually just call it
a podcast.
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Also...
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...my friend is dead.
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Are you sure you don't want
a lift back to Bidgee?
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I mean, Hugo might be here
for a while.
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No. I'm not letting him
out of my sight.
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OK.
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Fine.
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I think I just got my period.
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I'm just gonna... I'll be a sec.
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You don't have to narrate
everything.
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- MAN: I found it.
- MAN 2: I saw it first.
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RORY: They're fighting over
some cash
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they say washed up
near the port.
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- Smithy's checking it out.
- Yeah, righto.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Alright, I see. OK.
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But this is off the record.
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Ahh!
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I'm not a fuckin' reporter,
you idiot.
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I'm the law!
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- Speak!
- Alright. Alright.
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OK.
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Fine. Mate, you were right.
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I was not, in fact, in space.
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I was... in Darwin.
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At the... the Breezy Nut Motel.
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- What room?
- I was in room 308.
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And, um... you can check on that.
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I...I hired two adult movies
there on my bill.
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'Forrest Hump' and 'Fist Club'.
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(CHUCKLES) Not that good,
though. Three stars.
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I also frequented
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the Handy Helpers
massage parlour next door.
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You can check with
the lovely ladies
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who own that fine establishment.
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It's the beautiful Monique
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and the voluptuous Ava.
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Or was it Eva? Eva?
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What was that whole alien
abduction bullshit story about?
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What was that?
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It was supposed to be...
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...a publicity stunt
for my UFO tours.
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GERALDINE: Fuck me dead.
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Look, business has not been
goin' so good.
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So I thought I'd give it
a little PR push
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if I, like, vanished.
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I don't know
what I was thinkin'.
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I mean, fuckin' UFO tours.
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It's a dud.
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It was Noel's idea.
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From the start, I should never
have stolen it off him.
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Fuckin' Noel.
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You saw the tape.
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What tape?
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HUGO: I made a tape.
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I thought someone would
report me missin'
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and then they'd find the tape,
they'd leak it to the papers
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and then a whole horde of people
would come and do my UFO tours.
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But no-one's even
fuckin' heard of it!
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And now my ute's
burnt to a crisp.
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That... shitbox was the nicest
thing I ever owned.
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Did someone really die in it?
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Mmm.
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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GERALDINE: Right. Just get me
the sign-out sheet.
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What are you doin' here?
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Giving you a ride home.
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Whoa, wow, thanks.
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I appreciate it.
The bus'll be along soon.
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(FIRMLY) I...am giving you...
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...a ride.
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Soon as I get my car back, please.
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Your what?
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The car you took in for evidence
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when you thought that
I killed my father,
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who is not dead.
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Oh, right.
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You'll get a phone call
when that's ready.
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Meanwhile, we'll be keeping
a very close eye
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on the both of you.
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ANDY: But I...
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I'm here now.
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GERALDINE: Can't hear you.
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Well, guess that plan's
gone out the window, huh?
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ANDY: No.
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It did not.
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(SIGHS) Yeah, righto,
you're getting' a bit handsy.
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- What's your rush?
- Hurry up and get in the car.
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Buy me a drink first!
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Hey, did you see
that guy I was with?
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OFFICER: Just left.
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(TYRES SQUEAL)
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You dickhead!
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(INTENSE MUSIC)
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Why didn't you go when we were
back at the station?
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You were rushin' me.
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(ANDY SIGHS)
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Oh, that Geraldine's
a force of nature.
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Huh!
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I'm glad to be outta there.
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Although I did just
get back from
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a pretty little hotel in Darwin.
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ANDY: Knew it.
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- Had a lovely pool.
- I don't care.
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Mate, if I will allow myself
one complaint,
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the minibar fridge, 'twas empty.
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I mean, whatever happened to
those little bottles of booze
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they used to have?
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Remember?
And the baby chocolate bars.
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And the nuts
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and the fizzy drinks and the...
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(SHOUTS) Just tell me already!
