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(wings fluttering)
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Man] You have spoken to
the police commissioner?
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- [Announcer] Yes, yes, he's fully aware.
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He knows to leave us all alone.
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Our mayor buys him off
with whine and cheese.
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- [Man] That's good to hear.
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How long until you start?
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- [Announcer] Only in a few minutes now.
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George, where's my cup of tea?
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Sorry dear.
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- [Man] You still broadcast by radio?
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- [Announcer] It's a dying media, I know.
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Everyone streams and downloads nowadays.
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Do you know my grandson
saw my hand radio last week
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and asked, what's that?
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- [Man] I guess anyone random listening in
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would bore easily.
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- [Announcer] I had the
thought recently, you know,
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what young people nowadays
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find to be the scariest
sound in the whole world?
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Silence.
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Man] Uh, hello?
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Hello council member, hello?
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- [Announcer] See, unnerving isn't it?
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Kids can't handle it.
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Everything gets faster,
louder, and flashier.
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Silence is so uncomfortable.
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- [Man] You make a good point.
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- [Announcer] George, my cup of tea.
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- [Man] Yeah, I better
let you get started.
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This is your 20th year.
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Best of luck, council member.
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- [Announcer] Counting down, thank you.
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George, tea.
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I am live in 10,
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nine,
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eight,
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seven,
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six,
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five,
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four,
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three.
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- [Voice] Community
broadcast is commencing.
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Community broadcast is commencing.
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- [Announcer] Good
evening, Hills residents.
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Thank you for joining in.
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Tonight, we are going to
do the candidate lottery.
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First candidate, it is
green ball number 13.
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Red ball number 11.
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Silver ball number 19.
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- Shit.
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(suspenseful music)
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- And now, Hills residents,
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we come to the lottery
for the second candidate.
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First ball is silver ball number seven.
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Second ball is green ball number five.
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Third ball is red ball number 14.
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- Thank God, thank God.
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Bec] This is Andy's first
time trying a bubble tea.
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- [Announcer] Now, I'm just
reminding the Hills residents,
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there have two more lotteries to come.
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I'm gonna go over those numbers again.
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It's a silver number seven,
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it's a green number five
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and it's a red number 14.
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(suspenseful music)
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Remember, there are 12
days to go till Christmas.
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(suspenseful music)
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I do wish you all the very best of luck.
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Dad] Go on Hannah, stand next to it.
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- I really don't want to.
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- [Dad] Why not?
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- It's weird.
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- It's Santa Claus.
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- It's not Santa Claus,
it looks like crap.
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- [Dad] Just let me film you with it,
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it'll make a great video
to send to grandma.
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That's great, smile Hannah,
say Merry Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas.
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- Aw come on, get down closer to it.
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I'll get a shot of him
with his arm around you.
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- No, you.
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- It's not going to bite,
it'll take two seconds.
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- Merry Christmas.
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- Look at the camera.
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(screaming)
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(suspenseful music)
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(suspenseful music)
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- My makeup looks so bad.
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- Really?
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I think this looks amazing.
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- What, my makeup?
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- No, our faces!
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- Okay.
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- What's up YouTube?
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Bec and Andy back,
rocking the world again.
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- We have come out today
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and Andy has let me be in
charge of what we're eating,
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so I have just a normal chicken burger
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and Andy has the spiciest
burger on the menu.
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(laughter)
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(shouting)
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(gasps)
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What's up YouTube?
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We are back again.
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We've just done a full
day worth of shopping.
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My feet are killing me.
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As you can see, Andy is blindfolded today
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and that is because I finally received
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something I've been
waiting for so long to get.
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It's spicy?
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I love animals
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and I'm so excited to
pet the little kangaroos
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and the little wallabies.
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This is amazing, I can't
believe he's so chill.
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- [Andy] Oh my God.
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- What do you think it is?
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- That's clothing.
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- Yeah, but what do you think is on it?
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- You didn't.
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Oh, no way!
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- Yeah, we got the shirt.
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- Okay, so we've just hit
two million subscribers
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and Bec doesn't know
this, but to celebrate,
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I'm actually going to propose.
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(upbeat music)
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You could all like and subscribe.
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- And then like and subscribe.
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- To like and subscribe
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and rate and ring the
bell for notifications.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Bec] What's up YouTube?
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Bec and Andy here, rocking
the world once again.
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- [Andy] Too right,
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we're stoked about the amount of views
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in our last big post.
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Keep it up, peeps, huge love to you all.
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- We are back, bigger and better than ever
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and this Christmas season,
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we're taking a trip around our home state.
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- Staying at home sucks,
so this Christmas,
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we're spreading our wings
with a the real big road trip.
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We want you all there for very big moment.
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- We could not have done it
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without our subscribers and sponsors
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and this video is actually
sponsored by Cover U.
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It is the greatest new app
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that provides you with online protection
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and extra phone coverage in
dark and dangerous places.
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- Cover U is the only way
to let your friends know
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that it's actually you and
not your dangle ganger.
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- Doppelganger.
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- What?
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- It's doppelganger,
you said dangle ganger.
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- No I said, no, that's what I said.
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- No you didn't, let's do it again.
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- No, just leave it alone,
I said the right thing, Bec.
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- The sponsors will cut ties
if we don't get this accurate.
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- Why don't we just keep it in
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and I'll edit you correcting
me out, it'll be fine.
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- I told you, the marketing person
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said we have to be
accurate with their script
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when mentioning their product.
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Let's just do it again,
stop being stubborn.
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- This is such bullshit.
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I hate this stuff, the
app doesn't even work.
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- I don't care, Andy,
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do you want to keep
doing this stuff or not?
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- We get a new sponsor every two months,
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so let's just screw this
up and we'll get a new one.
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- I'm not building a bad
reputation with this guy, Andy.
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Stop being so stubborn,
let's just do it again.
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What's up YouTube?
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Bec and Andy here, rocking the world.
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Seriously?
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You're going to be a
dick, that's the plan?
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- I'm trying to be funny.
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- I can't do this right now.
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- What are you doing?
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- You're driving me
nuts, I need some space.
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- Women.
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(dubstep music)
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(police sirens blaring)
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[Andy] How sick would it be
if I caught a car accident,
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or like someone breaking
a law or something?
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- [Bec] Why is that sick?
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- [Andy] Have you not seen how many hits
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accidents and road rage videos get?
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Plus like, it would get
us some new exposure.
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- [Bec] Yeah, people
make mistakes too, Andy.
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Are you really going to
punish them for that?
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- [Andy] Dude, we just capture it.
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The general public can
decide who is the idiot.
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- [Bec] Why isn't there
any money in my account?
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Andy, where's my money?
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Wait, what are these transactions?
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Audio equipment, competitive
edge gaming chairs?
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Did you spend all my money on shit?
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- [Andy] It's popular set designing.
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If we don't have it,
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we'll just look like losers online.
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- [Bec] Who says that?
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- [Andy] The people remember.
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If it trends, we have to have it.
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- [Bec] I'll tell you what
I'd like, money in my account.
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We have bills, Andy,
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rent, electricity, phone bills,
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and let's not forget, we eat
out almost every second night.
