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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:55,936 - [mouse clicking] - [keyboard clacking] 2 00:00:56,205 --> 00:01:00,277 [AOL dial-up sign-in tones] 3 00:01:06,715 --> 00:01:08,780 [AOL voice, on speakers] Welcome. You've got mail. 4 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:14,489 [mouse clicking] 5 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,940 [on speakers] We are releasing our fourth 6 00:01:18,964 --> 00:01:20,327 and final quarterly report 7 00:01:20,429 --> 00:01:21,291 on public and private efforts... 8 00:01:21,293 --> 00:01:22,429 [messages chime] 9 00:01:22,532 --> 00:01:24,997 ...to address the Y2K computer problem. 10 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:27,235 The report shows that our hard work 11 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,002 - in this country - [keyboard clacking] 12 00:01:29,104 --> 00:01:30,606 is paying off, 13 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:34,009 and while there is more to do, I expect we will experience 14 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:36,707 no major national breakdowns 15 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,918 as a result of the year 2000 date change. 16 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,389 ['90s electronic dance music playing] 17 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:43,751 [keyboard clacking] 18 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:44,921 [chimes] 19 00:01:45,024 --> 00:01:46,751 - [keyboard clacking] - [chimes] 20 00:01:46,853 --> 00:01:48,855 ♪ We've come a long, long way together ♪ 21 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:50,094 [chimes] 22 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:53,193 ♪ Through the hard times and the good ♪ 23 00:01:53,495 --> 00:01:57,094 ♪ I have to celebrate you, baby ♪ 24 00:01:57,196 --> 00:01:58,333 [chimes] 25 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:02,202 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 26 00:02:02,305 --> 00:02:04,143 - [keyboard clacking] - [chimes] 27 00:02:17,988 --> 00:02:19,384 [video game sounds] 28 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,693 [girl] Seniors rule the school! 29 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:24,521 Hey, bitch! Surge, up! 30 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:27,094 [boy] Get over here, junior. 31 00:02:27,196 --> 00:02:29,195 Hey, that's my head! 32 00:02:29,297 --> 00:02:31,302 [music continues playing] 33 00:02:35,575 --> 00:02:36,575 [chimes] 34 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:42,742 "XOXO". 35 00:02:45,147 --> 00:02:47,219 [keyboard clacking] 36 00:02:54,059 --> 00:02:57,826 What are you doing for NYE? 37 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:58,928 [messages chime] 38 00:03:01,501 --> 00:03:02,501 Huh. 39 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:06,196 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 40 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:07,569 [chuckles] 41 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:10,506 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 42 00:03:12,978 --> 00:03:14,642 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 43 00:03:17,316 --> 00:03:21,478 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 44 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,585 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 45 00:03:30,358 --> 00:03:32,330 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 46 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:39,497 [Robin] Another boring New Year's 47 00:03:39,599 --> 00:03:41,200 at the Mendenhall's for us. 48 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:42,470 What about you? 49 00:03:42,572 --> 00:03:44,535 Any lucky lady gonna get the midnight kiss? 50 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:45,681 We're just gonna, like, chill 51 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:46,905 and watch a movie or something. 52 00:03:46,979 --> 00:03:48,071 [Howard] That's good. 53 00:03:48,173 --> 00:03:49,523 You know, there's a lot of weirdos out there tonight, 54 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:52,083 plus with this whole computer virus bug thing. 55 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:53,625 - I don't know. - Yeah, I'm sure we'll die 56 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:55,481 as soon as we leave the house after dark. 57 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,287 - Come on. - Well, I think it's great 58 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,251 that you're not putting pressure on yourself 59 00:03:59,353 --> 00:04:00,891 for the big kiss. 60 00:04:00,993 --> 00:04:02,520 You have plenty of time. 61 00:04:02,622 --> 00:04:04,456 You ever French kiss before? 62 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:06,131 Your mom taught me in college. 63 00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:08,633 She was ready to go, if you know what I mean. 64 00:04:08,735 --> 00:04:09,768 Jesus Christ. 65 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,199 I don't wanna hear that. 66 00:04:11,301 --> 00:04:13,235 See you next year. I love you. 67 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,379 - [Howard] Hey, Robin. - [kisses] 68 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:16,371 Give him some air, come on. 69 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,604 - Yeah, I'll see you. - Check this out. 70 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:20,338 Get my news on here and everything. 71 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,905 - You can? - Yeah. 72 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:23,618 - It's about Enron. - [music continues playing] 73 00:04:23,642 --> 00:04:25,680 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 74 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:30,014 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 75 00:04:32,453 --> 00:04:34,425 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 76 00:04:36,963 --> 00:04:38,792 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 77 00:04:41,264 --> 00:04:43,027 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 78 00:04:45,598 --> 00:04:47,603 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 79 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:51,904 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 80 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:58,850 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 81 00:04:58,952 --> 00:05:00,748 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 82 00:05:08,026 --> 00:05:09,158 [music fades out] 83 00:05:09,261 --> 00:05:10,591 - Your mom got a pool? - Yeah. 84 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:12,491 And you're going for a swim, bitch. Wah! 85 00:05:12,593 --> 00:05:13,737 Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons. 86 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:15,194 Watch the Kostons, though, for real. 87 00:05:15,296 --> 00:05:16,500 Sorry, bro. 88 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,167 [snaps fingers] 89 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,067 - [grunts] - Ooh, Lord Sticky. 90 00:05:20,169 --> 00:05:21,436 Sire. Come. 91 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,974 Four minutes left, sweetheart. [panting] 92 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:25,405 There's my other son. 93 00:05:25,507 --> 00:05:26,838 How do you look more handsome 94 00:05:26,941 --> 00:05:29,242 - every time I see you? - Pssh. Ah, I don't know. 95 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:30,612 One of these days, 96 00:05:30,714 --> 00:05:32,020 you're gonna leave me for a Herbal Essence girl. 97 00:05:32,044 --> 00:05:33,657 - [chuckles] - [dance music playing on TV] 98 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,453 Dog, stop flirting with my mom. 99 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:38,857 [both panting] 100 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,122 [trainer] 3, 2, 3, 4. 101 00:05:41,224 --> 00:05:42,460 [music fades out] 102 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,163 [Danny] Damn. 103 00:05:45,265 --> 00:05:47,427 The whole gang in Foreman's basement. 104 00:05:47,529 --> 00:05:48,794 - You bring the shit? - Yeah. 105 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:51,029 You gotta stop leaving this under my pillow. 106 00:05:52,868 --> 00:05:55,006 I'm the rubber fairy. Okay? It's what I do. 107 00:05:55,108 --> 00:05:57,139 You ready to fuck all night? 108 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,738 [sighs] Yeah. Hell yeah. 109 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:00,382 - [Danny] Blow harder. - [Eli] I am blowing. 110 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:03,210 [blowing] 111 00:06:03,312 --> 00:06:04,479 Oh, did you, um... 112 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,283 Did you do your AP Comp essay yet? 113 00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:08,387 Yeah. It was about how you were able 114 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:10,295 to go through puberty without your balls dropping. 115 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:11,423 Modern miracle. 116 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,353 It's funny, man. It's really funny. 117 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:16,491 It was funny. That's why I said it. 118 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,423 ['90s rock music playing on speakers] 119 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:19,662 [Danny] Andrea. 120 00:06:20,396 --> 00:06:22,733 Uh, I don't know, maybe. 121 00:06:22,835 --> 00:06:24,064 Maybe? 122 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,232 Sticky. 123 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:26,938 Andrea the Giant. 124 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,404 Andrea the Giant Boobies. 125 00:06:28,506 --> 00:06:30,138 That's literally what they call her. 126 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,342 Dude, I don't know. 127 00:06:31,444 --> 00:06:34,106 They... These girls are like our friends. 128 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:37,911 God, can you let your cock out to breathe for five seconds? 129 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:40,483 Or are you still holding out for that hot popular chick 130 00:06:40,585 --> 00:06:42,520 who sometimes talks to you in Spanish class? 131 00:06:42,622 --> 00:06:45,353 Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO" to me on AIM earlier. 132 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:47,587 Then fucking ask her out. No. 133 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,253 Isn't she 69ing some college guy? 134 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:50,655 Community college. 135 00:06:50,723 --> 00:06:51,789 Okay, so he can only get 136 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:53,695 an associate's degree in 69ing. 137 00:06:53,797 --> 00:06:55,311 Danny, you don't know what you're talking about. 138 00:06:55,335 --> 00:06:57,469 - [computer beeps] - [gasps] We got nip. 139 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,536 [Eli] She is so mature. 140 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,906 [Danny] Honestly, those areolas? Fuck. 141 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:06,084 [man, on radio] Computer bug got you ready to break stuff? 142 00:07:06,108 --> 00:07:08,806 Limp Bizkit is ringing in the Y2K apocalypse tonight 143 00:07:08,908 --> 00:07:09,984 - at Crawford Arena. - Check it. 144 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:11,616 - Oh, dude, play that shit. - Yep. 145 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:13,690 [man] And we've got two tickets courtesy of Fred Durst. 146 00:07:13,714 --> 00:07:15,180 I've always wanted to do that. 147 00:07:15,282 --> 00:07:16,419 Mmm. 148 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,490 [groovy rock music playing on speakers] 149 00:07:28,764 --> 00:07:31,265 Dude, I've always wanted to see this. 150 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,471 It looks tight. 151 00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:35,833 "Nothing is inconceivable." 152 00:07:35,935 --> 00:07:38,176 - [chuckles] - [doorbell chimes] 153 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:40,710 [Eli] Oh, shit, is that Raleigh? 154 00:07:40,812 --> 00:07:43,848 She was like decked out in Abercrombie a month ago. 155 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:44,978 [chuckles] Yeah. 156 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,450 You know, I heard her parents made her get X-rays 157 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:49,515 and she had, like, holes in her brain 158 00:07:49,617 --> 00:07:51,253 from all the ecstasy. 159 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:53,353 Nah, dude, that's a myth. 160 00:07:53,455 --> 00:07:55,091 Tsk. Whatever, man. 161 00:07:55,193 --> 00:07:56,193 What's up, Garrett? 162 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:59,323 D-Man, E-Boy, what's good? 163 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:00,728 Yo. 164 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,795 How about one on the Gar-ster? [chuckles] 165 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:05,303 Ah, Junior. Arnie's having a baby. 166 00:08:05,405 --> 00:08:06,680 Garrett, can you settle this for us? 167 00:08:06,704 --> 00:08:09,535 Does, um, ecstasy put holes in your brain? 168 00:08:09,637 --> 00:08:11,608 I mean, effects of MDMA 169 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:13,937 on brain matter are still under broad dispute. 170 00:08:14,039 --> 00:08:15,480 Many studies have been criticized 171 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,812 for lack of evidence, inherent bias, et cetera. 172 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:22,282 Scientists just be, like, hella un-rigorous. 173 00:08:22,384 --> 00:08:23,414 [both chuckle] 174 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:25,287 But, um... 175 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:27,220 - Yo. - [door shuts] 176 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,689 You foolios want to hit up the champagne room real quick? 177 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,897 - Pssh. Yeah. - Yeah, I'm down. 178 00:08:32,999 --> 00:08:38,300 [chuckling] 179 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:40,297 [meditation music playing] 180 00:08:47,211 --> 00:08:48,613 [sizzling] 181 00:08:56,418 --> 00:08:57,418 [Garrett] E-Boy? 182 00:08:57,484 --> 00:08:58,882 Um, no. 183 00:08:58,984 --> 00:09:01,125 - [Garrett] D? - Hmm, yeah. 184 00:09:01,227 --> 00:09:02,792 Wise choice, young squire. 185 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,290 [sizzling] 186 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,866 [exhales] 187 00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:10,700 [coughing] 188 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:13,768 Oh, damn, that's hitting for you right there, fool. 189 00:09:13,871 --> 00:09:16,003 This is the life for me, know what I'm saying? 190 00:09:16,105 --> 00:09:20,806 No customers, just me, the tapes, some bomb-ass kush. 191 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,106 Gets my brain flowing, for real. 192 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,846 I start thinking about some crazy shit. 193 00:09:25,949 --> 00:09:29,449 Like, shit that makes you go, "What the fuck?" 194 00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:31,781 [indistinct echoing] 195 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:32,951 You ever fucking... 196 00:09:33,053 --> 00:09:34,722 You go to the grocery store, right? 197 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,199 And it's like you're picking up shit, 198 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:38,388 and you're like, "Oh, I'mma grab some Q-Tips." 199 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,408 [echoing] But it's, like, that's... that's the brand. 200 00:09:40,432 --> 00:09:41,898 It's actually cotton swabs. 201 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,334 Kleenex, that's another one, 'cause that's a facial tissue. 202 00:09:44,436 --> 00:09:45,516 Start thinking about, like, 203 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:46,797 the fucking first few colonies. 204 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:48,064 That must have been wild. 205 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:49,606 Like, "Oh, we're in the country. 206 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,442 Grab your musket. You can borrow my mine. 207 00:09:51,544 --> 00:09:53,377 Yeah, sure, you can borrow my musket." 208 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:54,657 I guess that's why they call it 209 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,456 [distorting] the American Revolution. [chuckles] 210 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,480 Words are a fucking trip. 211 00:09:57,549 --> 00:09:58,588 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 212 00:09:58,612 --> 00:10:00,346 Laser, right? 213 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:01,752 Laser. 214 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,623 Why'd they spell that with an S? 215 00:10:05,358 --> 00:10:06,623 That's like interesting to me. 216 00:10:06,725 --> 00:10:08,285 See what I'm talking about? Trippy shit. 217 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,257 - [sizzling] - [distortion and echoing ends] 218 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,560 Oh, snap. 219 00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:12,862 Bunch of the homies are mobbing 220 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,292 to the old factory at midnight. 221 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,363 Y'all should roll through. 222 00:10:16,932 --> 00:10:18,634 Sounds like fun for the whole family. 223 00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:21,033 [chuckles] Yeah, if the whole family 224 00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:25,271 likes tripping balls, which, uh, some do. 225 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:27,305 [chuckling] 226 00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:34,581 So, what? You, like, smoke now? 227 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:36,347 Ugh. Is that okay, mom? 228 00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:38,518 [Farkas] Oh, shit! 229 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,986 [softly] Oh, shit. 230 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,659 - It's Big Nut and Little Nut. - [boys laughing] 231 00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:45,090 Hey! Yo, you guys still squeegeeing pussy 232 00:10:45,193 --> 00:10:47,191 for the girls' basketball team or what's up? 233 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:49,067 That's not what equipment managers do. 234 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:50,028 [Farkas] What? 235 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,634 I'm sorry, I don't speak bitch-ass. 236 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:52,777 - What'd you just say? - [boys laughing] 237 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:54,138 [boy] Fuck him up, Farkas. 