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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,038 --> 00:00:57,757 The legend of the official visit 2 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:05,912 I see. 3 00:01:06,798 --> 00:01:09,266 We do, Comrade Secretary, we have flags and flowers... 4 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:11,269 We've got in some nice cows too. 5 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:15,995 Well, better to have too much than too little. 6 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,989 We got what we could together. 7 00:01:23,758 --> 00:01:25,111 Pigeons? No... 8 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,995 We have pigeons that fly, but not trained ones. 9 00:01:31,838 --> 00:01:33,908 We'll figure something out. 10 00:01:35,598 --> 00:01:37,190 You're making an inspection today? 11 00:01:39,038 --> 00:01:40,869 We'll sort it out by six. 12 00:01:42,078 --> 00:01:43,511 Yes sir! 13 00:01:44,078 --> 00:01:45,830 Comrade Mayor is on duty. 14 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,674 I'll tell him... Sir! 15 00:01:58,638 --> 00:02:00,947 Mihaita, keep an eye on the phone. 16 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:07,031 - Gogu! - What is it? 17 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:09,428 - We'll need some pigeons. - Pigeons? Right. 18 00:02:09,598 --> 00:02:10,587 Today. 19 00:02:10,678 --> 00:02:12,430 Comrade Sandu is making an inspection today. 20 00:02:13,038 --> 00:02:14,949 - Oh, dear! - We'll need them by 2 pm. 21 00:02:15,038 --> 00:02:16,153 How many? 22 00:02:16,798 --> 00:02:18,629 Don't know. See what you can find. 23 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:23,676 - Where's Comrade Mayor? - He was at home. 24 00:02:27,598 --> 00:02:29,031 Hey, listen up! 25 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:32,395 I'll be gone half an hour, but I'm watching you. 26 00:02:32,638 --> 00:02:35,516 Everything has to be ready when I get back. Got it? 27 00:02:48,798 --> 00:02:50,072 You! Come with me! 28 00:02:54,638 --> 00:02:56,947 Listen, where's Florica? 29 00:02:57,838 --> 00:03:00,227 Pa! Come out a minute! 30 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:01,433 What is it? 31 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:03,993 Oh, hello! 32 00:03:04,078 --> 00:03:07,354 Florica, we need pigeons by two o'clock. 33 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:09,911 Isn't the motorcade passing tomorrow? 34 00:03:10,078 --> 00:03:12,148 Yes, but the general inspection is today. 35 00:03:12,478 --> 00:03:13,752 I don't have any pigeons. 36 00:03:13,838 --> 00:03:15,430 You had some last year. 37 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:17,987 They were my brother-in-law's and he ate them. 38 00:03:18,318 --> 00:03:19,671 Where does he live? 39 00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:21,351 At Viziresti. 40 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:24,309 Wait a second... 41 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,427 - When do you start the carousel? - Tomorrow. 42 00:03:27,518 --> 00:03:28,871 Any chance tonight? 43 00:03:29,438 --> 00:03:31,747 If the Comrade Policeman gives us petrol. 44 00:03:31,998 --> 00:03:34,637 I could've given you some last night 45 00:03:34,718 --> 00:03:36,071 but you didn't show up. 46 00:03:37,438 --> 00:03:39,110 Parrots are no good. 47 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:41,673 Come on! 48 00:03:43,998 --> 00:03:47,035 Hurry up Victor! The motorcade'll be here by the time you're done! 49 00:03:50,638 --> 00:03:52,469 Fix up those holes! 50 00:03:56,638 --> 00:03:58,868 Get a move on! We've an inspection this afternoon! 51 00:03:59,678 --> 00:04:00,952 Hello Dinca! 52 00:04:03,918 --> 00:04:06,307 Clean up that cow shit! 53 00:04:13,038 --> 00:04:14,073 Hello! 54 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:18,148 Blue goes next to the pole! 55 00:04:18,478 --> 00:04:20,309 Put the blue end at the pole! 56 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,675 What are you staring at? You've nothing to do? 57 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:27,590 Where's your flag? 58 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:32,949 Unfurl it all the way! 59 00:04:33,358 --> 00:04:35,428 All the way! That's it! 60 00:04:36,878 --> 00:04:38,630 What I wish for you, dear 61 00:04:38,798 --> 00:04:42,871 Sweet Romania, my glorious country, my beloved land: 62 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,668 Wish you a strong hand, 63 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:47,430 Apowerful weapon, and... 64 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:48,713 Up to your past... 65 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:49,992 Out of your past... 66 00:04:50,158 --> 00:04:51,147 Out of your great past... 67 00:04:51,198 --> 00:04:52,870 As great a future, at last! 68 00:04:53,038 --> 00:04:54,790 Well done, Vasilica! Go. 69 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,709 - Comrade Mayor... - What? 70 00:04:57,438 --> 00:04:58,951 Nothing. Why are you so jumpy? 71 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:01,029 Gheorghita, this visit has me so worried! 72 00:05:01,198 --> 00:05:03,507 Relax! It'll all be fine! 73 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:06,310 - Did you call at Pucheni? - Yes. 74 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:08,787 They were told the motorcade isn't stopping in the villages, 75 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:11,188 but to be ready just in case. 76 00:05:11,998 --> 00:05:13,431 The county office called. 77 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:16,158 There'll be an inspection along the route. 78 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:20,072 A rehearsal. Don't get nervous, or else I get nervous too. 79 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:22,627 - Did you take your tablets? - I haven't had time. 80 00:05:22,798 --> 00:05:24,072 Take them now! 81 00:05:24,238 --> 00:05:26,468 Oh, Gheorghita, I wish it were all over. 82 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:29,027 Relax, it'll be fine. You'll see! 83 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:31,592 I understand. 84 00:05:32,478 --> 00:05:33,593 I understand. 85 00:05:34,318 --> 00:05:36,957 We put up flags... That's all we had... 86 00:05:40,158 --> 00:05:41,910 I understand. Good day, sir! 87 00:05:43,278 --> 00:05:45,109 I spoke with Bulbucata 88 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:49,112 and we must have red party flags. I've asked them to send us some. 89 00:05:49,438 --> 00:05:52,396 At Adancatele, they asked why nothing was hanging from the trees. 90 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:57,353 Let's hang some fruit from the trees so they're not bare. 91 00:05:57,518 --> 00:05:59,270 It'll look ridiculous. 92 00:05:59,438 --> 00:06:02,475 We'll make a stand with fruits and vegetables, like Harvest Day. 93 00:06:02,638 --> 00:06:05,436 Shall we make sarmale with cabbage leaves or vine leaves? 94 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:08,476 Both! Stop asking me questions! 95 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:11,747 At Branesti, they wanted slogans, 96 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:13,431 but not at Bulbucata. 97 00:06:14,078 --> 00:06:16,148 They say one thing, then another. 98 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:17,353 Yes. 99 00:06:17,598 --> 00:06:20,954 With the inspection, they haven't had time to eat or drink. 100 00:06:21,118 --> 00:06:22,949 He'll be starving when he gets here. 101 00:06:23,118 --> 00:06:24,471 Fine! 102 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:26,869 We'll give him some of our wine to perk him up! 103 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,108 You think he'll stay for lunch? 104 00:06:29,518 --> 00:06:31,907 I suppose. We're the last village. 105 00:06:32,318 --> 00:06:35,674 No pigeons, but we have these Cornish hens. 106 00:06:35,838 --> 00:06:37,590 They're no good, they can't fly. 107 00:07:01,358 --> 00:07:02,950 What are you up to? 108 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:08,077 Asshole! Watch your whore of a daughter! 109 00:07:08,238 --> 00:07:09,910 It's coming! 110 00:07:10,078 --> 00:07:12,308 The car's coming! 111 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:30,237 Put the books under that box. 112 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:34,393 Hurry up, Victor! They'll catch us out of breath! 113 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:44,466 It's coming! The car's coming! 114 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,868 Come on. Everybody up! The banners! 115 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:50,314 Get that out of here! Bring the cow over! 116 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:52,628 Bring the cow over! Quickly! 117 00:07:52,718 --> 00:07:55,835 Come on! Everybody up! 118 00:07:55,998 --> 00:07:57,989 - Who's at the banner with you? - Mihaita. 119 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:00,069 - Where is he? - He has stomach cramps. 120 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,273 Cramps? 