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Well, you sound like a
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great crowd.
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Um... we got a couple empty seats
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out there?
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Or are some of you dressed up
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like chairs?
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You know, I was gonna wear a
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costume, since it is so close to
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Halloween, but then I thought,
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you know what, people already
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have a hard enough time
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recognizing me, so...
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Hey, we got a great show for
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you tonight.
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Stay where you are.
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We'll be right back.
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Top story tonight is a tragic
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one.
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Moments ago, late-night
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talk-show host Jack West was
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found dead in the living room of
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his Hollywood Hills home, the
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victim of an apparent murder.
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♪ she came, she came to meet
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a man ♪
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♪ she found an angel
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♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
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was his name, now ♪
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♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
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was his name, now ♪
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♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
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was his name, now ♪
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That's right.
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Who's not Jack West, huh, you
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little bitch?
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Who hit the home run?
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Yeah, you did.
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That's right.
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Okay.
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It's about 12:08 A.M.
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I have the subject in sight.
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She's blond, very attractive.
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Um... she appears to be having...
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Sexual intercourse with a man
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who looks a hell of a lot like
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Doug Wade, the third baseman
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from the L.A. Dogs.
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Subject is very limber.
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Very, very limber.
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$300 million, huh?
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Two outs, bottom
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of the ninth.
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He's working it.
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He's got a full count.
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Everyone's on their feet.
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And here comes the pitch.
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It's a long fly ball...
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no, it's a home run!
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Oh, my god!
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Sexual
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intercourse.
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Boy, that brings back memories.
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Wait, wait.
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Let me get this straight.
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You're 17 years old?
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That's correct, and I'm gonna
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be 18 in two months.
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Chavo, can you believe
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he's 17 years old?
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You know, Jack, I-I would not
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card him.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I hate to be the one to
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break this to you, but you're an
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old man.
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Looks like the nursing home
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needs to tighten up its
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security.
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Two years ago, I was
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living in a trailer.
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I had no job.
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I was seriously in debt, and I
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weighed 98 pounds.
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But look at you now!
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That's right, look at
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me now.
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Now, I live in a
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10,000-square-foot mansion in
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Beverly Hills.
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I have a 1959 Aston Martin, and
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I make more money per week than
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most people make in their entire
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lives.
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That is remarkable, J.P.!
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It is remarkable, Dana!
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But you know, we all possess a
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skill to magically transform our
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lives into our wildest financial
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dreams.
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All you have to do is put it to
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work!
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Hi, I'm Preston.
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In two short weeks, I went from
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being in the poorhouse to having
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more money than I knew what to
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do with.
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How is this possible, you ask?
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All you have to do is follow
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J.P. Zahn's simple step-by-step
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instructions.
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It's that easy!
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Order now and
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receive this limited-time offer
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of just $39.99 for the complete
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set of J.P. Zahn's
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"remarkable power."
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Remember, you're in
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charge.
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You're in control.
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Ma'am, step away from the
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body.
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Come on.
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Let's go. Get out of here.
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Okay, folks, just when
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you thought you've seen it all,
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these guys have been touring all
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over the country.
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Incredible band.
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They're really making a lot of
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waves, just signed with
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universal records.
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Nice hand for mini rockers!
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Thanks, fellas.
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Thanks for being on the show.
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How you doing?
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I'm doing great.
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Thank you very much.
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So, now, how does it feel to be
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the shortest rockers in the
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country?
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It's amazing, Jack.
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Who says you got to be tall to
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rock 'n' roll?
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You guys are doing
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quite well, too, right?
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Very well, Jack.
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Our bodies might be small, but
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our bank accounts sure aren't.
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Did I read somewhere
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that one of you is dating
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Paris Hilton?
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We all have, Jack.
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She just hasn't figured it out
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yet.
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Well, I want to see
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that video.
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They're pulling the plug.
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Again?
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Yeah.
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It's for real this time.
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Ratings have dropped far too
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low.
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What makes you think my
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audience cares about ratings,
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skip?
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Well, Jack, unfortunately,
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the network does, and so do our
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sponsors.
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I'd suggest we get some better
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guests, but we can't seem to
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book anybody since you started
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this freak-show thing.
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So you're saying that
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my audience would rather see
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another intellectually
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challenged movie star than a
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70-year-old kid or some
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miniature rockers... is that
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what I'm hearing?
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Don't forget the
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100th-generation prostitute.
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The direct descendant
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of Mary Magdalene.
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Hello, can anyone say
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"brilliant"?
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You could bring on
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Jesus Christ himself, Jack, and
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people would still rather watch
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Brad Pitt.
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What about the hot
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seat, then?
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Jack, that's just what we're
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talking about here.
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You can't be dropping your
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guests through a trap door just
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because you don't like
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what they're saying.
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Well, I can if they
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deserve it, and besides, I've
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told you this before, it would
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be the audience's call... they
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would all have little buttons.
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Jack.
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Haven't you ever seen
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"the gong show"?
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Jack, people want to see
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stars, okay?
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Not the all-grown-up child actor
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of some "bonanza" rip-off.
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The name of the show
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was "sizzler."
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"Sizzler," right.
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Look, I'm sorry, pal.
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But unless some miracle happens,
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we are closing up shop after
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Friday's show.
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In this series, I will
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teach you how to discover the
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hidden powers of your mind.
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Let's start with what I call the
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simple steps to success.
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Step one... power over people.
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Do you have an important job
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interview?
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Then listen to me very closely.
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When you walk into that room,
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you are in charge.
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You are in control.
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Hey, listen, Mr. Vega,
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I want to thank you for having
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me in, and I want to say that I
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firmly...
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have a seat, Ross.
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Take a load off.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, like I was saying, I
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firmly...
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take ahold of this.
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That knife can cut right through
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bone.
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I have had that knife eight
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years... I have never had to
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sharpen it.
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How much do you think the
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average housewife spends on
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knives in a year?
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Over $2,000!
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Now, do you think the average
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housewife and her husband would
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appreciate spending a fraction
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of that and never having to buy
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another set of knives as long as
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they live?
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You bet your life they would!
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You see what I'm saying?
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We're not just salesmen.
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We are domestic enhancement
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specialists.
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We're not just selling knives.
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We are enhancing people's lives.
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Yeah.
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So...
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Where do you see yourself in a
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year?
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I'm not a salesman.
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I'm a domestic enhancement
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specialist.
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And I'm not selling knives.
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I'm... I'm enhancing your life.
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Son of a bitch!
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Fucking... damn it.
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Piece of shit.
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Fucking...
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Son of a bitch!
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Mom, I told you I was gonna be
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in meetings all day.
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Your sister wants to know if
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you're coming for the baby
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shower.
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Mom, baby showers are
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for chicks.
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I'll see her at Christmas.
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Her and Dan just bought a
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house.
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Well, good for them.
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That's what happens when you
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finish college and get a job.
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Ross? Hello?
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Hi, I'm Preston.
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In two short weeks, I went from
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being in the poorhouse to having
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more money than I knew what to
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do with.
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Ross!
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Well, uh... Well, things
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are about to change, mom.
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♪ goo goo barabajagal was his
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name, now ♪
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♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
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was his name, now ♪
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♪ he very wise in the herbal
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lore, has got young cure now ♪
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Why are you
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00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:34,533
following me, man?
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Preston, right?
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Yeah, do I know you?
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I saw you in the
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"remarkable power" infomercial.
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Jesus.
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They still showing that shit?
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I watch it every night.
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You need to get out
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more, bro.
315
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Yeah.
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I just moved here a couple
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months ago.
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00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,367
Nobody even knows I'm here.
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My parents think I'm at some
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junior college back east.
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They're about to cut me off.
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You know, their whole attitude
323
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is just really getting on my
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nerves.
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What happened to your neck?
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What's your name,
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00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:06,233
man?
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Ross.
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Ross... a little
330
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,433
piece of friendly advice, Ross.
331
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If you want people to take you
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seriously in this town, you got
333
00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:15,867
to ditch the suit.
334
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,200
Oh, yeah.
335
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,100
Yeah, right, thanks.
336
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Did you say that
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00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,200
nobody knows you're here?
338
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,933
It's better that way,
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believe me.
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Do you want to know
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the real secret to
342
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,500
"remarkable power"?
343
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Totally.
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I'll teach you about
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00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,500
"remarkable power."
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Come on up.
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Is this where you live?
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Legal wants the standard
349
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five-second delay, but
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otherwise, we're a go for a live
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broadcast Friday.
352
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Excellent.
353
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Anything else?
354
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,900
Your wife's on line one.
355
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City and listing,
356
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please.
357
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,067
Hey.
358
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,533
How did the show go today?
359
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,033
The methuselah kid...
360
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:11,567
a big hit.
361
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,133
Well, that's great.
362
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,400
Listen, I was wondering what
363
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,800
time you were gonna be home
364
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,833
tonight.
365
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,033
Probably late.
366
00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:20,267
Bill wants to go over some ideas
367
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,633
for Friday's show.
368
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,333
Oh, okay.
369
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,567
Well, I think I'm just gonna
370
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,933
order in then and catch up on
371
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some reading.
372
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,467
Tell bill I said hi.
373
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I will.
374
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:29,600
And call me when
375
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,100
you're on your way, okay?
376
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,400
I love you.
377
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,167
I'm on my way.
378
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,967
Who's not Jack West, huh, you
379
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:01,933
little bitch?
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00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:03,467
Who hit the home run?
381
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,167
You did!
382
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,133
Subject is very
383
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:09,567
limber.
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Very, very limber.
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Two outs, bottom
386
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of the ninth.
387
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,800
He's got a full count.
388
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,033
Everyone's on their feet.
389
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,500
And here comes the pitch.
390
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,067
It's a long fly ball...
391
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:26,100
no, it's a home run!
392
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It's Jack.
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You got what you
394
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,133
need?
395
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,333
Yep, I'll get a check
396
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,333
out to you in the morning.
397
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,533
All right, well,
398
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:34,900
I'm on another job for a few
399
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,033
days, but if you need anything
400
00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:37,133
else, just give me a holler,
401
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:37,467
okay?
402
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,600
Right.
403
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,600
All right.
404
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,133
Subject and unknown male
405
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,567
companion are conversing
406
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outside...
407
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,433
Drinking what appears to be
408
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beer.
409
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,167
Subject's movements are
410
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,967
consistent with his injury
411
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,467
claim.
412
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,367
The pain seems to be centered in
413
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the neck and back regions.
414
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,333
Okay, subject and unknown male
415
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,333
companion are entering beach
416
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,267
house.
417
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,867
So, just make
418
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:15,133
yourself comfortable.
419
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,433
I'm gonna take a leak.
420
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,833
Cool, thanks.
421
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,033
Hmm.
422
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:41,500
Okay, Preston.
423
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,467
You can do this.
424
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,333
Nobody's gonna miss this loser.
425
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,000
It's perfect. It's perfect.
426
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,267
You don't have a choice.
427
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:52,133
It's him or it's you.
428
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,467
You mind keeping those closed?
429
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,467
Oh, uh, sorry, dude.
430
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,267
Hey, you mind if I roll a
431
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:01,900
doobie?
432
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,300
Be my guest.
433
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,633
Excellent, cool.
434
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:09,467
Man, I still can't get over this
435
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:10,300
setup.
436
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,900
This only took you two weeks to
437
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,200
do?
438
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,567
Like, what's the big secret,
439
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,033
man?
440
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,367
I mean, you bought the tapes,
441
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,600
and then what?
442
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,200
I already told you.
443
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,433
I just followed the simple
444
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,000
step-by-step instructions, and
445
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,033
voilà, look at my life now.
446
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:24,267
You see, see... that's
447
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,500
what I'm talking about, man.
448
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,933
Everybody's so obsessed with
449
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:28,200
this whole "getting the job"
450
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,467
thing, like that's what life's
451
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,200
all about.
452
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,867
I mean, yeah, everyone needs
453
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:33,267
money, except for monks or
454
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,967
whatever, but, I mean, there's
455
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,300
ways of dealing with that
456
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,000
dilemma without wasting away in
457
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:38,533
a cubicle.
458
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:40,067
I mean, look at you, dude.
459
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,633
This is a living example of what
460
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:43,367
I'm talking about, you know what
461
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:43,933
I'm saying?
462
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,167
I knew that there was something
463
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:45,900
different about
464
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,633
"remarkable power."
465
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,000
I mean, from the moment that I
466
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
saw J.P. Zahn, I was just like,
467
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,900
"that's where I'm coming from.
468
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,900
Why grow the wheat when you can
469
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,233
just chow down on the bread?"
470
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,633
Am I right?
471
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,367
I mean, so, is it like, two
472
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,067
weeks after you bought the
473
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,633
tapes, or after you finished
474
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,233
the...
475
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,133
God damn it, son of
476
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,167
a bitch!
477
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,000
Whoa.
478
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,467
Hey, just shut the
479
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,800
fuck up, man, just shut up.
480
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,067
I mean, don't you fucking
481
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:12,467
get it?
482
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,400
What?
483
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,600
There is no
484
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,933
"remarkable power," man.
485
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,267
It's bullshit.
486
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,100
What?
487
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,367
What are you talking about, it's
488
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,033
bullshit?
489
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,267
Don't tell me that
490
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,500
you actually bought those tapes.
491
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,867
Yeah, I bought the
492
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,200
tapes.
493
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,100
So what?
494
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,033
I'm an actor, you
495
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:28,467
moron.
496
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,267
They paid me to say all that
497
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:30,900
shit.
498
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,200
It's a fucking scam.
499
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,433
Wait.