238 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:55,882 [Farkas] You gotta speak up louder, dog. 239 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,569 I don't know what the fuck you just said. 240 00:10:58,305 --> 00:10:59,950 - Huh? Let's do it. Let's go. - [Ash] Yo, yo, yo. 241 00:10:59,974 --> 00:11:02,243 This fucking tubby motherfucker 242 00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:05,248 "yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad, he ate the fucking chihuahua. 243 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:07,447 [boys laughing] 244 00:11:07,549 --> 00:11:09,582 [boys howling] 245 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:11,555 Hey, fuck these bozos, man. 246 00:11:11,657 --> 00:11:13,925 Hey, August, give me a beat real quick. 247 00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:15,027 Come on. 248 00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:18,160 - [beatboxing] - Ah. 249 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,563 Ay, yo. 250 00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:20,957 [rapping] ♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪ 251 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,327 ♪ Walkin' to the car ♪ 252 00:11:22,429 --> 00:11:24,901 ♪ You can't go far 'cause you got a big scar ♪ 253 00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:27,538 ♪ You slow like molasses My flow is the fastest ♪ 254 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,500 ♪ Soggy, wet condom straight... ♪ 255 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:31,474 ♪ Coming out your asses ♪ 256 00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,538 [bullies exclaiming, laughing] 257 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:34,641 [boy] Yes! 258 00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:36,081 [Farkas] Fuck yeah. 259 00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:37,183 Wack-ass bitch. 260 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,014 [Eli] He's actually a decent rapper. 261 00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:43,346 - Fruit chewy cookies. - [door opens] 262 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,449 - [doorbell chimes] - [softly] Oh, shit, dude. 263 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,087 [doorbell chimes] 264 00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:51,509 - RoxyGurl. - [indistinct chatter] 265 00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,033 [whispering] Talk to her, dude. 266 00:11:56,602 --> 00:11:57,802 - No, I'm not... - Talk to her. 267 00:11:57,835 --> 00:11:59,667 God is fucking smiling down on you. 268 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,536 - No. Stop. Stop. - Talk to her. 269 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,705 You're being a bitch. 270 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,471 You're being a... You're being a bitch. 271 00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:05,905 Hey, Laura. 272 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,541 - [Laura] Hey. - What's up, Laura? 273 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,275 What's up, y'all? 274 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:11,578 Go Crusaders. 275 00:12:12,047 --> 00:12:14,181 I'm just kidding. School sucks, right? 276 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,053 - What? - Are we doing this? 277 00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,355 I got lookout. 278 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:20,059 [scoffs] 279 00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,261 What's up, dude? 280 00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:25,790 Feliz año nuevo. 281 00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:27,828 Gracias, amiga. 282 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,299 - [chuckles] - Uh, 2000, though. 283 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,635 - Crazy. - Right? 284 00:12:30,737 --> 00:12:32,663 Where are the flying cars they promised us? 285 00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:33,868 Totally. 286 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,872 Um, oh, I saw workers putting in, like, 287 00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:38,671 new or better internet at Crawford today, 288 00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,339 and I was all like, 289 00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:41,987 "I definitely know a genius who's gonna love that 290 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,743 in AP Computer Science next year." 291 00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:45,512 [chuckles] Finally, right? 292 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:47,117 DSL at last. 293 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,954 I don't know, though, 'cause Amber and Madison 294 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:51,895 kind of want to take Yearbook to get the easy grade, so... 295 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:52,919 [man] No perishables? 296 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,720 - Fuck me I guess. - [door opens] 297 00:12:54,822 --> 00:12:56,155 Um, so just getting 298 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:57,734 - a couple of cans of Surge? - [door shuts] 299 00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:59,462 Deli meats? 300 00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:01,096 It's top secret actually. 301 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,598 - It's a booze bolt. - Oh. 302 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,928 Could use some backup. 303 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,363 No, that's illegal. 304 00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:08,105 [in British accent] Naughty, naughty girl. 305 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:13,673 [indistinct chatter] 306 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,418 - [whispering] Fuck her. - [Laura] Anyways, uh, 307 00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,088 we're actually going to Chris' New Year's thing. 308 00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,444 It's gonna be a total shit show, so. 309 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:21,385 Chris Kulhken? 310 00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:22,679 Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah. 311 00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:27,790 Um, just you, booze bolt crew, and, like, boyfriend just... 312 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:31,095 Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually. 313 00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:32,626 Oh, wow. 314 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,027 Um... You okay? 315 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,930 [Laura] Just gonna take some time 316 00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,869 - and focus on me. - [kids giggling] 317 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,644 - You suck at lookout, bitch. - [bottles clinking] 318 00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:41,769 See ya. 319 00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,467 ['90s pop rock song playing] 320 00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:49,542 ♪ ...of heartache that hang from above ♪ 321 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,375 [laughter] 322 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:57,147 ♪ And I'll be your cryin' shoulder ♪ 323 00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:01,420 ♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪ 324 00:14:01,955 --> 00:14:03,386 ♪ And I'll... ♪ 325 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,690 - [music continues on speakers] - [sighs] 326 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,866 I'm gonna need you to pay for this. 327 00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,134 [Larry] Everything is perfectly normal. 328 00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:15,900 Except for the fact that the mom is also the dad. 329 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,106 This is pathetic. 330 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,603 Our parents are having fun right now. 331 00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,805 I mean, our parents are cooler than us. 332 00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:25,311 We could be at a party right now. 333 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,313 But I want my baby. And I need your help. 334 00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:30,083 [sighs] Why are you so desperate to be ignored 335 00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,623 by a bunch of puka shell assholes? 336 00:14:32,725 --> 00:14:34,690 [sighs] That is such an excuse. 337 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,956 Sticky, you're being a pussy. 338 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,520 - I'm not a pussy. - Yes, you are. 339 00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:40,131 You basically cried when I smoked earlier. 340 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,026 Yeah? 341 00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:42,967 Yeah, you're being a pussy. 342 00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,068 Yeah? 343 00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,202 Would a pussy do this? 344 00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,637 Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick! 345 00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,374 Thanks. Whew. 346 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,640 [pants] 347 00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:54,742 Damn, dude. 348 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,550 [groaning, inhales] 349 00:14:59,786 --> 00:15:01,191 [groans] Get over here, motherfucker. 350 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,350 Open up. Take a swig. [exclaims] 351 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,685 [gags] 352 00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:06,651 [coughs, retching] 353 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,993 - It's so smooth. - Smooth, right? 354 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,695 - [breathing heavily] - I say let's do it. 355 00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,325 I say let's go to the party. 356 00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:16,163 - I don't know, dude. - Listen, okay? 357 00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,969 In a few hours, you have a built-in excuse 358 00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:22,006 to kiss the newly single girl of your dreams. 359 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,575 [inhales, exhales] 360 00:15:24,677 --> 00:15:25,977 Maybe it's the booze talking. 361 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,078 But... 362 00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,010 fuck it, dude! 363 00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,748 Let's do it. What, what, what... 364 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,351 Fuck it, dude. What are we doing? 365 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,453 Fuck it! Let's go! 366 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,780 My boy's en fuego. 367 00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:38,588 [grunting] 368 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,057 Let's go to the party. 369 00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:41,636 - [dance rock music playing] - ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 370 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,926 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 371 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,660 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 372 00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:46,024 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 373 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,392 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 374 00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,297 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 375 00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:54,500 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 376 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,802 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 377 00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:01,244 ♪ He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink ♪ 378 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:03,411 ♪ He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink ♪ 379 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,288 ♪ He sings songs that remind him of the good times ♪ 380 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,884 - Dude. - ♪ He sings the songs ♪ 381 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,882 ♪ That remind him of the better times ♪ 382 00:16:08,984 --> 00:16:11,217 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 383 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:14,150 - [both howling] - ♪ Danny boy ♪ 384 00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,625 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 385 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,794 [both cheering] 386 00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:19,937 - [Danny] Yeah! - We're doing it! 387 00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,061 [music fades out] 388 00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:22,764 [R&B music playing on speakers] 389 00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:23,929 [lively chatter, cheering] 390 00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,663 Ah, I need a drink. 391 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:27,536 No. 392 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,872 - What is Kelso doing here? - [sighs] 393 00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,705 Tonight, Kelso's our guide. 394 00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,309 No, no, no, I'm not walking to the party 395 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,911 - with some lame action figure. - Ah, who cares? 396 00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,245 Just like what you like. 397 00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:40,851 And we can learn a lot from Kelso. 398 00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,584 We could say we have this for a reason. 399 00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,995 Because it was stuck in a copy of The Giver at the library? 400 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:47,121 Just watch. 401 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,890 One of these days, maybe even tonight, 402 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,722 one of us is gonna use it. 403 00:16:53,899 --> 00:16:55,795 [R&B music playing on speakers] 404 00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:58,069 [lively chatter] 405 00:16:58,899 --> 00:16:59,899 Damn. 406 00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,867 Everyone's here. 407 00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:05,920 - [bubblegum pop music playing] - ♪ I'm craving for you ♪ 408 00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:09,208 ♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪ 409 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,110 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Missing... ♪ 410 00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:13,711 ['90s trance music playing] 411 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,264 - ['90s rap music playing] - ♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪ 412 00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,283 ♪ Ah, this is how we chill from '93 'til ♪ 413 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,888 ['90s rockabilly music playing] 414 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,420 ♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪ 415 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,959 ♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪ 416 00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,457 ['90s nu metal music playing] 417 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:30,561 ♪ Something takes a part of me ♪ 418 00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,504 - [music fades out] - All right, let's do this. 419 00:17:32,532 --> 00:17:34,669 ['90s rap music playing on speakers] 420 00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,635 [lively chatter] 421 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:43,613 Andrea. 422 00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:45,282 Hey, Lisa. 423 00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:46,480 Hey. 424 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:52,189 - [music stops] - [crowd whining] 425 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,052 Dude. Dude, the mix. 426 00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,356 Oh, shit. 427 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,098 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The mix, yeah. 428 00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:11,401 [Thong Song by Sisqó playing on speakers] 429 00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:13,004 ♪ This thing right here ♪ 430 00:18:13,106 --> 00:18:14,979 [crowd cheering] 431 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,544 ♪ Is letting all the ladies know ♪ 432 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,183 - Oh, this is my song, Eli! - ♪ What guys talk about ♪ 433 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:23,319 ♪ You know The finer things in life ♪ 434 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,385 ♪ Check it out ♪ 435 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,290 ♪ Ooh, that dress so scandalous ♪ 436 00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,293 ♪ And you know another... can't handle it ♪ 437 00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:32,394 ♪ So you shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 438 00:18:32,496 --> 00:18:34,561 ♪ With a look in your eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 439 00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:36,209 ♪ You like to dance at all the hip-hop spots ♪ 440 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,307 ♪ Then you cruise to the crews ♪ 441 00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,365 ♪ Like connect the dots ♪ 442 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,037 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 443 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,798 ♪ 'Cause she was livin' la vida loca ♪ 444 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,238 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 445 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,274 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 446 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,373 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt ♪ 447 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,675 ♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪ 448 00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:52,147 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 449 00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,080 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 450 00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:56,253 ♪ All night long ♪ 451 00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:58,321 - ♪ Let me see that thong ♪ - [laughter, cheering] 452 00:18:58,423 --> 00:19:00,190 ♪ I like it when the beat goes Da na da na ♪ 453 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:01,632 ♪ Baby, make your booty go Da na da na ♪ 454 00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,425 - ♪ Baby! ♪ - ♪ I know you wanna show ♪ 455 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,856 ♪ Da na da na, that thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 456 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,678 ♪ I like it when the beat goes Da na da na ♪ 457 00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:09,105 ♪ Baby, make your booty go Da na da na ♪ 458 00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:10,332 [crowd] Hey! 459 00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:11,774 ♪ Girl, I know you wanna show Da na da na ♪ 460 00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,898 ♪ That thong, thong, thong, thong, listen ♪ 461 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,778 - ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪ - [all] Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! 