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Really? Ray decked him?
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One punch.
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- I held the baby.
- Aw.
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Does it bother you
that you're perpetuating a stereotype?
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What?
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You're like the little
runty plantation owner,
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and Ray's like your Mandingo warrior.
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That's no... No!
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Yeah.
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In modern terms,
you're that guy owns the Cowboys.
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Jerry Jones?
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Yeah, him.
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And all those pasty old white dudes.
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Sandra, could you please
tell your mother to stop talking?
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I watched the NFL Draft.
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Tell me that's not like an auction block
in Natchez, Mississippi.
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I said, please.
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Well, are there
any Black owners in the NFL?
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No.
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And they're working on it.
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And just for the record,
Ray is a full partner in my business.
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"In my business." Listen to yourself.
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Who's taking me to school?
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- I'll take you.
- Really? Thanks.
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Go start the car.
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Cool.
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Leave it in park.
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Is that a good idea?
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Relax. When I was his age,
I was stealing cars.
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I would've guessed horses.
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Here. Your Sacramento Kings covered.
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- I like the Sixers tonight.
- They're minus four.
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- What's the money line?
- Don't know.
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- Let's call it one-twenty?
- Then that's the bet.
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Okay.
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- You need to write that down?
- I got it.
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Uh-oh!
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This is our life now?
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What? She's wonderful. Anthony loves her.
She helps me around here.
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When the day comes
I gotta break her leg, it's on you.
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You don't break legs. You hold the baby.
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- Ahoy!
- Hey, Walt.
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Welcome aboard the good ship Carmelita.
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It's beautiful.
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Fun story.
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Carmelita was the mistress of the client
that gave me this boat in trade.
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What's the fun part?
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His wife found out about her.
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Beat him to death with a three wood.
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I would've used a four iron,
but that's golf.
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Martini?
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Thank you.
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I like the hat.
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It's not just sartorial.
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Gotta protect the dome
from the dreaded melanoma.
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Well, you pull it off.
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Yeah, I do.
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Come, sit.
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Enchant me.
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Appreciate you taking the time.
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No, no. When a member
of the mighty Colavito crime family calls,
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I answer. So, hit me.
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The Shark Tank is open.
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Are you familiar with magic mushrooms?
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I have been known
to shave a truffle on my cacio pepe,
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but I'm guessing
that's not where you're going.
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No, Walt. I'm talking
about a very specific mushroom
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that can cause
a transcendent spiritual experience
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if administered properly,
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which I am trained to do as
a board-certified psychedelic counselor.
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That's a crock of shit, and I'm in.
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Hey.
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Where's Lorraine?
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- What was that?
- Hang on.
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I'm gonna AirDrop
my dentist's name and number to you.
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- Why?
- So you have access to my dental records.
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What's going on, Hector?
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Okay, here it is.
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In my zest to earn back
what I lost, you guys,
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I took on a soccer enthusiast,
who is not a good person,
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who lives in moral twilight.
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A drug dealer.
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Drugs seem to be his bread and butter,
but I'm sure he's diversified.
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Gun smuggling, people smuggling,
smuggling, smuggling.
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- Jesus. Which way's the action?
- He owes us. Big.
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- How big?
- Seventy-eight grande.
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That's a lot of cheese
to leave in the sandwich.
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You just gotta go do a pickup.
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Yeah.
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- Good luck.
- Go get him.
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Wait!
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Would you guys consider coming with me?
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- Hell, no.
- No.
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Please! I can't do this alone.
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Where?
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- Down near the stadium.
- So-Fi?
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Dodger.
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So, are we talking retail storefronts?
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Brick and mortar?
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Or do we deliver?
You know, like DoorDash therapy.
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I would go with "we deliver."
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Familiar surroundings are comforting
for the psychedelic traveler.
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"Psychedelic traveler."
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That's nice.
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Yeah, that'll get the kids in the van.
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All right.
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Well, give me the shrooms
and the phony-baloney therapy,
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and show me what I'm selling.
