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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,497 Fuck this. I'm calling Carlo. 2 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:14,800 Yeah, they didn't show. The Vespa scooters. 3 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,762 We gotta wait. 4 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,723 Carlo was furious. 5 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,559 His guys waited by the Hackensack River all fucking night. 6 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,602 Fucking Vespas never got into my hands. 7 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,064 This is Port Newark. 8 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,607 Where were your longshoremen? 9 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,152 There's heightened security at the ports. Al-Qaeda. 10 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,404 Done, Johnny. 11 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,281 I gotta go. 12 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,784 Nice job, Billy boy. 13 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,169 Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called? 14 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,046 A lot of things didn't happen that seem like they happened. 15 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,756 Your cousin didn't whack Joey. 16 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,717 The Vespas never got into my hands. 17 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,184 - Eye on the ball, Keaton! Hustle! - Come on. Go, Soph! 18 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,603 Hey, Soph is open! She's open! 19 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,688 - Over here! - She's gotta be at least 11. 20 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,900 Don't put up with that, Lissie! 21 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,652 Careful with those elbows, number seven! 22 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,155 Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds! 23 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,324 Lissie, go! 24 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,369 - They're just a bunch of losers! - Hey, no negatives, you. 25 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:27,789 Come on, Putts, charge the ball! Charge it! 26 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:29,541 Ah! 27 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,169 Foul! That kid tripped my kid. 28 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,129 That's legal. She was going for the ball. 29 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,507 - She was not. - Score! Score! Come on! 30 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:41,094 Your kid is out of control. She's been tripping and pushing all summer. 31 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,305 Oh, shut up and get out of here. 32 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,848 Don't tell me to shut up. 33 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,646 What are you, crazy? 34 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,902 Please, come on. Somebody! 35 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,946 - How do you like it now, bitch? - Help! 36 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,991 No, her kid kicked my kid. Get off! 37 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,329 - Cost you a hundred. - Call. 38 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,957 Sit down. Sit, sit. 39 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,170 I talked to John. 40 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,923 The Vespa scooters came in. 41 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,927 But there was no opportunity to grab them because of security at the ports. 42 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,181 Jesus Christ. The young crowd is crazy for these scooters. 43 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,392 He owes me half that fucking load. 44 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:30,519 - You're not buying it? - I don't know what to think. 45 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,604 He's getting awfully cute with his remarks. 46 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:36,525 All I know is his behavior at that kid's funeral was a disgrace. 47 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,904 - It's a big part of my livelihood, the port. - I will say, very interesting timing, T. 48 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,657 You and John had that little chat at the funeral... 49 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,409 ...whatever that was. 50 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,661 Suddenly, no Vespas. 51 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,875 All right, I gotta take this. 52 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:59,172 Take one of Carlo's guys. Start hanging around down Port Newark. 53 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,883 Find out what the fuck is going on. 54 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:04,970 The property taxes, I know. 55 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,847 Hello to you too. 56 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,766 I thought you should know your sister, Janice, got arrested. 57 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,227 - What? - In Essex County this afternoon... 58 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,105 ...an incident of sports rage among soccer moms... 59 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,608 ...led to the arrest of a Verona woman with ties to the Mafia. 60 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,528 Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene. What about it, Gillian? 61 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,990 Think that other mother better go into the soccer-mom protection program? 62 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,408 Maybe she should, Carl. 63 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,327 It started here at Summit Avenue Park... 64 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,038 club soccer match. 65 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,998 An altercation between soccer moms... 66 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,126 ...that sent one mother to the hospital and one to jail. 67 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,628 Denise McCarthy, a parent, witnessed the violence. 68 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,589 I just feel so bad for the kids. 69 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,091 Parents taping the match captured the melee. 70 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,803 - Come on! Somebody! - How do you like it now, bitch? 71 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:51,516 Her kid kicked my kid. 72 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,185 Charges are still pending but... 73 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,188 ...we know that the woman shown here being taken into custody... 74 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:01,526 ...is Janice Baccalieri, sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss, Anthony Soprano. 75 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,321 Guess you could call it a Mafia-related hit. 76 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,115 We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk. 77 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,534 It's a growing problem in our society. 78 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:15,123 Psychologists are finding that certain individuals are particularly prone to rage. 79 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:19,002 Almost any frustration, inconvenience... 80 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,506 ...or perceived inconsideration will set them off. 81 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,175 Motherfucker! 82 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,473 Janice, open the door! 83 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,893 - Where is she? - It wasn't my fault! 84 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,478 My name was all over the TV... 85 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,896 ...because of your bullshit! 86 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,398 It's not that simple, Ton. 87 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,900 Apparently, the woman's kid was picking on Sophia. 88 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,235 Why wasn't she collared? 89 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,529 I am suing the township for wrongful arrest... 90 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,280 - No, you're not! - And the YSO. 91 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,949 No, no, you're not! 92 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,910 What you're gonna do is call Neil. You're gonna plea it down. 93 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,539 You're gonna pay the fine and not turn this into one of your cause célèbres. 