500
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,367
Could we hold on a second?
501
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,200
What the fuck are you talking
502
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,167
about, man?
503
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,033
You can't actually
504
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,933
believe that ordering a bunch of
505
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,333
tapes is gonna change your life.
506
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,433
I mean, you can't be that
507
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,200
fucking stupid.
508
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:45,900
Am I right?
509
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,133
Hey, man, don't call
510
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:47,833
me stupid.
511
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,900
Okay, sorry.
512
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,433
How about a complete sucker?
513
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,200
Is that a little bit more on
514
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
target there?
515
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,500
Whoa, I would chill out
516
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,133
with that.
517
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,500
I mean, look at you,
518
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:56,933
dude.
519
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,267
Just go look in the mirror and
520
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,067
look at yourself.
521
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,233
You're a loser.
522
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,167
Do yourself a favor, okay?
523
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,267
I mean, just keep your mullet.
524
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:05,067
It's cool.
525
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,567
Go back to whatever redneck town
526
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,233
you come from and stick pigs or
527
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,200
do whatever you do.
528
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,533
But you're not gonna make it
529
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:11,133
here.
530
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:15,033
You don't have a chance.
531
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,400
So just go.
532
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,167
I mean, just get out of my
533
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,567
house.
534
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:24,033
Seriously, just get the fuck out
535
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,267
of my house.
536
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,367
Do you hear what I'm saying to
537
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,367
you, you stupid fuck?!
538
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,467
I said don't call me
539
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:30,133
that!
540
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,867
Dude?
541
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:41,067
Hey, dude?
542
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,900
Oh, my god.
543
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,300
Dude, are you okay?
544
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:49,633
Oh, shit!
545
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,433
Oh, shit!
546
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,467
Dude, okay, all right, you're
547
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,000
gonna be fine, man.
548
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,867
Oh, shit!
549
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,933
Jesus! Fuck!
550
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:04,600
Fuck! Shit! Turn it off!
551
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,067
Okay.
552
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,867
Okay, fuck.
553
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,267
Fuck.
554
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,533
Call 911.
555
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,967
911, 911, 911.
556
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,633
911 emergency.
557
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:35,000
Hello?
558
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000
This is 911. May I help you?
559
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,133
Hello, this is 911.
560
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:45,100
Is anybody there?
561
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,433
Hello?
562
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,167
Hey, it's Mike.
563
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,367
I'm not in right now.
564
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,033
I'm out catching some monster
565
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:55,367
waves.
566
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,400
Leave a message.
567
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,867
This is 911 emergency.
568
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,200
We just received a call from
569
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,067
this number.
570
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:03,400
Is anybody there?
571
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,533
Hello?
572
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,333
Is everything all right
573
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,167
there, sir?
574
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,567
Yeah, sorry.
575
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,900
I was just... I dialed the wrong
576
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,533
number.
577
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,067
I was going for 411.
578
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,133
Are you sure everything's all
579
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:19,333
right?
580
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,500
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
581
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,000
Sorry about that.
582
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Have a good evening, sir.
583
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,033
You, too.
584
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,400
Gotcha.
585
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:42,533
Shit!
586
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,533
All right, think.
587
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,967
Get it together.
588
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,900
Think about it.
589
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:49,233
"A," nobody saw shit.
590
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:51,500
"B," screw this guy, he's a
591
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,000
fucking actor.
592
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,133
Here's what we're gonna do.
593
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,900
I'm gonna wait till the coast is
594
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,400
clear, and then I'm gonna walk
595
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,033
out that door, and I'm gonna
596
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,500
forget that this whole thing
597
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,433
happened.
598
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:16,933
Don't you move!
599
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,567
All right, all right,
600
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,367
bad idea.
601
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,267
New plan.
602
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:30,200
Shit!
603
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,367
Son of a bitch!
604
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,867
Hey, baby.
605
00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,033
You are late.
606
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,467
Enjoy it while it
607
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,467
lasts, kids.
608
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,367
Okay, no sign of subject for the
609
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,567
last two hours.
610
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,967
We are ending surveillance for
611
00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,933
the evening.
612
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,133
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
613
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:53,967
Wait, who's that?
614
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,300
It's a young woman.
615
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,300
Approximately 20, 25 years of
616
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,467
age.
617
00:21:58,467 --> 00:21:59,867
She's getting a ladder.
618
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:03,367
Probably a crazy ex-girlfriend.
619
00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:05,200
She's in good physical
620
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,900
condition, from behind.
621
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,400
Note to self, start working out
622
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,300
again.
623
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,133
She's very attractive.
624
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,900
Kind of like a young
625
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,233
Audrey Hepburn.
626
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,067
Bingo.
627
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,600
Uh-oh, little
628
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,167
surprise.
629
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,167
Watch out, honey.
630
00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,933
Easy. Don't panic.
631
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,600
There you go.
632
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,100
Ooh.
633
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,233
Nice move.
634
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:44,367
That was close, baby.
635
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:47,200
That was close.
636
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,967
What is her story?
637
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:13,900
♪ girl of 16, whole life
638
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,067
ahead of her ♪
639
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,600
♪ slashed her wrists
640
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,933
♪ bored with life
641
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,800
♪ didn't succeed, thank the
642
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,033
lord ♪
643
00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,700
♪ for small mercies
644
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,833
all these televangelists with
645
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,933
their big hair and circus makeup
646
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,333
are making a mockery of
647
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,100
religion.
648
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,833
We're losing our sense of
649
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,067
morality, Jack.
650
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,100
How many kids have parents who
651
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,267
are divorced, in jail, addicted
652
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:44,433
to drugs or alcohol, or engaged
653
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:46,067
in extramarital affairs?
654
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,000
That's right, Jacko.
655
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,467
God knows about your wife
656
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:52,233
banging up a storm with the
657
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:53,267
home-run king.
658
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,033
It might be too late for us.
659
00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:59,600
But I pray it's not too late for
660
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,000
the children.
661
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,167
We got to break the chain.
662
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,033
Yes, indeed.
663
00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:06,433
That cheap whore's getting
664
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,167
drilled like a west Texas oil
665
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:08,533
well.
666
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:11,433
Making a damn fool out of you is
667
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:12,567
what she's doing, brother.
668
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:14,067
You gonna let her get away with
669
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:14,633
that?
670
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,900
Oh, my god!
671
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,800
Oh, my god!
672
00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:41,467
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
673
00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:42,533
Howdy.
674
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:44,133
Jack, no!
675
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,167
What is he doing?
676
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:51,967
Oh, right, right.
677
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,167
Now, what about the music
678
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,133
industry?
679
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,600
Step two... power over
680
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,533
circumstance.
681
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,567
Are you in a tough predicament?
682
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:18,800
No need to worry.
683
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,233
I will teach you how to take
684
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,533
complete control of any
685
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:23,233
situation, no matter how
686
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,800
difficult.
687
00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:39,133
Congratulations, you are one
688
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:41,033
step closer to success.
689
00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,867
Remember, we all possess the
690
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,467
skills to magically transform
691
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,267
our lives into our greatest
692
00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:47,333
financial dreams.
693
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,100
We just need to put them to
694
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,333
work.
695
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900
I told you not to call
696
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:57,567
me stupid.
697
00:25:57,567 --> 00:25:58,933
You should have listened to me,
698
00:25:58,933 --> 00:25:59,600
dude.
699
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,967
And you know what else?
700
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,167
You're wrong about
701
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:08,233
"remarkable power."
702
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,200
♪ she came, she came to meet
703
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,233
a man ♪
704
00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:13,433
♪ she found an angel
705
00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,800
♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
706
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,167
was his name, now ♪
707
00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:20,833
♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
708
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,900
was his name, now ♪
709
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,033
♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
710
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,100
was his name, now ♪
711
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,567
Gloria, it's me.
712
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:29,233
I'm gonna need you to run some
713
00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:30,967
plates for me.
714
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:32,333
The name of the new
715
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,033
album is
716
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:34,233
"Jesus, please kill me."
717
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:34,933
Yes.
718
00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:36,200
That's a rather
719
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,000
uplifting title.
720
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,000
Well, you know, it depends on
721
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,100
how you look at it, Jack.
722
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,267
Let me ask you something,
723
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:41,567
son.
724
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,567
Do you believe in hell?
725
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,933
Sure. We're living in it.
726
00:26:43,933 --> 00:26:45,100
L.A. is the capital.
727
00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,133
How's it looking?
728
00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:51,300
They're ready to roll.
729
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,867
You sure you want to go through
730
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:53,333
with this?
731
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,600
No turning back now.
732
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,433
What about Wade?
733
00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,933
I'll take care of him, too.
734
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,300
You just make sure she's there.
735
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,567
Oh, she'll be there.
736
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:00,533
I'll be in touch.
737
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:01,867
Get out while you can,
738
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:04,033
friend, and the only way is
739
00:27:04,033 --> 00:27:05,200
through salvation.
740
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,900
Exactly... death.
741
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,833
No sign of subject
742
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:23,233
in the last 24 hours.
743
00:27:23,233 --> 00:27:25,800
Which reminds me, Gloria,
744
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,867
tomorrow, I need you to run a...
745
00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:29,567
Boo!
746
00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:31,267
Jesus Christ!
747
00:27:31,267 --> 00:27:32,567
Are you trying to get shot?
748
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,933
Oh, relax.
749
00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:35,167
You're obviously a P.I.
750
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,167
Are those some bad guys you're
751
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,067
spying on?
752
00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,400
I can't divulge
753
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400
that kind of information.
754
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,933
Oh, yes, you can.
755
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,233
I'm kind of like a spy myself.
756
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:45,233
Yeah, I noticed.
757
00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:46,600
Is that how you always work?
758
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,000
Snooping around on people?
759
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,400
No, that was a first,
760
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,067
actually.
761
00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:51,333
The police usually get there
762
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,033
before I do.
763
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,133
As long as they don't kick me
764
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,167
out, typically I usually get
765
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:55,500
what I need.
766
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,833
What you need?
767
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:57,933
I have no idea what you're
768
00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:58,433
talking about.
769
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,833
What exactly do you
770
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:00,933
call what you're doing right
771
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:01,233
now?
772
00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:02,267
Professional
773
00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:03,800
investigator.
774
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,833
Right.
775
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,100
A licensed
776
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,400
professional investigator.
777
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,600
Whatever.
778
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,567
So, you gonna tell me what they
779
00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:13,133
did?
780
00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:16,467
All right.
781
00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,833
Subject filed an accident
782
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,600
report.
783
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,533
It's my job as a professional
784
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,800
private investigator to find out
785
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,467
if he did in fact have that
786
00:28:25,467 --> 00:28:27,367
injury and if it's a $10,000
787
00:28:27,367 --> 00:28:30,067
injury or a $100,000 injury.
788
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,500
Think he pretty much
789
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,000
maxed out that policy, don't
790
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,967
you?
791
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,833
What do you mean?
792
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,000
What do you mean?
793
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,500
He's dead.
794
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,033
He's dead?
795
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:43,267
What kind of
796
00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:44,600
investigator are you?
797
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,267
You saw a dead guy
798
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,300
in that beach house?
799
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:50,167
Yeah, that's my job.
800
00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,367
Can you prove
801
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:52,233
this?
802
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:02,033
Jesus Christ.
803
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:05,367
What is this world coming to?
804
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,233
You make money from this?
805
00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:10,400
Beats waiting tables.
806
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,933
Here's your guy.
807
00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:14,900
What was his name?
808
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,133
His name was
809
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:16,900
Preston Hurst.
810
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:17,833
He was an actor.
811
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:18,967
He was on that late-night
812
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,267
infomercial they play all the
813
00:29:20,267 --> 00:29:22,067
time for "remarkable power."
814
00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:23,967
Yeah, god, I knew he
815
00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:24,867
looked familiar.
816
00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:26,133
Who do you think the other guy
817
00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:26,433
was?
818
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,833
Ross Griffin.
819
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,900
He's got a place over in
820
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,100
Korea town.
821
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:35,100
Hmm.
822
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,600
Ross Griffin, where are you?
823
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,600
Ross j. Griffin, Milwaukee,
824
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,267
Wisconsin.
825
00:29:42,267 --> 00:29:43,433
That's the one.
826
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,367
Screen name
827
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,500
Brewerboy?
828
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:49,533
Please.
829
00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,233
You want to have some fun?
830
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,433
Sorry I'm late.
831
00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,033
No worries.
832
00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:58,900
How was work?
833
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,100
Oh, busy.
834
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,600
This whole week's been crazy.
835
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,967
I hear that.
836
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,267
God, haven't been
837
00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:05,267
here in a while, huh?
838
00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:06,800
Four years, actually.
839
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,067
Has it been that
840
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:08,400
long?
841
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,567
Mm-hmm.
842
00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:13,533
They're canceling the show.
843
00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:16,100
What? For real?
844
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,400
15 years.
845
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,967
Jack, I am so sorry.
846
00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,033
We had a great run.
847
00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:25,100
Can't expect much more than
848
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:25,800
that.
849
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,133
Yeah.
850
00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,933
I mean, no matter how
851
00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,467
special something is, at one
852
00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,300
point, the big guy upstairs is
853
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,500
gonna pull the plug.
854
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,167
I mean, one minute, you're
855
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,000
enjoying the best years of your
856
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,867
life, and then, just like that,
857
00:30:38,867 --> 00:30:40,200
it's over, kaput.
858
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,567
It's part of your past.
859
00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,167
But, you know, we can't expect
860
00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:45,567
something to last forever, can
861
00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,067
we?