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- Right now?
- Right now.
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Oh, and feel free
to molest me while I'm out.
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Are we still in America?
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Are we still on Earth?
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We'd have a lot more credibility
in your Cadillac.
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We've been through this.
The Lac don't go east of Bronson.
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Keep driving, bitch.
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Some kind of checkpoint.
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Hola.
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Where you going?
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We're going to 441 Maceo Avenue.
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- Why?
- We have business with El Condor.
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Señor El Condor.
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What kinda business?
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Well, jump in anytime, guys.
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No, no. You're doing good.
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He owes us money.
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- He owes you?
- We're bookmakers.
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We book bets
on a variety of sporting events.
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Football, basketball,
in this case, soccer.
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It's a lot of fun, you know,
provided you bet responsibly.
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End of the street, then on the right.
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Gracias.
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All right. So far, so good.
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"So far, so good"? Are you high?
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A little bit, yeah.
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God! It tastes like dog cum, I think.
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Okay, so before we start,
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we should discuss your intentions
for your psychedelic journey.
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My intentions?
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Yeah, like what you hope
to gain from this experience.
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You mean like some kind of deep insight
into what makes Walt Dinty tick.
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Uh... Okay. Um, all right.
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My intention is to figure out
why, for my entire life,
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I've had such animosity toward my mother.
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Good. Thank you.
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Yeah, I haven't spoken
to the woman in over ten years.
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That's a long time.
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Yeah, I've been to shrinks, psychics,
a witch in Topanga. No answers.
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Let's see if we can't find one tonight.
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Well, I'm dubious.
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Ugh, it smells like a cat's ass.
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You think.
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Actually, that's one I know.
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Mmm.
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Did you see Training Day?
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Good movie.
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Didn't end well.
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No.
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Lead on, Denzel.
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What's up, homie?
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Hey, fellas, how you doing?
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- Sorry.
- Beg your pardon. Just... Here.
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I'll move.
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- Look.
- Daddy's like members only.
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You have my attention.
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- Have to pat you down.
- Knock yourself out.
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Flight 27 to Guadalajara
is now boarding at gate nine.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to lighten the mood.
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I get it. I hate me too.
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I got a pair of those.
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Sorry.
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- El Condor?
- Yes, please.
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Young man?
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You're kidding me.
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This is not a choice.
I have a cranky prostate.
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I begged you to pee
before we got in the car.
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I didn't have to go then.
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Be right out.
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Fuck!
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- Ocupado.
- She's not gonna hurt you. Go!
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Come on. Where are you?
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Come on.
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Come out.
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So, what grade you in?
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Read the room, Hector.
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Shit!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Time to go!
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- Walt?
- Mmm-hmm?
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Where are you?
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I'm gestating.
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Sorry, say again?
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I'm gestating. I'm in my mother's womb.
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Okay. Tell me about it.
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It's warm.
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It's very salty.
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I'm floating.
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Can you hear anything?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Carson. He's doing Carnac.
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Ed loves it.
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Well, is there any fear
of your mother at this moment?
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No, I love my mommy.
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Good. Stay with the love.
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Mommy, Mommy. Mommy...
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Wait.
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- What's happening?
- There's a guest.
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Rickles?
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No, no, my mom has a guest.
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What?
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What?
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Is somebody hitting her?
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No, somebody's fucking her!
I'm getting dicked right in the eyeball.
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Hey-- Ow! Ow!
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God damn it! Hey, I'm in here!
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Ray? Hector? Little gangster?
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Hello...
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You lost?
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Is it that obvious?
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- This way.
- Right behind you.
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Now what?
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Hey, hit that shit.
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What is it?
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Well, that's what we're here to find out.
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No. No, I'm not here to get high.
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I'm a bookie.
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I'm here to collect on a soccer bet.
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And if you guys want any action,
I'll be happy to waive the vig.
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- Hey!
- All right. Hang on.