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This stuff exists.
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Oh man, I'm so glad we're camping out.
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(dubstep music)
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- [Andy] All right.
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Day one, Christmas vacation,
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hot Australian summer,
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classic bushfire territory,
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danger lurks all around, snakes, spiders.
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- Are you gonna help me?
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- [Andy] You feeling scared, Bec?
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- Not at all.
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I know we're covered with our Cover U app,
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I don't leave home without it.
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- Perfect.
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- It's going to be an amazing adventure.
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I can't wait to see what we find.
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Now seriously, Andy, help me.
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- This is such a beautiful place.
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I wish all our fans were here with us.
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- Don't forget to lock the car.
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- Hey, did you get the GoPro?
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- [Bec] It's on your head.
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- Our last video has a decreased
viewership of 54 thousand.
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We're slipping and we need
to do something bolder.
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Even our subscriber rate has halted.
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- Well, what do you suggest then?
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- Oh, I don't know, this?
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This is not what people want to see.
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Unless you can find a
waterfall to jump off naked,
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or get lost in a storm on an unused path,
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or something exciting.
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- You know,
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not every video we do has
to have a hook or a gimmick.
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- You're the one with the business agenda.
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You can't see this being a problem.
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- Wait, did you hear that?
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- Hear what?
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- Exactly, nothing.
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I don't want to talk about
statistics or subscribers
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or business tactics right now.
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- What do you wanna talk about?
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- Nothing.
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I just want to enjoy the silence for once.
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This is meant to be a holiday.
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- People want to see our holiday.
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- Andy, just one hour, okay?
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- One hour to what?
262
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,823
- Just shut the fuck up.
263
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:32,469
(knocking)
264
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,200
- Hard week, Feary?
265
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,190
- You can say that.
266
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,260
- What's this?
267
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,560
- Girl you're looking for?
268
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,760
I suspect by now, she's out
near Darlington's place.
269
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,804
- You have everything set here?
270
00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:55,460
- Three sheep, they're waiting.
271
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,293
- Good.
272
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,630
Remember, you call the
council every time one falls.
273
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,570
- Hey, do I look like an idiot, pal?
274
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,920
I know what I'm doing here.
275
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:05,400
- Feary?
276
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,233
- [Feary] Yeah.
277
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,517
- Cut back on the drink, would you?
278
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:08,967
- You wanna change positions?
279
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,270
Look, I got a kid in town, all right?
280
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,780
Broken marriage.
281
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,230
I haven't seen him two years.
282
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,720
- I'm sorry for you.
283
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,783
- I'm heading down there
and see him in the morning.
284
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,010
- I'm sure you will.
285
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:30,663
(suspenseful music)
286
00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:41,639
(suspenseful music)
287
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,543
- I love these undisturbed places.
288
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,369
You know, when I can't sleep at night,
289
00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:05,720
this is what I picture.
290
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,973
You can talk now, doofus.
291
00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:19,650
- If we make enough money,
we can buy a place out here.
292
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,800
- I think we'd need a much
larger viewership for that
293
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:26,180
and maybe an e-sports contract
and let's face it, you know,
294
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,610
neither of us are very good
at finger slapping a joystick.
295
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:30,810
- Well, it is Christmas.
296
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,020
Tis the season to wish.
297
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:33,853
- Wish?
298
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,113
People wish everyday, Christmas
just puts a ribbon on it.
299
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,730
You know, maybe we shouldn't spoil this.
300
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,520
The more people that move out here,
301
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,853
the more litter we'll find, so, come on.
302
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,213
What on earth is that?
303
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:09,163
- Looks like some kind of scarecrow Santa.
304
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,263
Oh look, there's another one.
305
00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:16,853
- Oh God, something died in this one.
306
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,130
- What's up guys and girls?
307
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,320
Check this out.
308
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,900
I'm here in Adelaide
Hills with my girl, Bec,
309
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,050
and we have come across
the strangest site,
310
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,660
a golf playing, scarecrow Santa
311
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,903
and this one over here is
playing hide and seek with Bec.
312
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,023
- These are so weird, like
what a weird thing to set up?
313
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,740
Hey, pass me your phone for a second.
314
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,162
Thanks.
315
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:58,105
- They look like chicken
wire and paper-mache to me,
316
00:18:58,105 --> 00:18:59,705
but this is one cool dude Santa.
317
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,080
- Apparently, the locals
of the Adelaide Hills
318
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,230
have placed out Santa's
scarecrows for decades
319
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,440
every December as a
sign of mischief and fun
320
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,590
for the festive season.
321
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,470
So people with way too
much time on their hands,
322
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,303
in other words.
323
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,270
- I've got an idea, put your sunny's on.
324
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,830
I'm gonna get a mischief fun photo
325
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,627
with me and my main man.
326
00:19:32,148 --> 00:19:35,148
(suspenseful music)
327
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,333
- This is cool.
328
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,830
This is a sweet tunnel.
329
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,730
- [Bec] I hope there's
not a homeless family
330
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,563
living in there.
331
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:13,390
- No, but I think one of
those Santa statute things
332
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,670
is down there.
333
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,940
- Oh fuck off, that is creepy.
334
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,840
- Mischief, right?
335
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,070
You have to go first.
336
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,323
- No way in hell, Andy, you go first.
337
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:26,057
(clucking)
338
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:26,890
Just go.
339
00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,007
- Look at all this graffiti.
340
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,920
Oh my goodness.
341
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,040
This could have been an old
bomb shelter or something.
342
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,430
- Doubt it.
343
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,649
- Well you never know, it could've been.
344
00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:44,890
What do you know about bomb shelters?
345
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,860
Oh god, this is scary.
346
00:20:49,063 --> 00:20:51,063
[Bec] It smells like piss in
here Andy, lets keep moving.
347
00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:53,323
Hello there, my friend.
348
00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:56,913
All I want for Christmas
is for you not to kill me.
349
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,519
- [Bec] Keep going.
350
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,362
- What, are you getting
scared, are you, Bec?
351
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:04,470
- A little claustrophobic, yeah.
352
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,973
- Claustrophobic, arachnophobic,
353
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,806
what aren't you fucking phobic of?
354
00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:13,065
(suspenseful music)
355
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:21,720
- Seriously, is this
Christmas or Halloween?
356
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,223
I don't want us camping
anywhere near those things.
357
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,693
- Oh, nice little log.
358
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,710
- Hey Andy, did you bring the gas stove?
359
00:21:54,566 --> 00:21:56,120
- What?
360
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,290
- The gas stove that I asked
you to get two days ago?
361
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,550
- No, what for?
362
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,100
- Uh, to cook our food, dumb ass.
363
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,950
What do you mean?
364
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:06,080
- Isn't that your job?
365
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,760
- Excuse me?
366
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,973
You can do this then.
367
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,340
- What do I do with this?
368
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,173
- Assemble it.
369
00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:29,003
- How to assemble tent.
370
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,510
- Are you in a bar?
371
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:36,060
Since when did you start drinking?
372
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,203
- Since last week.
373
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,023
- Are you okay?
