All language subtitles for Ni Main Sass Kuttni Part 2 (2024)_track3_[eng]

I'll grant your desires,
take them all with ease,

Relax on your bed,
and savor treats like a sweet breeze.

As for foes, fear not,
they'll face a flashy sting,

Pray tell, dear madam,
what troubles do you bring?

Babaji, I have not one problem but many.

I should be enjoying my time
and taking it easy in bed at my age,

but I find myself making
everyone else's beds instead.

I should be chilling,
but I'm always stuck cooking.

My knees give me trouble

and my daughter-in-law always
talks back to me.

I don't know what should I "to" do!

Babaji, I am 'disappoint'.

No beautiful, just chill.

Tell me, what do you want?
Please, do spill.

Mummy, mummy, mummy!

Mom, I've put on some weight.

Can you help me out by making me dance to
your tunes and help me lose it?

Mom, I'm feeling a bit bored.

Can you please argue with me
to make things interesting?

Mom, I have a craving for some meat.

Can you please thrash me for it?

My throat is sore.

Is it alright if I use the water
from washing your feet to gargle?

That's impossible!

Even back in the day, finding such an
obedient daughter-in-law was tough,

and you're expecting one
in this day and age?

Babaji, please find a solution for me.
I don't want to lose hope.

I'll assist you in this and assist you in that,
but finding relief is still a tough act?

Oh, fortunate soul, achieving your aim,

let me prove my worth,
lay down your blame.

Oh, Ammy Virk and Gippy Grewal,

get her daughter-in-law
entrapped that's all.

Fulfill Baby's desires, cease my bother,
and I promise, no trouble shall further smother.

Present yourself! Abracadabra!

Hey Baba, bring her over here.

Hey, come here.

Baba, let go of her now.

How can I make a fallen
person fall again, huh?

Make her fall, Baba.

Make her fall.

Please make her fall, Babaji.

Come on, Babaji.

Okay, Baby.

Come on!

Baba has come to visit,
to unveil your fate.

To read your heart, to see what's innate.

Blogger by trade, words you impart,

But your daughter-in-law,
she's torn you apart.

You wish to have her within your sway,

For a mere Rs. 500

I will change your fate.
Baba has come to visit.

Baba has come to visit.

To read your heart, to see what's innate.

Glory to the Lord Almighty!

Should I uncover the
secrets within your soul,

will you then acknowledge my power?

Yes.

You wake people up with talents untamed,

Tell me the truth,
are you a blogger by trade?

Exactly.

There's more to say:

Imagine if I make you Punjab's superstar.

Imagine if I make you Punjab's superstar.

Imagine if I make you Punjab's superstar.

Your video will go viral, near and far.

You'll surpass your
daughter-in-law's fame.

With a billion views,
a name you'll reclaim.

Will you then acknowledge my power?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then give me Rs. 500 straight away.

Hello, guys!

Welcome to my YouTube channel,
Jazz's Desi Blog.

I've reached 1000 'sabcribers'

Now my YouTube channel is 'moneywise'!

It's subscribers and monetizing,
Great Grandma.

Oh well, whatever.

I have a Baba visiting me.

- Hey there.
- I'm giving him Rs. 500 as charity.

Alright guys,
now I'll talk about my daily routine.

Keep watching Jazz's Desi Blog.

- Okay, bye. Bye-bye.
- Bye, guys.

Bye.

Give it back.

Preet! Give him
a handful of wheat flour.

At least give me enough
to make one flatbread.

What am I going to do with a handful
of wheat flour, wear it on my forehead?

What else do you expect me to do?
Set up a flour mill for you?

Fine, then I curse you that the
opposite of what I just said happens.

Your daughter-in-law will
continue to trouble you even more.

- How dare she make fun of a sage!
- Mend your ways!

- She doesn't know what I'm capable of!
- Mend your ways!

You're always on your mobile phone.

You spend all day watching videos on
"how to control your daughter-in-law!"

But you'll never be able to control me.

- Greetings, Grandma.
- Greetings, Grandma.

Stop it. How many times do I have
to tell you not to greet me like that?

Unlucky girls.

How dare you be rude to these girls!

I'm just being rude whereas you
had killed me... in my dreams last night.

Dreams can eventually come true,
you know.

One day, I will actually
kill you for real.

I'll even make a blog about it.
From funeral to cremation!

You won't be able to kill me.

God will take you before me.

What are you arguing
about this morning, Mother?

You always start arguing
first thing in the morning.

Threatening each other
with death again, huh?

Our neighbours can be heard praying
in the morning.

While threats
and curses emanate from ours.

Talk some sense into your mother.

Otherwise people will ask me,
when is your daughter-in-law's funeral!

Mother, you're the Headwoman
of such a big village.

Can't you take her age
into consideration?

Grandma, you're so clever.
Can't you just stay quiet?

I don't argue. I have a lot of "patient".

- Let's go.
- Of course, you have a lot of patience.

- What you lack is intelligence.
- Here are your water bottles.

Why are you carrying such heavy bags?

You should have called me to help.

It's alright, the bags aren't that heavy.

They're just school bags for girls.

Those bags may not be a burden,

but these girls certainly are.

Mother, you're always taunting them.

They are a gift from God.

God always gives us what's best for us.

You should go and drop him off at school.

They're running late.

- Bye, Mom!
- Bye.

Mother, I'll be late to the depot today.
I have some other work.

You need to attend the
meeting that Janta called.

They specifically asked for you.

Some problem with their daughter-in-law.

They just got married a few days ago

and they're already having issues?

No worries, I'll handle them as well.

Oh, like you can handle anything.

I just hope you don't cause more trouble.

She's luckier than me,
that's for sure!

Headwoman, the council
has decided to side with Janta.

Hmm, okay.

So, what's the issue?

Dowry.

Dowry? What does that mean?

It means that along with the girl,

the parents also give things
like a cooler, refrigerator, AC,

chimney, stove, and jewelry.

And if they have a successful business,

they might also give a car.

You mean dowry?

They're asking for dowry?

Yes, Headwoman.

The wedding henna on
my hand hasn't even faded yet

and they're already demanding more dowry.

No, we didn't ask for a dowry.

We just asked for a small gift.
Right.

Calling dowry a gift doesn't
change the fact that it's still dowry.

Come on, Headwoman,
you know how the world works.

People who own two acres of land get cars.

And my son owns seven acres of land.

So, doesn't he deserve a car?

Of course, he does.

She will get to enjoy riding
in it, won't she?!

Right.

- Listen girl, this is for your own good.
- Hmm.

Do you want to spend your
life riding pillion on a motorbike?

Call your father and ask for a car.

Don't you know how to speak
in a village council meeting?

They didn't ask for brains, did they?

The dowry list they sent before
the wedding didn't include brains.

My father mortgaged his
land to fulfill their demands,

and I mortgaged my brains.

Look at her, back-answering me!

You should resolve dowry
issues within your family.

The village council doesn't have
time to waste on these trivial matters.

Don't come to us again.

Are you happy now?
Let's go now.

Start walking already!

Idiot!

So, does anyone have any other issues?

I do.

The sewage pipe work remains incomplete.

The village council has received
grant money for it twice already.

Get it completed now.

Uncle, you're at the age
to sit at home and take your pills.

You shouldn't be wandering
around in the lanes and gutters.

Alright everyone, the party's over.

Boss, you should run for
the council elections this time.

I want to be the Prime Minister
and you want me to be a village headman?

Take it step by step, boss.
That way, you won't fall.

Hmm, you're right.

It rained well today, madam.

Yes.

- Secretary.
- Yes?

Do you think we can exploit the

"Save the Girl Child,
Educate Her" government program for money?

These programs are just a joke.

We've never been able
to save any girls or money.

Listen, this time we can make some good money
through the subsidized grains at the Depot.

Just focus on Gurmukh.

Don't worry.
Gurmukh listens to my every word.

Okay then.

Painter, how many girls
have you managed to save, huh?

This is the last one.

Make sure to settle
my account in the evening.

I will, I will...

once people stop killing their daughters.

Right, Headwoman?

People are helpless sometimes, Secretary.

Take me for example.

My daughter-in-law has
burdened me with two daughters.

The doctor says she can't
have any more children.

Come on, Headwoman, forget about her.

I suggest you get Judge
married and lead a happy life.

I've been thinking about it too.

I'll talk to him when he comes home.

So Gurbani, what is the matter?

Your Honor, my client's daughter-in-law
has kicked her out of the house.

Her mother-in-law is an elderly person.
It is a senior citizen matter.

The daughter-in-law not only
threw her mother-in-law out of the house

- but also showed a complete lack of humanity--
- Your Honor,

if the daughter-in-law removed
her mother-in-law from the house,

she did provide her
with another place to stay.

It's not like she gave her
a luxurious mansion to live in!

Your Honor, the daughter-in-law has made
the mother-in-law stay

in a hut in front of her house.

Isn't a hut considered a house?

Of course, it is.

But when the mother-in-law
already has her own house,

Why should she live in a hut?

Just a minute.

Give me a minute, Gurbani.

Look son, you talk some
sense into your wife.

The law may not be able to see,
but I certainly can.

I'm well aware of who pays
for her beauty parlor visits.

Yesterday she took 3 lakhs

to get someone off
the hook without punishment.

She is tarnishing my reputation.

Hmm.

Make her understand nice and proper,

or I'll get her arrested under
a drug charge.

I feel like getting
all daughters-in-law arrested

for troubling their poor mothers-in-law.

Did you say something, Your Honor?

No, please continue.

Thank you.

Could you please explain

the issues you are facing
with your daughter-in-law?

Where do I even begin?!

She spends the entire day making
reels on the song "Rinki's Papa. "

And telling an elderly woman like me

to "apply red lipstick. "

I have a five-year-old grandson

who doesn't speak Punjabi at all.

He ends up cursing in Bhojpuri.

You bloody... You scoundrel...

Oh really?

And what about you taunting my husband

over marrying 'a witch like me'?!

That hurts me too.

And Madam you tell me,
do I look like a witch to you?

I don't, right?

And as for my son,

it's only natural for him
to speak his mother tongue, Bhojpuri.

Understood?

You see, my client will
continue to sing "Rinki's Papa. "

If she was so interested in Punjabi songs,

then she should have brought
a Punjabi daughter-in-law.

Didn't you know
what you were signing up

for when you got your son married?

No one listens to me!

My son went to Bihar with
his truck to pick up some goods,

and he ended up bringing
back the wrong ones.

Oh no, did you just refer
to me as goods?

I am not goods, I am his first love.

She chews tobacco and spits all day,

staining the walls red.

That's not me.

She is defaming me.

It's my husband who
is addicted to tobacco.

He has stained those walls red, not me.

Your Honor, I suggest conducting
a lab test on those red stains.

Ranvir, why do you keep presenting
such foolish arguments in court?

Do you think the court has time to waste?

Gurbani, what do you want?

Your Honor, as you can see,

she has no respect for her mother-in-law.

I request you

to ask her to compromise
and take her mother-in-law back.

The daughter-in-law needs to be taught
how to treat her mother-in-law kindly.

