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Pinkie Pie: OK. All we need is a dot of salt, a dab of sugar

and a spritz of ginger.

Uh, are those real measurements?

How do you keep track without a recipe?

Pie baking is more art than science.

And this will be my masterpiece!

It's to celebrate Rainbow Dash's seventy-third

Wonderbolt training session!

Seventy-third? That's specific.

I know!

The pie is blueberry because Wonderbolt outfits are blue.

The crust is rainbow, for obvious reasons.

But the most special part is the seventy-three super-secret

sweets and spices that represent each training session!

Could you please pass the brown sugar, pink sugar, sweet-root,

apple-jelly, berry-mash and a towel?

You sure are going to a lot of trouble for Rainbow Dash's pie.

Phew! That's because I know how much she loves them.

My pies are her favorite!

It's worth all the trouble to see her happy.

Now I'm going to need some cocoa powder, cocoa flakes.

Ooh! Cocoa bar!

[chomp]

Want some?

Isn't that for the pie?

[laugh] Oh, Twilight! That's hilarious!

You don't mix chocolate into a blueberry pie!

This is my mid-morning, pie-making chocolate fuel that

keeps this pie baking train chugging down the tracks!

[chewing]

Break time's over!

Now let's finish this pie!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga CHOO-CHOO!

[giggle]

♪ My little pony, my little pony ♪

♪ Aaaahhh ♪

♪ My little Pony ♪

♪ I used to wonder what friendship could be. ♪

♪ My Little Pony ♪

♪ Until you all shared its magic with me. ♪

♪ Big adventure! ♪ ♪ Tons of fun ♪

♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪ Faithful and strong! ♪

♪ Sharing kindness ♪ ♪ it's an easy feat ♪

♪ And magic makes it all complete! ♪

♪ To have my little pony ♪

♪ Do you know you're all my very best friends? ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Good training, everypony.

Nice work, Crash.

You really added that sparkle to that pressure-diamond-drop.

SURPRISE!

Happy seventy-third Wonderbolt training session!

[toot!]

My seventy-third training session?

That's specific.

I know! I'm just so proud and happy for you!

I've been counting your training sessions.

I was going to wait until your 100th, but I got too excited

and I know how much you love pie,

so HAPPY SEVENTY-THIRD TRAINING SESSION!

WHAA? You didn't have to do this.

I know I didn't have to, but I really wanted to!

Have a bite.

Whoa! What's that?

Huh. Guess it was nothing.

But wow, this pie is the best I've ever had!

Mmm.

Is that cinnamon?

I knew you'd love it!

Have more. I made the whole thing for you.

Really? That's so great!

But I need to go change.

And then I have to take Tank to the vet.

His sensitive tortoise tummy's been acting up again.

Do you mind if I take this pie with me?

Of course not!

I gotta get back to my shift at Sugarcube Corner anyway.

Congratulations again!

Heh, thanks.

♪♪

I knew she'd love it.

[gasp]

Is that...

Is that...?

STOP!

[crash]

You didn't see a blueberry rainbow crust

seventy-three ingredient pie

with a slice eaten out of it in here, did you?

Uh, no?

Right. Of course you didn't.

That would be ridiculous because I made it for Rainbow Dash

and she loves my pies.

She would never throw them away like trash, in the trash,

with other trash, right?

RIGHT?

Um, right?

That pie couldn't have been the one I made,

I must be seeing things.

I did have a lot of chocolate this morning.

But what if I wasn't seeing things?

What if that was my pie?

That would be bananas!

[manic laughter]

[gasp]

Unless Rainbow Dash's been replaced by an imposter

who throws delicious pies away!

Or has she been brainwashed by a pie-hating evil queen?

You make a good point.

Rainbow Dash is too stubborn to be brainwashed.

Plus she hates washing.

Hmmm. There's something else going on here.

Let's look up a few of the more recent pies I've made for her.

The boysenberry pie I made for her birthday...

and her three half-birthday lemon meringues...

and the It's Not Your Birthday But Here's A Pie Anyway Day

custard pie!

She ate all of these, right?

Another pie?

Thank you so much!

Whoa, what's that?

Guess it was nothing.

Heh heh.

Awesome!

Three lemon meringues?

Hey, what's that over there?

Oh, never mind.

Great pies!

Happy It's Not Your Birthday But Here's Pie Anyway Day!

Thank you!

No way, check that out!

It's not even my birthday!

Oh, sorry, guess it was nothing.

[slurp]

But that custard was everything!

Have I ever really seen Rainbow Dash eat one of my pies?

And do I always look when somepony points behind me?

WHAT'S THERE?

Good one.

But I need answers!

I've sent Rainbow Dash a pie

every month she's been a Wonderbolt

and you're telling me you've never seen her eat one?

Affirmative...

or uh, negative.

I mean, she wasn't seen eating one.

Hmm... interesting.

Very interesting.

Are we under investigation?

