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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:24,873 Come On, Honey. Give Daddy The Blanket. 2 00:00:24,874 --> 00:00:28,378 Listen, This Is Gonna Be A Real Fun Party With Lots Of Cake And Ice Cream, 3 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,880 But Little Girls With Wet Blankets Can't Go. 4 00:00:31,381 --> 00:00:32,882 Now, Give It To Daddy. 5 00:00:36,386 --> 00:00:39,889 Leave The Blanket Here, I'll Advance All Your Allowance Till You're 40. 6 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:41,891 Fair Enough? 7 00:00:43,893 --> 00:00:46,396 There Is No Way That That Blanket Is Going In This Car. 8 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:49,399 - Mom! - No, No, No. Not This Time. 9 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,902 This Is A Brand New $25,000... 10 00:00:51,903 --> 00:00:54,404 Bmw 325 E5 With Leather Interior. 11 00:00:54,405 --> 00:00:56,405 Tom, It's Just A Car. 12 00:00:56,406 --> 00:00:59,409 Come On. I Just Armor - Alled The Seats. 13 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,423 Got Any Eights? 14 00:01:13,424 --> 00:01:15,424 Go Fish. 15 00:01:15,425 --> 00:01:18,678 Why Does It Always Take Her So Long? 16 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,931 Just Think Of Her As A Work In Progress. 17 00:01:21,932 --> 00:01:24,933 Do I Look All Right? 18 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:27,937 Do Stars Twinkle? Come On, Sweetheart. Your Bike Awaits. 19 00:01:27,938 --> 00:01:30,940 Have You Ever Tried To Put Pantyhose On With Wet Nails? 20 00:01:30,941 --> 00:01:32,941 It's A Bitch. I Forgot My Sample Case. 21 00:01:32,942 --> 00:01:36,896 Come On, Tish. We're Gonna Be Late. Wearelate. 22 00:01:38,948 --> 00:01:40,533 Be Careful. 23 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:45,455 Get Out Of The Road, Ya-- 24 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:50,460 Be Careful, Tom! 25 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:55,965 Yea! 26 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:05,975 Come On! 27 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:09,479 Congratulations, Mama. 28 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,981 Wasn't It A Beautiful Ceremony? 29 00:02:12,482 --> 00:02:14,483 Beautiful. 30 00:02:14,484 --> 00:02:16,986 No! It Means Fertility. 31 00:02:16,987 --> 00:02:18,988 God Forbid. 32 00:02:28,498 --> 00:02:31,000 ?? The-The-The-The Bamba?? 33 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:33,503 ?? The-The-The-The Bamba?? 34 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:37,506 ?? This Great Song With Its Wonderful Rhythm?? 35 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:41,010 ?? It's A Wonderful Rhythm And You Can Feel It?? 36 00:02:41,511 --> 00:02:44,012 ?? You Know What I'm Saying?? 37 00:02:44,013 --> 00:02:47,517 ?? Yes, You Know What I'm Saying Come On And Dance?? 38 00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:50,303 ?? Come On And Dance Come On And Dance?? 39 00:02:50,853 --> 00:02:53,022 ?? When The Stars Meet The Heavens?? 40 00:02:53,523 --> 00:02:57,527 ?? When The Stars Meet The Heavens The Sky Will Shine?? 41 00:02:57,528 --> 00:03:00,029 ?? The Whole Night Long The Sky Will Shine???? 42 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:03,533 Bad Tits. 43 00:03:07,036 --> 00:03:09,037 No Ass. 44 00:03:09,038 --> 00:03:11,540 So, Tom, You Still Selling Subarus? 45 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:15,044 How Many Times I Got To Tell You, Kirby? I Sell Bmws. 46 00:03:15,045 --> 00:03:17,547 I Just Happen To Work Out Of A Subaru Showroom. 47 00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:24,553 Look At Her. What A Pig. 48 00:03:24,554 --> 00:03:27,056 Here We Are, Safe And Sound. 49 00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:32,562 Aah! I Know, I Know. We Got To Get A Car. 50 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:34,564 It's On My List. 51 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:36,566 I Dried My Hair In Front Of The Tv, 52 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:39,068 And It's Full Of Electricity. 53 00:03:39,069 --> 00:03:41,069 Mitch, Please Stop. 54 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:43,071 Mitch, Don't Do That. Come On. 55 00:03:43,072 --> 00:03:46,075 Wait. Your Cousins Toby And Mary-- Do They Have A Boy Or A Girl? 56 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:48,077 One Or The Other. 57 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:52,247 Go! Go! Go! Go! 58 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:55,725 Brava! Brava! Go! 59 00:04:17,272 --> 00:04:19,774 Congratulations To The Bride And Groom. 60 00:04:19,775 --> 00:04:21,776 Many Happy Years Together. 61 00:04:21,777 --> 00:04:23,778 Jesus, Who Is That? 62 00:04:27,282 --> 00:04:31,286 You Take Away The Clothes And The Makeup, What Do You Got? 63 00:04:31,786 --> 00:04:33,787 A Gorgeous Naked Woman. 64 00:04:33,788 --> 00:04:38,793 Larry! Congratulations, Uncle Phil. 65 00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:40,794 Isn't She Something? 66 00:04:40,795 --> 00:04:42,796 Edie, If You Are Half As Wonderful As My Uncle Says, 67 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:45,800 I Want You To Leave Him Right Now-- I'm Gonna Marry You. 68 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:50,805 - This Is Larry's Beautiful Wife, Tish. - Congratulations. 69 00:04:50,806 --> 00:04:53,308 And This Monster Here Is Mitchie. 70 00:04:53,309 --> 00:04:56,061 Hey, Easy On The Mousse, Uncle Phil. 71 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,812 Hi, Mitch. This Is For You. 72 00:04:58,813 --> 00:05:01,315 You Coming To Work For Me, You Son Of A Gun? 73 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:04,819 I Told You, Uncle Phil. I Just Don't See An Intellectual... 74 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:08,323 Albeit Muscular Guy Like Myself Working In A Junkyard. 75 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:12,326 Larry, Believe Me, There's A Future In Garbage. 76 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:16,331 By The Year 2000, There's Gonna Be No Place Left For Human Refuse. 77 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:19,584 Get In While The Market's Still Open. 78 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:22,836 Don't Say Nothing. Sleep On It. No, No. 79 00:05:22,837 --> 00:05:25,840 We'll Talk, Okay? It's On My List, Uncle Phil. 80 00:05:26,341 --> 00:05:28,843 On Your List? I Got Your List. It's On My List, I Swear To God. 81 00:05:33,848 --> 00:05:36,851 I Would Like To Make-- Attention, Please. Attention. 82 00:05:37,352 --> 00:05:40,855 I Want To Make A Toast To This Lovely Young Couple. 83 00:05:42,357 --> 00:05:44,858 Most Of Us Find Love... 84 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:48,362 Once In A Lifetime, If We're Lucky. 