I'm not going to compromise,
I'm telling you!

If this old hag keeps blabbering,

I'll call my family from back home.

I'm warning you, there will be bloodshed
if my brother Ramu Yadav comes here.

Look at that, Your Honor.

If she can speak of bloodshed in court,

imagine how she behaves
with her mother-in-law at home.

Your Honor, you should simply dismiss
this case as it has lost its significance.

I am here to bring significance to it.

Your Honor, a daughter-in-law
is expected to take care of her family.

She should look after all
the older members of the family,

not kick them out.

If everyone starts thinking
this way and takes care of their elders,

our country won't need any old-age homes.

That's all, Your Honor.

Hold on, Gurbani!

Listen to me.

Please, just for a moment.

You know this is the seventh
case you've lost against me.

I would gladly lose
seven lifetimes to you.

May I say something?
I actually enjoy losing to you.

Being a lawyer is just
a way for me to pass the time.

My real goal is to become a judge.

You've failed the exams twice
and you think you can become a judge?

Don't worry, I won't let you go hungry.

I have 25 acres of land back home.

You should talk to your family.

We should get married as soon as possible.

I want to have little judges running
around, saying "order, order" all day.

Stay away from me.

Otherwise,
I'll have you arrested for harassment.

If my mother arranges
my marriage with someone else,

you'll sit in a corner and cry.

It will be you who
cries when I reject you.

I see!
So you don't want to marry me?

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"You're like the ground,
so stable and strong. "

"Your words are like
a sweet and gentle song. "

"You're like ripples in the water,
so serene. "

"Listen to me closely,
hear what I mean. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"You smell like cardamoms,
a scent so rare. "

"I've never found anyone like you,
my dear. "

"You smell like cardamoms,
a scent so rare. "

"I've never found anyone like you,
my dear. "

"Please, always stay within my view, "

"For it is your eyes that intoxicate me,
it's true. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"I don't care what
the world may say or do. "

"I just want to spend
my life with you. "

"I don't care what
the world may say or do. "

"I just want to spend
my life with you. "

"Please grow the flowers,
the seeds of desire are being sown. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"Please don't leave,
don't say we're through, "

"For my soul exists
solely because of you. "

"I am better off
at my parents' home. "

"Now you are on your own. "

"I am better off
at my parents' home. "

- "Now you are on your own. "
- Brother!

We did it.
The government has repealed the law.

That's amazing news!

Long live the labor union!

Long live the labor union!

Greetings, Mother.
Congratulations.

We won our battle.
We won.

Well, winning was expected,

but now we have a new
issue on the home front.

Your wife took all the jewelry,
your son, and left.

She said she didn't
want to stay here anymore.

She wants a divorce.

And what did you say to her, Mother?

What else could I say?

I told her she could try if
she was indeed her mother's daughter.

Oh Mother, why do you try to
solve problems by exacerbating them?

- What happened?
- Nothing major, son.

The commission agent gave Rs. 200,000.

She asked me to give her the money.

She said she wanted to take
the IELTS exam and go to England.

I asked her what she lacked
in this house.

After that,
she just packed her bags and left.

Don't worry, Mother.

I'll deal with her later. First,
I'll go and handle my mother-in-law.

Goodbye, son.
I need to go to the beauty parlor.

The beauty queen wants
to go to the beauty parlor!

She's no less than my mother-in-law.

Where are you going, Brother?

To win another battle.

We've won many battles together.

Let me know what other
battle we need to win.

We've got your back.

Are you sure?

Just tell us, Brother.

We promised we wouldn't back down,
even if it cost us our heads.

Tell us what battle this is.

A battle with my mother-in-law.

Handle your own battles, Brother.

They backed off as soon
as I mentioned my mother-in-law.

I must be amazing for tolerating mine.

Hey guys, welcome back to
my YouTube channel,

Jazz's Desi Blog.

I often get comments asking
about the secret behind my glowing skin.

Well, the secret behind my glowing skin

are the amazing products by Nimbarka.

That's why I still look so young.

What's going on, Grandma?

Your mother has stopped my pension.

Now I'm relying on
this company to survive.

That's why your mother is jealous of me.

I am "self-suspended".

It's self-dependent, Great Grandma.

And don't talk too much,
or you'll get wrinkles.

Grandma, at your age,

you should be promoting incense sticks,
not beauty products.

I'm still young.

You should give that
advice to your mother instead.

Grandma, ever since I can remember,

I've seen you and my
mother fighting all the time.

My poor father died trying
to resolve your issues.

Listen, Judge, it's your father's fault.

I rejected her as soon as I saw her.

But your father fell in love with her.

He was stubborn and married her.

Hey, Great Grandma, Aunt is here.

Huh?

She just left 15 days ago,
and she's already back?

Hop off, son.

Judging by the number
of bags she brought,

It looks like she had a fight
with her mother-in-law.

Mom!

My mother-in-law has lost her mind.
She kicked me out of the house again!

Tell me the truth, Sister.

Did she kick you out,
or you came on your own?

You don't want me here, do you?

Someone once said that it's only
your home as long as your mother is here.

- I'm so happy, my daughter is home.
- Mom!

Oh, my darling daughter!

My little prince is here too.

So what if your
mother-in-law kicked you out?

Don't worry, your mother is still alive.

You don't like it without
your granny, do you?

That's why you came back so soon.

It's not that I miss my granny,

it's the disputes between my mother
and grandma that bring us here!

- Oh, your grandma loves to fight.
- That's right.

- Come with me, my daughter.
- Let's go, Mom.

Come on, my son.

Uncle, why doesn't Grandma
love us like she loves Jinda?

Is it because we're girls?

Don't think like that, Nimmi.

You two are just as special as boys.

Dear, your grandma doesn't
understand what love means.

God has made everyone equal.

Right.

Both girls and boys are equal.

That's why she doesn't get along with us.

We just have different perspectives.

So, what's happening with
your England plans?

Mom, mother-in-law
is being a roadblock.

I really want to go abroad,

but sometimes
I just feel like killing her

and going to jail instead.

What did you say to her this time?

I gave her an ultimatum.

I told her to either send me
to England or I'll divorce her son.

- That's good.
- Hmm.

- Stick to it.
- Yeah.

Mom, what's the latest
news about Sister-in-law?

Bad news.

I talked to the doctor.

He said she can't
have any more children.

Oh no, Mom.

I may never get to see a grandson.

Mom, why don't we get Judge married?

Just forget about her.

- That's what I was thinking too.
- Right.

Do you have anyone in mind?

Someone approached me.

They said the girl is simple

and can be easily controlled
by the mother-in-law.

Where is she from?

Ropad.

If you want, I can arrange
a meeting for tomorrow morning.

We'll go there without
letting anyone know.

And we shouldn't tell Judge either.

If we like the girl,
we will seal the deal.

You're right.

- And we won't tell the old hag either.
- Hmm.

She'll just spoil everything for us.

Exactly.

We'll go there tomorrow
morning without informing anyone.

"First things first,
enemies, I'll school, "

"Second on my list,
I'll grab a bottle too, "

"Thirdly,
confront those who dare to diss, "

"I am at your doorstep... "

"I am at your doorstep to give you an
open challenge because that's my thing!"

This is awesome, Brother-in-law.

My sister left your house so
you turned your trolley into home.

I fight with the government for my rights

and your sister fights with
my mother because she's stubborn.

I told your mother to let me
take the IELTS exam and go to England.

But you've always struggled with English.

How do you plan to pass the IELTS exam?

And what will you get
there that you can't get here?

Oh there's a lot!

Look at Dharma's daughter-in-law.

She makes 2-3 lakhs a month.

And she posts fancy pictures on Facebook.

Did you bring her dowry
back in your trolley?

Yes, of course.
Like you gave me a train full of dowry.

You gave me a small gold bangle,

which she took back
after just three days.

Let me make this clear.

I won't let my daughter go with you.

- Yes.
- Go back the way you came.

I came on my tractor.

Then go back on the tractor.

Who do you think you are when even
the government couldn't make us leave?

We won the battle against them.

I will win this battle too.

Listen girl, pack your bags and go
with your husband.

- Go and live your married life with him.
- Yeah.

Like hell.
Only my sandals would go with him.

"Go with him, " she says.

So, Brother-in-law,
do you want to take her sandals along?

Yes, it seems like I'll have
to use the sandals to take her along.

Let go of your anger, Brother-in-law.

- Let's go have some tea.
- Forget tea,

I won't even have water at your place.

In fact, I'll sleep in my trolley.
It's fully high-tech.

You are our son-in-law.

It's not right for
you to sleep in a trolley.

I've made all the
arrangements for your stay.

Come with me.

Grandma, you know how stubborn I can be.

But since you're asking so sweetly,

I'll give in.

Grandma, like I always say,
my brother-in-law is very stubborn.

He just gives in so easily.

Here, son,
I made it with my very own hands.

Come on, Grandma,
no one makes it with their feet.

But tell me,
who taught you how to make it?

Your grandpa-in-law.

He taught you how
to brew moonshine,

but he didn't teach you how
to handle your daughter-in-law?

Let it be, Brother-in-law.
Don't go overboard.

You're questioning our grandma
as if you have our sister under control.

I would have if your mother
hadn't trained her so well.

Now be a brave boy and drink it

if you want to teach
your mother-in-law a lesson.

I will gladly accept the challenge.

I beg you, Grandma.

Please don't end up
hurting our brother-in-law

while trying to teach our mother a lesson.

Yes.

Thankfully,
we only have one pint-sized brother-in-law

to deal with, by God's grace.

Just make sure you find me
the right girl.

I don't want to end up like him.

I suggest you test her
mother and not the girl instead.

If her mother is good,
then the girl will be good too.

Otherwise,
you'll face the same control issues I do.

Ranvir, we can't change his fate now.

But you should be careful
when choosing your wife.

- She should be on our side.
- Right.

- Grandma.
- Yeah?

- I have a girl in mind who fits the bill.
- Really?

- Her nature is just like yours.
- Really?

And she will always support us.

Brother, would you like
to see her photo?

You're such a sneak!

He's so sly.

Show it to me.

He even has her photo as his wallpaper!

I'll be damned!

- Grandma...
- Yeah?

Look how beautiful she is!

Isn't she?

She's stunning.

Boys, I looked just
like her when I got married.

Grandma, what percentage
of that was a lie?

100%!

Figured as much.

Have the drink if you want
to teach your mother-in-law a lesson.

Damn it.

Forget it.

Moonshine won't lead
you to teach her a lesson.

You need to have the courage to fight.

That's right.

Grandma, you're challenging my ego.

I won't let her off easy now.

Grandma!

I was saying today is my first day.

Let's not start fighting right away,
shall we?

Can't I fight with
her after a couple of days?

Here.

- You can have it in a couple of days.
- Okay.

It's not like it will go bad.

Can someone please
tell me where we're going?

Surprise!

You have never even thrown me
a birthday party.

- "Surprise!", she says.
- Brother,

the surprise we have in store
will blow your mind.

You're right. You always get amazed
when you see something good.

