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Will you not be
coming back to see me?
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I have to bring Circe
back to the US,
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find out what's going on here.
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Why she tried to kill you.
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Do you not think it's best
to just...
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bong!
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We say, "Bang."
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But it doesn't sound like bang.
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It sounds like "Bong."
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- Bong!
- Bang.
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- Bong!
- No, bang.
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No, we can't kill her.
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It's not the way
we do things in America.
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The Internet says otherwise.
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Well, it's not how we
should do things.
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You're such a good man.
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I have such feelings for you,
Richard Flag.
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I have to go.
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Where is the Weasel?
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We all know your boss
has enough problems
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after being caught using
human beings as cannon fodder.
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Does she really need the hell
I am about to rain down
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upon this place for refusing
to let me see my client?
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Ugh, Elizabeth. I told you.
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- That he's sick.
- Yes.
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- Sick, how?
- I don't know.
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Stomach something.
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He's been
coughing up hairballs.
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You are a terrible liar.
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I'm not lying.
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What happened to your leg?
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Well, I was fighting off
an alien invasion.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
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- Oh.
- You mother...
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Even though you got us into
some trouble over there,
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you're good at this.
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If the need comes up
for this type of group again,
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I hope you'll be a part.
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I didn't realize
I had a choice.
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Why is she
looking at him like that?
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Who is he?
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Rick Flag.
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General Boy Scout.
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He and I fought together
in Jarhanpur some moons ago.
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Did you see the way
she looks at him?
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She loves him.
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She loves his
handsome, stupid face.
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Well, okay.
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A bearded face.
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Able to grow hair.
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All right.
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Well, I showed you
what you paid for.
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This is where The Bride is.
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We better land
before they spot us.
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- You're judging me.
- What?
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For not being able to
grow hair on my face.
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As if that makes me
some sort of baby-man.
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Uh...
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What are you
talking about, bud?
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I don't even know...
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Hey!
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Mind your own business!
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John.
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Hey!
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Stop that! Let him go.
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General, where did you
take this man?
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- Man?
- Yes, man.
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- Who are you?
- My name is Elizabeth Bates.
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I'm an attorney
with the Freedom Project,
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representing John Doe.
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John Doe.
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That's not his real name.
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We don't know his real name.
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You don't know his real name
because he can't talk.
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No... I mean, yes.
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Well, where he was
is classified.
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My client is innocent.
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I thought he killed
27 children.
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Where'd he go?
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Stop, police!
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- He was accused of.
- And convicted.
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- And unfairly convicted...
- Okay.
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...of killing eight children,
not 27.
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Oh. Then he's a saint.
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There's no real evidence.
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I've been waiting for him
for three days.
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Fine.
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Take him.
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She here yet?
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I'll make you feel pain
like you never knew existed!
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I'll kill your whole family!
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Leave her be, boys.
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Nice to meet you, Circe.
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My name is Amanda Waller.
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You have no right
to keep me here.
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What are the charges?
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We're charging you with
first degree witchie-poo
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and Maleficent
in the second degree.
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Oh, and Bette Midler in that
one movie in the third degree.
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That's an actress, John.
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That's not a character's name.
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He's talking about Hocus Pocus.
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Again, not a character.
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I'll kill you.
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As I understand it,
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you can't cast spells
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as long as your hands
are restrained.
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So you're just another
redheaded waif
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in an inappropriately
revealing outfit.
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Go to hell.
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Why do all you supervillains
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need to be so sexed up
all the time?
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You like that, John?
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I mean, sort of.
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It's a little thirsty.
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You've found yourself
in the middle
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of an international
incident, Red.
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So you help me, I help you.
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What were you doing
in Pokolistan?
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Trying to save
your worthless lives.
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Come on,
she tried to kill us.
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Save our lives, exactly how?
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From that
princess bitch, Rostovic.
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I was trying to kill her
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to save the world.
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Oh, come on.
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I know it's hep to be
a superhero these days,
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but your resume
doesn't exactly back up
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the Glinda the
Good Witch routine.
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All I see here are murder
and assault charges.
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Even the devil doesn't want
to see the world dying.
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And we should
believe you, why?
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I will show you...
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the future,
Amanda Waller.
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Do you want to see it?
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Or perhaps you want to
stay a pig
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in the slop of
your own ignorance.
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Show me, how?
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I told you about Rostovic.
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If you want to
see for yourself, join me.
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She's full of it.
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According to her file,
she's possibly clairvoyant.
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Which one is that again?
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Reading minds?
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- No, seeing the future.
- Oh.
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With her hands restrained,
she can't cast spells,
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but she might be able to...
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What?
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Get into your head.
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Don't do it, Waller.
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I'm just hoping that
one of these photographs
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might provoke
some type of reaction in...
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No, no, no, no.
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Don't.
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Jesus, John.
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Huh?
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Do any of these photographs
mean anything to you?
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Over here! Over here!
Pass, come on!
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Over here! I'm open!
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Hey, what's that?
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Whoa! Is that a groundhog?
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That ain't no groundhog.
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No way. Too big.
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Come here, boy. Come here.