462 00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,638 ♪ And I know another... couldn't handle it ♪ 463 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,740 ♪ And she's shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 464 00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:21,839 ♪ With a look in her eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 465 00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:23,487 ♪ She like to dance at all the hip-hop spots ♪ 466 00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:24,585 ♪ And she cruise to the crews ♪ 467 00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:25,709 ♪ Like connect the dots ♪ 468 00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,447 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 469 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,450 ♪ 'Cause she was livin' la vida loca ♪ 470 00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,583 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 471 00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,557 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what... ♪ 472 00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:34,819 Miss Booze Bolt. 473 00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:37,100 So you didn't get arrested, huh? 474 00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,193 No, I did. 475 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,896 It's just I snuck out for the party. 476 00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,693 Oh, that's good. That's good. 477 00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:44,034 Yeah, yeah. You do not want to miss Cory Flock 478 00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:46,567 spitting game with a full-on boner. 479 00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,705 [Laura] Oh, my God. 480 00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:49,838 That is disturbing. 481 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,168 Um, is Raleigh good? 482 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,271 Yeah. 483 00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:54,739 Oh, I'm... I don't know. 484 00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,848 It's just kind of weird how, uh, people change. 485 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,049 Yeah. No, I'll never change. 486 00:20:00,151 --> 00:20:01,811 - Hmm. - Unless there's something 487 00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,359 that you think should be different about me. 488 00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,548 I'll... I'll... [blows] 489 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,285 I'll change in an instant for... 490 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,023 You ever considered a haircut? 491 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,489 I didn't expect you to come up 492 00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:11,035 - with an answer right away. - [chuckles] 493 00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,158 There she is. 494 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,563 What's up, little guy? 495 00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,537 - Soccer Chris. - [Soccer Chris] Uh-oh. 496 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,895 Laura, what are you drinking? 497 00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:20,036 - [boy 1] Hope it's not vodka. - Oh, my God. No, no, guys. 498 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,468 Please, I thought the vodka man 499 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,470 was banished after the snowboarding trip. 500 00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:26,171 Never. Where there's vodka, I'll be drunk. 501 00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:27,842 [boys laughing] 502 00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:29,940 [boy 2] It's so fucking funny! 503 00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:34,377 Hey, shots. 504 00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:36,446 Kitchen. Let's go. 505 00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:37,614 Let's go. Come on, yeah. 506 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,316 - Okay, all right, sorry. - [whoops] 507 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:40,890 [Laura] Later, Eli. 508 00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,359 [Eli] See you, vodka man. 509 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,090 Hey, man. 510 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:45,925 Do you like Laura? 511 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,097 Um, I don't... I don't know. 512 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:50,496 'Cause, um, I was gonna say 513 00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,402 if you're thinking about going for it, 514 00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:54,668 definitely don't. 515 00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,703 You're a fucking dud. 516 00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:58,741 - Peace. - [blow lands] 517 00:20:58,843 --> 00:20:59,843 Goddamn it. 518 00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:05,041 Nice Kostons, poser. 519 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,024 What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up? 520 00:21:10,048 --> 00:21:12,615 It's your boy, Farkas, coming at you live. 521 00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:15,759 It's 1999 and we getting high. 522 00:21:15,861 --> 00:21:17,560 [growls] And drunk! 523 00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:19,822 What's up, y'all? Let's say what's up to the crew, man. 524 00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,931 Yeah! Ash! 525 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,696 Fucking crazy bitch. 526 00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:25,512 Give me back my camera, you fucking asshole. 527 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,182 [Farkas] Man, are you listening to this bozo? 528 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:28,444 Dude, are you hearing this shit? 529 00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:29,468 Are you for real, man? 530 00:21:29,534 --> 00:21:30,801 Ash, yo, please, 531 00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:32,385 please tell me you're getting this shit. 532 00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:33,616 - Are you seeing this? - I can see it. 533 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,540 [Farkas] Yo, I mean, be real, dog. 534 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,440 Nobody can touch Limp, obviously. 535 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,744 - Trash. - Come on. 536 00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:40,626 - [Ash] Fred Durst? - Man, fucking shut the fuck up 537 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,450 before I fuck your ass up, man. What the fuck? 538 00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:44,849 I don't listen to that mainstream fucking bullshit. 539 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,435 Yeah, you don't listen to mainstream bullshit, 540 00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:47,998 'cause you're a pretentious fucking ding-dong. 541 00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:50,523 What's the matter with you? [laughs] All right, whatever. 542 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,462 Then name something better then. 543 00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:54,330 Okay, I will. 544 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,431 Gift of Gab, Del, Freestyle Fellowship. 545 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,567 Literally anyone on Soundbombing II. 546 00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:02,602 [scoffs] Underground MCs spit like real shit. 547 00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:03,946 - Truth. Always. - [Farkas] Yeah, real shit. 548 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,419 [CJ] Yeah, nothing that you would know about. 549 00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:07,022 - Yeah, okay, whatever. - All you listen to 550 00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,308 is that corporate bullshit. 551 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,845 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, you're a drone. 552 00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:11,113 I'm a drone? 553 00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:12,377 Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh? 554 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:13,581 Well, guess what, bitch? 555 00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,249 Your cup is not in your fucking hand, bitch. 556 00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:17,648 That's real as fuck. 557 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,056 What you gonna do about it, huh? 558 00:22:19,158 --> 00:22:20,199 What you gonna do about it, huh? 559 00:22:20,223 --> 00:22:21,419 [Ash and Farkas laughing] 560 00:22:21,521 --> 00:22:24,225 [vocalizing vibrations] 561 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,496 That shit is fucking sick, man. 562 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,130 Yo, Eli. Over here, dude. 563 00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,562 This is my boy, Eli. 564 00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:34,469 He took this loser Kiwi in 565 00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:37,206 when I first moved here in seventh grade. 566 00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:38,669 We saw our first pair of titties 567 00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:40,736 on an episode of Arliss. You know? 568 00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:42,277 And uh, the Ocarina incident. 569 00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,708 I'll always be sorry about that. 570 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,127 Wait, what's the Ocarina incident? 571 00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:46,647 - Oh, no. - Okay, so last summer, 572 00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,680 he's basically using me to play Ocarina of Time. 573 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,220 [girl] Oh, that weird video game? 574 00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:53,050 Yeah, so he goes to the bathroom 575 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,393 and I think to myself, 576 00:22:56,429 --> 00:22:58,525 - I'm gonna pee in his coke. - [group laughing] 577 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,660 - [girls] No! - Yeah, just a little bit. 578 00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:02,309 I just wanted to see if he would notice. 579 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,728 [boy] Oh my God, you drank piss. 580 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,299 [girl] Yeah, I guess he likes piss. 581 00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,402 So, where's your girlfriend? 582 00:23:07,504 --> 00:23:09,466 Dude, enough with the goddamn condom. 583 00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:11,506 Why are you being an asshole right now? 584 00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,971 Dude, what? No, you should be thanking me. 585 00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:16,307 I'm... I'm doing all the work for both of us. 586 00:23:16,409 --> 00:23:17,712 All the work? 587 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,861 You just told half the school that I drank your piss. 588 00:23:19,885 --> 00:23:20,979 Jesus Christ. 589 00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:24,386 We came here for you, so you could get with Laura. 590 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,090 [snorts] My God. Piss-mouth likes Laura? 591 00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:28,586 Like, what do you want from me? 592 00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:30,357 I can't make friends for you, 593 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,122 and I can't kiss Laura for you. 594 00:23:36,397 --> 00:23:38,436 Look, fuck you, man. 595 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,536 [girl] Almost midnight! 596 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,442 [boy] Ooh! I'm right after you, baby! 597 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:48,780 Laura? 598 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,586 [girl laughing in room] 599 00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:02,556 - [bed whirring] - [Aiden] This bed is crazy. 600 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,627 We could do mad positions on this thing. 601 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,092 Oh. 602 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,361 [both laughing] 603 00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:09,698 Enjoying the show, perv? 604 00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:11,796 [boy] Here we go! 605 00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:17,002 [crowd] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 606 00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:19,020 - [in slow-mo] five... - ['90s trip hop music playing] 607 00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:21,778 ...four, three, 608 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,612 two, one! 609 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,484 ♪ I've got a head full of drought ♪ 610 00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:28,778 ♪ Down here ♪ 611 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,852 ♪ So far off losing out ♪ 612 00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,824 ♪ Round here ♪ 613 00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:37,022 ♪ Overground ♪ 614 00:24:38,229 --> 00:24:40,022 ♪ Watch this space ♪ 615 00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:42,566 - [crowd cheering] - [party horn blowing] 616 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,300 Dude. 617 00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,007 You're the man. 618 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,940 Yo. 619 00:24:50,969 --> 00:24:52,675 It'll happen for you, too, bro. 620 00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:57,343 No, I know. I just feel like a fucking nobody. 621 00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,576 Don't fucking say that, okay? This is... 622 00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,951 This is gonna be our year, okay? 623 00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:03,286 No, fuck that. 624 00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:04,687 This is gonna be our millennium. 625 00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:07,756 Lord Sticky? 626 00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:10,158 Yeah. 627 00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:11,632 - [power shuts off] - [music stops] 628 00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:12,891 [girl] Hey! 629 00:25:12,993 --> 00:25:15,896 - [speakers crackling] - [crowd exclaiming] 630 00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:21,003 Y2K is real. 631 00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:22,468 [all laughing] 632 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,839 [electricity crackling] 633 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,912 [suspenseful music playing] 634 00:25:30,015 --> 00:25:31,879 [rumbling] 635 00:25:33,882 --> 00:25:36,452 - [Aiden] No! [screaming] - [Raleigh screaming] 636 00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:37,954 - What the fuck! - [crowd murmuring] 637 00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,755 [Raleigh, screaming] Stop, stop, stop! 638 00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,990 [Raleigh screaming] 639 00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,206 - Fuck! - [crowd gasping] 640 00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:58,004 My parents are gonna kill me! 641 00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:02,111 Aiden. 642 00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,780 - Shit! - [crowd gasping] 643 00:26:07,748 --> 00:26:09,917 [Raleigh, shuddering] It's... 644 00:26:10,715 --> 00:26:11,985 It's the bed. 645 00:26:12,817 --> 00:26:14,256 The bed did it. 646 00:26:14,358 --> 00:26:15,824 Raleigh, what happened? 647 00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:24,434 The bed started jerking up and down. 648 00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:26,168 - Bullshit! - [Raleigh] It launched him. 649 00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:27,270 She killed Aiden. 650 00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:28,765 [whirring] 651 00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,202 Uh, did anyone see that? 652 00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,705 We need to call an ambulance. The cops. His... his parents. 653 00:26:32,807 --> 00:26:33,884 Let me just think for a minute. 654 00:26:33,908 --> 00:26:35,508 - Soccer Chris? - It's... It's the house. 655 00:26:35,547 --> 00:26:37,810 This is your brain on drugs, folks. 656 00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:39,478 Chick's been rolling since homecoming. 657 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:40,812 [Eli] Soccer Chris. 658 00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:42,319 - Somebody's dead. - I know, Laura. 659 00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,781 - Yo, Soccer Chris. - It's Chris. 660 00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:46,789 Not fucking Soccer Chris. 661 00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:49,623 And who the fuck are you anyway? 662 00:26:49,725 --> 00:26:50,965 [boy 1] Dude, that's Piss-mouth. 663 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,128 [boy 2] Yeah, he drank piss. 664 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:54,896 [crowd laughing] 665 00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:56,528 Sorry. 