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Hey, love your umbrella.
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-Dr. Mills. Dr. Budlong.
-Morosini, Carvalho, come with me.
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If he thinks he's going to ruin any more
equipment he's underestimated the facility.
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-He thinks he's cute, doesn't he?
-Yes, but I was mother's favourite.
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Dr. Mills.
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-This is the last time I'll warn you.
-I won't let the Klystron go above 300.
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That's what you said last time it rained,
but you turned it to 350.
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Do you know what it costs
to repair a Klystron tube?
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I know, Dr. Budlong. I'm very sorry,
but believe me it won't happen again.
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You have my word on that, and I promise.
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Don't worry. He can't go blowing up
your Klyman tube or whatever it is.
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We've got a date tonight,
happy hour at Mingles.
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Mingles. You know what that means?
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What?
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It means complimentary hors d'oeuvres.
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A veritable who's who
of secretaries and beauticians.
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It means 20th century music.
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You look like a sensible man.
You believe there's life on other planets?
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-I don't believe there's life in this room.
-Exactly.
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Your brother wants to send a radar signal
to a point in space so far away...
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...it'd take 92 years to get there
and 92 years to get back.
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Ninety-two years? Steve, we're late now.
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Indeed. There isn't anything
out there, Dr. Mills.
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We're it.
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Now don't you go above 300
or I'm revoking your funding.
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Now that Dr. Strangelove is gone, let's go.
Mingles is at high party.
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I can't tonight, Ron.
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It's raining.
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Tonight I've got another destination
in mind. I wanna go right there.
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Clouds of Magellan. It sounds like
some kind of woman's underwear.
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No, the Clouds of Magellan is
the name of our neighbouring galaxy.
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You want to send a radar signal
to the next galaxy?
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You can't get radar to the next galaxy.
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You'd have to travel faster than
the speed of light. No one can do that.
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Don't watch that, it won't change.
This is the one to watch.
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I like the Clouds of Magellan.
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We can't get there, Ron.
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But if we increase the power of
the Klystron, with lightning...
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...we may get a signal strong enough
to get out of the solar system.
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That's the theory, anyway.
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Right. Thanks.
Tell me something I don't know.
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Can't this wait? Secretaries are
like animals when it comes to free food.
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The reflectors line up for 10 days
only once every 19 months.
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Now, with all this rain
and lightning, it's perfect.
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Perfect for men like us.
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Christ! Steve, when was the last time
you went out with a woman?
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January of '86. No. March of '86.
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I took Dr. Elizabeth Conway
to see the Halley's Comet retrospective.
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Superb.
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-You see it?
-Sure, a couple of times.
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How can we be brothers?
We don't have a single gene in common.
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-Not above 300 kilowatts.
-Hi.
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Okay. Thank you. Have fun.
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We have no time to sweep frequencies.
We'll lower it below three centimetres.
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But below?
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It's raining out here. I'm getting wet!
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This jacket is a Ralph Lauren!
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And it's smelly.
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Great, just great.
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I'm wet and smelly.
They're gonna jump all over me.
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Do you guys smell fish?
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It's me!
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-Help me rotate the dish.
-Where's this lightning supposed to strike?
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Right here.
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Here?
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That almost hit my shoe.
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Excuse me.
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All the way up.
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I hate this. What the hell is this thing?
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Klystron tube. Potential of 400 megawatts,
at an oscillation of 60 gigahertz.
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Great. Why don't we take this to Mingles?
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Stupid piece of garbage.
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Now all we gotta do
is harness the lightning.
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Yes, it's good. Let's try for lightning.
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-Is this important?
-Only if it works.
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Okay, deep breath. Set your retractors.
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How long is this gonna take?
Single women have short attention spans.
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Prepare to initiate the system.
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Now!
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Oh, Jesus!
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-We got it!
-Look at it!
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It's going! I love you!
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What is happening?
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Steve! What's happening?
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Mills!
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Mills!
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What is happening?
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The Klystron!
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We have a red condition
in the second unit.
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Fire control! The laboratory area.
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I'm okay.
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Beautiful!
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What?
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My God!
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I didn't only get out of the solar system,
I just went out of the galaxy.
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That means we were travelling faster
than the speed of light.
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How the hell did we do that?
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Eleven seconds on the clock.
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Down by one. Mills fakes left.
Goes around Magic Johnson.
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Puts Kareem in the popcorn machine.
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Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much?
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You got out of the galaxy
and they fired you?
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We were using lightning
to boost the power of the Klystron.
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I shorted every telemetry tracker
in the place and all my monitors.
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So there's no proof.
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That's not fair.
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What are we going to do?
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I might just have to take a....
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What?
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Take a teaching job.
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You know how that is?
One position for every 16 applicants.
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I could double my babysitting.
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Or take up a newspaper route.
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Do girls do that now?
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It's beautiful up there.
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Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy.
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That's really my office up there.
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I wish Mom could have lived long enough
to see you get out of the galaxy.
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She'd be having the whole block in
for champagne!
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Think you'll ever find
anyone like her again?
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Boy. Jess, I don't know.
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The chances of me finding another woman
like your mother are the same...
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...as me proving there's life on another
planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion.
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All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner?
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Fish sticks. Pop tarts.
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Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke
in the microwave.
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What do you say, Dave?
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Can we see Sirius tonight?
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You know, it's also called the Dog Star.
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Come on.
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-It's quite a small planet, really.
-Half the size of ours, but very busy.
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-Have you mastered it yet?
-Of course.
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You know how superb our research is.
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All I have to do is teach you
everything I know in 20 minutes.
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We're at light 30 approaching light 35.
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This is a record glide speed.
They didn't think we'd make it this fast.
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Look, it's Saturn.
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-Could we stop there on the way back?
-Maybe.
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Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture?
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Wait. That works.
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Neptunians won't like it, though.
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Let's see here.
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Look at Neptune now!
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-Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party.
-Look at Neptune.
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I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet.
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-Come on.
-I hate leaving the universe in such a mess.
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Here, put this on.
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Look at this.
Do these things ever work? No.
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The modern light bulb has a half-life
of about 10 minutes.
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-I'm going to take it apart.
-It's not the bulb, it's the switch.
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You've been meaning to fix it, remember.
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Dad, you're impossible.
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Do we have any socks?
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See, I knew I had a pair in reserve.
And they're dry.
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I've been cooking 'em since yesterday.
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Daddy, look at me.
Do you see anything different about me?
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I'm wearing a bra.
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You can't be! You're only 13!
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My God!
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You're 13.
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A bra?
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Well, did you get the right strap size?
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Cup size. Yeah, A-minus.
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Where have I been?
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How can I learn everything I need to know
in only six more minutes?
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This is a very backward planet.
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The Mondschein 40 is the most advanced
research facility in the northern universe.
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Research has determined you must be
the most desirable woman on the planet.
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Men on Earth will fall to their knees...
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...betray their countries and give away
real estate for a beautiful woman.
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That's silly.
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Will I need to eat?
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No. We'll only be in the
place for 24 hours.
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This is the most important assignment
any of us has undertaken.
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I feel so poorly prepared.
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You're the Earth expert.
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But you are the Chief Extragalactic Probist.
You know the Council's directive.
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I can only be your adviser.
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Are you sure this research is accurate?
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Celeste, the Mondschein 40
is never wrong.
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Right. Let's go.
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Hors d'oeuvres?
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Kimberly.
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-You met my brother Steve?
-No.
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You gotta watch out for him,
but in the best sense.
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He cares too deeply, like a sparrow.
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You've got something on your lip.
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A little dip there.
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I think flossing is so important, too.
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When I get up in the morning,
I don't even go to the bathroom first.
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I floss and then I go.
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That's so great.
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00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,169
Ron, I'm beginning to think
you're avoiding me.
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Hi.
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Are you Dr. Steve Mills?
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He's the guy dancing with his daughter.
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Hors d'oeuvres?
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Thank you. Delicious.
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Hello.
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-Are you Dr. Steve Mills?
-Yes.
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Will you tell me the composition
of your radar beam or not?
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Which one?
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00:19:31,592 --> 00:19:34,637
Now, you don't fool me.
Your favourite colour is red.
204
00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:39,475
Your favourite food is lasagne,
and your favourite rocking is Pink Fred.
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00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,645
Actually, I prefer green,
I'm allergic to all pasta...
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...and my favourite rock is Rachmaninoff.
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Of course you'd say that.
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I think it's Pink Floyd,
not Pink Fred right, Jessie?
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Pink Fred is their nickname.
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Would you hold this for me, please?
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"Hey, hey we're the Monkees
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"People say we monkey around
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"But we're too busy singing
to put anybody down"
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What?
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00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:07,543
Do you know what they say?
"Nixon's the One!"
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Dick Nixon?
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Okay.
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See you later, bro.
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00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:21,724
Sailor, I like your jeep.
220
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:24,518
You've broken my heart for the last time.
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You've broken my heart
for the last time, too.
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Do you have any spinach,
my hands are freezing?
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"I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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"I'm strong to the 'finich'
'cause I eats me spinach
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"I'm Popeye the sailor man
Toot, toot"
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"This Bud's for you."
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Baby!
228
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,806
Now will you tell me the composition
of your radar beam?
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Wackygram, right?
230
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Encore! Encore!
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This is a nightmare.
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Your research was all wrong!
The food was all wrong!
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This dress is strange
and what is this thing?
234
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:23,826
This hat is too big.
And everything I said was crazy.
235
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Now just a second.
Don't blame it all on me.
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I never told you they used spinach
to keep their hands warm.
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Daddy, who was that?
238
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I don't know.
239
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:38,466
But I feel kinda sorry for her.
I don't think anybody liked her.
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Did you?
241
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,891
How are we ever going to get
Dr. Steve to transmit his signal now?
242
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He thinks I'm a lunatic.
243
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,770
Now just calm down.
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You've got to go back in there.
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00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,027
And you....
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-Hi.
-Hi.
247
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,077
Tough room.
248
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,248
I'm really sorry how rude I was in there.
249
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,625
You weren't rude.
You were very entertaining.
250
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,962
In fact, I thought you were
a professional of some kind.
251
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,508
Believe me, they'll be telling
their grandchildren about it.
252
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:25,761
Have you done any interesting
radar astronomy transmissions...
253
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,182
...which may have penetrated
other galaxies in the last few days?