862
00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:47,467
I mean, you really got to be a
863
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:48,900
pretty big moron to think
864
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,367
something very special is gonna
865
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:55,933
last.
866
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:59,600
Some wine?
867
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,133
Why not?
868
00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:02,267
♪ got to deal with the
869
00:31:02,267 --> 00:31:04,467
devil ♪
870
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:06,467
Oh! You little bitch!
871
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,833
♪ done a deal with the
872
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,133
devil ♪
873
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:11,333
♪ from a heart made of steel
874
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:16,200
♪ rolling down the m-way
875
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,767
♪ took it to the smoke
876
00:31:21,033 --> 00:31:24,167
Oh, shit.
877
00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:25,533
I wish I could see
878
00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:26,867
the look on his face.
879
00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:28,233
Priceless, I'm
880
00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:29,233
sure.
881
00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:30,533
So now what?
882
00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:31,900
Now we just sit back
883
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,067
and let him sweat a bit.
884
00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,967
You are one sick
885
00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,433
little dog.
886
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,133
Shit!
887
00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:02,000
Who the fuck are you?!
888
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,000
Oh, well.
889
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,400
It was fun while it lasted.
890
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,900
I wonder what he's doing.
891
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,367
Having a nervous
892
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,100
breakdown.
893
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,533
I mean, that was your intention,
894
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:35,900
right?
895
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,367
Hey. I got an idea.
896
00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:38,933
Why don't we go over there?
897
00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:40,200
We can follow him in the
898
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,833
surveillance mobile, collect
899
00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:42,433
some evidence.
900
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:43,933
That's... that's
901
00:32:43,933 --> 00:32:44,833
not gonna happen.
902
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:46,200
See, it's illegal for me to tail
903
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,500
someone that's not my immediate
904
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,533
subject.
905
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,300
You're so boring.
906
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,933
I'm boring?
907
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,100
Come on.
908
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:57,433
Indulge me. Please?
909
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,967
I have been ind...
910
00:32:58,967 --> 00:33:01,167
I'm not boring, by the way.
911
00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:02,400
Everything's cool.
912
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,967
That was just your mind messing
913
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:04,467
with you.
914
00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:06,000
We'll just watch some TV.
915
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,367
That's all we're gonna do.
916
00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:09,467
Everything is cool.
917
00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:10,800
A man was found dead earlier
918
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,533
today at 4:30...
919
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,933
you see how easy that was?
920
00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:17,400
Hi, I'm Preston.
921
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,100
Shit!
922
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,833
It is now time for you
923
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,100
to learn the single most
924
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,800
important lesson of my course.
925
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,267
It's the key to overcoming any
926
00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:26,967
crisis, no matter how extreme.
927
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,033
Shit. Shit, no, please.
928
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:30,100
Please, please, please!
929
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,133
Shit! Come on!
930
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:41,367
Ross.
931
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,600
Ross.
932
00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,400
Hey, pal. Did you miss me?
933
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:04,267
I'm in charge. I'm in control.
934
00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:08,233
Come on, what are
935
00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:08,867
you doing?
936
00:34:08,867 --> 00:34:10,000
You're gonna lose him.
937
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,367
I know how to tail
938
00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:11,967
someone.
939
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,533
Unlike you, I'm a professional.
940
00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,900
Whatever.
941
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,333
I'm a licensed
942
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:19,333
private eye.
943
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,900
What's he doing?
944
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:25,367
He's getting out.
945
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,800
This is getting kind
946
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,233
of weird.
947
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,433
Well, it's about
948
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:29,833
to get weirder, because he's
949
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:30,933
walking towards the police
950
00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,933
station.
951
00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:39,200
Any of these would go pretty
952
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,567
well with that wig.
953
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,567
That's the Rollie Fingers.
954
00:34:42,567 --> 00:34:44,067
Very popular.
955
00:34:44,067 --> 00:34:45,267
Yeah, all I need is a
956
00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:46,500
curve ball and a wad of chewing
957
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,000
tobacco, right?
958
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,033
Rollie Fingers?
959
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:54,367
He's a baseball player.
960
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:57,333
Michael Jackson... ooh-ooh!
961
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,867
Let me guess, biker bar?
962
00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:00,367
We call it the C.H.P.
963
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,000
This actually kind of
964
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,133
looks like one of the
965
00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:04,000
village people.
966
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,233
Was it the cop? Was it...
967
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,800
remember the village people?
968
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,333
Y-m-c-a!
969
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,833
It was a band.
970
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:12,300
Going to a Halloween party, I
971
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,200
take it?
972
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,067
Not exactly.
973
00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:25,033
Ross Griffin.
974
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:26,400
I'm detective Mack.
975
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,267
This is detective shaver.
976
00:35:28,267 --> 00:35:29,500
Pay no attention to the
977
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,167
costumes.
978
00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:31,467
It's a little undercover
979
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:33,333
operation.
980
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,533
We understand you've confessed
981
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,167
to a murder.
982
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,000
Is that correct?
983
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,933
That's right.
984
00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:38,233
And you claim this murder was
985
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:39,067
accidental?
986
00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:39,900
Yes.
987
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,967
The murder happened
988
00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,267
yesterday, and yet you waited
989
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,500
until tonight to report it.
990
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,467
Why wait so long?
991
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:46,000
I guess I panicked.
992
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:46,800
You panicked?
993
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,933
Yeah, I panicked.
994
00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:49,133
I mean, I'm not a professional
995
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:49,567
hit man.
996
00:35:49,567 --> 00:35:50,933
I find it hard to believe
997
00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:52,033
that you could have such a
998
00:35:52,033 --> 00:35:53,167
heated argument with someone you
999
00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:53,567
just met.
1000
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:58,300
What were you arguing about?
1001
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,833
"Remarkable power."
1002
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,000
"Remarkable power"?
1003
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,033
Wait, wait, wait.
1004
00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,367
The self-help thing on TV?
1005
00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:04,300
It's not...
1006
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,400
let me get this straight.
1007
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,867
You had an argument with someone
1008
00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:08,100
you just met about a self-help
1009
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,233
program, and then you killed
1010
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:09,533
him.
1011
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:10,867
It was an accident.
1012
00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:12,067
He was telling me what a sucker
1013
00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:12,400
I was.
1014
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,833
I hate to break this to you,
1015
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,000
pal, but you've got to be a
1016
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,233
sucker if you think that buying
1017
00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:17,467
a bunch of tapes is gonna change
1018
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,133
your life.
1019
00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:20,000
And now someone is dead.
1020
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,467
I hope you learned your lesson.
1021
00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:23,067
There's no easy way to become
1022
00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:23,933
successful, Ross.
1023
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:24,933
It takes hard work.
1024
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,200
All right, already!
1025
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,900
Jesus, I shouldn't have bought
1026
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,533
the tapes.
1027
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,600
Are you gonna arrest me for
1028
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,400
being an idiot, too?
1029
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,567
Officially, you haven't been
1030
00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:32,400
arrested for anything.
1031
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,567
There's no evidence that a crime
1032
00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,000
has been committed.
1033
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,533
Aside from your word, of
1034
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:37,200
course.
1035
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,133
What, you don't believe
1036
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,033
me?
1037
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,167
You sure you got the right
1038
00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:45,933
house?
1039
00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,267
This is it.
1040
00:36:47,267 --> 00:36:49,300
This is exactly where he was.
1041
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,267
I swear to god.
1042
00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:51,933
Yeah, sure he was, Ross.
1043
00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:53,400
Hey, listen, next time you
1044
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,100
decide to pay us a visit, let
1045
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,100
the drugs wear off first, huh?
1046
00:37:10,267 --> 00:37:11,400
Well, either
1047
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,433
there's somebody out there
1048
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:13,900
sicker than you, or he wasn't as
1049
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,033
dead as you thought he was.
1050
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,300
You saw the pictures.
1051
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,333
Yeah, I saw
1052
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,533
pictures of what looked like a
1053
00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,033
dead guy, but for all I know, he
1054
00:37:20,033 --> 00:37:20,967
got up and walked out
1055
00:37:20,967 --> 00:37:21,800
afterwards.
1056
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,333
What are you doing?
1057
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,900
My job.
1058
00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:35,433
Shit!
1059
00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:37,167
If you are calling regarding
1060
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,400
a vehicle which has been
1061
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,033
impounded, please call back
1062
00:37:40,033 --> 00:37:41,467
during normal business hours.
1063
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,433
Shit!
1064
00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:45,367
Preston, it's candy.
1065
00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:46,500
Where are you?
1066
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,467
Call me, okay?
1067
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,867
Hey, pres, it's Mike.
1068
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,100
Change of plans, big guy.
1069
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,400
My trip got extended through
1070
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,167
next week.
1071
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,433
Enjoy the place, and don't
1072
00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:56,133
forget to feed the dog, okay?
1073
00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:00,133
♪ down in Jamaica, they got
1074
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:02,467
lots of pretty women ♪
1075
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,033
♪ steal your money, then they
1076
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,333
break your heart ♪
1077
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:09,900
♪ lonesome sue, she's in love
1078
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,067
with old Sam ♪
1079
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:12,633
Jackpot.
1080
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,067
This is Preston's
1081
00:38:16,067 --> 00:38:16,567
place?
1082
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,000
♪ on and on
1083
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,267
Hey, would you
1084
00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:20,167
mind staying put?
1085
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,433
I'm not even supposed to be
1086
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,133
doing this.
1087
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:22,967
Don't worry.
1088
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,400
If I find any dead bodies, I'll
1089
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,533
let you know.
1090
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,533
Oh, and don't drink that
1091
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:28,233
Gatorade.
1092
00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:28,933
Why?
1093
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,033
'Cause it ain't
1094
00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:30,900
Gatorade.
1095
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,467
Preston, it's Ivan.
1096
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,000
I talk to Vlado.
1097
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,467
I think he might be able to help
1098
00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:49,833
you with your problem.
1099
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:51,900
Preston, it's candy.
1100
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,233
Where did you disappear to?
1101
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:53,867
Call me.
1102
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,133
Guess who, porn star.
1103
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:57,400
That's right, it's Moses.
1104
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,033
You got till tomorrow night to
1105
00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,433
produce, or the brothers are
1106
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,133
gonna unleash a little fire and
1107
00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:04,567
brimstone on your gentile ass.
1108
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:05,933
You hear me?
1109
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,933
Most people will tell
1110
00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:20,133
you that programs like
1111
00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:21,433
"remarkable power" don't
1112
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:22,533
actually work.
1113
00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:24,833
Never let other people's doubts
1114
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,567
interfere with your path to
1115
00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:27,400
success!
1116
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,867
Order now and
1117
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,267
receive this limited-time offer
1118
00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:31,867
of just $39.99 for the complete
1119
00:39:31,867 --> 00:39:32,867
set of J.P. Zahn's
1120
00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:34,000
"remarkable power."
1121
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,933
Hey, it's Mike.
1122
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:35,933
I'm not in right now.
1123
00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:37,200
I'm out catching some monster
1124
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:37,600
waves.
1125
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,433
Leave a message.
1126
00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:39,467
Hi, Ross.
1127
00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,167
Remember me?
1128
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,600
Come on, Ross, do you really
1129
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,333
think you're gonna get away with
1130
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:44,933
this?
1131
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:46,300
Somebody's bound to find me
1132
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,800
sooner or later.
1133
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,067
What do you want?!
1134
00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:51,100
Hey, Ross.
1135
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,133
Who is this?!
1136
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,467
It's your old buddy.
1137
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:55,033
Look, shut up with that
1138
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:55,367
shit.
1139
00:39:55,367 --> 00:39:56,567
This is Elvira, isn't it?
1140
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,333
Congratulations.
1141
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,167
You're smarter than I thought.
1142
00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:01,567
So it was you.
1143
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,333
I guess I should thank you.
1144
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,500
Why did you do it?
1145
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,333
Do what?
1146
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,433
You know what I'm
1147
00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:07,133
talking about.
1148
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,167
Where did you take him?
1149
00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,533
Come again?
1150
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:10,900
Preston!
1151
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:14,900
Where did you dump him?
1152
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,300
You know what, I
1153
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,967
think Ross still probably moved
1154
00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:18,400
the body.
1155
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,067
You said you saw him
1156
00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:21,233
leave the beach house.
1157
00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:22,467
I did, and I
1158
00:40:22,467 --> 00:40:23,367
filmed him.
1159
00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:28,500
And then I followed him, but...
1160
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,500
What?
1161
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,200
But I left my
1162
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,900
camera running, filming the
1163
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,600
beach house.
1164
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,333
Don't tell me you
1165
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,367
didn't watch it.
1166
00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:39,067
Okay, I won't
1167
00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:39,867
tell you.
1168
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,467
I can't believe it.
1169
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,500
You're the worst detective ever.
1170
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,867
He looks much better breathing.
1171
00:40:46,867 --> 00:40:48,300
He's kind of cute.
1172
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,567
Uh, well, that was
1173
00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:52,400
the last day I saw him.
1174
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,300
Here's the next day.
1175
00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:58,400
Wait, stop.
1176
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,000
What's that?
1177
00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:05,500
Looks like
1178
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,000
someone's doing a little spring
1179
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,533
cleaning.
1180
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,067
Don't they mention
1181
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,200
somebody named Vlado on
1182
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,233
Preston's machine?
1183
00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:12,267
Yeah, Vlado was
1184
00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:13,300
gonna help Preston with his
1185
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:18,000
problem, whatever that was.
1186
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,200
Well, I'd say unless
1187
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,233
it included some seriously
1188
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:21,500
hard-to-remove carpet stains...