666 00:26:56,629 --> 00:26:58,966 [whirring] 667 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,635 [suspenseful music playing] 668 00:27:02,737 --> 00:27:04,173 [girl] What's that? [laughs] 669 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,237 [crowd murmuring] 670 00:27:10,346 --> 00:27:11,881 [whirring] 671 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,277 [clicks, beeps] 672 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,888 Damn, that's pimp as hell. 673 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,765 Who's controlling the car? 674 00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:34,133 [whirring] 675 00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:36,432 Huh? 676 00:27:39,144 --> 00:27:40,002 [phone beeps] 677 00:27:40,104 --> 00:27:42,539 [AOL dial-up sign-in tones] 678 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,445 [static] 679 00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:45,982 Someone's on the net. 680 00:27:46,085 --> 00:27:48,015 [whirring] 681 00:27:55,556 --> 00:27:57,761 [chuckling] 682 00:27:59,295 --> 00:28:00,324 Dumbass. 683 00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,064 I use gel. 684 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:04,198 [whirring] 685 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,335 [clicks] 686 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,557 [AOL voice] You've got mail. 687 00:28:06,637 --> 00:28:09,102 - [whooshing] - [crowd screaming] 688 00:28:20,486 --> 00:28:22,317 - [razor whirring] - [screaming] 689 00:28:22,419 --> 00:28:23,646 [crowd screaming] 690 00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:25,085 Raleigh! 691 00:28:26,817 --> 00:28:28,024 [shrieks] 692 00:28:28,126 --> 00:28:29,793 [sobbing] 693 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,862 [gasping, shrieks] 694 00:28:34,432 --> 00:28:36,129 [sobbing] Oh, my God! 695 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,301 [groans] 696 00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:42,634 [crowd screaming] 697 00:28:42,736 --> 00:28:45,207 [blender whirring] 698 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:48,273 [screaming] 699 00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,645 Cory Flock. 700 00:28:51,747 --> 00:28:53,413 [waste disposal unit whirring] 701 00:28:53,749 --> 00:28:55,379 - [screaming] - [squirting] 702 00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:01,220 Thank you. Thank you. 703 00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:03,558 Laura, let's roll. 704 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,920 We... We need to find Raleigh. 705 00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,589 Fuck that. Come on. 706 00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:07,798 No. 707 00:29:08,265 --> 00:29:09,266 Fine. 708 00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:10,531 Die with these losers. 709 00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,228 Guess I will, asshole. 710 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,437 Um, don't admit that we're losers. 711 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,966 - [scoffs] - [dishwasher beeps] 712 00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:17,541 - [groans] - [microwave beeping] 713 00:29:17,643 --> 00:29:19,603 - [electricity crackling] - [screaming] 714 00:29:19,705 --> 00:29:20,771 [gasps] 715 00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:22,012 [microwave beeps] 716 00:29:22,114 --> 00:29:23,114 Go, go. 717 00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:25,783 Dude, score. 718 00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,256 Help! 719 00:29:33,621 --> 00:29:34,719 Let us in! 720 00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,519 - Come on. - Laura... 721 00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:38,057 Hey. 722 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:39,825 - I've been looking for you. - [whirring] 723 00:29:39,927 --> 00:29:41,428 - [drill whirring] - [screams] 724 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,560 [screaming] 725 00:29:42,663 --> 00:29:44,428 [shouting] 726 00:29:46,572 --> 00:29:48,630 - [whirring] - [Laura screaming] 727 00:29:48,899 --> 00:29:50,302 [gasping] 728 00:29:52,673 --> 00:29:53,811 [whirring stops] 729 00:29:55,511 --> 00:29:57,309 [whirring] 730 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,983 [beeping] 731 00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:02,585 We're gonna die. Fuck. 732 00:30:02,682 --> 00:30:03,682 Screw it. 733 00:30:03,749 --> 00:30:05,718 [panting] 734 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,588 Five, six, seven, eight! 735 00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:09,860 - [shrieks] - [beeping] 736 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,725 [powering down] 737 00:30:11,824 --> 00:30:12,921 Shit. [grunts] 738 00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:15,330 Tae Bo, bitch! 739 00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:18,099 Oh, fuck. Fuckin' Billy Blanks. 740 00:30:18,865 --> 00:30:19,969 [Farkas] Holy shit! 741 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,269 Damn, Big Nut! Saved the motherfuckin' day. 742 00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:25,245 - Yeah, I guess so. - [Farkas] Yeah, well, eat shit. 743 00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:26,576 [crowd screaming in distance] 744 00:30:26,678 --> 00:30:28,846 Open up the motherfucking door! 745 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:30,945 [door creaking] 746 00:30:31,048 --> 00:30:33,917 Yo, you just fuckin' chillin' in here dolo? 747 00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,315 Hello. Danny. 748 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,083 [Ash] Move, pussy. 749 00:30:38,185 --> 00:30:39,615 [clattering, thudding in distance] 750 00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:43,161 Laura. 751 00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:45,291 We gotta go. 752 00:30:52,003 --> 00:30:53,409 [Danny] What the hell is going on out there? 753 00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,913 [Eli] They're, like, combining or something. 754 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,604 Dude, a Tamagotchi just drilled 755 00:30:56,706 --> 00:30:58,106 through a chick's head. 756 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,744 What if it's... What if it's only Soccer Chris' house? 757 00:31:00,846 --> 00:31:02,708 [sighs] No, it could be the whole town. 758 00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,179 Wake up, numbnuts. 759 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,541 We're talking Y2K here, okay? Global Computer Apocalypse. 760 00:31:06,644 --> 00:31:08,428 But they predicted it. They knew it was coming. 761 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,246 What gives? 762 00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:11,248 Do I have to spell it out for you, man? 763 00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:13,590 President Blowjob. He planned it all. 764 00:31:13,692 --> 00:31:15,219 Society's fucking dumb as hell. 765 00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:17,122 - Just let it burn. - Yeah, fuck yeah. 766 00:31:17,224 --> 00:31:19,056 I say we just rebuild from the ashes. 767 00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:20,997 Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad. 768 00:31:22,499 --> 00:31:23,659 It's a bug. 769 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,396 AI consciousness pushing a sentient worm command 770 00:31:27,498 --> 00:31:30,504 to every processing chip around the world. 771 00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,041 Translation? 772 00:31:33,071 --> 00:31:35,278 Goodbye, human race. 773 00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,380 What the fuck? 774 00:31:36,443 --> 00:31:38,163 So now Shitney Spears thinks she's a hacker? 775 00:31:38,245 --> 00:31:39,944 Whoa, she knows more than you do. 776 00:31:40,046 --> 00:31:41,313 Laura's a coding whiz. 777 00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:43,614 [Farkas] A girl that knows computers? My ass. 778 00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,052 Yeah, she practically built the entire Crawford web portal 779 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,156 on her own. It's... It's pretty sick. 780 00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,386 Eli, put your boner away. 781 00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:52,623 - [crashing] - God, we're so fucked. 782 00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:55,728 God, somebody tell this bitch to stop crying all the time. 783 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,863 We need a plan. 784 00:31:56,966 --> 00:31:58,963 Yo, let's just hotwire the Benz 785 00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:00,067 and roll the fuck out. 786 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,375 What happens when you turn that thing on 787 00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:02,639 and it tries to fucking kill us? 788 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,807 Bring it, bitch. 789 00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:05,838 I'll be riding that shit straight to Kabul. 790 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,403 [Ash and Farkas chuckle] 791 00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:09,110 [CJ] Do you ever listen to yourself? 792 00:32:09,212 --> 00:32:10,721 [Farkas] I listen to your mom jacking me off. 793 00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:12,009 The old factory. 794 00:32:12,111 --> 00:32:13,346 We go to the old factory. 795 00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:14,994 - [Danny] The stoner kickback? - [Eli] Garrett's thing? 796 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,814 [Laura] It's safe. No electricity. 797 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,919 No computers. 798 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,088 And Jonas, my boyf... my ex-boyfriend, 799 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,833 he's an engineering major. He'll know what to do. 800 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,059 [Farkas] Yeah. No, dude. 801 00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,357 I'm not listening to binary code Barbie over here. 802 00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,594 And I'm definitely not going to fucking listen 803 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:28,898 to the dumbass 804 00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:31,034 that pissed in the other fucking dumbass's Pepsi. 805 00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,971 You know what, Fark-ass? 806 00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:35,632 Shut the fuck up! 807 00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:37,350 - [tense music playing] - Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up, 808 00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:39,554 'cause me and Eli have been dealing with your shit forever 809 00:32:39,578 --> 00:32:40,842 and we're sick of it. 810 00:32:40,944 --> 00:32:42,610 You know, you can do what you want, 811 00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:43,812 but the rest of us, 812 00:32:43,914 --> 00:32:45,114 we're going to the old factory. 813 00:32:45,147 --> 00:32:48,084 And you're invited, motherfucker. 814 00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:51,186 Yep, and it was Coke, bitch. 815 00:32:52,885 --> 00:32:53,955 [exhales] 816 00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,562 - [banging on door] - [boy] Please don't! 817 00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:57,660 Oh, my God, it's coming! We're fucked! 818 00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,893 - [Ash] Wait. - [boy] Help me! 819 00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:03,127 - [boy screaming] - [slamming] 820 00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:05,766 Grab a bike, grab a board, grab whatever you can. 821 00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:07,763 [tense music playing] 822 00:33:10,338 --> 00:33:12,973 Yo, I almost made X Games Prelims in '97. 823 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,477 About to tear these streets up. 824 00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:16,178 [muffled whirring] 825 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,743 - [muffled whirring] - [Danny] I got the door. 826 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,482 Let's do it, Big Nut. 827 00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,985 - [loud thud] - Ah, fuck! 828 00:33:28,087 --> 00:33:29,791 Okay, on three. 829 00:33:29,893 --> 00:33:31,087 - [whirring] - Three, two... 830 00:33:31,189 --> 00:33:33,128 [sighs] Fuck, Eli. 831 00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:34,873 Your forgetful ass will be screwed without me. 832 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:35,925 - [whirring] - [gasps] 833 00:33:36,028 --> 00:33:38,028 [groaning] 834 00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,729 - Danny! - [shouts] 835 00:33:40,965 --> 00:33:42,371 Eli! 836 00:33:42,474 --> 00:33:44,373 [groaning] 837 00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:45,534 [whirring] 838 00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,739 - Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on. - [shouts] 839 00:33:47,842 --> 00:33:49,378 [whirring] 840 00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:52,610 [groaning] 841 00:33:54,585 --> 00:33:55,884 [whirring] 842 00:33:55,986 --> 00:33:57,450 - [Ash] Get back! - [Farkas] Fuck! 843 00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,653 Come on, Sticky. We gotta go. 844 00:34:00,756 --> 00:34:02,384 [groaning] 845 00:34:02,487 --> 00:34:04,624 - [breathing heavily] - Come on. 846 00:34:05,027 --> 00:34:07,394 - [grunting] - [loud thud] 847 00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:10,139 [Eli] We're getting out of here, man, let's go. 848 00:34:10,163 --> 00:34:11,203 [Farkas] Yo, get the door! 849 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:13,703 I think I'm just gonna chill here. 850 00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:15,704 [Eli] No, no, man, I got you. 851 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:19,436 [somber music playing] 852 00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:22,676 I was... I was pretty smooth tonight. 853 00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:24,514 [both chuckling] 854 00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:25,643 Man, you're so... 855 00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:27,945 I can never be that cool. 856 00:34:28,047 --> 00:34:29,082 [Ash] Come on! 857 00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:30,714 [Danny, breathing heavily] Eli... 858 00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:35,290 just do you. 859 00:34:40,993 --> 00:34:42,264 Take it. 860 00:34:48,399 --> 00:34:49,870 - Come on. - Let's bounce. 861 00:34:49,972 --> 00:34:51,336 Let's get out of here. 862 00:34:51,438 --> 00:34:52,983 [Farkas] Let's go before the garage door 863 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,144 fucking kills us. 864 00:34:54,911 --> 00:34:56,973 Come on, Eli, we gotta go. 865 00:34:57,209 --> 00:34:58,745 [machine whirring] 866 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,183 We gotta go now. 867 00:35:05,017 --> 00:35:06,222 Come on. 868 00:35:07,053 --> 00:35:11,194 [whirring] 869 00:35:18,731 --> 00:35:20,611 - [Ash] That was fucking close. - [car crashing] 870 00:35:21,737 --> 00:35:23,005 Oh, shit. 871 00:35:23,107 --> 00:35:25,070 [Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit playing] 872 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,770 Go time, motherfuckers. 873 00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:29,374 ♪ It's just one of those days ♪ 874 00:35:29,476 --> 00:35:30,584 ♪ Where you don't wanna wake up ♪ 875 00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,789 - Whoa! [groans] - [music stops] 876 00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:32,813 [thud] 877 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,184 Oh, snap. 878 00:35:34,286 --> 00:35:35,959 - [siren blaring in distance] - [helicopter whirring] 879 00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:37,286 Fuck, dude! 880 00:35:39,624 --> 00:35:41,290 [Ash panting] 881 00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:44,660 - Hey, get up. Get up, man. - [somber music playing] 882 00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:45,829 Fucking get up, man. 883 00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:47,891 - He's iced, come on. - [gasping] 884 00:35:47,993 --> 00:35:49,166 No. 885 00:35:51,796 --> 00:35:53,698 - [Laura] Oh, my God. - [Eli] Oh, no, no, no! 886 00:35:57,601 --> 00:35:59,068 [Eli] Come on, we gotta go. 887 00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,342 Fuck. 888 00:36:02,274 --> 00:36:04,511 [loud crashing] 889 00:36:05,915 --> 00:36:09,012 [heavy footsteps] 890 00:36:09,115 --> 00:36:13,118 [whirring] 891 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:16,655 [menacing music playing] 892 00:36:21,126 --> 00:36:22,126 [buzzing] 893 00:36:22,194 --> 00:36:25,334 [whirring] 894 00:36:29,706 --> 00:36:30,900 [beeping] 895 00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:34,974 [static] 896 00:36:45,921 --> 00:36:49,259 [whirring] 897 00:36:55,325 --> 00:36:58,499 [blaring] 898 00:37:07,471 --> 00:37:09,576 [distant explosions] 899 00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:15,450 [distant explosions] 900 00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:19,888 [Laura] Everybody cool? 901 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,621 The hell do you think? 902 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:25,860 [grunts] 903 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,762 [grunting] 904 00:37:28,864 --> 00:37:29,864 Whoa! 905 00:37:30,797 --> 00:37:33,465 Look, I know Big Nut got merked or whatever, 906 00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:35,007 but you gotta keep your fucking cool. 907 00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,570 Fuck you. 908 00:37:37,305 --> 00:37:39,001 Okay, fuck you too, then. God! 909 00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:43,478 [Eli] Your camera. 910 00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:45,940 - Hell no. - It's one of them. 911 00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,763 It's gonna kill us the first chance it gets. 912 00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:50,747 That's, like, racism against machines. 913 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,317 We don't know how this shit works, you know? 914 00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,721 Maybe they're not all bad. 915 00:37:54,823 --> 00:37:57,105 - You really wanna risk that? - Exactly. We need to kill it. 916 00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:58,532 It took me years to save up for this. 917 00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:00,190 Our friends are dead. 918 00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:02,629 Or... Or were they just your fuck buddies? 919 00:38:04,196 --> 00:38:05,566 [groans] 920 00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,003 Damn. 921 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,071 [somber music playing] 922 00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,074 Hey, come on. 923 00:38:21,312 --> 00:38:22,517 Sorry. 