254
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,894
Yes, I have.
255
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,979
Well, what happened?
256
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,359
-It's pretty complex.
-Try me.
257
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,364
That was the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
258
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,492
I mean, second most beautiful.
259
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,870
Third.
260
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:53,913
A dog.
261
00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:59,210
The system. I blew out every
resistance backup in the place...
262
00:22:59,335 --> 00:23:03,089
...including telemetry trackers.
Those boys from defence were so mad.
263
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:06,259
'Cause that's what they use
for tracking missiles....
264
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,220
I must be boring the pants off you.
265
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,977
-No. They're still on.
-Good.
266
00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:20,648
-Then what happened, Dr. Steve?
-I don't really know what happened.
267
00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:22,984
It must have been something
I did in the lab.
268
00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,861
Maybe I forgot to take a note
or dropped a setting.
269
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,529
Show me what you did.
270
00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:29,656
Show me in your mighty lab.
271
00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:31,950
I can't. They fired me.
272
00:23:33,535 --> 00:23:37,539
You know I'm a little cold.
Would you mind very much if I just...
273
00:23:38,248 --> 00:23:40,709
...stuck my hands right in your pockets?
274
00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,420
Yes, that's better.
275
00:23:46,631 --> 00:23:48,758
So, Celeste...
276
00:23:50,885 --> 00:23:52,137
...where are you from?
277
00:23:54,222 --> 00:23:55,598
The nether-lands.
278
00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:57,267
Oh, Holland.
279
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,185
No, the nether-lands.
280
00:24:03,481 --> 00:24:06,526
For an astronomer
you have the most wonderful fibres.
281
00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:10,280
And you've got yourself
a handful right now.
282
00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:14,617
I can't get back in that lab.
283
00:24:15,242 --> 00:24:16,618
They're gonna kiss!
284
00:24:16,743 --> 00:24:18,120
Does he know how?
285
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:21,999
Well, of course.
I saw him do it once in 1983.
286
00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:28,547
I'm a bad apple.
287
00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:39,516
Excuse me a minute.
288
00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:47,774
I shouldn't be wearing this, should I?
289
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,318
It's very nice.
290
00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:52,320
Then what should I wear?
291
00:24:58,743 --> 00:25:00,787
Thank you. I won't forget this.
292
00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:23,726
Hold this.
293
00:25:25,185 --> 00:25:26,854
What are you doing now?
294
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,398
I have to change. This is inappropriate.
295
00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:32,067
Might I suggest a more conventional spot?
296
00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:34,361
Like the backseat of my car.
297
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,835
There. I'm changed.
298
00:25:58,926 --> 00:26:00,386
Is this acceptable?
299
00:26:04,515 --> 00:26:06,433
Is the drool apparent?
300
00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:28,414
I'm sorry, Dr. Mills, we have strict orders
from Dr. Budlong...
301
00:26:28,539 --> 00:26:30,416
...not to let you in the building.
302
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:34,002
I left something in my office.
It was a fuzzy Carebear pencil holder.
303
00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:37,798
Excuse me. I'm from DARPA. The Defence
Advance Research Project Agency...
304
00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,967
...with instructions to tour this facility.
305
00:26:40,092 --> 00:26:41,844
-So l--
-May I see some lD?
306
00:27:03,531 --> 00:27:04,365
Here.
307
00:27:06,283 --> 00:27:08,035
See Department of Defence.
308
00:27:17,044 --> 00:27:18,379
She's with DARPA.
309
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:21,132
I'm with her.
310
00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:25,427
All settings are the same.
They haven't changed a thing.
311
00:27:25,553 --> 00:27:28,597
Dr. Steve, this is only
a Jansky-based telescope.
312
00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:31,767
Part of what used to be called a vast array.
313
00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:32,893
Used to?
314
00:27:33,561 --> 00:27:35,854
I see you had to use enormous thrust.
315
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,897
Where's the Klystron?
316
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,984
Hold on, I'll see what they did with it.
317
00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,752
-Good evening, Olaf.
-Good evening.
318
00:27:59,877 --> 00:28:01,712
It's nice to have Dr. Mills back.
319
00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:03,881
-What do you mean?
-He's in his lab now.
320
00:28:04,006 --> 00:28:05,216
In his lab?
321
00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:13,849
There's nothing powerful enough
to have broken through our shields.
322
00:28:19,271 --> 00:28:21,440
It's clear how the reflectors work.
323
00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:27,278
They're not equipped to discover
this kind of power for another century.
324
00:28:28,988 --> 00:28:30,782
How did they get it so fast?
325
00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:33,660
I mean, they haven't even
figured out Stonehenge.
326
00:28:33,785 --> 00:28:37,831
He must be holding something back.
327
00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:39,874
Dr. Steve is lying.
328
00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:44,379
Who are you?
329
00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:46,965
Who? Me?
330
00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:49,509
What are you doing here?
331
00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:01,104
Where's Mills?
332
00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:03,773
Get away from my equipment.
333
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:33,385
I've got to be on my way home.
334
00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:38,056
I've got to get home to that good pie.
335
00:29:40,892 --> 00:29:42,852
Just grab the handrail there.
336
00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:45,271
Welcome to my office.
337
00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:47,690
Sender number KD113B.
338
00:29:48,983 --> 00:29:51,694
Just like all the rest of them,
but it's mine.
339
00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:57,033
Did you ever think what you were doing
by invading another galaxy?
340
00:29:57,325 --> 00:29:58,910
It wasn't an invasion.
341
00:30:00,745 --> 00:30:03,331
Here was this galaxy,
minding its own business.
342
00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:06,000
Perhaps a galaxy where war
no longer exists.
343
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,919
People all live in harmony.
344
00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:12,214
Things don't go around
with such whizzings.
345
00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:21,473
You're shaking. Why?
346
00:30:22,265 --> 00:30:25,352
Because I've wanted to kiss you
from the first moment I saw you.
347
00:30:25,477 --> 00:30:26,394
What?
348
00:30:26,728 --> 00:30:29,981
You looked so beautiful and vulnerable,
then you started rhyming...
349
00:30:30,106 --> 00:30:33,068
...and doing all that talking
and singing and stuff and....
350
00:30:33,193 --> 00:30:38,073
I just wanted to use everything I know
about radar astronomy to protect you.
351
00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:42,494
Would you mind if I kissed you?
352
00:30:43,453 --> 00:30:44,663
Does it hurt?
353
00:30:46,957 --> 00:30:48,458
Not the way I do it.
354
00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:23,484
I have never felt anything like that
in my entire life.
355
00:33:28,988 --> 00:33:32,158
Do I now have to eat the chocolate
from Pennsylvania?
356
00:33:35,244 --> 00:33:37,914
Listen, I think we'd better get out of here.
357
00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:42,585
Are you sure you've told me everything
about the transmission?
358
00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:46,964
I think so. But perhaps we should
explore it a little further.
359
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:50,217
I'd better take you home.
360
00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:53,095
No, that's too far.
We must go to your place.
361
00:33:54,930 --> 00:33:57,600
-Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
-More.
362
00:34:00,102 --> 00:34:01,312
I'm dreaming.
363
00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,275
"Life could be a dream
364
00:34:07,109 --> 00:34:08,194
"Sha-boom"
365
00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:10,446
As your great poet says.
366
00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:20,079
Welcome to the Mills residence.
367
00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:24,626
What is this?
368
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:26,711
Hats.
369
00:34:26,836 --> 00:34:30,340
This one is a collector's item.
Actually belonged to Jimmy Durante.
370
00:34:30,715 --> 00:34:31,507
Who?
371
00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:36,429
"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash,
wherever you are."
372
00:34:38,514 --> 00:34:40,850
He was a song and dance man
in the movies.
373
00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:44,645
Come on in, this is the palace.
Help yourself. Sit down. Steal an ashtray.
374
00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:47,482
I have to go check on Jessie.
Please don't leave...
375
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:51,944
...or otherwise I'll be forced to crawl up
under my bed and suck dust forever.
376
00:34:53,196 --> 00:34:54,864
So what's going on here?
377
00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:59,327
Could it be that he really doesn't know
how he made the transmission?
378
00:34:59,452 --> 00:35:00,995
-What's that?
-Canine.
379
00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:02,830
Highly revered on this planet.
380
00:35:02,955 --> 00:35:05,291
Usually found
in the company of fire hydrants.
381
00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,460
Now look, Dr. Steve's lying.
382
00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:09,002
Don't leave him alone.
383
00:35:09,127 --> 00:35:11,629
But he doesn't even care
about that anymore.
384
00:35:11,755 --> 00:35:13,840
Didn't you see during that kissing thing?
385
00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:16,509
His skin got hot and his heartbeat went up.
386
00:35:16,634 --> 00:35:19,637
And suddenly there was
a lot more of him down there.
387
00:35:20,013 --> 00:35:21,181
It's an act.
388
00:35:21,514 --> 00:35:24,225
Government types on this planet
are trained to lie.
389
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,479
Go find him. He may be burning papers
right this minute!
390
00:35:28,021 --> 00:35:29,314
Oh, God!
391
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,073
She's beautiful, isn't she?
392
00:35:40,116 --> 00:35:41,284
Who is she?
393
00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:43,036
My daughter, Jessie.
394
00:35:43,786 --> 00:35:44,746
Short.
395
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:46,873
Short? She's only 13.
396
00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:48,624
Thirteen?
397
00:35:50,001 --> 00:35:51,586
How old does she look?
398
00:35:51,961 --> 00:35:55,006
Six, seven hundred, just short.
399
00:36:05,056 --> 00:36:06,725
Why don't we go in here?
400
00:36:07,893 --> 00:36:08,894
My bedroom?
401
00:36:09,019 --> 00:36:12,647
Well, you said you wanted to talk.
Why go all the way downstairs?
402
00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:14,733
Say, do you think I'm a billionaire?
403
00:36:14,858 --> 00:36:18,987
Or somebody on television or somebody
who's really important or something?
404
00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:20,905
You're Steven Mills, Ph.D.
405
00:36:21,072 --> 00:36:23,950
A very obscure physicist
who makes $25,000 a year.
406
00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:26,995
And you still want to go in here?
407
00:36:27,078 --> 00:36:28,121
Yowza.
408
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,123
Yowza?
409
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,878
You make me laugh.