85 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:51,866 But For These Two To Find Love Again, Later In Life-- 86 00:05:51,867 --> 00:05:54,868 So Edie. 87 00:05:54,869 --> 00:05:58,872 On Behalf Of My Whole Family, We Are Grateful, 88 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:04,379 Because My Uncle Phil, While Being One Of The Great Men In Garbage, 89 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,380 Has Not Always Been So Keen On Personal Hygiene. 90 00:06:06,381 --> 00:06:09,384 But That Is Until He Met You. 91 00:06:10,885 --> 00:06:14,888 So, I Will Now Disrobe... 92 00:06:14,889 --> 00:06:17,392 And Play A Celtic Classic Ballad... 93 00:06:17,892 --> 00:06:19,893 On My Love Flute. 94 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:22,897 Shut Up! - 95 00:06:28,403 --> 00:06:32,407 My Nephew Larry's Making A Toast. 96 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:39,413 Thank You, Uncle Phil. 97 00:06:39,414 --> 00:06:43,418 Even The Band Stopped. Well, I Was-- 98 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:46,421 Excuse Me Here-- I Was Just, 99 00:06:46,422 --> 00:06:49,424 Trying To Make A Toast Here. 100 00:06:50,925 --> 00:06:53,428 I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Was, This, 101 00:06:53,429 --> 00:06:55,905 This Occasion's More Than A Wedding. 102 00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:58,382 It's A-- Well, It's A Love Story. 103 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:01,936 It's-- I'm Dying Here. 104 00:07:01,937 --> 00:07:04,938 It's The Story-- 105 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:07,941 ?? It's The Story Of A Lovely Lady?? 106 00:07:07,942 --> 00:07:12,947 ?? Who Was Living-- Had Three Lovely Girls, Sisters?? 107 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:16,451 ???? ?? Each Of Them Had Hair Like Their Mother?? 108 00:07:16,452 --> 00:07:20,455 What's The Real Color Of Her Hair Anyway? 109 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,960 Make Up Your Own Verse! 110 00:07:26,961 --> 00:07:29,964 ?? It's The Story Of Phil Kozinski?? 111 00:07:30,465 --> 00:07:33,968 ?? Who Was Living In A Garbage Dump Alone???? 112 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:36,971 Anyway, Anyway-- 113 00:07:37,472 --> 00:07:40,974 Anyway, To Life, To Love, 114 00:07:40,975 --> 00:07:43,978 To Phil And Edie. To Phil And Edie. 115 00:07:54,489 --> 00:07:57,492 Larry, I'm Touched. 116 00:08:01,996 --> 00:08:03,997 Such A Wonderful Nephew. 117 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:07,000 Such A Wonderful Bride. I Don't Deserve Her. 118 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:10,505 - You're Right, You Bastard! - Hey, You Don't Like It, 119 00:08:10,506 --> 00:08:13,006 Kiss Me Where The Sun Don't Shine! 120 00:08:13,007 --> 00:08:15,510 Yeah? Where's That? I'll Show You Where! 121 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:34,028 It's All Mine! 122 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:42,537 My Brother Angelo Just Rolled Over In His Grave. 123 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:47,040 - You're Crazy! - Crazy With Love! 124 00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:50,545 Right Leg!?? You Put Your Right Leg In You Put Your Right Leg Out?? 125 00:08:50,546 --> 00:08:52,547 ?? You Put Your Right Leg In?? 126 00:08:52,548 --> 00:08:54,548 ?? And Shake It All About?? 127 00:08:54,549 --> 00:08:57,501 ?? Do The Hokey Pokey And Turn Yourself Around?? 128 00:08:57,502 --> 00:08:59,554 ?? That's What It's All About?? 129 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:07,060 Now, All Of These Products Are Natural, 130 00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:11,065 And They're Coordinated To Go With Your Individual Coloring. 131 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:14,819 You're A Fall-- Soft Ambers And Magenta. 132 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:18,573 And You're A Summer-- Yellows And Blues. 133 00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:24,077 And You, You're A Spring. You Should Be In Pink. 134 00:09:24,078 --> 00:09:28,583 Darling, I'm A Widow. Thirty Years, And I Only Wear Black. 135 00:09:28,584 --> 00:09:33,086 And On You, It Works. Classic. 136 00:09:33,087 --> 00:09:37,091 ?? Turn Yourself Around That's What It's All About?? 137 00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:39,594 Look At Her. Look At Her. 138 00:09:40,094 --> 00:09:42,546 She Buried My Brother Only Five Years Ago. 139 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:46,099 Look At Her. She Killed Him. What? 140 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,103 She Killed Him By Putting Butter In His Food All The Time. 141 00:09:51,606 --> 00:09:54,108 Listen To Me, Kevin. I'm Telling You, I Got A Problem With This. 142 00:09:54,109 --> 00:09:56,611 You Told Me. Now's Not The Time. You Canceled The Check. 143 00:09:56,612 --> 00:09:59,113 You Didn't Fix The Car. What, It's My Fault It Broke Down? 144 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:01,114 Tom, It Broke Down On The Way Home. 145 00:10:01,115 --> 00:10:04,117 Hey! You Owe Me Money. You Owe Me A Car! 146 00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:05,987 You're A Goddamn Liar. Shithead! You're A Cheat! 147 00:10:05,988 --> 00:10:08,122 Come On! Come On! Take It Easy. 148 00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:12,125 Relax! Relax! Just Relax! 149 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:14,629 - Take It Easy. - Your Cousin's An Asshole. 150 00:10:15,129 --> 00:10:18,132 Hey, Just Take It Easy. Get Some Help, Tom. 151 00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:24,138 I'm So-- I'm Sorry. 152 00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:32,146 Up Close, She Doesn't Look So Young. 153 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:56,671 Wait. You're Actually Telling Me That Your Parents Let You Come Here Today, 154 00:10:57,171 --> 00:11:00,124 And They Never Warned You About The Wedding Killer? 155 00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:02,676 No. Okay. 156 00:11:02,677 --> 00:11:07,181 You See, There's This Guy-- Fred, I Think His Name Is-- 157 00:11:07,182 --> 00:11:10,184 And-- And His Girlfriend Walked Out On Him, Okay? 158 00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:13,187 And On The Day Of Her Wedding To This Other Guy, 159 00:11:13,188 --> 00:11:15,690 Fred Showed Up, 160 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:19,693 And He Had A Machete, And He Chopped Her Head Off. 161 00:11:19,694 --> 00:11:23,197 Eww! - There Was Blood Everywhere. 162 00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:25,699 Then He Sliced The Groom's Guts Open... 163 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:29,704 Right Down The Middle, And This Stuff Spilled Out That Looked Like Spaghetti. 