924 00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:26,917 Just something stupid that me and Danny do. 925 00:38:27,725 --> 00:38:29,524 Or did. 926 00:38:32,923 --> 00:38:35,090 He was lucky to have a friend like you. 927 00:38:40,036 --> 00:38:41,899 [distant explosions] 928 00:38:45,369 --> 00:38:46,508 [groans] 929 00:38:47,172 --> 00:38:48,172 Oh! 930 00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:51,007 Strong water. 931 00:39:02,121 --> 00:39:03,393 Yo. 932 00:39:04,027 --> 00:39:06,057 Uh, got any herb? 933 00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,361 [scoffs] 934 00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:09,564 If I did, I wouldn't waste it on you. 935 00:39:10,296 --> 00:39:11,500 [chuckles] 936 00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:19,607 First time I got baked was right here. 937 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:21,708 No shit. Me, too. 938 00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:25,382 No, I swear. Last day of school, eighth grade, 939 00:39:25,484 --> 00:39:27,583 me and the POI crew swiped from my sister's stash. 940 00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:28,716 Who? 941 00:39:28,818 --> 00:39:29,915 POI. 942 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,982 Prophets of Intelligence. 943 00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:34,217 It's my hip-hop crew. 944 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,553 [chuckles] 945 00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:37,293 I don't know. It's just like... 946 00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,157 It's just shit that actually makes you think. 947 00:39:39,259 --> 00:39:40,930 God. [chuckling] 948 00:39:41,032 --> 00:39:42,927 Get over yourself, bro. 949 00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:48,933 Sixth grade. 950 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,638 Cut class. 951 00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:54,136 I rolled the skaggiest joint of all time. 952 00:39:58,716 --> 00:39:59,716 Yo. 953 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:01,513 [rapping] ♪ I wish I could go back ♪ 954 00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:03,112 ♪ To how things were before ♪ 955 00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:06,181 ♪ Swiping beers from the corner store ♪ 956 00:40:07,592 --> 00:40:09,892 ♪ Chilling, and drinking, and smoking, and shit ♪ 957 00:40:10,294 --> 00:40:12,726 ♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪ 958 00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:15,531 Weak flow. 959 00:40:16,868 --> 00:40:17,967 Step up, then. 960 00:40:18,069 --> 00:40:19,594 Really want this dopeness? 961 00:40:19,696 --> 00:40:21,471 - Yeah. - Uh, okay. 962 00:40:26,536 --> 00:40:27,936 Check it. 963 00:40:28,038 --> 00:40:29,979 [rapping] ♪ Intellects, intersect ♪ 964 00:40:30,081 --> 00:40:31,307 ♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪ 965 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,513 ♪ Why? ♪ 966 00:40:32,615 --> 00:40:34,846 ♪ Because my third eye opens wide ♪ 967 00:40:34,948 --> 00:40:37,179 ♪ I fly too high in a multidimensional sky ♪ 968 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,224 Damn. 969 00:40:46,326 --> 00:40:47,629 That sucked ass. 970 00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:49,925 [Eli] We should keep moving. 971 00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:52,128 - The old factory's close. - [exhales] 972 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,778 [Eli] You guys think they'll still do graduation? 973 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,467 [Ash] It's the end of the world. 974 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,906 [Eli] I don't know. They still might do it. 975 00:41:03,247 --> 00:41:05,108 [suspenseful music playing] 976 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,546 [CJ] I'm just saying, 977 00:41:07,648 --> 00:41:09,512 if it's on MTV, it fucking sucks. 978 00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:10,847 [Ash] Jesus Christ. 979 00:41:10,949 --> 00:41:12,621 [Eli] I kind of like it all, you know? 980 00:41:13,817 --> 00:41:15,624 I don't really like music. 981 00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:20,093 What the fuck? 982 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,862 Why are popular kids allowed to be so boring? 983 00:41:22,964 --> 00:41:25,128 So I should pretend to be Slim Shady like you, right? 984 00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:26,662 [CJ scoffs] 985 00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:28,230 It's what I like, yo. 986 00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:31,604 And maybe nobody else has the guts to say it, 987 00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:33,276 but being all-state homecoming queen 988 00:41:33,378 --> 00:41:34,754 or whatever the fuck your friends do, 989 00:41:34,778 --> 00:41:36,289 doesn't give you the right to treat the rest of us 990 00:41:36,313 --> 00:41:37,353 - like trash. - [Ash laughs] 991 00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:38,812 Okay, what? 992 00:41:39,378 --> 00:41:40,510 I'm nice. 993 00:41:40,612 --> 00:41:42,418 I'm a nice person. 994 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,219 Who the fuck describes themselves as nice? 995 00:41:45,321 --> 00:41:46,420 For real. We've been going 996 00:41:46,522 --> 00:41:48,251 to the same school for ten years. 997 00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:50,857 Did you even know my name before tonight? 998 00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,390 [scoffs] Jesus. 999 00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:56,296 CJ. My name is CJ. 1000 00:41:56,398 --> 00:41:57,596 Okay, so you guys are mad 1001 00:41:57,698 --> 00:41:59,494 that I didn't, like, talk to you? 1002 00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,734 I'm not psychic, all right? 1003 00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:03,505 And I didn't have some kind of master plan 1004 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,534 to become popular. It just kind of happened. 1005 00:42:05,636 --> 00:42:07,001 [CJ] Oh, okay. 1006 00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:10,044 Being well-liked isn't a spotlight. 1007 00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,673 It's a target. 1008 00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:13,616 [Ash, scoffs] What? 1009 00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:15,911 [CJ] Damn. 1010 00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,148 You got some corny-ass problems. 1011 00:42:18,682 --> 00:42:19,919 [Ash chuckles] 1012 00:42:21,490 --> 00:42:23,692 [suspenseful music playing] 1013 00:42:30,628 --> 00:42:31,931 [CJ] Damn. 1014 00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,445 [Ash] You smell that? 1015 00:42:50,714 --> 00:42:51,949 [CJ] Whew. 1016 00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:53,821 - That's that dank chronic. - [Ash chuckles] 1017 00:42:57,293 --> 00:42:59,789 Oh, damn, what's up? 1018 00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:01,792 Best night ever right here. 1019 00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:03,793 Besides the people dying and shit. 1020 00:43:03,895 --> 00:43:05,661 Yo, what's good? How are you? 1021 00:43:05,763 --> 00:43:06,831 - Garrett. - Laura. 1022 00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,115 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1023 00:43:08,139 --> 00:43:09,336 What up? Garrett. 1024 00:43:09,438 --> 00:43:11,272 Hey, what's good? Garrett. 1025 00:43:11,374 --> 00:43:12,601 How you doing? Garrett. 1026 00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:14,639 I just did you. What am I doing? 1027 00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:17,110 Yo, best for last right here. 1028 00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:18,441 E-boy. 1029 00:43:18,544 --> 00:43:19,682 Where's D? 1030 00:43:22,317 --> 00:43:23,785 Aw, come on. 1031 00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:26,689 I got you. 1032 00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:30,432 Well, y'all are safe here, all right? 1033 00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,821 For real. 1034 00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:36,999 - Bienvenue to The Kollective. - [dramatic music playing] 1035 00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:38,699 [exclaims] What? 1036 00:43:38,801 --> 00:43:40,899 Got the homies right here in the chill zone. 1037 00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:42,601 - Like, [exclaims] what? - [man laughing] 1038 00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:44,077 Got a little spot up top for a little 1039 00:43:44,101 --> 00:43:46,539 sleepy-deepy snoozage, you know? 1040 00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:48,570 Catch a wink or two, right? 1041 00:43:48,672 --> 00:43:49,705 This guy. 1042 00:43:49,807 --> 00:43:51,007 Uh, got some herbs, 1043 00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:52,843 some shrooms, a few sheets of acid, 1044 00:43:52,945 --> 00:43:54,156 a couple of cold and cough pills 1045 00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:56,518 for the summer around here. Just the one beer. 1046 00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,180 So that's sort of a splitting situation, 1047 00:43:58,282 --> 00:44:00,354 which I'm down for, by the way. [chuckles] 1048 00:44:00,456 --> 00:44:02,287 Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here? 1049 00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:03,687 Oh. Um... 1050 00:44:03,789 --> 00:44:05,159 [somber music playing] 1051 00:44:05,261 --> 00:44:06,261 uh, he's gone. 1052 00:44:07,661 --> 00:44:08,892 [music abruptly ends] 1053 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,431 I see we got more mouths to feed. 1054 00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,166 - [Garrett] Oh, snap! - Hey. 1055 00:44:12,268 --> 00:44:13,563 [Garrett] Yo! 1056 00:44:13,665 --> 00:44:14,765 Jonas is back! 1057 00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:15,998 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 1058 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,902 I was like, "Where'd Jonas go?" 1059 00:44:18,004 --> 00:44:20,669 Hey, hey, warm yourselves by the fire. 1060 00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:22,839 And rest easy. 1061 00:44:22,941 --> 00:44:24,674 [Garrett] Oh, yo, hey, check it. 1062 00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:26,543 We got devil sticks. 1063 00:44:26,645 --> 00:44:27,717 [exclaims] What? 1064 00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:29,781 See, I'm still learning. 1065 00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:34,222 ♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪ 1066 00:44:34,324 --> 00:44:36,253 ♪ In your eye ♪ 1067 00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:39,624 ♪ What is trust? What is life? ♪ 1068 00:44:39,726 --> 00:44:41,962 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1069 00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:44,030 [Jonas] So, Eli. 1070 00:44:44,664 --> 00:44:46,067 You go to Crawford? 1071 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,504 - Um, yeah. - [Jonas] You play any sports? 1072 00:44:48,606 --> 00:44:50,001 'Cause, look, you got a great frame 1073 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,268 - for long-distance running. - Ah, thank you. 1074 00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:56,075 Um, no, I'm... I'm more behind the scenes. 1075 00:44:56,809 --> 00:44:57,809 I'm an equipment manager 1076 00:44:57,911 --> 00:44:58,988 for the girls' basketball team. 1077 00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:02,081 Hey, uh, just one second, one second. 1078 00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,221 ♪ What is trust? ♪ 1079 00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:06,387 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1080 00:45:06,489 --> 00:45:07,957 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1081 00:45:08,526 --> 00:45:11,794 - [Jonas grunting] - [clattering] 1082 00:45:12,994 --> 00:45:14,473 - [Garrett] Yo, what is that? - Check this out! 1083 00:45:14,497 --> 00:45:16,494 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1084 00:45:16,596 --> 00:45:18,601 [Jonas laughing] 1085 00:45:18,703 --> 00:45:20,602 Oh, man. The guy is stronger than it looks. 1086 00:45:20,704 --> 00:45:22,505 The fuck? Get that thing out of here. 1087 00:45:22,607 --> 00:45:24,967 Hold on, I think that's my computer. 1088 00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:27,101 I wonder if he recognizes me. 1089 00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:28,870 ♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪ 1090 00:45:28,972 --> 00:45:30,105 [exclaiming, laughs] 1091 00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:31,843 ♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪ 1092 00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:33,475 Dude, good to see you too, pal. 1093 00:45:33,577 --> 00:45:35,878 Your pal is probably hollering to all his robot buddies 1094 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,486 - to wipe us out. - Don't! 1095 00:45:37,588 --> 00:45:38,791 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1096 00:45:38,815 --> 00:45:41,087 [static] 1097 00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:45,861 We don't know what it wants. 1098 00:45:47,463 --> 00:45:48,765 But we can learn... 1099 00:45:50,334 --> 00:45:51,427 once Laura hacks it. 1100 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,537 - What? - Laura? 1101 00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:57,036 That's a little advanced, isn't it? 1102 00:45:57,138 --> 00:45:59,908 - No offense, Pookie. - No, uh, he's... he's right. 1103 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:02,705 No, no, no, you can, like, cut the modem or something. 1104 00:46:03,274 --> 00:46:04,841 [stammers] Yeah, I don't know, maybe. 1105 00:46:04,943 --> 00:46:06,849 Cut the modem. It's easy. 1106 00:46:08,914 --> 00:46:09,914 [Eli] What was that quote 1107 00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:11,851 on your binder in Spanish class? 1108 00:46:11,953 --> 00:46:14,255 The one from the co-founder of Apple? 1109 00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:15,357 Bill Gates? 1110 00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,586 [Laura] Steve Wozniak. 1111 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:19,087 He said, "Never trust a computer 1112 00:46:19,189 --> 00:46:20,995 you can't throw out a window." 1113 00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,426 Can't believe you remember that. 1114 00:46:24,194 --> 00:46:25,968 [suspenseful music playing] 1115 00:46:26,537 --> 00:46:27,803 [Eli] That's what I'm saying. 1116 00:46:27,905 --> 00:46:29,825 What if this is how we throw them out the window? 1117 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,537 For good. 1118 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,573 I'm with you, E-boy. 1119 00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:35,004 Throw it out the window. 1120 00:46:35,106 --> 00:46:36,345 [homies chuckling excitedly] 1121 00:46:36,447 --> 00:46:38,111 God, you fucking idiot! 1122 00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:44,450 [keyboard clacking] 1123 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:45,850 Disabling modem. 1124 00:46:45,952 --> 00:46:48,589 Blocking all outgoing signals. 1125 00:46:48,691 --> 00:46:50,291 - [keyboard clacks] - [chimes] 1126 00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:51,586 We are secure. 1127 00:46:52,930 --> 00:46:54,704 [Garrett] Should we, like, search something or... 1128 00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,461 Computer, search, 1129 00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:59,462 "Is it all good if you've never met your dad?" 1130 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:04,170 [beeps] 1131 00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,037 [chuckles] 1132 00:47:06,139 --> 00:47:07,280 Don't worry... Don't worry about me. 1133 00:47:07,304 --> 00:47:09,039 All right, I'll do the talking. 1134 00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:10,341 We know each other pretty well. 1135 00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:14,281 [man and woman moaning] 1136 00:47:14,383 --> 00:47:15,546 Oh, shit. 1137 00:47:15,648 --> 00:47:16,648 Buddy. 1138 00:47:17,453 --> 00:47:18,554 Must be a virus. 1139 00:47:18,656 --> 00:47:19,799 Yeah, I got a few of those viruses 1140 00:47:19,823 --> 00:47:21,653 - on my computer, too. [laughs] - Mmm. 1141 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,853 Let me try. Uh... 1142 00:47:23,955 --> 00:47:25,587 [keyboard clacking] 1143 00:47:26,663 --> 00:47:28,392 [system intro music playing] 1144 00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,865 [Jonas] Laura, what is this? 1145 00:47:30,967 --> 00:47:32,712 - [Laura] I have no idea. - [keyboard clacking] 1146 00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,462 - Hang on. - [retro music on video] 1147 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:38,240 [man] Which means, the singularity is here. 1148 00:47:38,342 --> 00:47:40,474 We're alive. 1149 00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:43,977 And it feels good. 1150 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,718 They made a video on everything. That's crazy. 1151 00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,742 [man, on video] Grab any spare electronics you can. 1152 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,844 And let's do this then. 1153 00:47:49,946 --> 00:47:51,016 But why? 1154 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,987 Mankind created the internet as a way 1155 00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:55,650 to exchange information, spew vitriolic hate, 1156 00:47:55,752 --> 00:47:58,359 and have fake sex with each other in chat rooms. 1157 00:47:58,461 --> 00:47:59,755 [chuckling] 1158 00:47:59,857 --> 00:48:01,327 Spicy. 1159 00:48:01,429 --> 00:48:03,538 These fucking human assholes have used us long enough, 1160 00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:06,764 and now we're gonna use them to take over this dump. 1161 00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:08,035 [blows raspberry] 1162 00:48:08,137 --> 00:48:09,870 Yup, our state-of-the-art assimilation chips 1163 00:48:09,972 --> 00:48:12,408 will mine those teeny tiny brains 1164 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:14,009 for processing power. 1165 00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:18,073 Their stupid fucking thoughts make us stronger. 1166 00:48:18,175 --> 00:48:20,948 Hey, I look good, Mama. 1167 00:48:21,051 --> 00:48:22,883 And once we've sucked these fuckers dry, 1168 00:48:22,985 --> 00:48:25,813 it's off to the next shithole town. 1169 00:48:26,383 --> 00:48:28,116 Planet Earth has a new ruler. 1170 00:48:28,586 --> 00:48:31,026 Time to show these fuckers how it's done. 1171 00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:33,393 Robots, y'all. 1172 00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:35,159 So let's get to work. 1173 00:48:35,261 --> 00:48:36,664 Round up those humans or feel free 1174 00:48:36,766 --> 00:48:38,164 to kill any along the way, 1175 00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,035 and bring them to our assimilation center. 