94 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,582 Anybody's side but mine. 95 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,459 That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her. 96 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,003 Well, we know that. 97 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,506 What? 98 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,884 - You and your fucking temper, Janice. - Get out. 99 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,307 This is the end of it. 100 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,188 Get out! 101 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,733 Tony. 102 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,239 I know this looks bad. 103 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,034 But on the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter. 104 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,120 I don't give a fuck. 105 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,748 All right, I do give a fuck. 106 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:42,210 But how many times I gotta tell you, get control of your wife! 107 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,174 Sophia? 108 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,636 Sophia? 109 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,061 I'm so embarrassed. 110 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,606 I don't wanna see any of my friends again. 111 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,400 Well, when you're a parent, you'll see. 112 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,028 You'll defend your children like a lion with her cubs. 113 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,863 You're not my parent. 114 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,781 What did you say? 115 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,868 I'm here. 116 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,038 And I try to care very much. 117 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,291 - Now, get to sleep. - You gonna punch me? 118 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,962 Jan? Can I talk to you? 119 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,801 Sophia, go to sleep. 120 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,063 We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted. 121 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,023 No, now. 122 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,359 What, I don't have a say in things? 123 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,778 Janice, I think you need professional help. 124 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,240 Oh, I'll be having an extra session with Sandy, believe me. 125 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,242 Sandy, Sandy. What does she do? 126 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:58,954 She says you were picked on by your father and asks you to read screenplays. 127 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,206 I think there's anger specialists. 128 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,792 And I think you should see a weight-loss specialist. 129 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,460 You don't see it in yourself. 130 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,754 I heard you with Sophia. 131 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,422 You were getting along much better. 132 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,884 She says one little thing, and you get nasty. 133 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,678 I'm so sore. 134 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,638 This is not an isolated incident. 135 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,974 They won't let you shop up at the corner anymore. 136 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,769 Those coffee beans were burnt, Bobby. You tasted them. 137 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:26,731 Janice, I like a spitfire type. I told you. 138 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,026 - But me and the kids can't live like this. - Like what? 139 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,822 This was a nice house. 140 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,365 Peaceful. I don't know. 141 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,867 There wasn't all this yelling and tension. 142 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,203 How could you understand? 143 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,080 Your dad was a sweetheart... 144 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,249 ...even when he had emphysema. 145 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,669 My house, it was dog-eat-dog. 146 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,005 Well, be that as it may, the past and all... 147 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,383 ...if you don't go to these anger classes they have or whatever... 148 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,010 ...this with us ain't gonna work out. 149 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,741 What do you think he clears here? 150 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,704 Two crap tables, blackjack, roulette. 151 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:27,876 You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere from 2500 to 5 G's a night for himself. 152 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,172 It used to be you, didn't it? 153 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,923 Teacher's pet. 154 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,968 - Stop making meatballs, Paulie. - I'm just saying. 155 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,929 Now you know what I went through. 156 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,936 Okay, it's the same Gina had at her wedding. 157 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,855 We should see how it looks on your face. 158 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,815 Chrissy. 159 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,533 What the fuck? 160 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,794 - What's up? - Hey there, cos. 161 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,587 Guess who called me today. 162 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,589 - How'd you find me? - Not gonna guess? 163 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,467 - Okay, who? - Our friend with the orchard. 164 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,220 - No shit. He okay? - Yeah. 165 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,598 - Sold the place. Moving to Florida. - He should. Getting on in years. 166 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,813 - Oh, shit. - You still got your canned peaches there. 167 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,942 I just had the car serviced. Watch what you say. 168 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,694 I gotta move that shit? 169 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,821 - Again? - That developer's going up there. 170 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,490 Obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend... 171 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,159 ...if somebody opened the canned fruit. 172 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,954 So you and your cousin are going there to take care of it. 173 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:48,081 - I'll do it. - I'm worried about the old guy. 174 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,457 I told you, I'll do it. 175 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,335 The thing is, my old man's got a few jars up there also. 176 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,962 Could make problems for my uncle. 177 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,091 It's gonna be a lot of work... 178 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,760 ...which, with Louise around, can only be done at night. 179 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,929 - That's true. - This has to be done... 180 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,389 ...in two weeks, the latest. 181 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,224 Bulldozers are coming. 182 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,935 What, you picking out wedding cakes? 183 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,396 - Yeah. - Hope you have better luck than I did. 184 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,940 Why, you didn't like your cake? 185 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,943 Your luck's been fucking great and listen to you cursing it out. 186 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,571 Got something you wanna say? 187 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,616 - All right. - So call me. 188 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,212 Well, who is this Uncle Pat anyway? 