121 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:02,393 All together, now... 122 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:05,427 Hurray! Hurray! 123 00:08:23,598 --> 00:08:25,270 Peace! Peace! 124 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:28,951 Why have they stopped? 125 00:08:30,078 --> 00:08:33,115 Quick, bring the bread and salt. Come on, Pioneers! 126 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,750 Down with the neutron bomb! 127 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:49,190 Welcome to our village! 128 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:52,077 What's with the cow? Why is it on the road? 129 00:08:53,518 --> 00:08:56,954 At Bulbucata, I heard they brought some animals out. 130 00:08:57,118 --> 00:08:59,348 They were sheep, not cows. 131 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:02,874 The delegation includes guests from India. So, no cows. 132 00:09:03,038 --> 00:09:05,108 No problem, we'll get rid of them. 133 00:09:05,198 --> 00:09:07,109 We should get some sheep. 134 00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:09,109 They're grazing, Comrade Mayor. 135 00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:10,393 Get them! 136 00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:12,153 Gogu! 137 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:13,990 - Yes, sir! - Bring some sheep down. 138 00:09:14,158 --> 00:09:15,671 What are you doing here? 139 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:18,637 I thought they might recite a poem if the cavalcade stops. 140 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,709 - It won't. - Just in case... 141 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,188 Look at his ears! 142 00:09:23,518 --> 00:09:26,555 - He's Comrade Mayor's grandson. - So what? 143 00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:29,994 Vasilica, go home! Send your sister here. 144 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,990 What's that fair doing here? 145 00:09:32,158 --> 00:09:33,352 What fair? 146 00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:37,990 It's the village fair tomorrow, we organize it every year. 147 00:09:38,238 --> 00:09:39,671 - Have it removed. - Yes. 148 00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:41,112 Remove it. 149 00:09:42,078 --> 00:09:43,591 We found some pigeons 150 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:45,430 to throw in the air. 151 00:09:45,678 --> 00:09:46,952 - White ones. - Make them white. 152 00:09:48,158 --> 00:09:49,830 So, can you get some sheep? 153 00:09:50,398 --> 00:09:51,911 We're doing our best! 154 00:09:53,518 --> 00:09:55,031 What's that smell? 155 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:57,997 It's from the chicken farm. The wind brings it. 156 00:09:59,518 --> 00:10:01,668 Come and see our stand. 157 00:10:11,598 --> 00:10:15,113 If you shut it down, why did I bother coming? 158 00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:16,313 It's an order! 159 00:10:16,478 --> 00:10:17,513 Who from? 160 00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:19,430 It's a Party decision. 161 00:10:19,598 --> 00:10:21,190 Let's try and talk with them. 162 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:22,393 Stay out of this! 163 00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:23,991 It'll take time. 164 00:10:27,678 --> 00:10:28,713 Hey! 165 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,913 Take it down! 166 00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:35,270 I'll tell you a better one. 167 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:39,113 In '79, I visited the People's Republic of China and India! 168 00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:41,109 They served us snake. 169 00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:42,552 Did you eat it? 170 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:44,788 Sure! We couldn't offend them! 171 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,913 But I pretended. 172 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,830 - Would you like some? - Trout! 173 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:49,673 You have trout here? 174 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:51,271 We have a trout farm in the village. 175 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:54,147 Did you know trout's the easiest fish to digest? 176 00:10:54,318 --> 00:10:56,548 Indeed, fish is the healthiest meat. 177 00:10:56,638 --> 00:10:59,675 It contains iron. Look! These red dots. 178 00:10:59,838 --> 00:11:00,827 Where? 179 00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:01,867 There! 180 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:04,711 - I don't have my glasses. - They're iron deposits. 181 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,390 Wow! I had no idea! 182 00:11:06,558 --> 00:11:09,197 Go tell the farm to prepare a load of trout. 183 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:10,711 No. 184 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:13,267 - Yes, it's a pleasure. - Another drink? 185 00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:16,467 Ok, but this time, everybody drinks! 186 00:11:16,638 --> 00:11:17,991 Just a drop for me! 187 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,952 Cheers! 188 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:23,598 Here's to tomorrow's visit! 189 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,351 Where's the toilet? 190 00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:28,553 Over there. 191 00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:30,870 We've got the goats. 192 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,677 They called to say... 193 00:11:33,838 --> 00:11:35,271 - Sheep! - Yes, sheep... 194 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:37,588 They're on their way. 195 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:38,793 Well done! 196 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:40,630 See? No problem. 197 00:11:40,878 --> 00:11:43,915 It's not over until they've passed through tomorrow! 198 00:11:44,718 --> 00:11:46,868 Our Comrade Mayor is very pessimistic. 199 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:50,155 Comrade Sandu is a nice fellow. I heard he was tougher. 200 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:54,789 That's his way. He works hard and plays hard. 201 00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:59,749 He loves music, parties, fiddlers, traditional music... 202 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,108 He's from the country too. 203 00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:05,428 Gheorghita, you have musicians? 204 00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:06,792 - Gogu. - Yes, sir! 205 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:14,071 - Florica! - What? 206 00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:17,349 Drop everything and come with me! 207 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:19,748 Come and sing for Comrade Mayor. 208 00:12:19,998 --> 00:12:21,590 - I bring my cembalo? - Yes! 209 00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:22,953 Hurry! 210 00:13:08,878 --> 00:13:10,789 - Another drink? - No! 211 00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:14,155 I have to work tomorrow and we should go now. 212 00:13:14,318 --> 00:13:15,751 Just a drop. 213 00:13:16,318 --> 00:13:17,307 Everybody! 214 00:13:17,358 --> 00:13:20,475 - Not for me. - Comrade Mayor, I said everybody! 215 00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:22,473 Cheers! 216 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,112 Hey, come here! 217 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:30,398 You know the Tudorita song? 218 00:13:30,558 --> 00:13:32,150 The one that goes... 219 00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:33,353 That's it! 220 00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:36,715 Come and sit here so I can hear you better. 221 00:13:58,558 --> 00:13:59,593 Quiet! 222 00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:06,553 Yes, sir! 223 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,551 It's for you. 224 00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,350 Sandu here. 225 00:14:18,638 --> 00:14:19,912 I see. 226 00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:25,593 Yes, sir! 227 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:32,474 The visit has been cancelled. They're going to Constanta instead. 228 00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:36,473 Holy shit! 229 00:14:36,638 --> 00:14:38,071 Now you regret it? 230 00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:40,957 After all we did to get ready! 231 00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:42,473 Excuse me. 232 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:46,153 What do we do with the carousel? 233 00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:51,191 We'll take a spin! 234 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,909 - Come on! - I'm not going on it! 235 00:14:54,078 --> 00:14:57,912 Comrade Mayor, I said everybody! Come on! 236 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,911 Hey, you, grab the coat! Come on, girl! 237 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:05,835 What are we waiting for? 238 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:15,831 Come on, everybody on! 239 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,272 Us too, boss? 240 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,588 - Comrade Mayor! - He has a bad heart! 