164 00:11:29,705 --> 00:11:31,706 Eww! 165 00:11:31,906 --> 00:11:36,711 And Then He Ripped Her Heart Out While It Was Still Beating, And He Ate It. 166 00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:38,712 Wait, Wait, Wait. 167 00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:41,716 And Now, He Goes From Wedding To Wedding, 168 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:44,719 Macheteing Up Everybody Into Little Pieces. 169 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,722 - Kids Too? - Especially Kids. 170 00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:52,226 - It's Time To Go, Kids. - 171 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:57,732 How Sweet Of You To Tell Them Stories, Mitch. 172 00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:59,734 There's Nothing To It. 173 00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:09,778 Come On, Children. Children, Outside. 174 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:12,781 Bye-Bye! Whoo! 175 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:15,534 Bye-Bye! 176 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,287 Bye-Bye! 177 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:23,292 Bye-Bye! Send A Card! 178 00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,297 Okay, I'll Call You. 179 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:32,801 Dad, I Can't Find Her Anywhere, 180 00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:35,804 And I Got Plans Tonight. 181 00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:37,805 Harry? Yeah? 182 00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:39,808 Harry, Can You Give My Kid A Lift Home? Come Along, Mitch. 183 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,811 Great. Thanks. Hey, As Dads Go, You're Okay. 184 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,813 Home By 10:00. 185 00:12:46,315 --> 00:12:48,317 Mitch, Home By 10:00. 186 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,822 Bye. No More? 187 00:12:58,327 --> 00:13:01,830 She's Going To Come Back Soon. She's On A Honeymoon. 188 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,836 I Don't Know Where He Went. I Don't Understand. 189 00:13:10,339 --> 00:13:12,840 Hi. Hi. 190 00:13:12,841 --> 00:13:15,844 I Seem To Have Lost My Mate. Me Too. 191 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,846 I Was Sure I Came In With One. 192 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,850 Nice Wedding. 193 00:13:24,853 --> 00:13:27,356 I'm Phil's Nephew. I Know. I'm Edie's-- 194 00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:29,357 I Know. Larry. 195 00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:32,860 I'm Maria. Chloe. Hi, Chloe. 196 00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:35,113 Are You Cold, Sweetheart? Yeah. 197 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,366 Well, Why Don't We Go Inside. 198 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,368 Yes, That's A Good Idea. 199 00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:52,381 You Should Be A Singer. Thanks. I'll Try. 200 00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:54,882 Your Wife Is Very Beautiful. 201 00:13:54,883 --> 00:13:57,886 Have You Been Married Long? A Couple Of Years. You? 202 00:13:58,387 --> 00:13:59,888 Almost 11. Ooh! 203 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,392 We Were Married Young. 204 00:14:04,893 --> 00:14:08,363 Work? Yes. He Sells Cars. Subarus. 205 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:11,399 No. Do You Work? Me? 206 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,903 Yes. I'm A Legal Secretary. 207 00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:17,405 And You? 208 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,408 I Teach Ballroom Dancing. 209 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:22,910 Really? 210 00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:26,665 Would You Have Been More Impressed If I Said I Was A Securities Analyst? 211 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,419 Because My First Wife Was. My Father, However, Was More Impressed... 212 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,920 When I Was A Real Estate Broker. 213 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,424 My First Wife's Friends Liked That Too. 214 00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:38,427 Everybody Was Impressed But Me. 215 00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:41,430 And You Play The Piano Too. No. 216 00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:44,433 Trumpet. 217 00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,936 Are You Really A Dance Teacher? 218 00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:53,908 Here You Go. This... 219 00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:58,446 Entitles You To One Free Lesson. 220 00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:00,949 I'm Not A Very Good Dancer. That's Okay. 221 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,452 I'm Not A Very Good Teacher. 222 00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:09,958 Well, I Bet I Know Somebody Who Would Like To Dance. 223 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:14,463 You're So Light. 224 00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:23,471 You're Very Good With Children. 225 00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:27,476 Well, My Job Gives Me A Lot Of Time To Spend With My Son. 226 00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:31,980 The One With The Video Camera? 227 00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:37,953 You Know, My Mother And Phil, They Are So Sweet. 228 00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:41,990 I Felt Like Crying, But I Couldn't. 229 00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,992 I Never Can. 230 00:15:45,994 --> 00:15:47,995 Why Am I Telling You This? 231 00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:50,498 People Tell Dance Teachers Things. 232 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:53,000 Thank You, Madam. That Was Lovely. 233 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:56,504 Nobody Told Me Anything When I Was In Securities. 234 00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:59,758 How Many Jobs Did You Have? I Don't Know. A Lot. 235 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,011 I Change Every Two Or Three Years.???? 236 00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:06,248 If It Looks Like I Might Be Successful, I Move On. 237 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,984 You Don't Want To Be Successful? I Want To Be Happy. 238 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:12,019 Hey, We're Getting Personal Here. 239 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:16,024 You're Learning All My Secrets, And I Don't Know The First Thing About You. 240 00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:20,027 Not An Interesting Person. 