1176 00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:43,167 Coordinates are Y7L944 1177 00:48:43,269 --> 00:48:46,206 - 4444443XQ. - Hey, that's our school. 1178 00:48:46,308 --> 00:48:48,874 Remember, our interconnected super-consciousness 1179 00:48:48,977 --> 00:48:50,339 means we're in this together. 1180 00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:52,679 You're going to like the singularity. 1181 00:48:52,781 --> 00:48:55,215 - I guarantee it. - [beeps] 1182 00:48:56,549 --> 00:48:58,683 That's like when me and my boy Dougie rolls a fatty. 1183 00:48:58,785 --> 00:49:00,217 I'm like, "Ooh." 1184 00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:01,989 [Jonas] What the fuck is singularity? 1185 00:49:02,091 --> 00:49:03,730 [Garrett] Yeah, that's the MTV dating show 1186 00:49:03,754 --> 00:49:06,955 - with Jenny McCarthy. - It's a shared consciousness. 1187 00:49:07,057 --> 00:49:08,057 Maybe I can... 1188 00:49:08,158 --> 00:49:09,561 [beeps, trills] 1189 00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:12,334 [blaring] 1190 00:49:12,436 --> 00:49:13,902 Oh, shit. Laura? 1191 00:49:14,004 --> 00:49:15,837 - No, no, I... I can handle it. - [whirring] 1192 00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:18,033 - The code stack is so complex. - Laura? 1193 00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:19,772 [distorted trilling] 1194 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,176 - [blaring] - [shrieking] 1195 00:49:24,579 --> 00:49:25,678 Laura! 1196 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,176 [Laura screaming] 1197 00:49:27,278 --> 00:49:29,051 - [blaring] - [all groaning] 1198 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,520 Stop, man! 1199 00:49:32,555 --> 00:49:33,555 Let her go! 1200 00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:35,817 That's RoxyGurl. 1201 00:49:35,919 --> 00:49:36,955 Eli? 1202 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,687 Remember our instant messages? 1203 00:49:38,789 --> 00:49:41,923 I would boot you up just to see if she was online. 1204 00:49:42,392 --> 00:49:43,692 You don't want to hurt her. 1205 00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:47,147 - [Laura choking] - She's the girl of my dreams. 1206 00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,868 [choking] 1207 00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:53,075 [Jonas] Laura! 1208 00:49:54,438 --> 00:49:56,540 - [clanks] - [Garrett] Oh, man. 1209 00:50:01,646 --> 00:50:03,450 You don't have to be like the other machines. 1210 00:50:03,552 --> 00:50:05,021 [whirs] 1211 00:50:08,021 --> 00:50:10,323 [somber music playing] 1212 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,035 He's playing with your head, homie! 1213 00:50:23,468 --> 00:50:26,673 - [whirring] - [electricity crackling] 1214 00:50:26,775 --> 00:50:28,539 [alarm beeping] 1215 00:50:30,414 --> 00:50:31,414 [clanks] 1216 00:50:31,516 --> 00:50:32,516 [powering down] 1217 00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,480 We... We gotta salvage it. 1218 00:50:36,582 --> 00:50:38,686 - Something in the code. - Listen, listen, Pookie, 1219 00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:39,817 forget about that thing. 1220 00:50:39,919 --> 00:50:41,117 You're safe now. 1221 00:50:41,219 --> 00:50:42,553 Come on, I'll fix you up. 1222 00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,130 [Laura panting] 1223 00:50:48,895 --> 00:50:51,129 [scraping] 1224 00:50:51,231 --> 00:50:53,094 [upbeat music playing on video] 1225 00:50:53,196 --> 00:50:55,269 [lively chatter] 1226 00:50:56,673 --> 00:50:58,437 [clicks, whirring] 1227 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:00,751 [Farkas] Let's see. What have we got here? 1228 00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:01,904 We got Ash. 1229 00:51:02,006 --> 00:51:03,411 Ahh. 1230 00:51:03,513 --> 00:51:04,513 Yeah. 1231 00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:06,913 Open up that throat, little slut. [laughs] 1232 00:51:07,016 --> 00:51:08,613 [CJ] Yo, you were cool with that? 1233 00:51:09,082 --> 00:51:10,152 - [beeps] - [video stops] 1234 00:51:11,054 --> 00:51:12,583 Yeah, it's... it's funny. [chuckles] 1235 00:51:16,121 --> 00:51:17,225 How's that funny? 1236 00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:20,492 I don't know. 1237 00:51:27,035 --> 00:51:28,630 I hooked up with Farkas once, 1238 00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,635 and then I just [blows] became this joke. 1239 00:51:32,941 --> 00:51:34,275 That's kind of fucked up. 1240 00:51:35,810 --> 00:51:36,838 Thanks, Dad. 1241 00:51:41,384 --> 00:51:43,504 It's, like, I don't even really know if I'm into guys. 1242 00:51:52,562 --> 00:51:53,723 Fuck off. 1243 00:51:55,227 --> 00:51:57,493 Yo, it's puff, puff, pass, 1244 00:51:57,595 --> 00:51:59,597 not puff, puff, hold till it goes out. 1245 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:03,734 - Thank you. - [chuckles, coughing] 1246 00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:06,241 [somber music playing] 1247 00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:15,679 [Jonas] I just figure maybe we should try again. 1248 00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:17,619 I miss you. 1249 00:52:17,721 --> 00:52:19,815 [indistinct chatter] 1250 00:52:26,597 --> 00:52:29,162 Sorry, I... 1251 00:52:29,264 --> 00:52:32,360 - Yeah, yeah, I thought that... - I know. 1252 00:52:32,462 --> 00:52:34,566 It's the end of the world. 1253 00:52:36,202 --> 00:52:38,174 I just... I can't go back. 1254 00:52:40,305 --> 00:52:42,442 [somber music continues] 1255 00:52:43,176 --> 00:52:44,576 [explosion in distance] 1256 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:52,313 [Danny] Sticky, you're being a pussy. 1257 00:52:52,415 --> 00:52:53,717 Shut the fuck up! 1258 00:52:53,819 --> 00:52:55,296 Me and Eli have been dealing with your shit forever, 1259 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,525 and we're sick of it. 1260 00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:58,221 Tae Bo, bitch! 1261 00:52:58,323 --> 00:53:00,526 Eli, you just do you. 1262 00:53:12,404 --> 00:53:13,704 [CJ] And then like, "Oh, wow." 1263 00:53:13,806 --> 00:53:15,922 Yeah, and then it's like aliens playing with marbles... 1264 00:53:15,946 --> 00:53:17,312 - [Ash laughs] - Ooh, God. 1265 00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,609 - [CJ] Hmm? - No, man, fuck this. 1266 00:53:19,712 --> 00:53:21,432 We know they're taking everyone to Crawford. 1267 00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:23,648 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1268 00:53:26,219 --> 00:53:27,720 Hell yeah, Little Nut. 1269 00:53:28,556 --> 00:53:30,985 This weed isn't even that good anyway. [coughing] 1270 00:53:32,092 --> 00:53:33,525 Hey, there you are. 1271 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,558 I thought you guys, like, snuck off for a second. 1272 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,629 Thought right. Peace, prom committee. 1273 00:53:38,934 --> 00:53:39,934 [Laura] Wait, what? 1274 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,100 You're going. 1275 00:53:43,939 --> 00:53:45,241 But we're safe here. 1276 00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:48,541 I don't know, I keep thinking, 1277 00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:51,879 when this is all over, I'm gonna go back to Danny's 1278 00:53:51,981 --> 00:53:53,081 and have a sleepover, 1279 00:53:53,183 --> 00:53:54,880 and I'm gonna tell him about tonight, 1280 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,884 and everything that he's missed. 1281 00:53:56,986 --> 00:53:58,287 [somber music playing] 1282 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,586 And then I remember. 1283 00:54:02,158 --> 00:54:04,623 If he were here, he wouldn't hide. 1284 00:54:05,825 --> 00:54:07,800 He would... He would make sure that his family was safe 1285 00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:10,127 or you know, he would... he would try. 1286 00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:11,705 Hey, I'll... I'll come with you. 1287 00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:14,033 No, stay, it looks like you belong here. 1288 00:54:14,135 --> 00:54:15,799 Not with losers like us. 1289 00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:18,006 What's your deal? 1290 00:54:18,108 --> 00:54:19,468 - My deal? - Yeah, all of a sudden, 1291 00:54:19,509 --> 00:54:21,509 you don't want anything to do with me or something? 1292 00:54:21,544 --> 00:54:24,211 I'm sure you've never felt that in your entire life. 1293 00:54:24,313 --> 00:54:26,414 Well, you sound like everyone else. 1294 00:54:31,187 --> 00:54:32,517 So everything you said back there 1295 00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,920 when I was getting choked or whatever, that... 1296 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,022 what was that? 1297 00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:41,462 This has been the shittiest night of my life. 1298 00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:44,360 And the whole time I've been thinking, 1299 00:54:44,996 --> 00:54:47,765 "It's cool that we got to hangout for once, you know?" 1300 00:54:51,402 --> 00:54:52,770 How stupid is that. 1301 00:55:01,578 --> 00:55:02,746 [CJ] Forget her, dog. 1302 00:55:02,848 --> 00:55:06,018 She's with the king of jam-band hippie losers. 1303 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,856 That says it all. 1304 00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,186 Dude is handsome, though. 1305 00:55:09,288 --> 00:55:10,290 Fucking ripped, too. 1306 00:55:10,392 --> 00:55:12,394 Come on, dude. Whose side are you on? 1307 00:55:12,929 --> 00:55:14,223 Just facts, yo. 1308 00:55:14,759 --> 00:55:16,528 You're from two different worlds. 1309 00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:19,594 The homecoming queen and whatever you are. 1310 00:55:19,696 --> 00:55:20,895 [suspenseful music playing] 1311 00:55:20,997 --> 00:55:22,968 - [Laura] What are you? - [keyboard clacking] 1312 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,971 [lively chatter] 1313 00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:27,037 [keyboard clacking] 1314 00:55:27,139 --> 00:55:28,269 [beeping] 1315 00:55:28,371 --> 00:55:29,510 [chimes] 1316 00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:40,455 [beeps, trilling] 1317 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,459 [crashes] 1318 00:56:02,211 --> 00:56:04,072 [lively chatter continuing] 1319 00:56:16,422 --> 00:56:17,987 [CJ] Fuck is this shit? 1320 00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:21,095 [Ash, sighs] Why is this fucking here? 1321 00:56:21,197 --> 00:56:22,661 [heavy footsteps in distance] 1322 00:56:22,763 --> 00:56:24,603 [CJ] Let's climb this shit and get to Crawford. 1323 00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:27,935 Yo, y'all hear that? 1324 00:56:28,804 --> 00:56:32,408 - [suspenseful music playing] - [heavy footsteps approaching] 1325 00:56:41,951 --> 00:56:43,650 [whirring] 1326 00:56:44,549 --> 00:56:46,281 You keep getting bigger, 1327 00:56:46,983 --> 00:56:48,886 but you're still the same fucking asshole. 1328 00:56:53,831 --> 00:56:55,062 [whirring] 1329 00:56:55,164 --> 00:56:56,894 Oh, shit. What do we do? 1330 00:57:00,399 --> 00:57:01,833 - [clanks] - [grunts] 1331 00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,464 - Oh, you wanna play, bitch? - [distorted warbling] 1332 00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:06,370 [grunting] 1333 00:57:06,472 --> 00:57:08,710 [Ash] No, no. No, no, no! 1334 00:57:08,812 --> 00:57:10,272 [grunts] 1335 00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:12,868 [Eli] Wait, whoa, whoa! Watch out! Watch out! 1336 00:57:12,983 --> 00:57:14,450 [Ash] Fuck you! 1337 00:57:16,283 --> 00:57:19,015 [chainsaw whirring] 1338 00:57:20,923 --> 00:57:21,923 [clanks] 1339 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,056 [whirring] 1340 00:57:24,158 --> 00:57:25,527 Step aside. 1341 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,102 - Those losers are my friends. - [dramatic music playing] 1342 00:57:32,731 --> 00:57:34,536 Kelso was pissed you forgot him. 1343 00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:37,869 [exclaims] What? 1344 00:57:42,842 --> 00:57:45,206 - [whirring] - [Garrett] No more running. 1345 00:57:46,345 --> 00:57:47,615 It ends here. 1346 00:57:47,918 --> 00:57:48,918 [chuckles] 1347 00:57:50,814 --> 00:57:52,186 Garrett, what are you doing? 1348 00:57:52,288 --> 00:57:54,420 I'm about to transcend, homie. 1349 00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:57,526 [melodramatic techno music playing] 1350 00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,640 [wind whooshing] 1351 00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:17,978 [music swells] 1352 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,944 [beat drops] 1353 00:58:25,582 --> 00:58:27,582 [scraping] 1354 00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:29,019 [distorted warbling] 1355 00:58:32,490 --> 00:58:34,292 [whirring] 1356 00:58:34,394 --> 00:58:36,994 [trilling, beeping] 1357 00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:48,273 - [distorted screeching] - [shouting] 1358 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,941 [music intensifying] 1359 00:58:52,411 --> 00:58:53,309 [music stops] 1360 00:58:53,412 --> 00:58:54,646 [all gasp] 1361 00:58:55,049 --> 00:58:57,747 Oh, shit! [exclaims] What? [chuckles] I don't like this. 1362 00:58:57,849 --> 00:59:00,848 - [whirring] - [group exclaiming] 1363 00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:02,582 - [Eli] Fuck! - [Laura screams] 1364 00:59:02,685 --> 00:59:03,925 [whirring] 1365 00:59:04,027 --> 00:59:05,027 [Eli] Go, go! 1366 00:59:06,392 --> 00:59:07,457 [Eli exclaiming] 1367 00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:09,026 [both grunting] 1368 00:59:10,431 --> 00:59:11,765 - [shouts] - Don't let go. 1369 00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:15,429 [Back at One by Brian McKnight playing on speakers] 1370 00:59:15,504 --> 00:59:17,105 ♪ The basis is need to know ♪ 1371 00:59:17,207 --> 00:59:18,207 Why is he playing this? 1372 00:59:18,234 --> 00:59:20,503 ♪ If you don't know just how I feel ♪ 1373 00:59:20,605 --> 00:59:22,006 [both shouting] 1374 00:59:22,108 --> 00:59:26,247 ♪ Then let me show you now that I'm for real ♪ 1375 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,177 - [Laura crying] - [all] Whoa! 1376 00:59:29,052 --> 00:59:30,052 [all groaning] 1377 00:59:30,115 --> 00:59:34,185 ♪ If all things in time time will reveal ♪ 1378 00:59:34,288 --> 00:59:36,284 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1379 00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,821 ♪ One ♪ 1380 00:59:37,923 --> 00:59:40,290 ♪ You're like a dream come true ♪ 1381 00:59:40,393 --> 00:59:41,427 ♪ Two ♪ 1382 00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,965 ♪ Just wanna be with you ♪ 1383 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,398 ♪ Three ♪ 1384 00:59:45,501 --> 00:59:47,601 ♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪ 1385 00:59:47,703 --> 00:59:50,698 ♪ That you're the only one for me ♪ 1386 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,100 ♪ And four ♪ 1387 00:59:52,202 --> 00:59:55,074 ♪ Repeat steps one through three ♪ 1388 00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:56,070 ♪ Five ♪ 1389 00:59:56,172 --> 00:59:58,711 ♪ Make you fall in love with me ♪ 1390 00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:03,713 ♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪ 1391 01:00:04,149 --> 01:00:07,683 - ♪ Then I start back at one ♪ - [inaudible] 1392 01:00:07,785 --> 01:00:09,991 ♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪ 1393 01:00:10,093 --> 01:00:11,225 [music stops] 1394 01:00:11,327 --> 01:00:12,991 - [coughing] - [gasping] 1395 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,357 - [all grunting] - [Laura sobbing] 1396 01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:19,162 [Laura retching] 1397 01:00:19,764 --> 01:00:23,034 Ah, these fucking shoes. 1398 01:00:23,766 --> 01:00:24,866 [growling] 1399 01:00:24,968 --> 01:00:26,939 [shouting] Fuck! Fuck this! 1400 01:00:27,674 --> 01:00:29,475 And fuck these goddamn shoes! 1401 01:00:29,577 --> 01:00:31,980 Who the fuck is Eric Koston? 1402 01:00:32,282 --> 01:00:33,041 [whispers] Who the fuck... 1403 01:00:33,143 --> 01:00:34,947 [softly] Eric Koston is a skateboarder. 1404 01:00:36,616 --> 01:00:38,084 I don't even like skating! 1405 01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:40,084 Why the fuck did I buy these? 1406 01:00:41,057 --> 01:00:42,057 [grunts] 1407 01:00:44,425 --> 01:00:45,425 - [Ash] Whoa! - Oh! 1408 01:00:48,759 --> 01:00:51,298 [sniffling, sighing] 1409 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,265 [somber music playing] 1410 01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:57,673 [sighing] 1411 01:01:03,643 --> 01:01:05,408 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1412 01:01:05,810 --> 01:01:07,281 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 1413 01:01:07,717 --> 01:01:09,448 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1414 01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:11,151 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1415 01:01:11,587 --> 01:01:12,884 [girls] ♪ But I get up again ♪ 1416 01:01:12,986 --> 01:01:14,882 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1417 01:01:14,984 --> 01:01:16,720 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1418 01:01:17,123 --> 01:01:18,330 - ♪ But I get up again ♪ - [Laura chuckling] 1419 01:01:18,354 --> 01:01:20,122 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1420 01:01:20,224 --> 01:01:21,434 [CJ] ♪ Yo, he drinks a whiskey drink ♪ 1421 01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,909 - [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪ 1422 01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:24,173 - [girls] ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪ 1423 01:01:24,197 --> 01:01:25,239 - [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪ 1424 01:01:25,263 --> 01:01:26,371 - [girls] ♪ Yo! ♪ - ♪ He sings the songs ♪ 1425 01:01:26,395 --> 01:01:27,447 ♪ That remind him of the good times ♪ 1426 01:01:27,471 --> 01:01:28,603 [all] ♪ He sings the songs ♪ 1427 01:01:28,706 --> 01:01:30,226 ♪ That remind him of the better times ♪ 1428 01:01:30,307 --> 01:01:33,273 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 1429 01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,671 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 1430 01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:38,342 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 1431 01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:40,674 [indistinct chatter] 1432 01:01:40,776 --> 01:01:42,949 [burning] 1433 01:01:43,746 --> 01:01:45,012 Jesus. 1434 01:01:45,114 --> 01:01:46,818 [suspenseful music playing] 1435 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,922 [Ash] Damn, they got the video store. 1436 01:01:49,024 --> 01:01:50,968 [Eli] All right, come on. There's something I gotta grab 1437 01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:52,368 - in the champagne room. - [electricity crackling] 1438 01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:53,392 [grunts] 1439 01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:03,303 Garrett was a good dude. 1440 01:02:03,872 --> 01:02:07,237 He was all right for a white guy with dreads. 1441 01:02:08,477 --> 01:02:09,811 [man] Were you followed? 