241 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:20,952 Shut up! 242 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:23,916 Luminita, let's swing together! 243 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:28,711 Comrade Mayor! I said everybody, I mean everybody! 244 00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,390 Everybody on! 245 00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:36,470 Watch out! 246 00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:23,833 Stop it, Florica! Comrade Mayor's chucking up! 247 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,670 Florica! 248 00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:28,956 Stop the carousel, Florica! 249 00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:30,871 Where are you, Florica? 250 00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:33,030 Here I am. 251 00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:36,956 Tell them to stop, Comrade Mayor is dying! 252 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,630 Tell who to stop? 253 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,070 How do you stop this thing? 254 00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:43,353 Press the button! 255 00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:45,588 Who's going to press it? 256 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,272 I don't know. 257 00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:49,428 What are you doing up here, Florica? 258 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,067 You said everybody! 259 00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:59,508 Oh, no! Comrade Mayor has fainted! 260 00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:00,952 Stop the carousel! 261 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:03,192 Stop the carousel! 262 00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:04,950 Florica! Turn it off! 263 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,472 How? 264 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:11,029 I can't do anything about it. 265 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,472 How long is it going to spin? 266 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,310 Until it runs out of fuel. 267 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,672 How long? 268 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,228 I filled it up this morning! 269 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:24,627 Stop it once and for all! 270 00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:26,948 Don't worry! The situation's under control! 271 00:17:27,118 --> 00:17:30,713 Quick, or we'll lose Comrade Mayor! Listen to him croaking! 272 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,952 Give him a slap! 273 00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:35,757 - I can't reach! - He mustn't swallow his tongue! 274 00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:37,990 Gogu, shout for someone to stop us! 275 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,989 Hello! 276 00:17:41,918 --> 00:17:45,513 Not like that! We need to yell together! 277 00:17:47,038 --> 00:17:48,073 Help! 278 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,830 Vasile! 279 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,471 Quiet! 280 00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,153 What's ringing? 281 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,030 Are they calling us? 282 00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:45,826 Comrade Mayor has woken up! 283 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,752 It's alright for some. 284 00:18:47,838 --> 00:18:50,636 We work all night and they have a party! 285 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:12,788 Legend has it they were still spinning 286 00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:14,948 when the motorcade turned up at the village 287 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:22,029 The legend of the Party photographer 288 00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:38,506 This one? 289 00:19:38,997 --> 00:19:40,669 Yes, this one's fine. 290 00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,874 Erase the photographer 291 00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:46,188 and lift Comrade Ceausescu to look a bit taller. 292 00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:49,986 Taller? From this angle, he's as tall as the Frenchman. 293 00:19:50,157 --> 00:19:51,670 Stop arguing. 294 00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:55,034 Just a bit taller, I said. 295 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:58,827 But first, let's take a cigarette break, get some air. 296 00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:11,310 - Which factory are they from? - Timisoara, near home. 297 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,796 Then give me one. 298 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:23,316 When I see them coming, 299 00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,429 I get shivers down my spine. 300 00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:27,553 Don't start that again, uncle. 301 00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:29,873 My poor father was always prepared... 302 00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:34,031 He knew a black Volga might come to pick him up at any time. 303 00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:35,671 When he thought he was ok... 304 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,793 Yeah, then it came! 305 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:42,270 You know what? Once you're afraid, they've got you anyway. 306 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,426 I bet you have your suitcase ready... 307 00:20:45,597 --> 00:20:46,950 Should I prepare mine, too? 308 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,116 You can laugh... 309 00:20:49,277 --> 00:20:51,996 Because you're too young to know. 310 00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:54,516 Let's get back to work. 311 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,506 Right. 312 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:02,755 Except I took out the photographer on this one. 313 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,589 It looks better. 314 00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:07,790 So if it's suitable politically... 315 00:21:07,957 --> 00:21:09,948 - What did you cut out? - The journalist. 316 00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:11,909 Well done. 317 00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:14,270 You can't even tell. 318 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:22,231 But Comrade Secretary looks too... He should look a bit taller. 319 00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:26,675 What do you think, Comrade Costache? 320 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:29,431 Yes, indeed, he should. 321 00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:31,793 I showed you the first version. 322 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,313 Comrade Technician, you're telling me how to do my job? 323 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:39,630 Comrade Secretary has decided, so just do what you're told! 324 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:44,029 I apologise for my young colleague, he's new to all this. 325 00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:45,671 We'll retouch it now. 326 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,475 Making him too tall 327 00:21:48,877 --> 00:21:50,947 might seem bizarre 328 00:21:51,117 --> 00:21:55,076 compared to how he looks on TV. 329 00:21:55,237 --> 00:21:58,627 It's not for you to judge how Comrade Ceausescu looks on TV. 330 00:21:58,797 --> 00:22:00,947 Enough arguing, Comrades. 331 00:22:01,117 --> 00:22:04,234 Your guidelines are clear. Just follow them! 332 00:22:04,397 --> 00:22:05,432 But the guidelines... 333 00:22:05,597 --> 00:22:08,316 Shut up! You've 15 minutes to retouch it! 334 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:14,430 Mr. Vesper J'Espaing is coming tomorrow. 335 00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:16,155 - Giscard d'Estaing. - Right. 336 00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:20,515 If we don't concentrate on getting the paper out on time... 337 00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:24,556 Relax, Comrade Secretary, we have the summit's programme. 338 00:22:24,717 --> 00:22:27,356 The editorial's ready, the 2nd and 3rd pages too. 339 00:22:28,237 --> 00:22:30,956 Only the official photo might cause a slight delay. 340 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,790 Go to the airport, take a quick picture, 341 00:22:33,957 --> 00:22:35,868 retouch it and it's ready to print! 342 00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:39,712 Scanteia must reach the workers first thing in the morning. 