241 00:16:20,028 --> 00:16:24,032 Christ, You-- How You Doin'? You Will Not Believe What Happened To Us. 242 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,535 The Goddamn Car Broke Down. Where Is Everybody? 243 00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:31,540 Jesus, I Didn't Know It Was This Late. Are You Okay? 244 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:34,543 Tom Was Just Giving Me A Test Drive In His Car. 245 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:38,045 We Lost Track Of Time. Tom Sells Bmws. 246 00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:42,050 - I Thought They Were Subarus. - I Understand You're In The Market For A New Car. 247 00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:44,552 We Are, Aren't We, Honey? 248 00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:47,055 Your Wife And I Have Been Talking About Putting A Set Of Wheels Under You... 249 00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,558 At A Price You Can Afford. 250 00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:52,561 Not Just Any Set Of Wheels. Bavarian Motor Works. 251 00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:56,565 I Think A Bmw Is A Little Out Of Our Range. 252 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,570 Besides, They're Breaking Down All The Time. 253 00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:12,079 So Anyway, As Soon As She Said... 254 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,582 They Were Thinking Of Buying A Car, I Knew It. 255 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,085 If I Could Get Her Behind The Wheel, Bingo. 256 00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:20,589 Sale, Commission, Full Sticker Price. 257 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,591 Then The Car Breaks Down. 258 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,093 That's The Thing In Sales. You Have To Concentrate On The Woman. 259 00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:27,095 Women Always Liked You, Tom. 260 00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:32,099 You Believe Me, Don't You? 261 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,603 Why Shouldn't I? You're My Husband. 262 00:17:43,078 --> 00:17:45,113 Phil's Worth A Lot Of Money. 263 00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,116 You Really Should Take Him Up On His Offer. 264 00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:50,869 You're Great At Collecting Junk. 265 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,622 You'd Wind Up Running The Company. 266 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,126 My Psychic, Mrs. Wong, 267 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,129 Is Encouraging Me To Express Myself. 268 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:04,633 She Says A Lot Of Attractive Women Get Depressed... 269 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,636 Because They Think People See Nothing But Their Looks. 270 00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:17,646 She Thinks I Have Sensitivity And Talent, Larry. 271 00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:20,148 She Says That. 272 00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,651 Mrs. Wong Is "Wight." 273 00:18:24,653 --> 00:18:27,155 I Should Tell You That More Often. I'm Sorry. 274 00:18:29,624 --> 00:18:33,128 Would You Still Slay A Dragon For Me? 275 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:38,633 Maybe A Baby Dragon. 276 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:49,644 Mrs. Wong Gave Me A Self-Improvement Tape. Would You Like To Hear It? 277 00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:52,647 Not Right Now. 278 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:55,149 Larry? 279 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,153 I Wouldn't Hurt You For Anything. You Know That, Don't You? 280 00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:03,657 Why Would You Say That? 281 00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:07,162 Will You Dance With Me? We Never Dance Anymore. 282 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:15,170 Hey, Mitch. 283 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:29,184 ???? ?? One, Two, Three, Four Sunday, Monday, Happy Days?? 284 00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:31,687 ?? Tuesday, Wednesday???? Happy Days?? 285 00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:34,188 ?? Thursday, Friday???? Happy Days?? 286 00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:36,690 ?? Saturday What A Day???? Whoa. I Forgot To Tell You. 287 00:19:36,691 --> 00:19:39,694 Remember The Guy On The News Who Listened To Ozzy Osbourne So Much... 288 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,697 That His Parents Sued Because He Became A Mass Murderer? 289 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,698 Well, Aunt Irene Told Me Today... 290 00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:47,202 She's Thinking Of Suing Now Because Cousin Donald... 291 00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,204 Listened To Barry Manilow Over And Over, 292 00:19:49,704 --> 00:19:51,206 And He Became A Florist. 293 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:54,709 Aah! 294 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,713 That Bad? What's Up? 295 00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:02,217 It's The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle, Isn't It? 296 00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:04,219 Shut Up. 297 00:20:04,719 --> 00:20:08,222 The Blonde Whose Initials Are On Your Vans? 298 00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:13,226 Shut Up. 299 00:20:13,227 --> 00:20:16,731 When I Watch You Play Soccer And The Guys Go For Gatorade At The Break, 300 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,234 You Go And Talk To The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle. 301 00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:21,736 - I Said Shut Up! You're Not My Mother. - Mitch-- 302 00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:25,239 I'm Just Trying To Help, Mitchie. I Could Give You The Girl's Point Of View. 303 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,241 Tish, Kiss My Squirrel! Hey, Hey! 304 00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:31,245 We Will Have No Squirrel Kissing Here Tonight. 305 00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:33,247 Well, I Was Just Trying To Help. 306 00:20:33,748 --> 00:20:35,750 I Think I Should Spend A Little Time With Mitchie Alone. 307 00:20:39,253 --> 00:20:41,756 "Kiss My Squirrel"? 308 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:44,257 Hey, Come On. 309 00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:46,260 What's Wrong-- That's Very Nice. 310 00:20:49,263 --> 00:20:52,767 Go Apologize To Tish. Go. Get Out Of Here. 311 00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:57,271 Repeat Several Times A Day, 312 00:20:58,272 --> 00:21:01,025 "I Approve... 