As chief detective on the pie case,

I've labeled you all ponies-of-interest

so it's best you tell me everything you know.

Well, we have been getting mysterious

monthly pie donations.

Would you be able to pick these pies out of a line up?

I hear Rainbow Dash's pet tortoise, Tank,

has been having tummy troubles.

When did it start?

About a week ago.

Poor Tank had all the telltale signs of sugar overload:

jittery shell, sleeplessness, reptilian indigestion.

Hmm...

and this all happened the day after I made Rainbow Dash a

"thanks-for-lending-me-your- jacket" peach pie.

It seems the pieces of the puzzle are plopping into place,

but the picture isn't pretty.

Note to self: P alliteration pie.

Is that everything, Doctor?

Well, there's also this.

Interesting.

Did you have the lab analyze the flavor of that pie?

No, but you know, Ms. Cheerilee was in here not long ago.

The class hamster was having similar symptoms.

Perhaps it's a pie pandemic!

Perhaps.

And I just might know pony patient zero!

Dr. Fauna's right.

I do always have to remind the foals and fillies

not to share the pies with the class hamster.

Animals just can't digest pony food.

Indeed.

But where do these pies come from?

Well, they're from Rainbow Dash!

She drops off her "Day-after-Rainbow

Dash's-half-birthday" pie every year.

Did you say the day after her half birthday?

Very, very interesting.

Because I give her a pie on her half birthday every year.

And I have a feeling it's the same pie.

Well, wherever it comes from, the students just love it.

I'm so glad.

At least I can be sure somepony is.

She didn't eat the blueberry, she didn't eat the banana,

she didn't eat the cream and she didn't eat the chocolate.

SHE DIDN'T EAT ANY OF 'EM.

WHY?

And don't tell me this all just started recently;

it's been going on for years!

Cheerilee said so herself.

And if there's one thing I know, you can't escape the truth!

[thunderclap]

Rainbow Dash doesn't like PIE!

AND SHE'S BEEN LYING TO ME ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME!

AAAAHHHHH!

AAAAHHHHH!

Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie?

Whoa!

[grunt]

Oh. Party Planning Cave. Right.

You OK?

Or are you just screamin' for fun?

Screaming is fun, but I'm not OK.

I've been making Rainbow Dash pies for years,

but she doesn't even like them!

She's been lying to me!

But, everypony loves your pies!

They're the greatest thing since sliced apples.

Thank you! And I could swear I've seen her eat one of your pies before.

Have you really?

Um, I thought I had; that's why I said it?

Are you sure?

Maybe I haven't?

Exactly!

Because it's all been a sham.

Rainbow Dash has been laughing at my pies behind my back

and scheming of a way to get rid of them for years!

[thunderclap]

Bring forth the worst tasting food in all of Equestria!

♪♪

And now I will destroy Pinkie Pie's horrid abominations,

freeing the land of these disgusting pies FOREVER!

No!

[whoosh]

Good riddance strawberry cream and peaches 'o plenty!

Be gone apple crumble and lemon surprise!

Gone! Gone! GONE!

[evil laugh]

[crash]

I really don't think that's what's happening.

I don't think so either.

I know so.

Well, I've got just the thing to get your mind off

all this madness.

We've had a great apple harvest

so I was hoping you could whip up a few of your delicious pies.

Yes, I will make pies, lots of pies!

I'm going to make Rainbow Dash so many pies,

it'll force her to admit the truth,

or I'll catch her in the act of getting rid of them.

Operation: Pie of Lies is a go.

Thanks, Applejack.

I knew I could count on you to come up with a plan.

I don't think that's what I did.

Also...how do you get out of here?

[soft snoring]

Surprise!

Ah! What's happening?

Happy unofficial wake-your-friends-up day!

I've never heard of wake-your-friends-up day.

Well, it's unofficial.

But I made you your favorite pie in celebration!

Ta-dah!

Gifts are the second most important part of

wake-your-friends-up day!

What's the first most important part?

Accepting the gifts and enjoying them immediately.

Uh...

Well, I'm sorry I forgot about wake-your-friends-up day.

Let me make it up to you.

Here!

Achoo!

Achoo!

The pie... where'd it go?

What do you mean where did it go?

Ha ha. Mm mm.

How? Where? When?

Congratulations on your seventy-fourth

Wonderbolt training session!

Here's a pie.

Now eat it!

OK, this is getting a little out of hoof.

I haven't even trained yet.

Well, I wanted to pre-celebrate

because I already know how great you're gonna do.

Eat the pie!

Pinkie, look out!

I'm not going to fall for-- AH!

Whoa!

[squeals]

Pinkie! Are you OK?

Get me down!

Sorry Ma'am but we have to make sure you didn't sustain

any internal injuries.

But the pie, what happened to the pie?

The pie was delicious. You just get better!

NOOOOO!

♪♪

Ah! Somepony help me!

Rainbow Dash, thank goodness you're here!

I was trying to fix the top pie on my pie pyramid

but the whole thing became unstable.