Shut up, Secretary.

Mind your own business.

Sister, our daughter is going to
bring so much life to your home!

She'll do whatever you ask her to.

If she does that, even we'll make sure

she has everything she needs.

- Right, Mom?
- Absolutely.

So, this is your surprise?

You've betrayed me.

You won't even find a place in hell.

No worries,
I'll manage just fine in hell.

I'm already late in having a grandson.

Now sit quietly.

Sister, your son seems upset.

Brother, bring your daughter out

and I guarantee his mood will improve.

- Hey, look over there!

Wow.

- She's stunning.
- Yeah, she's beautiful.

Brother, your daughter
is really beautiful.

Actually, she's not our daughter.
We hired her to make tea.

Oh, to make tea.

Sister, your daughter is so beautiful.

No Sister, she's actually
our hired help for washing clothes.

To wash the clothes.

Brother, can you call your daughter?

Just imagine,
if their maids are this gorgeous,

how beautiful must their daughter be?

Even if she were an angel,
I still wouldn't marry her.

Greetings.

I bet you hired her to take
care of your cattle, right Brother?

No, Sister. She is actually our daughter.

Huh?

Huh?

We've raised her with
a lot of love and affection.

Don't you think you went
a bit overboard?

What's all this, Jivan?

Don't worry, Mom.
She'll do whatever we tell her.

We should only think about our own needs.

You want a grandson, right?

Why are you embarrassing me, Mom?

Is this the girl you picked out for me?

How is it embarrassing, huh?

Even your father chose
to marry your mother, didn't he?

Look at how beautiful she is.

Just like me.

Isn't that right, Mother-in-law?

Those beauty queens you
chased after won't cook for you.

Told you to sit quietly.

Dad, I want to go to
Uganda for our honeymoon.

Sweetie, you'll go wherever
your mother-in-law decides.

She will come along
for the honeymoon?!

Okay, fine.

Brother, we like your daughter.

Our new father is here!
Our new father is here!

Hello, Dad!

I told you to keep them tied inside.

Brother, what is this nonsense?

Do these kids belong to her?

Yes, but don't worry.
We will stick to our agreement.

We will give you our daughter,
but not her kids.

Jivan, you had promised that
she would stay under our control.

But she's already out of control.

Mom, I didn't know she had kids.

Mom, I want to marry her.

Shut up.

You keep saying that
you want a grandson, right?

Well, she already has two sons.

Let's leave from here. Come on.

You should be happy.

I'll be the only guy to go
on a honeymoon with kids in tow.

And that too in Uganda.

This is great, Judge.

You're getting two grown-up kids for free.

Headwoman,
you should consider this proposal. - Yes.

This is rubbish. Let's get out of here.

- I was just saying...
- Sister?

Keep your beloved daughter.
We are not interested.

Are you really so desperate for a grandson

that you're okay with getting a
daughter-in-law who brings her sons along?

I had no idea she had two kids.

Well, a man can make a mistake.
What's the big deal?

A man can make mistakes,
but a woman can't, right?

Don't you feel ashamed?
You went there without us.

It's not like we don't
want our boy to get married.

Besides, he's already
chosen a girl for himself.

And I happen to like her.

If you like her,

then I won't even consider her.

- I reject her.
- Hmm.

Come on, Mother,
your opinion doesn't matter.

Hey, show her the photo.

Look, Mom. This is the girl.

She likes me and I like her.

- Mother...
- Hmm?

She's beautiful.

- Ask Judge if she'll do whatever you say.
- Hmm.

You should always marry
the girl you like.

I married the girl my parents
chose for me and I still regret it.

Be grateful that my mother
agreed to give you her docile daughter.

Why did she give you to me?

She should've left you
at a cattle house instead.

Bloody American docile cow!

Meet her.
If you're into her, that's cool.

Otherwise... she will do.

Don't worry, Mother.

She will always do as you say.

As long as you promise me that
she will do as I say, I'm okay with it.

If she starts acting smart,
I'll kick her out.

Mother, I assure you
that she won't act smart.

Okay then, let's start
the preparations.

"From a land of fairies, you hail, "

"You are their queen,
you'll forever prevail,

"A prince has come to marry you. "

"A prince has come to marry you. "

"You are immensely beautiful, "

"You have no competition, "

"Even the moon and stars
came down to adorn you. "

"From a land of fairies, you hail, "

"You are their queen,
you'll forever prevail,

"Even the moon and stars
came down to adorn you. "

"A prince has come to marry you. "

"We were meant to be, "

"Idle thoughts made me see, "

"You're divine, "

"I feel like I've conquered
the world after making you mine. "

"Now we stand as one, "

"I've surrendered my life to you,
it's done, "

"Lost in you, I forgot myself too. "

"My angel, you are a sweet melody, "

"Today, I want to hum with glee, "

"From a land of fairies, you hail, "

"You are their queen,
you'll forever prevail,

"Even the moon and stars
came down to adorn you. "

"A prince has come to marry you. "

Mom, should I sing the song
"I want to beat up my mother-in-law"?

"I want to... I want to
beat up my mother-in-law, "

"I want to beat her up near the trunks. "

"I want to beat up my mother-in-law. "

"I want to beat her up near the trunks. "

"I want to beat up my mother-in-law. "

"I want to beat her up near the trunks. "

Here are the trunks.

Here I am.

And here's the stick.

I challenge you to
beat up your mother-in-law.

I'll shove this very
stick down your throat.

She says she wants to
beat up her mother-in-law!

Go ahead and do it.
Beat up your mother-in-law.

Do it!

"Siyappa"

No!

You can't sing that song.

- I'll sing another song.
- Yeah.

"My mother-in-law is always online. "

"She has a Facebook account. "

"Age is just a number. "

- "She has put it on her status. "
- Awesome. "

"Age is just a number. "

Hey Grandma, I really hope

she isn't thinking of marrying Jivan
to that shoulder-less Secretary.

Come on, join us.

He cannot even say that he'll
shoulder Jivan's responsibility.

That's why I'm giving you some
liquid courage to bolster your confidence.

Come on, be brave,
and let me clean my camera.

"My mother-in-law installed a machine and
I'm leading a life of luxury. "

"Look there, everyone,
my mother-in-law's coming this way. "

"She has nails in her bags
and dogs are following her. "

Can you believe she's calling you a dog?

What nonsense are they singing?

Shut up!

They think they're some opera queens,
right? Well...

Who did she call a dog, huh?

Who called you a dog? Stop barking.

It's your mother who keeps barking.

She falsely praised you
and then dumped you with me.

Only later did I find
out it was all a lie.

I saw her true colors once she got home.

Oh come on, Grandma,
why did you let him drink so much?

He can't handle it at all.

I didn't force him to drink.
He did it on his own.

I had no idea he'd get
so drunk after just three drinks.

Before he falls over here,
let me help him to the bed.

I might have to put a diaper
on him or he'll make a mess.

Look at how that woman
without a neck is staring at me.

Have a seat.

My daughter is so beautiful.

I hope God blesses her with
all the happiness in the world.

What's wrong, Mom?

What's going on, Mom?

Why are you crying?

Well, a sage told me that
I don't have much time.

And he said if I want to live longer,

I need to see my grandson's face.

You see if you want your
mother-in-law to live a long life,

then you need to make sure

that by the next Lohri festival
I see my grandson's face.

Oh, and one more thing, dear.

Stay away from my mother-in-law.

She's not mentally stable
and always talks badly about people.

You shouldn't entertain her. Okay?

Alright then, dear.
I should be going now, yeah?

Grandson...

I am here to congratulate you, my dear.

I was the first person
Ranvir showed your photo to.

And I instantly liked you.

But let me warn you,
your mother-in-law isn't a good person.

You need to be cautious around her.

She doesn't like Gurmukh's daughters,

and she's encouraging
her daughter to stay here.

She got Ranvir married so
that you give her a grandson.

I see.

So your mother-in-law
put up that poster, huh?

Yes, Grandma.

Well, dear,
her Grandma put up a lizard's poster

when she was expected,
and that's why she's like that.

Alright then, dear.

I should be going now.

Oh, and by the way,

regardless of whether
you have a girl or boy,

I will love the child just the same.

- Okay?
- Hmm.

Gurbani, can I come inside?

I hope you won't get
me arrested for harassment?

Come on in.

Gurbani, you look
absolutely beautiful today.

What is that?

That's a baby boy.

Well, that's obvious.

Your mother was here.

She told me she wants a grandson
before the next Lohri festival.

And she's the one who put up that poster.

And then Grandma showed up.

She said your mother doesn't like girls.

And she won't let her daughter
go back to her husband's house either.

Gurbani, let's just
ignore everything they say.

I suggest we don't pay attention to them.

We are married now.

We will fulfill all our dreams now.

Get this straight.

It's up to God to bless
us with whatever He chooses.

I won't base having children
on the posters on the wall.

Okay.

Wow, that smells so good, Gurbani!

Yes, Sister, it does.

My mother taught me
how to make this.

That too on the stove!

She said it tastes
even better that way!

Here, let me give you a hand.

Oh don't worry.
Just sit back and enjoy.

- I've got this under control.
- Hey, Headwoman,

can you give me a moment?

She's been going around ruining
our reputation in the village.

Mother, I told you that I don't like her.

I can't take her drama anymore.
It's probably best if we get rid of her.

Oh my goodness!

I can't believe I made the mistake
of bringing her into our home.

I am going to kill her today, Mother.

Go ahead and kill me.

You just want to suffocate me.

I am already walking dead.

She is always running
to the village council.

What is going on?

Take a look at this.
He drinks and abuses me.

He even sold all my jewelry, you know.

We only got married a month ago.

Oh please, you're acting like you brought
the jewelry from your own home.

It was actually us who gifted it to you.

Isn't that right, Headwoman?

Don't worry, my dear.
He'll buy you some more.

Yes, indeed.

I'll get her the finest necklace.

They're demanding a car as dowry too.

Forget about the jewelry,

he even spent all the cash
we received at our wedding.

Now he wants more.

Tell me,
where am I supposed to get it from?

Stop with your nonsense!
Do you want me to teach you a lesson?

Do you want me to teach you a lesson?

Do you understand the consequences
of hitting a woman?

You'll be charged under
sections 406 and 458.

You won't even get bail.

Gurbani, please go inside.

Just a minute, Mom.

Why do you allow him to hit you?

He feels empowered because you
let him hit you.

What are you afraid of?

I'm afraid that it will tear
our family apart.

Is it only your responsibility
to keep it together, not his?

Furthermore, even if a woman is at fault,

her husband should communicate,
not resort to violence.

He is making mistakes
and you are enduring the abuse.

And you're the only one concerned
about keeping the family intact.

Gurbani, go back inside.

Don't get involved
in our village's affairs.

He's her husband.

So what if he just roughs her up a bit?

- What's the big deal?
- Mom?

How can you say that?

Just look at the bruises he's caused her.

Gurbani! Can't you hear me?

Go back inside!

Remember, this is your in-law's house,

not your parents' home.

Understand this clearly.