374
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,323
- Yeah, I'm just looking for someone.
375
00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:45,360
- Oh, like a guy!
376
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,150
Good for you, about time.
377
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,530
What kinda guy are you looking for?
378
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:53,080
- Like an older guy.
379
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,620
- Yeah, they're more mature.
380
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,697
So what like, five, ten years?
381
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,423
- No, more like 50.
382
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,990
- You want a man who's about to drop dead?
383
00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:07,033
- More or less.
384
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,120
- Do you want to marry him,
like, is everything okay?
385
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,870
- No, no, look, I don't
think you'd understand
386
00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,343
even if I tried to explain.
387
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:21,877
- My grandfather is on life support.
388
00:23:21,877 --> 00:23:22,710
- Seriously?
389
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:23,753
No, stop.
390
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,860
I'm just trapped between
a rock and a hard place
391
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:30,763
and there's something that I
need to do before Christmas.
392
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:33,750
I just need a new tactic.
393
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:34,750
- Wait, what's that?
394
00:23:35,687 --> 00:23:38,270
(subtle music)
395
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,133
- Great, now there's ads on video call.
396
00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:58,112
- What ya doing?
397
00:23:59,117 --> 00:24:00,200
- Meditating.
398
00:24:04,183 --> 00:24:05,516
- I can do that.
399
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,273
What's this meant to do?
400
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:19,960
- I'm practicing mindfulness,
401
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,863
so just focus on your breathing.
402
00:24:33,293 --> 00:24:36,126
(heavy breathing)
403
00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:48,413
- Fuck this shit.
404
00:25:03,118 --> 00:25:05,750
- [Woman] Hard day at work, hon?
405
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:06,883
How was your day?
406
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,610
Is there anything else I can get for you?
407
00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:14,070
Here you go.
408
00:25:14,942 --> 00:25:17,192
(laughter)
409
00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:37,307
(laughter)
410
00:25:37,307 --> 00:25:39,923
- Andy, are you fucking serious?
411
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,280
Is that creek water?
412
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,321
That's fucking disgusting.
413
00:25:44,321 --> 00:25:45,154
- What?
414
00:25:45,154 --> 00:25:46,420
It's for the fans, it'll be funny.
415
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,753
- Fuck the fans.
416
00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:52,219
(suspenseful music)
417
00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:05,007
(suspenseful music)
418
00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:07,340
(screaming)
419
00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,070
- Andy, I cannot eat this cold.
420
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,373
Do we have anything else?
421
00:26:23,853 --> 00:26:25,920
Can you put that away for one night?
422
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,846
- Sorry, what?
423
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,197
- [Bec] I said, can you
put the laptop away?
424
00:26:29,197 --> 00:26:30,890
- Can you give me like 45 minutes.
425
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,790
Just checking our socials &
sending out Christmas greetings.
426
00:26:36,607 --> 00:26:37,613
I can't believe how many channels
427
00:26:37,613 --> 00:26:39,337
are giving away free gifts
and money for Christmas.
428
00:26:39,337 --> 00:26:41,287
We should look at doing that next year.
429
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,590
What are you doing?
430
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:52,310
- I'm right here, Andy.
431
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,487
- Yeah, I can see that.
432
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,720
- [Bec] No, you don't.
433
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,240
I'm tired of this, I'm
so sick of the world
434
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,370
watching every little thing I do,
435
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,810
but where are you, Andy?
436
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:02,670
Is this our life?
437
00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:05,150
Every week, another fucking subscriber,
438
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:09,260
another video and another
bell button to click.
439
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,910
- I thought you loved all this.
440
00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:13,783
- [Bec] I thought I did too,
but I was sold on an image.
441
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,270
I was just following the herd.
442
00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:19,810
I thought it was normal, but
this feels like insanity.
443
00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:22,663
I feel like I'm stuck in a machine.
444
00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:26,846
Ugh.
445
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:38,523
- I had so much porn saved on there.
446
00:27:42,397 --> 00:27:45,397
(suspenseful music)
447
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,268
- Dear God, can you hear me?
448
00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:22,687
Yes Hannah.
449
00:28:24,190 --> 00:28:26,313
Please help me get out of here alive.
450
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,377
Don't count on it, Hannah.
451
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,210
But why?
452
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,603
It's Christmas time.
453
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,663
People die everyday, Hannah.
454
00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:39,370
People die every day.
455
00:28:43,865 --> 00:28:46,865
(suspenseful music)
456
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:05,973
- Ew.
457
00:29:30,047 --> 00:29:35,047
♪ Baby, I love the way you talk ♪
458
00:29:35,094 --> 00:29:40,094
♪ The way you move and
the way you squawk ♪
459
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:46,080
♪ I'd like to keep you by my side ♪
460
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,130
- What are you doing?
461
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:50,130
- I'm serenading you.
462
00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:51,520
- Andy?
463
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,130
- Yes?
464
00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:55,053
- Singing is not your best attribute.
465
00:29:57,202 --> 00:29:58,677
I see.
466
00:30:06,966 --> 00:30:08,799
But thanks for trying.
467
00:30:19,357 --> 00:30:22,107
(birds chirping)
468
00:31:06,413 --> 00:31:07,967
(laughter)
469
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,300
(screaming)
470
00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:14,910
- Andy, did you make coffee?
471
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:17,710
Oh wait, I forgot.
472
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,060
We can't because he didn't
bring the gas stove.
473
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:23,453
Andy?
474
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,103
Andy?
475
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,600
Andy?
476
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,433
Hello?
477
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,413
Andy?
478
00:31:45,788 --> 00:31:46,621
Andy?
479
00:31:58,070 --> 00:32:00,160
This place really needs a new definition,
480
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,160
of fun and mischief.
481
00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:05,384
(suspenseful music)
482
00:32:06,389 --> 00:32:07,966
- Hey.
483
00:32:07,966 --> 00:32:09,710
Did you make coffee?
484
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,710
- Um, I'm seeing things.
485
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:13,710
Where have you been?
486
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,083
- Giving you that extra peace.
487
00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:24,297
(suspenseful music)
488
00:32:34,863 --> 00:32:35,963
- Baden.
489
00:32:35,963 --> 00:32:37,079
- Dane.
490
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:38,690
Why are you spoiling my view?
491
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,090
- Just returning from Kangarella,
492
00:32:40,090 --> 00:32:42,560
looking for a young girl, about 12.
493
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,200
Blonde hair.
494
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,150
- Still, have you tried McHarg Creek?
495
00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:48,550
- I was on my way there now.
496
00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:52,890
- It's almost midday.
497
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,440
The community is all secure?
498
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,280
- [Dane] I believe so.
499
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,080
I've been doing the rounds all week.
500
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,483
- Sunset is estimated for half past eight.
501
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:02,540
How many?
502
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,373
- Only one.
503
00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:04,710
- [Baden] One?
504
00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:05,970
Jesus.
505
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,490
Who was assigned this year?
506
00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,993
- [Dane] Karla, Feary, and Mrs. Rosemont.
507
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,633
- Mrs. Rosemont is 85 years old.
508
00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:18,940
Where's Karla?