1189
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,867
I think we found
1190
00:41:22,867 --> 00:41:26,100
our body snatchers.
1191
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,533
Well, what if I don't
1192
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:28,267
have $350?
1193
00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:29,933
If the impounded vehicle is
1194
00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:31,300
unclaimed, it will remain in
1195
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:32,867
storage at a rate of $18 per
1196
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:33,200
day.
1197
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,033
Hmm.
1198
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,933
Can you hang on a second?
1199
00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:46,400
Thank you very much.
1200
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,100
Pa, I got him! I got him!
1201
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:34,833
♪ beneath the bebop moon
1202
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:39,333
♪ I want to croon with you
1203
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:42,300
♪ beneath the mambo sun
1204
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,033
♪ I got to be the one
1205
00:42:45,033 --> 00:42:50,967
♪ with you, ooh, with you, ooh
1206
00:43:00,367 --> 00:43:06,100
All right, now, just hold
1207
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:09,967
still now.
1208
00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:14,467
Got it.
1209
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,900
That it?
1210
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,900
That's it.
1211
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,533
We will take it from here,
1212
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:20,267
honey.
1213
00:43:23,967 --> 00:43:28,000
Hey, how you doing?
1214
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,133
Hey, uh...
1215
00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:30,400
Hey, how you doing?
1216
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,867
I'm sorry I'm late.
1217
00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:33,400
I was just out getting my
1218
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,100
brand-new BMW washed.
1219
00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:38,167
Serious machine.
1220
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,567
I'm the Ross man.
1221
00:43:40,567 --> 00:43:42,433
If I had told you two
1222
00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:44,300
weeks ago that today, you'd be
1223
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,967
sitting in this beautiful
1224
00:43:45,967 --> 00:43:47,533
paradise, surrounded by more
1225
00:43:47,533 --> 00:43:49,133
money than you could ever
1226
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:50,500
imagine, would you have
1227
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,233
believed me?
1228
00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,400
Not a chance, J.P.
1229
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400
In fact, I still can't
1230
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,100
believe it.
1231
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,400
Just two weeks ago, I was living
1232
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,867
in a crappy apartment, selling
1233
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:57,867
knives door-to-door.
1234
00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,067
I mean, can you believe that?
1235
00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:00,400
Me, a knife salesman.
1236
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,100
But look at you now.
1237
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,500
That's right, J.P.
1238
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,500
Look at me now.
1239
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,900
♪ while this song he sang
1240
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,067
♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
1241
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:12,367
was my name, now ♪
1242
00:44:12,367 --> 00:44:14,267
♪ goo goo, goo goo barabajagal
1243
00:44:14,267 --> 00:44:17,233
That's right.
1244
00:44:17,233 --> 00:44:20,667
I'm the Ross man.
1245
00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,833
Hey.
1246
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,333
Hey.
1247
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,033
Who are you?
1248
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:33,967
I'm Ross.
1249
00:44:33,967 --> 00:44:35,267
Who are you?
1250
00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:36,467
I'm candy.
1251
00:44:36,467 --> 00:44:38,800
Is Preston here?
1252
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,400
Preston?
1253
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,533
Yeah, I've been trying to get
1254
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,600
ahold of him for, like, two
1255
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,600
days.
1256
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,600
Uh, no, no, he...
1257
00:44:46,467 --> 00:44:48,967
Jerk.
1258
00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:50,300
Why do I even bother?
1259
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,833
Is Preston your
1260
00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:52,433
boyfriend?
1261
00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,200
If that's what you want to
1262
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,200
call it.
1263
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,167
Are you a friend of his?
1264
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:03,867
Uh, yeah, I mean...
1265
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,200
More a friend of Mark's...
1266
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,233
Mike's.
1267
00:45:06,233 --> 00:45:07,400
Oh.
1268
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,167
So, what are you doing here?
1269
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,300
Uh, well, I came by to
1270
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,500
feed Mike's dog.
1271
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,333
I was just on my way out.
1272
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:19,000
Where's the dog?
1273
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,500
Well, you know, he went
1274
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,067
out.
1275
00:45:21,067 --> 00:45:22,400
Probably run some errands or
1276
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,567
something.
1277
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,133
You're funny.
1278
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,433
Little shopping spree, huh?
1279
00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah.
1280
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,167
Yeah, I had a good month.
1281
00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,033
What do you do?
1282
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:47,333
I'm a D.E S.
1283
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:49,367
Cool.
1284
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:50,900
What's that, again?
1285
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,933
Domestic enhancement
1286
00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:54,600
specialist.
1287
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,933
Wow.
1288
00:45:56,933 --> 00:46:00,800
Right on.
1289
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,067
So, I was gonna go lay out in
1290
00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:04,000
the back.
1291
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,533
Maybe thought you'd want to
1292
00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:07,300
come, but I guess you got to
1293
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:07,900
run.
1294
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,833
No... I mean, you know,
1295
00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:12,233
I got some clients and stuff I
1296
00:46:12,233 --> 00:46:14,833
got to meet later, but that's
1297
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,133
later.
1298
00:46:17,133 --> 00:46:22,000
So, you want to go?
1299
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,033
Yeah.
1300
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:26,900
Okay.
1301
00:46:41,367 --> 00:46:43,500
Hey.
1302
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,067
You just wake up?
1303
00:46:47,067 --> 00:46:48,400
I'm not a morning
1304
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,600
person.
1305
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,967
That's a shocker.
1306
00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:52,833
They're Russians.
1307
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:53,933
Russians, huh?
1308
00:46:53,933 --> 00:46:55,200
Yeah, they got a
1309
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,367
legitimate carpet-cleaning
1310
00:46:56,367 --> 00:46:56,967
business.
1311
00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:57,933
They're even in the
1312
00:46:57,933 --> 00:46:59,067
yellow pages.
1313
00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,967
Huh.
1314
00:47:03,933 --> 00:47:06,133
What?
1315
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:09,300
Is that old spice?
1316
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,833
Is that bad?
1317
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,067
No, I like it.
1318
00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:15,533
I just didn't know they still
1319
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:18,400
made it.
1320
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,600
Yeah, they do.
1321
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,967
♪ if you like piña coladas
1322
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,800
♪ and getting caught in the
1323
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,467
rain ♪
1324
00:47:28,467 --> 00:47:31,133
♪ if you're not into yoga
1325
00:47:31,133 --> 00:47:33,967
So, tell me more about
1326
00:47:33,967 --> 00:47:35,300
Preston.
1327
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,300
What do you want to know?
1328
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,233
Well, he works for a
1329
00:47:39,233 --> 00:47:40,300
guy named Moses?
1330
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:42,300
Moses is a supplier.
1331
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,867
He's a total psycho, though,
1332
00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,333
especially if you owe him money.
1333
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,933
♪ write to me and escape
1334
00:47:46,933 --> 00:47:48,433
Why didn't Preston just
1335
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,000
pay him?
1336
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,833
Because of his accident on
1337
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,000
"king dong."
1338
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,233
"King dong"?
1339
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,333
Son of a bitch!
1340
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,100
Preston, you are 15 minutes
1341
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:03,500
late!
1342
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,233
Whatever, man.
1343
00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:09,267
Just bring me my costume.
1344
00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:10,167
What is this?
1345
00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:11,933
Costume woman brought the
1346
00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:12,600
wrong wig.
1347
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,967
So tonight, you'll be soul man.
1348
00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:17,833
And this is your
1349
00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:19,467
idea of the Hollywood sign?
1350
00:48:19,467 --> 00:48:21,233
We make it look real in
1351
00:48:21,233 --> 00:48:22,033
computer.
1352
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,933
So shut up, climb on top, and
1353
00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:25,267
don't forget your fucking line.
1354
00:48:25,267 --> 00:48:26,567
Okay, come on, ladies.
1355
00:48:26,567 --> 00:48:28,133
King dong's in the house.
1356
00:48:28,133 --> 00:48:29,900
Yeah, king fucking
1357
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,367
dong.
1358
00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:32,433
Come on, team aloha, you're
1359
00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,833
happy, you're passionate, you're
1360
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:36,167
sexy.
1361
00:48:36,167 --> 00:48:37,400
Good. You are angry.
1362
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,800
You are the devil.
1363
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,500
Yeah, yeah.
1364
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:42,167
That's it, that's it!
1365
00:48:42,167 --> 00:48:44,300
Okay, Preston, you are large.
1366
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,500
You're gigantic.
1367
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,533
You are uncut.
1368
00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:48,233
You're king dong!
1369
00:48:48,233 --> 00:48:50,533
Proclaim it! Action!
1370
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:52,033
I am the king of
1371
00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:52,567
Hollywood!
1372
00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:54,067
I am the king of Hollywood!
1373
00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:55,367
I am the king of
1374
00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,400
Hollywood!
1375
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,300
Good. One more.
1376
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,400
I am king of Hollywood.
1377
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,500
I am king of
1378
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,033
Hollywood!
1379
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:02,333
That's it! Genius!
1380
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,300
Let me see it with titles.
1381
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,433
I am the king of
1382
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:08,000
Hollywood!
1383
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,967
Perfect.
1384
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,367
Cojelon, Preston!
1385
00:49:21,367 --> 00:49:23,067
Are you okay?! Preston!
1386
00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:24,567
Get up, get up, get up!
1387
00:49:24,567 --> 00:49:25,400
The cops!
1388
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,967
The cops are coming!
1389
00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:27,433
Go, go, go!
1390
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:29,300
You're okay! You're okay!
1391
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,167
Everyone is fine!
1392
00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,300
That was the last time I saw
1393
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,867
him.
1394
00:49:34,867 --> 00:49:35,867
Oh.
1395
00:49:35,867 --> 00:49:37,000
♪ if you have half a brain
1396
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:41,900
Aren't you gonna answer that?
1397
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,567
No, it's probably not
1398
00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:45,233
for me.
1399
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,200
Hey, it's Mike.
1400
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,233
I'm not in right now.
1401
00:49:47,233 --> 00:49:48,533
I'm out catching some monster
1402
00:49:48,533 --> 00:49:49,167
waves.
1403
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,067
Leave a message.
1404
00:49:50,067 --> 00:49:51,467
Yo, Preston, it's Reggie!
1405
00:49:51,467 --> 00:49:52,300
It's Reggie!
1406
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,833
What the fuck, man!
1407
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,033
Why ain't you answer your cell?!
1408
00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:55,467
Reggie?
1409
00:49:55,467 --> 00:49:56,100
Candy?
1410
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:56,833
It's candy.
1411
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,100
Oh, damn, I'm glad to hear
1412
00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:58,567
your voice.
1413
00:49:58,567 --> 00:50:00,133
I'm about to lose my mind in
1414
00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:00,500
here.
1415
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,900
Wait, where are you?
1416
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:02,967
In jail.
1417
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,500
There it is.
1418
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,067
Yeah.
1419
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,167
You sure you want to do this?
1420
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,133
You kidding?
1421
00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:38,300
I'll be right
1422
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:38,933
here, okay?
1423
00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:39,567
Okay.
1424
00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:42,167
Be careful.
1425
00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:43,533
Hey, Athena!
1426
00:50:43,533 --> 00:50:45,533
Athena, here, just in case.
1427
00:50:45,533 --> 00:50:47,800
Oh, thanks.
1428
00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,067
Bingo.
1429
00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:46,467
Jack? Skip and bill are here.
1430
00:51:46,467 --> 00:51:47,833
Hey, Jack.
1431
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:48,967
Hey, pal.
1432
00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:50,267
Listen, I just wanted to stop
1433
00:51:50,267 --> 00:51:51,567
in and clear the air, make sure
1434
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:52,867
there's no hard feelings.
1435
00:51:52,867 --> 00:51:54,067
Why would I have hard
1436
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:54,900
feelings, skip?
1437
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,133
I didn't think you would...
1438
00:51:56,133 --> 00:51:57,400
'Cause your egotistical
1439
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,900
little brain is so bloated, you
1440
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,600
actually think you know more
1441
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,333
about the business than someone
1442
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,500
that's been in it for over
1443
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,167
40 years?
1444
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:04,567
Or maybe because ever since you
1445
00:52:04,567 --> 00:52:06,233
got here... what's it been, like
1446
00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:07,567
two years now? You've done
1447
00:52:07,567 --> 00:52:09,200
nothing but try to kill my show,
1448
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,833
a show that was pulling in some
1449
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,233
of the biggest shares in network
1450
00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:13,567
history when you were waking up
1451
00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:15,100
in your own vomit at some frat
1452
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:15,533
party?
1453
00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,367
Or could it simply be that you
1454
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:19,300
walk around with your nose up so
1455
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,167
many people's asses, you have no
1456
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,833
idea how bad your own shit
1457
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,000
stinks?
1458
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,833
Other than that, I think you're
1459
00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:28,367
a swell guy, skip.
1460
00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:32,200
Candy?
1461
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,567
Oh, gosh.
1462
00:52:34,567 --> 00:52:36,100
Thanks again, candy.
1463
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:36,933
Thank Ross.
1464
00:52:36,933 --> 00:52:38,267
He's the one who paid bail.
1465
00:52:38,267 --> 00:52:39,967
Thanks, man.
1466
00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:41,167
I'll get you back.
1467
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,500
No problem.
1468
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,333
So, are you gonna tell us
1469
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:45,333
what happened?
1470
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:47,067
I mean, just look at you.
1471
00:52:47,067 --> 00:52:48,467
Oh, man, this is one
1472
00:52:48,467 --> 00:52:50,000
fucked-up situation.
1473
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,133
Where do I even start?
1474
00:52:52,133 --> 00:52:54,500
How about from the beginning?