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What? What?
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Where is the money?
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Can I just...
commence my piss first
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before we get into
the heavy shit?
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Why is it taking so long?
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I can't go when
you're watchin' me.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, my God. Hugo, how long
could it possibly take...
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Hey! Asshole!
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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Hey!
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(SIGHS)
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Hugo!
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(CROW CAWS)
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Hey!
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Dad!
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Just stop, will you?
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Stay back!
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You don't think
it hasn't dawned on me
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that you might be the bad apple
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that killed that bloke
in my ute?
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Me?!
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Maybe you thought
it was me in there.
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He's... I di...
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- I'm your son!
- Oh, alright!
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Don't need to keep
bangin' on about it.
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(SIGHS)
264
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,860
Just tell me where the money is.
265
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,860
This is what you wanna
talk about, the money, is it?
266
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,740
You come all this way
after all this time
267
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,740
and you wanna know...
268
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,900
(SCREAMS) Yes! Where is it?!
269
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,260
Alright, then.
270
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,620
I'll tell you.
271
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,420
- But I will preface...
- Don't preface.
272
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,740
No, I will make a preface,
right? It's this.
273
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,180
It's that I have no idea why
you wanna talk about this now.
274
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,300
And I will make
a second preface.
275
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,500
No more prefaces!
It's too many prefaces!
276
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,100
Second preface is this.
277
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,010
It wasn't my fault.
278
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,130
Hindsight is 20/20, OK?
279
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,610
If I'd have known back then
what I know now, etc.
280
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:14,130
Just... tell me.
281
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,590
Alright. Fine.
282
00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:19,770
I invested it all in
283
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,690
what I thought was
gonna be a sure thing.
284
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,910
You invested it?
285
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,090
In what?
286
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,570
A magical tip-off
from someone in the know.
287
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,890
But then... (CHUCKLES)
288
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:35,490
...a typhoon came along and
destroyed the cherimoya farm.
289
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:40,530
I mean, how was I to predict
a freak weather event like that?
290
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,410
It was an act of God!
291
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,490
Your mother, she seemed
to understand at the time.
292
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,850
Well, more or less.
And I meant to pay her back.
293
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,250
I mean, honest. No, I did.
294
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:53,410
But, well, time does
funny things to a promise.
295
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,310
That's not the money
I'm talking about!
296
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,290
It's not?
297
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,530
I'm talking about
298
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,090
the quarter of a million dollars
299
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,410
that was in your bank account
that you found
300
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,290
and withdrew
and hid God knows where.
301
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:10,410
I don't have that kind of money.
302
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,250
Stop pretending.
303
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:15,690
You do not understand the
serious shit that we are in!
304
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,730
"We"?
305
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:19,130
Mate, you must be delusional.
306
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,730
Are you on medication
or somethin'?
307
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,490
OK. OK, fine, me. Me.
I'm in the shit.
308
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,210
If I don't find that money,
I'm dead.
309
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,930
Jeez, that don't sound too good.
310
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,970
No! It don't.
311
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:30,690
Mate,
312
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,050
I don't know what to tell ya.
313
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,770
I mean, honest,
I don't have your money.
314
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,010
I mean, why would I?
315
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:41,330
I haven't seen ya in over
20, or somethin', years.
316
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,570
Just don't make any sense.
317
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,530
Please, son! Please.
318
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,870
I am tellin' you the truth.
319
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,910
Hmm?
320
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,570
(SCREAMS)
321
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,170
(SIGHS)
322
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,270
Can't be that bad.
323
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,630
(PANTS)
324
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,400
- Hey, where you goin'?
- Back to the car.
325
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,500
Nah, the car's this way.
326
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,820
Hang on.
327
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:33,840
(SIGHS)
328
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,940
(DOOR OPENS)
329
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,320
Hey!
330
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,920
You're not going to Bidgeegud,
by any chance?
331
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,040
- We're not a taxi service.
- I know!