343 00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:43,236 Comrade Secretary, we'll do our best! 344 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:49,077 That won't be necessary, I promise. 345 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,186 Comrades... 346 00:23:23,957 --> 00:23:27,870 The motorcade's just been past. Are they here with the picture? 347 00:23:28,677 --> 00:23:30,429 They should be here by now! 348 00:23:57,277 --> 00:23:58,266 Hurry up! 349 00:23:58,357 --> 00:23:59,949 Stop knocking! 350 00:24:00,117 --> 00:24:02,836 Be quiet! Are you crazy? 351 00:24:02,997 --> 00:24:04,794 You want to put me in jail? 352 00:24:05,197 --> 00:24:07,028 You promised to stop mouthing off. 353 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:11,706 Go on! 354 00:24:12,557 --> 00:24:15,867 Take these upstairs and, please, no more remarks! 355 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:28,875 Comrades, I propose this one. It fulfils all requirements. 356 00:24:29,037 --> 00:24:32,313 Yes, but this one's quite good, too. 357 00:24:32,477 --> 00:24:35,469 It's your decision, but we must get a move on. 358 00:24:35,637 --> 00:24:39,949 We have to get the presses rolling by 6.30! 359 00:24:42,797 --> 00:24:43,786 The Party... 360 00:24:56,557 --> 00:24:57,831 May I come in? 361 00:25:00,357 --> 00:25:01,756 Yes, come in. 362 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,988 Come in, then! 363 00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:08,477 Come on! 364 00:25:08,477 --> 00:25:10,308 I didn't want to ruin anything. 365 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:11,466 You haven't. 366 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:14,475 Come upstairs with all your photos. 367 00:25:15,717 --> 00:25:16,991 What's wrong now? 368 00:25:17,157 --> 00:25:18,385 They'll tell you. 369 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,276 I've told him to shut up! 370 00:25:32,437 --> 00:25:35,349 I don't want any problems just before retiring. 371 00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:38,873 - Comrade Costache is watching him! - Oh, my... 372 00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:43,791 Gentlemen! 373 00:25:46,877 --> 00:25:49,311 Is there a problem? Perhaps I can help. 374 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:52,350 The problem is all the photos are the same. 375 00:25:55,877 --> 00:25:59,233 But we've already made the Comrade President taller. 376 00:25:59,397 --> 00:26:01,308 Comrade Ceausescu is bare, 377 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:09,389 Sorry, I meant bareheaded. 378 00:26:09,557 --> 00:26:11,354 And it's "Mr" Giscard d'Estaing! 379 00:26:11,517 --> 00:26:13,508 Sorry, you're right, of course! 380 00:26:13,797 --> 00:26:16,914 But as the Comrade Party Secretary has noted, 381 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,829 it looks like Comrade Ceausescu 382 00:26:18,997 --> 00:26:22,592 is taking his hat off to Mr Giscard d'Estaing. 383 00:26:22,757 --> 00:26:26,670 He's taking his hat off to what Mr Vespar J'espaing represents! 384 00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:28,350 - Giscard d'Estaing. - Right. 385 00:26:29,117 --> 00:26:30,914 A capitalist society. 386 00:26:32,397 --> 00:26:34,672 Why don't we choose another photo? 387 00:26:34,837 --> 00:26:37,032 - They're all the same. - I'll do the talking! 388 00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:38,186 He's right. 389 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,995 It's a mistake. Protocol wasn't followed. 390 00:26:42,957 --> 00:26:46,745 We'll have to find a solution with the pictures we have. 391 00:26:46,917 --> 00:26:50,307 And fast, if not, we'll miss the train for Suceava. 392 00:26:52,757 --> 00:26:57,672 Scanteia must reach our workers before their morning shift! 393 00:26:57,837 --> 00:26:59,668 That's exactly what I meant. 394 00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:01,748 We'll put a hat on Ceausescu. 395 00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:04,033 Or take Giscard d'Estaing's away. 396 00:27:04,197 --> 00:27:06,267 Ideologically, what is better? 397 00:27:06,597 --> 00:27:08,315 Fuck ideology! 398 00:27:09,877 --> 00:27:12,107 Let's just get this sorted! 399 00:27:14,037 --> 00:27:16,107 It'd be quicker to put 400 00:27:16,397 --> 00:27:18,672 a hat on Comrade President's head. 401 00:27:18,877 --> 00:27:19,912 Let's do it! 402 00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:22,875 I'll see the trains wait in the station! 403 00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:26,109 But have the photo on the front page in half an hour! 404 00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:27,466 Yes, sir! 405 00:27:30,477 --> 00:27:34,106 - Long live the Supreme Commander! - Stop that! 406 00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:38,026 Yes. 407 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,315 We're being as quick as we can! 408 00:27:40,677 --> 00:27:41,666 Of course! 409 00:27:42,477 --> 00:27:45,469 No, it's not quite ready, just a few more minutes... 410 00:27:46,437 --> 00:27:47,916 Inform him, yes. 411 00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:49,872 My respects! 412 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:51,866 What did he say? 413 00:27:52,197 --> 00:27:53,915 The boss is coming down. 414 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:31,906 Come in! 415 00:28:32,597 --> 00:28:33,586 Is it ready? 416 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:34,677 You stay there. 417 00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:34,717 418 00:28:34,717 --> 00:28:35,672 He's feeling weak. 419 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,789 - Is it ready? - The first attempt's drying. 420 00:28:39,077 --> 00:28:40,908 - It looks fine. - It's not finished! 421 00:28:41,357 --> 00:28:43,632 Wait! It still needs retouching! 422 00:28:43,797 --> 00:28:46,357 He's got his hat on. Let's go! 423 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,191 Stop the presses! 424 00:30:33,357 --> 00:30:36,155 - Stop? - Yes! And stop loading outside! 425 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:38,228 - You'll take responsibility? - Yes! 426 00:30:38,397 --> 00:30:40,353 Stop the presses! 427 00:30:48,677 --> 00:30:50,633 They left the hat in his hand too! 428 00:30:54,237 --> 00:30:56,432 You sent it to the Party? 429 00:30:57,677 --> 00:31:01,033 Yes. The first copies that came out. 430 00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:05,108 But I've stopped printing. 431 00:31:34,437 --> 00:31:35,790 You're taking a taxi? 432 00:31:35,957 --> 00:31:38,710 No. I'll walk to the metro station. 433 00:31:42,437 --> 00:31:43,552 And you? 434 00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:46,709 I'll take a taxi. I'm exhausted after today. 435 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,675 What's the matter? 436 00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:27,706 Good morning. 437 00:32:29,877 --> 00:32:31,674 Throw all the papers down! 438 00:32:32,797 --> 00:32:34,389 You help him! 439 00:32:38,797 --> 00:32:39,832 Hurry up! 440 00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:44,471 That's the lot. 441 00:32:52,117 --> 00:32:53,436 Let's go. 442 00:33:43,437 --> 00:33:45,905 Legend has it that it was the only time 443 00:33:46,077 --> 00:33:48,637 Scanteia didn't reach the workers 444 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,835 The legend of the zealous activist 445 00:33:57,116 --> 00:33:58,390 Dear Comrades, 446 00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:02,834 allow me to present Comrade Decebal Stoenescu. 447 00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:12,745 Comrades! 448 00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:18,194 You've worked hard, followed instructions, 449 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,506 have even surpassed most of the Plan's targets, 450 00:34:25,876 --> 00:34:28,629 Allow me, though, Comrades 451 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,948 to express my disappointment 452 00:34:34,476 --> 00:34:38,469 In the Party's fight to eradicate illiteracy, 453 00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:42,032 it is precisely our county, your county, 454 00:34:42,436 --> 00:34:45,155 which gave our country great minds such as Ciupercescu, 455 00:34:45,476 --> 00:34:47,910 Vladeanu, Boeriu, 456 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:49,385 Mintoc, 457 00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:51,387 that now figures worst. 458 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,706 It has the highest level 459 00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:57,073 of illiteracy in villages and small towns. 460 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:01,908 Comrades, communism is not built in offices, 461 00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:04,709 but on the ground 462 00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:12,385 to wipe out illiteracy. 