189 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,383 He was a knock-around guy like Tony's dad. 190 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,387 But they let him retire to this farm upstate New York. 191 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,973 Sounds funny but it wasn't. 192 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,933 He had the hiccups for, like, a year. 193 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,519 - Jeez. - Great guy. 194 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,646 Had a daughter but she lived with her mom. 195 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:59,027 Us boys each got sent up there summers when we hit 12 or 13. 196 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,945 He'd school us. 197 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,156 Did he have the hiccups? 198 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,617 No, I told you, that went away. 199 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,368 What, you think it's fucking funny? 200 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,788 He almost committed suicide because of it. 201 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,581 How would you like it? 202 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,584 Where's my Barneys underpants with the ventilated cotton? 203 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,669 Still in the dryer. 204 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,675 Tell you one thing. 205 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,428 I need fucking Tony B. up there like I need a third nut. 206 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,224 God, all this resentment. He is your cousin. 207 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,851 Yeah? Should have seen him when I was little. 208 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,269 Him and Tony both. 209 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,188 How they broke my balls... 210 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,565 ...teased me. 211 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,944 One time, I was spending the summer... 212 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,405 ...up at Uncle Pat's farm, just like they used to. I was 11. 213 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,866 They came up... They were, like, 19. To shoot guns. 214 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,743 They didn't take me with them. 215 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,287 When I tramped through the stickers and found them... 216 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,581 ...they said I had to be initiated into a club... 217 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,377 ...by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. 218 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,382 I was on that tree until 3:00 in the fucking morning. 219 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,552 I worshipped these two guys. 220 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,720 Tony Soprano, especially. 221 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:11,182 When he was by himself, he used to push me on my Big Wheels... 222 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,309 ...he'd teach me curse words. 223 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,603 When he was by himself. 224 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,608 Where's the Tinactin? 225 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,112 Right on the night table. 226 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,406 And here we are again. 227 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:31,911 Tony B. goes wrong, and Tony lays a 200-K-a-year cash cow on him. 228 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,837 Christopher, don't get mad, okay? 229 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:46,551 I know we kind of touched on it a couple of times but... You're so unhappy. 230 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,220 What if we left here? 231 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,139 Went far away. 232 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,391 And you went into something else. 233 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,102 - Like what? - I don't know, like... 234 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,813 Pick up your writing, maybe. 235 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,982 Male modeling. 236 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,069 I'll get back to the writing someday... 237 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,780 ...but from a position of great wealth. 238 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,326 Far as male modeling, I'd probably be a success... 239 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,037 ...but I wouldn't want to be around those fucking people. 240 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,958 I'm a soldier, Adriana. 241 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,877 When you gonna understand that? 242 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,640 What the fuck! 243 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,308 Carmela. 244 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,186 - What? - There's no water in the pool. 245 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,856 Yeah, I had it drained. The electricity costs a fortune. 246 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,275 I can't afford it. You're the only one who uses it. 247 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,243 I thought we were getting along better. 248 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:59,123 So you polluted all the decent lawyers in New Jersey so they can't represent me? 249 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,960 - You couldn't play fair. - I'm not the one that wanted it! 250 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,795 Okay, so let's just pretend... 251 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,547 ...that you weren't begging for it in millions of ways... 252 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,299 ...because I am worn out here. 253 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,944 Fucking... 254 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,004 He's a nice kid, Finn. 255 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,672 Right? 256 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,757 Right. 257 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,931 We gonna throw them an engagement party? 258 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,059 Well, if we can be civil. 259 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,895 She's so young. 260 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,397 Same age we were. 261 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,279 It wasn't all bad. 262 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,083 Last time, I asked you to jot down one or two situations... 263 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,918 ...or people that trigger your anger. 264 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,172 So much that when you think about it, you get angry all over again. 265 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,590 Anybody got...? 266 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,051 Let's give Bradley a chance this time. 267 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,306 My partner parked me in again. I couldn't find the keys. 268 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,018 - I woke him up, and he starts yelling. - Describe the feelings. 269 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,354 - I think... - My stepkids do that all the time. 270 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,648 They leave their bikes in the garage... 271 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,651 ...and if I wanna pull in, I gotta get out and move the bikes... 272 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,153 ...with a car of groceries. 273 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,489 Doris, can't you keep Billy's bike out of the driveway? 274 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,703 It was a famous commercial from the '60s. 275 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,205 Bufferin. 276 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,791 Guy has a headache, and he takes it out on his wife. 277 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,795 Back to Bradley... 278 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,964 ...I'm trying to get into his actual physical sensations of anger. 279 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,092 He saw red. Who wouldn't? 280 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,135 She's right. I mean, why is he in here? 281 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,472 Why isn't his roommate in therapy for selfishness issues? 282 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,601 There are things that are irritating and annoying and out of our control. 283 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,771 What we can control is our response to those triggers. 284 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,232 So people just get a free pass? The whole world? 