If you ever lay a hand on her again,
I'll be your worst enemy.

And Mom,

this isn't your parents' home either.

Headwoman,
I understand that I shouldn't meddle,

but what happened wasn't right.

Mom, did you witness
how she defended herself like a lawyer?

Headwoman, you should make sure
she's kept in check.

If you lose control over her,
things could get worse.

Isn't that right, Jivan?

Hmm.

Mom, if Grandma gains
influence over her,

she'll corrupt her.

Don't worry, I'll gain control over her.

Perfect.

Welcome to Jazz's Desi Blog!

Everyone, meet my new daughter-in-law.

She silenced her mother-in-law
as soon as she arrived.

Guys, her mother-in-law is really harsh.

Let's send our best wishes

so she can bring her mother-in-law
back on the right track.

Wait, don't say that
on the video, Grandma.

What if Mom sees it?

You know, you get a lot of views
for controversial stuff like that.

You handled the situation well today.

Jenta keeps hitting Reet.

Your mother-in-law didn't even flinch.

Grandma, please don't involve
her in your fight with my mother.

I don't want her to
become like either of you.

Listen, son, I'll give her advice
so she doesn't turn out like your mother.

Jinda, stay away from your granny.

I really don't like her.

But she gives me a good
amount of pocket money.

That's why I try to stay on her good side.

- Ranvir...
- Yes?

Take her to the Gurudwara
and show her around our village.

- Okay. Shall we?
- Let's go.

Lift this sack?

Is it heavy?
Do you want me to give you a hand?

Heavy? It's not like you
gave me a hundred kilograms of it.

You don't even deserve a kilo.

I only gave it to you because
my mother needs your vote.

Hey, how are you, Brother?

Welcome, welcome, come on in.

- Greetings, Brother.
- Greetings, dear.

How are you?

- I'm good.
- Have a seat.

Give him the grains.

You can stand here and look.

How are you doing, dear?

Taking a tour of the village?

Yes, Brother.

Look at the quality
of this wheat, Gurmukh.

If you plant it now,
it will be ready to harvest by evening.

It's already sprouted.

I didn't use any fertilizer to grow it.

I'm just giving you what
the government provided.

You can take the wheat from me.

It's up to you whether
you want to eat it or plant it.

They have a lot of demands.

Gurmukh, look at the
quality of these lentils.

Even the pigeons would refuse to eat them.

Uncle, you have two air
conditioners in your house.

You drink imported alcohol
in the evening and speak in English.

Yet, you carry your Ration Card like
you're the poorest person in the world.

Whatever!
I know where all the good rations go.

Listen, Uncle.

It's either take it or leave it.

This ration is really bad, Brother.

How do poor people eat this?

Come on, Gurbani,
we don't make it ourselves at home.

We only distribute what we receive.

They do get good rations, dear.

It's stored back there.

So why are we distributing
bad rations when we have good ones?

This is how the Headwoman
makes money, dear.

This is wrong, Brother.

Why don't you change your ways?
You always do what Mother says.

She is your mother too.

Can you ignore her?

Brother, why can't we give
it to those who actually need it?

Why do we sell it illegally?

- Ranvir?
- Yes?

- Give them the good rations.
- Let's go, Kala.

Come with me.

Brother, you know you could
get arrested for this.

It's against the Essential Commodity Act.

This is a sin.

We shouldn't deprive
the poor of their rights.

Now, you should distribute
the good rations with your own hands.

It will also make God happy.

Praise the Lord!

- Oh no!
- Yay!

Dad, you got stung by a snake.

- You'll have to go back down.
- Mom is outside, ready to scold you.

She's looking for you.

What happened?

Preet, Gurbani went to the Depot today.

She distributed the ration
we store to sell outside.

I see.

That's why she's upset.

Gurbani did the right thing.

You can't see reason.

Dad, you know,
Aunt even reprimanded Uncle Jenta today.

She did the right thing.
He beat Reet black and blue.

Dad, why don't you talk
some sense into Grandma?

What do I tell her, dear?
I don't even know.

Your mother has so much attitude.

I've never come across
such a stubborn mother-in-law.

I'm staying quiet because of you.

If I say something to her,
she'll take it out on you.

Don't worry about me.

I'm staying quiet because of you.

Otherwise, I would've taught
her a lesson a long time ago.

You two stay quiet because
of each other and don't say anything.

Aunt is better than both of you.

Dad, I want to become a lawyer too,
just like Aunt.

Hey, girl, I'm tired of your daily drama.

What do you want, huh?

I want the love of a mother,

which I never received.

I wanted my mother-in-law
to love me like a mother does.

I wanted to be respected in my own home.

But they don't speak
to me without hitting me.

I even tried talking to you.

I don't think I'll be happy with him.

I've decided to end our relationship.

I don't want to live with him anymore.

How can you say that?

Marriage isn't a joke.

We didn't get our son married
just to end up in divorce.

These girls these days have no tolerance.

So what if he treated you roughly?

He's your husband.

He has a right.

Which book says that, huh?

Reet, if you want a divorce,
go ahead and take it.

I will support you.

Ranvir, take her inside.

Look at the advice she's giving her.

Nobody in my village
has ever gotten divorced.

No girl ever returned
to her parents' house.

That's my record!

Then why is she here?

Don't try to cover up their mistakes.

Mom, if you think about it,
Gurbani is right, right?

It's Jenta's fault.
You should talk to Jenta.

You be quiet.

I'll talk to you later.

Now you want to give me advice, huh?

They are wrong, Mother.

It's not right to demand dowry.

Mother, I know you won't listen to me,

but you should support Reet.

Well done!

Everyone is now starting
to agree with Gurbani.

I've been the leader for so long,

don't I know what's
right and what's wrong?

If you knew,

you would have stopped
Jenta from the beginning.

Then it wouldn't have
gotten to this point.

All of you should leave.

I'll handle this issue on my own.

Don't tell me how to do my job.

Leave!

Let's go before she insults us even more.

Listen up, girl.

You are also at fault.

You should do as your
mother-in-law and your husband say.

Understand?

Brother, you should
listen to me carefully too.

Yes.

You've seen the world.

Girls get married in their parents' house
and die in their husband's house.

If they want a car, give it to them.

It's your daughter who will
benefit from that car, right?

Okay, Sister.

I'll do something about it.

But these people shouldn't
trouble my daughter.

Let's go, Mom.

Everything else was fine, Headwoman,

but her taunt about Jivan really hurt.

Right, Jivan?

Mom can clearly see how wrong Jenta is,

but she still supports him.

Jenta comes from a
big and powerful family.

They help Mom win elections every time.

There are so many different
kinds of greed in this world.

Even those selected to deliver
justice turn a blind eye for votes.

Mom can only see her vote bank

and doesn't care about Reet's well-being.

The villagers are also at fault,
along with her.

They always unanimously elect her.

Gurmukh, you showed
a lot of courage this time.

She was going too far.

I had to stand up.

And Jivan hasn't gone too far
with me?

Will you only take action
when she crosses the line?

Calm down, Brother-in-law.

We'll find a solution to your problem too.

Thank God he saw reason
after you arrived.

Everyone sees reason in a
household where Gurbani is present.

God bless you, dear.

I am so happy!
My son is getting a car tomorrow!

- Mom?
- Yeah?

As soon as I get the car,
I'll write "Son of Bhangua" on it.

You could even write "Son of
a dacoit, " and no one can stop you.

- Exactly.
- Yeah.

- Son, do you want to have dinner?
- Yes.

Hey girl, get dinner for my son.

Look at that! She's ignoring me.

And then she says we fight with her.

She always acts in a
way that invites a beating.

Reet!

Can't you hear? Mom's calling you.

It's okay, son.
I'll go handle it.

I'll teach her a lesson.

She acts as if she's sitting on eggs.

I wonder what she does all day.

Hey girl, didn't you hear...

Huh!

Jenta!

Come here quickly.

Oh, my God!

Villagers,

this is really upsetting.

This girl made the wrong decision.

But you know what's even worse?
Your daughter-in-law calling the police.

This whole situation is really going
to give our village a bad reputation.

Our village didn't lose its reputation
when she was being tortured for dowry.

The village council is treated like a god.

Innocent girls are bound to die
in a place where god supports cruelty.

This poor woman was denied
justice during her life,

but I am determined to ensure
her perpetrators face punishment now.

Punishment?

We didn't kill her.

We lost a family member.

You are responsible for it.

If you had a daughter,
you'd understand the pain she endured.

And it's not just about
treating her like a daughter,

you couldn't even treat
her properly as a daughter-in-law.

Jenta, you didn't do anything
brave by killing your wife.

This is a sign of impotency.

Are you happy now?
Killed an innocent girl for a car!

All of you are behaving
as if they killed her.

She committed suicide.

This isn't suicide, this is a murder.

A woman's emotions were murdered,

Her thoughts were murdered,
and her rights were murdered.

You should feel ashamed
to call it a suicide.

Inspector, you continue
with the investigation.

I'll personally take
charge of this case.

- Arrest them.
- Come on, old woman.

- Let's go.
- Headwoman...

Let's go already.

Sister,

remember when you mentioned

that a girl is married
in her parents' house

and passes away in her husband's house?

Well, today I humbly request you

to allow us to hold her
funeral at her parents' house.

We hardly got to spend time with you two

and you're already planning
to leave for the city tomorrow?

Grandma, we don't like it here anymore.

Grandma, we have many cases
pending in court.

Reet's case hearing
is coming up soon too.

It's so frustrating to
have a lawyer in the family

and still not make any progress.

I never even got a date or a hearing,

so let's just forget about a judgment.

Brother-in-law, come on.
Your judge is extremely stubborn.

Don't worry, I'll fight your case for you.

Uncle, please take
us with you when you leave.

Gurbani, do visit us often,
and don't you forget about us.

Absolutely, Sister.

Alright, let's get some sleep now.

We mustn't get late in the morning.

Okay, time to sleep.

- Okay.
- Bye, Grandma.

Make sure you don't forget anything,
pack everything.

Okay, Brother.

This house will feel
so empty without them.

Don't worry, Grandma,

maybe God will work a miracle

and bring them back.

I guess my wish to see a grandson
will remain unfulfilled.

Come on, Mom,
you should be glad she's gone instead.

Forget about a grandson.

She would have made your
life a living nightmare.

It was a big mistake
to let Judge marry her.

What's the point of regretting it now?

Focus on what you should do next.

Jivan is right.

Headwoman, now's not the time to be lax.

You need to put everything
else aside and focus on the villagers.

Make sure they're happy.

Remember,
council elections are coming up soon.

I'm not worried about the votes.

I don't even need to fight the elections.

I always win unanimously anyway.

Go ahead and make the announcement,

get everyone together.

- Greetings, everyone.
- Greetings.

Today, we're all here to choose
a new council for our village.

I've been serving all
of you for the past 10 years

and I promise to continue
serving you in the future.

But before we move forward,

I'd like Boota Singh to share
his thoughts with all of you.

Thank you.

As you all know, our village has a history
of selecting our leaders unanimously.