509
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,640
- She's been doing roadside.
510
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,370
Feary snagged the male three days back
511
00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:23,910
and is with the sacrificial mutton.
512
00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:26,000
I've taken over for Mrs. Rosemont.
513
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,490
- You are pushing everyone's luck.
514
00:33:27,490 --> 00:33:29,760
- It's not easy to keep a secret.
515
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,380
- You better stop talking
to me and get back to it.
516
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:33,725
I'll let the neighbors know.
517
00:33:33,725 --> 00:33:34,558
- Right.
518
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,890
(subtle rock music)
519
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,000
- Are you okay, dear?
520
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,610
- Not really.
521
00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:10,909
I could get some help but,
522
00:34:12,031 --> 00:34:14,253
something's happened with my engine.
523
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,610
- I could call you a tow truck.
524
00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:21,610
- No, no, uh, I just need you to help me.
525
00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:23,639
- I'm not a grease monkey.
526
00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:26,409
- Please, I'm more than
happy to reward you.
527
00:34:26,409 --> 00:34:28,020
- Oh, I could call you a uh.
528
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:31,683
- No, uh, no, don't worry, just.
529
00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:02,573
This is taking way too long.
530
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,440
- Hey pretty lady.
531
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,660
Need a hand?
532
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:10,853
- Fuck off.
533
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:19,463
- Just do it.
534
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,760
What's up YouTube?
535
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,410
Bec and Andy here again.
536
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,760
Had a pretty hot night last night,
537
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,190
but I guess that's Christmas
in Australia for you.
538
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:38,180
I haven't slept in a tent since I was 14.
539
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,230
It wasn't too bad,
540
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:41,830
except for Andy farting the whole night
541
00:35:41,830 --> 00:35:43,820
and turning it into a massive Dutch oven.
542
00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:47,493
- Hey, you know uncooked
beans will do that.
543
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,460
- We are off to our next sweet spot
544
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,130
along the Heysen trail now.
545
00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:55,200
It is just amazing to spend
Christmas Eve in the woods.
546
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,033
Let's do this.
547
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:23,863
- Hello?
548
00:36:25,443 --> 00:36:27,540
This is Rosemont speaking.
549
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,620
I've just noticed a young female
550
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,520
hitchhiking towards the Heysen trail.
551
00:36:35,116 --> 00:36:38,116
(suspenseful music)
552
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:51,970
(suspenseful music)
553
00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:54,482
- This looks strange.
554
00:36:54,482 --> 00:36:57,482
(suspenseful music)
555
00:37:07,012 --> 00:37:07,929
Ho, ho, ho.
556
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:11,033
On Christmas Eve, his face will show.
557
00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:14,373
Protect the hills and he will go.
558
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,200
Four sacrifices will be made
559
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:22,187
from lamb and man until sun fades.
560
00:37:23,778 --> 00:37:25,968
- I don't get any of this.
561
00:37:25,968 --> 00:37:29,347
- Is this some kind of religious thing?
562
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:33,108
(suspenseful music)
563
00:37:33,108 --> 00:37:35,691
- Seems a little removed for that.
564
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,390
(suspenseful music)
565
00:37:52,617 --> 00:37:54,260
- Excuse me, excuse me.
566
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,093
Can you help me?
567
00:37:55,093 --> 00:37:57,103
- Hey, whoa, you all right, kid?
568
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,570
- Are you locals?
569
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:00,403
- No.
570
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,933
- No, no, we're just camping out.
571
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,880
- We're Bec and Andy, you
might've seen us online.
572
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,337
- Oh yeah, I've seen some of your videos.
573
00:38:08,337 --> 00:38:11,060
- Good to meet a fan in
the middle of a dirt road.
574
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:12,677
- I never said I was a fan.
575
00:38:15,082 --> 00:38:16,910
- Are you all right?
576
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:19,403
- I need to go to the
city, a man's after me.
577
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:22,520
- A man?
578
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,433
Did you do something wrong?
579
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,805
We should probably call the police.
580
00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:30,325
- Yeah.
581
00:38:30,325 --> 00:38:32,550
No wait, we need to record this.
582
00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:34,060
- Not right now.
583
00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:36,000
- Yes now, remember our sponsor, Cover U?
584
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,670
What a plug?
585
00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:40,210
One way to use the app and save the day.
586
00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:42,130
- This could be serious.
587
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:44,743
- Yes, you're always talking
about keeping sponsors.
588
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,093
We do this,
589
00:38:47,093 --> 00:38:48,323
they'll fund our videos
for the next 12 months,
590
00:38:48,323 --> 00:38:49,790
not to mention, we'll be heroes.
591
00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:52,140
Lost little girl in the
woods on Christmas Eve.
592
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,390
- Sweetie, would you mind if we just
593
00:38:58,390 --> 00:38:59,980
recorded us helping you?
594
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:01,524
- Really?
595
00:39:01,524 --> 00:39:02,357
Fine.
596
00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,427
- So, we've been walking around this road
597
00:39:10,427 --> 00:39:11,740
for the last half an hour
598
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,020
and this poor little girl
has stumbled across us, lost.
599
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,600
- I'm not lost.
600
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,150
- Are you okay, what is your name?
601
00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:18,000
- Hannah.
602
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,880
- And how old are you, Hannah?
603
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,890
- 12.
604
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:20,723
- Okay.
605
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:23,420
I'm going to use our Cover U app
606
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:26,120
to get Hannah some help and
get out location accurate.
607
00:39:29,310 --> 00:39:30,143
Shit.
608
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:32,480
Okay wait.
609
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,880
- [Voice] Application error.
610
00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:37,333
- [Andy] This app needs
to be restarted, hang on.
611
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,517
- What do you mean?
612
00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:40,413
- Hey, we need to film this again.
613
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:43,153
Now my whole phone is spazzing out.
614
00:39:43,153 --> 00:39:45,475
I told you this app doesn't even work.
615
00:39:45,475 --> 00:39:47,725
- Hannah wait, we're sorry.
616
00:39:49,073 --> 00:39:50,410
- It's okay.
617
00:39:50,410 --> 00:39:52,676
I'll find some real adults to help me.
618
00:39:52,676 --> 00:39:54,030
- We're adults.
619
00:39:54,030 --> 00:39:54,863
- Barely.
620
00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:57,770
- Well come with us at least,
621
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,155
you shouldn't be out here alone.
622
00:39:59,155 --> 00:40:01,653
- I think I stand a
better chance on my own.
623
00:40:01,653 --> 00:40:03,020
- [Bec] Well, where are you going?
624
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,910
- To the bus stop, maybe
someone can help me there.
625
00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:08,350
- What about your parents?
626
00:40:08,350 --> 00:40:09,183
- Dead.
627
00:40:09,183 --> 00:40:10,990
My parents are dead, all right?
628
00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:12,290
Thanks for finally asking.
629
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:24,960
I told you guys, leave me alone.
630
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,810
- We will, when we get you some help.
631
00:40:27,712 --> 00:40:28,770
Are you going to try this house?
632
00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:30,563
- Don't trust the locals around here.
633
00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,933
- Another one of these cheap things.