285 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,944 I told you about my supervisor checking my work and nobody else's. 286 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,571 - I wonder why. - Because you're a minority. 287 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,282 - Exactly. That's why I'm in here. - Uh huh. 288 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,537 - You seem angry about Evelyn's problem. - It makes me mad. 289 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,415 It doesn't make you mad. You make you mad. 290 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,377 I come from a biased family, but I was different. 291 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,212 I put all my faith and my hopes... 292 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,882 ...into the civil rights movement. I left home, and I marched. 293 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,300 And for what? 294 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,929 So they could ride around in their SUVs, blasting that rap shit? 295 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,598 And you can't say anything because they might have guns? 296 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,851 Wait a fucking minute. Who's "they"? 297 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,352 If the shoe fits... 298 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,521 This is fucking priceless. 299 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,191 Okay, let's not time travel here. Let's try to stay in the present. 300 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,444 Janice, you're angry. Let's stay with that. 301 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,780 What are your actual physical feelings right now? 302 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,158 I'd like to punch you in the face. 303 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,160 Your hands are clenched. 304 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,120 Did you realize that? 305 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,666 You're provoking me to make a point and maybe that's your job, but I don't like it. 306 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,169 Look at you. You're not even listening. 307 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,254 - Hello, he's talking to me. - No. 308 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,174 You and me, we do most of the talking in here. 309 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:40,678 The man is trying to say that those people outside, they do the thing... 310 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,849 ...but we're the ones that get upset and start carrying on. That's all he's saying. 311 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,398 The Hudson Valley. 312 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,237 That Legend of Sleepy Hollow cartoon. 313 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,364 Scared the piss out of me as a kid. 314 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,949 Would you mind watching your shoe? 315 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,161 Oh, sure. 316 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,872 It's a $50,000 vehicle. I don't want it scuffed up. 317 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,467 Uncle Pat's farm. 318 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,263 When you're 12, 13, man, it's like fucking heaven, right? 319 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,683 Running around in the woods. 320 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,352 Driving that tractor. 321 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,190 He made me clear the brush by the fence with a fucking scythe, though. 322 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,568 Yeah, I had to do that. Tony too. 323 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,989 And water his fucking tomatoes and his basinigol'. 324 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,408 Changed, though, you know, Pat's. 325 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,827 After Louise came back there to live... 326 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,121 ...it wasn't just you and Pat and his stories. 327 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,006 They used to call me Ichabod Crane. 328 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,386 - Who? - Some very sorry people, that's who. 329 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,433 The Carmela front. 330 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,354 Did you two ever discuss that evening you made love? 331 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,441 It was a one-time deal. 332 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,736 - I've moved on. - What about the depression? 333 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,200 Your revelation about your cousin... 334 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,369 ...his prison sentence. 335 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,037 You were very upset. 336 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,542 I haven't had a lot of time to think about that. 337 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,587 My sister. 338 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,174 She attacked some woman... 339 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:48,180 - ...at her stepkid's soccer game. - You've mentioned her temper before. 340 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,183 She got charged with aggravated assault and... 341 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,602 - ...resisting arrest. - Excellent. 342 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,979 Let's talk about that. 343 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,523 - What? - Rage. 344 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,735 - Why? - Depression is rage turned inward. 345 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,906 Tell me about the Soprano temper. 346 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,992 Well, the thing is, it's bad for business. 347 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,785 Clouds your judgment. 348 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,121 John, he always had a terrible temper. 349 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,622 - John? - Gotti. 350 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,499 In the end, I think it hurt him. 351 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,003 See, we forget that in the old days, the ones that came over... 352 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,339 ...that started this thing... 353 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,965 ...they didn't get mad. 354 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,177 They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. 355 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,972 That's the whole, beautiful point. You know what they say: 356 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,475 "Revenge is like serving cold cuts." 357 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:37,480 Yeah, I think it's, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 358 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,399 - So, what did I say? - But why revenge all the time? 359 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,654 Where does it come from, this insatiable anger you and your sister share? 360 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,115 I wondered how long it'd take for her to come up. 361 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,160 Your mother? What about your father? 362 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,413 You never saw her chop off someone's finger. 363 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,207 Told you about that, didn't I? 364 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,958 Yes. 365 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,338 - Oh, Jesus, I wish I hadn't. - Why? 366 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,673 I dress up nice and everything when I come here. 367 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,176 Okay, let's stick to the subject. 368 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,638 - Which is what? - Your own intolerance for frustration. 369 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,644 "Thank you for holding. 370 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,437 Your call is important to us." 371 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,981 If it's so important to you, answer the fucking phone! 372 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:25,945 - Stay with that. - It's a level of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit! 373 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:29,198 Each idea they come up with that's supposed to make things better... 374 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,159 - ...makes things worse. - Okay, right. I agree. 375 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,203 "The center cannot hold." 376 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,374 - "The falcon cannot hear the falconer." - What the fuck are you talking about? 