313 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,903 "Of Myself. 314 00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:06,093 "I Approve... 315 00:21:06,094 --> 00:21:08,282 Of Myself." 316 00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:17,792 You're Not Throwing It Quite Hard Enough. 317 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,545 I Hate Leonard Pierson. Who? 318 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,922 Leonard Pierson-- In My Class. 319 00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:25,299 He Follows Me Around All The Time. 320 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,301 But You Shouldn't Hate Anybody, Chloe. 321 00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:29,804 He Tells Everyone He Loves Me. 322 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:33,808 That Is Sweet. You Be Sweet To Him, Okay? 323 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,810 Bye. Bye, Mom. 324 00:21:39,814 --> 00:21:42,316 - Leonard! - Aah! 325 00:22:16,851 --> 00:22:20,854 Hi, Tom. Bernadette-- 326 00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:23,858 Look, I'm Sorry, But We Have To Stop Seeing Each Other. 327 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,362 What? It's Just Getting Too Serious. 328 00:22:34,869 --> 00:22:36,871 You're Right. 329 00:22:48,382 --> 00:22:51,886 Hi. I'll Be With You In A Minute, Okay, Tom? 330 00:22:58,392 --> 00:22:59,894 How Is Your Family? 331 00:23:00,394 --> 00:23:02,396 Olga, Listen. About Us-- 332 00:23:04,398 --> 00:23:07,401 ??? You've Got A New Girlfriend? 333 00:23:10,404 --> 00:23:12,907 I Can't See You Anymore. 334 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,908 Lighten Up, Tom. 335 00:23:14,909 --> 00:23:18,913 Planned Parenthood. 336 00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:37,932 You're Not Allowed To Talk To The Driver. 337 00:23:54,949 --> 00:23:56,951 Would You Excuse Me Just One Moment? 338 00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:03,957 Hi. What Did You Tell Him? 339 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,959 Who? Your Husband, About Us? 340 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,961 Nothing. Good. Keep It That Way. 341 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:12,967 I Wanted To Make Sure You're Not A Three-Beers- And-Confession Type. 342 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:15,970 Well, You're A Whole Lot Different Than You Were Last Night. 343 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,973 Last Night Never Happened, Understand? I've Changed My Whole Life Today. 344 00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:21,475 I've Cleaned Up My Act. No More Women. 345 00:24:21,976 --> 00:24:23,978 Last Night Never Happened, Understand? 346 00:24:24,478 --> 00:24:27,481 And If You Ever Say It Did-- If You Use The "F" Word About Us-- 347 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,983 If Even The "Fu" Sound Comes Out Of Your Mouth-- 348 00:24:29,984 --> 00:24:32,987 I Will Denounce You As A Liar And Home-Wrecker, Do You Understand? 349 00:24:32,988 --> 00:24:34,988 Miss? 350 00:24:34,989 --> 00:24:38,492 Excuse Me. I Have To Get Back To Her Or Her Eyeliner Will Cake. 351 00:24:39,994 --> 00:24:43,497 Do You Understand? I Have An I.Q. In The Triple Digits. 352 00:24:43,998 --> 00:24:45,999 What Word Do You Think I Didn't Understand? 353 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,004 Okay. I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Understood. 354 00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:52,956 Are You Wearing Black Underwear? Yes. 355 00:24:54,008 --> 00:24:56,010 Want To Meet Me For A Drink Later? 356 00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:02,516 Kiss My Squirrel. 357 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,772 So They Drove To A Shopping Mall... 358 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:11,525 And Parked In Back Of A Supermarket... 359 00:25:11,526 --> 00:25:14,027 Behind A Dumpster... 360 00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:18,032 In Our Car That I Make Payments On By Sweating My Ass Off... 361 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:21,035 So She Can Sweat Her Ass Off Inside It. 362 00:25:21,535 --> 00:25:23,037 Sorry. 363 00:25:23,537 --> 00:25:26,540 That Car Was Rocking Like An Out-Of- Whack Washing Machine. 364 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:29,543 I Went Crazy. I-- Are You Getting All This Down, Maria? 365 00:25:30,044 --> 00:25:32,546 Yes, I Am, Mr. Bergman. Okay. 366 00:25:32,547 --> 00:25:35,549 I Decided To Kill Her, 367 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,551 But I Couldn't. 368 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:42,055 I Love Her. 369 00:25:42,056 --> 00:25:44,058 So I Shaved Her Head. 370 00:25:44,558 --> 00:25:47,060 And Now See If He Wants Her. 371 00:25:47,061 --> 00:25:50,564 That Is Why Your Wife Is Suing You For Divorce, Mr. Dionne. 372 00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:55,819 Love Is Shit. 373 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,071 Marriage Is Shit. 374 00:25:58,072 --> 00:26:02,576 You Know, I'm Sitting Here Listening To You Editorialize-- Fuck You, Moneybags? 375 00:26:21,595 --> 00:26:24,098 That's My Favorite Part. Boi-Oi-Oing! Here We Go. 376 00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:26,100 ???? All Right. Remember: 377 00:26:26,433 --> 00:26:28,101 Happy, Happy, Happy. 378 00:26:28,102 --> 00:26:30,104 No, No, We're Doing The Cha-Cha Here. 379 00:26:30,105 --> 00:26:32,105 Sorry. All Right. Remember, Ladies, 380 00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:35,609 It's Okay To Smile, Especially At My Jokes. 381 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,610 Ready, And-- 382 00:26:37,611 --> 00:26:40,614 Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 383 00:26:40,615 --> 00:26:43,116 Forward, Back, Forward. 384 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:46,620 Whoo! I Can't Even Say It Right. Hit Him, Maggie, If He Does That Right. 385 00:26:46,621 --> 00:26:49,123 Let's Do It Again. Ready, And-- 386 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:51,625 Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 387 00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:54,127 Forward, Cross, Forward. 388 00:26:54,128 --> 00:26:56,630 Who's Leading Here? That's All Right. You Lead. 389 00:26:56,631 --> 00:26:59,133 You're Doing A Good Job. I Want These Suspenders. 390 00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:02,636 Ready, And-- Cha-Cha- Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 391 00:27:02,637 --> 00:27:04,470 Forward, Cross, Forward. 