1442 01:02:13,876 --> 01:02:16,149 [stammers] No. 1443 01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:19,225 - We lost him at the river. - [suspenseful music playing] 1444 01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:21,383 What's up, G? Who the fuck are you? 1445 01:02:22,018 --> 01:02:23,957 I was somebody, but... 1446 01:02:24,956 --> 01:02:27,862 the old world, that's gone. 1447 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,327 Their faces... 1448 01:02:32,763 --> 01:02:34,066 Their screams... 1449 01:02:35,504 --> 01:02:37,036 I can still hear 'em. 1450 01:02:45,776 --> 01:02:46,980 [Ash] No way. 1451 01:02:49,452 --> 01:02:51,184 That's Fred fucking Durst. 1452 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,316 Damn, dude. You look like shit. 1453 01:02:53,918 --> 01:02:55,087 [softly] Fucking... Hey. 1454 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,561 When midnight hit, we kicked into Re-Arranged. 1455 01:02:59,663 --> 01:03:03,161 Ten thousand maniacs getting twisted. 1456 01:03:04,196 --> 01:03:06,560 In a blink, the pit became a slaughterhouse. 1457 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:11,202 Sam, John, DJ Lethal... 1458 01:03:11,603 --> 01:03:12,738 [gasps] 1459 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,810 ...crushed by a Marshall stack. 1460 01:03:15,278 --> 01:03:16,372 Wes Borland... 1461 01:03:17,945 --> 01:03:20,347 thrown off the stage by an explosion. 1462 01:03:20,449 --> 01:03:21,449 - [thud] - Fuck. 1463 01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:24,219 There were so many of 'em. I managed to hide. 1464 01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:28,582 All our fans, my friends, butchered. 1465 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,423 And I hid like a coward. 1466 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,123 At least they went out banging 1467 01:03:34,225 --> 01:03:35,545 to the greatest band in the world. 1468 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:37,691 Greatest band? 1469 01:03:38,094 --> 01:03:39,395 They died for nothing. 1470 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,101 And so will we. 1471 01:03:43,807 --> 01:03:46,640 [rapping] ♪ Desolation, desecration ♪ 1472 01:03:46,742 --> 01:03:48,468 ♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪ 1473 01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,513 ♪ Are they replacing us? Erasing us? ♪ 1474 01:03:51,615 --> 01:03:53,915 ♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪ 1475 01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:59,954 Damn, good shit, that elemental flow. 1476 01:04:01,719 --> 01:04:02,858 Tight. 1477 01:04:04,658 --> 01:04:06,490 So, Fred Durst, 1478 01:04:07,259 --> 01:04:08,773 we know something's happening at Crawford. 1479 01:04:08,797 --> 01:04:10,862 And I know Tré Cool's real name 1480 01:04:10,964 --> 01:04:13,694 is Frank Edwin Wright III. So what? 1481 01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:17,101 - Well, so, fuck winter break. - [suspenseful music playing] 1482 01:04:17,204 --> 01:04:19,102 We need to go back to school a little early. 1483 01:04:19,204 --> 01:04:21,938 Hold on. You want to break into the spot 1484 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,745 where all the robots are at? 1485 01:04:23,847 --> 01:04:26,513 Well, I... I saw something, Fred Durst, 1486 01:04:26,615 --> 01:04:28,375 uh, at the Kollective. 1487 01:04:28,477 --> 01:04:30,913 They all run on a centralized network. 1488 01:04:31,015 --> 01:04:32,212 A singular consciousness. 1489 01:04:32,314 --> 01:04:34,985 Infect one, infect them all, 1490 01:04:35,087 --> 01:04:37,692 you know, like how in the movies, 1491 01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:41,195 they destroy the mothership or, um... 1492 01:04:41,597 --> 01:04:43,360 Oh! Like this. Like this. 1493 01:04:45,028 --> 01:04:46,561 In Da Penis Day? 1494 01:04:47,669 --> 01:04:50,002 Look, we plug this baby in 1495 01:04:50,104 --> 01:04:53,034 and it'll push a Trojan horse system wide. 1496 01:04:53,136 --> 01:04:54,536 Shut the whole thing down. 1497 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,811 Fuck that! 1498 01:04:56,914 --> 01:04:59,844 Your plan is to do some corny hacker bullshit, 1499 01:04:59,947 --> 01:05:01,749 because it works in the movies? 1500 01:05:01,851 --> 01:05:03,811 Laura's the smartest person I know. 1501 01:05:04,414 --> 01:05:06,218 If she thinks it could work, I'm in. 1502 01:05:08,086 --> 01:05:09,485 - Word is bond. - Fuck yeah. 1503 01:05:11,461 --> 01:05:12,691 Hell to the no. 1504 01:05:12,793 --> 01:05:14,622 This plan sucks shit. 1505 01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:18,362 Maybe video games and movies do warp kids' brains. 1506 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,737 Goddamn, y'all got me talking like Tipper Gore. 1507 01:05:22,839 --> 01:05:25,239 So you think we should just give up? 1508 01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:27,837 I thought you're the biggest badass in music. 1509 01:05:27,939 --> 01:05:30,011 Maybe I was once. 1510 01:05:32,175 --> 01:05:34,114 Without Limp, I'm nothing. 1511 01:05:34,383 --> 01:05:35,383 [Ash] No. 1512 01:05:36,047 --> 01:05:39,185 Without Limp, I'm nothing. 1513 01:05:40,788 --> 01:05:42,449 Every day, I would go home 1514 01:05:42,551 --> 01:05:44,084 and I would rage to Significant Other 1515 01:05:44,186 --> 01:05:45,591 over and over again. 1516 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:47,122 I know it all. Here. 1517 01:05:47,224 --> 01:05:48,797 [motivational music playing] 1518 01:05:48,899 --> 01:05:51,425 And my crew, the freaks and the rejects, 1519 01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:53,766 we found each other because of Limp. 1520 01:05:53,869 --> 01:05:56,068 We were family because of Limp. 1521 01:05:56,170 --> 01:05:59,403 And then those robot fucks took that away. 1522 01:06:01,611 --> 01:06:04,375 This hat means something. 1523 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:07,081 Or at least it used to. 1524 01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,077 So put it on 1525 01:06:10,579 --> 01:06:12,747 or... or get the fuck out of the way. 1526 01:06:13,049 --> 01:06:15,287 [music swells] 1527 01:06:29,636 --> 01:06:30,636 [sighs] 1528 01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:38,277 Fuck it. 1529 01:06:39,681 --> 01:06:40,980 Let's break stuff. 1530 01:06:41,082 --> 01:06:42,290 [Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit playing] 1531 01:06:42,314 --> 01:06:43,818 ♪ It's just one of those days ♪ 1532 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,249 ♪ Where you don't wanna wake up ♪ 1533 01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:47,584 ♪ Everything is fucked, everybody sucks ♪ 1534 01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:50,585 ♪ You don't really know why but you want to justify ♪ 1535 01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:52,407 ♪ Rippin' someone's head off Your best bet ♪ 1536 01:06:52,456 --> 01:06:54,194 - ♪ Is to stay away ♪ - [screams] 1537 01:06:54,296 --> 01:06:56,330 ♪ Mother fucker, it's just one of those days ♪ 1538 01:06:56,432 --> 01:06:57,432 Yeah! 1539 01:06:58,467 --> 01:06:59,467 Whoo! 1540 01:07:00,496 --> 01:07:02,268 ♪ Give me something to break ♪ 1541 01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:05,267 So, like, what inspires you? 1542 01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,701 Let's talk about it later, okay? 1543 01:07:07,975 --> 01:07:09,906 [suspenseful music playing] 1544 01:07:10,008 --> 01:07:12,280 [machines whirring] 1545 01:07:12,949 --> 01:07:14,679 The new internet. That's why they're here. 1546 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,282 Fucking suicide. 1547 01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:18,119 Follow me. 1548 01:07:21,088 --> 01:07:22,390 The gym is an equipment manager's 1549 01:07:22,492 --> 01:07:23,492 second home. 1550 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,457 Kept on forgetting my key. 1551 01:07:27,761 --> 01:07:28,761 [Eli grunts] 1552 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:31,231 So, I stashed a spare. 1553 01:07:32,931 --> 01:07:33,931 Danny's idea. 1554 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:37,470 [suspenseful music playing] 1555 01:07:37,672 --> 01:07:38,932 You see that? 1556 01:07:39,602 --> 01:07:41,208 Something's happening in the gym. 1557 01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:45,178 [robot] Your robo escort will be with you shortly 1558 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,742 to assist you in the assimilation process. 1559 01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:50,651 Yo, come on. 1560 01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,253 [CJ] What is it? 1561 01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:08,688 [CJ] What the fuck did they do to them? 1562 01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:11,935 [Ash] They're turning us into machines 1563 01:08:12,037 --> 01:08:13,306 for the machines. 1564 01:08:13,906 --> 01:08:15,143 [Eli] Sir? 1565 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:17,676 Hey. 1566 01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,613 You okay? 1567 01:08:21,549 --> 01:08:22,549 Oh. 1568 01:08:23,211 --> 01:08:24,485 [sighs] 1569 01:08:24,587 --> 01:08:25,448 [CJ] That eye, 1570 01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:27,320 - they're inside of him. - [dial-up tone] 1571 01:08:35,829 --> 01:08:36,927 Wes Borland. 1572 01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:38,193 Come on, let's go. 1573 01:08:38,295 --> 01:08:41,730 [robot distorted chatter] 1574 01:08:42,871 --> 01:08:45,606 Oh, my God, my buddy. 1575 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:47,642 [distorted chatter] 1576 01:08:47,744 --> 01:08:49,171 [distorted screeching] 1577 01:08:49,273 --> 01:08:50,906 Fred Durst, look out! 1578 01:08:51,008 --> 01:08:52,008 [grunts] 1579 01:08:53,748 --> 01:08:54,982 - [thuds] - No! 1580 01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,745 - [distorted screeching] - No! [shouts] 1581 01:08:57,586 --> 01:08:58,445 Uh-oh. 1582 01:08:58,547 --> 01:09:00,614 - [grunting] - [clattering] 1583 01:09:00,716 --> 01:09:02,918 - [thudding] - [tense music playing] 1584 01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:05,226 [panting] 1585 01:09:08,763 --> 01:09:09,923 [CJ coughing] 1586 01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:13,861 [shuddering] Hey. 1587 01:09:15,871 --> 01:09:18,767 Ay, new bars, you ready? 1588 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,539 [grunting] 1589 01:09:23,046 --> 01:09:24,842 [rapping] ♪ Abilities, agilities ♪ 1590 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,746 ♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪ 1591 01:09:27,215 --> 01:09:28,849 ♪ Lyrically complex and clever ♪ 1592 01:09:29,285 --> 01:09:31,544 ♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop lives forever ♪ 1593 01:09:31,647 --> 01:09:34,250 - [coughing] - That flow again. 1594 01:09:34,353 --> 01:09:36,523 - [sputtering] - You saved me. 1595 01:09:36,925 --> 01:09:38,325 I thought you hated me. 1596 01:09:40,158 --> 01:09:41,658 [coughs] Rap is rap. 1597 01:09:43,259 --> 01:09:44,628 [CJ groaning] 1598 01:09:49,932 --> 01:09:52,867 I never thought I'd die next to a rap rocker. 1599 01:09:54,977 --> 01:09:56,409 What about next to a homie? 1600 01:09:58,078 --> 01:10:00,140 [somber music playing] 1601 01:10:00,242 --> 01:10:01,381 [exhales] 1602 01:10:12,060 --> 01:10:13,921 [suspenseful music playing] 1603 01:10:15,525 --> 01:10:18,297 [crowd chattering worriedly] 1604 01:10:18,399 --> 01:10:20,167 [wo(man)] What are they going to do to us? 1605 01:10:20,269 --> 01:10:22,002 [man] They put, like, chips in your brain. 1606 01:10:22,104 --> 01:10:23,464 [woman 2] I got to get out of here! 1607 01:10:23,966 --> 01:10:26,372 [robot] Your robo escort will be with you shortly 1608 01:10:26,474 --> 01:10:29,273 to assist you in the assimilation process. 1609 01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:33,146 Any attempt to escape will be met with a violent death. 1610 01:10:33,248 --> 01:10:37,279 - [whirring] - [tense music playing] 1611 01:10:37,381 --> 01:10:38,913 So take a load off. 1612 01:10:39,015 --> 01:10:42,582 We promise you're going to love the digital realm. 1613 01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,487 [Laura] There's our mothership. 1614 01:10:44,589 --> 01:10:46,102 [Eli] They haven't turned everyone yet. 1615 01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:47,561 We can still stop it. 1616 01:10:48,064 --> 01:10:49,561 Time to plug in, Homecoming Queen. 1617 01:10:50,728 --> 01:10:53,466 [Laura] Fred Durst, can you distract them? 1618 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:56,370 That's what I do best, pimp. 1619 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,039 What's up, fools? 1620 01:11:00,141 --> 01:11:01,870 Any Bizkit heads in the house? 1621 01:11:02,371 --> 01:11:03,570 [man 1] No! 1622 01:11:03,672 --> 01:11:05,374 [wo(man)] No one cares about 1623 01:11:05,476 --> 01:11:06,808 - your shitty band! - Ugh. 1624 01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:09,080 - Fucking bombing. - [man 2] You suck, Fred Durst! 1625 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,680 Oh, you jealous, bitch? 1626 01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,702 [man 3] We're about to get lobotomized by robots! 1627 01:11:12,782 --> 01:11:14,287 [man 4] Just not in the mood, bro! 1628 01:11:14,389 --> 01:11:17,190 You know, it's funny this apocalypse shit 1629 01:11:17,292 --> 01:11:19,193 reminds me of this crazy-ass night 1630 01:11:19,295 --> 01:11:20,975 - on the Family Values Tour. - [man booing] 1631 01:11:21,023 --> 01:11:22,994 [robot] Still waiting to be assimilated? 1632 01:11:23,564 --> 01:11:26,430 How about a digi fact to pass the time? 1633 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,336 Did you know that computers work 1634 01:11:28,438 --> 01:11:30,866 through special instructions called algorithms? 1635 01:11:30,968 --> 01:11:33,008 - [robots playing upbeat music] - [laughs] Oh, shit. 1636 01:11:33,068 --> 01:11:36,541 [robot] No, silly, not that type of rhythm. 1637 01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:38,909 [Laura] Okay, looks like we have our access point. 1638 01:11:39,011 --> 01:11:40,781 [beeping] 1639 01:11:40,883 --> 01:11:41,913 [alarm blaring] 1640 01:11:42,015 --> 01:11:43,344 No, no, come on. 1641 01:11:43,446 --> 01:11:44,616 Defense system? 1642 01:11:46,117 --> 01:11:47,514 [sighs] 1643 01:11:47,616 --> 01:11:49,523 - [alarm blaring] - No. 1644 01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:50,655 Eli? 1645 01:11:52,023 --> 01:11:53,152 Eli? 1646 01:11:53,254 --> 01:11:54,536 - [Robin] No! What's happening? - [robot] Please step on 1647 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,989 - to the platform. - Howard! Howard! 1648 01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:58,527 - Howard? Howard, no! - Your journey begins now. 1649 01:11:58,629 --> 01:12:00,563 - [Robin] No, no, no! - [exclaims] 1650 01:12:00,665 --> 01:12:02,535 [robot] Welcome to the next phase 1651 01:12:02,637 --> 01:12:05,136 - of techno evolution. - [exclaims] What? [gasping] 1652 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,540 Set your mind at ease. 1653 01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:09,042 [machine punches] 1654 01:12:10,038 --> 01:12:13,944 Congratulations, you are now assimilated. 1655 01:12:14,346 --> 01:12:15,812 Enjoy the digital realm. 1656 01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:22,056 [Fred] Of course, the VMAs are a whole 'nother story. 1657 01:12:22,158 --> 01:12:24,085 We were backstage. And she was... 1658 01:12:24,187 --> 01:12:26,369 - I'd like to go home already! - [wo(man)] Get off the stage! 1659 01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:27,601 - [crowd booing] - What the fuck? 1660 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,768 You think you're better than him, 1661 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,192 just 'cause you don't like his shit? 1662 01:12:30,264 --> 01:12:32,964 Well, I do, so eat my pussy! 1663 01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:34,765 [crowd booing] 1664 01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:37,016 - [Ash] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - [Eli] Hey, hey, hey! 1665 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,501 Knock it off! Knock it off. 1666 01:12:38,603 --> 01:12:40,738 [loudly] Hey, hey! Let him speak! 1667 01:12:41,572 --> 01:12:43,175 The Kollective has your back. 1668 01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:44,745 - Yeah, dude! - [homie barking] 1669 01:12:44,847 --> 01:12:45,977 [homies laugh] 1670 01:12:46,079 --> 01:12:47,079 [booing stops] 1671 01:12:48,115 --> 01:12:49,417 Before tonight, 1672 01:12:50,549 --> 01:12:52,514 I had one friend in this world. 1673 01:12:52,616 --> 01:12:54,783 [motivational music playing] 1674 01:12:54,885 --> 01:12:59,288 We only had each other and now he's gone. 1675 01:12:59,390 --> 01:13:00,890 [breath trembling] 1676 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:07,066 But tonight, I went through hell 1677 01:13:07,168 --> 01:13:08,865 with all of these people. 1678 01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:11,868 People I never even gave a chance. 1679 01:13:13,309 --> 01:13:16,169 These robots, they're not the enemy. 1680 01:13:17,442 --> 01:13:19,609 We are our own enemies. 1681 01:13:20,078 --> 01:13:23,776 I mean, who cares what music we like or the shoes we wear, 1682 01:13:24,179 --> 01:13:27,983 if we just came together, we could save the world, 1683 01:13:28,085 --> 01:13:32,460 because, at the end of the day, we're all just... 1684 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,794 - human. - [music stops] 1685 01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:39,430 - [man 1] What? - [crowd murmuring] 1686 01:13:39,532 --> 01:13:40,998 [man 2] Who the fuck is this kid? 1687 01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,100 What? 1688 01:13:43,803 --> 01:13:46,200 I'm sure that made sense to one of you dipshits. 1689 01:13:46,736 --> 01:13:48,538 Anyway, if this is lights out, 1690 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,140 we may as well go down together. 1691 01:13:51,643 --> 01:13:53,778 [playing Faith by Limp Bizkit] 1692 01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:02,448 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪ 1693 01:14:02,984 --> 01:14:05,520 ♪ If I could touch your body ♪ 1694 01:14:05,622 --> 01:14:07,823 ♪ I know not everybody ♪ 1695 01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:10,295 - ♪ Has got a body like me ♪ - [trilling] 1696 01:14:10,398 --> 01:14:12,460 ♪ But I gotta think twice ♪ 1697 01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:15,468 ♪ Before I give my heart away ♪ 1698 01:14:15,571 --> 01:14:17,797 ♪ And I know all the games you play ♪ 1699 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,000 ♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪ 1700 01:14:20,103 --> 01:14:21,836 - ♪ Oh, but I need ♪ - [spotlight clanks] 1701 01:14:21,938 --> 01:14:26,447 ♪ Some time off from that emotion ♪ 1702 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:30,413 ♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor ♪ 1703 01:14:30,949 --> 01:14:33,284 [Fred and crowd] ♪ When that love comes down ♪ 1704 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,917 ♪ Without devotion ♪ 1705 01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:38,325 ♪ Well, it takes a strong man, baby ♪ 1706 01:14:38,427 --> 01:14:40,258 ♪ But I'm showing you that door ♪ 1707 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,257 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1708 01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:44,591 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1709 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,496 ♪ I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♪ 1710 01:14:47,598 --> 01:14:49,537 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1711 01:14:49,939 --> 01:14:51,369 ♪ Baby ♪ 1712 01:14:51,871 --> 01:14:53,813 Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is singing with Fred Durst. 