377 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,545 We live in a time of technological and spiritual crisis. 378 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,713 But you feel you're above all of it. 379 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:49,135 Certainly above any inconvenience or annoyance. 380 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,762 And if things don't go your way... 381 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:57,351 ...instead of being merely disappointed or inconvenienced, you blow. 382 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,026 My sister's... 383 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,738 She's taking anger management classes. 384 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,908 You know, maybe she's on the right track. 385 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,286 Is this something you'd consider? 386 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,954 No. 387 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:23,169 Well, but I'll admit, it's not good for me, all this fucking agitation. 388 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,796 Wears me out. 389 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,882 Fucking exhausted all the time. 390 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,258 Where did we start off? 391 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,719 I don't know. 392 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,013 Depression is rage turned inward. 393 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,809 Yeah, yeah. 394 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,234 This is nice. 395 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,572 For inner city kids like me, this was important. 396 00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:54,617 Inner city? You lived by the largest shopping mall in Jersey. 397 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:58,245 It's over now. She's sticking me in that home in Florida... 398 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,957 - ...and that's the last I'll ever see of her. - I'll be right down the road, Pop. 399 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,584 I got a beautiful condo. 400 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,962 Thinks she's gonna meet some old, lonely widower. 401 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,262 Louise, it's time for dessert. 402 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,848 I'm getting it. 403 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,684 And do me a favor. 404 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,188 Be as polite as you are when it's just the two of us. 405 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,949 We know where Chrissy buried the guy. But with Uncle Johnny's... 406 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,201 ...you gotta help us out. 407 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,079 Well... 408 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:42,831 ...I'm not exactly sure... 409 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,583 ...but there was two of them. 410 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,960 The Johnson brothers. 411 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,545 You don't remember where? 412 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,132 It was a long time ago. 413 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,928 We can't excavate the whole fucking place. 414 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,305 Because you know what Tony's gonna say. 415 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,516 Let him come up here and dig then. 416 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,978 Please. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. 417 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,729 That's no joke. 418 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,690 Our bodies are 86 percent water. 419 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,401 His last blood test, he was 65 percent zeppole. 420 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,578 When he heard the term "pie in the sky," he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne. 421 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,204 That's pretty good. 422 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:28,419 I learned in recovery that he's just tamping down his feelings, T, by eating. 423 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:32,715 I should talk to him. 424 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,175 It's a shame, because he used to be the funnest guy. 425 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,927 When was that? 426 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:43,434 He's got the world by the balls and acts like everything's a big imposition. 427 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,438 Being at the top, he's isolated himself. 428 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,732 Yeah, it's just him and his money. 429 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,915 Hello. 430 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,755 - Who is this guy, anyway? - My first. 431 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:15,382 Czechoslovakian guy. 432 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,135 This is the second time I'm moving him. 433 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,987 - Come here, you little fuck. - Guys, wait... 434 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,448 - Come here, you little fuck. - It wasn't me... 435 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,078 Help! Please, don't kill me. 436 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,622 What the fuck are you running for? 437 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,084 The night of the 12th, there was a ship from Italy... 438 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,378 ...with these containers of Vespa motor scooters. 439 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,838 I don't know anything about any fucking Vespas! 440 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,508 We know they got here. What happened to them? 441 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,636 I don't know. I wasn't here. 442 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,806 Well, apparently he says he wasn't here. 443 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,768 Who picked up... 444 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:12,231 ...our motherfucking, cocksucking Vespas? 445 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,609 In two seconds... 446 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,362 ...this is going up your ass. 447 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,572 It was the guys from New York. 448 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,074 Phil Leotardo and them. 449 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,048 Listen... 450 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,634 ...thanks for doing this. 451 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,721 - You didn't have to. - Fuck that. You're my little cousin. 452 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,651 Think I can imagine what you may be hearing about me. 453 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,028 And what happened in New York. 454 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:04,408 - All I can say is, there's no truth to it. - I didn't think nothing. 455 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,120 As for Tony putting me in at the casino, I knew people were gonna resent that. 456 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:12,249 But I went away for a long time. Stood up for this family. 457 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,419 And you, or anybody, can think what they like... 458 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,380 - ...but I feel I had a little coming to me. - Hey, absolutely. 459 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,008 I was telling Benny the other day. He was complaining. 460 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,553 And what I said about Tony before? You know I love him like a brother. 461 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,930 I love him too. 462 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,309 We saw the guy down the pier. John has the Vespas. 463 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,855 And to think of how supportive you were of him. 464 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,400 - The whole little Carmine fiasco. - It's fucking payback. 465 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:24,279 Johnny has it in his head that my cousin had something to do with Joey Peeps. 466 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:27,074 Johnny should be out looking for the real killers... 467 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,535 ...instead of spending his time on that golf course. 468 00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,833 A whole fucking shipment of cheese coming in next month. 