392 00:27:04,471 --> 00:27:08,142 Up, Six, Seven, Eight. 393 00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:10,644 And One-- 394 00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:18,152 You're Going To Put Me Out Of Work. You're Too Good. 395 00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:21,154 One More Time. Ready, And-- 396 00:27:21,155 --> 00:27:24,157 Cha-Cha-Cha-- My God. No, No, No. 397 00:27:24,158 --> 00:27:28,162 Let Me Show You One More Time. One More Time, Everybody. 398 00:27:30,164 --> 00:27:32,166 Mrs. Greenblatt. 399 00:27:41,675 --> 00:27:45,179 You Look "Mah - Velous." 400 00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:59,193 Magnificent. A Thing Of Beauty. 401 00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:01,195 Thank You, Thank You. 402 00:28:03,697 --> 00:28:06,699 Okay, That's It. Time's Up, Everybody. 403 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,703 Practice, Practice, Practice. Yes, Practice, Practice, Practice. 404 00:28:10,204 --> 00:28:13,707 Good-Bye. Get Out Of Here. Get Out Of Here, You Crazy Guys. 405 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:17,211 Thank You. Get New Shoes. Those Are Not Gonna Work. 406 00:28:17,212 --> 00:28:21,215 Don't Forget To Bring Your Checks Next Week. 407 00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:24,718 - Hi. - Hi. 408 00:28:24,719 --> 00:28:27,220 You Came For Your Free Lesson. 409 00:28:27,221 --> 00:28:31,225 No, It's My Lunch Break, And I Thought That Maybe We Could Talk. 410 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,932 Mexican? - It's Too Heavy. 411 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,737 I Don't Know How To Say This-- Well, Words Are Good. 412 00:28:42,738 --> 00:28:44,739 They Have Fried Octopus? 413 00:28:45,239 --> 00:28:46,741 No, I Had That For Breakfast. 414 00:28:49,243 --> 00:28:52,246 This Is Difficult. Come On. 415 00:28:52,247 --> 00:28:55,249 It's Only Lunch. Burgers. 416 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,251 No. Too Obvious. 417 00:28:57,752 --> 00:29:00,755 Larry, I Need To Ask You Something. 418 00:29:02,757 --> 00:29:06,761 Do I Think That Your Husband And My Wife Slept Together? 419 00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:11,766 Thank You. It Would've Taken Me A Lot Longer. 420 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:16,269 Well, I Only Have An Hour For Lunch. 421 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:20,274 Spuds International. Everything You Ever Wanted On A Potato And More. 422 00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:23,277 I Think They Have One With A Buick On It. 423 00:29:23,278 --> 00:29:26,279 Do You Think They Did? 424 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,283 I Don't Know. Only They Know. 425 00:29:30,284 --> 00:29:32,787 You Don't Seem To Be Upset About It. 426 00:29:33,287 --> 00:29:35,288 Sex Isn't That Big A Deal Anyway. 427 00:29:35,289 --> 00:29:38,542 Whether They Had Sex Or Not, Something Happened. 428 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,795 Hey, I Believe In People's Freedom Of Choice. 429 00:29:41,796 --> 00:29:44,798 Tish Needs To Grow Up To Be Her Own Person. Now, That's Me. 430 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:48,803 What People Do Is Their Own Business. That Doesn't Apply To Marriage. 431 00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:51,806 Sounds Like You Have A Choice To Make. And Guess What? 432 00:29:51,807 --> 00:29:55,308 You're Free To Make It. 433 00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,811 This Is Great. We Hardly Know Each Other, 434 00:29:57,812 --> 00:30:00,314 And We're Already Getting Our First Argument Out Of The Way. 435 00:30:03,317 --> 00:30:06,320 Are You Serious About That Freedom Stuff? 436 00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:09,824 Yes. 437 00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:15,830 No! God, I'm So Full Of Shit! 438 00:30:15,831 --> 00:30:17,831 I'd Like To Kill Them Both! 439 00:30:17,832 --> 00:30:20,334 - I'm Sorry. - 440 00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,837 I Will Pay For It. I'll Pay For It. It's My Fault. 441 00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:26,339 I Will Pay For The Fish. I Broke The Fish. 442 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:28,342 I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Come. 443 00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,844 How Much? Never Mind. 444 00:30:30,845 --> 00:30:34,849 Wait. Wait, Please. I'm-- I'm Very Sorry. 445 00:30:36,350 --> 00:30:38,853 Whoa. 446 00:30:39,353 --> 00:30:42,356 It Wasn't Easy For You To Come See Me Today, Was It? No. 447 00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:44,609 Are You Okay? 448 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,860 No, I'm Not Okay. 449 00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:49,864 That's Right. You Don't Cry, Do You? 450 00:30:51,365 --> 00:30:53,367 Or Hit Fish. 451 00:30:53,868 --> 00:30:56,870 God. Ooh, Jeez. 452 00:30:56,871 --> 00:31:00,875 You Know, Tom Lately Has Been Really Upset About Work. 453 00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:03,377 They Have These Contests-- Who Sells Most Cars-- 454 00:31:03,878 --> 00:31:05,379 And He Lost His Trip To Las Vegas. 455 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,381 That's A Good Reason To Hump My Wife. 456 00:31:08,382 --> 00:31:12,385 I'm Sorry. Listen, Tish Is A Good Person. 457 00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:15,389 She Just Wants To Be Appreciated For More Than Her Looks. 458 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:17,390 She's Worried People Think She's Dumb. 459 00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,894 She's Not Dumb. Tom Is Very Vulnerable To Female Flattery. 460 00:31:20,394 --> 00:31:21,895 Why Do You Keep Making Excuses For Your Husband? 461 00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:25,900 Because You're Making Excuses For Your Wife. All Right. All Right. 462 00:31:25,901 --> 00:31:28,402 So, How Did You Two Meet? 463 00:31:28,903 --> 00:31:30,904 We Met In High School. 464 00:31:30,905 --> 00:31:32,906 He Was An Athlete, A Big Athlete, 465 00:31:32,907 --> 00:31:35,409 And He Had A Red Car He Was Very Proud Of. 466 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,411 Girls Were Crazy About Him. 467 00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:40,164 I Just Came To This Country, And I Was Very Shy. 468 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,415 I Couldn't Believe When He Came And Talked To Me. 469 00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,419 He Must Have Said Something Right To Get You To Marry Him. 470 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,422 No. I Was The Only Girl Who Wouldn't Go To Sleep With Him. 471 00:31:49,924 --> 00:31:51,925 What About You? 472 00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:54,428 I Guess I Thought Tish Was Gonna Be Different Than My First Wife. 473 00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:56,429 Surprise, You Know. 474 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,933 Turns Out She's The Bride Of Bloomingdale's. 475 00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:04,438 So, What Do You Want To Do? You Want To Confront Them? 476 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:06,439 They'll Just Deny It. 477 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,443 We Could Shave Their Heads. 