332
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:48,160
But I was wanting to interview
Sergeant Geraldine Walters
333
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:49,680
for my podcast, but I could
334
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,720
interview you instead
if you give me a lift.
335
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,760
(STAMMERS) Me?
No, I'm busy, I've...
336
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,460
Oh, but it's the best way to
tell your side of the story.
337
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,800
Look, Sergeant Walters actually
warned me about talking to you.
338
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,200
She did?
339
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,740
Yeah, and I'm sure
she had good reason.
340
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,640
(HUGO CHUCKLES)
341
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,640
Right, so... Alright, then,
let me get this straight.
342
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,280
You stole my identity
343
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,760
for the purposes of
money launderin'
344
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,440
and yet you're angry at me.
345
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,840
ANDY: I don't know where the
money's from or what it's for.
346
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,280
I just move it for them.
347
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,060
HUGO: I'm really surprised
at how you turned out.
348
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,000
I'm more than disappointed
in your mother.
349
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,760
She didn't do a good job
raisin' you.
350
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,860
ANDY: I'm warning you.
351
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,240
Hey, how is the old girl anyway?
352
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,440
She still swingin' her hips
when she walks?
353
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,540
She's dead.
354
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,820
She died last year.
355
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,560
I reached out to her.
356
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,080
I didn't hear back.
357
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,600
Oh! That's right.
358
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,840
Yeah, the one lousy 'wish you
were here' postcard you sent.
359
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,440
Yeah, she got that. Thank you.
360
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,400
I can see that you're determined
361
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,440
not to even begin
to understand my position.
362
00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,760
(SCOFFS)
363
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,800
Your mother was the only woman
364
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,960
who ever understood me.
365
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,060
That was the problem.
366
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,380
She was too good for me
and we both knew it.
367
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,360
Can I ask, though -
did she, uh...
368
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,320
- I mean, well, did you...
- What?
369
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,600
What is it?
370
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,880
What would you like to know
371
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,260
after all of these years
of zero interest?
372
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,920
Was it a burial or a cremation?
373
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,240
Cremation.
374
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,150
And what'd you do
with the ashes?
375
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,430
I put... They're...
376
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,070
I haven't decided
what to do with them yet.
377
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,110
(MIMICS STAMMERING)
What do you mean?
378
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,230
I mean they're in storage,
if you must know.
379
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,390
I haven't figured out
where to... sprinkle them.
380
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,550
Oh, Andrew!
381
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,590
- (SCOFFS)
- That is terrible.
382
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:42,270
You can't leave your mother
sittin' on some dusty shelf
383
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,350
in a storage container!
384
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:45,030
You shut the fuck up!
385
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:48,970
As if you have a single leg
to stand on!
386
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,470
I don't wanna hear another word
out of your fucking mouth.
387
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,570
I am not joking.
388
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,350
(ANDY SIGHS)
389
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,190
(SCOFFS) Where...
390
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,490
Where in God's name are we?
391
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,730
- Hello?
- Hmm?
392
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,350
Oh, really? You're allowin' me
to talk now, are you?
393
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,390
Yes! Yes, you're
allowed to talk.
394
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,110
Where the fuck are we?
395
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:19,210
I have no idea.
396
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:23,270
(TROUBLING MUSIC)
397
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,070
CASSIE: So what's it like
working for Sergeant Walters?
398
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,310
Turn that off.
399
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,270
Pretty embarrassing
how she arrested Andy
400
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,550
for his dad's murder and
turns out he wasn't even dead.
401
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,830
OK, Sergeant Walters
made a bold call, OK,
402
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,930
and I respect that.
403
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:40,870
Sergeant Walters is the smartest
person I've ever met.
404
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,750
And I've met people
with multiple degrees, OK?
405
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,590
- OK.
- She's... vivacious.
406
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:47,910
Vivacious?
407
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,070
Exciting. Inspiring.
408
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,630
As a cop, I mean.
409
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,830
And look, guess who just found a
cattle truck that went missing?