410
00:36:35,044 --> 00:36:39,007
I mean, you're the first person that has
really made me laugh since....
411
00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:46,347
Look, if we do go in there, you know,
I might probably want to do more kissing.
412
00:36:47,348 --> 00:36:51,393
Surely. It was very pleasant.
But I hope that's not all you want to do.
413
00:37:08,869 --> 00:37:10,036
Remember me?
414
00:37:44,445 --> 00:37:45,946
You're so wonderful.
415
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:49,825
You're funny, you're intelligent
and you understand my work...
416
00:37:49,908 --> 00:37:51,743
...and now you want to have sex.
417
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:53,245
I wanna have sex?
418
00:37:53,954 --> 00:37:54,872
Don't you?
419
00:37:54,997 --> 00:37:55,956
Do you?
420
00:37:56,415 --> 00:37:57,332
Yes!
421
00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,378
Well, I do, too.
As soon as I find out what it is.
422
00:38:06,258 --> 00:38:08,719
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-Of course.
423
00:38:22,607 --> 00:38:23,900
What is sex?
424
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:28,155
-What?
-"What?" You heard what I said.
425
00:38:28,612 --> 00:38:29,780
What is sex?
426
00:38:30,865 --> 00:38:34,910
Give me a second.
One second. Take a look at this.
427
00:38:47,756 --> 00:38:48,674
Deleted.
428
00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:50,009
What good is deleted?
429
00:38:50,134 --> 00:38:55,305
Now, don't get excited. Just a second.
One little second. Here it is.
430
00:38:55,514 --> 00:38:57,141
Your penis is a weapon.
431
00:38:57,933 --> 00:38:59,476
Just like your rifle.
432
00:38:59,727 --> 00:39:03,230
The military expects you to protect it
and keep it dry.
433
00:39:03,897 --> 00:39:06,567
All right, men, if you'll open your manuals.
434
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,944
-What? Is that it?
-Take it easy.
435
00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:11,321
Here's something else.
436
00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:18,494
What does this mean,
Debbie Does Dallas?
437
00:39:21,163 --> 00:39:22,832
Debbie Does Des Moines.
438
00:39:25,209 --> 00:39:26,669
Debbie Does Düsseldorf.
439
00:39:26,794 --> 00:39:28,504
Busy girl, that Debbie.
440
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:30,840
What's this?
441
00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:41,892
Look behind you.
442
00:39:49,608 --> 00:39:51,402
I can do that. I guess.
443
00:39:53,404 --> 00:39:55,239
I don't believe it.
444
00:40:00,536 --> 00:40:02,121
Why, that's disgusting.
445
00:40:02,371 --> 00:40:04,123
I can't, that right there.
446
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:09,419
Look, that's the most weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
447
00:40:09,544 --> 00:40:11,963
That's why we gave it up
3,000 years ago.
448
00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:24,350
You think I could do that?
449
00:40:24,475 --> 00:40:27,854
Sure. Except for fuel
you're human inside and out.
450
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,564
But do you want to?
451
00:40:30,982 --> 00:40:32,733
The kissing wasn't so bad.
452
00:40:36,862 --> 00:40:38,656
You're not leaving me here!
453
00:40:39,115 --> 00:40:40,032
Yes, I am.
454
00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:44,620
I have been ordered to stay with you
at all times, to observe everything you do!
455
00:40:45,037 --> 00:40:46,122
Forget it.
456
00:40:48,499 --> 00:40:49,375
Bitch!
457
00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:26,369
My God, you're beautiful.
458
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,418
Are you all right?
459
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,421
Yes, don't stop.
460
00:43:19,354 --> 00:43:20,688
Do you see....
461
00:43:31,073 --> 00:43:35,118
Dr. Steve, that was so wonderful.
462
00:43:35,994 --> 00:43:40,415
I feel like I've been hit by a train.
463
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:45,087
And I don't think you need to call me
Dr. Steve anymore.
464
00:43:46,296 --> 00:43:50,258
Steve, you're so stupid. We could have
been doing this the whole time.
465
00:43:51,218 --> 00:43:52,969
We only met three hours ago.
466
00:43:53,095 --> 00:43:55,097
I know. What took you so long?
467
00:43:55,639 --> 00:43:57,182
Do others know about this?
468
00:43:57,307 --> 00:43:59,893
About us? I don't see how they could.
469
00:44:01,144 --> 00:44:02,771
No, about making love.
470
00:44:03,563 --> 00:44:08,026
You could become very famous if
others in the world knew you could do this.
471
00:44:08,151 --> 00:44:09,402
-Really?
-Yes.
472
00:44:10,654 --> 00:44:13,823
Didn't think I did it any differently
than anybody else.
473
00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:16,159
You mean everybody does this?
474
00:44:17,786 --> 00:44:20,037
Think of all the energy produced.
475
00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:24,541
Properly channelled that energy could
propel half your people out of the galaxy.
476
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,254
We did some computer runs in the lab...
477
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:32,257
...and figured if we could harness
the energy output from...
478
00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:36,804
...the male members of the Sheen family
we could put the state of lllinois on Pluto.
479
00:44:40,265 --> 00:44:42,851
I really don't think I can
do this again so soon.
480
00:44:42,976 --> 00:44:44,311
Yes, you can.
481
00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:47,940
-Celeste?
-What?
482
00:44:48,524 --> 00:44:49,816
Celeste, why me?
483
00:44:53,362 --> 00:44:55,155
Because you're sensitive...
484
00:44:55,822 --> 00:44:57,699
...and you're an outsider...
485
00:44:58,116 --> 00:45:00,953
...and you worked so hard
to get through M.l.T....
486
00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:04,623
...and you have two Ph.D.'s
and a delightful innocence.
487
00:45:05,082 --> 00:45:07,376
Just all the qualities of a dreamer.
488
00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:12,880
I know you had some really bad luck
five years ago when...
489
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:15,966
...your wife died and left you
with a daughter, Jessie, 13.
490
00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,469
That's who the short person was.
491
00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:21,430
Wait a minute.
Where'd you get all those details?
492
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:25,142
I can read it. In your eyes.
493
00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:07,391
That's kid's stuff.
494
00:46:09,894 --> 00:46:11,228
This is no help.
495
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,185
Whiteside, I'm here to spend
Christmas with you.
496
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,312
I think.
497
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,022
I may stay a month...
498
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,356
...or I may leave immediately.
499
00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:43,568
I don't know. Things are so uncertain.
500
00:47:43,985 --> 00:47:46,279
"Did you ever have the feeling
you wanted to go
501
00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:48,698
"And still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay
502
00:47:48,823 --> 00:47:52,911
"You knew it was right, wasn't wrong
still you knew you wouldn't be very long
503
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,288
"It's tough to have the feeling
you wanted to go
504
00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:58,666
"Still have the feeling that you
wanted to stay, start to go
505
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:02,003
"Change your mind start and go again
But changed your mind again
506
00:48:02,128 --> 00:48:03,963
"Did you ever have the feeling
you wanted to go
507
00:48:04,088 --> 00:48:06,215
"Still have the feeling
you wanted to stay
508
00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:08,426
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do
509
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,761
"I go
510
00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:15,016
-"I'll stay"
-Shut up you reform school fugitive.
511
00:48:16,350 --> 00:48:19,312
Whiteside, I love ya. I love ya.
512
00:48:44,085 --> 00:48:46,254
Dave, bon appétit.
513
00:49:00,685 --> 00:49:03,771
Dave, how are you
and your 1,000 fleas this morning?
514
00:49:11,779 --> 00:49:13,031
Are you okay?
515
00:49:13,573 --> 00:49:14,782
Yes, I'm okay.
516
00:49:17,285 --> 00:49:21,413
Jessie, Celeste.
Celeste, my daughter, Jessie.
517
00:49:22,414 --> 00:49:23,373
I know.
518
00:49:24,249 --> 00:49:25,584
You stayed here?
519
00:49:26,376 --> 00:49:27,878
Just overnight.
520
00:49:29,087 --> 00:49:30,172
But dad...
521
00:49:31,256 --> 00:49:32,716
...that's fabulous.
522
00:49:33,175 --> 00:49:34,301
I gotta go.
523
00:49:34,551 --> 00:49:36,219
Be true to your school.
524
00:49:39,806 --> 00:49:41,766
Happy short person. Daughter.
525
00:49:43,935 --> 00:49:45,854
Almost as happy as her old man.
526
00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:47,147
Who is that?
527
00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:48,732
Me.
528
00:49:50,108 --> 00:49:51,651
Yes, I am happy, too.
529
00:49:52,569 --> 00:49:53,653
I think....
530
00:49:54,654 --> 00:49:55,447
Yes?
531
00:49:56,489 --> 00:49:59,034
Will I scare you if I tell you I love you?
532
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,328
Not unless you hit me at the same time.
533
00:50:01,453 --> 00:50:02,329
I'm serious.
534
00:50:02,454 --> 00:50:03,580
So am l.
535
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:06,041
Then let's go away.
Let's go to San Francisco.
536
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:09,335
-Or Vancouver? Or Anchorage?
-No, I have to leave tonight.
537
00:50:09,461 --> 00:50:11,545
Leave? Where you going?
538
00:50:12,504 --> 00:50:13,338
Home.
539
00:50:13,922 --> 00:50:15,174
To the Netherlands?
540
00:50:15,299 --> 00:50:18,469
You can call it Holland now.
I know what you mean. Yes.
541
00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:23,432
When are you going to be back?
542
00:50:23,557 --> 00:50:25,309
No, I'm never coming back.
543
00:50:30,439 --> 00:50:34,526
Never coming back? Why?
Why can't you ever come back?
544
00:50:35,152 --> 00:50:36,570
-Well l--
-Celeste.
545
00:50:36,695 --> 00:50:39,948
I hate to sound desperate,
but this news makes me sound desperate.
546
00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:42,868
I'm desperate. Celeste,
I know this is sudden...
547
00:50:42,993 --> 00:50:46,246
...but you're the most incredible thing
that's ever happened to me.
548
00:50:46,371 --> 00:50:49,833
I look in your face
and I can't believe what I feel for you.
549
00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:55,046
I'm hopelessly, insanely, out of my mind
in love with you. I can't let you go.
550
00:50:55,464 --> 00:50:57,465
Walk out of my life. I mean, I can't.