Mukhtyar Kaur has been our
Headwoman for the past decade.

I believe our village made
the right decision in choosing her.

Now, Joginder Singh,
what are your thoughts on this?

Well, we have representatives
from every family here,

and we do live in a democracy.

If you all want elections to take place,

we can go ahead with it.

However, if you prefer Mukhtyar
Kaur continues as our Headwoman,

that's up to you too.

- So, what do you all think?
- Boss, this is the perfect opportunity.

Talk to them.

Let's contest the elections.

You won't get another chance like this.

Hold on, let me assess
the situation first.

- Does everyone agree with our decision?
- Yes.

Should we reappoint Mukhtyar
Kaur as our Headwoman?

- Yes, yes.
- Yes, absolutely.

Boss, say something.

- Alright then, just wait and watch.
- Okay.

Hold on!

We don't agree with it.

Mom?

What do they want?

Well, I remain neutral,

but the villagers want
elections to take place.

Everyone in the village has
the right to choose their leader.

But we need someone to
contest against Mukhtyar Kaur.

- And we have a candidate.
- Who?

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat the mother-in-law,

It looks like Gurbani couldn't
stay away from you, huh?

First, she took control of Ranvir,

followed by the other family members,

and now she's trying to
take over the whole village.

She thinks she's Trump.

Why are you worried, Jivan?

Gurbani will only get
votes from your family members.

But the entire village is on our side.

Isn't that right, Jivan?

I know that,

but if Gurbani runs against
my mother in the elections,

she won't be able to face anyone.

Right, Mom?

You're right, Jivan.

We need to come up with a plan

so that Gurbani doesn't enter the race.

Right?

Absolutely,

if Gurbani runs against me,

it will damage my
reputation in the village.

Yes, Headwoman.

I have to do something about it.

Hmm.

I'm going to do it!

Hold on.

Ok, now you can.

Mother stumbling and falling
will be quite a sight.

Tell her not to run in the election
and to stay in the city instead.

Or else, I'll do it.

No, Mom, please don't do that.

Sister-in-law, I beg you.

Please help save my mother.

Come down, Mother.
If you accidentally slip,

you'll crush the people below.

The villagers will make fun of us.

That you got scared of your daughter-in-law
and climbed up a water tanker.

Come down.

Come down, Mother.

This doesn't suit you.

You're a big Headwoman
of a small village, after all.

Is it fitting for you
to let the one you married

embarrass your mother in front
of everyone by running in the election?

No, Mother.

Do you think she's actually
going to jump or is she just bluffing?

It doesn't matter even if she jumps.

She'll just bounce off
the ground and go back up.

Don't you dare laugh.

I'll deal with you later.

Mom, please, don't do this.

Please come down.
Let's sit down and talk it out.

Really now! Look at her,
proposing peace talks!

If you wanted to sort this out,

you wouldn't have run against me.

Ranvir, you're responsible for this mess.

I'm warning all of you,

if anything happens to me today,

all of you will be
held accountable for it.

No, Mom, don't.
I'll come up there.

Clear the area, everyone.
Two people are about to fall.

No, Mom, you should come down.

I'm telling everyone,
don't force me to come down.

I'm not going to come down.

Well, guys,
I'm going to end this blog post here.

The situation is really tense.

My daughter-in-law is ready to jump.

I'll be back with more of her tantrums.

Stay tuned to Jazz's Desi Blog.

Hey, did you hear that Mukhtyar
Kaur climbed up on a water tank?

Even if she climbs up on a battle tank,

I don't think her
daughter-in-law will back down.

No matter what, the next leader
will still come from their family.

Even I think this is just a drama.

Hmm.

Who do you think will prevail?

If their rivalry is genuine,

then this is going to
be a challenging competition.

If her daughter-in-law is a lawyer,

then Mukhtyar Kaur
is an experienced player.

Brother, I'm only running in
these elections because you asked me to.

I really don't like seeing
Mom on top of that water tank.

Don't worry.

This is the only way
she'll finally learn a lesson.

Besides, this is the first
time he's doing something right.

We should support him.

- Hmm.
- Boys,

maybe you should use a bulldozer
to break a few steps of that tank.

Yeah, so she can go straight to heaven.

Yeah, she'll be closer
to God than the ground.

Yeah.

She doesn't even feel embarrassed
climbing on top of a water tank.

It's like a water tank has
climbed on top of a water tank.

She might as well have
climbed on top of an anthill.

Brother-in-law, maybe you should
crash your trolley into the tank.

She'll come down directly.

Son-in-law, if you manage to do that,

I'll wash the tires of your
trolley and drink that water.

Don't say that, Grandma.

He has a double-tired trolley.

That would be too much water to drink.

Mom, have this pizza
I ordered for you online.

Oh, thank you! I was really hungry.

Mom, you should come downstairs.

This plan isn't working.

They're all at home,
having a good time.

I'm not coming down until
she withdraws her name.

Just keep ordering food
for me online, alright?

Alright, Mom.

Even if these mosquitoes
suck all the blood out of me...

"Buy me a mosquito net,
these mosquitoes are driving me crazy. "

"Buy me a mosquito net,
these mosquitoes are driving me crazy. "

"Cover yourself with
a blanket and go to sleep. "

Give up the protest, Mom.

Look, I take good care of you.
I brought you dinner.

I won't eat it.

Give it to the animals.

Fine, then Jivan can have it.
Send her down.

Stop talking nonsense.

Go back to your village.

I'm not going back alone.

I'll take you with me.

If you want me to let
my daughter go with you,

then tell her not to run in the election.

You're unbelievable.

You and your daughter can
fight with the whole family,

but that poor girl can't
even fight the election?

Are you interested in having
dinner or should I leave?

Just leave already.
Who invited you anyway?!

He just keeps talking endlessly.

Here, Mom, enjoy the pizza.

Mom...

- Mom, wake up already.
- Hmm.

Hey, Headwoman,
here, use this to brush your teeth.

No way!

Mom, I think we need
to find another solution.

This protest isn't making
any impact on the opposition.

You're absolutely right.

Headwoman,
you know everyone in this village,

- but no one here knows Gurbani.
- Hmm.

You just focus on the election.

Yes, Mom.

Your victory itself will
be a big slap on Gurbani's face.

Hmm.

Jivan is totally right.

I think so too.

She doesn't even know the
basics of being a Headwoman.

But if we back down now,

we'll become a joke to the villagers.

Mom, you can use me as an excuse.

Say I threatened to kill myself.

Jivan is absolutely right.

Headwoman, we should step down,

regroup, and work hard
to win the elections.

- Right, Jivan?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Let's go, Mom.

- Alright, then let's start preparing.
- Hmm.

Lets show her how its done
on the battlefield now.

The tank leaned towards the
side where she was standing, Grandma.

That's why the tanker started leaking.

Who knows if she
climbed up on her own

Or they used a crane
to put her there.

I think they used a crane.

Why did you come down?

You said you wouldn't come down.

I came down because my daughter
threatened to kill herself.

And I know that you are
responsible for all this.

Chill, baby.
Chill.

First off I will break the phone
that you use to make blogs.

Buzz off already.

You can't harm me.

My daughter-in-law is a lawyer.

Grandma, she didn't come down on her own.

I'm sure the tank begged her,
"Please get down, Sister.

I'm suffocating. "

I was actually scared
that if she did jump,

we'd have a huge hole in the
ground and oil would start spilling out.

Alright, guys, enough of these jokes.

First, we need to fix this village.

Then we can send Jivan with Malkit.

Yes. Exactly.

But Gurbani,
what about your pending court cases?

It's my duty to seek justice for people.

And if I can't get justice
for my own family and village,

then what's the point of being a lawyer?

Don't worry, Gurbani.

I'll handle the court cases.

Listen, if we want
to run in the election...

- Yes?
- Then we'll have to work really hard.

Because I know for certain that Mom

will use money and
alcohol to secure votes.

Yes, the villagers may
vote for Mom because of alcohol.

Alcohol isn't an issue.
I can get 10 boxes of it easily.

No, I've said this before
and I won't allow it in the election.

I won't distribute money or alcohol.

We'll work hard to earn votes.

Listen, everyone, God will support
you if your intentions are pure.

- Hmm.
- Yes.

Look, Headwoman,

you've been winning by luck until now.

This time, it's going to be tough

to win the election unanimously.

I'm more focused on defeating
her than winning the election.

Secretary,

come up with a plan to ensure Gurbani
doesn't receive more than five votes.

Jivan, you don't have to worry
as long as I'm here.

Forget about five votes, I'll
make sure she doesn't get a single one.

Headwoman, we'll head home now,

and we'll offer tea and snacks.

Anyone who comes will vote for us.

Right, Jivan?

Greetings, everyone.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

I feel so lucky that
all of you came to my house.

I want us to come together like
this and vote for the rolling board,

on election day and make me win.

I will always be there for you,
ready to serve.

You just need to keep supporting me.

One more thing,

being a leader is not a game

- that we handover to a child.
- Yes.

Isn't that right, Secretary?

Ladies and gentlemen,
as you can see,

Mukhtyar Kaur is incredibly generous.

She has spent a lot of money.

And the way she has looted
you in the past decade...

The way she has served
you in the past decade,

she will continue to do so in the future.

No need to worry about anything.

We won't just offer you tea and snacks.

We'll also offer hard
drinks in the evening.

Long live Mukhtyar Kaur!

Long live Mukhtyar Kaur!

Long live Mukhtyar Kaur!

How's that, Jivan?

Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.

Greetings.

I'm so full after those fritters.

It's hard to stomach things
that are given with bad intentions.

She sold the villagers'
ration and gave them fritters.

People can be so selfish these days.

If you tell them we're
giving away free rocks,

they'll even eat those.

Even if it causes them
harm in the long run.

But don't worry,
freeloaders aren't loyal to anyone.

Had I known, I would have asked the cook

to add baking soda to the flour.

That way, people would
be too busy dumping manure

in the fields during the elections.

Now it's our turn to take action.

Alright, let's start preparing then.

I can't believe this.

It seems none of the villagers
have a problem with their eyesight.

No one showed up.

I don't understand why no one is coming.

Grandma, maybe you should
get your eyes checked.

I'm fine, son.

She can even see in the dark, buddy.

I posted a status on Facebook.

Let's see how many
people actually show up.

Huh?

An old man actually showed up.

Looks like they're trying
to do some community service.

He's the first person
to enter since morning.

Who knows if he'll even
make it to the elections or not?

- Mom...
- Yeah?

After the election,

the first thing we'll do
is separate Gurbani from Ranvir.

- Yes.
- Hmm.

- Greetings, sir.
- Greetings.

I kept stumbling on my way here,
please change my glasses.

- What's your prescription?
- 2.5.

Alright.

Give these to him, ma'am.

Here are your new glasses, sir.

Now you'll be able to see things
clearly and won't stumble anymore.

God bless you, dear.

You're helping those
who can't see with their eyes,

but what will you do about
those who are blind in their minds?

Don't worry and don't lose hope, okay?

He's right, you know.

We'll have to go door-to-door
and raise awareness.