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- Fentanyl?
- No. No Fentanyl. Meth.
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Well, let's see.
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Snort.
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Come on! I--
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Oh! Wow.
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Fentanyl?
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Hail Mary, full of grace,
good Lord be with thee.
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Right to my brain!
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- Walt, can you hear me?
- Mmm-hmm.
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What's happening?
Are you still getting fucked?
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No. They're done. He came.
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Did your mother come too?
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I don't know. Who cares?
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God, they were so young.
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And what does that tell you?
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They didn't mean any harm.
They were just being teenagers.
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She probably didn't even
know she was pregnant.
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Perhaps this is
an opportunity for you to see
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that your anger towards your mother
is misplaced, and forgiveness is--
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- Hang on.
- What?
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- I'm not alone.
- What do you mean?
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There's another fetus in here.
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What?
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I have a twin brother.
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That's wonderful. Tell me more.
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Nah. No, I can't.
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- Why not?
- I just can't.
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Walt, you have to tell me.
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I'm eating him! Okay?
264
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419
I'm eating my twin brother!
265
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,501
Eating him?
266
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:18,131
Not with a knife and fork!
267
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,884
I'm robbing him
of all his essential nutrients.
268
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,719
Walt, no.
269
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,972
I'm not even born, and I'm a murderer.
270
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,435
I can't find my guys!
271
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,355
No.
272
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,317
Walt?
273
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,526
Walt, talk to me.
274
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,030
It's time.
275
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,615
What do you mean, "time"? What time?
276
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,992
The contractions are coming,
30 seconds apart.
277
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,535
Birth? You're being born?
278
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,662
Wait.
279
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,039
Wait.
280
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,336
I'm aimed the wrong way. I'm breech!
281
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,798
All right. Oh, my God.
282
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,341
Okay.
283
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,552
Okay.
284
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,097
Okay.
285
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,391
Damn it, another contraction!
286
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:16,189
Come on. Okay.
287
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,524
Okay.
288
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,442
- All right.
- Okay.
289
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,611
Okay. Yeah, I can see something now.
290
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,612
Oh, good.
291
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:23,905
What is that?
292
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,910
It's labia. I see labia!
293
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,662
- Go to the labia, Walt.
- Yeah.
294
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,122
- Go to the labia.
- Okay.
295
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,960
"Go to the labia."
296
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,675
I'm out. I can't breathe.
297
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,302
Okay. All right, come on.
298
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,029
We're gonna make a fortune.
299
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,197
Listen to me.
300
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,077
You don't have to live like this.
You can choose another path.
301
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,997
You can get an education, get a good job,
302
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,040
start a business.
303
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,458
Hell, start a family.
304
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,793
Maybe with this lovely woman right here.
305
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,629
All it takes is making a decision,
which you could do,
306
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,089
and you could make it at any time.
307
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,508
Think and take action.
308
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,386
Think and take action.
309
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,056
You're welcome.
310
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,145
Rayfield, where you at?
311
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,855
El Condor's office.
312
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,107
Cool, cool. Where might that be?
313
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,443
Up the stairs, down the hall on the left.
314
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,195
Shit! Be there in a jiff!
315
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,196
You okay?
316
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,906
Walking on sunshine. Yourself?
317
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,282
I've been better.
318
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,079
Sit tight. Jim Danny to the rescue!
Jim Danny to the rescue!
319
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,290
That's my partner.
320
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,291
Go on.
321
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:03,338
You say I bet Colo-Colo,
but I say I did not make such a bet.
322
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,883
So, who are we to believe, huh?
323
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,136
What you say, or what I say?
324
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,304
Play it.
325
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,437
Hold it up a little bit, please.
326
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,981
To the right, just a little bit.
327
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,484
No, a little bit more, please. Yeah.
328
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,320
Whoa!
329
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,160
You have AppleCare.
330
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,286
Are people being shot?
331
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,913
No, come on in.
332
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,418
It's quite the sausage party.