551
00:50:57,591 --> 00:51:00,385
Not now, not ever.
Without you there is no life.
552
00:51:00,843 --> 00:51:01,635
And?
553
00:51:02,386 --> 00:51:03,804
Will you marry me?
554
00:51:04,805 --> 00:51:05,723
Marry you?
555
00:51:05,848 --> 00:51:07,057
Yes. Please.
556
00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:10,686
This is a strange development.
557
00:51:10,936 --> 00:51:12,813
I know it's sudden and quick and all.
558
00:51:12,938 --> 00:51:15,733
Not if you consider
I've been waiting five years for you.
559
00:51:15,858 --> 00:51:19,153
You see, before I met you
all I could think about was science.
560
00:51:19,319 --> 00:51:22,698
Now I can't even think about that anymore.
All I care about is you.
561
00:51:22,823 --> 00:51:24,867
Your eyes, your skin, your hair, your face.
562
00:51:24,992 --> 00:51:28,537
Do you think you could think
about science if we got married?
563
00:51:30,289 --> 00:51:34,459
If only I knew you were going to be
with me and you weren't going anywhere.
564
00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,965
I know it's kinda sudden and everything,
so I'll tell you what.
565
00:51:40,090 --> 00:51:43,051
Why don't you take a short walk
and think about it?
566
00:51:43,885 --> 00:51:45,596
Okay, I'll think it over.
567
00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:52,351
You're not going out like that,
are you?
568
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,603
No. Of course not.
569
00:52:03,571 --> 00:52:06,490
She's an original. She's gotta say yes.
570
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,334
You said you'd prepare me for 24 hours,
and here it's only been 12 hours.
571
00:52:17,459 --> 00:52:20,379
You didn't tell me "spinach,"
you didn't tell me "kiss"...
572
00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:23,299
...you didn't tell me "have sex,"
and what about "marry"?
573
00:52:23,424 --> 00:52:25,718
Do things always happen
so fast on this planet?
574
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:29,638
I don't think so. You can't walk
down the street looking like this.
575
00:52:30,097 --> 00:52:32,224
Yes, I can. I know how this planet works.
576
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:35,185
They'll think I'm starting
some kind of trend or something.
577
00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:39,523
I want you to contact the Council and
I want them here, I want them here now!
578
00:52:54,245 --> 00:52:55,079
Why here?
579
00:52:55,204 --> 00:52:58,833
They said they needed an open field.
I found it in the phone book.
580
00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:01,961
What goes on here?
Is it Christians and lions?
581
00:53:02,378 --> 00:53:03,796
Wrong time frame.
582
00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:12,847
-Where is the transmission?
-We're making progress, sir.
583
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:16,183
Our gravity has increased threefold!
584
00:53:16,767 --> 00:53:19,061
Does the subject suspect who you are?
585
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:21,730
-No.
-Does the girl?
586
00:53:24,483 --> 00:53:27,987
She saw Celeste put magazines into me
and a dress come out.
587
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,363
Kill her!
588
00:53:30,739 --> 00:53:35,660
Don't worry. She's nothing.
Short, inexperienced, just a daughter.
589
00:53:36,536 --> 00:53:38,955
-But we do have one problem.
-Yes?
590
00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:43,459
The subject says he will be
unable to think about science...
591
00:53:44,043 --> 00:53:45,753
...unless he marries me!
592
00:53:46,754 --> 00:53:48,131
Well, marry him!
593
00:53:49,590 --> 00:53:51,634
But we don't know what "marry" is.
594
00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:55,304
One moment.
595
00:54:03,688 --> 00:54:06,399
Yes, the Mondschein 40 says
marriage is this:
596
00:54:06,858 --> 00:54:10,152
"He goes off to fight the Turks,
and you put on a lock. "
597
00:54:15,324 --> 00:54:18,661
Yes. Wrong century.
Marriage is this:
598
00:54:19,078 --> 00:54:22,247
"You cook and clean
and bring him martinis. "
599
00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:25,417
Wrong again? This is ridiculous.
600
00:54:28,795 --> 00:54:31,047
Yes, wrong decade. Too old fashioned.
601
00:54:32,507 --> 00:54:35,927
"The modern marriage:
There are no rules or responsibilities.
602
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:39,556
"But if he does something wrong,
you can set him on fire while he sleeps.
603
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:43,268
"And go on a talk show where
everyone will forgive you and love you. "
604
00:54:43,351 --> 00:54:46,437
There's only one drawback,
you'll have to have more sex.
605
00:54:46,729 --> 00:54:47,939
I'll do it.
606
00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,399
Immediately.
607
00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:55,571
Yes, sir. I know tomorrow's the last day
the reflectors are in line for 19 months.
608
00:54:56,406 --> 00:54:58,074
What if there is no lightning?
609
00:54:58,157 --> 00:54:59,826
We will provide the lightning.
610
00:54:59,909 --> 00:55:04,163
Just keep that man fed
and keep his feet clean.
611
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:05,957
You're fading.
612
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,836
Yes, I know, it's our gravity.
Now remember, you are our last hope.
613
00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:13,964
If we don't get that transmission from him,
our planet is doomed.
614
00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,593
Yes, sir.
615
00:55:23,682 --> 00:55:27,602
But daddy, this is so quick.
I mean, you only met her last night.
616
00:55:27,686 --> 00:55:29,771
It was the same with your mother.
617
00:55:29,854 --> 00:55:33,817
-At least with mom you waited a week.
-Your mother and I knew on the first night.
618
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,444
Are you crazy? You don't know
a thing about her.
619
00:55:36,528 --> 00:55:40,323
-I know all I need to know.
-I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron.
620
00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:42,033
She's after your money!
621
00:55:42,117 --> 00:55:45,954
Ron, I don't even have a ball of lint
and a lead slug to rub together.
622
00:55:46,037 --> 00:55:47,747
She's got a trust fund.
623
00:55:47,914 --> 00:55:49,499
She has a trust fund?
624
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,171
You know, I don't get it.
Why does this happen to you?
625
00:55:56,548 --> 00:55:59,133
I know! Citizenship!
She wants citizenship.
626
00:55:59,217 --> 00:56:02,761
She wants to take jobs away from
Americans and give 'em to Dutch people!
627
00:56:02,844 --> 00:56:04,721
Yeah, that's why she's here.
628
00:56:05,681 --> 00:56:07,140
But it's so unfair.
629
00:56:07,391 --> 00:56:09,226
I mean, you know....
630
00:56:09,601 --> 00:56:13,188
It's my own brother marrying
the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
631
00:56:13,271 --> 00:56:15,107
And he met her at my apartment.
632
00:56:16,149 --> 00:56:18,193
Ron, I appreciate your concern.
633
00:56:18,402 --> 00:56:20,153
This is something I really want.
634
00:56:20,237 --> 00:56:23,865
Haven't you wanted something so much
that nothing else mattered?
635
00:56:24,074 --> 00:56:26,118
It's your wedding, I'm gonna tell you.
636
00:56:26,201 --> 00:56:29,621
There's only one woman in the world
that I will ever marry.
637
00:56:31,873 --> 00:56:33,834
Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
638
00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:35,502
Really?
639
00:56:36,294 --> 00:56:40,090
I never knew you had a thing for her.
What makes her the lucky lady?
640
00:56:40,632 --> 00:56:43,385
Because she's the most perfect
woman in the world.
641
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,262
She'd have nothing to do with me.
642
00:56:45,345 --> 00:56:48,932
Ron, brush up on your French lessons
and your tennis, maybe it'll happen.
643
00:56:49,015 --> 00:56:53,102
But right now I'm going to marry
my Princess Stephanie. So wish me luck.
644
00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:55,896
You've had too much luck already.
645
00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,819
Where did she get a wedding dress
on two hours notice?
646
00:57:01,902 --> 00:57:05,239
Does she just carry one around with her,
in case of emergencies?
647
00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:08,909
I hope so. Now would you go downstairs
and please be best man?
648
00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:13,080
-Uncle Ron, go!
-You wanna see my date? She's 6 foot 2.
649
00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:17,709
Okay.
650
00:57:18,877 --> 00:57:20,879
Go and tell Celeste it's time.
651
00:57:29,721 --> 00:57:31,556
I'll have to leave you on the chair.
652
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,100
Can't you wear me?
653
00:57:33,392 --> 00:57:35,143
No, I'd look too strange.
654
00:57:35,602 --> 00:57:36,853
I'm so hungry.
655
00:57:36,937 --> 00:57:39,481
Good thing we stopped
at the hardware store.
656
00:57:40,232 --> 00:57:43,776
D-cells. Primitive, but nutritious.
657
00:58:03,963 --> 00:58:05,673
-Dad, she ate batteries!
-What?
658
00:58:05,756 --> 00:58:09,051
She took three "D" batteries
out of a paper bag and ate them.
659
00:58:09,134 --> 00:58:11,470
She flattened them
like a Tootsie Roll wrapper.
660
00:58:11,553 --> 00:58:14,932
And she was talking to
someone who wasn't even in the room.
661
00:58:17,601 --> 00:58:19,895
I love you more than anyone else
in the world.
662
00:58:19,978 --> 00:58:23,816
-Nothing's going to come between us.
-Daddy, she ate batteries.
663
00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:27,319
Jessie, I want you to stop this right now.
664
00:59:46,771 --> 00:59:48,564
Back off, Alpo breath.
665
01:00:18,051 --> 01:00:19,511
Dearly beloved....
666
01:00:20,386 --> 01:00:23,348
Sit! Roll over! Play dead!
667
01:00:24,515 --> 01:00:29,646
I've only known Celeste for eight minutes,
but I can tell she has love for Steve...
668
01:00:30,271 --> 01:00:32,649
...who I've also known for eight minutes.
669
01:00:32,857 --> 01:00:35,109
You're digging your own grave, Fido.
670
01:00:35,401 --> 01:00:37,570
And do you Celeste van Martin...
671
01:00:37,945 --> 01:00:39,489
...take Steven Mills...
672
01:00:39,822 --> 01:00:42,950
...to be your lawfully wedded husband?
In sickness....
673
01:00:48,372 --> 01:00:51,751
For richer and or poorer,
till death do you part?
674
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:54,879
-I do.
-I now pronounce you man and wife.