And there's only one way to save me: you have to eat the pies!

Don't worry, I got ya!

Oh, right.

Or you could save me that way.

You gotta be more careful, OK?

Grrrr!

Rainbow Dash!

I wanted to thank you for saving me from the pie pyramid,

so have a pie.

Have three!

Have fifteen!

I know how much you love them!

Now eat up!

Uh...

Thanks!

I can't wait to eat ALL THESE PIES!

[clamoring]

What? Where did they-- How did you--

Delicious!

You did it again, Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash, there you are!

I made a pie for everypony

and you're the only one who hasn't eaten hers yet.

So here. Your pie.

For you to eat. Now!

Are you OK?

You seem to be staring more than usual.

I just REALLY like to watch others enjoy my pies.

You sure you don't have to blink?

Me? Nope, I'm not much of a blinker.

Now don't mind me, go ahead and take a bite.

Well, do I want to take a big bite or a small bite?

I just don't know.

Or maybe medium.

No, no, no.

Definitely NOT medium.

Just try some!

Do you have any milk?

[bell rings]

[ring]

Ah, never mind.

Your pies are just too good to resist.

What? No!

Nooo!

That's it!

I can't take it!

Everything OK, Pinkie?

No, everything is NOT OK!

YOU HATE MY PIES!

What are you talking about?

You know exactly what I'm talking about!

I saw what you did.

Well, I didn't SEE what you did,

but I know that you've been fake eating my pies.

You threw away the pie I made for your seventy-third

Wonderbolt training session and I know you SECRETLY somehow got

rid of all the other pies I gave you.

ADMIT IT!

That's crazy!

What do you think I did,

somehow make them all disappear into thin air?

[splat]

Heh heh.

OK, so maybe I made one of them disappear into thin air.

HOW COULD YOU?

What?

I, um, I, I just wanted to share these amazing pies

with the folks of Cloudsdale.

So I uh, I was trying to send them up via balloon mail.

But you just said they were delicious.

Well, obviously that's because...

I have amnesia!

I've been brainwashed!

It's opposite day?

Your memory's working fine, you hate washing

and I know today's not Opposite Day

because I bake you a pie for it every year.

A pie that you probably just throw away.

Or give to charity.

Or destroy with your laser eyes while laughing at me!

Laser eyes?

Oh, oh! So you admit it.

What? No! I can explain.

I don't want to hear it!

[clatter]

She won't listen to me; she won't let me apologize.

I feel terrible.

Well, you have been lying to her.

To all of us, actually.

Yeah, is there anything else you're lying about

that we should know?

No!

Well, not that I can think of off the top of my head.

Is it MY fault that I don't like pies?

And not just Pinkie's pies, all pies.

I know how much she loves making pies

and if I told her I didn't like them, it would have crushed her.

Uh. You kinda crushed her anyway.

Oh- But I- You're right.

I guess I should've just eaten the pies in the first place.

Wait, that's it!

I know how I can make it up to her!

Pee-yew! Gummy is that you?

[knock]

Huh. What is that?

Oh, it's you .

Pinkie Pie, wait.

I know now that I should've been honest with you from the start

because lying to your friends is wrong.

And because getting rid of all those pies was a giant hassle.

I mean, do you have any idea how many pies

you've made for me over the years?

Yes, I know exactly how many.

I have a very detailed pie-ling system.

Of course you do.

The point is, I thought the hassle was worth it

just to spare your feelings, but I was wrong.

So to make up for it, I made this pie for you.

Well, I guess I made it for me.

To eat in front of you.

Point is, I'm eating this pie for friendship!

Wait, that smelly circular monstrosity is a pie?

Yeah!

I know I can't go back and eat all the pies you made for me

in the past, so instead

I'm going to eat this giant one for you now.

So here I go.

[splat]

Wait! I can't watch you do this.

[clattering]

I mean, is that crust or some kind of concrete?

Yeah, honestly, I have no idea.

Oh, I can't believe you're willing to eat

this terrible pie for me.

It's ridiculous and this whole thing is overly complicated

and I think I finally understand why you lied.

Whoa, what's that?

Huh. Guess it was nothing.

I'm so glad you enjoy my pies!

Oh, never mind.

Great pies!

EEEEEE!

No way, check that out!

It's not even my birthday!

Oh, sorry, guess it was nothing.

But that custard was everything!

Seeing you eat my pies makes me the happiest pony

in all of Equestria!

I know it does.

You did a lot of ridiculous and overly complex things to get rid

of my pies because it made you happy to see me happy.

Just like I went to a lot of effort to make you the pies

because it made me happy to see you happy.

Yes!

And if you're willing to go through all of that,

it really shows how much you're willing to do for your friends.

Aw shucks, it was nothing.

Now get out of that thing and give me a hug!

Just remember, in the future you can always be honest with me.

I could've told her that.

[grunts]

Cool.

How 'bout this: Your hugs are too tight.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

captions by sassonique - No they're not.