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Look what I got.
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Fetch, get it.
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Your mom's gonna kill you
if she knows you're feeding it.
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What? It's hungry.
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I got an apple.
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Oh, boy.
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Time's up.
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I'm going to
figure this out, John.
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- You ready?
- For what?
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Ahhh!
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What the hell was that?
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- Waller?
- I don't know.
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She's obviously pulling some
sort of Jedi mind trick on you.
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I don't know.
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- It seemed...
- What?
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Legitimate.
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- Come on.
- Really?
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There's no freaking way.
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Who are you calling?
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So?
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All my research says Circe
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is, in fact,
legitimately clairvoyant.
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On Themyscira,
it's taken as fact.
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Oh, and now we're taking
Themyscira as fact?
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Dude, it's a real place.
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We know that now.
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I know it's a real place,
but what kind of place is it?
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An island of all women?
Come on.
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Ten years ago, Circe warned
the women of the island.
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And yes, they are all women.
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Sign me up, right?
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She warned of a tsunami that
was going to kill thousands.
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Many, but not all of the
islanders took refuge inland.
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A major tsunami did indeed hit
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within an hour
of what Circe predicted.
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Those who took refuge survived.
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Those who did not, did not.
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Since then, her talents
have fallen,
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more often, on the less
altruistic side.
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And why do you think
what she just did to me
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isn't on the less
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altruistic side?
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She's clairvoyant.
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She's not able to
imagine futures.
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I don't see how
what she showed you
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could be anything
other than genuine.
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- Oh, come on.
- Flag.
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Gather the Commandos
and head back to Pokolistan.
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To do what?
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To kill the princess.
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You have to be kidding me.
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What the...
Who even are you, again?
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Aisla MacPherson.
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Dr. MacPherson
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is a tenured professor
at Terrebone University.
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And the world's leading scholar
on Themyscira.
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A place where no outsider
has ever set foot
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because anyone who tries
is killed.
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Why are you wasting time?
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Argh! If Circe is
so clairvoyant,
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why didn't she know that
Weasel was gonna
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beat the crud out of her?
Or that Phosphorus was gonna
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burn her damn face off.
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Clairvoyants usually don't
have control over what bits
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of the future
they see, General.
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Oh, that's convenient.
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John, contact
the Pokolistani Embassy.
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Tell them we have information
of another credible threat
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- against the Princess.
- Waller, stop!
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Now that we've
gained their trust,
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it should be easy to get
the Commandos inside
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and neutralize her.
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Stop it, damn it!
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Are you telling me
the United States is now
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in the business of
executing people
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for crimes they haven't
committed yet?
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The United States
is in the business of
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saving the damn world
by any means necessary.
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Please, Amanda.
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- Amanda?
- Listen to me.
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I'm telling you,
I've met this woman.
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- This isn't her...
- Bumping uglies with someone
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doesn't mean you're
infallibly able
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to know a person's
character, General.
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- I didn't...
- Oh, now,
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don't lie to me, Flag.
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I'm not doing this. I'm out.
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So, what now?
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We find a leader who's
less whiny, little bitch,
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and more just bitch.
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Ugh.
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Ah, so glad to be back home
to the sweet smell of...
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What is this today?
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Hyena vomit?
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What, are we supposed to be
buddies now?
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I think so.
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Look, creature from
the black buffoon,
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I'm just saying, this ain't
enough for me, is it?
263
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I'm a big boy.
264
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,780
I'm hungry.
265
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,366
I've been on a long flight.
266
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,079
What you lookin' at,
Manic Panic?
267
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,166
Give her back her food.
268
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,948
Hey there, give me that.
269
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,534
There you go.
Now everyone's happy, right?
270
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,786
Except for you.
271
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,537
Because you no longer
have food,
272
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,997
and you're ugly.
273
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,833
And this one
because he no longer has a jaw.
274
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,170
- He also might be dead.
- Bride.
275
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,297
Right, I know.
Back into the hole.
276
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,509
No. You're leading the team
back to Pokolistan.
277
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,843
Nina, Phosphorus, Weasel,
278
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,054
get ready to leave.
279
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,140
Yes, listen, I need to
talk to the princess.
280
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,976
The Princess Ilana.
Ilana Rostovic.
281
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,436
Is she there?
282
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,105
I no speak English. Call back.
283
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,357
No, listen! The princess's life
is in danger.
284
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,567
Thank you.
To call back, though, yes!
285
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,695
No! It's a matter
of life or death.
286
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,321
Muerta! How do you say...
287
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,949
Damn it!
288
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,545
Huh?
289
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,300
What the...
290
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,553
Huh?
291
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,056
You think she'll love you?
292
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,059
She'll never love you.
293
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,366
Huh? Ah!
294
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,005
Don't move.
295
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,381
I'm gonna guess your eyeball
296
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,716
isn't as bulletproof
as the rest of you.
297
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,303
I should be the one
screaming here.
298
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,096
You attacked me for no reason.
299
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,682
For no reason?
300
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,436
And now I'm stuck here
on your back
301
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,772
in an incredibly
uncomfortable position.