675
01:01:08,308 --> 01:01:11,394
"I'm looking over my dead dog Rover"
676
01:01:11,478 --> 01:01:14,397
-Get that dog down!
-You left me alone again!
677
01:01:14,481 --> 01:01:16,107
I was getting married!
678
01:01:16,775 --> 01:01:17,776
Honey!
679
01:01:18,485 --> 01:01:19,736
What happened?
680
01:01:20,278 --> 01:01:24,199
Maybe it's a Dutch custom. They say
"I do," bolt for the lawn and start digging.
681
01:01:24,324 --> 01:01:26,284
Maybe she's planting tulip bulbs.
682
01:01:26,367 --> 01:01:29,871
Honey, how on earth
did Dave get up there! Look!
683
01:01:29,996 --> 01:01:31,623
Dave! Don't move!
684
01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:35,251
Volunteers! Jeff, Woody!
685
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,927
May I be the first to kiss the bride?
686
01:01:45,053 --> 01:01:46,054
Sure.
687
01:01:55,437 --> 01:01:56,688
I got him!
688
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,193
Where'd you get this dress?
689
01:02:46,069 --> 01:02:48,614
It's him! Quick, dad, the brush!
690
01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:51,658
I'm coming. Here it is. I've got it here.
691
01:02:51,992 --> 01:02:53,368
The brush.
692
01:02:53,827 --> 01:02:55,370
Okay. Easy.
693
01:03:02,461 --> 01:03:03,920
My God, you look beautiful.
694
01:03:04,004 --> 01:03:06,131
Thanks, dad. I hope he likes me.
695
01:03:06,798 --> 01:03:08,341
I hope you like him.
696
01:03:14,431 --> 01:03:16,391
Hi. I'm Fred. The date.
697
01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:18,560
These are for you, doll.
698
01:03:19,728 --> 01:03:20,979
Thank you.
699
01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:23,523
I'm Steve, Jessie's dad.
700
01:03:24,149 --> 01:03:26,109
-This is Mrs. Mills.
-Nice to meet you.
701
01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,444
Mouth jewellery.
702
01:03:32,032 --> 01:03:33,407
Right, my braces.
703
01:03:33,574 --> 01:03:35,534
My wife's from Holland, so....
704
01:03:37,911 --> 01:03:39,621
You wore flats. Great.
705
01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:45,085
Have a great time.
706
01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:47,087
She'll be safe with me, sir.
707
01:03:49,757 --> 01:03:50,591
Bye.
708
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,343
Did that kid look shifty to you?
709
01:03:53,510 --> 01:03:55,554
Hadn't you better get back to work now?
710
01:03:55,637 --> 01:03:58,640
What? You gotta be kidding,
on our wedding night?
711
01:04:00,642 --> 01:04:02,978
I don't think so.
712
01:04:08,066 --> 01:04:09,443
God, I love you!
713
01:04:24,707 --> 01:04:26,709
-Hello.
-Lucas Budlong, please.
714
01:04:27,918 --> 01:04:29,128
It's for you.
715
01:04:33,883 --> 01:04:34,800
Hello.
716
01:04:35,092 --> 01:04:36,886
-Budlong, is that you?
-Yes.
717
01:04:37,219 --> 01:04:38,679
This is Carl Sagan.
718
01:04:38,929 --> 01:04:40,139
Carl Sagan?
719
01:04:43,225 --> 01:04:44,310
It's Carl Sagan.
720
01:04:44,435 --> 01:04:48,272
I'm assigned to the President's Committee
on Extraterrestrials...
721
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,400
...the Most Important
None More Secret Committee.
722
01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:53,485
No, I didn't know that.
723
01:04:53,861 --> 01:04:57,197
Of course. And he has personally
authorised me to instruct you...
724
01:04:57,322 --> 01:05:01,243
...to put Dr. Steve Mills back to work at
Haddonkirk Laboratories tomorrow.
725
01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:04,371
-Mills? But he almost blew the place--
-Shut up, Budlong.
726
01:05:04,496 --> 01:05:05,456
No arguments.
727
01:05:05,581 --> 01:05:09,084
We can't afford to waste
billions and billions of dollars.
728
01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:11,545
Have I made myself clear, Meathead?
729
01:05:11,753 --> 01:05:12,838
Yes. I....
730
01:05:13,838 --> 01:05:16,215
-And how's Skippy?
-She's fine.
731
01:05:16,674 --> 01:05:18,467
Tell her I asked after her.
732
01:05:19,135 --> 01:05:21,095
A beautiful, desirable woman.
733
01:05:21,512 --> 01:05:22,555
Yes, sir.
734
01:05:24,849 --> 01:05:26,309
Who is Carl Sagan?
735
01:05:30,271 --> 01:05:31,230
Bravo, Bag.
736
01:05:31,355 --> 01:05:34,191
Now we've got to get Dr. Steve
something to eat.
737
01:05:34,275 --> 01:05:37,319
You're right. He should have no excuses
not to work.
738
01:05:58,424 --> 01:06:00,009
Hands on the wheel!
739
01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,126
That's what we need.
740
01:07:17,959 --> 01:07:19,877
$416.80.
741
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:28,970
What's this?
742
01:07:29,595 --> 01:07:30,638
It's a diamond.
743
01:07:30,722 --> 01:07:34,684
I'm sorry, we don't take diamonds
at this branch. Money only.
744
01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,862
Haven't you got anything smaller?
745
01:08:04,129 --> 01:08:05,296
What did I just do?
746
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:09,634
It's called a sneeze. From the flour.
But only humans are supposed to do it.
747
01:08:09,717 --> 01:08:11,344
What did it feel like?
748
01:08:14,305 --> 01:08:15,473
Very funny.
749
01:08:16,015 --> 01:08:19,060
Very good. Very liberating.
750
01:08:22,063 --> 01:08:23,648
This is my house.
751
01:08:25,066 --> 01:08:28,444
I actually had a good time.
Maybe we can do it again sometime.
752
01:08:28,528 --> 01:08:30,780
Maybe next time we can even dance.
753
01:08:31,906 --> 01:08:33,574
-I am starving.
-Okay.
754
01:08:54,469 --> 01:08:56,012
Just what I needed.
755
01:09:02,102 --> 01:09:04,104
I could have a banquet down this block.
756
01:09:04,187 --> 01:09:05,772
We've got work to do.
757
01:09:06,314 --> 01:09:07,482
All right.
758
01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:39,012
Did you see Uncle Ron's new invention?
759
01:09:39,096 --> 01:09:42,766
It's an all-snap shirt where
the snaps look like buttons. Great?
760
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,560
Except they rust in the wash.
761
01:09:47,104 --> 01:09:49,147
-Good morning, dear.
-Good morning.
762
01:09:49,231 --> 01:09:52,818
-I made you breakfast, my family.
-So that's what you've been up to?
763
01:09:52,901 --> 01:09:54,236
Did you sleep well?
764
01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,029
Yes.
765
01:09:56,113 --> 01:09:57,239
Did you?
766
01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:03,829
Hello.
767
01:10:05,038 --> 01:10:06,248
Dr. Budlong.
768
01:10:06,748 --> 01:10:07,958
How are you?
769
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,126
Fine. Thank you.
770
01:10:12,087 --> 01:10:14,464
No, I don't know Dr. Sagan personally.
771
01:10:16,257 --> 01:10:18,926
The President's Most Secret
None More Secret?
772
01:10:27,476 --> 01:10:29,186
I've been thinking, too.
773
01:10:29,436 --> 01:10:32,356
About the explosion
and the damage and everything.
774
01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:37,236
Really? You mean it?
775
01:10:37,945 --> 01:10:39,530
When can I start back?
776
01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,575
No, not today. Today's my honeymoon.
777
01:10:45,661 --> 01:10:46,912
A foreign gal.
778
01:10:47,162 --> 01:10:48,747
She's a head-spinner.
779
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,251
Fine.
780
01:10:55,671 --> 01:10:59,883
Thank you. Surely you and Skippy
must remember from your own experience.
781
01:11:00,676 --> 01:11:03,762
This is Mrs. Mills. lgnore my husband
on anything but science.
782
01:11:03,845 --> 01:11:06,639
He'll be there in 15 minutes.
Maybe less. Yes, bye.
783
01:11:06,889 --> 01:11:10,685
Sweetie, wait a minute. I don't wanna
go to work today. It's our honeymoon.
784
01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:12,561
I wanna clean the place up for you.
785
01:11:12,645 --> 01:11:14,522
I'll clean the house so you don't see a dust.
786
01:11:14,605 --> 01:11:17,274
I'm Dutch. Did you ever see
a dirty street in Hague?
787
01:11:17,358 --> 01:11:18,984
We are ready to clean.
788
01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:23,239
Great, let's do it together.
And we can watch my Durante tapes.
789
01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:25,908
Let's put an end
to this silly argument right now.
790
01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:28,494
I'll arm-wrestle you for it. Winner cleans.
791
01:11:28,577 --> 01:11:30,788
You sure you really want to do this?
792
01:11:30,871 --> 01:11:31,914
Come on.
793
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:38,170
One, two, three. Okay, lady wins.
Now let's eat right up and get to work.
794
01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,091
That's quite a forearm you've got there.
795
01:11:42,174 --> 01:11:43,634
And remember the thrust.
796
01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:47,304
Four hundred megawatts and lightning
isn't enough to go extragalactic.
797
01:11:49,515 --> 01:11:52,601
-What's this?
-Your martini. Would you like one, dear?
798
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:53,936
No, thank you.
799
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:01,359
And finally your turkey.
800
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:03,903
Dig right in.
801
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:08,407
Eat fast, solve all your problems,
and fulfil yourself. I'll make the beds.
802
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:14,747
Quite a spread.
803
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,541
Daddy, don't you think
this is pretty strange?
804
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,002
Your stepmother's just full of surprises.
805
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:21,629
I know how happy you are...
806
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:25,674
...and I wouldn't do anything in the world
to get in the way of that happiness.
807
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,386
-But last night, after my date--
-Your date?
808
01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:29,845
How'd your date go?
809
01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:33,140
Fine, but Dad, I saw her drink
the battery juice from your Honda.
810
01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:33,974
Jessie!
811
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:37,895
Not only that, I saw her lift
a burning hot pan with her bare hands!
812
01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:41,148
Now I wish I didn't have to go to the lab.
813
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,942
-Your new mother--
-Stepmother!