1475
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,500
Shit. All right.
1476
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,400
Can y'all do me one more favor?
1477
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,267
I need to get some chicken and
1478
00:53:00,267 --> 00:53:01,867
waffles in me real bad.
1479
00:53:01,867 --> 00:53:03,333
If you know what I mean.
1480
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,033
You talk, I'll drive.
1481
00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:16,233
Yo.
1482
00:53:16,233 --> 00:53:19,567
What up?
1483
00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:20,400
Damn, son.
1484
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,033
When you gonna ditch the E.R.
1485
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:22,400
Look?
1486
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,100
When I can fucking
1487
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:24,500
move.
1488
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,833
What we have here?
1489
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1490
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,833
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1491
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,033
That's all I got, man.
1492
00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,333
That's cool. It's cool.
1493
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,967
I don't need no artificial high
1494
00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:34,433
tonight.
1495
00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:35,567
Why's that?
1496
00:53:35,567 --> 00:53:36,800
Oh, I don't know.
1497
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,200
Could it be because a brother
1498
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,600
finally caught a break in this
1499
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,967
Lily-white industry?
1500
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:41,933
No shit?
1501
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:43,300
They're remaking "roots," man?
1502
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:44,033
That's great.
1503
00:53:44,033 --> 00:53:44,933
That's funny.
1504
00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:46,200
I'm just kidding,
1505
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:46,500
man.
1506
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,100
You got that schlitz malt liquor
1507
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,200
commercial, though?
1508
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,100
Keep going.
1509
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,500
You're looking at the lead
1510
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,167
talent on a national, bitch,
1511
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:53,933
right here.
1512
00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:55,133
National?
1513
00:53:55,133 --> 00:53:56,167
Get out of here.
1514
00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,567
Enough cash to last me a
1515
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:59,300
year, and a closet full of boxer
1516
00:53:59,300 --> 00:53:59,900
briefs.
1517
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,133
That's really
1518
00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:01,833
great, man.
1519
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,133
I'm... I am proud of you.
1520
00:54:03,133 --> 00:54:04,000
Thanks, man.
1521
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,400
So what's this favor you have
1522
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,067
for me?
1523
00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:07,400
It's in that box
1524
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,567
down there.
1525
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,233
It's a good thing you got that
1526
00:54:13,233 --> 00:54:14,100
lock on there.
1527
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,833
I know if I was ripping you off,
1528
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,300
I'd be like, "whoa, that shit's
1529
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,100
got a lock.
1530
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,333
Better not go in there."
1531
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,167
Take this shit to
1532
00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:25,900
Suarez.
1533
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,000
Oh, man, I don't got time to
1534
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
be riding all the way over
1535
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,333
there.
1536
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,467
Look, it's not like
1537
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:30,533
you're Denzel yet, all right?
1538
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:31,867
So if you could find it in your
1539
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,967
heart to do me a favor, that
1540
00:54:32,967 --> 00:54:34,100
would be great.
1541
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,400
It's just one deal, man.
1542
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,933
It's obviously a big one.
1543
00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:38,133
I owe Moses 10 grand.
1544
00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,833
I got to pay him by Thursday.
1545
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,067
Otherwise, I'm in deep shit.
1546
00:54:41,067 --> 00:54:42,133
I'll give you 100 bucks.
1547
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:42,933
100 bones?
1548
00:54:42,933 --> 00:54:44,300
All right, I'll give
1549
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,067
you 200 bucks.
1550
00:54:45,067 --> 00:54:46,033
Plus your ride.
1551
00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,867
Jesus, man.
1552
00:54:48,867 --> 00:54:49,233
Fine.
1553
00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:50,833
Just come right back here, all
1554
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:51,200
right?
1555
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,367
Don't stop at the fucking
1556
00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:53,967
mini mart, pick up bitches, or
1557
00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:55,300
whatever you do.
1558
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,500
Bitch, please.
1559
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,733
How about that?
1560
00:55:22,533 --> 00:55:24,200
Get out of the fucking car!
1561
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,467
You want to die, boy?!
1562
00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:26,200
Come on!
1563
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,333
Come on, get out of the car!
1564
00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:28,867
Oh, god!
1565
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,367
Fuck you!
1566
00:55:30,367 --> 00:55:32,233
Get off me! Get off me!
1567
00:55:32,233 --> 00:55:34,267
Yeah, boy, bust him up!
1568
00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,400
Bust him up!
1569
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,933
Get! Get!
1570
00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,300
What the hell is that?
1571
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:54,467
Just keep your
1572
00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:55,967
fucking mouth shut, all right?
1573
00:55:55,967 --> 00:56:00,833
I told you.
1574
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,300
What did we tell you about
1575
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:03,800
showing up unannounced?
1576
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,833
This ain't no am pm.
1577
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,167
And who the fuck is that?
1578
00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:09,500
Look, I'm sorry,
1579
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,867
I've just... I've got a
1580
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,167
situation, and I need to talk to
1581
00:56:12,167 --> 00:56:15,033
Moses.
1582
00:56:16,233 --> 00:56:18,100
This better be good.
1583
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,833
What a look of concentration
1584
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,167
on that face.
1585
00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,167
Guy better be swinging.
1586
00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:34,033
2-1 pitch on the way.
1587
00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:35,467
Wade swings, and there's a long
1588
00:56:35,467 --> 00:56:37,000
fly ball deep to left field.
1589
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,567
Williams is at the track.
1590
00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:39,933
That ball is gone!
1591
00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:40,967
Yes!
1592
00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:42,900
Yeah, baby, yeah!
1593
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:46,567
Hand it over, son.
1594
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,433
Yo, big bro.
1595
00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:54,133
We got a visitor.
1596
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,133
Look, I'm sorry,
1597
00:57:00,133 --> 00:57:01,533
Moses, but we got a big problem
1598
00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,500
here.
1599
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:07,533
Reggie was carjacked.
1600
00:57:07,533 --> 00:57:08,500
Hmm.
1601
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,233
And your point is?
1602
00:57:13,233 --> 00:57:14,567
The blow was in the
1603
00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:17,567
car.
1604
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,267
I'm still waiting for the
1605
00:57:19,267 --> 00:57:21,933
part that concerns us.
1606
00:57:21,933 --> 00:57:23,933
Did you hear it, tiny?
1607
00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:24,967
Nope.
1608
00:57:24,967 --> 00:57:25,867
Huh?
1609
00:57:25,867 --> 00:57:27,167
Me neither.
1610
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:30,900
Yeah. So...
1611
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,100
I'm sorry, but I'm
1612
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,333
not gonna be able to get your
1613
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,067
money on time.
1614
00:57:34,067 --> 00:57:35,067
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1615
00:57:35,067 --> 00:57:38,100
Shh, shh.
1616
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:41,800
Let's think about that, hmm?
1617
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,067
No.
1618
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:53,367
See, I disagree, porn star.
1619
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:54,900
Yenta here has got some big-ass
1620
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:56,167
balls interrupting our evening
1621
00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:59,333
with this bullshit, huh?
1622
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:00,467
There's only one way to make
1623
00:58:00,467 --> 00:58:05,033
sure it doesn't happen again.
1624
00:58:05,033 --> 00:58:07,167
Number three.
1625
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,867
Hey, hey, hey, come
1626
00:58:08,867 --> 00:58:09,233
on.
1627
00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:10,367
No, no, no, Moses!
1628
00:58:10,367 --> 00:58:11,300
No, no, no!
1629
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,833
Don't you move an inch, boy.
1630
00:58:12,833 --> 00:58:14,333
Moses, Jesus Christ,
1631
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,833
let go of my fucking legs!
1632
00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:17,167
Do you know who Moses was
1633
00:58:17,167 --> 00:58:18,100
from the Bible?
1634
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,467
Yeah, he was the
1635
00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:20,833
ten commandments dude.
1636
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,067
Ten commandments dude.
1637
00:58:22,067 --> 00:58:23,433
That is correct.
1638
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,533
Or as us chosen ones prefer to
1639
00:58:25,533 --> 00:58:27,933
call him, the giver of the law.
1640
00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:29,967
See, now, Moses brought down
1641
00:58:29,967 --> 00:58:32,100
that law from mount Sinai for a
1642
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:32,933
reason.
1643
00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:34,267
Tell him why, Damon.
1644
00:58:34,267 --> 00:58:36,500
Helps keep shit in order.
1645
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,933
And order is a good thing.
1646
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:41,367
Tell him why it's a good thing,
1647
00:58:41,367 --> 00:58:42,033
tiny.
1648
00:58:42,033 --> 00:58:43,400
Helps shit run efficiently.
1649
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,933
And efficiency, it's a very
1650
00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:47,000
good thing.
1651
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,300
Wouldn't you agree with that,
1652
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:51,300
porn star?
1653
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:55,833
Yeah.
1654
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,833
So...
1655
00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,167
When did you say you were gonna
1656
00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:01,033
have my money?
1657
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:10,833
So, Ivan says you are good
1658
00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:12,233
workers, yes?
1659
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:14,400
Uh, yes.
1660
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,467
We'll do anything.
1661
00:59:15,467 --> 00:59:17,233
We just need to get our hands
1662
00:59:17,233 --> 00:59:17,867
on...
1663
00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:19,167
$10,000, yes, yes, I
1664
00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,000
understand.
1665
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,500
When do you need this money?
1666
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,933
Thursday.
1667
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:24,533
Yes, well, that can be done,
1668
00:59:24,533 --> 00:59:26,867
but you must work fast.
1669
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,833
I would say best is man, between
1670
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,600
40 and 50, over 6 feet tall,
1671
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,567
white skin.
1672
00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:34,833
Yes, we don't need black right
1673
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,967
now.
1674
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:38,533
I don't understand.
1675
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,133
Ivan did not tell you?
1676
00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:41,133
No.
1677
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,033
You are to find a body, eh?
1678
00:59:51,033 --> 00:59:52,533
A corpse.
1679
00:59:57,033 --> 00:59:59,067
Did you say corpse?
1680
00:59:59,067 --> 01:00:00,267
Yes, dead body.
1681
01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:01,800
But it must be fresh.
1682
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,500
No more than two, three days.
1683
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,467
If it is rotten, he is no good
1684
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:06,367
for us.
1685
01:00:06,367 --> 01:00:08,233
You can do this, no?
1686
01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:11,233
Yeah.
1687
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:14,233
Um, so, where do we take the
1688
01:00:14,233 --> 01:00:15,067
body?
1689
01:00:15,067 --> 01:00:16,933
No, no, no, no.
1690
01:00:16,933 --> 01:00:18,933
You give me address, we pick up
1691
01:00:18,933 --> 01:00:21,800
body.
1692
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,167
We will leave you key for safe
1693
01:00:23,167 --> 01:00:24,167
deposit box.
1694
01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:28,467
Inside box will be your money.
1695
01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:30,867
Right, right, right.
1696
01:00:30,867 --> 01:00:33,033
Yes.
1697
01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:36,367
We will be Thursday, noon.
1698
01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:38,233
You leave key over door.
1699
01:00:38,233 --> 01:00:41,567
Yes, thank you.
1700
01:00:41,567 --> 01:00:42,600
Goodbye.
1701
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,533
Yes.
1702
01:00:43,533 --> 01:00:44,800
Yes.
1703
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:51,833
Two years ago, I was
1704
01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:53,000
living in a trailer.
1705
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,833
I had no job.
1706
01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:55,333
I was seriously in debt, and I
1707
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:56,400
weighed 98 pounds.
1708
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,833
But look at you now!
1709
01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,333
That's right, look at
1710
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,000
me now.
1711
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,933
Now I live in a
1712
01:01:00,933 --> 01:01:02,233
10,000-square-foot mansion in
1713
01:01:02,233 --> 01:01:03,300
Beverly...
1714
01:01:13,433 --> 01:01:14,067
Damn.
1715
01:01:14,067 --> 01:01:15,500
You just check those
1716
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,100
trays.
1717
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,300
I'll check these.
1718
01:01:25,133 --> 01:01:27,833
Yo, check it out.
1719
01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,700
Nick Nolte finally died.
1720
01:01:36,167 --> 01:01:39,333
Whoa. Barbecue.
1721
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,033
Did somebody young
1722
01:01:41,033 --> 01:01:45,333
die?
1723
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,067
Yo, I think we got a winner.
1724
01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:57,967
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Belinski.
1725
01:01:57,967 --> 01:02:02,467
This won't take long.
1726
01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,433
Shit!
1727
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:06,300
Just go, go, go, go!
1728
01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,167
All I'm saying is, a lot of
1729
01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:16,933
the best actors got their starts
1730
01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:17,900
in commercials.
1731
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,433
It's the perfect stepping stone
1732
01:02:19,433 --> 01:02:20,567
to features.
1733
01:02:20,567 --> 01:02:21,933
To... to features?
1734
01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:22,433
Yeah.
1735
01:02:22,433 --> 01:02:23,867
It's a fucking
1736
01:02:23,867 --> 01:02:25,200
butt-hugger commercial, man.
1737
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,567
You call that acting?
1738
01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:28,433
Oh, I'm sorry.
1739
01:02:28,433 --> 01:02:29,933
Maybe I should just give up and
1740
01:02:29,933 --> 01:02:31,200
start doing some cheap-ass skin
1741
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:31,567
flicks.
1742
01:02:31,567 --> 01:02:32,933
I knew you were
1743
01:02:32,933 --> 01:02:33,533
gonna say that.
1744
01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:34,600
Reggie, I hope all your
1745
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,967
Hollywood dreams come true.
1746
01:02:35,967 --> 01:02:36,567
Thank you.