410
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:56,390
Sergeant Walters.
411
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,430
- So put that in your podcast.
- Thanks. I will.
412
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,390
That's actually classified, so
you're gonna have to delete...
413
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,790
Do you think it's related to
the body found in the ute?
414
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,890
A missing truck might have
a missing driver, right?
415
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,230
Has a missing driver
been reported?
416
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:11,290
If I give you a lift, are
you gonna stop asking questions?
417
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,350
You got any gum?
418
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,450
Nope.
419
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,230
I'd kill for a Mintie.
420
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,330
Whatever that is.
421
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,170
Wonder what your smile
looks like.
422
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170
Can I see it?
423
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,810
You always in
this shit of a mood?
424
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,020
You have any disorders
425
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,200
like anxiety or anythin'?
426
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,820
How do you sleep?
427
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,820
OK, can... can you just stop
428
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,060
feigning interest in me?
429
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,640
This feeble attempt at
making up for lost time is...
430
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,760
...boring.
431
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,580
I'm just genuinely interested,
that's all,
432
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:09,780
in what kind of genetic trail
I've left behind.
433
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,940
Aren't you curious?
434
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040
You know what?
435
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,920
I was curious from, uh,
about age 10 to maybe 20.
436
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,160
That's a whole decade of...
437
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,620
...spending every day
trying to remember
438
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,620
what your face looked like.
439
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,900
Wondering where you are,
you know?
440
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,060
Trying to figure out
441
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,700
what is so horrible about me
442
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,340
that a father could just...
just walk away
443
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,560
and never come back.
444
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,980
But you know what I did?
445
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,080
I got over it.
446
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,120
So, no, I'm not curious anymore.
447
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,040
I was presumed dead.
448
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,020
(ANDY SIGHS)
449
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,680
HUGO: Everyone in the town
thought I was dead.
450
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,160
Did they mourn me?
451
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,600
Did they miss me?
452
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,200
Do I matter?
453
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:15,540
You know, when I was yakkin' on
about my alien abduction story,
454
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,580
well, I was lookin' at
the dead eyes of the townsfolk
455
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,960
and I thought, "These people
don't deserve my stories."
456
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Who are these cunts really?
457
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,440
Why have I spent
so many years with them?
458
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:37,660
You know that feelin' when you
don't really belong anywhere?
459
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,340
So... I'm just wonderin'.
460
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,320
Is that somethin' also
in our blood?
461
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,910
Do you feel that too?
462
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,530
- One more question.
- I said no more.
463
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,210
MAN OVER RADIO: Alert priority
2. Body found at the port.
464
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,770
All available officers
to report.
465
00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:05,410
OK? That means everyone.
466
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,810
- Can I come?
- Hell, no!
467
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,210
I'll just sit in the car.
468
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:10,370
50 bucks says this new body's
the missing truckie.
469
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,010
Eh? Anyone game?
470
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:14,210
- I knew it!
- OK, this is serious work, OK?
471
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,850
OK. Yeah, fine. Great.
472
00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,650
I'll just go home
and file my report about
473
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,770
inter-office romance
between you and your boss.
474
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:21,170
How did you know about that?
475
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,550
I didn't. You just confirmed it.
476
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,650
Is it romance or more physical?
477
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,450
I mean, the power imbalance
won't look good for her
478
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:30,890
and even though you're a guy,
479
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,170
sexual harassment's still
frowned upon, isn't it?
480
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:34,570
(WHISPERS) OK, I just...
481
00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:36,670
Shit.
482
00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,510
HUGO: You know, you're right.
483
00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:47,170
Hmm? Maybe we shouldn't talk.
484
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:50,290
Because I'm offerin' pearls
of fatherly wisdom here
485
00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:52,370
and all you're interested in
is money.
486
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,370
OK, you know what? Let's talk.
487
00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:58,770
Why were you never interested
in what became of Mom and me?
488
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,410
I almost googled you once.