333
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,170
El Condor, Danny. Danny, El Condor.
334
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,422
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
335
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,716
- Did you get the money?
- No.
336
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:48,842
Will he give you the money?
337
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,051
We think not.
338
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:55,223
Okay. Mr. Condor,
on behalf of Colavito Sports Inc.,
339
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,269
I regret to inform you that we will
no longer be accepting your wagers.
340
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:03,104
Have a nice day. Vámonos.
341
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,359
What do you mean, you will
no longer be accepting my wagers?
342
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,195
If you don't pay when you lose,
we gotta cut you loose.
343
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,823
Find another pendejo to take your action.
344
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,366
Hey, you want me to get the snake?
345
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,410
Please. I pissed on your snake.
346
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,371
You peed on Esmerelda?
347
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,335
And she liked it.
348
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,716
We won! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
349
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,927
- Hello.
- Hi.
350
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,304
The hell are you guys doing here?
351
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,638
Dying.
352
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,681
The hell are you doing here?
353
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,558
I'm on Condor's baseball team.
354
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,019
- We beat Snapchat?
- Twelve to three.
355
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,440
And they only got the three
'cause we let Chuey pitch.
356
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,485
That fucking Chuey.
You know, if he wasn't my nephew...
357
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,695
- You know this guy?
- He's my second cousin.
358
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,238
- Mmm.
- You're kidding me.
359
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,116
My last name's Estevez. Do the math.
360
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,618
So what is all this about?
361
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,037
- Well, your cousin...
- Second, by marriage.
362
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,163
...owes us a lot of money.
363
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,042
Is that true?
364
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,464
Dude, we talked about this.
365
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,258
I just don't like to lose.
366
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,802
But that's why you're the jefe.
367
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,220
I am the jefe. I'm the jefe here.
368
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,932
You're goddamn right you are.
And what's the jefe move right here?
369
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,733
There you go. Don't you feel better?
370
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,528
It's family, right?
371
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,864
- So, you take my wagers now?
- Sure.
372
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,077
Did I just save your lives?
373
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,328
- Probably.
- Yeah.
374
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,997
- So maybe you could find your way to--
- Yeah, we're square.
375
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,457
- Thank you.
- All right.
376
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,252
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
377
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,713
Hang on, hang on.
I wanna say hi to the bird.
378
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:53,967
Hello, bird.
379
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,309
How you feeling? You still wired?
380
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,686
I feel better.
381
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,438
I may not shit for a week, but--
382
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,817
I suggest a McFlurry
and a Greek salad. Kaboom!
383
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,152
So walk me through this.
384
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,988
- You're in some kind of softball league?
- Baseball.
385
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,031
Baseball, sorry.
386
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,200
Look, I don't drink,
I don't drug, I don't fuck.
387
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,996
- This is the last hard thing in my life.
- Got it.
388
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:27,250
So you got a league where one team
is sponsored by a drug dealer
389
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,377
and one team is sponsored by Snapchat?
390
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:34,341
Also, the Bloods got a team,
the Crips got a team, Goop's got a team.
391
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,342
Goop?
392
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,304
They suck, but they bring
healthy snacks and moisturizers,
393
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,972
and everybody loves them.
394
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,266
I've used their moisturizer.
Shit fucking works.
395
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,019
You know, you guys
should consider sponsoring a team.
396
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,312
Might be good for your business.
397
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,397
You do understand
we like to stay under the radar?
398
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:53,902
Yeah, a team jersey that says "Bookies"
is probably not gonna accomplish that.
399
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,238
The name of the Crips team is Crips.
400
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,199
Yeah, we'll think about it.
401
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,618
You think he's looking for me?
402
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,704
- Hey, Steve, Andy.
- Charlie.
403
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,498
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
404
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,917
- They got a team?
- No.
405
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:14,130
No, they raided my house a few years ago,
and, you know, we stayed in touch.
406
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:31,940
Mommy.
407
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,656
I love you so much.
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