1747
01:02:36,567 --> 01:02:38,167
Let's just fucking
1748
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:42,300
get this over with, please.
1749
01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:50,800
Looks dead.
1750
01:02:55,867 --> 01:03:01,367
This mariachi got no legs.
1751
01:03:03,067 --> 01:03:04,233
Why don't you just try to get
1752
01:03:04,233 --> 01:03:05,100
another agent then?
1753
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,267
And let some other
1754
01:03:06,267 --> 01:03:07,467
Hollywood jerk-off send me off
1755
01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:08,467
on worthless auditions?
1756
01:03:08,467 --> 01:03:09,533
I don't think so, man.
1757
01:03:09,533 --> 01:03:10,900
See, that's your problem
1758
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:11,433
right there.
1759
01:03:11,433 --> 01:03:12,533
See, you can't handle the
1760
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:13,133
rejection.
1761
01:03:13,133 --> 01:03:14,267
That's a part of the process,
1762
01:03:14,267 --> 01:03:14,833
brother.
1763
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:15,567
Every actor's got to...
1764
01:03:15,567 --> 01:03:16,967
Will you just worry
1765
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,333
about yourself, okay?
1766
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:19,500
Don't worry about me. I'm fine.
1767
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,367
Just dig.
1768
01:03:21,367 --> 01:03:25,500
Just trying to help.
1769
01:03:26,867 --> 01:03:29,567
Yo. We in business.
1770
01:03:29,567 --> 01:03:31,367
Yo, Preston!
1771
01:03:31,367 --> 01:03:33,367
Where the fuck you go?!
1772
01:03:33,367 --> 01:03:36,533
Evening.
1773
01:03:36,533 --> 01:03:38,067
You mind telling me what you're
1774
01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:39,267
doing down there?
1775
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,900
Damn, this shit's good.
1776
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,400
Thank you.
1777
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,900
So, that was the last time
1778
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:50,533
you saw Preston.
1779
01:03:50,533 --> 01:03:52,133
Yep, I figured he'd gone back
1780
01:03:52,133 --> 01:03:53,500
to the beach house, but I guess
1781
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,033
not.
1782
01:03:54,033 --> 01:03:55,333
Nigga must have skipped town or
1783
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,367
something.
1784
01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:03,233
So how you know Preston?
1785
01:04:03,233 --> 01:04:05,933
Ross? Hello?
1786
01:04:05,933 --> 01:04:07,833
Sorry.
1787
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:10,933
I don't really know Preston.
1788
01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,067
I know Matt.
1789
01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:14,033
Who the hell is Matt?
1790
01:04:14,033 --> 01:04:16,133
I mean Mike, Mike.
1791
01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:20,100
Excuse me a second.
1792
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:21,300
Where did you meet this joker
1793
01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:22,467
at?
1794
01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:23,867
At the beach house.
1795
01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:34,067
Did you say that
1796
01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:37,100
nobody knows you're here?
1797
01:04:44,067 --> 01:04:45,533
I know what you're
1798
01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,300
thinking.
1799
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:48,067
You should be dead right now.
1800
01:04:48,067 --> 01:04:49,900
Preston chickened out and blew
1801
01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:51,400
his opportunity for success.
1802
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,133
Don't make the same mistake.
1803
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:56,467
Ditch these clowns.
1804
01:04:56,467 --> 01:04:57,967
Oh, come on, don't tell me
1805
01:04:57,967 --> 01:04:59,167
you're into this broad.
1806
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,100
Maybe.
1807
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:00,967
What's the big deal?
1808
01:05:00,967 --> 01:05:02,067
Well, how long do you
1809
01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,100
think this charade is gonna
1810
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:03,500
last, huh?
1811
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,567
It's only a matter of time
1812
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:05,867
before she finds out that you
1813
01:05:05,867 --> 01:05:06,567
whacked her boyfriend.
1814
01:05:06,567 --> 01:05:07,933
It was an accident.
1815
01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:10,233
Was it? Really?
1816
01:05:10,233 --> 01:05:12,967
Hey, wise up.
1817
01:05:12,967 --> 01:05:15,100
She's using you, just like she
1818
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:17,100
used Preston.
1819
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,100
Remember, Ross, you are in
1820
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:20,833
charge.
1821
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:25,467
You are in control.
1822
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:27,167
Man, why you use a fork with
1823
01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:28,200
the chicken, man?
1824
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,200
Use your hand.
1825
01:05:33,067 --> 01:05:35,500
Hey, ain't that tiny disco bagel
1826
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,800
over there?
1827
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,967
Hell, no.
1828
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,667
Motherfucker.
1829
01:05:56,033 --> 01:05:57,200
Five minutes, Jack.
1830
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,367
Thanks, Tim.
1831
01:05:58,367 --> 01:05:59,967
Oh, hey, do me a favor, will
1832
01:05:59,967 --> 01:06:00,267
you?
1833
01:06:00,267 --> 01:06:01,933
Give this to skip right after
1834
01:06:01,933 --> 01:06:02,500
the show.
1835
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,733
You got it.
1836
01:06:42,367 --> 01:06:44,233
Go get 'em, handsome.
1837
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:45,933
Thank you.
1838
01:06:50,067 --> 01:06:52,933
Ladies and gentlemen, here is
1839
01:06:52,933 --> 01:06:56,100
your host, Jack West!
1840
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,933
Um, how did you
1841
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:13,267
get into this line of...
1842
01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:14,967
Work?
1843
01:07:14,967 --> 01:07:16,600
Are you looking for
1844
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,167
something more profound?
1845
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,033
So, you just like
1846
01:07:20,033 --> 01:07:21,367
to look at dead people?
1847
01:07:21,367 --> 01:07:23,367
Doesn't everybody?
1848
01:07:23,367 --> 01:07:25,900
Um, no.
1849
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,400
I don't think so.
1850
01:07:28,533 --> 01:07:33,533
Uh-oh. We have movement.
1851
01:07:34,367 --> 01:07:35,867
And we are back!
1852
01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:37,300
Okay, folks, we... by the way,
1853
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:38,900
chavo, you are looking quite
1854
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:39,867
dapper tonight.
1855
01:07:39,867 --> 01:07:40,933
Is that a new suit?
1856
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:42,467
Well, Jack, you'd have to ask
1857
01:07:42,467 --> 01:07:43,333
my wife.
1858
01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:46,533
And speaking of wives, I think I
1859
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:47,900
see your better half in the
1860
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:48,500
audience, Jack.
1861
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,500
Yes, you do.
1862
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,200
Yes, you do.
1863
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,567
And of course, I had to talk her
1864
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,467
into coming here tonight.
1865
01:07:53,467 --> 01:07:54,867
Cynthia, why don't you stand up
1866
01:07:54,867 --> 01:07:56,033
so all the folks out in TV land
1867
01:07:56,033 --> 01:07:58,100
can see how lucky I am?
1868
01:08:02,067 --> 01:08:03,433
Oops.
1869
01:08:03,433 --> 01:08:04,867
It looks like somebody's
1870
01:08:04,867 --> 01:08:06,300
sleeping on the couch tonight,
1871
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:06,833
Jack.
1872
01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:11,533
Sorry, honey.
1873
01:08:11,533 --> 01:08:13,067
Enjoy the show, kids.
1874
01:08:13,067 --> 01:08:14,567
[ Humming
1875
01:08:14,567 --> 01:08:17,067
[ "take me out to the ball game" ]
1876
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,600
All right, now, bro.
1877
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:31,467
Let's see the show.
1878
01:08:31,467 --> 01:08:33,000
Foul ball.
1879
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,267
Bringing on the heat tonight.
1880
01:08:34,267 --> 01:08:35,400
Maybe you should choke up.
1881
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,100
Maybe you should go to hell.
1882
01:08:42,133 --> 01:08:43,333
Shit!
1883
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:47,500
Strike two!
1884
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,367
Oh, damn!
1885
01:08:48,367 --> 01:08:49,900
Did you see that shit?!
1886
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,300
I see your ass getting
1887
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:51,967
fanned.
1888
01:08:51,967 --> 01:08:53,567
Let me show you how it's done,
1889
01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:54,300
son.
1890
01:09:01,033 --> 01:09:02,233
I know it hurt.
1891
01:09:02,233 --> 01:09:03,433
I know it hurts.
1892
01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:05,233
Strike one, meshuggeneh.
1893
01:09:09,133 --> 01:09:10,200
What the fuck?
1894
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:10,967
Whoo!
1895
01:09:10,967 --> 01:09:12,133
That shit was high.
1896
01:09:12,133 --> 01:09:13,067
Bullshit!
1897
01:09:13,067 --> 01:09:14,200
That was a strike!
1898
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,367
Yo, dairy queen!
1899
01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:17,100
Was that shit high or what?
1900
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,933
Looked a little high,
1901
01:09:18,933 --> 01:09:22,267
man.
1902
01:09:22,267 --> 01:09:24,000
That look high to you?
1903
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,400
That would be a ball in my
1904
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,000
book.
1905
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,500
Bullshit! Chest to knees!
1906
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,000
That is the strike zone!
1907
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,000
Now, that's a strike.
1908
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500
Here we go.
1909
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,033
Who's this guy?
1910
01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:47,533
I have no idea.
1911
01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:53,067
What the hell is going on here?
1912
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,267
What the hell did you do?
1913
01:09:58,267 --> 01:09:59,100
Nothing.
1914
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,433
It's the same as before.
1915
01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:01,967
Well, obviously not, hebro.
1916
01:10:01,967 --> 01:10:04,500
This shit ain't closing.
1917
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,467
Step aside.
1918
01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:09,867
Let me try this shit.
1919
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,100
Must be the lock.
1920
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,333
There's nothing wrong with
1921
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:14,233
the lock, Schwartz.
1922
01:10:14,233 --> 01:10:19,100
It's the fucking Dolly.
1923
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:23,267
Candy?
1924
01:10:23,267 --> 01:10:24,433
There's something I got to tell
1925
01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:26,600
you.
1926
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,300
I should have told you a long
1927
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:29,833
time ago, but I couldn't.
1928
01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,300
It's hard to tell someone, I
1929
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:32,333
mean, especially someone...
1930
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,367
Ross, I think I know what
1931
01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:36,233
you're saying.
1932
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:39,567
I seriously doubt that.
1933
01:10:39,567 --> 01:10:44,100
Then what are you saying?
1934
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:47,233
I'm afraid that I...
1935
01:10:47,233 --> 01:10:51,133
I sort of killed Preston.
1936
01:10:51,133 --> 01:10:51,833
What?
1937
01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:53,500
Okay, our next guest is
1938
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,067
the one you've all been
1939
01:10:55,067 --> 01:10:55,933
waiting for.
1940
01:10:55,933 --> 01:10:56,900
I know I have been.
1941
01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:58,400
After his recent performances in
1942
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,967
the world series, he needs no
1943
01:10:59,967 --> 01:11:00,533
introduction.
1944
01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:02,133
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm
1945
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,833
round of applause for hometown
1946
01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,500
hero Doug Wade!
1947
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,233
Doug!
1948
01:11:14,533 --> 01:11:16,067
How are you?
1949
01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,033
Good.
1950
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,400
Wow, what an ovation.
1951
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,533
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
1952
01:11:23,533 --> 01:11:25,200
What can I say?
1953
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,367
You know, Jack, it's been a
1954
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,833
while since big blue's won the
1955
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:28,267
big dance.
1956
01:11:28,267 --> 01:11:29,533
Yes, it has been. Yep.
1957
01:11:29,533 --> 01:11:30,967
Now, I understand your wife is
1958
01:11:30,967 --> 01:11:31,767
here with you tonight?
1959
01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:32,167
She is.
1960
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:32,833
Ah.
1961
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:33,567
Along with my daughter,
1962
01:11:33,567 --> 01:11:35,100
Tiffany, and my son, Tommy.
1963
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:37,100
Where are you, Lauren?
1964
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,300
Oh, there she is.
1965
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:39,300
Hi, baby.
1966
01:11:41,067 --> 01:11:42,000
Yeah, wow.
1967
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,167
Good season for you, huh?
1968
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:43,533
Yeah.
1969
01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:45,100
Now I understand that
1970
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,433
you're a free agent, and I hear
1971
01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:47,900
you're looking at a payday of
1972
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,200
maybe $300 million?
1973
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:49,533
Whew!
1974
01:11:49,533 --> 01:11:51,033
Well, you know, that's what
1975
01:11:51,033 --> 01:11:51,833
my agent thinks.
1976
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,000
I hope you got a
1977
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,467
pre-nup.
1978
01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:55,200
Excuse me?
1979
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,267
I'm kidding.
1980
01:11:56,267 --> 01:11:56,967
I'm kidding.
1981
01:11:56,967 --> 01:11:58,300
No, but seriously, when you're
1982
01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,600
out there on the road, you got
1983
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,100
to have a lot of women looking
1984
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:02,233
to get up close with a big
1985
01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:03,433
ballplayer like Doug Wade.
1986
01:12:03,433 --> 01:12:04,567
Does that ever present a
1987
01:12:04,567 --> 01:12:05,133
problem?
1988
01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,533
No, no, no. Not for me, Jack.
1989
01:12:06,533 --> 01:12:09,233
I... I love my wife.
1990
01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:11,100
Ah, that's nice to
1991
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:11,967
hear, Doug.
1992
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,033
I want to go in
1993
01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:20,500
there.
1994
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,200
Uh...
1995
01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:28,300
You led the league in
1996
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:29,067
home runs.
1997
01:12:29,067 --> 01:12:29,600
I did.