463 00:35:23,396 --> 00:35:24,829 Dear Comrades, 464 00:35:25,396 --> 00:35:29,105 Dear Comrade Secretary Decebal Stoenescu, 465 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:32,268 I swear before you, 466 00:35:32,436 --> 00:35:33,949 and everybody here 467 00:35:34,516 --> 00:35:38,350 that we will do our utmost to wipe out illiteracy 468 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:41,349 in the villages and rural localities of our county 469 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:44,110 by the end of the year. 470 00:35:47,156 --> 00:35:51,069 Comrades, it is the duty of every young activist 471 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,113 to be actively involved 472 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:58,225 in educating the villages and towns that have been left behind. 473 00:35:58,396 --> 00:36:01,786 I am convinced that each one of them will go out 474 00:36:01,956 --> 00:36:05,585 in order to accomplish this great goal. 475 00:36:35,516 --> 00:36:37,347 The rain's washed the road away. 476 00:36:41,956 --> 00:36:43,105 Is it much further? 477 00:36:43,276 --> 00:36:44,994 See that pylon? 478 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:47,554 Head for it, take the road, 479 00:36:48,036 --> 00:36:50,630 go over the hill and you'll come to the village. 480 00:36:50,796 --> 00:36:52,070 About 7 kilometres. 481 00:37:05,036 --> 00:37:06,151 That way? 482 00:37:07,236 --> 00:37:08,669 Straight ahead! 483 00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:51,551 Good day! 484 00:38:52,436 --> 00:38:53,755 Good day! 485 00:38:54,236 --> 00:38:56,306 Do you have something to fix this? 486 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,832 A bit of rope or something... 487 00:39:05,236 --> 00:39:07,591 A piece of wire. Great! 488 00:39:09,076 --> 00:39:10,589 Do you have some water? 489 00:39:18,396 --> 00:39:19,875 Piece of crap. 490 00:39:20,876 --> 00:39:22,070 Thanks. 491 00:39:25,516 --> 00:39:26,631 Buttermilk? 492 00:39:26,796 --> 00:39:28,024 You don't have water? 493 00:39:31,116 --> 00:39:33,391 What you're doing, Comrade, is dangerous. 494 00:39:37,076 --> 00:39:38,304 Is Adancata that way? 495 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,707 Are you dumb? 496 00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:47,513 I have a sore throat. 497 00:39:48,396 --> 00:39:49,715 A draft? 498 00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:53,633 From ice cream, 499 00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:55,788 that my grandson brought. 500 00:39:58,476 --> 00:39:59,955 Thanks. 501 00:40:05,996 --> 00:40:07,554 Comrade Curelea, 502 00:40:07,716 --> 00:40:10,867 Our biggest problem is that we lack electricity. 503 00:40:11,436 --> 00:40:14,109 It comes and goes. 504 00:40:14,316 --> 00:40:15,908 Here, we don't have... 505 00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:17,830 Hello, Radu! 506 00:40:17,996 --> 00:40:20,271 Without it, there's no clinic, no school, 507 00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:23,189 and when it rains heavily 508 00:40:23,396 --> 00:40:25,671 it takes a week to get back to normal. 509 00:40:25,836 --> 00:40:27,030 Hello. 510 00:40:27,196 --> 00:40:30,074 You saw for yourself the state of the roads. 511 00:40:30,236 --> 00:40:32,431 - Lovely sheep! - Yes! 512 00:40:32,716 --> 00:40:35,628 Last year, there was a pregnant woman. 513 00:40:36,036 --> 00:40:39,506 Comrade, I sent her to the clinic on a cart. 514 00:40:40,236 --> 00:40:43,114 She gave birth in the fields! 515 00:40:43,396 --> 00:40:46,194 I'm well aware of this, Comrade Mayor, 516 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:49,871 but you don't need electricity to study. 517 00:40:50,036 --> 00:40:52,072 Didn't our parents study by lamplight? 518 00:40:52,436 --> 00:40:54,233 You're absolutely right. 519 00:40:54,396 --> 00:40:57,547 I promise by the end of the year, 520 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:00,276 we'll redouble our efforts 521 00:41:00,436 --> 00:41:04,065 to convince parents to send their kids to school more often. 522 00:41:04,236 --> 00:41:06,386 By cart, on horse, however they can. 523 00:41:06,556 --> 00:41:07,705 No, Comrade Mayor, 524 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:12,267 not only kids. All workers should reap the fruit of education. 525 00:41:12,516 --> 00:41:13,505 Indeed. 526 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,231 We have a room ready for you. 527 00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:26,829 It's nothing special, but... You are staying the night? 528 00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:30,666 Comrade Mayor, I'll stay as long as necessary. 529 00:41:31,036 --> 00:41:32,833 I want to see the results myself. 530 00:41:33,996 --> 00:41:35,509 We must make sacrifices! 531 00:41:35,676 --> 00:41:39,191 Until a young activist is sent to take care of it, 532 00:41:39,356 --> 00:41:40,550 I'm responsible. 533 00:41:40,836 --> 00:41:43,953 Comrade Curelea, we don't even have a schoolroom. 534 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:48,275 Here's fine! 535 00:41:48,436 --> 00:41:50,631 What do I need so much space for? 536 00:41:50,796 --> 00:41:51,990 I can sleep anywhere. 537 00:41:55,276 --> 00:41:56,345 It's perfect. 538 00:41:56,636 --> 00:41:59,469 It's perfect. We'll put that bed here. 539 00:42:01,076 --> 00:42:03,112 I'm sure we'll work well together. 540 00:42:03,276 --> 00:42:06,746 Spread the word that anyone illiterate should come tomorrow. 541 00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:09,669 - Party's orders. - I understand. 542 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,794 Good people! 543 00:42:12,836 --> 00:42:14,827 The Comrade Mayor announces 544 00:42:15,556 --> 00:42:18,866 that all illiterate people 545 00:42:19,516 --> 00:42:21,552 must come to the village hall on Monday, 546 00:42:21,716 --> 00:42:24,071 for comrade activist classes. 547 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,471 Good day, Ion. 548 00:42:27,636 --> 00:42:30,469 Ion, the mayor made an announcement. 549 00:42:30,636 --> 00:42:33,070 You must send your grandson to the village hall. 550 00:42:33,236 --> 00:42:34,225 What for? 551 00:42:34,276 --> 00:42:36,995 To learn to read. An order from the county. 552 00:42:37,156 --> 00:42:38,145 Ok. 553 00:42:50,356 --> 00:42:51,425 Good day, children. 554 00:42:52,196 --> 00:42:54,471 Good day. 555 00:42:56,996 --> 00:42:59,271 They're all here, Comrade Mayor? 556 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,389 All those that have come. 557 00:43:04,236 --> 00:43:06,192 An illiteracy rate of 10%. 558 00:43:06,676 --> 00:43:07,904 Where are the others? 559 00:43:12,076 --> 00:43:15,113 Some are dead, others are with their animals. 560 00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:17,585 There isn't a single adult. 561 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:19,954 Comrade Curelea, 562 00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:21,995 there's another factor. 563 00:43:22,316 --> 00:43:25,865 People are ashamed to learn with kids. 564 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,071 You understand? 565 00:43:30,836 --> 00:43:33,145 We'll start with the kids. 566 00:43:33,316 --> 00:43:35,307 In 2 hours, I want a hall full of adults. 567 00:43:35,476 --> 00:43:37,148 No matter their age! 568 00:43:41,436 --> 00:43:42,425 Children... 569 00:43:46,076 --> 00:43:47,065 Comrade Mayor... 570 00:43:47,156 --> 00:43:49,226 I'm busy. 571 00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:51,114 Come back in two hours. 572 00:43:51,276 --> 00:43:52,709 Bring your sister-in-law, 573 00:43:52,876 --> 00:43:55,026 your sister and anyone else 574 00:43:55,196 --> 00:43:56,993 who's at home. 575 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,512 - Good day, Ion. - Hello! 576 00:44:03,836 --> 00:44:04,905 Ion, 577 00:44:05,596 --> 00:44:06,665 Comrade Mayor 578 00:44:07,156 --> 00:44:08,430 wants you at the hall. 579 00:44:08,596 --> 00:44:09,585 What for? 580 00:44:09,676 --> 00:44:11,234 Literacy, they call it. 581 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,466 The Comrade wants to educate us. 582 00:44:13,996 --> 00:44:17,306 But if everyone can write, who'll watch the sheep? 583 00:44:17,476 --> 00:44:19,467 "Those who come to the village hall," 584 00:44:19,716 --> 00:44:21,149 said Comrade Mayor, 585 00:44:23,996 --> 00:44:25,793 Let the kids go to school, 586 00:44:26,236 --> 00:44:28,591 we're past it. 587 00:44:29,276 --> 00:44:30,755 Here, 588 00:44:31,396 --> 00:44:34,354 for the gentleman. Some good cheese. 589 00:44:42,796 --> 00:44:43,990 Take it when you leave. 590 00:44:44,156 --> 00:44:45,874 I'm not leaving for a week! 591 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:47,105 I have a mission. 592 00:44:49,276 --> 00:44:50,675 Anything else? 593 00:44:50,836 --> 00:44:54,988 Anybody who's sent presents instead of coming to school 594 00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:57,830 must come tomorrow, or I'll send the police! 595 00:44:58,516 --> 00:45:00,586 I understand. 596 00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:02,475 Dear Comrades, 597 00:45:02,636 --> 00:45:07,027 our Party ensures free education for every citizen. 598 00:45:08,076 --> 00:45:10,988 The world is full of dangers. 599 00:45:11,156 --> 00:45:14,273 We can only avoid them through education. 600 00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:16,706 Here we have 601 00:45:17,116 --> 00:45:18,788 a matchbox. 