You're right.

We'll have to work hard, Brother-in-law.

Don't worry, Brother.

I've made all the necessary arrangements.

"In the village,
a challenging election we'll see, "

"Who will triumph, who will bow down,
my brothers, let's see. "

"Debate and dispute fill the air,
it's a heated scene, "

"A daughter-in-law takes on
a mother-in-law, it's quite keen. "

"Yes, you heard right,
family ties tested for all to see, "

"Mother-in-law versus daughter-in-law,
a battle it will be. "

"Once again,
election time has drawn near, "

"Promises and assurances,
we've nothing new to hear. "

"Once again,
election time has drawn near, "

"Promises and assurances,
we've nothing new to hear. "

"Grant us five years,
they say, to prove our worth, "

"Promising greatness for our dear village,
well, good luck. "

"Opportunities like this are rare,
my friend, "

"Don't let it slip away,
don't let it end. "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

My dear friends, listen up.

The opposition party is going
to try to tempt you with things

like alcohol and drugs.

They'll try to exploit
your desires and weaknesses.

But don't fall for it.

This fight isn't just between
a mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law.

It's a battle between good and evil.

So, if you want to drive out
the bad influences from our village,

I urge you to vote for
Gurbani and help her win.

"Beware of those who
fill your pockets with cash, "

"Or entice you with alcohol,
be cautious and dash. "

"Greed can be tempting,
but don't be deceived, "

"For the next five years,
your future could be aggrieved. "

"Some will bow down,
touch your feet so low, "

"Others may come close,
with hidden motives to show. "

"They may start with massages to beguile, "

"But eventually,
they'll sit on your shoulders with guile. "

"Don't fall for leaders who change shades,
like a chameleon, my dear, "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

My dear villagers, you all know

- how innocent my mother is, right?
- Yes, we do.

Gurbani is manipulating her innocence.

- Absolutely.
- Gurbani has taken away a son

from a mother
and a brother from a sister.

I just have one request for all of you.

Stand up for what's right
and help my mother win.

No, Jivan, please don't cry like this.

- We're here for you.
- Yes

It's time to rise up!

Long live Mukhtyar Kaur!

Long live Mukhtyar Kaur!

"It's election time,
a crucial chance to decide, "

"They both claim victory,
with confidence that can't hide. "

"On one side,
the daughter-in-law stands tall, "

"While the mother-in-law battles,
giving it her all. "

"The question arises, who will win?"

"Remember, they're public servants,
don't treat them like kings. "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

"Remember, your vote holds immense power, "

"Think twice before casting,
in this election hour. "

Grains here,
grains there, what prospects do we seek,

To become village head,
so that government's funds we may reap.

You must have seen a
lot of elections in your time,

but the elections happening
in Rasulpur village

are on a whole different level.

It's like a cricket world cup, I tell you.

And this time, it's even more exciting

because two of the contestants
are from the same family.

We have a mother-in-law
and a daughter-in-law facing off.

Let's have a chat with
the family of the contestants.

Greetings.

Hello guys,

Mukhtyar Kaur is my daughter-in-law

and I am Gurbani's grandmother-in-law.

By the way, I have a YouTube
channel called Jazz's Desi Blog.

You should totally subscribe to it.

- Now, what do you want to know?
- Jazz is absolutely right.

You've got to subscribe to
Jazz's channel while we chat with her.

I wanted to ask,
you have your daughter-in-law on one side

and your granddaughter-in-law
on the other.

Who are you going to vote for?

Well son, let me tell you,
my daughter-in-law can be quite mean.

I'm going to support
my granddaughter-in-law.

She has a great personality,
so I'll be casting my vote for her.

We respect your decision,
but we have a few more questions.

Villagers are saying
that this is a friendly match

and you want to keep
the position in your family.

Who's saying that?
That's complete nonsense.

Our sources told us that.

Your sources are going to get thrashed.

They're the ones causing trouble.

Get lost!

We had a conversation with Grandma,
and it didn't go so well.

Let's keep everything intact,

except the part about
thrashing sources.

Please don't edit anything.

Stay tuned to 'Village Woes'.

Lot of excitement in store,

Now, follow me for more.

- Here you go, Sister.
- Here's what you need.

Greetings.

Vote for the Rolling Pin!
Don't forget!

Oh, they're aware of it.

Gurmukh, brother, what's your take?

How many votes have we gathered so far?

Well, I believe Mother
is currently in the lead.

Hmm.

She started by chasing her family,
and now she's chasing after victory.

But hey, don't worry,

she won't get too far
with her average performance.

Exactly! She is heavy,
will get tired soon.

Now, let's have a chat with Mukhtyar Kaur.

Our audience is curious to know

why two family members are
running for the same position.

Greetings.

Well, for the past ten years,

I have always been elected as
the Headwoman without any opposition.

I always encouraged the
villagers to hold elections.

This way, more women could
come forward and understand

that there is no task that
only a man can do and not a woman.

Right.

I tried the same this time too,

but unfortunately,
when no other candidate came forward,

I decided to have my
daughter-in-law run against me.

So, folks,
that's the story from Mukhtyar Kaur.

Stay tuned to 'Village Woes',

never a dull moment, that's for sure.

Hey, come over here too.

Hey buddy,
why is nobody coming over here?

No need to stress, boss.

They're supporting us internally,
just not showing it openly.

If they're supporting us internally,
why aren't they showing it externally?

Hey, Uncle! Uncle! Hi there, Uncle!

So folks, village Rasulpur
is about to make history.

An exciting competition is going on.

We'll have the results
in just a couple of hours.

Sources say that the mother-in-law

is currently ahead
of her daughter-in-law.

Now, let's have a chat with Gurbani Kaur.

Greetings, everyone.

I'm doing my best to bring positive
changes to our village for its progress.

So, are you implying that
the village wasn't good before

and your mother-in-law did nothing for it?

You seem to be accusing
the opposition party

and pointing fingers
at your mother-in-law.

I might give you a good thrashing too,
along with your sources.

Trying to turn everything
into sensational news.

Get lost from here.

Though Grandma lacked a bit of grace,

Let not her words put you in a daze,

Don't go anywhere, stay tuned,

Keep watching 'Village Woes',
where amazing things are brewing.

Let's go.

Alright, now let's have a chat
with another interesting character.

So, what motivated you
to run for the elections?

Well, I had a strong desire
to contribute positively to our country.

I actually aspired to
become the Prime Minister,

but one of my followers
persuaded me and suggested,

"Boss, why not start
from the grassroots level?"

That's when I thought, since
our village is having council elections,

why not try to win and
serve our nation in that way.

That's an impressive
thought process.

Definitely an
interesting mindset.

Our country certainly doesn't need
Individuals like you.

Thank you.

Look, all the daughters-in-law
in the village are backing us up.

Gurbani couldn't influence them at all.

Come on, Headwoman?

Have daughters-in-law ever
gone against their mothers-in-law?

But your daughter-in-law has, Mom.

Don't worry,

I'll get her back on track.

The daughters-in-law
turned out to be two-faced,

they deceived us.

Hmm.

You're right, Brother.

They were our only support.

Daughters-in-law are usually
controlled by their mothers-in-law.

So, what are we going to do now?

My mother-in-law even has
her daughter in control.

What does that mean for me?

We just need to have faith in God.

Hmm.

At this point,
my trust lies solely in God.

I've lost faith in the villagers.

Alright, let's surrender everything
to God and see what happens.

In this tough competition that we see,

Two contenders locked in rivalry,

The one with a better upbringing
shall emerge victorious, you'll see.

The vote counting is all finished.

The officers are about
to announce the result.

Come on, let's go over to
where the officers are. Follow me.

Make way for the cameraman, guys.

We are about to reveal
the election result.

- Listen up...
- Listen up...

Rolling Pin received 362 votes.

And the Rolling Board
also received 362 votes.

- Huh?
- Huh?

How did that happen?

And Neetu Chhatrawala got five votes.

- Only five?
- Mukhtyar Kaur and Gurbani Kaur

have the same number of votes.

According to the Election Commission,

this is a tie.

Now it's up to the villagers
to decide what to do next.

Otherwise,
we will have to hold the elections again.

I don't think we should
have a re-election.

- You're right.
- Absolutely right.

Mom, we should go for a re-election.

No Jivan, we shouldn't have a re-election.

We've just caught up with them.

Yes, people can't be trusted.

We got 362 votes this time.
Might not get those many again.

- Right.
- Gurbani, we should flip a coin.

Hmm.

We should just say
a prayer and flip a coin.

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

So, what's your decision?

A coin toss.

We'll flip a coin to decide.

Who will make the call?

I will.

What's your choice?

Tails.

You never saw me as your daughter,

but I always saw you as my mother.

Watch out, Secretary.

I'm going to have you dismissed.

I'm going to expose all
of your wrongdoings now.

Get ready to go to jail.

- I'll hit my Mother-in-law.

The election results have been announced.

Gurbani, the daughter-in-law
of former Headwoman Mukhtyar Kaur,

has won the election.

Now let's hear from Neetu Chhatrawala.

So, you only received five votes?

Sir, I have nine family members
and I only got five votes.

So even your family didn't vote for you.

No sir, they did vote for me.

I swear, they voted for me.
These elections were rigged, sir.

How do you feel now?

Sir, I faced a lot of difficulties
during these elections.

I will never run for
village head again, sir.

You won't contest again?

- No, sir.
- That was Neetu Chhatra.

He lost the election.

He has nine family votes,
but even his family didn't vote for him.

He only got five votes.

Signing off with Cameraman Nitesh.

'Village Woes'

never a dull moment, that's for sure.

Madam, I'm really scared right now.

It's giving me goosebumps.

She said, "I'll have you dismissed. "

"I'll send you to jail. "

You told me all the daughters-in-law
in our village were on our side,

so why did they vote for Gurbani?

I should have just focused on my own job

and not meddled in your personal matters.

Mom, why did you have to call
"Tails" instead of "Heads"?

Hmm.

I have a feeling that
if she didn't spare Jenta,

she won't spare you either.

She'll dig through all
our shady activities

on the lanes, gutters, roads,

pension, and depot schemes,
and expose us.

If I end up in jail,

I won't hesitate
to drag you guys down too.

What's the solution now?

It seems like all paths
are closing in on us.

She's definitely going
to investigate those files.

And she has the full support
of my entire family.

Not just the family,
even the whole village is behind her.

I think I have a solution.

What is it?

We should kill her.

Yes.

No, it's not easy to kill someone.

Then we will die.

If people discover that
we were involved in her death,

things will only escalate.

The villagers will think
that the Headwoman plotted

to kill her daughter-in-law in order
to reclaim her position.

It'll destroy my son's family.

No, we can't do that.

How settled is it anyway?

It's already in shambles.

It's the only way to bring your
family back together.

Enough with this crazy talk.

You think murder is child's play?!

She has to go to the BDO office
to sign the official documents.

I'll go and apologize to her.

I'll give her a ride.

There's a canal on the route
to the office.

I'll drive the car into the canal,
jump off at the last moment, and shout...

"We had an accident!
We had an accident!"