634
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:39,523
- They move.
635
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:40,356
- [Andy] Huh?
636
00:40:40,356 --> 00:40:41,360
- What did you just say?
637
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,320
- I've seen them move.
638
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,153
- You know what?
639
00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:44,000
I'm sick of these things.
640
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,463
They're just straw and duct tape.
641
00:41:03,790 --> 00:41:05,260
Filled with coal of all things.
642
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:08,020
- Isn't that what Santa
gives to naughty children?
643
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:10,310
- He's not real, the parents do it.
644
00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:13,200
It's just a big mix up between
mythology and marketing
645
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,033
to make money.
646
00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:19,060
- Okay.
647
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:19,893
- Smart kid.
648
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:33,700
- [Baden] 40 years ago, this
thing didn't even exist,
649
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,463
so what happened?
650
00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:39,903
I'll tell you what happened.
651
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,320
We grew out of excess waste
652
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,730
and everyone wanting a
slice of the good life.
653
00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:48,420
- I know you're frustrated,
654
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:50,870
but there's nothing we can do now.
655
00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:52,380
- Exactly.
656
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:56,647
Now, we are stuck with what we
created and who pays for it?
657
00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:58,790
Children.
658
00:41:58,790 --> 00:42:02,283
- [Announcer] Baden, it's
Christmas, just be happy.
659
00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,550
- Yes, I'd hate to be the one
660
00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:07,793
to spoil the day of cheer and joy,
661
00:42:08,870 --> 00:42:12,821
I guess, I did become a
grumpy old scrooge, after all.
662
00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:13,654
- Listen.
663
00:42:27,802 --> 00:42:28,635
- Oh shit.
664
00:42:29,773 --> 00:42:30,606
Shit.
665
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:36,220
(suspenseful music)
666
00:42:43,989 --> 00:42:46,989
(suspenseful music)
667
00:42:49,489 --> 00:42:51,299
I'm putting him back together.
668
00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:53,049
I'm safe, I'm safe.
669
00:42:55,061 --> 00:42:55,894
I'm safe.
670
00:42:56,994 --> 00:42:59,994
(suspenseful music)
671
00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:07,412
I'm safe, I've put him back together.
672
00:43:07,412 --> 00:43:10,499
(suspenseful music)
673
00:43:10,499 --> 00:43:11,332
I'm safe.
674
00:43:11,332 --> 00:43:13,582
(laughter)
675
00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:23,309
(suspenseful music)
676
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,875
(suspenseful music)
677
00:43:39,273 --> 00:43:42,273
(suspenseful music)
678
00:43:56,325 --> 00:43:58,120
I'm safe, I'm safe.
679
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,885
(suspenseful music)
680
00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:03,135
(knocking)
681
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,770
(knocking)
682
00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:21,956
(knocking)
683
00:44:32,801 --> 00:44:35,801
(suspenseful music)
684
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,080
(suspenseful music)
685
00:44:47,838 --> 00:44:49,329
(skull Breaks)
686
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:53,620
(wind blows)
687
00:45:12,690 --> 00:45:15,643
- Still three, that
doesn't make much sense.
688
00:45:17,561 --> 00:45:19,644
(baaing)
689
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:41,840
- Okay, so our car is about
an hour over that hill.
690
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,010
I'll get my phone, call for
help and get us out of here.
691
00:45:46,190 --> 00:45:47,140
- Someone's coming.
692
00:45:48,870 --> 00:45:49,703
- Hannah, wait.
693
00:45:53,535 --> 00:45:54,785
That's the guy.
694
00:45:56,876 --> 00:45:57,709
- That guy?
695
00:45:57,709 --> 00:45:59,020
Sleazebag scum!
696
00:45:59,020 --> 00:45:59,853
- What are you doing?
697
00:45:59,853 --> 00:46:01,660
- ID for the authorities.
698
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:02,493
Damn.
699
00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:06,880
All right, you two go back to
the car, I'll meet you there.
700
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,190
- Wait Andy,
701
00:46:08,190 --> 00:46:09,820
our priority is to get
this girl to safety,
702
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:10,780
not by vigilante.
703
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:11,700
- I can take that guy.
704
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,700
I film him, justice will be served.
705
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:15,600
- Andy stop filming, don't be a hero!
706
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,633
- Get back to the car,
I'll meet you there!
707
00:46:19,574 --> 00:46:20,407
- What do you think?
708
00:46:20,407 --> 00:46:22,890
- My dad says, if you
have nothing nice to say,
709
00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:24,190
don't say anything at all.
710
00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:06,553
- What are you doing here?
711
00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:08,690
- Wind's blowing east.
712
00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:19,990
It means an elder fell.
713
00:47:19,990 --> 00:47:22,080
My job is done and if
you don't believe me,
714
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,863
you can ask the Henderson's
or Mrs. Rosemont.
715
00:47:27,910 --> 00:47:28,743
- But who?
716
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,937
- Well, how am I to know?
717
00:47:33,374 --> 00:47:35,502
Look, I am going home
718
00:47:35,502 --> 00:47:37,870
and I'm not getting my hands dirty.
719
00:47:37,870 --> 00:47:40,240
In fact, I'm moving states.
720
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,640
Fuck whatever you people unleashed.
721
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,165
[Dane] Karla, there is still two more.
722
00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:47,160
Well, you have a six and a half hours.
723
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,212
I'm sure you can deal with it.
724
00:47:49,212 --> 00:47:50,545
Merry Christmas.
725
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:14,653
- Andy log.
726
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,610
It's Christmas Eve.
727
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:20,633
My phone has mysteriously... broken.
728
00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:25,410
I've located the property
729
00:48:25,410 --> 00:48:27,610
of the pedophile chasing
after young Hannah.
730
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,970
I'm going down there.
731
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,830
It's my civil duty.
732
00:48:34,830 --> 00:48:35,663
Wish me luck.
733
00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:47,550
- Well, if she won't cooperate,
734
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,660
we're just going to have to sacrifice her.
735
00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:52,160
- There must be something else we can do.
736
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,473
- We don't have time, dear.
737
00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:05,230
- All right, all right, I'll get it done.
738
00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:08,233
- Well, the neighborhood has your back.
739
00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:12,000
You'll be enjoying Christmas
turkey and prawns soon enough.
740
00:49:27,103 --> 00:49:30,144
- I really wanted to ask her out.
741
00:49:30,144 --> 00:49:33,144
(suspenseful music)
742
00:50:06,653 --> 00:50:09,653
(suspenseful music)
743
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,278
Andy log.
744
00:50:40,278 --> 00:50:42,050
I'm taking his keys to slow him down.
745
00:50:42,050 --> 00:50:42,883
- Is that right?
746
00:50:46,570 --> 00:50:49,508
- [Alondra] Hi, I'm unavailable right now.
747
00:50:49,508 --> 00:50:51,170
Leave a message.
748
00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:53,210
- Hey um Alondra, look,
749
00:50:53,210 --> 00:50:55,718
I know we haven't spoken
since high school,
750
00:50:55,718 --> 00:50:58,668
but I need you and the kids to
take the Christmas tree down
751
00:51:01,070 --> 00:51:02,340
just for a night.