1998
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,400
I saw you drill one all
1999
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,100
the way home.
2000
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:38,100
That felt pretty good, huh?
2001
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:39,600
Felt great, actually, Jack.
2002
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,100
Yeah, you know, you have to
2003
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,433
understand, there's a lot of
2004
01:12:42,433 --> 01:12:43,200
pressure...
2005
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:44,867
Now, what would you say
2006
01:12:44,867 --> 01:12:46,267
was the climax of the year for
2007
01:12:46,267 --> 01:12:49,267
you?
2008
01:12:49,267 --> 01:12:51,400
Well, Jack, I'd have to say
2009
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,467
that the climax was that last
2010
01:12:53,467 --> 01:12:55,400
home run I hit.
2011
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,033
I bet it was.
2012
01:12:57,033 --> 01:12:58,067
I bet it was.
2013
01:12:58,067 --> 01:12:58,833
Yeah.
2014
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,067
Folks, let's take a
2015
01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,133
look at one of the most
2016
01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:02,367
memorable moments in baseball
2017
01:13:02,367 --> 01:13:03,067
history.
2018
01:13:03,067 --> 01:13:05,100
Okay, there you are, you're
2019
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:06,467
holding the wood.
2020
01:13:06,467 --> 01:13:07,433
Mm-hmm.
2021
01:13:07,433 --> 01:13:08,800
You're about to enter
2022
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,200
the box.
2023
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:09,867
Oh, yeah.
2024
01:13:09,867 --> 01:13:11,033
What's going through
2025
01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:13,500
your mind, Doug Wade?
2026
01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,000
Well, I'm thinking, Jack,
2027
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,267
it's time to drill this baby
2028
01:13:18,267 --> 01:13:19,033
home.
2029
01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:21,000
I bet you are.
2030
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,867
Tony, let's roll the tape.
2031
01:13:22,867 --> 01:13:24,867
And so the season comes down
2032
01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:25,933
to this.
2033
01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:27,933
Two on, two out, bottom of the
2034
01:13:27,933 --> 01:13:29,367
ninth, game six of the
2035
01:13:29,367 --> 01:13:30,333
world series.
2036
01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,800
And what a matchup!
2037
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,467
Temple is arguably the best
2038
01:13:33,467 --> 01:13:35,067
reliever in the game.
2039
01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:36,533
His postseason E.R.A.
2040
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:39,233
a remarkable 0.88.
2041
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,333
From the stretch, the pitch.
2042
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:48,467
Low and away, ball one.
2043
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,300
If the dogs could have anyone at
2044
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,167
the plate right now, it would be
2045
01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:52,600
Wade.
2046
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,433
He posted league-leading numbers
2047
01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:59,500
in home runs and RBIs.
2048
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,200
Everyone's on their feet.
2049
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,533
1-0 pitch on the way.
2050
01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:05,500
Wade swings and misses. 1-1.
2051
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,600
Doug is already a star in a city
2052
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,133
that boasts so many.
2053
01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:11,167
The question is, can he rise to
2054
01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,733
the occasion?
2055
01:14:18,233 --> 01:14:20,200
Who are you?
2056
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,100
I said, who are you?!
2057
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:26,100
Aah! You little bitch!
2058
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:30,067
The delivery. Low, 2-1.
2059
01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:32,367
There has got to be tremendous
2060
01:14:32,367 --> 01:14:34,500
pressure on Wade right now.
2061
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,933
The series is literally on his
2062
01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:37,967
shoulders.
2063
01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:40,100
What a look of concentration on
2064
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:40,833
that face.
2065
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,833
2-1 pitch on the way.
2066
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,000
Wade swings, and there's a long
2067
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:44,867
fly ball.
2068
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,867
That ball is gone!
2069
01:14:50,067 --> 01:14:52,033
Oh, yeah, yeah.
2070
01:14:52,033 --> 01:14:55,533
Oh, oh, Doug!
2071
01:15:02,067 --> 01:15:04,100
Man, he got all of that one!
2072
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:14,133
Oh, my god!
2073
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:24,867
You son of a bitch.
2074
01:15:24,867 --> 01:15:27,167
Bite me.
2075
01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,867
Get this whore off me.
2076
01:15:28,867 --> 01:15:30,200
Get the whore off me.
2077
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,267
Go, go, go, go!
2078
01:15:31,267 --> 01:15:32,333
What happened?
2079
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:33,400
There was somebody
2080
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,433
there, but I think I have
2081
01:15:34,433 --> 01:15:35,833
something... we got to get to my
2082
01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:38,467
house first.
2083
01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:39,367
Where is he?
2084
01:15:39,367 --> 01:15:40,333
He disappeared.
2085
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:41,533
What do you mean, he
2086
01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:42,267
disappeared?
2087
01:15:42,267 --> 01:15:43,800
Hey, skip, Jack wanted me to
2088
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,333
give you this.
2089
01:15:55,267 --> 01:15:56,433
Grand slam, Jack.
2090
01:15:56,433 --> 01:15:57,967
Out of the park.
2091
01:15:57,967 --> 01:15:58,500
Good luck.
2092
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,400
Thanks.
2093
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,400
I'm gonna miss you.
2094
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,600
I'll miss you, too.
2095
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,300
Take care.
2096
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,433
Don't ever forget the most
2097
01:16:04,433 --> 01:16:05,533
important rule in showbiz.
2098
01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:06,367
What's that?
2099
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:07,867
It ain't over till the
2100
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:09,067
fat lady sings.
2101
01:16:14,033 --> 01:16:14,933
Who's your master?!
2102
01:16:14,933 --> 01:16:15,500
You are!
2103
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,433
Who's your master?!
2104
01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,233
You are.
2105
01:16:17,233 --> 01:16:17,967
Bark.
2106
01:16:17,967 --> 01:16:19,000
Bark!
2107
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,400
Bark, you pathetic little
2108
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,433
dog... you bark!
2109
01:16:21,433 --> 01:16:22,967
You bark when I say bark!
2110
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
Porn star should win a
2111
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,933
golden globe for this shit.
2112
01:16:30,933 --> 01:16:32,067
You bark when I say bark!
2113
01:16:33,367 --> 01:16:35,567
Disco, unless you're done
2114
01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:38,200
feeding me that dead body mafia
2115
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,467
bullshit, I suggest you knock
2116
01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:41,500
off the whining.
2117
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,533
Nothing!
2118
01:16:42,533 --> 01:16:44,000
Bark, I said!
2119
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,100
Bark, I said!
2120
01:16:50,567 --> 01:16:52,533
So, you say this place here
2121
01:16:52,533 --> 01:16:54,300
belongs to your buddy Mike.
2122
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,833
I told you, Moses.
2123
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:59,000
Mike is Preston's cousin.
2124
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,467
Let's let John boy here talk.
2125
01:17:00,467 --> 01:17:02,400
Look, I don't know the
2126
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,400
guy that well.
2127
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:05,300
Preston just told me that he was
2128
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:07,233
out of town and I could stay for
2129
01:17:07,233 --> 01:17:08,267
the weekend.
2130
01:17:08,267 --> 01:17:10,100
Oh, he did, huh?
2131
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:11,300
The fuck?!
2132
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:12,367
Who are you?
2133
01:17:12,367 --> 01:17:14,033
Who the fuck are you?
2134
01:17:14,033 --> 01:17:15,867
Hey, chill out, Spicoli.
2135
01:17:15,867 --> 01:17:17,833
We're all friends of Preston's.
2136
01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:19,167
Well, where is he?
2137
01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,033
Well, your buddy Ross here
2138
01:17:21,033 --> 01:17:23,067
said he stopped by a couple days
2139
01:17:23,067 --> 01:17:24,567
ago, and porn star wasn't
2140
01:17:24,567 --> 01:17:25,533
around.
2141
01:17:25,533 --> 01:17:28,900
Who?
2142
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,067
You mean you don't know this
2143
01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:33,267
cat?
2144
01:17:33,267 --> 01:17:34,433
Come on, damn it,
2145
01:17:34,433 --> 01:17:36,933
answer.
2146
01:17:36,933 --> 01:17:38,800
It's me. Where the hell are you?
2147
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,500
I'm almost home. Call me.
2148
01:17:44,867 --> 01:17:47,067
Oh, my god.
2149
01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:49,033
Top story tonight is a tragic
2150
01:17:49,033 --> 01:17:49,400
one.
2151
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,967
Moments ago, late-night
2152
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,533
talk-show host Jack West was
2153
01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,500
found dead in the living room of
2154
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,300
his Hollywood Hills home, the
2155
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:58,000
victim of an apparent murder.
2156
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,833
Paramedics, responding to an
2157
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,533
anonymous 911 call, found west
2158
01:18:01,533 --> 01:18:03,400
lying on the floor with three
2159
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,200
gunshot wounds to the chest.
2160
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,167
Time of death is unknown, but is
2161
01:18:07,167 --> 01:18:09,200
believed to be shortly after the
2162
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,200
controversial live taping of his
2163
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,900
talk show earlier this evening.
2164
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,767
Now on to more breaking news.
2165
01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:29,467
Freeze!
2166
01:18:29,467 --> 01:18:30,833
Put your hands up!
2167
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:31,800
What the fuck?
2168
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,833
Okay, okay, okay.
2169
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:33,800
Listen, chill.
2170
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,367
I'm Doug Wade, all right?
2171
01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:37,000
Shocking twist to an already
2172
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,433
tragic story as police now have
2173
01:18:38,433 --> 01:18:40,000
a suspect in custody for the
2174
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,200
murder of talk-show host
2175
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,133
Jack West.
2176
01:18:42,133 --> 01:18:44,367
The suspect is none other than
2177
01:18:44,367 --> 01:18:46,367
L.A. Dogs star Doug Wade.
2178
01:18:46,367 --> 01:18:47,367
Mr. Wade!
2179
01:18:47,367 --> 01:18:49,500
Wade was arrested in front of
2180
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,800
his Beverly Hills mansion, where
2181
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,000
police discovered a 9mm revolver
2182
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,033
under the driver's seat of his
2183
01:18:56,033 --> 01:18:57,733
vehicle.
2184
01:19:06,133 --> 01:19:08,433
Aah, shit! Aah!
2185
01:19:08,433 --> 01:19:10,333
I knew this cracker didn't know
2186
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:11,000
Mike!
2187
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,333
Called you Matt at one point.
2188
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,433
Then he shells out for my
2189
01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:15,000
chicken and waffles... even paid
2190
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:15,867
cash for my bail!
2191
01:19:15,867 --> 01:19:17,000
Bitch-ass didn't even ask for
2192
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,367
his money back!
2193
01:19:18,367 --> 01:19:20,867
Oh, you got some cash on you,
2194
01:19:20,867 --> 01:19:21,333
huh?
2195
01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:23,800
Look, I don't know what
2196
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,133
you guys are talking about.
2197
01:19:25,133 --> 01:19:27,133
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
2198
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:33,167
Shh.
2199
01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:35,133
I'd say you got about three
2200
01:19:35,133 --> 01:19:38,333
seconds to explain.
2201
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,067
Uh, he's dead.
2202
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:40,900
What?
2203
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:41,533
What?
2204
01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:43,500
Preston, he's dead.
2205
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,500
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
2206
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,867
I mean, it was an accident.
2207
01:19:46,867 --> 01:19:48,200
You bitch-ass motherfucker, I
2208
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,267
will kick your pale ass!
2209
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:52,100
Chill out, disco!
2210
01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:52,933
Continue.
2211
01:19:52,933 --> 01:19:54,400
I met him on the
2212
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,200
boardwalk.
2213
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,067
We talked.
2214
01:19:56,067 --> 01:19:57,433
He invited me up here.
2215
01:19:57,433 --> 01:19:59,233
But he started getting on my
2216
01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:00,533
case about buying into
2217
01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:01,967
"remarkable power."
2218
01:20:01,967 --> 01:20:03,467
That self-help program?
2219
01:20:03,467 --> 01:20:04,367
Yes.
2220
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,533
Everybody knows that shit's a
2221
01:20:06,533 --> 01:20:07,033
scam.
2222
01:20:07,033 --> 01:20:08,367
I'm aware of that,
2223
01:20:08,367 --> 01:20:09,367
thank you.
2224
01:20:09,367 --> 01:20:10,400
May I continue?
2225
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,533
By all means.
2226
01:20:11,533 --> 01:20:13,400
I didn't know what to
2227
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,367
do after that, so I just kind of
2228
01:20:15,367 --> 01:20:16,433
left him there.
2229
01:20:16,433 --> 01:20:18,367
And then I got a call from this
2230
01:20:18,367 --> 01:20:20,200
chick, Elvira, who was saying
2231
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,867
that she knew what I did.
2232
01:20:21,867 --> 01:20:23,433
Even e-mailed me pictures of
2233
01:20:23,433 --> 01:20:23,967
him.
2234
01:20:23,967 --> 01:20:24,333
Oh.
2235
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:25,900
So, you know, I went
2236
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:27,200
and got the cops and brought
2237
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,300
them back here.
2238
01:20:28,300 --> 01:20:29,233
Oh, yeah.
2239
01:20:29,233 --> 01:20:31,133
But Preston was gone.
2240
01:20:31,133 --> 01:20:33,067
And everything was all cleaned
2241
01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:33,400
up.
2242
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,033
So then I realized that Preston
2243
01:20:36,033 --> 01:20:38,233
was actually gonna kill me,
2244
01:20:38,233 --> 01:20:40,933
because he needed the dead body.
2245
01:20:40,933 --> 01:20:42,100
Of course.