Yeah, that could be our way out.

- Yeah, he's right, Mom.
- Exactly.

- We don't really have any other choice.
- Yeah.

But it doesn't feel right
to do something like that.

I was hoping

she would stay with us peacefully.

She would give me a grandson.

Everything would have been so much better
if things had worked out that way.

Mom, this is the right
thing to do for Ranvir too.

You know how much trouble
she'll cause him in the future, right?

She is yet to show
her true colours.

Don't be disheartened, ma'am.

Once Gurbani is gone,

you'll get your position
as Headwoman back.

- Keep hitting!
- No!

- I'm dead!
- Teach him a good lesson.

Why bother saying
"I'm dead" at this point?

What about when you were
discussing killing Gurbani?

Hey, please don't hit me.
I'm on your side.

Hold on a second, let's take a moment.

He just mentioned that he'll support us.

Can't you hear him?

If you heard him, go ahead and stop.
I didn't hear anything.

Listen, Brother-in-law. Please stop.

We have managed to save that girl's life,

but if we end up killing him,
we'll be charged with murder.

Check out his face.

He seems to have jaundice.

Oh, I'm on medication for it.

Don't worry, I will
give you the correct dosage!

- No!
- Stop!

Now say, "Right, Jivan?".

Sorry, Brother-in-law. No, Brother-in-law.

Look, he's calling you Brother-in-law now.

He's constantly giving Mom
all the wrong ideas.

- Yes.
- Do you fill her ears with rubbish?

No.

But isn't Mom capable
of independent thinking?

She listened to him
and decided to kill you.

Do you understand the punishment
for conspiring to kill someone?

- No, I don't.
- You'll be charged under section 120b.

You will face up to
10 years of imprisonment.

I cannot even say that
I'll clip your wings.

No, I suggest we should break his ankles.

No, we won't break his ankles.

I suggest we untie him.

Do as Brother-in-law says.

- Listen to him.
- I suggest we use this rope and hang him.

No!

Listen to him but don't do as he says!
Don't do as he says.

How can we not do as
our brother-in-law says,

- right?
- Hmm.

Brother-in-law, break my ankles.
break my ankles.

Stop.
Stop! Stop! Stop!

Neither will we hang up
nor will we break his ankles.

Do as my brother Gurmukh says.
He is a very nice man.

I suggest we chop his hands off.

- No!
- If he has his ankles intact,

he will at least be able to walk and beg.

No!

No! Have mercy, please!

Listen, if you want to
go home intact then do as we say.

- Yes.
- Got it?

- Yes.
- I promise.

Look, when someone's
going through a tough time,

things usually improve with time.

But if someone's lost their sanity,

we need to help them
regain their composure.

Mother's original plans
will still be carried out,

but I'll ensure that things
go according to my preferences.

Of course,
but only if all of you back me up.

- Yes, we're here for you.
- We stand by you, Brother.

Count me in.
Put my name on the top of the list.

Just do as your dad told you to do, okay?

Sure, Mom.

Okay, take your bag along.

Mother, your daughter-in-law
is now the new Headwoman.

Send my wife along with me already.

I spoke to your mother
about sending me to England,

but she didn't agree.

I can't stay in the village anymore.

With your brains, you
shouldn't even get a burrow.

Can't stay in the village!

This is a palace you are in currently?!

Trying to be someone you're not, huh!

She has asked me to
send her to England too.

I told her I would if she
spelled out "England" for me.

She's quite clever.

Mom!

She responded,
"No Brother, forget England,

send me to the UK instead. "

Greetings, Grandma.

Greetings, Grandma.

Gurbani has become
the Headwoman.

I think it would be a good idea

to visit the Gurudwara
and pay our respects.

Yes. Let's all go together.

You all can go to the Gurudwara,

I'll head to the BDO office
and take care of the paperwork.

Okay Aunt, we'll go in
the evening when you get back.

Ranvir.

- Yes?
- Take them to school.

How about going to school for a change,
huh Jinda?

It's not my fate to go to school.

I don't know when my
parents will stop fighting

and when I'll get an education
and become an officer.

Greetings, Headwoman.

Greetings.

Are you ready to head to the office?

Yes, just give me two minutes.

You can turn the car
around and I'll be ready.

Why are you going alone?

Take Ranvir with you.

- Ranvir.
- Yes?

- Go with her.
- Okay.

No, I want to prove how powerful
women can be to the world.

Yes, woman "environment"!

Exactly, women empowerment!

I'll go by myself and
take care of the paperwork.

Hmm, alright, go ahead and get it done.

Bye, Gurbani.
See you later in the evening.

- Okay, fine. Bye.
- Take care.

- Goodbye, Aunt.
- Goodbye, Aunt.

She won't be able to
meet you in the evening.

Don't know if you'll ever
see her again.

Right, Mom?

- Jivan.
- Hmm?

Do you think we're
making the right decision?

Are you sure that no
one will find out about it?

Why are you worried?
Secretary will handle it.

- Headwoman?
- Hmm?

Can I say something?

I've always had your back.

I only showed my support
for them on the surface.

Okay. They still haven't...

Look, my brothers are here.

And Brother-in-law is also with them.

Hey, Brother-in-law,
I seek your blessings.

He used to annoy me before,
now he's asking for blessings!

I hope Mom didn't figure out our plan.

Nah, don't worry.
She didn't catch on, I'm sure.

- Secretary.
- Yes?

Do you remember what you need to do?

Yes, he explained it
really well last night.

I've got it all locked in my memory.

Let's explain once more,
just in case he has forgotten.

No way!

I've got it, I promise.
It won't slip my mind.

By the way, brother-in-law,

you explained it to him way better
than we did.

We took breaks in between,

but Brother-in-law just kept going,
explaining it flawlessly.

- Yes.
- Secretary,

you should head straight home
and follow the instructions as explained.

- Okay?
- Yes.

So, how are you going to holler?

He gave it a try before.

Headwoman is no more!

It's good that Gurbani
is now the Headwoman.

It's a blessing.

I couldn't handle all that
workload on my own, you know.

It's great, she'll take
on all the responsibilities now.

Finally you have come
to your senses.

Had she realised before elections,

the money spent on fritters
could have been saved.

Oh well, let's just pretend
we're having a fritters' party now that

Mother has come to her senses.

Now you need to fill Gurbani
in on everything about our village.

She's new here,
but you have lots of experience.

Yes, I'll explain everything to her.

If she comes back, that is.

- When she comes back.
- Yes.

I'll make sure she's fully informed.

Oh no! We're doomed, it's all over!

- We're doomed!
- What's wrong? Why are you crying like that?

What's wrong? I was driving
your daughter-in-law to the office.

Out of nowhere,
a buffalo appeared right in front of us.

I panicked and jumped, but unfortunately,

your daughter-in-law
ended up in the canal.

Everything's ruined.

What nonsense is this!

Couldn't you have died before
saying something like that?

Don't exaggerate.
Just follow my lead.

Oh no, our Gurbaani got
swept away by the waves!

Oh, Gurbani!

Calm down, Grandma.
Stay strong. We'll go there and check.

- I'll go with you.
- No, what will women do there?

- Grandma, we'll go and find out.
- We will go and check.

- Let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.

I lost my daughter-in-law!

Someone get water for my mother!

- We're doomed!
- Mom!

Listen up,
if we ever catch you here again,

we'll teach you a lesson you won't forget.

You got it, centipede?
Now get lost from here.

We'll give you a call when we need you.

Don't ever show your face
in this village again.

You won't see me around here anymore,
that's for sure.

I'd rather do a monkey's street performance
to make a living than come back here.

Yeah, that would be
a piece of cake for you.

You don't need much,
just get a tail and you're good to go.

Exactly.

Alright, Brother,
it's time for the real work to begin.

Ranvir, I told you
to find a makeup artist.

Is he here?

Brother-in-law went
to bring the makeup artist.

They should be here any minute now.

- There you go.
- Look, they're here.

Welcome.

Well, speak of the devil and he shows up.

This is Sudhir.

I stopped a film shoot
and brought him along.

Brother-in-law, you should
go home and handle things there.

We'll take care of everything here.

Just make sure nobody
at home gets suspicious, okay?

Don't worry, Brother.

I'm not just a good leader,
I'm also a good actor.

- Damn you!
- Get out of my way! Don't kill it.

Just make sure nobody
gets suspicious, okay?

They are here.

What happened?

Any news about Gurbani?

We searched the entire canal,
but couldn't find her.

We even checked under the bridge,
but no luck.

Where are Ranvir and Gurmukh?

They went to the police
station to file a report.

Mother, I think your
daughter-in-law is no longer alive.

What are you saying, son?

I'm saying your daughter-in-law
is no longer alive.

What are you saying, son?

I'm saying your daughter-in-law
has passed away.

You need to find my
daughter-in-law quickly!

My eyes are filled with tears, son.

I don't know what
God has planned, Grandma.

Should we inform the villagers?

No, let's not tell them.

Sometimes, miracles happen
and the dead come back to life.

No, what I mean is that the one

who saves is always stronger
than the one who takes lives.

How could someone who
drowned in the canal survive?

Canals are very deep, aren't they?

- Hey, Mom?
- Yeah?

I bet the fishes have
feasted on Gurbani by now.

Yeah, that's probably true.

I wonder why Ranvir hasn't come back yet.

Gurmukh called and said
he's still searching for her.

My poor boy.

Don't worry, Mom.

He'll cry for a few days
and then he'll calm down.

Mom, you should focus
on being the village head now.

Did the Secretary call you?

Yeah, he said he's going to his
village until things settle down here.

Hmm.

Well, good night, Mom.
I'm feeling sleepy.

I'm going to bed.

Okay.

I should get some sleep too.

Have to resume my duty as
village head in the morning.

"I want to beat my mother-in-law up. "

"I want to beat my mother-in-law up. "

"I want to beat my mother-in-law up. "

"I want to beat my mother-in-law up. "

Mom, what have you done to yourself?

I saw Gurbani's ghost.

Oh, come on!

Well, the way you look, even
the ghost would've been scared of you.

Go ahead and make fun of me.

No one believes me,

but I really did see her.

She was right here.

Oh dear, look at how she's changed
from grieving for her daughter-in-law.

I'm afraid she might lose her sanity
and start throwing pebbles at people.

Say something.

Yes, yes.

You are behaving like
you're the one who killed her.

No.

Yes.

Then be strong.

It's time for Mom to rest.

- Go, Grandma. Let her sleep.
- I'll go,

you can sing her a lullaby
and put her to sleep.

Look at their attitude!

Then Mom got scared and said,

"I didn't kill you, I didn't kill you. "

I think that made me gain all
the blood she had sucked out of me.

Hmm.

Brother-in-law,
it might be best if you stop watching.

We don't want you to get all worked up
and end up with high blood pressure.

I don't care even if I pop a vein,
I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Now once Mother gets
scared and confesses,

and promises to change,

then our plan is a success.

Hmm.

Bani, I could never do it,

but you teach Jivan a lesson now!

Don't worry,
today it will be her turn.