469 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,168 The imported provolone. 470 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:41,338 I guess we can kiss that goodbye too now, right? 471 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,763 Motherfucker! 472 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,492 Carmela, hi. What are you doing here? 473 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,580 My son is a senior here now. We were electing party chairs for senior night. 474 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:17,082 Oh, right. 475 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,500 So how are you? 476 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,336 - Fine. - You were pretty upset when you left... 477 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,005 ...and I wanted to call. 478 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,883 I began to rue what happened, and I was probably a little... 479 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,926 I'm going back with my husband. 480 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,137 Oh, well, that's good. 481 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,098 Well, all the best. 482 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,992 You don't drink no more? 483 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,953 Clean and sober 14 months. 484 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,539 Yeah, your mother has that problem. 485 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,751 Good for you. 486 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,642 That's right. 487 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,477 What? 488 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,730 The Johnson brothers' bodies. 489 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,232 I know where they are. 490 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,404 Over by the fence in the northwest corner... 491 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,865 ...because that night I noticed one of my pickers... 492 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,786 ...had stuck a Swiss Colony bottle upside down on one of the fence posts. 493 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,539 I was goddamn mad they were drinking on the job, I'll tell you. 494 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,960 It's still there, the glass bottle. 495 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,212 - Are you fucking sure? - Lunch! 496 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,466 - Look what I got for you. - Thank you. 497 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,010 - Sandwich? - Oh, very good. 498 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,721 - Here, Pop. - Oh, thank you. 499 00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,893 - Beautiful. - For you. 500 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,774 This is mail from three fucking weeks ago. 501 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,568 The girl didn't even show up today. 502 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,487 Call the service and get somebody new. 503 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,198 Two classes, she's telling people how to run their life. 504 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,535 Don't let it stop you from taking your kids to the rink. 505 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,215 You have every right to be mad at me... 506 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,591 ...and I apologize. 507 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:36,805 I know it's bad for the family. For... For business. 508 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,056 But I'm working on it. 509 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,937 Yeah, I know. Bobby told me. 510 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,986 - So how's that going? - Anger management? 511 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,196 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 512 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:57,534 It's such a relief to let go of all that shit. And... 513 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,203 ...I never realized what an angry person I was and... 514 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,747 ...how it fed itself. 515 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,582 So they got you on tranquilizers? 516 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,792 No. 517 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,170 Basically... 518 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:11,048 ...it's taking responsibility for your anger... 519 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:14,885 ...and, you know, learning to recognize your feelings of anger... 520 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,180 ...and that they're just feelings. You don't have to act on them. 521 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,474 People want that so they can walk all over you. 522 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,477 A lot of anger is self-importance. 523 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,063 - Self-importance? - Problems with authority. 524 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:30,400 Dr. Seepman locks the door promptly at 7. 525 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,652 People wig out if they don't get in. 526 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,614 Start banging on the door. It's a big lesson. 527 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,160 I was making everybody in my life miserable. 528 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,538 Yelling and screaming or pouting and feeling victimized... 529 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:47,876 ...but I feel so much better now. About everything. 530 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,838 It's like this great sadness is beginning to lift. 531 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,341 - Sadness? - Yeah. 532 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,180 Well, I'm happy for you. 533 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,140 Thank you. 534 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,519 I am. 535 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,254 Your bid, Chrissy. 536 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,549 You expecting someone? 537 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,803 There he is. 538 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:43,265 My God, I don't believe it. 539 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,184 Who's that, Anthony? 540 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,483 What's the matter? You all right? 541 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,403 God, you're big. 542 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,448 Look at those shoulders. 543 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,368 - Jan sends her love. And Bob too. - Did you eat? 544 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,579 Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest. 545 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,664 Just go get him a plate. 546 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,000 Sit down. 547 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,210 You look good. 548 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,670 Feel good. 549 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,423 So how we doing? 550 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,803 Took care of mine last night. The Johnson brothers, we'll get tonight. 551 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,892 Uncle Pat was like Johnny Mnemonic. Right, Uncle Pat? 552 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,311 We're playing pinochle. Take a hand. 553 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,447 - This is the life, huh? - I'm with you. 554 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,449 Yeah, we were just saying that. 555 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,703 Here's to a job well done. 556 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,794 This place hasn't changed much, huh? 557 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,006 Met some pretty nice college girls the other night, huh, Ton? 558 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:42,884 She liked you. Miss Raven-Hair. 559 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,014 - Pat seems good, huh? - Yeah. 560 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,600 Louise seems fat. 561 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,608 The human body is 86 percent water. 562 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:02,779 But Louise's last blood test, she was 65 percent zeppole. 563 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,451 That's a good one. 564 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,497 I knew a guy. When he was gonna eat Philly cheese steak... 565 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,834 ...the mayor of Philly would have to call out the National Guard. 