489
00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:02,690
Almost? Once.
490
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,530
Fuckin' Father of the Year
over here.
491
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,050
I meant to come back, honestly.
492
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,610
I did. I just got sidetracked.
493
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:10,730
Sidetracked?!
494
00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:12,370
Yeah, and you know
the weird thing?
495
00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:13,810
Oh, that wasn't the weird thing?
496
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,650
I had this epiphany
497
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,450
that you and your mother
were also a sidetrack,
498
00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,450
that everything that I had done
499
00:24:20,550 --> 00:24:23,090
was me bein' sidetracked from
what I was supposed to be doin'.
500
00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:24,450
And what might that be exactly?
501
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,130
Still haven't
worked that out yet.
502
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:27,970
OK, so to summarise,
503
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:32,490
Mom and I were a regrettable
detour on the aimless journey
504
00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:33,850
of your miserable life?
505
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,210
Oh, Andrew, don't be so cynical.
506
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:37,370
It's not as if I dropped you off
507
00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:40,410
in a little basket
at an orphanage or whatever.
508
00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:42,770
- You were all grown up.
- I was nine!
509
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:44,850
- In the animal kingdom...
- Nope.
510
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,810
...some birds leave their young
after a few weeks.
511
00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,450
I'm not an animal!
512
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:53,250
I trusted you to thrive
on your animal instincts.
513
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:55,410
God, can't you be grateful
514
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:57,480
that I showed that kind
of faith in you?
515
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:00,040
(SCREAMS) Oh, my God!
I can't listen to this anymore!
516
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,760
Alright. But why did you never
track me down, huh?
517
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:04,840
You don't see me
gettin' annoyed, do ya?
518
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,880
What, I'm not worth
trackin' down
519
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,400
unless you need somethin', yeah?
520
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:13,000
God, kids! Ugh! What leeches.
521
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,040
What did you just call me?
522
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,360
What?
523
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,000
Am I wrong? Where's the lie?
524
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,100
- Take it back.
- Nah.
525
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,480
Take it... BACK!
526
00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:25,280
- No!
- Take it back!
527
00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:26,400
No way!
528
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,120
Will you stop bloody chasin' me?
529
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:30,800
Would you... Cut it out!
530
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,600
This is bloody stupid!
531
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,700
We...
532
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,640
We need to be conservin'
our energy, right?
533
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,800
People die out here
all the time.
534
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,900
Good!
535
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:44,220
We deserve it.
536
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,280
The car.
537
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,560
(QUIRKY MUSIC)
538
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,660
What?
539
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,200
(HUGO CHUCKLES)
540
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,320
Ohh! Mwah!
541
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:04,180
Ohh! (CHUCKLES)
542
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,220
(ANDY STARTS ENGINE)
543
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:19,440
I've been asked
to wait in the car,
544
00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:21,540
but I need to take
a closer look.
545
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,080
I can see...
546
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,720
OFFICER: Forensics
just gave us...
547
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,360
CASSIE: ..police officers
standing around
548
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,460
what appears to be a body.
549
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,440
(DARK MUSIC)
550
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,540
Shit.
551
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:40,080
It's Gareth.
552
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,180
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
553
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,680
(HUGO SIGHS)
554
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,160
- Home, sweet home, I guess.
- (PHONE CHIMES)
555
00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:58,260
Holy shit.
556
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:01,300
What's that? What's goin' on?
557
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,920
Just got a text
from my friend Dom.
558
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,010
That's nice!
559
00:27:07,610 --> 00:27:09,750
Yeah.
560
00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:11,850
Except he's dead.
561
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,890
('CURRENCY' BY THE BLACK ANGELS)
562
00:27:34,090 --> 00:27:37,030
♪ Currency, carry me
563
00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:42,210
♪ Everyone is held hostage
564
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:50,110
♪ Currency means nothing
565
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:55,250
♪ How are they to spend us next?
566
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:04,530
♪ Do you want a stake in us? ♪
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