2246
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,433
And, well, that's all I
2247
01:20:43,433 --> 01:20:48,333
know.
2248
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,367
That's about the stupidest
2249
01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:52,367
story I've ever heard in my
2250
01:20:52,367 --> 01:20:53,067
life.
2251
01:20:55,933 --> 01:20:59,933
Well, time's up, cheddar head.
2252
01:20:59,933 --> 01:21:01,267
Number one.
2253
01:21:02,967 --> 01:21:04,133
Nobody move!
2254
01:21:04,133 --> 01:21:05,433
What the fuck?!
2255
01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:06,800
Put the guns down, nice and
2256
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,333
easy.
2257
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,533
Do what he says, now.
2258
01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:10,000
Who the fuck are you?!
2259
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:10,900
Remember us?
2260
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:11,300
No!
2261
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,200
Not you, him.
2262
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:12,833
Oh.
2263
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:14,333
We did a little check on your
2264
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:14,867
story.
2265
01:21:14,867 --> 01:21:16,067
Turns out your pal Preston's
2266
01:21:16,067 --> 01:21:17,000
landlady called in a
2267
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,533
disturbance.
2268
01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:19,067
The place was trashed, and there
2269
01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:20,300
was a dirty shovel over in the
2270
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:21,200
corner.
2271
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,500
Oh, and there was this.
2272
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,133
Guess who, porn star?
2273
01:21:26,133 --> 01:21:28,100
That's right, it's Moses.
2274
01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,900
You got till tomorrow night to
2275
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,433
produce, or the brothers are
2276
01:21:31,433 --> 01:21:33,300
gonna unleash a little fire and
2277
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,067
brimstone on your gentile ass.
2278
01:21:35,067 --> 01:21:36,100
You hear me?
2279
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:39,833
Oh, now, see, that was
2280
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:40,467
bullshit, okay?
2281
01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:42,100
Cheez whiz here killed Preston.
2282
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:43,333
You can ask him yourself.
2283
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:44,967
You got a big fancy pad up in
2284
01:21:44,967 --> 01:21:46,033
the hills, don't you?
2285
01:21:46,033 --> 01:21:47,367
A couple pricey cars, a lot of
2286
01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:48,067
nice toys?
2287
01:21:48,067 --> 01:21:49,367
Tell me, how exactly does a
2288
01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:50,533
kosher chicken-and-waffle
2289
01:21:50,533 --> 01:21:52,167
restaurant owner afford all that
2290
01:21:52,167 --> 01:21:53,800
expensive stuff?
2291
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,133
You guys... first off...
2292
01:21:56,133 --> 01:21:58,433
like I said, put the guns
2293
01:21:58,433 --> 01:21:59,267
down.
2294
01:21:59,267 --> 01:22:01,133
Okay, you got it.
2295
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,333
No!
2296
01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:09,567
I'm standing in front of the
2297
01:22:09,567 --> 01:22:10,567
west residence, where
2298
01:22:10,567 --> 01:22:12,100
Jack West's wife, Cynthia, has
2299
01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,067
just been arrested.
2300
01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:14,300
It appears Mrs. West may be
2301
01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,833
charged with conspiracy to
2302
01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:18,800
commit murder.
2303
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,000
Holy shit.
2304
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,367
You're never gonna believe this.
2305
01:22:30,167 --> 01:22:31,967
The body of talk-show host
2306
01:22:31,967 --> 01:22:33,800
Jack West, found dead earlier
2307
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,433
this evening, has mysteriously
2308
01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:37,400
disappeared from the L.A. county
2309
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,367
morgue, where it was awaiting an
2310
01:22:39,367 --> 01:22:40,433
official autopsy.
2311
01:22:40,433 --> 01:22:42,200
I'm reporting live from the
2312
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,900
L.A. county morgue, where the
2313
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:45,533
body of talk-show host Jack West
2314
01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:47,067
was just reported missing.
2315
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Mr. West's body was discovered
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01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,833
earlier this evening, the victim
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01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,800
of an apparent homicide.
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01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,500
Mr. West's wife, Cynthia west,
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and Los Angeles dogs star
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01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,033
Doug Wade are considered the
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01:22:59,033 --> 01:23:00,900
primary suspects.
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♪ when I die and they lay me
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to rest ♪
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♪ gonna go to the place that's
2325
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:26,800
the best ♪
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01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,333
♪ when I lay me down to die
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01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,333
♪ going up to the spirit in the
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01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,033
sky ♪
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01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,867
Wade attacked west during a
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01:23:39,867 --> 01:23:41,900
live broadcast of his talk show
2331
01:23:41,900 --> 01:23:44,000
after a home video of Wade and
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01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,867
Cynthia west having sexual
2333
01:23:45,867 --> 01:23:47,867
intercourse was revealed to a
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01:23:47,867 --> 01:23:48,533
national audience.
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01:23:49,467 --> 01:23:50,933
Stay tuned to ZBS news as this
2336
01:23:50,933 --> 01:23:52,300
story continues to unfold.
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01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:57,567
This is Jack.
2338
01:23:57,567 --> 01:23:59,133
So far, so good.
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01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:01,800
It's a beautiful thing.
2340
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,300
We're not out of the woods
2341
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:03,800
yet.
2342
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,233
Still got to close the deal.
2343
01:24:05,233 --> 01:24:06,400
I hear you.
2344
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,500
Just hang tight.
2345
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:12,500
You the man, bill.
2346
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:16,833
The show must go on.
2347
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,833
♪ going up to the spirit in
2348
01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:19,533
the sky ♪
2349
01:24:19,533 --> 01:24:21,067
♪ spirit in the sky
2350
01:24:21,067 --> 01:24:22,400
♪ it's where I'm gonna go
2351
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,900
when I die ♪
2352
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:24,600
♪ when I die
2353
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,467
♪ when I die and they lay me
2354
01:24:26,467 --> 01:24:27,467
to rest ♪
2355
01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:29,333
♪ I'm gonna go to the place
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01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:32,367
that's the best ♪
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01:24:46,367 --> 01:24:49,533
Get your big, fat, tuba ass off
2358
01:24:49,533 --> 01:24:50,900
of me!
2359
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,200
Oh, shit!
2360
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:53,900
What you cats laughing at?!
2361
01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,233
Now get this big nigga off me,
2362
01:24:55,233 --> 01:24:55,967
man!
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01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:57,100
Shit!
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01:24:57,100 --> 01:25:00,000
Come on, candy, hurry up!
2365
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,567
Oh, gosh.
2366
01:25:00,567 --> 01:25:01,533
You too, man.
2367
01:25:01,533 --> 01:25:03,300
It's your fault I'm in this
2368
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:06,467
shit!
2369
01:25:06,467 --> 01:25:08,867
Help me up, man.
2370
01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:12,900
Just when we thought things
2371
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,367
couldn't get any stranger in
2372
01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:16,067
this town.
2373
01:25:27,433 --> 01:25:32,100
♪ could be wrong
2374
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:40,000
♪ I could be right
2375
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,467
♪ could be wrong
2376
01:25:43,467 --> 01:25:45,167
♪ I could be right
2377
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:46,867
♪ I could be wrong, I could be
2378
01:25:46,867 --> 01:25:48,400
right ♪
2379
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,933
♪ I could be black, I could be
2380
01:25:49,933 --> 01:25:50,933
white ♪
2381
01:25:50,933 --> 01:25:52,600
♪ I could be right, I could be
2382
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:53,567
wrong ♪
2383
01:25:53,567 --> 01:25:55,433
♪ I could be black, I could be
2384
01:25:55,433 --> 01:25:56,467
white ♪
2385
01:25:56,467 --> 01:25:57,833
♪ your time has come, your
2386
01:25:57,833 --> 01:25:58,367
second skin ♪
2387
01:25:58,367 --> 01:25:59,833
in an absolutely unbelievable
2388
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:01,100
turn of events, the missing body
2389
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:02,433
of murdered talk-show host
2390
01:26:02,433 --> 01:26:04,167
Jack West has been found alive.
2391
01:26:04,167 --> 01:26:05,833
The details are still unclear,
2392
01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,367
but it's being reported that he
2393
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:08,833
was found just hours ago,
2394
01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:10,333
wandering in the desert, tired,
2395
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,600
thirsty, and completely
2396
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,600
disoriented.
2397
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,233
Some are calling it the miracle
2398
01:26:14,233 --> 01:26:15,100
of the century.
2399
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,600
Others aren't sure what to make
2400
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:17,133
of it.
2401
01:26:17,133 --> 01:26:18,267
One thing is for certain,
2402
01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:19,533
though... anything is possible
2403
01:26:19,533 --> 01:26:20,500
in the city of angels.
2404
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,533
♪ may the road rise with
2405
01:26:22,533 --> 01:26:23,500
you ♪
2406
01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:26,233
♪ may the road rise with you
2407
01:26:26,233 --> 01:26:29,100
♪ may the road rise with you
2408
01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,667
♪ may the road rise with you
2409
01:26:38,133 --> 01:26:41,467
♪ could be wrong
2410
01:26:41,467 --> 01:26:45,333
♪ I could be right
2411
01:26:48,433 --> 01:26:52,833
♪ could be wrong
2412
01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,333
♪ I could be right
2413
01:27:00,333 --> 01:27:05,200
♪ could be wrong
2414
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,067
♪ they put a hot wire to my
2415
01:27:07,067 --> 01:27:08,100
head ♪
2416
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:09,967
♪ 'cause of the things I did and
2417
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,133
said ♪
2418
01:27:11,133 --> 01:27:13,000
♪ they made these feelings go
2419
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:13,833
away ♪
2420
01:27:13,833 --> 01:27:16,533
♪ a model citizen in every way
2421
01:27:16,533 --> 01:27:18,233
♪ your time has come, your
2422
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,400
second skin ♪
2423
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,567
♪ the cost so high, the gain so
2424
01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:22,233
low ♪
2425
01:27:22,233 --> 01:27:24,600
♪ may the road rise with you
2426
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:27,467
♪ may the road rise with you
2427
01:27:27,467 --> 01:27:31,167
♪ may the road rise with you
2428
01:27:31,167 --> 01:27:32,533
Everyone told me that
2429
01:27:32,533 --> 01:27:34,100
the "remarkable power" program
2430
01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:35,500
was a scam, but within 24 hours
2431
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,133
of purchasing the tape series, I
2432
01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:38,467
went from being flat broke to
2433
01:27:38,467 --> 01:27:40,467
scoring $10,000 cash!
2434
01:27:40,467 --> 01:27:43,833
And the girl of my dreams.
2435
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,167
Now, how is that possible, you
2436
01:27:45,167 --> 01:27:46,067
ask?
2437
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:47,500
All you have to do is follow
2438
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,133
J.P. Zahn's simple step-by-step
2439
01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:49,933
instructions.
2440
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:52,367
It's that easy!
2441
01:27:52,367 --> 01:27:54,067
Start living the
2442
01:27:54,067 --> 01:27:57,400
life of your dreams today.
2443
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,067
♪ slow dive on chemical
2444
01:28:00,067 --> 01:28:01,600
hill ♪
2445
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,967
♪ slow down, you're making me
2446
01:28:03,967 --> 01:28:05,433
real ♪
2447
01:28:05,433 --> 01:28:09,167
♪ silver and '79
2448
01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:12,867
♪ shifter and planets align
2449
01:28:12,867 --> 01:28:20,167
♪ silver shifter, shift it out
2450
01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:29,367
♪ glider, glider diving down
2451
01:28:29,367 --> 01:28:32,033
♪ I will ride, and you will
2452
01:28:32,033 --> 01:28:33,067
find ♪
2453
01:28:33,067 --> 01:28:36,067
♪ the moon will glow moonlight
2454
01:28:36,067 --> 01:28:40,533
♪ on the silver shifter
2455
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:44,567
♪ seven is never enough
2456
01:28:44,567 --> 01:28:48,267
♪ slide her into the stuff
2457
01:28:48,267 --> 01:28:51,933
♪ slow gun and colorful flags
2458
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:55,833
♪ shift her into the swag
2459
01:28:55,833 --> 01:29:03,167
♪ silver shifter, shift it out
2460
01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:12,133
♪ glider, glider touching down
2461
01:29:12,133 --> 01:29:15,867
♪ I will go, and you will show
2462
01:29:15,867 --> 01:29:18,833
♪ the moon will glow moonlight
2463
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:25,033
♪ on the silver shifter, silver
2464
01:29:25,033 --> 01:29:27,233
shifter ♪
2465
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:45,033
♪ softer down for the counts
2466
01:29:45,033 --> 01:29:48,533
♪ love comes in every ounce
2467
01:29:48,533 --> 01:29:52,567
♪ silver is up on appeal
2468
01:29:52,567 --> 01:29:56,267
♪ shifter is making me real
2469
01:29:56,267 --> 01:30:03,567
♪ silver shifter, shift it out
2470
01:30:03,567 --> 01:30:09,133
♪ glider is tighter, touching
2471
01:30:09,133 --> 01:30:12,833
down ♪
2472
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,300
♪ I will climb, and you will
2473
01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:16,200
find ♪
2474
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:17,533
♪ the moon will shine
2475
01:30:17,533 --> 01:30:19,233
moonlight ♪
2476
01:30:19,233 --> 01:30:25,367
♪ on the silver shifter, silver
2477
01:30:25,367 --> 01:30:28,100
shifter ♪
2478
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,267
Never let other
2479
01:30:43,267 --> 01:30:44,967
people's doubts interfere with
2480
01:30:44,967 --> 01:30:46,933
your path to success!
2481
01:30:46,933 --> 01:30:48,300
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