566 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:21,089 What the fuck's so funny about that? 567 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,466 Doesn't even make sense. 568 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,261 Well, he's drunk. 569 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,471 Him? No way. 570 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,598 He's in recovery. 571 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,602 Well, if you recover your fucking balls, give us a call. 572 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,022 We might like to hang out. 573 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:41,526 No, seriously, it's not funny. He's... He's a 12-stepper. Right? 574 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,362 Well, yeah. You know that. That's right. 575 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,659 Maybe he could take a couple of steps out the door so we could have some fun. 576 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,623 Come on, don't get pissy now. He's just having a joke. That's all. 577 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,794 Sobriety's hard enough work without having to get mocked for it. 578 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,464 Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have a fucking drink? 579 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:05,008 Because you're driving everybody crazy with this shit. 580 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,677 The fucking higher power yammering and the sweets... 581 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:11,598 ...and the key lime pie and the... Jesus. 582 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,227 Order a fucking bull shot, will you? Do me a favor. 583 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,988 I'm sorry. I... 584 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,158 - Didn't realize I was being a jerk off. - No, no. 585 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,411 - No, no, no. - Look, it's just, you know, come on. 586 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:38,041 Hey, you're doing the right thing. 587 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,834 You're doing the right thing. 588 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:51,221 Do you like his car? Schwarzenegger's. Pretty fucking great, huh? 589 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,390 Oh, yeah, the Humvee, yeah. Yeah, it's nice. 590 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,183 Kind of steep, though. 591 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,061 You told me you didn't pay. You gave the guy a hum job. 592 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,063 For the Humvee. 593 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,401 - Maybe he'd like to hum me. - Who, a friend of Bill over here? 594 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:08,154 - Fucking wits over here. - Bill? I'll say. 595 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,865 That? That's not a bill, that's a beak. 596 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,992 You know... 597 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,330 ...that was you he made that joke about the zeppole content. 598 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:22,794 On the way home, we can drop him off at Beakskill. 599 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,631 Well, if beaks could kill, that one certainly would. 600 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,096 You know, I could have called you Ichabod Crane. 601 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,390 But I didn't. 602 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,768 What the fuck's he talking about? Ichabod Crane? 603 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,020 Nothing. 604 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,653 Well, here's to the Johnson brothers... 605 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:51,781 ...whoever the fuck they were. 606 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,659 - Johnson brothers. - Johnson brothers. 607 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,714 - Back pain? Is your pain... 608 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,425 - carrying case and are ergonomically... 609 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,968 - Port Newark in New Jersey... 610 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:13,553 - Ninety-five... 611 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,388 - but one example. 612 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,558 Six million containers enter U.S. ports every year... 613 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:23,563 ...yet fewer than 2 percent of them are opened and inspected by U.S. Customs. 614 00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:27,150 It is physically impossible to check every container without essentially... 615 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,569 ...stopping global commerce. 616 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,363 But what keeps officials from sleeping at night they say... 617 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,616 ...is terrorists could use shipping containers... 618 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:38,161 ...to smuggle in a weapon of mass destruction. 619 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,747 It is within capabilities of Islamic fundamentalists... 620 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,417 ...to track a container with a global positioning system... 621 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:48,379 ...and detonate a nuclear or biological weapon hidden inside. 622 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,049 - Son of a bitch. - In fact a terrorist could even use... 623 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:55,595 ...a shipping container to smuggle himself into the country. 624 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,516 There he is. 625 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,394 What I saw on TV last night... 626 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,774 ...the ports are wide open. Government's not doing shit. 627 00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:11,152 - Louise, where's my butter substitute? - Right in front of you. 628 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,404 You hear what I just said? I knew it was bad... 629 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,823 ...but do you realize there's 7 million containers? 630 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:18,326 The news team put radioactive shit in one of them. 631 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:21,496 - Wasn't even detected. - Please, my ears. 632 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,582 Sit down. Sit. Come on. 633 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,751 I made eggs. 634 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,046 Could have been a goddamn A-bomb. 635 00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:32,340 - You want coffee? - Yeah. 636 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,803 Fucking terrible nightmares. 637 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,847 Yeah, it knocked the edge right the hell off your appetite. 638 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,728 - What's the matter with you? - No, it is some scary shit. 639 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,855 Not my problem much longer. 640 00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:52,402 Speaking of scary shit, was that you in the bathroom this morning? 641 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:57,448 Oh, yeah. I thought they already dropped a biological weapon. 642 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,996 All right, I gotta go. 643 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,582 I thought we were gonna do a little hunting. 644 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:09,085 - You hear the turkeys this morning? - No, I gotta take off. 645 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:12,130 Uncle Pat, take care of yourself. 646 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,215 Be careful of the alligators down there. 647 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,384 All right, tough guy. 648 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:56,090 Hey, Ton. What'd you do? Knock over a roadside stand? 649 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:58,176 My uncle's farm. 650 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,386 Less than a hundred miles from here. 651 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,263 It's like a whole different world. 652 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,684 The bullshit really falls away up there. 653 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,656 Hear about that shit with the ports? 654 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:23,993 I know customs agents are bad for us, but anti-terrorism-wise, they do nothing. 