752
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:07,340
Look, there's a competition
down in the city for you guys
753
00:51:08,050 --> 00:51:11,410
and if you take the tree
down and send me a photo,
754
00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:13,130
you actually get a thousand dollars
755
00:51:13,130 --> 00:51:15,680
and I know you guys could
really use that money,
756
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,513
so could you just,
757
00:51:17,513 --> 00:51:20,483
just do that and send me a picture please?
758
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:24,050
Just when you can, okay uh, bye.
759
00:51:27,222 --> 00:51:30,222
(suspenseful music)
760
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:10,000
- What are you trying to sabotage?
761
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,873
You're not from around here, are you?
762
00:52:19,550 --> 00:52:21,113
- You were chasing a young girl.
763
00:52:22,190 --> 00:52:23,740
I'm going to expose you.
764
00:52:30,137 --> 00:52:33,513
- You think I'm some
creep, some child molester?
765
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:36,150
I'm none of those things.
766
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,830
I'm just doing what I've been told.
767
00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:42,783
- Fair enough, Jim Jones.
768
00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,483
Which glue sniffing cult told you that?
769
00:52:47,870 --> 00:52:49,570
- Fucking tourist.
770
00:52:49,570 --> 00:52:51,490
You have no idea what is out there.
771
00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:54,940
What the people of the Adelaide
Hills are trying to protect?
772
00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:57,840
They want four sacrifices in
the 12 days before Christmas
773
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,963
and I have five hours left before sunset.
774
00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:07,443
- I see all that glue sniffing
has really gone to your head.
775
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:11,993
- I'm not going to kill you
because I'm not a murderer.
776
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:15,970
Already got a male and an elder.
777
00:53:15,970 --> 00:53:20,970
It only wants two things
now, a female and a child.
778
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:29,170
- You'd make a great
YouTube host, you know?
779
00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:31,370
Ever considered starting your own channel?
780
00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:32,403
You could be famous.
781
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,410
- Yeah, I think my ego's fine.
782
00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:39,100
Besides, you only have to fart online
783
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:40,350
to get famous these days.
784
00:53:44,373 --> 00:53:45,540
- Fair enough.
785
00:53:52,877 --> 00:53:53,794
- It moved.
786
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:56,563
- It was probably just the wind, come on.
787
00:53:59,601 --> 00:54:01,934
(screaming)
788
00:54:03,277 --> 00:54:06,277
(suspenseful music)
789
00:54:16,493 --> 00:54:17,410
Stop, help!
790
00:54:26,194 --> 00:54:27,611
- Can I help you?
791
00:54:29,263 --> 00:54:31,513
(laughter)
792
00:54:33,636 --> 00:54:35,303
They're headed west.
793
00:54:39,090 --> 00:54:39,952
- Get in!
794
00:54:39,952 --> 00:54:40,785
- Is this your car?
795
00:54:40,785 --> 00:54:41,937
- Yes, get in.
796
00:54:41,937 --> 00:54:42,882
- What about your boyfriend?
797
00:54:42,882 --> 00:54:43,715
- I know.
798
00:54:48,769 --> 00:54:49,780
Andy!
799
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:51,863
Andy help, we need to go!
800
00:55:00,162 --> 00:55:01,900
(suspenseful music)
801
00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:04,233
(screaming)
802
00:55:07,729 --> 00:55:08,562
Oh my God.
803
00:55:10,258 --> 00:55:15,104
♪ Oh little town of Adelaide ♪
804
00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:19,136
♪ How still we see the lie ♪
805
00:55:19,136 --> 00:55:24,136
♪ Above the deep and dreamless sleep ♪
806
00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:28,897
♪ The silent stars go by ♪
807
00:55:28,897 --> 00:55:32,593
♪ Yet in my dark street, shineth ♪
808
00:55:32,593 --> 00:55:36,205
♪ Is the ever lasting light ♪
809
00:55:36,205 --> 00:55:41,205
♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪
810
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:44,454
♪ Lay in the tonight ♪
811
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,329
- Yes, council member.
812
00:55:49,329 --> 00:55:51,022
I can confirm the third kill.
813
00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:52,855
- That's lovely, dear.
814
00:55:58,319 --> 00:56:00,402
(baaing)
815
00:56:03,905 --> 00:56:05,860
- Boom, huge win!
816
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:08,060
Like watching the
football's final comeback.
817
00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:11,997
- What are you on about?
818
00:56:11,997 --> 00:56:14,683
- It found the girl, that's life, sadly.
819
00:56:18,111 --> 00:56:20,222
- I was wrong about you.
820
00:56:20,222 --> 00:56:23,710
You're not a child molester,
you're just a sadist.
821
00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:25,130
You still don't get it, do you?
822
00:56:25,130 --> 00:56:27,250
You never will, but what we're doing here
823
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:29,150
is saving a lot of children, okay?
824
00:56:29,150 --> 00:56:31,850
One child is a small sacrifice
for the bigger picture.
825
00:56:33,350 --> 00:56:37,870
- Buddy, you have a psychiatrist
on speed dial, I take it?
826
00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:45,540
- I need you
827
00:56:47,290 --> 00:56:49,903
to shut the fuck up.
828
00:57:20,363 --> 00:57:22,030
- Are you all right?
829
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,023
- I killed her.
830
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:28,103
I was trying to help her and I killed her.
831
00:57:36,050 --> 00:57:38,340
- Come on, it's okay.
832
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,740
I'll get you somewhere safe.
833
00:57:48,350 --> 00:57:50,783
So you backpacking around here?
834
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:52,763
- Yeah.
835
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,533
- I've seen the show, I'm a fan.
836
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:02,263
Whenever Andy eats spicy
food, it cracks me up.
837
00:58:08,446 --> 00:58:10,030
I'm really glad that the community
838
00:58:10,030 --> 00:58:12,863
can convince you to come out here.
839
00:58:15,938 --> 00:58:17,438
- Are you a local?
840
00:58:20,689 --> 00:58:21,522
- Yeah.
841
00:58:23,009 --> 00:58:23,842
Yeah I am.
842
00:58:31,233 --> 00:58:34,233
(suspenseful music)
843
00:58:45,267 --> 00:58:46,767
- What's that for?
844
00:58:47,905 --> 00:58:50,275
- Calls it quicker.
845
00:58:50,275 --> 00:58:53,093
Thank you for what you're doing.
846
00:58:53,093 --> 00:58:54,003
- What am I doing?
847
00:58:55,230 --> 00:58:57,040
- Well, we can't let it get into the city,
848
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,057
so you're saving Christmas.
849
00:59:01,447 --> 00:59:03,330
- An hour to go, perfect timing.
850
00:59:03,330 --> 00:59:04,573
- Saving Christmas?
851
00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:07,300
- Let's get out of here.
852
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:09,782
I don't want to be around for this.
853
00:59:09,782 --> 00:59:11,560
- [Bec] Where's Andy?
854
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,040
- Off making another hit,
viral video I imagine.