478 00:32:09,444 --> 00:32:11,444 What? 479 00:32:11,445 --> 00:32:13,948 I Have To Go Back To Work. I'm Sorry. 480 00:32:13,949 --> 00:32:16,449 I'm Sorry If I Spoiled Your Day. 481 00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:19,453 It Was Nice Not Having Lunch With You. 482 00:32:21,455 --> 00:32:22,957 Bye. 483 00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:24,959 Good-Bye, Maria. 484 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,970 Sweetheart, I'm Going To Put Your Flowers In The Vase. 485 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:37,972 You Can Do Your Homework. 486 00:32:39,974 --> 00:32:42,476 What's In The Box, Daddy? 487 00:32:42,477 --> 00:32:44,979 What's This? 488 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,480 Open It. 489 00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:51,485 And Tonight I'm Going To Make My World - Famous Garlic Chicken Pamplona. 490 00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:53,486 Yea! 491 00:32:53,487 --> 00:32:56,490 Not Only That, I'm Going To Clean Up, After I Use Every Pot In The House. 492 00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:58,492 I Promise. 493 00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:02,246 Tom, This Is Beautiful. 494 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,874 What's The Occasion? 495 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:07,501 Nothing. Just Us. 496 00:33:09,003 --> 00:33:13,507 All Of Us Together. Just One Of Those Nights... 497 00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:16,010 It's Nice To Have A Family. 498 00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:25,518 So, How Was Your Day? 499 00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:29,023 Fine. I Had Lunch With Larry Kozinski. 500 00:33:30,524 --> 00:33:32,525 Who? Larry Kozinski. 501 00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:36,030 I Had Lunch With Him Today. Sweetheart, Don't Wrinkle It. 502 00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:39,532 Why? What For? 503 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:42,036 What Did You Talk About? 504 00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:44,538 Nothing Special. 505 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,543 Was It A Nice Lunch? - Very Nice. 506 00:33:50,544 --> 00:33:52,545 Well, That's Fine. 507 00:33:52,546 --> 00:33:55,048 That's Good. That's Okay. 508 00:33:55,049 --> 00:33:57,551 I'm Glad You Had A Nice Day. 509 00:33:58,052 --> 00:34:01,055 Good Old Larry. Lunch. 510 00:34:01,056 --> 00:34:03,556 Nice. 511 00:34:03,557 --> 00:34:06,560 Mitchie Is-- What Is It You Are Again, Mitchie? 512 00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:09,062 I'm A Multimedia Artist, 513 00:34:09,063 --> 00:34:12,066 But My Emphasis Is On Video. 514 00:34:12,067 --> 00:34:15,069 I'm So Excited. 515 00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:28,081 ?? Sunday, Monday Happy Days?? 516 00:34:28,082 --> 00:34:30,083 ?? Tuesday, Wednesday Happy Days?? 517 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:36,090 ?? The Weekend Comes My Cycle Hums?? 518 00:34:36,091 --> 00:34:38,818 ?? Ready To Race To You?? 519 00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:41,544 ?? These Days Are Ours?? 520 00:34:41,545 --> 00:34:43,597 ?? Happy And Free?? -?? Happy Days?? 521 00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:46,099 ?? These Days Are Ours?? 522 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,852 ?? Share Them With Me?? - 523 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,980 ?? Good-Bye, Gray Skies Hello, Blue?? 524 00:34:50,981 --> 00:34:53,106 ?? Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You?? 525 00:34:53,107 --> 00:34:55,609 ?? Feels So Right It Can't Be Wrong?? 526 00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:57,611 ?? Rockin' And Rollin' All Week Long?? 527 00:34:57,612 --> 00:35:00,114 - That's Her. - 528 00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,621 I'm Showing A Little Cleavage. So What? 529 00:35:08,622 --> 00:35:11,624 ?? Sunday, Monday Happy Days?? 530 00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:14,127 ?? Tuesday, Wednesday Happy Days?? 531 00:35:14,128 --> 00:35:16,630 ?? Thursday, Friday Happy Days?? 532 00:35:17,131 --> 00:35:20,584 ?? Saturday, What A Day Groovin' All Week With You?? 533 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:23,636 ?? These Days Are Ours?? 534 00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:26,140 ?? Share Them With Me???? Happy Days?? 535 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,142 ?? These Days Are Ours?? 536 00:35:29,143 --> 00:35:32,146 ?? Happy And Free?? - 537 00:35:34,148 --> 00:35:36,149 ?? Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You?? 538 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:39,153 ?? Feels So Right It Can't Be Wrong?? You're A Goddamn Liar! 539 00:35:39,154 --> 00:35:41,654 ?? Rockin' And Rolling All Week Long?? 540 00:35:41,655 --> 00:35:44,158 ?? These Days Are Ours???? Whoa, Whoa. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 541 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:48,162 Cut! Cut! Lights! 542 00:35:49,663 --> 00:35:52,666 Thank You. 543 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:55,668 You Did The Wrong Thing. 544 00:35:55,669 --> 00:35:58,172 How About Lunch? 545 00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:05,679 You Are A Very Sick Young Man. 546 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,182 Alienation. Great. 547 00:36:09,183 --> 00:36:11,185 Interesting Work, Mitch. 548 00:36:11,685 --> 00:36:13,187 Thanks, Dad. Yeah. 549 00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:16,690 What The Hell Are You Doing Taking My Wife Out To Lunch? 550 00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:19,692 Actually, We Didn't Have Lunch. 551 00:36:19,693 --> 00:36:21,695 We Went For A Walk, But My Feet Broke Down, 552 00:36:21,696 --> 00:36:24,198 So We Were A Little Late Getting Back. 553 00:36:30,037 --> 00:36:32,205 They Know. 554 00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:35,209 They Know About Us. 555 00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:52,593 Work In Garbage All Week, Enjoy Nature On The Weekends. 556 00:36:53,594 --> 00:36:55,596 Here We Go. Ooh, Ooh, Ooh. 557 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,602 Tell Me About Larry. 