302
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,317
I ought to blow your brains out
303
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,777
just so I can get down.
304
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,613
I'm laughing.
305
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,450
I heard you!
It's unconvincing.
306
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,787
You think
she'll love you?
307
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,663
She'll never love you.
308
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,290
Who? The Princess?
309
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,917
Now you call her...
310
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,960
Your princess?
311
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,129
Is that your pet name for her?
312
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,133
Dear God, I can't believe
this is happening to me.
313
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,095
She isn't your bride.
314
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,805
She's my bride.
315
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,684
Oh. The Bride.
316
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,894
Who else would I be
talking about,
317
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,479
you DILFy piece of shit?
318
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,814
Listen to me.
319
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,816
The Bride and I have
nothing going on between us.
320
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,150
She's not my type.
321
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,360
And I'm not hers.
322
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,988
- Okay?
- She's everyone's type!
323
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,865
And so are you.
324
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,326
Well, thank you, but no.
325
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,869
Now, can I please come down?
326
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,124
You promise to stop
attacking me so we can talk?
327
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,508
You want a coffee or something?
328
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,177
I'll have tea.
329
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,599
That is a beautiful story.
330
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,477
What a beautiful love
you share with this Princess.
331
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,938
Well, I wouldn't say
it's exactly love.
332
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,356
Oh, it is love.
333
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,859
But she isn't the person
this Circe says she is.
334
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,486
I can't just stand by while
she's murdered in cold blood.
335
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,240
No, not with this
great love at stake.
336
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,867
- Okay.
- The two of you,
337
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,913
like Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet in Titanic.
338
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,415
Have you seen that movie?
339
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,917
- Yeah.
- Oh, not many people have.
340
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,087
But at this point, I have
trouble distinguishing
341
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,672
between you and Leo.
342
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,715
Okay.
343
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,720
Which one of you
is king of the world?
344
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,473
Leo.
345
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,059
Okay.
346
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,519
My love is also great.
347
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,064
But more like
When Harry met Sally...
348
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,607
Have you seen that movie?
349
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,816
I have, yeah.
350
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,234
They want to come together.
351
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,403
Everyone knows
they should be together.
352
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,739
They love each other so much
that, one day,
353
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,742
in the middle of a restaurant,
Sally looks at Harry
354
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,827
and is so overcome
with passion,
355
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,497
she has a pleasure mess
in her pants.
356
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,625
I don't think that's exactly
what's happening in that scene.
357
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,587
My bride, she plays
these little fetch me games,
358
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,632
but she knows inside, as I do,
359
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,968
that we are destined
to be together.
360
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,261
Right.
361
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,848
So, maybe,
we can help each other.
362
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,768
Best friends.
363
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,437
What?
364
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,447
Why did you help me
in the cafeteria?
365
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,033
I owed you
for almost getting you killed.
366
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,244
Oh.
367
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,954
Well, I...
368
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,957
When you put it that way,
we're not exactly even.
369
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,875
I mean, I almost wound up dead.
370
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,796
I'm not sure getting my gross
food back makes up for that.
371
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,137
They want us
to kill the Princess.
372
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,471
Why?
373
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,973
Says, It's on a need to know
basis and...
374
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,308
we don't need to know.
375
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,728
Have you ever
killed anyone before?
376
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,812
Sure. You?
377
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,522
Do I seem like
I've killed somebody?
378
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,066
Not really.
379
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,152
Are you going to
kill the Princess?
380
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,320
Eh. One less human.
381
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,824
More room for the monsters
to roam.
382
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,622
Look at that.
383
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,416
Look at that. Look at that.
384
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,671
Look, over there!
385
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,341
Come on. Come on.
386
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,939
What the hell?
387
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,820
Hey, look.
388
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,864
Somebody left
the back of the school open.
389
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,282
Let's go!
390
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,825
We'll get in trouble.
391
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,745
Not if no one finds out.
392
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,789
Oh, no.
393
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,294
Our grades.
394
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,005
Whoa!
395
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,465
Glug, glug, glug.
396
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,717
Oh, I'm so drunk.
397
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,891
Come on. Over here! Over here!
398
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,485
I don't know
what the hell it was.
399
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,196
Some type of damn werewolf.
400
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,365
He took the kids
into the school.
401
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,658
I think he's gonna kill 'em.
402
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,992
Okay, okay.
403
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,369
We'll be there
as soon as we can, sir.
404
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,746
Well, hurry the hell up.
405
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,581
Ugh! Okay.
406
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,502
I don't know, sounds like
some kind of whack job, but...
407
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,066
Georgie, door.
408
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,614
Ahh!
409
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,575
What are you
so afraid of, child?
410
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,077
And what's that thing
done to you?
411
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,959
Yeah, whoa!
412
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,381
You, stop!
Get away from them kids.
413
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,202
Where'd he go?
414
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,127
Hey, it's got a kid.
415
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,713
Stop, police!
416
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,897
There. I see it.
417
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,009
Ah!
418
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,154
I wonder what he's
dreaming about.
419
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,866
Probably just
chasing squirrels.28572
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