855
00:59:21,036 --> 00:59:24,036
(suspenseful music)
856
00:59:30,514 --> 00:59:33,514
(suspenseful music)
857
00:59:40,706 --> 00:59:42,590
(growling)
858
00:59:42,590 --> 00:59:45,040
- Hey, since you don't
have to be sacrificed,
859
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,741
are you doing anything for New Years?
860
00:59:46,741 --> 00:59:47,668
- What?
861
00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,988
- Are you doing anything for New Years?
862
00:59:49,988 --> 00:59:54,203
- No, the other bit, sacrifice me.
863
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:01,724
Get the fuck out of my way, Dane,
864
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:04,807
or I'll run you over, I swear to God.
865
01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:14,741
- Fuck!
866
01:00:16,736 --> 01:00:17,569
Stupid Dane!
867
01:00:18,550 --> 01:00:20,717
Why do you have to go and say that?
868
01:00:20,717 --> 01:00:24,717
Next Christmas, you don't
even mention this stuff.
869
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,053
Fuck!
870
01:00:31,522 --> 01:00:33,772
(shouting)
871
01:00:34,802 --> 01:00:37,052
(shouting)
872
01:00:43,749 --> 01:00:46,749
(suspenseful music)
873
01:00:50,305 --> 01:00:53,305
(suspenseful music)
874
01:00:59,701 --> 01:01:02,701
(suspenseful music)
875
01:01:08,308 --> 01:01:11,308
(suspenseful music)
876
01:01:19,811 --> 01:01:22,061
(grunting)
877
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,461
- Andy I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
878
01:01:28,461 --> 01:01:30,738
- There's no time, we have
to get you out of here.
879
01:01:30,738 --> 01:01:31,966
They have marked you.
880
01:01:31,966 --> 01:01:34,737
Your only chance is to get
to the bottom of the hill.
881
01:01:34,737 --> 01:01:35,570
- How?
882
01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:37,857
- There's a ute parked outside.
883
01:01:37,857 --> 01:01:40,107
(growling)
884
01:01:45,794 --> 01:01:47,211
Oh, they do move!
885
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,520
(suspenseful music)
886
01:01:53,826 --> 01:01:56,159
(screaming)
887
01:02:05,477 --> 01:02:07,227
- Andy, it's a trick.
888
01:02:08,671 --> 01:02:10,245
- A trick for what?
889
01:02:10,245 --> 01:02:12,078
Bec run, run Bec, run!
890
01:02:13,571 --> 01:02:16,571
(suspenseful music)
891
01:02:18,059 --> 01:02:20,309
(shouting)
892
01:02:27,315 --> 01:02:28,898
- Help me, help me!
893
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,987
Please, let me in, somebody's after me!
894
01:02:31,987 --> 01:02:33,226
Please help me!
895
01:02:33,226 --> 01:02:35,034
What's wrong with this neighborhood!
896
01:02:35,975 --> 01:02:38,308
(screaming)
897
01:02:39,362 --> 01:02:42,362
(suspenseful music)
898
01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,155
(grunting)
899
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:05,710
- [Woman] Did you hear how Feary
900
01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:08,110
got another little tramp
in Adelaide pregnant?
901
01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:09,630
- Again?
902
01:03:09,630 --> 01:03:10,793
- What a little ho.
903
01:03:12,170 --> 01:03:13,003
- Who's that?
904
01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:18,403
- Oh, that's just the girl
that we're sacrificing.
905
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:21,458
- Merry Christmas, bitch.
906
01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,280
(laughter)
907
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,113
- Cheers.
908
01:03:25,919 --> 01:03:28,919
(suspenseful music)
909
01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:43,064
- [Announcer] Alert, alert,
910
01:03:43,064 --> 01:03:47,064
all residents please seal
the McHarg Creek road.
911
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:51,319
Our final subject is on the run
912
01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:53,652
and about to kill Christmas.
913
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:58,464
(suspenseful music)
914
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,147
- Hey sweet cheeks,
915
01:04:06,147 --> 01:04:09,147
you shouldn't be out here all alone.
916
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,893
- Five foot seven brunette,
heading towards the Paddocks.
917
01:04:18,690 --> 01:04:20,430
Chase her, you useless bag of bones.
918
01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:22,597
- Fuck, I can't chase her.
919
01:04:27,538 --> 01:04:28,371
- My face!
920
01:04:37,905 --> 01:04:38,738
Fuck!
921
01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:51,783
How to drive manual.
922
01:04:52,743 --> 01:04:57,249
♪ The first Christmas she ever will know ♪
923
01:04:57,249 --> 01:05:02,147
♪ Won't be about Santa
and reindeer and snow ♪
924
01:05:02,147 --> 01:05:06,963
♪ She'll wonder perhaps
what the fuss is about ♪
925
01:05:06,963 --> 01:05:11,795
♪ A little time left yet,
before she finds out ♪
926
01:05:11,795 --> 01:05:16,532
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
927
01:05:16,532 --> 01:05:21,108
♪ She won't be asking
for presents or toys ♪
928
01:05:21,108 --> 01:05:26,066
♪ She'll just enjoy all
the fun and the noise ♪
929
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:28,399
(screaming)
930
01:05:32,721 --> 01:05:37,592
♪ Looking at all of the
grownups above her ♪
931
01:05:37,592 --> 01:05:42,156
♪ Happy just knowing that
all of them love her ♪
932
01:05:42,156 --> 01:05:46,830
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
933
01:05:46,830 --> 01:05:51,355
♪ The first Christmas she ever will know ♪
934
01:05:51,355 --> 01:05:56,190
♪ She'll get pretty paper
tied up with a bow ♪
935
01:05:56,190 --> 01:06:01,107
♪ The music will play
and lights will glow ♪
936
01:06:05,557 --> 01:06:07,413
- You fat fictional fuck.
937
01:06:08,321 --> 01:06:13,153
♪ On the first Christmas
she ever will know ♪
938
01:06:13,153 --> 01:06:17,570
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
939
01:06:19,231 --> 01:06:20,793
- Bec, it's me!
940
01:06:22,431 --> 01:06:23,323
Will you please drive?
941
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,180
It's already sunset.
942
01:06:31,282 --> 01:06:32,115
Go, go!
943
01:06:32,975 --> 01:06:34,058
- I'm trying.
944
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:38,850
- I'm sorry, all right?
945
01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:40,220
I was never really going to hurt you.
946
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:41,360
- I get that,
947
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,610
but I'm just not sure how to
feel given the circumstances.
948
01:06:44,610 --> 01:06:45,910
- Please give me a chance.
949
01:06:49,459 --> 01:06:51,720
- I suppose we could try one date.
950
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,553
- Really?
951
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,093
- Sure.
952
01:06:58,963 --> 01:07:01,393
(squishing)
953
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:05,476
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
954
01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:16,939
- [Announcer] Dane, Dane please come in.
955
01:07:16,939 --> 01:07:20,606
The girl is heading
your way, please report.
956
01:07:22,987 --> 01:07:25,987
(suspenseful music)
957
01:07:35,656 --> 01:07:38,656
(suspenseful music)
958
01:08:13,096 --> 01:08:14,300
- What happens now?