814
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,277
Stepmother loves you very much.
815
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,862
She's concerned that she won't fit in
around here.
816
01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,697
She knows there'll be problems--
817
01:12:49,781 --> 01:12:53,993
Dad, if the car won't start, will you
at least give me the benefit of the doubt?
818
01:13:02,752 --> 01:13:05,630
Nothing happened, Jess.
You must have dreamed it.
819
01:13:12,678 --> 01:13:14,555
-Bye.
-Not you.
820
01:13:15,973 --> 01:13:18,142
We do the rest of the house in 14 seconds.
821
01:13:18,226 --> 01:13:21,479
Then Council provides the lightning.
He does the transmission...
822
01:13:21,562 --> 01:13:23,981
...and we head the 92 light years home.
823
01:13:38,953 --> 01:13:40,789
Setty Lab. This is Mills.
824
01:13:41,081 --> 01:13:43,917
Dad, come home right away.
The house is on fire.
825
01:13:47,712 --> 01:13:50,799
You can't leave now! What if we get rain?
826
01:13:53,051 --> 01:13:53,885
Jessie!
827
01:13:55,261 --> 01:13:56,387
Stay away from me.
828
01:13:56,471 --> 01:13:58,348
No, it's not what you think.
829
01:14:06,648 --> 01:14:08,066
You are an alien!
830
01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:18,409
Oh, my God!
831
01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:26,166
And you!
832
01:14:27,501 --> 01:14:29,002
Quiet!
833
01:14:33,089 --> 01:14:35,008
-Bag, let her down!
-Not yet.
834
01:14:35,258 --> 01:14:36,676
What do you want?
835
01:14:36,927 --> 01:14:39,054
We're from Co-sign into the Eighth.
836
01:14:39,137 --> 01:14:42,057
Ninety-two light years
and two solar systems away.
837
01:14:42,724 --> 01:14:46,603
Your father penetrated our atmosphere
with a radar beam nine days ago.
838
01:14:47,812 --> 01:14:50,982
We must duplicate that transmission
in 12 hours...
839
01:14:51,649 --> 01:14:54,194
...or our civilisation will be destroyed.
840
01:14:54,361 --> 01:14:57,989
Is that why you're here?
But he doesn't know how he did it!
841
01:14:58,448 --> 01:15:00,784
-We assume that's a lie.
-No, it's not.
842
01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:04,704
You should know him well enough
to know he doesn't lie.
843
01:15:05,413 --> 01:15:08,541
Could that be the truth?
Could it be it was just an accident?
844
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:11,461
No! The teenager is lying, too.
845
01:15:12,295 --> 01:15:14,088
No, I don't think so.
846
01:15:14,547 --> 01:15:17,174
We have to find out
or we'll never be able to leave.
847
01:15:17,257 --> 01:15:19,843
Leave? But what about my father?
848
01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:24,181
He loves you. For the first time
in five years he loves someone.
849
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,726
You're gonna kill that in him.
He'll never recover.
850
01:15:27,851 --> 01:15:30,854
Celeste doesn't care. Right, Celeste?
851
01:15:31,521 --> 01:15:32,814
Right, Celeste?
852
01:15:33,607 --> 01:15:34,649
Right.
853
01:15:37,319 --> 01:15:39,654
If you don't say anything,
we'll let you down.
854
01:15:39,738 --> 01:15:40,989
No, we won't!
855
01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:43,408
I'm in charge of this mission.
856
01:15:44,117 --> 01:15:46,495
Will you not tell your father
until we've gone?
857
01:15:46,578 --> 01:15:48,663
Yes, just don't hurt him.
858
01:15:54,461 --> 01:15:55,879
-Let her down.
-Celeste!
859
01:15:55,962 --> 01:15:57,422
Let her down!
860
01:16:00,133 --> 01:16:02,093
That wasn't necessary.
861
01:16:06,096 --> 01:16:07,931
Give the dog back his bark.
862
01:16:08,307 --> 01:16:10,434
Celeste, your attitude sucks.
863
01:16:14,438 --> 01:16:16,857
-Ciao, baby.
-What's this about a fire?
864
01:16:18,609 --> 01:16:19,568
Daddy!
865
01:16:19,651 --> 01:16:21,820
You said there was a fire!
What's going on?
866
01:16:21,904 --> 01:16:24,239
I had to say there was a fire.
What was I to say?
867
01:16:24,323 --> 01:16:26,325
"The living room's spotless, come home."
868
01:16:26,408 --> 01:16:28,327
Why did you call me? Why did you lie?
869
01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:32,039
I had to. Daddy, you married a person
from another planet.
870
01:16:32,122 --> 01:16:33,874
Celeste doesn't come from Holland.
871
01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:37,586
She comes from a place 92 light years
and two solar systems away.
872
01:16:37,753 --> 01:16:39,963
Not again. You're going in for counselling.
873
01:16:40,047 --> 01:16:44,259
She does. She took away Dave's bark
and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes.
874
01:16:46,386 --> 01:16:48,597
Celeste is not from another planet.
875
01:16:49,514 --> 01:16:51,600
Your stepmother is not an alien.
876
01:16:52,601 --> 01:16:56,228
I mean, please, this is a fantasy.
Don't you think I know aliens?
877
01:16:56,854 --> 01:16:58,606
It's my business to know.
878
01:16:58,772 --> 01:17:00,858
Why do we never see her eat or sleep?
879
01:17:00,941 --> 01:17:04,570
And how come we suddenly get
a new living room in one afternoon?
880
01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:08,032
And inside that bag there's a horrible eye.
881
01:17:09,283 --> 01:17:12,244
Just like why my car wouldn't start
this morning?
882
01:17:12,453 --> 01:17:14,121
Just look inside.
883
01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:21,295
I come home from the lab
to look in a purse.
884
01:17:25,841 --> 01:17:27,760
Lipstick. Passion pink.
885
01:17:30,012 --> 01:17:32,681
Mascara. Unusual for a purse, isn't it?
886
01:17:33,849 --> 01:17:36,977
Q-tips. An eye!
887
01:17:37,144 --> 01:17:38,896
Jessie, there's no eye in here.
888
01:17:38,979 --> 01:17:41,940
She made it disappear.
There was one in there.
889
01:17:42,316 --> 01:17:45,235
And she did lift up the bacon
without a potholder.
890
01:17:45,736 --> 01:17:48,404
And what about all that food
she cooked for breakfast?
891
01:17:48,487 --> 01:17:50,865
You don't have an answer
and you won't believe me.
892
01:17:50,948 --> 01:17:54,910
And she's gonna be gone in 12 hours,
and why won't you listen to me?
893
01:17:55,119 --> 01:17:57,663
Now, honey, come on. Jessie, come here.
894
01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:02,543
Jessie, where are you going?
895
01:18:06,839 --> 01:18:08,549
Come back here, Jessie.
896
01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:11,552
Get off the street!
897
01:18:12,678 --> 01:18:15,890
Jessie, you bring that bike back here now!
Hey, come on.
898
01:18:17,683 --> 01:18:19,226
-Stop!
-What's wrong?
899
01:18:22,354 --> 01:18:23,522
Come on!
900
01:18:50,006 --> 01:18:52,842
I'm sorry, I didn't see her. Is she all right?
901
01:18:53,593 --> 01:18:54,760
She's okay.
902
01:18:55,011 --> 01:18:56,429
I didn't see her.
903
01:18:56,596 --> 01:18:57,889
It's all right.
904
01:19:07,231 --> 01:19:09,650
You gave yourself away to save my life.
905
01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:29,627
I'll be right back.
906
01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:49,522
Do you really have to go?
907
01:19:51,858 --> 01:19:54,193
It's the same on both our planets.
908
01:19:55,278 --> 01:19:58,364
Just when you get to know someone
they have to leave.
909
01:19:59,031 --> 01:20:03,161
My mom, I mean, my first mom,
had to leave, too.
910
01:20:04,662 --> 01:20:09,041
I know you have to go.
This isn't your home. I understand that.
911
01:20:12,879 --> 01:20:15,089
Can you at least wait till morning?
912
01:20:17,465 --> 01:20:18,508
I'll try.
913
01:20:54,586 --> 01:20:56,296
Where's your spaceship?
914
01:20:58,381 --> 01:21:00,091
Behind your moon, Steve.
915
01:21:00,508 --> 01:21:01,843
What do you do up there?
916
01:21:01,926 --> 01:21:05,513
Meditate? Plan how to break hearts?
If you know what they are.
917
01:21:09,099 --> 01:21:12,394
We are where you will be in 55 centuries.
If you make it.
918
01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:15,814
I'm 1,296 years old.
919
01:21:18,024 --> 01:21:20,610
We reproduce by synthesis in a petri dish.
920
01:21:21,778 --> 01:21:26,157
We use 104 percent of our brain capacity
as opposed to your 36 percent.
921
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:30,954
Our lives are spent in perfect harmony...
922
01:21:31,371 --> 01:21:36,042
...improving our civilisation with none of
the erratic highs and lows you have here.
923
01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:38,503
I see. Sort of like Switzerland.
924
01:21:40,046 --> 01:21:41,965
Why do you reproduce in a petri dish?
925
01:21:42,048 --> 01:21:44,759
We learned that sex was
inefficient and messy.
926
01:21:44,843 --> 01:21:47,178
So you got rid of it, just like that?
927
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,432
I must admit, we were a little hasty
on that one.
928
01:21:50,515 --> 01:21:53,852
You mean I married a virgin?
Mother would be proud.
929
01:21:57,437 --> 01:22:00,107
Don't you ever do stuff like
go on vacation?
930
01:22:00,357 --> 01:22:01,525
Sure we do.
931
01:22:01,775 --> 01:22:03,360
What do you do on vacation?
932
01:22:03,443 --> 01:22:04,403
Math.
933
01:22:05,696 --> 01:22:07,531
What do you do to have fun?
934
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,283
Graphs.
935
01:22:12,327 --> 01:22:14,997
We go to warm places together
and hold hands.
936
01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:20,919
It's too bad you don't eat food.
937
01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:23,672
You might find it could be
quite pleasurable.
938
01:22:24,214 --> 01:22:25,799
You get pleasure out of food?
939
01:22:25,882 --> 01:22:27,467
-Here.
-No, thank you.