655 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,371 What's it gonna take? A fucking nuclear bomb? 656 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:30,333 They caught one of these Al-Qaeda cocksuckers trying to sneak in here. 657 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,169 - Thank God they got him. - There's enough they don't catch. 658 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:35,963 You gotta realize the administration's busy, though, too. 659 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:39,008 Handing out non-competitive building contracts to their friends. 660 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:42,428 Hell, we can all understand that. 661 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,808 We're fucking sitting ducks here. The only thing between our homes... 662 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,976 ...and Port Newark is a chainlink fence. 663 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:51,896 There's a nuclear bomb in a container and we're fucking dead. 664 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,524 That's why you gotta live for today. 665 00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,488 - What'd you say? - That's why you gotta live for today. 666 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,199 Talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck! 667 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,077 Your kids! My kids! Burning into cinders! 668 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,204 I can't even think about it. 669 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,790 You stupid... 670 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378 Can't even fucking think about it. 671 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,505 Think about it now. 672 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,174 Thinking about it now? 673 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,552 - Right now? - Hey, Tony. 674 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,346 Yeah, yeah, take it easy. Take it easy. Take a walk. 675 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,849 - Get some air. - Take it easy. 676 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,726 - Take a walk outside. - Take it easy. 677 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,728 All right, everybody. 678 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,899 - Take it easy. Take it easy. - Come on. 679 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:53,332 - I wake you up? - Yeah. 680 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,295 I just come from the hospital. You said you wanted to know. 681 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,505 Oh, how's he doing? 682 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,051 - Hey. - Hey. 683 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:06,929 - Sorry. - It's all right. 684 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:09,807 Doctor has a peel at 1. 685 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,186 - Hi. - How you doing, hon? 686 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:15,313 - Call me? - Yeah. 687 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,983 Bye. 688 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,528 - See you later. - That the dermatology nurse? 689 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,363 - Yeah. - Nice looking. 690 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,866 Well, they get the best skin treatments half-price. 691 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:35,917 So, what'd they say? He's gonna be okay, the kid? 692 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,169 He's big, strapping. He'll be all right. 693 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:42,048 But he's got some hearing loss in one ear. Looks like it could be permanent. 694 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,009 Skip, the poor fuck knows he should keep his mouth shut. 695 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,974 Go over there. 696 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,936 You make sure he gets the best. 697 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,779 Thing is, Ton, he's quitting the Bing. 698 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:09,033 And he told Sil, "And I'd appreciate it if Tony don't come visit me." 699 00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,035 He don't wanna see you. 700 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,996 I told him, watch his mouth. 701 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:18,960 These things happen, T. That's why I don't like to talk politics. 702 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,808 - You did? - Please, I couldn't believe it myself. 703 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:37,019 - Well, are you going back with Tony? - No. 704 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,981 - Then why'd you say it? - I don't know, it just came out. 705 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,858 Asshole. He was gonna call me. 706 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,193 - Did he? - Jerk. 707 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,405 Come in. 708 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,951 Hi. 709 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,995 Uncle Pat. 710 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,206 - Where's A.J? - He's not coming. 711 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:59,959 You lose them to their friends for a bit but he'll be back. 712 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,711 - Hi, Uncle Ton. - Hey. 713 00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:07,925 Soph? 714 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,932 - Before dinner? - Half? 715 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:23,357 - Thank you. - Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice. 716 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,568 - Hey, Tony. - Hey. 717 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,403 - I thought I heard your voice. - Hello? 718 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,988 - Good game on later. - Yeah? 719 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,240 I think we're on the "Do not call" list. 720 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:33,075 No, no, we're happy with our service. 721 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:36,579 Are those telemarketers? Just hang up. Hang up! 722 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,541 We're just sitting down to dinner. Okay. Please don't call again. 723 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,586 Thank you, thank you. 724 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,716 Bobby, Soph, come on. 725 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,768 It's a G5. It's got a 64-bit architecture. 726 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,978 They speak a different language with computers. 727 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,440 I saw a show on computers, how the prices have dropped so low... 728 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,902 ...that you can buy one for $500 at Costco, that's more powerful... 729 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,447 ...than the one that they used to put the astronauts on the moon. 730 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,783 Good eggplant, Jan. 731 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,328 Yeah, delicious. 732 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,254 Wonder where Harpo's eating his Sunday dinner? 733 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,133 What? 734 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,597 - Just wondering what Harpo's up to. - Who's Harpo? 735 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,683 That's Hal, Janice's son. 736 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,102 - You have a son? - You didn't tell us that. 737 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:53,823 You know that song, "Harpo's Song" by Phoebe Snow? 738 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,118 Because that's the song you named Harpo after, right? 739 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,955 He's half French-Canadian, Harpo. 740 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,083 All right, Tony, make fun of a boy because of his name. 741 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,677 I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother"? 742 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,603 Sacre bleu, where is me mama? 743 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,024 Son of a bitch. You fucking son of a bitch! 744 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,608 - Come on! - Daddy! 745 00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:33,404 - Daddy! - You miserable fuck! 746 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,073 I don't got a right to ask? I'm the boy's uncle. 747 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,992 Easy, sweetie, easy. 748 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,456 Easy, sweetie, easy. 749 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,082 Hate him. I hate him... 58800

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