Perhaps Jivan's screams
will make Mother understand

what we've been trying to say all along.

Just make it fast, super fast!

Tonight it is then.

- Jivan.
- Hmm?

I think we shouldn't have killed Gurbani.

It was a mistake.

Mom, it's in the past now.

You don't need to worry unnecessarily.

Jivan, will you sleep with me tonight?

Why, Mom?

I'm feeling scared.

You're overreacting.

There's no reason to be scared.

Tomorrow morning, you should
go to the Gurudwara and announce

that my daughter-in-law
drowned in the canal.

Take on the role of Headwoman
and find a new wife for Judge.

- Yes.
- I'm going to bed now

- Okay.
- Go to sleep.

But...

Mom!

- What?
- Mom, she...

What happened?

- Did you see her?
- Yes. Yes, Mom.

Mom, Bani didn't get salvation.
Her soul is still roaming around.

I tried to tell you,
but you didn't believe me.

Mom, she asked,
"Why did you kill me?"

Really?

What if she tells everyone the truth?

Forget about that,

what if she kills us
before that?

Mom, I think it would be best
if we confess and ask for forgiveness.

Her ghost will spill the beans
to everyone anyway.

No, don't be foolish.

Come sit with me.

- Okay, Mom.
- Sit here with me.

I tried to tell you that
what we did to her was wrong.

But you didn't listen to me.

Let's set that aside for now
and focus on what we should do next.

What harm did I ever do to you?

What's wrong, Mother?

I am not Mother, I am Bani.

Bani!

- Bani!
- Bani!

- Mom!
- Bani, Bani...

- please forgive us.
- Yes, please.

- It is not our fault.
- Yes.

Please forgive us.

I'll only forgive you if
you admit to what you did wrong.

- Yes.
- I admit.

I messed up.

Okay, I'll be back later then.

She said she would be back, Mom.

Let her go! Let go of my daughter!

Old woman!

You're treating a decent
and kind man unfairly.

No.

Send her back with Malkit,
or you'll die.

I won't spare anyone!

Gurmukh, brother, my body's
been feeling stiff since last night,

Like really heavy you know?!

- Really?
- Yeah!

- Oh no.
- Yeah,

I feel like I'm stiff too.

I don't think Gurbani made it out alive.

You're right.

If she had survived,
someone would have seen her, no doubt.

You won't believe us, but...

we saw Gurbani's ghost.

What?

Are you out of your mind, girl?

What are you saying?

We are telling the truth.

Brother, we didn't
sleep a wink last night.

Grandma, you were also possessed
by Gurbani's spirit last night.

That's why I feel heavy too.

Gurmukh, brother,

normally I don't believe in this stuff,

but do you think it's possible?

Oh, come on!

Why wouldn't it be possible?

- When someone dies unjustly...
- Yeah?

Their soul might wander.

Even their enemies could see
their soul and the spirit might say,

"I'll take you with me. "

Come on, how can she take us along?

Mom, there has to be
some solution for this.

There is a solution.

- What is it?
- I know a sage

who's really good at dealing
with wandering spirits.

He's famous for it.

I can call him here if you want.

Say yes, Mom.

We don't have any other option.

- Yes, let's call him.
- Yes.

Where is he from?

- Does it matter?
- No.

Call him.
Just go ahead and call him over.

The sage!

Glory to the Lord Almighty!

"Glory to the saints, so divine!"

"Trouble's brewing,
a spirit's after this poor life of mine. "

"A haunting menace
in my courtyard she roams, "

"Pulling my bed,
turning off lights in my home. "

"With sharp teeth,
she strikes fear with every breath, "

I keep chanting the Lord's name,
she still haunts me unto death. "

"My daughter-in-law
transformed into a ghost. "

"Oh holy sage,
please save me, I need you the most. "

"My daughter-in-law
transformed into a ghost. "

"Oh holy sage,
please save me, I need you the most. "

"Is it true, my dear? Are you in dismay?"

"Fear not, be brave,
I'll guide you along the way. "

"I'll chant mantras,
ignite the sacred fire's glow, "

"I'll burn incense sticks
to ward off the spooky shadow. "

"Provide me some cash
and a brand-new dress, "

"I'll capture the ghost,
in a bottle, no less. "

"I've dealt with many,
I'll teach her a lesson, "

"She'll perish again when I hit her
with my tongs, this powerful expression. "

"Don't worry,
my dear, your worries are mine, "

"Don't worry,
my dear, your worries are mine, "

"You've got me so all will be fine.

"Take a seat, my dear, I'll set you free. "

"No need to worry, trust in me, "

"I'll make the ghost come forth and talk, "

"With a lemon nailed,
secret chants will unlock. "

"She will never trouble
again for a fix is near, "

"Prepared and ready,
let's bring a bottle here. "

"Burn the things I ask, fuel the fire, "

"Let me enter the right
mood and the ghost will tire. "

"Upside down then she'll hang,
right before your sight, my dear"

"Abracadabra, shoo, shoo away, "

"Bad spirit, leave this house, we say. "

"Wait and watch, enjoy the show, "

- "Don't worry, dear, your fears will go. "
- Mom!

"Don't worry, dear, your fears will go. "

"I'll consume the sage and
my mother-in-law, they'll see. "

"She gave me no peace;
I won't let her breathe easy. "

"You'll keep seeing me,
for the rest of your life. "

"No matter how much black magic you try. "

"Sage, I will break all your bones. "

"I'll gouge out your eyes too, you know. "

"I'll turn you to ashes,
when I'll use my powers, for sure. "

"You'll never be a Headwoman again,
for which you killed me. "

"You won't be spared today,
dear mother-in-law, trust me. "

"All the chants and mantras will fail,
your sage will flee, "

"You won't be spared today,
dear mother-in-law, trust me. "

"All the chants and mantras will fail,
your sage will flee, "

"You were once a woman,
before a mother-in-law you could be. "

"Tell me, why do you despise me?"

"Our actions were a facade,
meant to teach you a lesson. "

"Now it's your turn to speak,
what's your confessions?"

"I would've endured your taunts,
let them slide with ease. "

"I too am a daughter,
a part of this family, please. "

"If you treated me like a mother,
with love and care, "

"Tell me, would it cause
you anguish or despair?"

"I too am a daughter,
a member of this family. "

"If you treated me like a mother,
with love and care, "

"Tell me, would it cause
you anguish or despair?"

My child,

I'm begging you for forgiveness.

Please forgive me.

Thank goodness she's alive.

Yeah, she's alive.

But you didn't spare any
effort to try and kill her.

Mom, thank God Malkit
overheard your plans that day.

You were fully prepared
to destroy our family.

Mother, all your life you never understood

that your family loves
you with all our hearts.

You were going to let that
stupid secretary influence you

and ruin our family.

I don't understand

why mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law
always have issues with each other.

Why can't mothers-in-law see their
daughters-in-law as their own daughters

and vice versa?

You're ruining your daughter's

and your grandson's lives
by making Jivan stay here.

Remember that.

Mother, do you think I'm here to beg you?

Ever since I became
a part of this family,

I considered it my own.

If I hadn't stayed,

this unfortunate incident
would have happened.

It would have not only
destroyed Ranvir's marriage

but also landed both of you in jail.

You can't hide murder for long.

Even the ashes could testify against it.

Mom, I never wanted to run
for the election in the first place.

Gurmukh insisted after Reet's death

so that we can teach you the
difference between right and wrong.

Why do you hate girls?

Don't you know there's no
difference between girls and boys?

Mother, how could you
even think of ruining my life?

You never helped anyone in this village.

You always troubled everyone.

You were made Headwoman
to help others,

but you only thought about
yourself and the secretary.

Mother, I also didn't
realize what I've been doing.

You can give me any punishment you want.

But please, don't leave me alone.

Hello, guys! Welcome to my
YouTube channel Jazz's Desi Blog.

Good news, my daughter-in-law
has changed her ways now,

and our home is truly a sweet home.

- Come over here and say hello to everyone.
- Greetings, everyone!

Let me tell you,
I love my daughter-in-law so much.

I love her just as much
as I love my own daughter.

To me, they are both the same.

As you can see,

Mom now loves me like a mother
and not just a mother-in-law.

Love you, Mom.

Come, I've made some delicious
carrot pudding for you.

- Let's go.
- Greetings, everyone.

- Greetings, everyone.
- Greetings!

Hello! Hello, everyone!
We are incredibly happy right now.

My mother has permitted me

to distribute good rations
to the poor at the Depot.

I no longer need to do illegal things.

Please like and share this video.

I'm so thrilled because my mother-in-law
now loves both my daughters.

Hello, let me introduce you
to Malkit Singh, our son-in-law.

Greetings to all! I'm Malkit Singh.

As Grandma mentioned,
my mother-in-law has changed her ways.

- She has decided to send my wife with me.
- Yes, that's right.

My wife too has said,

"Take two tickets.
I'll go with you wherever you take me. "

'll have to get a half ticket for him.

Yes, a half ticket
for our little one as well.

So, it's time for me to
leave my in-laws' place now.

- Yes.
- We are going back to our village.

- Where we're going?
- Gandua.

- Not the UK, right?
- No.

Mom, please don't fight
with my decent father anymore.

Okay, son.

- Welcome, welcome!
- Hi, I'm Secretary.

I got suspended,
but it was because of my own actions.

I know Bani will help me get reinstated.

I promise not to do any more scams.

From now on,
we will always do the right thing.

- Right, Jivan, my sister?
- Absolutely!

Now, even if I become a judge,
I will always stay with my family.

- Yes.
- Just like Grandma said, we believe in...

Home sweet home!

She considers me a stranger daughter,

I consider her a mother…

I always say yes… yes,

But she always say no no…

My mother-in-law always has a twisted face,

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who
will beat the mother-in-law,

Sometimes I feel like distribute all the utensils,
And separate…

Oh, if I hit the old lady,
her bones won't remain intact…

Oh, if I hit the old lady,
her bones won't remain intact…

If I get hold of her knees,
I will make her bones soft…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat the mother-in-law,

She gossips about me in the neighborhood
every morning…

I will never come back if I leave for my parents'
house after the fight…

I will never come back if I leave for my parents'
house after the fight…

Never keep a foolish soul near the fire,

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who
will beat the mother-in-law,

My mother-in-law is like a cow,

My sister used to say…

Sweet words from her mouth,
but a witch from her heart…

Sweet words from her mouth,
but a witch from her heart…

Every day she secretly looks at my trunks

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat the mother-in-law,

She gossips about me in the neighborhood
every morning…

I will never come back if I leave for my parents'
house after the fight…

I will never come back if I leave for my parents'
house after the fight…

Never keep a foolish soul near the fire,

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, don't she interfere…

Oh, I am the one who
will beat the mother-in-law,

My mother-in-law is like a cow,

My sister used to say…

Sweet words from her mouth,
but a witch from her heart…

Sweet words from her mouth,
but a witch from her heart…

Every day she secretly looks at my trunks

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat
the mother-in-law, I will beat her behind the trunks…

Oh, I am the one who will beat the mother-in-law,