940
01:22:27,717 --> 01:22:30,470
If you want my secrets
you'll eat my sandwich.
941
01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:37,894
Chew!
942
01:22:52,449 --> 01:22:55,160
This is fun. What is it?
943
01:22:58,038 --> 01:23:00,124
Ham and cheese on rye with mayo.
944
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:05,212
And I love the way it feels
against the roof of my mouth...
945
01:23:05,754 --> 01:23:07,756
...and the sides of my tongue.
946
01:23:07,923 --> 01:23:09,341
This is fun.
947
01:23:09,967 --> 01:23:11,468
Here, wash it down.
948
01:23:19,476 --> 01:23:21,228
This makes me smile, too.
949
01:23:22,896 --> 01:23:24,606
Seagram's Scotch Whiskey.
950
01:23:28,735 --> 01:23:29,736
Celeste?
951
01:23:30,862 --> 01:23:32,447
Did you ever like me?
952
01:23:34,157 --> 01:23:37,660
Steve, of course I did. I do.
953
01:23:38,244 --> 01:23:39,954
It wasn't just physics?
954
01:23:40,871 --> 01:23:45,209
No. If I were an Earth person
I would do exactly what we did.
955
01:23:45,835 --> 01:23:49,755
-It might have taken a little longer, but--
-Then why can't you stay?
956
01:23:51,632 --> 01:23:52,883
I just can't.
957
01:23:53,050 --> 01:23:55,261
What if I never sent
the transmission again?
958
01:23:55,344 --> 01:23:58,222
Then nobody would be able
to use it against you ever.
959
01:23:59,223 --> 01:24:01,892
Unfortunately that's not the history
of your planet.
960
01:24:01,976 --> 01:24:05,229
And if you don't do that transmission,
my planet will die.
961
01:24:08,982 --> 01:24:10,693
-Are you mad at me?
-Mad?
962
01:24:10,818 --> 01:24:14,738
I'm furious. I'm confused, I'm upset,
I'm frustrated, I'm furious!
963
01:24:14,947 --> 01:24:18,283
You're everything I ever wanted
in a human and an extraterrestrial.
964
01:24:18,367 --> 01:24:21,286
If I send the transmission,
which I don't know how to do...
965
01:24:21,370 --> 01:24:23,080
...and save your planet, I lose you.
966
01:24:23,163 --> 01:24:26,083
If I don't send it,
you stay but I kill a whole planet.
967
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,043
But I'd make a lousy Earth person.
968
01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,796
I made way too much breakfast,
and the dog hates me.
969
01:24:31,879 --> 01:24:34,757
The dog loves you. We all love you.
970
01:24:35,967 --> 01:24:38,844
Don't you see, that's why it's so hard.
971
01:24:40,262 --> 01:24:42,223
That's why I'm so torn apart.
972
01:24:43,265 --> 01:24:44,809
I feel like Durante.
973
01:24:48,562 --> 01:24:51,190
"Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go
974
01:24:51,273 --> 01:24:53,567
"Still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay
975
01:24:53,692 --> 01:24:55,820
"Knew it was right wasn't wrong
976
01:24:55,945 --> 01:24:57,571
"Go stay, stay go"
977
01:24:59,031 --> 01:25:00,741
That's exactly how I feel.
978
01:25:01,075 --> 01:25:02,535
You know this song?
979
01:25:03,244 --> 01:25:05,704
I feel just like you and Durante.
980
01:25:06,539 --> 01:25:09,458
I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
981
01:25:11,168 --> 01:25:12,711
I feel only one way.
982
01:25:13,754 --> 01:25:15,297
I want you to stay.
983
01:25:28,810 --> 01:25:31,979
Boy, talk about being tied to your work.
984
01:25:32,855 --> 01:25:36,359
I spend my whole career trying to prove
there's life on other planets...
985
01:25:36,442 --> 01:25:38,402
...and when I find it, I marry it.
986
01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:45,785
Lightning.
987
01:25:47,245 --> 01:25:48,621
You shocked me.
988
01:25:50,248 --> 01:25:53,167
Static electricity.
The metal in Ron's snaps.
989
01:25:59,799 --> 01:26:00,800
Snaps.
990
01:26:01,050 --> 01:26:02,259
Ron's buttons.
991
01:26:03,177 --> 01:26:05,137
The cage around the Klystron.
992
01:26:05,346 --> 01:26:07,556
That's the wild card! Come on.
993
01:26:11,893 --> 01:26:12,894
He knows.
994
01:26:14,229 --> 01:26:15,772
He's a true scientist.
995
01:26:15,855 --> 01:26:19,817
You realise, of course, as soon as
we've made contact we'll have to leave.
996
01:26:22,028 --> 01:26:24,697
-I'm aware of that.
-Right after we kill them.
997
01:26:24,864 --> 01:26:27,700
-Kill them?
-Not just them. The whole thing.
998
01:26:27,784 --> 01:26:29,494
What do you call it? Earth.
999
01:26:29,577 --> 01:26:30,954
We're not killing anybody.
1000
01:26:31,079 --> 01:26:33,414
We'll get what we need
and leave Earth as we found it.
1001
01:26:33,539 --> 01:26:35,750
I'm afraid not.
We're wiping out everything.
1002
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:40,671
People, land mass, water.
The Council has told me to take care of it.
1003
01:26:40,797 --> 01:26:42,423
We're not going to do anything.
1004
01:26:42,548 --> 01:26:45,218
Eight minutes after he
transmits that signal...
1005
01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:46,761
...here's Earth!
1006
01:26:54,727 --> 01:26:56,979
Jessie, sweetie! It's time.
1007
01:26:57,647 --> 01:26:59,022
Come on, get up.
1008
01:27:08,573 --> 01:27:09,699
Be careful.
1009
01:27:44,734 --> 01:27:46,194
Ron, it's Celeste.
1010
01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:49,905
Celeste! It's Ron!
1011
01:27:50,572 --> 01:27:54,409
Ron, it's just not working out.
Steve and I simply aren't compatible.
1012
01:27:54,534 --> 01:27:55,535
What?
1013
01:27:56,161 --> 01:27:59,289
Our physical relationship
just isn't what it should be.
1014
01:27:59,831 --> 01:28:02,501
I need to talk to someone.
I need to talk to you.
1015
01:28:04,211 --> 01:28:07,964
About your physical relationship?
1016
01:28:10,467 --> 01:28:14,095
Could you come to the lab, and we
could discuss these matters of the flesh?
1017
01:28:14,221 --> 01:28:18,767
The flesh? Yes, sure.
But, I mean, he's my brother.
1018
01:28:19,517 --> 01:28:22,103
But we don't need to tell
Steve everything.
1019
01:28:23,980 --> 01:28:26,900
And Ron, would you mind
doing me a little favour?
1020
01:28:27,651 --> 01:28:31,112
I left my purse in the bedroom at home.
Bye.
1021
01:28:34,074 --> 01:28:37,243
This is terrible. What am I going to do?
He's my own brother!
1022
01:28:37,327 --> 01:28:39,578
This is terrible. My own brother!
1023
01:28:40,746 --> 01:28:41,997
And yet.
1024
01:28:59,973 --> 01:29:03,143
Where've you been all day?
This rain could stop at any minute.
1025
01:29:03,226 --> 01:29:05,771
Grady, we need a conductor. A conductor.
1026
01:29:07,773 --> 01:29:08,857
Solid tin.
1027
01:29:10,025 --> 01:29:12,360
Next year when they give out
that Nobel Prize...
1028
01:29:12,444 --> 01:29:14,905
...I'll be up there, and I'll tell them about--
1029
01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,448
Steve, darling.
1030
01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:29,210
See what did it? Ronnie put his jacket
on the chair and it had brass buttons.
1031
01:29:29,293 --> 01:29:30,669
It was a short circuit.
1032
01:29:30,753 --> 01:29:34,757
Electrical impulse bouncing between
the Klystron and the fried buttons.
1033
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:37,426
It threw the power way beyond
400 megawatts!
1034
01:29:41,347 --> 01:29:43,015
Telescope's all set, Dr. Mills.
1035
01:29:43,098 --> 01:29:45,934
You won't forget to tell Dr. Sagan
how helpful I've been?
1036
01:29:46,018 --> 01:29:47,519
Carl Sagan? Sure.
1037
01:29:48,353 --> 01:29:50,314
Now all we need is the lightning.
1038
01:29:50,647 --> 01:29:52,983
Watch the monitors.
That's where the action is.
1039
01:29:53,066 --> 01:29:54,735
All right, put these on.
1040
01:29:56,028 --> 01:29:57,279
Put those on.
1041
01:29:58,447 --> 01:29:59,907
Okay, set your attractors.
1042
01:29:59,990 --> 01:30:01,450
Set your attractors.
1043
01:30:02,576 --> 01:30:04,494
Steve, I have to talk to you.
1044
01:30:05,078 --> 01:30:06,038
Bag!
1045
01:30:06,205 --> 01:30:08,874
You've signed your own
death warrant, sister!
1046
01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:13,211
-Prepare to initiate the system.
-Prepare to initiate the system.
1047
01:30:13,295 --> 01:30:15,547
I've got to. I want to kill myself.
1048
01:30:15,631 --> 01:30:17,716
-I'm in love with your wife.
-What?
1049
01:30:17,799 --> 01:30:19,508
Steve, the reflectors.
1050
01:30:20,468 --> 01:30:21,510
Ready!
1051
01:30:23,346 --> 01:30:24,305
Now!
1052
01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:32,772
Jesus!
1053
01:30:41,405 --> 01:30:43,866
Great! Nothing's changed here!
1054
01:30:52,249 --> 01:30:53,334
Daddy, look!
1055
01:30:53,417 --> 01:30:54,585
I know!
1056
01:30:55,544 --> 01:30:56,837
I'll be damned!
1057
01:31:03,510 --> 01:31:04,845
We did it again!
1058
01:31:05,012 --> 01:31:06,054
Science!
1059
01:31:07,055 --> 01:31:09,140
Steve, didn't you hear what I said?
1060
01:31:09,223 --> 01:31:11,142
I am in love with your wife.
1061
01:31:11,350 --> 01:31:14,562
She's in love with me.
It's a whole thing. We gotta talk.
1062
01:31:15,688 --> 01:31:17,023
Get rid of that bag.