602 00:45:19,236 --> 00:45:21,545 What is written? 603 00:45:29,716 --> 00:45:32,674 Yes, but what does it say here? 604 00:45:33,396 --> 00:45:34,511 Anybody? 605 00:45:38,196 --> 00:45:39,470 I'll tell you. 606 00:45:39,956 --> 00:45:43,346 "Keep out of the reach of children" 607 00:45:44,436 --> 00:45:46,028 Do you know how many fires 608 00:45:46,556 --> 00:45:50,390 are caused by children playing with matches every year? 609 00:45:50,556 --> 00:45:51,909 No. 610 00:45:52,476 --> 00:45:53,465 Lots! 611 00:45:53,636 --> 00:45:56,309 Innocents shouldn't be sacrificed because of 612 00:45:56,476 --> 00:45:57,955 parental ignorance. 613 00:45:58,116 --> 00:45:59,310 Let's learn the alphabet, 614 00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:02,434 and how to keep out of danger. 615 00:46:04,756 --> 00:46:07,748 Comrade Teacher taught us petrol is dangerous. 616 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:11,067 If a barn catches fire, we mustn't throw water on it. 617 00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:18,225 Take this. 618 00:46:19,716 --> 00:46:21,946 Grandad, this can is no good. 619 00:46:22,356 --> 00:46:23,584 What's wrong with it? 620 00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,065 Let's see. 621 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,147 It's fine. 622 00:46:33,796 --> 00:46:37,186 S-H-E-E-P. 623 00:46:37,356 --> 00:46:39,028 Sheep. 624 00:46:39,276 --> 00:46:42,666 Come on, Comrades, louder, a bit of enthusiasm. 625 00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:46,033 The kids are putting you to shame. 626 00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:48,471 Fine. Homework for tomorrow. 627 00:46:48,756 --> 00:46:52,226 Write three sentences in your notebooks, 628 00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:55,706 from a book, a newspaper or something from home. 629 00:46:55,876 --> 00:46:57,753 - Understood? - Yes. 630 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,111 You didn't bring your grandfather? 631 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:02,107 He said he had to milk the sheep! 632 00:47:02,276 --> 00:47:03,265 Comrade Topala! 633 00:47:09,876 --> 00:47:12,709 Do-not-touch 634 00:47:14,516 --> 00:47:18,794 or-fallen-wires. Danger. 635 00:47:20,676 --> 00:47:22,792 Can you die if you touch the pylon? 636 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:24,309 Not at all. 637 00:47:24,476 --> 00:47:27,991 Comrade Teacher told us not to touch an electrocuted person. 638 00:47:28,156 --> 00:47:29,874 We could be electrocuted too. 639 00:47:30,156 --> 00:47:32,511 - The Comrade isn't a teacher. - So what is he? 640 00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,465 An activist. 641 00:47:35,236 --> 00:47:36,635 What's an activist? 642 00:47:37,836 --> 00:47:39,349 Tudorut, you're too little. 643 00:47:39,516 --> 00:47:42,394 You'll understand when you grow up. 644 00:47:42,596 --> 00:47:43,745 Hello, Ion. 645 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:46,430 Hello. Are you on holiday? 646 00:47:47,636 --> 00:47:51,106 I'm sorry, you have to go to school tomorrow. 647 00:47:51,836 --> 00:47:54,634 It's better if you come willingly. 648 00:47:57,196 --> 00:47:59,585 For God's sake! 649 00:48:00,316 --> 00:48:01,590 Get out of here! 650 00:48:03,556 --> 00:48:05,035 - Moise. - Yes. 651 00:48:05,756 --> 00:48:07,508 - Gavrila. - Yes. 652 00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:09,750 Burgheala. 653 00:48:10,956 --> 00:48:12,105 Acasandrei. 654 00:48:14,396 --> 00:48:15,385 Acasandrei! 655 00:48:15,756 --> 00:48:16,871 He's not here. 656 00:48:17,036 --> 00:48:18,025 Fine. 657 00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:19,669 Then I'll go get him. 658 00:48:21,996 --> 00:48:24,351 - Check the homework. - Yes, Comrade! 659 00:49:13,956 --> 00:49:16,550 - What? - The Comrade Teacher's electrocuted! 660 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,349 Look! 661 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,225 Ion! 662 00:49:33,996 --> 00:49:36,954 Knowing Comrade Georgian Curelea 663 00:49:37,396 --> 00:49:40,115 has been a blessing for our village. 664 00:49:41,076 --> 00:49:44,705 He's opened our eyes to the dangers around us 665 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:46,628 and taught us 666 00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:50,345 how to be true citizens of our country. 667 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,791 Even though he has left us far too soon, 668 00:49:55,316 --> 00:49:57,193 we will continue our fight, 669 00:49:57,356 --> 00:50:01,952 with all our strength, against ignorance. 670 00:50:04,556 --> 00:50:05,909 Dear Comrades, 671 00:50:06,756 --> 00:50:08,667 thank you 672 00:50:09,636 --> 00:50:11,945 for your hospitality. 673 00:50:12,116 --> 00:50:13,868 I'm sure you now love learning! 674 00:50:14,156 --> 00:50:15,350 Yes! 675 00:50:16,516 --> 00:50:19,508 And I'm sure you will continue studying 676 00:50:19,756 --> 00:50:21,348 with Comrade Teacher Adriana. 677 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,508 Comrade Mayor 678 00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:28,510 will present you with your diplomas. 679 00:50:28,996 --> 00:50:30,873 All the best! 680 00:50:49,196 --> 00:50:51,391 - Hello, Ion! - Hello, Dumitre! 681 00:51:24,436 --> 00:51:26,154 Legend has it by the end of the year, 682 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:28,546 the village reported a literacy rate of 99% 683 00:51:33,843 --> 00:51:36,516 The legend of the greedy policeman 684 00:51:53,803 --> 00:51:55,475 Come along, on the double. 685 00:51:56,643 --> 00:51:57,837 - Good morning. - Hello. 686 00:51:58,003 --> 00:51:59,322 Is your father home? 687 00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:00,882 He's gone to change the gas cylinder. 688 00:52:01,043 --> 00:52:02,715 He took mine too. 689 00:52:02,883 --> 00:52:04,919 I don't want to see you without your hat. 690 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:06,961 Your mother made the sandwiches? 691 00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:08,556 - What sort? - Sibiu salami. 692 00:52:11,723 --> 00:52:13,122 - What's your first class? - History. 693 00:52:13,643 --> 00:52:15,156 With Comrade Vasilescu? 694 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:17,918 Hold on, 695 00:52:18,843 --> 00:52:20,196 she's given the tests back? 696 00:52:20,683 --> 00:52:21,672 History? Well... 697 00:52:22,203 --> 00:52:23,192 No, no! Not yet! 698 00:52:23,323 --> 00:52:24,802 Come on! Off to school! 699 00:52:26,963 --> 00:52:28,840 - Careful crossing the road. - Ok. 700 00:52:29,003 --> 00:52:31,233 Smoking those smelly things again! 701 00:52:44,123 --> 00:52:46,398 What time did they get here? 702 00:52:46,803 --> 00:52:47,792 Morning. 703 00:52:54,163 --> 00:52:55,562 I have two bottles. 704 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:13,916 Whose is the other cap? 705 00:53:14,163 --> 00:53:16,518 My neighbor's, Alexa, from the first floor. 706 00:53:16,683 --> 00:53:19,641 The policeman? Is he a Captain? 707 00:53:19,803 --> 00:53:21,361 No, a Sergeant. 708 00:53:21,523 --> 00:53:23,161 Why didn't he come himself? 709 00:53:23,323 --> 00:53:24,995 He has trouble getting out of bed? 710 00:53:25,283 --> 00:53:27,399 We help each other out. 711 00:53:28,363 --> 00:53:30,399 If we have a test, 712 00:53:30,563 --> 00:53:31,791 will you help me out? 713 00:53:32,723 --> 00:53:35,078 Go on, my marks are bad. 714 00:53:35,723 --> 00:53:38,442 - Don't be like that. - Yes, I'll help you! 715 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,677 - You going to Georgiana's party? - I'm not invited. 716 00:53:47,843 --> 00:53:48,958 I am. 717 00:53:49,483 --> 00:53:51,758 If you give her your sandwich every day... 718 00:53:51,963 --> 00:53:53,601 You're stupid. She likes me. 719 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:55,879 Yeah, sure she does. 720 00:54:02,643 --> 00:54:04,998 Let me copy your maths. 721 00:54:05,163 --> 00:54:06,676 Don't do it exactly the same! 722 00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:07,832 I'll change it. 723 00:54:10,843 --> 00:54:13,880 Good morning! 724 00:54:14,203 --> 00:54:17,240 Comrade Vasilescu is absent, so we'll do physics, ok? 725 00:54:17,403 --> 00:54:18,040 Yes. 726 00:54:18,123 --> 00:54:19,238 First the anthem. 727 00:54:19,763 --> 00:54:20,752 Georgiana. 728 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,475 Two, three and... 729 00:54:22,643 --> 00:54:24,998 Three colours 730 00:54:25,163 --> 00:54:27,836 I know in the world 731 00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:32,839 That recall a noble people 732 00:54:33,283 --> 00:54:35,478 Known 733 00:54:35,643 --> 00:54:39,192 for courage 734 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:43,276 In battle victorious 735 00:54:55,163 --> 00:54:56,152 Who's absent? 736 00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,436 Today, there are six. 737 00:54:58,603 --> 00:55:00,082 - Who? - Busuioc. 738 00:55:03,483 --> 00:55:06,281 - What's wrong with him? - His mother's sick. 739 00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:08,715 - Who else? - Marin. 740 00:55:08,883 --> 00:55:11,158 Want some? It's with mortadella. 741 00:55:12,243 --> 00:55:13,801 - What's his problem? - He has a cold. 742 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,432 With Sibiu salami. 