959
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:18,199
- I'm not sure but, we
need to warn people.
960
01:08:18,199 --> 01:08:21,199
(suspenseful music)
961
01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,262
What should I say?
962
01:08:28,262 --> 01:08:29,929
- Whatever you know.
963
01:08:31,144 --> 01:08:32,750
- This is Bec and Andy,
964
01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:34,149
we have an emergency message
965
01:08:34,149 --> 01:08:36,700
for all of the children of
Adelaide this Christmas.
966
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,180
It's come to our attention that
there will be an evil force
967
01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:44,340
descending upon all of those
968
01:08:44,340 --> 01:08:46,340
who have erected a Christmas tree
969
01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:48,503
in their living rooms this holiday season.
970
01:08:49,649 --> 01:08:52,693
Your children are not safe,
you must not let them sleep.
971
01:08:53,899 --> 01:08:55,399
You must take down your trees.
972
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,340
- Well, have you been
a good boy this year?
973
01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:03,170
- [Child] Yes daddy.
974
01:09:03,170 --> 01:09:04,782
- That's good to hear.
975
01:09:04,782 --> 01:09:08,202
- Will I see you for Christmas this year?
976
01:09:08,202 --> 01:09:11,693
Probably not kid, probably not.
977
01:09:13,475 --> 01:09:15,108
(sobbing)
978
01:09:16,946 --> 01:09:19,946
(suspenseful music)
979
01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:24,090
- [Andy] Lock your doors and hub together.
980
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:28,300
You must sacrifice this
night in order to survive.
981
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:31,889
Please, we beg you, please
take our word for it.
982
01:09:31,889 --> 01:09:33,410
- [Bec] Please listen to us.
983
01:09:33,410 --> 01:09:34,930
This is not an act right now,
984
01:09:34,930 --> 01:09:38,210
this is us being ourselves
and everyone is in danger.
985
01:09:38,210 --> 01:09:42,210
Please lock your doors
and take down your trees.
986
01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:53,983
- That's all we can say.
987
01:09:55,813 --> 01:09:57,730
- I should have sacrificed myself,
988
01:09:57,730 --> 01:09:59,827
I should have been the hero.
989
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:02,730
- What's a hero?
990
01:10:04,645 --> 01:10:07,645
(suspenseful music)
991
01:10:16,644 --> 01:10:19,311
(clock ticking)
992
01:10:38,332 --> 01:10:41,165
(growling crunch)
993
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:13,833
- Santa?
994
01:11:14,692 --> 01:11:17,025
(screaming)
995
01:11:18,496 --> 01:11:20,664
(sobbing)
996
01:11:22,384 --> 01:11:26,099
(police sirens blaring)
997
01:11:26,099 --> 01:11:28,249
- [Announcer] Oh dear,
those poor children.
998
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:33,378
You know, at least they
can't say we didn't try.
999
01:11:33,378 --> 01:11:35,628
(laughter)
1000
01:11:43,430 --> 01:11:46,260
- So, I need to clear a few things up
1001
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:49,010
for all of the people
that have the audacity
1002
01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:51,452
to leave some hate speech in the comments.
1003
01:11:52,570 --> 01:11:54,503
I did not kill your children.
1004
01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:58,440
I was actually trying to
send a message to help.
1005
01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,230
I was trying to do the right thing
1006
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,410
and I don't know why everything
1007
01:12:03,410 --> 01:12:05,093
keeps getting misinterpreted but,
1008
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,360
things have gone pretty down hill for me
1009
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,210
ever since this whole thing happened.
1010
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:15,943
I'm getting around 60%
less views and likes,
1011
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:21,780
Bec left me for some guy that
doesn't even have a phone
1012
01:12:22,867 --> 01:12:23,773
and who does that?
1013
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,103
Making videos was my life.
1014
01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:33,463
Please,
1015
01:12:35,290 --> 01:12:36,980
like me again.
1016
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:40,143
Like, comment, subscribe and share.
1017
01:12:41,469 --> 01:12:42,710
I'm gonna start a whole new channel,
1018
01:12:42,710 --> 01:12:46,127
it's the Andy show now, forget about Bec.
1019
01:13:40,885 --> 01:13:43,885
(subtle rock music)
1020
01:14:46,433 --> 01:14:49,433
(subtle rock music)
1021
01:15:01,071 --> 01:15:01,990
- Hey.
1022
01:15:01,990 --> 01:15:04,240
(laughter)
1023
01:15:20,469 --> 01:15:22,802
(screaming)
1024
01:15:27,699 --> 01:15:29,949
(laughter)
1025
01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:40,350
- Walk over, stop, two breaths,
turn around, two breaths.
1026
01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:42,000
- [Director] Yeah, that's it man.
1027
01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,830
I'm gonna come around on you,
1028
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,530
Bec behind, you have to move.
1029
01:16:00,954 --> 01:16:03,204
(shouting)
1030
01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:07,980
- I'm sure you will.
1031
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,412
- Do better soldier.
1032
01:16:12,412 --> 01:16:14,252
Come on, that was terrible.
1033
01:16:14,252 --> 01:16:16,502
(shouting)
1034
01:16:18,969 --> 01:16:20,070
- [Director] While I'm filming you, Bella,
1035
01:16:20,070 --> 01:16:21,123
tell us how you feel.
1036
01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:25,600
- It's getting in my hair.
1037
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:27,987
- Fuck!
1038
01:16:29,393 --> 01:16:31,643
(shouting)
1039
01:16:32,795 --> 01:16:35,534
(shouting)
1040
01:16:35,534 --> 01:16:37,784
(laughter)
1041
01:16:45,510 --> 01:16:46,343
- Christmas.
1042
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,750
(laughter)
1043
01:16:59,003 --> 01:16:59,835
Holy shit.
1044
01:17:01,309 --> 01:17:02,940
- [Director] She be dead.
1045
01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:05,353
- Oh fuck, she's dead, dead.
1046
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:08,050
- [Andy] Between a rock and a hard place
1047
01:17:08,050 --> 01:17:11,483
and I have to do something
before Christmas.
1048
01:17:13,633 --> 01:17:15,883
(laughter)
1049
01:17:16,984 --> 01:17:19,234
(grunting)
1050
01:17:24,831 --> 01:17:27,081
(laughter)
1051
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:39,952
- Andy log.
1052
01:17:40,850 --> 01:17:42,700
I'm taking his keys to slow him down.
1053
01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:53,680
♪ Baby, I love the way you talk ♪
1054
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,504
♪ And I love the way ♪
1055
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,754
(laughter)
1056
01:18:09,577 --> 01:18:11,400
(laughter)
1057
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,389
- Our own big road trip
1058
01:18:12,389 --> 01:18:14,559
and we want you all there
for every big moment.
1059
01:18:14,559 --> 01:18:15,393
- We couldn't have done it
1060
01:18:15,393 --> 01:18:17,687
without our subscribers and sponsors.
1061
01:18:17,687 --> 01:18:21,770
This video is actually subscribered by.
1062
01:18:21,770 --> 01:18:22,732
- [Director] Subscribered.
1063
01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:24,982
(laughter)
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