1063
01:31:17,148 --> 01:31:18,149
The bag?
1064
01:31:18,232 --> 01:31:20,401
That bag will destroy your planet.
1065
01:31:21,777 --> 01:31:25,031
Babe, I love ya, we'll get rid of the bag.
I mean, what's in it?
1066
01:31:25,114 --> 01:31:28,159
A little eyeliner, a little lipstick,
a little eye.
1067
01:31:40,755 --> 01:31:42,131
Lights out!
1068
01:31:55,853 --> 01:31:58,439
T-minus ten seconds and counting.
1069
01:31:59,106 --> 01:32:00,940
Ten, nine, eight....
1070
01:32:03,651 --> 01:32:05,820
I am indestructible.
1071
01:32:06,738 --> 01:32:10,325
Seven, six, five, four, three....
1072
01:32:35,725 --> 01:32:39,186
You do a woman a favour
and the eye in her purse attacks you.
1073
01:32:44,859 --> 01:32:46,485
Is the pocketbook dead?
1074
01:32:46,569 --> 01:32:49,946
Of course, you nincompoop.
1075
01:32:50,488 --> 01:32:52,032
Please, step outside.
1076
01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,753
I'm in hell! This is hell!
1077
01:33:06,379 --> 01:33:08,214
The transmission was a success.
1078
01:33:10,216 --> 01:33:13,678
Our gravity has already begun to revert.
We have been saved.
1079
01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:18,057
Why has this planet not been dispatched?
1080
01:33:18,182 --> 01:33:20,852
You never said you were going
to destroy this place.
1081
01:33:20,935 --> 01:33:23,354
We must! They know how to destroy us.
1082
01:33:23,896 --> 01:33:27,150
Council, Dr. Mills never meant
to hurt anyone.
1083
01:33:27,358 --> 01:33:31,029
There are too many strange and
good things that go on here to destroy it.
1084
01:33:31,112 --> 01:33:34,031
They have war, they have indifference,
they have suffering.
1085
01:33:34,115 --> 01:33:36,367
Yes, but they also have jitterbugs.
1086
01:33:36,784 --> 01:33:38,453
-Jitterbugs?
-Frivolous!
1087
01:33:38,536 --> 01:33:39,703
And children.
1088
01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:44,040
Jokes. And ham and cheese
on rye with mayo!
1089
01:33:44,457 --> 01:33:45,667
Mediocre.
1090
01:33:46,334 --> 01:33:47,961
And making love.
1091
01:33:48,587 --> 01:33:49,754
And sneezes.
1092
01:33:49,838 --> 01:33:50,964
Sneezes?
1093
01:33:51,089 --> 01:33:52,757
And Jimmy Durante!
1094
01:33:54,759 --> 01:33:55,719
Jimmy?
1095
01:33:58,054 --> 01:33:59,306
Show me Jimmy.
1096
01:34:05,311 --> 01:34:06,896
They want to see Jimmy.
1097
01:34:06,980 --> 01:34:08,356
Come on.
1098
01:34:10,692 --> 01:34:11,693
Grady.
1099
01:34:13,153 --> 01:34:16,656
Jimmy Durante from
The Man Who Came To Dinner.
1100
01:34:21,953 --> 01:34:24,539
Hello, up there,
you omnipotent superbeings...
1101
01:34:24,622 --> 01:34:26,958
...from some other dimensional planet.
1102
01:34:27,542 --> 01:34:28,585
Hit it!
1103
01:34:30,419 --> 01:34:33,046
"Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go
1104
01:34:33,130 --> 01:34:36,091
"But still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay
1105
01:34:36,174 --> 01:34:41,763
"You knew it was right wasn't wrong
Still you know you wouldn't be very long
1106
01:34:49,646 --> 01:34:52,315
"It's tough to have the feeling
that you wanted to go
1107
01:34:52,399 --> 01:34:54,734
"Still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay
1108
01:34:54,818 --> 01:34:57,195
"Start to go, change your mind
1109
01:34:57,279 --> 01:34:59,573
"Start to go again
But change your mind again
1110
01:34:59,656 --> 01:35:02,325
"It's tough to have the feeling
that you wanted to go
1111
01:35:02,409 --> 01:35:04,744
"Still have the feeling
that you wanted to stay
1112
01:35:04,828 --> 01:35:06,621
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
1113
01:35:06,913 --> 01:35:08,206
"l go
1114
01:35:08,832 --> 01:35:10,500
"l stay"
1115
01:35:17,590 --> 01:35:18,717
Kill them.
1116
01:35:23,262 --> 01:35:26,598
Hey, you! This is an English automobile!
1117
01:35:33,939 --> 01:35:35,732
We have never had sneezes.
1118
01:35:38,652 --> 01:35:42,698
Sneezing makes the head tingle.
The whole body feels alive.
1119
01:35:43,657 --> 01:35:45,367
What else is like this?
1120
01:35:47,452 --> 01:35:50,330
Sir, can you see with my eyes?
1121
01:35:50,872 --> 01:35:51,999
Of course.
1122
01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:54,501
Then this is why.
1123
01:36:20,526 --> 01:36:21,610
I see.
1124
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:24,571
This...
1125
01:36:25,906 --> 01:36:29,868
...what do you call it? Earth.
Deserves more study.
1126
01:36:30,661 --> 01:36:32,871
It's too weird to destroy.
1127
01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:38,043
It will be spared.
1128
01:36:41,672 --> 01:36:43,841
Celeste, it is time to come home.
1129
01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:27,132
Now come home, Celeste.
1130
01:37:33,389 --> 01:37:34,890
Sir, I am home.
1131
01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:37,851
It's no use. I can't go.
1132
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,021
That is impossible.
1133
01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:43,232
Celeste, you must return.
1134
01:37:43,315 --> 01:37:45,234
Wait. Come on now.
1135
01:37:48,028 --> 01:37:50,030
Hi. Steve Mills.
1136
01:37:50,239 --> 01:37:53,074
You look like a reasonable
bunch of superbeings.
1137
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,869
We really have to work this out.
1138
01:37:57,453 --> 01:37:58,704
I'm in love...
1139
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,624
...with your Chief Extragalactic Probist.
1140
01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:04,001
What do you mean, no?
1141
01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:08,172
We need someone to tell us
about your war and making love...
1142
01:38:08,756 --> 01:38:10,716
...and all your fuzziness.
1143
01:38:12,051 --> 01:38:13,386
Excuse me...
1144
01:38:14,595 --> 01:38:16,514
...Big Thing in the Sky...
1145
01:38:16,597 --> 01:38:19,141
...you need someone
to tell you about making love?
1146
01:38:19,225 --> 01:38:21,852
We need someone to tell us
about everything.
1147
01:38:23,312 --> 01:38:25,648
Does anyone up there
look as good as she does?
1148
01:38:25,731 --> 01:38:27,483
Everyone does.
1149
01:38:28,317 --> 01:38:29,693
-Better.
-Really?
1150
01:38:30,778 --> 01:38:32,071
It's impossible.
1151
01:38:32,154 --> 01:38:36,867
Sir? He knows more than I do
about all things down here.
1152
01:38:38,035 --> 01:38:39,787
It's an interesting idea.
1153
01:38:41,204 --> 01:38:42,413
He can come.
1154
01:38:48,378 --> 01:38:50,338
Who's gonna drive this thing?
1155
01:38:51,047 --> 01:38:55,009
Group Captain Winnek Woofet
and the 12th Navigational Command.
1156
01:39:10,900 --> 01:39:14,654
My God!
She looks just like Princess Stephanie.
1157
01:39:17,156 --> 01:39:19,534
She looks just like Princess Stephanie, too.
1158
01:39:19,826 --> 01:39:21,244
If you say so.
1159
01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:26,999
They all look like Princess Stephanie.
1160
01:39:32,921 --> 01:39:34,673
Can I ask you a question?
1161
01:39:38,176 --> 01:39:40,595
You think my Rolls would be impressive?
1162
01:39:45,975 --> 01:39:47,977
-Might be.
-Can I bring it?
1163
01:39:48,436 --> 01:39:49,729
Yes, of course.
1164
01:39:55,568 --> 01:39:57,737
-Goodbye, my dear.
-Bye, Uncle Ron.
1165
01:39:57,904 --> 01:39:59,155
Bye, my dear.
1166
01:40:04,327 --> 01:40:08,831
Ron, are you sure you want to do this?
You're making a pretty radical move here.
1167
01:40:12,418 --> 01:40:14,796
They all look like Princess Stephanie.
1168
01:40:15,672 --> 01:40:17,215
They do, don't they?
1169
01:40:21,343 --> 01:40:22,719
Time's wasting.
1170
01:40:24,429 --> 01:40:26,807
Where are the keys to your beachhouse?
1171
01:40:32,813 --> 01:40:33,897
Enjoy.
1172
01:40:35,774 --> 01:40:38,944
Have a nice drive. Flight. Trip.
1173
01:40:40,612 --> 01:40:42,572
Get the heck off this planet.
1174
01:41:14,895 --> 01:41:16,146
Come on.
1175
01:41:16,647 --> 01:41:18,232
Right over here, baby.
1176
01:41:18,941 --> 01:41:21,443
-What is it?
-It's a car.
1177
01:41:42,464 --> 01:41:44,341
We'll be in touch, Celeste.
1178
01:41:44,716 --> 01:41:47,969
Enjoy your humanity while it lasts.
1179
01:42:06,195 --> 01:42:08,322
A little one-on-one dad?
1180
01:42:09,406 --> 01:42:10,532
No thanks, honey.
1181
01:42:10,616 --> 01:42:14,870
I think Celeste and I are going upstairs
and get some sleep.
1182
01:42:15,746 --> 01:42:17,122
I get it.
1183
01:42:18,791 --> 01:42:20,292
I'll be right up.
1184
01:42:30,844 --> 01:42:32,930
Are you human or what?
1185
01:42:33,889 --> 01:42:35,849
Human. Every part.
1186
01:42:40,020 --> 01:42:43,398
All that power to do stuff
left with Bag, right?
1187
01:42:44,066 --> 01:42:45,400
I guess so.
1188
01:42:46,777 --> 01:42:47,861
Drive!
1189
01:42:48,945 --> 01:42:50,030
Drive!
1190
01:47:40,770 --> 01:47:45,984
Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash,
wherever you are.
89863
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