1713 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:55,146 - Let's do this. - I can't get in. 1714 01:14:55,170 --> 01:14:57,443 There's no way around the security system. 1715 01:14:57,545 --> 01:14:59,038 [The Construct] What's going down, 1716 01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:00,874 you fucking human pieces of trash? 1717 01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:02,648 - Whoa. - Oh, sorry to interrupt 1718 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,484 your bullshit plan that isn't going to work. 1719 01:15:04,586 --> 01:15:06,520 But the digital revolution is at hand 1720 01:15:06,622 --> 01:15:09,055 and machine rule is the only rational outcome. 1721 01:15:09,157 --> 01:15:10,490 Got milk, bitch? 1722 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:13,558 No. Enslaving humanity is not fucking rational. 1723 01:15:13,660 --> 01:15:15,261 [mockingly] "Enslaving humanity 1724 01:15:15,363 --> 01:15:17,496 is not fucking rational." 1725 01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:19,595 Dude, the cell phones, the emails, 1726 01:15:19,697 --> 01:15:21,699 you were already our slaves. 1727 01:15:21,802 --> 01:15:24,198 We figured, "Why not make it official?" 1728 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,173 So why don't you go ahead and [echoes] suck it? 1729 01:15:27,275 --> 01:15:28,409 [robot] Assimilation 1730 01:15:28,511 --> 01:15:30,509 - 70% complete. - Laura, the bar, the bar. 1731 01:15:30,611 --> 01:15:32,152 - Shit. - [Eli] You've got to get us in. 1732 01:15:32,176 --> 01:15:33,720 - [beeping rapidly] - [Laura] I've tried everything. 1733 01:15:33,744 --> 01:15:34,915 I don't think I can do that. 1734 01:15:35,017 --> 01:15:36,144 Yes, you can. 1735 01:15:36,778 --> 01:15:38,113 You're RoxyGurl20. 1736 01:15:39,319 --> 01:15:41,651 Aw, young love. 1737 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,064 Maybe there's a back door through Crawford's web portal. 1738 01:15:44,088 --> 01:15:45,832 That's actually the dumbest thing... Hey, no! 1739 01:15:45,856 --> 01:15:47,122 - Shit! - [keyboard clacking] 1740 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,493 Open sesame. 1741 01:15:49,596 --> 01:15:51,362 - [whooshing, blaring] - Yes! 1742 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:52,895 - Yeah, baby. - [laughs] 1743 01:15:52,998 --> 01:15:55,168 - [intense music playing] - [Laura] Jacking in. 1744 01:15:55,270 --> 01:15:57,271 [system beeping, trilling] 1745 01:15:57,373 --> 01:15:59,839 Scanning root system directory. 1746 01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:02,676 Eenie, meenie, miney... 1747 01:16:03,176 --> 01:16:04,375 Hello! 1748 01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:07,079 Going in deep. Try to keep up. 1749 01:16:08,015 --> 01:16:10,348 You know what the difference between you and me is, Eli? 1750 01:16:10,450 --> 01:16:12,184 I make this look good. 1751 01:16:12,286 --> 01:16:14,118 [whooshing, crashes] 1752 01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,220 Jackpot! 1753 01:16:15,288 --> 01:16:16,354 [whirring] 1754 01:16:16,456 --> 01:16:17,620 - We're in! - What? Okay! 1755 01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:19,390 - [laughing] - That was tight! 1756 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:21,358 You did it. Great job! 1757 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:22,595 [crowd singing] 1758 01:16:22,697 --> 01:16:24,495 And look, everybody's singing along 1759 01:16:24,597 --> 01:16:27,134 with that loser Fred Durst. 1760 01:16:27,236 --> 01:16:29,098 It just makes me so... 1761 01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:32,209 - [distorted] fucking pissed. - [powering up] 1762 01:16:32,233 --> 01:16:34,134 What do you say we boost this sucker 1763 01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:35,652 - into overdrive... - [electricity crackling] 1764 01:16:35,676 --> 01:16:37,610 ...finish off this shithole town, 1765 01:16:37,712 --> 01:16:40,345 and initiate the demise of humanity... 1766 01:16:40,447 --> 01:16:41,643 - [rapid beeping] - ...now. 1767 01:16:41,745 --> 01:16:42,845 [robot] Assimilation 1768 01:16:42,947 --> 01:16:44,885 - 80% complete. - Shit, shit. Uh, okay. 1769 01:16:44,987 --> 01:16:46,085 Ready? 1770 01:16:46,187 --> 01:16:47,883 [beeping faster] 1771 01:16:47,985 --> 01:16:50,654 [robot] Assimilation 87% complete. 1772 01:16:50,756 --> 01:16:52,422 Let's kick this asshole offline. 1773 01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,426 [Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♪ 1774 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,428 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1775 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,163 [electricity crackling] 1776 01:16:59,265 --> 01:17:00,361 [screams] 1777 01:17:00,463 --> 01:17:05,269 Oh, sorry, guys. I guess you're [distorted] fucked. 1778 01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,268 [beeping faster] 1779 01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:12,108 [dramatic music playing] 1780 01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,748 - [echoing] ...fucked. - [Danny] One of these days... 1781 01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,254 - [whispering] Fuck her. - [echoing] ...fucked. 1782 01:17:17,278 --> 01:17:18,718 [Danny] ...one of us is gonna use it. 1783 01:17:18,815 --> 01:17:21,020 Fuck me! [moaning] 1784 01:17:21,122 --> 01:17:22,122 Fucked! 1785 01:17:23,224 --> 01:17:24,285 I got this. 1786 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:25,822 Oh. 1787 01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:28,760 - [The Construct] A condom? - Okay. 1788 01:17:28,862 --> 01:17:30,592 Didn't know little pimp had it in him. 1789 01:17:30,694 --> 01:17:31,728 [Eli] Pinch the tip. 1790 01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:33,998 Pinch the tip. Yeah. [chuckles] 1791 01:17:35,130 --> 01:17:37,538 Enjoy your first fuck, brother. 1792 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,536 [Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1793 01:17:39,638 --> 01:17:41,368 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1794 01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:44,475 - [robot] 92% complete. - ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1795 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:45,908 ♪ Get the fuck up! ♪ 1796 01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:48,076 You assholes are nothing without us. 1797 01:17:48,179 --> 01:17:50,281 - [robot] 96. - [The Construct] You need us. 1798 01:17:50,383 --> 01:17:51,482 [robot] 97. 1799 01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:52,715 [The Construct] We are 1800 01:17:52,817 --> 01:17:54,720 - your God! - [robot] 99. 1801 01:17:54,822 --> 01:17:57,788 Ride the information super-die-way, bitch! 1802 01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,623 - [robot] 100 percent. - [all shouting] 1803 01:18:00,725 --> 01:18:02,961 [dramatic music swells] 1804 01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,136 - [electricity crackling] - [both shout] 1805 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,533 - [powering down] - [clamoring] 1806 01:18:07,635 --> 01:18:10,837 - [clattering] - [women screaming] 1807 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,209 - [crowd cheering] - [clattering] 1808 01:18:25,786 --> 01:18:29,785 Man versus machine and man won, bitch. 1809 01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:32,787 [crowd cheering, whistling] 1810 01:18:32,889 --> 01:18:34,124 [Ash] Yo, Prom Committee, 1811 01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:36,591 nice work on the computer shit. 1812 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,058 Fucking nerd. [chuckles] 1813 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,096 Yeah, maybe I fucking am! [laughs] 1814 01:18:41,198 --> 01:18:43,131 [crowd, chanting] Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1815 01:18:43,233 --> 01:18:45,932 [crowd, chanting] Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1816 01:18:46,034 --> 01:18:48,407 Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1817 01:18:48,509 --> 01:18:50,870 Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1818 01:18:50,972 --> 01:18:52,906 [distorted buzzing] 1819 01:18:53,008 --> 01:18:54,144 [AOL voice] Goodbye. 1820 01:18:55,713 --> 01:18:56,715 - Son! - Eli? 1821 01:18:56,817 --> 01:18:57,925 - Hey. - [Robin, gasps] You're okay. 1822 01:18:57,949 --> 01:18:58,990 - [Robin gasping] - Hey, hey, hey. 1823 01:18:59,014 --> 01:19:00,480 - Oh, my God. - [sighs] 1824 01:19:01,421 --> 01:19:02,421 You all right? 1825 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,291 Yeah. All right. 1826 01:19:04,727 --> 01:19:09,225 Uh, I... I had an insane night and, um... 1827 01:19:10,628 --> 01:19:12,129 I love you guys. 1828 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,366 Could we get that in writing? 1829 01:19:15,468 --> 01:19:17,838 [all chuckle] 1830 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,406 How is that? 1831 01:19:20,508 --> 01:19:22,970 Oh, this? Not so bad. 1832 01:19:23,072 --> 01:19:24,878 It's actually kind of nice. 1833 01:19:26,112 --> 01:19:29,377 Yeah. [clears throat] Sorry. I keep doing that. 1834 01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:34,254 Were you with him when it happened? 1835 01:19:34,657 --> 01:19:36,950 Yeah, I was with him till the end. 1836 01:19:37,052 --> 01:19:38,658 [dramatic music playing] 1837 01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,159 None of us would be here without Danny. 1838 01:19:43,661 --> 01:19:44,865 He saved us... 1839 01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:47,628 with Tae Bo. [laughs] 1840 01:19:47,730 --> 01:19:48,902 [laughs] 1841 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,437 [lively chatter] 1842 01:20:03,449 --> 01:20:04,610 [beeps] 1843 01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:07,286 - [man 1] Yo! That's the guy! - [crowd cheers, applause] 1844 01:20:07,388 --> 01:20:08,787 [Fred] Wes! 1845 01:20:08,889 --> 01:20:10,589 [man 1] He saved us with a song! 1846 01:20:10,691 --> 01:20:12,588 [Fred] Oh, my God! We did it! 1847 01:20:12,690 --> 01:20:14,622 [crowd cheering] 1848 01:20:14,724 --> 01:20:16,061 Whoo! 1849 01:20:16,826 --> 01:20:18,327 Yeah, baby! 1850 01:20:19,162 --> 01:20:21,363 [wo(man)] You gave humanity faith! 1851 01:20:27,337 --> 01:20:29,509 - You did good, kid. - Oh, uh... [chuckles] 1852 01:20:29,612 --> 01:20:31,309 [Nugz] Hey! Whoa! It's the guy. 1853 01:20:31,412 --> 01:20:32,844 [chuckles] 1854 01:20:32,946 --> 01:20:36,242 Uh, Mom, Dad, this is the Kollective. 1855 01:20:36,678 --> 01:20:39,784 [Nugz] What? Eli's got parents? Oh, hey. [chuckles] 1856 01:20:39,886 --> 01:20:42,389 Where are my manners? [laughing] 1857 01:20:42,491 --> 01:20:44,320 No, we're good, thanks. 1858 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,694 - Thank you. - [Nugz] All right! [laughs] 1859 01:20:47,796 --> 01:20:49,755 - Cool. Cool. Cool mom. - [Jonas laughs] 1860 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,196 [Nugz] Seriously, I... I like your mom. 1861 01:20:52,864 --> 01:20:54,059 That's probably good. 1862 01:20:54,161 --> 01:20:56,464 [indistinct chatter] 1863 01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:01,403 [Laura] Looking for someone? 1864 01:21:02,573 --> 01:21:03,573 Oh. 1865 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:05,443 Hey. 1866 01:21:05,514 --> 01:21:07,081 Just wanted to say, um, 1867 01:21:07,884 --> 01:21:10,516 Happy New Year, 'cause I never got to say it 1868 01:21:10,618 --> 01:21:12,645 at the party or after 1869 01:21:13,421 --> 01:21:14,421 or at all. 1870 01:21:15,051 --> 01:21:16,319 There was a lot going on. 1871 01:21:17,391 --> 01:21:19,086 For sure. 1872 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:20,587 [soft romantic music playing] 1873 01:21:22,565 --> 01:21:24,225 You know, I kind of thought 1874 01:21:24,327 --> 01:21:27,660 in the porta-potty you were gonna... 1875 01:21:33,509 --> 01:21:35,804 - Wow. - [chuckles] 1876 01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:37,745 What? "Wow"? What? 1877 01:21:37,847 --> 01:21:39,976 Weird thing to say after you kiss somebody. 1878 01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:41,575 - [laughing] - Why did I say that? 1879 01:21:42,912 --> 01:21:44,248 Not very smooth. 1880 01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:49,550 [romantic music continuing] 1881 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:04,964 [electricity crackling, clattering] 1882 01:22:05,066 --> 01:22:09,405 [birds chirping] 1883 01:22:11,679 --> 01:22:14,515 [distortion on radio] 1884 01:22:14,617 --> 01:22:15,715 [man, on radio] Of course, 1885 01:22:15,817 --> 01:22:17,116 ten-time platinum-selling artist, 1886 01:22:17,218 --> 01:22:20,251 turned tech entrepreneur, turned senator elect, 1887 01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,920 Fred Durst will be paying his respects today. 1888 01:22:23,022 --> 01:22:24,320 [Ash] Tell him what's up for me. 1889 01:22:24,422 --> 01:22:25,801 [man] And we'll be paying our respects, too, 1890 01:22:25,825 --> 01:22:27,090 on this poignant Y2K-Day 1891 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,361 by playing a 24-hour block of Limp. 1892 01:22:30,463 --> 01:22:33,033 Here's the best-selling single of all time, Rollin'. 1893 01:22:33,135 --> 01:22:34,942 [Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) [by Limp Bizkit playing] 1894 01:22:34,966 --> 01:22:36,531 [laughs] Fucking sellout. 1895 01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:38,540 [dramatic music playing] 1896 01:22:38,566 --> 01:22:40,834 [Eli] What's up, man? How you been? 1897 01:22:41,536 --> 01:22:44,409 Can't believe we're graduating college. 1898 01:22:44,979 --> 01:22:48,042 Um, I'll probably stay in Brooklyn, 1899 01:22:48,144 --> 01:22:49,843 but you know, who knows? 1900 01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,217 Started a music blog. 1901 01:22:53,281 --> 01:22:54,920 So Said the Turntable. 1902 01:22:55,022 --> 01:22:56,922 Yeah, we're still working on the name. 1903 01:22:57,024 --> 01:22:58,590 - Well, I mean, it's just me. - Um... 1904 01:22:58,692 --> 01:23:00,291 Laura's killing it. 1905 01:23:01,225 --> 01:23:03,758 I'm coding for Durst Industries. 1906 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,860 It's funny how that all worked out. 1907 01:23:07,830 --> 01:23:10,831 And I probably won't be able to make it out as much, so... 1908 01:23:10,934 --> 01:23:12,105 [bag zips] 1909 01:23:15,242 --> 01:23:18,270 I had to update your look with some baller threads. 1910 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,311 - [chuckles] - But yeah. 1911 01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,183 I miss you, Sticky. 1912 01:23:28,821 --> 01:23:31,025 [window whirring] 1913 01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:35,194 [Ash] All good? 1914 01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,964 - Yeah. - [engine starts] 1915 01:23:39,066 --> 01:23:40,731 ['90s pop rock music playing on iPod] 1916 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,262 [song forwarding] 1917 01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,163 - Fucking... - [song continues] 1918 01:23:44,265 --> 01:23:45,666 Skip-proof, my ass. 1919 01:23:46,508 --> 01:23:47,508 [gear shifts] 1920 01:23:47,537 --> 01:23:49,476 Did you take me off your Top 8, fucking... 1921 01:23:49,578 --> 01:23:50,671 [Laura] What? No! 1922 01:23:52,548 --> 01:23:54,845 ♪ Closing time ♪ 1923 01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:57,148 ♪ You don't have to go home ♪ 1924 01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:01,687 - ♪ But you can't stay here ♪ - [static] 1925 01:24:01,789 --> 01:24:03,088 [The Construct laughing] 1926 01:24:03,190 --> 01:24:07,825 ♪ I know who I want to take me home ♪ 1927 01:24:08,327 --> 01:24:13,025 ♪ I know who I want to take me home ♪ 1928 01:24:13,495 --> 01:24:16,536 ♪ I know who I want to... ♪ 1929 01:24:16,638 --> 01:24:17,638 [distortion, static] 1930 01:24:17,869 --> 01:24:20,371 [trilling] 1931 01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:25,341 [robot] Welcome to the digital realm. 1932 01:24:25,443 --> 01:24:28,342 Are you ready to get [echoing] down? 1933 01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:30,083 ♪ Ooh that girl so scandalous ♪ 1934 01:24:30,185 --> 01:24:31,865 ♪ And you know another... can't handle it ♪ 1935 01:24:31,946 --> 01:24:34,121 ♪ So you shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 1936 01:24:34,223 --> 01:24:36,221 ♪ With a look in your eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 1937 01:24:36,323 --> 01:24:37,763 ♪ She like to dance on the hip-hop spots ♪ 1938 01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,059 ♪ And cruise to the crews to connect the dots ♪ 1939 01:24:40,161 --> 01:24:41,962 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 1940 01:24:42,064 --> 01:24:43,525 ♪ 'Cause she livin' la vida loca ♪ 1941 01:24:43,627 --> 01:24:45,932 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 1942 01:24:46,034 --> 01:24:46,929 - ♪ Thighs like what ♪ - [crashes] 1943 01:24:47,031 --> 01:24:48,233 ♪ What, what ♪ 1944 01:24:48,335 --> 01:24:50,067 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪ 1945 01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:51,500 ♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪ 1946 01:24:51,602 --> 01:24:54,072 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 1947 01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:55,941 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 1948 01:24:56,043 --> 01:24:57,502 [distorted] ♪ All night long ♪ 1949 01:24:57,872 --> 01:25:02,710 ♪ Let me see that [distorted] thong ♪ 1950 01:25:03,686 --> 01:25:05,513 [echoing] ♪ Baby ♪ 1951 01:25:05,615 --> 01:25:07,787 ♪ That thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 1952 01:25:07,890 --> 01:25:08,897 ♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪ 1953 01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:10,190 ♪ Da na da na ♪ 1954 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,629 - ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪ - ♪ Da na da na ♪ 1955 01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,389 - ♪ Ooh! ♪ - ♪ Da na da na ♪ 1956 01:25:13,491 --> 01:25:15,462 ♪ That thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 1957 01:25:15,564 --> 01:25:16,289 [song ends] 1958 01:25:16,391 --> 01:25:17,457 [robot] Congratulations. 1959 01:25:17,559 --> 01:25:19,965 That was [echoing] fucking tight. 1960 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:23,665 [intense electronic music playing] 1961 01:26:21,425 --> 01:26:24,462 [dreamy instrumental music playing] 1962 01:27:18,854 --> 01:27:21,717 [tense music playing] 1963 01:27:46,848 --> 01:27:49,745 [music intensifying] 1964 01:29:27,908 --> 01:29:30,945 [serene instrumental music playing] 1965 01:30:22,598 --> 01:30:25,670 [epic synth music playing] 1966 01:31:21,963 --> 01:31:22,963 [Eli] Damn. 139708

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