743 00:55:19,563 --> 00:55:21,519 - Who else? - Tomescu. 744 00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:29,683 Loredana! Put that banana away! 745 00:55:30,523 --> 00:55:32,479 You're making the others hungry. 746 00:55:37,243 --> 00:55:38,437 Get out a piece of paper. 747 00:55:41,563 --> 00:55:43,599 First subject: States of matter. 748 00:55:43,963 --> 00:55:45,316 Everybody's writing? 749 00:55:46,003 --> 00:55:48,801 And second: The gaseous state. 750 00:55:48,963 --> 00:55:49,952 Will you help me? 751 00:55:51,643 --> 00:55:52,962 My marks are bad... 752 00:55:53,723 --> 00:55:55,475 Sibiu salami, right? 753 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:58,441 Sorry, I won't do it again. You forgive me? 754 00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:05,075 I'll bring you some pork rind tomorrow. 755 00:56:05,483 --> 00:56:07,439 - Pork rind? You're a liar! - I'm not! 756 00:56:07,603 --> 00:56:09,878 My uncle, Fane, is bringing my father a pig. 757 00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:12,154 Alexa, turn round! 758 00:56:12,963 --> 00:56:14,112 Four: 759 00:56:14,763 --> 00:56:17,072 Factors that influence temperature. 760 00:56:17,803 --> 00:56:18,792 Rind... 761 00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:20,557 and sausages... 762 00:56:20,963 --> 00:56:22,601 and the pig's ear. 763 00:56:22,883 --> 00:56:24,111 Stop it, back there! 764 00:56:43,003 --> 00:56:45,392 - Good afternoon! - Hello. 765 00:56:53,323 --> 00:56:54,472 Shrimps? 766 00:56:54,803 --> 00:56:55,918 Frozen sardines. 767 00:56:59,803 --> 00:57:01,634 Any pork for Christmas? 768 00:57:01,803 --> 00:57:02,918 No. 769 00:57:03,563 --> 00:57:06,236 Drop by tomorrow. I'll have some pork shank. 770 00:57:06,403 --> 00:57:07,518 At what time? 771 00:57:09,563 --> 00:57:13,681 Look what I found the kids for Christmas. 772 00:57:14,243 --> 00:57:15,278 Well done! 773 00:57:16,363 --> 00:57:17,762 What a feat! 774 00:57:32,803 --> 00:57:34,077 Dad! 775 00:57:37,563 --> 00:57:38,313 What is it? 776 00:57:38,403 --> 00:57:39,802 Uncle Fane's here! 777 00:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,435 - How are you doing? - Fine. 778 00:57:50,603 --> 00:57:52,116 - Hello! - Good evening. 779 00:57:52,283 --> 00:57:54,717 - Where's your father? - On his way down. 780 00:57:56,163 --> 00:57:57,642 - How are you? - Fine. 781 00:57:58,123 --> 00:57:59,875 Still want to be a doctor? 782 00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:01,078 - Your mother? - Fine. 783 00:58:01,243 --> 00:58:02,232 Hello. 784 00:58:03,603 --> 00:58:06,754 Quick, I can't drive after midnight with the restrictions. 785 00:58:06,923 --> 00:58:08,197 What the... 786 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:11,072 Shut it! 787 00:58:11,563 --> 00:58:12,552 What? 788 00:58:16,563 --> 00:58:17,757 What the hell is that? 789 00:58:18,723 --> 00:58:20,554 It's a pig! 790 00:58:21,243 --> 00:58:22,392 It's alive. 791 00:58:22,683 --> 00:58:24,241 So the doctor can see it's fresh. 792 00:58:24,523 --> 00:58:26,753 - What can I do with a live pig? - Slaughter it. 793 00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:28,715 Where? In front of the block? 794 00:58:29,363 --> 00:58:31,399 Want the neighbors to kill me before Christmas? 795 00:58:35,683 --> 00:58:36,752 Hello. 796 00:58:37,363 --> 00:58:39,672 Your brother-in-law's brought a live pig. 797 00:58:44,403 --> 00:58:46,234 Goodness, it's fat! 798 00:58:46,483 --> 00:58:48,951 Half for you, half for the doctor 799 00:58:49,163 --> 00:58:51,119 who's tutoring Viviana. 800 00:58:51,363 --> 00:58:53,877 How do we go about slaughtering it? 801 00:58:54,043 --> 00:58:55,999 Fane, why did you bring it alive? 802 00:58:56,563 --> 00:58:59,123 So the doctor can see it's "fresh"! 803 00:58:59,283 --> 00:59:01,638 Get inside! Go and do your homework! 804 00:59:03,003 --> 00:59:05,881 And take Mircea with you! Go on, Mircea, scram. 805 00:59:06,603 --> 00:59:08,992 Let's take it upstairs and then we'll see! 806 00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:11,601 Check nobody's around. 807 00:59:12,963 --> 00:59:14,601 You take the front legs. 808 00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:17,277 - Does it bite? - It's not a dog! 809 00:59:17,443 --> 00:59:21,675 - I don't know, out of fear! - No, no, he's tame. 810 00:59:26,923 --> 00:59:28,072 Put it down! 811 00:59:31,243 --> 00:59:32,961 - Shall we untie it? - No, bring the blanket. 812 00:59:33,123 --> 00:59:35,591 We'll put it on the blanket. 813 00:59:35,763 --> 00:59:36,832 Hold the door. 814 00:59:37,643 --> 00:59:39,873 - Costica! - Leave it here. 815 00:59:41,963 --> 00:59:42,952 That's it. 816 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:47,961 Talk to him, say his name. 817 00:59:51,883 --> 00:59:52,998 Costica! 818 00:59:53,363 --> 00:59:54,842 You drive me crazy! 819 00:59:58,243 --> 00:59:59,756 Wait, wait! 820 01:00:00,523 --> 01:00:01,512 One, two... 821 01:00:26,803 --> 01:00:28,361 Easy! Leave it here. 822 01:00:38,203 --> 01:00:39,795 It's waking the whole neighborhood! 823 01:00:40,163 --> 01:00:41,915 I'll be arrested. 824 01:00:43,003 --> 01:00:45,358 Fane, what have you done to me? 825 01:00:45,763 --> 01:00:48,482 It squeals if you look at it, never mind killing it! 826 01:00:55,123 --> 01:00:57,876 If we turn the TV up, will they hear then? 827 01:00:58,203 --> 01:01:00,034 Of course they will! 828 01:01:00,243 --> 01:01:04,156 We can't slaughter it. It'll squeal the whole block awake. 829 01:01:07,643 --> 01:01:09,315 What if we strangle it? 830 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:12,118 Ion? 831 01:01:12,923 --> 01:01:14,914 How about shooting it? 832 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:23,598 Go do your homework. 833 01:01:24,043 --> 01:01:25,158 I've done it. 834 01:01:25,483 --> 01:01:26,962 Do it again! 835 01:01:36,883 --> 01:01:37,872 Danut! 836 01:01:49,283 --> 01:01:51,592 - What's up? - The pig's alive. 837 01:01:51,763 --> 01:01:53,515 I'm not sure they'll kill it tonight. 838 01:01:53,683 --> 01:01:57,278 I don't care. You said you'd bring rind tomorrow! 839 01:01:57,443 --> 01:01:59,081 What if they don't kill it by tomorrow? 840 01:01:59,243 --> 01:02:00,961 That's your problem. 841 01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:04,392 So? 842 01:02:04,443 --> 01:02:06,115 I've untied it. 843 01:02:09,243 --> 01:02:10,642 - Where's Uncle Fane? - He left. 844 01:02:11,363 --> 01:02:12,352 I've an idea... 845 01:02:13,003 --> 01:02:15,278 Get out and don't let me set eyes on you. 846 01:02:15,843 --> 01:02:17,640 Let him speak. What is it? 847 01:02:18,203 --> 01:02:19,352 How about gassing him? 848 01:02:24,443 --> 01:02:26,479 Go to your room and do your homework! 849 01:02:26,723 --> 01:02:29,283 You want us to set the apartment on fire? 850 01:02:29,563 --> 01:02:32,714 After, we open the windows and the butane goes out. 851 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:34,436 Because it's lighter than air. 852 01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:37,643 We did it today at school. 853 01:02:38,683 --> 01:02:41,322 See what they teach them at school! 854 01:02:41,483 --> 01:02:42,472 You heard? 855 01:02:42,523 --> 01:02:43,512 Off you go! 856 01:02:56,403 --> 01:02:57,392 Listen... 857 01:02:57,963 --> 01:03:00,158 Get the bottle from Grigore's. 858 01:03:00,403 --> 01:03:02,917 At this hour? He'll want to know what it's for! 859 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,994 So? Tell him! 860 01:03:05,643 --> 01:03:09,079 What? That I'm gassing a pig? Are you serious? 861 01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:11,803 No! Say you're burning the hair off! 862 01:03:11,963 --> 01:03:13,715 We'll have to share some with him too! 863 01:03:14,883 --> 01:03:17,078 Then tell him we need to bake a cake. 864 01:03:17,563 --> 01:03:20,521 Two weeks before Christmas? Great idea! 865 01:03:22,123 --> 01:03:23,192 Mircea! 866 01:03:35,803 --> 01:03:37,839 - What? - Do you have Purfix at home? 867 01:03:38,003 --> 01:03:38,992 What's that? 868 01:03:39,123 --> 01:03:42,115 Purfix tape. For insulating windows. 869 01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:44,558 - What do you need it for? - I need it. 870 01:03:44,923 --> 01:03:46,356 Let me have a look. 871 01:04:19,643 --> 01:04:21,315 - What's that for? - I need it. 872 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,121 - What for? - For school. 873 01:04:23,283 --> 01:04:25,638 - Wash your hands, dinner's ready. - Ok. 874 01:04:30,203 --> 01:04:31,192 It's Ion. 875 01:04:33,163 --> 01:04:34,312 - Good evening. - Come in. 876 01:04:34,483 --> 01:04:38,032 Sorry to bother you this late. I need the gas cylinder. 877 01:04:38,203 --> 01:04:39,875 - You did fill it? - Of course. 878 01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:42,231 - Hello! - Good evening. 879 01:04:42,403 --> 01:04:44,200 I'd have brought it, but you said there was no hurry. 880 01:04:44,363 --> 01:04:46,638 The kids had a class today about butane gas. 881 01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:50,762 I want to show my boy how it works. His marks aren't good. 882 01:04:50,923 --> 01:04:52,879 You're so lucky with Mircea. 883 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:56,117 Careful, they leak sometimes. 884 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,955 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 885 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:39,072 Costica! 886 01:05:39,203 --> 01:05:43,321 Let's herd him into the kitchen. 887 01:05:43,483 --> 01:05:45,758 - He's so hairy! - That's how pigs are. 888 01:05:45,923 --> 01:05:47,515 The ones I've seen were bald. 889 01:05:47,683 --> 01:05:49,480 Those already had the hair burned off. 890 01:06:15,043 --> 01:06:16,237 Close the door! 891 01:06:20,723 --> 01:06:22,714 Well done. He's in. 892 01:06:24,123 --> 01:06:25,351 How are we going to burn the hair? 893 01:06:25,723 --> 01:06:28,635 Let's see him stretched out on the table first. 894 01:06:28,803 --> 01:06:30,077 I'm so scared! 895 01:06:31,163 --> 01:06:35,953 Turn off the lights and don't strike any matches. 896 01:06:37,043 --> 01:06:38,681 Everything will be ok. 897 01:06:38,843 --> 01:06:41,801 Please, take out the fuse! 898 01:06:43,123 --> 01:06:46,035 Get out of my way! Move it! 899 01:06:52,163 --> 01:06:54,723 - I feel sorry for him. - As if you didn't eat aspic! 900 01:06:55,163 --> 01:06:58,519 No, we'll make sausages with him. 901 01:06:58,683 --> 01:06:59,911 - And blood sausage? - Definitely! 902 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,072 What was that? 903 01:07:01,243 --> 01:07:02,961 I think that's for the plugs. 904 01:07:03,123 --> 01:07:05,318 Unplug everything. It's safer. 905 01:07:05,483 --> 01:07:06,632 The freezer will defrost. 906 01:07:06,803 --> 01:07:08,998 So what? Let's be on the safe side. 907 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:12,082 I'm scared stiff! 908 01:07:14,123 --> 01:07:17,433 Quiet! There! It's all disconnected. 909 01:07:17,603 --> 01:07:18,513 Don't you worry. 910 01:07:18,563 --> 01:07:20,872 Now how will you turn on the gas? 911 01:07:21,043 --> 01:07:22,681 Shouldn't you have turned it on first? 912 01:07:22,843 --> 01:07:24,515 It would've been dangerous. 913 01:07:25,523 --> 01:07:27,673 Quiet now. Behave! 914 01:07:30,123 --> 01:07:32,512 That damn stupid pig went for me! 915 01:07:32,683 --> 01:07:33,832 What have you broken? 916 01:07:34,363 --> 01:07:36,672 Listen to yourself! "What have you broken?" 917 01:07:36,923 --> 01:07:39,357 The soda water bottle, that's what! 918 01:07:39,563 --> 01:07:43,636 He bit me and you're worried about breakage. 919 01:07:44,323 --> 01:07:47,121 I think I've cut my leg. I'm bleeding. 920 01:07:47,283 --> 01:07:49,843 Shall we turn the light back on? 921 01:07:50,003 --> 01:07:52,198 We're not turning anything on! 922 01:07:52,363 --> 01:07:54,001 Go to the bathroom and clean up. 923 01:07:54,163 --> 01:07:57,041 Danut, go out on the balcony until I call you! 924 01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:58,875 - Can I listen to the radio? - No! 925 01:07:59,043 --> 01:08:00,362 - It runs on batteries! - So what? 926 01:08:00,523 --> 01:08:04,516 You want to blow us all up? Don't listen to anything! 927 01:08:04,683 --> 01:08:06,321 Help me, I feel faint. 928 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,041 Don't frighten me! 929 01:08:08,203 --> 01:08:10,922 It's nothing. It's just the strain... 930 01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:12,516 Did you take your tablets? 931 01:08:12,683 --> 01:08:14,241 No, I'll just lie down. 932 01:08:14,403 --> 01:08:16,678 Not here. You'll stain the couch. 933 01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,401 Sit on the edge of the bath. 934 01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:32,393 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 935 01:08:38,443 --> 01:08:40,115 - Wanna smoke? - Don't light it! 936 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,274 - It's a Carpati! - Don't light it! 937 01:08:42,443 --> 01:08:43,432 Why not? 938 01:08:43,603 --> 01:08:45,355 - We'll all blow up! - Blow up? 939 01:08:45,523 --> 01:08:47,593 Our gas cylinder leaks. 940 01:08:47,843 --> 01:08:51,392 We're out in the open. Nothing will happen. 941 01:08:53,523 --> 01:08:54,717 You're stupid. 942 01:08:54,883 --> 01:08:56,919 You are! I won't give you anything tomorrow. 943 01:09:01,123 --> 01:09:02,112 Danut! 944 01:09:02,163 --> 01:09:03,642 - Stay outside. - I'm freezing. 945 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:04,712 Don't move. 946 01:09:04,763 --> 01:09:06,355 Can we turn the lights on? 947 01:09:07,683 --> 01:09:09,355 We need some fresh air first. 948 01:09:11,883 --> 01:09:13,555 Ok, I'm going in. 949 01:09:24,803 --> 01:09:26,282 - Is he moving? - Shut up! 950 01:09:26,443 --> 01:09:27,558 What have I done now? 951 01:09:28,243 --> 01:09:29,278 I couldn't see. 952 01:09:29,563 --> 01:09:30,837 It's stopped grunting. 953 01:09:31,243 --> 01:09:32,835 We should've waited longer. 954 01:09:33,003 --> 01:09:34,755 It's very late. 955 01:09:34,923 --> 01:09:37,676 We've got to burn it and cut it up yet. 956 01:09:37,843 --> 01:09:39,754 Luckily we had that gas. 957 01:09:40,563 --> 01:09:41,632 It's all gone. 958 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:43,316 - What? - The gas. 959 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:45,599 We'll ask Grigore for theirs. 960 01:09:45,763 --> 01:09:46,912 They don't cook much for Christmas. 961 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:50,519 - They might become suspicious. - We'll give them something. 962 01:09:50,683 --> 01:09:53,914 After all the trouble we've had! We won't give them anything. 963 01:09:55,163 --> 01:09:56,152 Come on... 964 01:09:57,643 --> 01:10:00,919 go out onto the balcony, I'll turn the lights on. 965 01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:10,677 Wouldn't it be better to wait until morning 966 01:10:10,843 --> 01:10:11,832 and do it then? 967 01:10:12,003 --> 01:10:16,235 What if he's not dead and he starts grunting again? 968 01:10:17,043 --> 01:10:18,317 My God, I'm so afraid. 969 01:10:18,723 --> 01:10:20,554 I'm a soldier, remember? 970 01:10:21,203 --> 01:10:23,592 If I catch fire, throw a blanket over me. 971 01:10:23,763 --> 01:10:25,560 The camel hair one? 972 01:10:26,123 --> 01:10:28,159 Which one? 973 01:10:28,643 --> 01:10:29,996 The yellow one. 974 01:10:30,163 --> 01:10:31,312 That's fine. 975 01:10:32,923 --> 01:10:36,552 No water. Just the blanket and call an ambulance. 976 01:10:36,843 --> 01:10:39,403 Stop talking like that. I'm already scared. 977 01:10:39,883 --> 01:10:41,601 Shout when you're outside! 978 01:10:45,003 --> 01:10:47,756 - Did something happen? - No! It was just a draft. 979 01:10:48,243 --> 01:10:49,596 Does it still smell? 980 01:10:50,283 --> 01:10:51,272 No. 981 01:10:53,243 --> 01:10:54,517 Not anymore. 982 01:10:54,763 --> 01:10:56,640 Ok, I'm putting the fuse back in. 983 01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,554 Great! We got away with it. 984 01:11:10,523 --> 01:11:12,275 Thank God! 985 01:11:12,443 --> 01:11:13,671 Is it moving? 986 01:11:21,643 --> 01:11:22,917 It looks dead. 987 01:11:24,043 --> 01:11:25,476 Here, use this. 988 01:11:25,683 --> 01:11:27,480 Take that thing away! 989 01:11:33,443 --> 01:11:35,035 Stone dead. 990 01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:37,359 - We did it! - Thank God! 991 01:11:37,523 --> 01:11:39,991 Now, the hard part. Look how hairy it is! 992 01:11:40,443 --> 01:11:42,513 - Get the blowtorch! - No, I'm afraid. 993 01:11:42,923 --> 01:11:44,117 Really! I am. 994 01:11:44,363 --> 01:11:47,036 Stop it, you're driving me crazy. 995 01:11:48,643 --> 01:11:50,440 Look, I'll light a match. 996 01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:54,556 Afraid, afraid... You drive me crazy. 997 01:11:54,803 --> 01:11:55,838 Look! 998 01:11:59,643 --> 01:12:00,632 You scared me! 999 01:12:01,163 --> 01:12:02,152 See? 1000 01:12:02,203 --> 01:12:05,081 Close the window. You're letting the heat out. 1001 01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:11,794 Aren't you asleep? 1002 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:13,112 No. 1003 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,594 - We're burning the hair. - Now? 1004 01:12:15,763 --> 01:12:17,515 What's it to you? 1005 01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:03,680 Good morning! 1006 01:13:04,043 --> 01:13:05,874 Good morning. Sit down. 1007 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:07,918 I wanted to tell you... 1008 01:13:10,443 --> 01:13:11,876 Danut, what happened to you? 1009 01:13:13,403 --> 01:13:14,722 - Nothing. - Nothing? 1010 01:13:14,883 --> 01:13:17,272 He faced a pig explosion! 1011 01:13:18,003 --> 01:13:19,356 A pig explosion? 1012 01:13:19,523 --> 01:13:21,275 A pig bomb. 1013 01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:22,876 Enough! 1014 01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:24,832 Danut, sit down. 1015 01:13:26,683 --> 01:13:28,082 What, Georgiana? 1016 01:13:29,123 --> 01:13:30,602 Today's my birthday. 1017 01:13:31,843 --> 01:13:34,835 Happy birthday! Best wishes. Let me give you a kiss. 1018 01:13:44,483 --> 01:13:45,757 Lead us in, please. 1019 01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:47,117 Happy birthday! 1020 01:13:49,443 --> 01:13:51,161 Two, three and... 1021 01:13:57,443 --> 01:13:59,320 Legend has it that the family used 1022 01:13:59,483 --> 01:14:02,680 what remained of the animal for the seasonal celebrations 69247

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