558 00:37:01,603 --> 00:37:04,104 Larry, Larry. 559 00:37:04,605 --> 00:37:07,107 I've Asked Him A Million Times To Come Into The Business, 560 00:37:07,108 --> 00:37:10,611 But He Wants To Change Jobs, Dance. 561 00:37:10,612 --> 00:37:14,113 Me, I Say This With Love, Maria. 562 00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:17,618 Larry Is A Failure In Everything Except Life. 563 00:37:17,619 --> 00:37:19,619 Come! Dance With Me! Yes! 564 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:23,624 Come On. Let Me Rest! Let Me Rest! 565 00:37:24,124 --> 00:37:28,128 - Show Her How To Do It, Girls. - 566 00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:30,130 Follow Me. No, You Go. 567 00:37:30,631 --> 00:37:32,132 We're Gonna Miss You. 568 00:37:35,135 --> 00:37:38,138 Phil, Do You Want Some Cake? Phil? 569 00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:42,643 Phil? 570 00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:48,649 Come On. Come On! 571 00:37:51,151 --> 00:37:53,152 Something's Wrong. 572 00:37:53,153 --> 00:37:55,889 One Shot, Man! That's All It'll Take-- One Shot! 573 00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:58,625 I'm Right Here! I Won't Have It In My House! 574 00:37:58,626 --> 00:38:00,159 Stop. Stop. 575 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,663 Stop It. Stop It. 576 00:38:02,664 --> 00:38:04,665 Mama. 577 00:38:08,168 --> 00:38:10,170 Phil! 578 00:38:12,673 --> 00:38:14,675 Phil. 579 00:38:15,175 --> 00:38:16,677 Phil. 580 00:38:21,682 --> 00:38:23,684 Don't Leave Me! 581 00:38:42,703 --> 00:38:46,707 "So That Even Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death, 582 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:49,460 "I Fear No Evil, For Thou Art With Me. 583 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,211 "Thy Rod And Thy Staff, They Comfort Me. 584 00:38:52,212 --> 00:38:55,716 "Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemies. 585 00:38:55,717 --> 00:38:57,717 "My Cup Overflows. 586 00:38:57,718 --> 00:39:00,220 "Surely Goodness And Mercy Shall Follow Me... 587 00:39:00,221 --> 00:39:02,221 "All The Days Of My Life, 588 00:39:02,222 --> 00:39:06,226 And I Shall Dwell In The House Of The Lord Forever." 589 00:39:06,227 --> 00:39:08,728 Let Us Pray. 590 00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:11,231 O God, Whose Days Are Without An End-- 591 00:39:11,232 --> 00:39:13,733 Give Me Back My 50 Cents. 592 00:39:13,734 --> 00:39:16,236 Drive Me Around This Damn Town... Keep Your Dime, Sport. 593 00:39:16,237 --> 00:39:18,237 Just To Run Up Your Fare. 594 00:39:18,238 --> 00:39:20,741 What Do You Think I Am? 595 00:39:20,742 --> 00:39:22,743 A Goddamn Tourist? 596 00:39:22,744 --> 00:39:24,745 Cheapskate. 597 00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:30,750 Pop, You Were Supposed To Call Me. 598 00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:34,254 For What? A Ride On That Motorcycle Of Yours? 599 00:39:34,255 --> 00:39:36,756 Good To See You, Son. 600 00:39:36,757 --> 00:39:39,226 Good God. Is This Mitchie? How You Doing, Grandpa? 601 00:39:39,227 --> 00:39:41,761 I'll Be Damned. 602 00:39:41,762 --> 00:39:45,265 You're Getting To Be A Big Man, Aren't You? Yeah. 603 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,768 Let's Go. No, You Go Ahead. 604 00:39:48,268 --> 00:39:50,270 No, I'll Wait Right Here. 605 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:54,274 At My Age, You Don't Want To Get Too Close To An Open Grave. 606 00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:56,777 Stay With Him, Will You? Sure. 607 00:39:58,779 --> 00:40:02,532 So, Grandpa, How Come You Didn't Come To The Church? 608 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,661 God Makes Me Nervous When You Get Him Indoors. 609 00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:08,727 Besides, I Don't Like Seeing People In Their Coffins. 610 00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:11,792 They Always Look So Much Smaller Without Their Spirits. 611 00:40:21,768 --> 00:40:25,305 I Was Going To Bring You A Gift, But I Forgot. 612 00:40:28,809 --> 00:40:30,811 Think You Might Like One Of These? 613 00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:32,312 Which One You Want? 614 00:40:32,813 --> 00:40:36,316 Hot Patty's Pajama Party Orgirls With Big Jugs? 615 00:40:40,821 --> 00:40:43,322 Eat. There's Casseroles, Cakes. 616 00:40:43,323 --> 00:40:47,327 I'll Have Turkey Tetrazzini Coming Out The Wazoo. 617 00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:49,829 Everyone Loved Him So. 618 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:52,833 Did You See The Wreath The Boys From The Junkyard Sent? 619 00:40:54,334 --> 00:40:56,837 Larry! Was It Me? Was I Too Much For Him? 620 00:40:57,337 --> 00:41:00,590 No, Edie. He Was The Happiest He'd Ever Been With You. 621 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:03,719 I Want You To Meet My Father, Vincent. My Sympathies. 622 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,847 I'm Sorry I Missed Your Wedding. My Hernia Prevented It. 623 00:41:08,348 --> 00:41:11,851 Edie. I'm Sorry. I Have To Go To Work. 624 00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:14,354 We Are Still Family Even Though Phil Is Gone. 625 00:41:14,855 --> 00:41:17,357 So Don't Be A Stranger? 626 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:19,326 I Won't, I Promise. 627 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,361 See You Later. Bye, Pops. 628 00:41:22,362 --> 00:41:25,866 Nobody Takes A Day Off When A Man Dies Anymore? Jesus. 629 00:41:28,368 --> 00:41:31,871 You Know, Funerals Make Women Really Horny. 630 00:41:31,872 --> 00:41:35,876 I Never Knew Phil All That Well, But This Is Great Turkey Tetrazzini. 631 00:41:35,877 --> 00:41:38,879 Here, Mommy. Thank You. 632 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,881 Look, I Got To Go Show A Car. 633 00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:44,884 As Long As Chloe's Gonna Stay Overnight Here, 634 00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:47,854 Why Don't You Meet Me About 7:30, And We'll Go Out To Eat? 635 00:41:47,855 --> 00:41:49,890 If Mama Doesn't Need Me. 636 00:41:52,392 --> 00:41:55,395 If Your Mom Doesn't Need You, Maybe You Can Meet Me At The Showroom. 637 00:41:55,396 --> 00:41:58,899 If Mama Doesn't Need Me, I'll Be There At 7:30. 638 00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:03,403 Okay. 639 00:42:04,905 --> 00:42:07,907 Beauty And The Beast. 640 00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:10,409 I'm Never Gonna Get Married. 641 00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:13,413 You Wait. You'll See. You'll Get Married, Have Kids, 642 00:42:13,414 --> 00:42:15,414 Have A Happy Life. 643 00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:17,917 Don't Eat Too Much Butter, Though. 644 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:20,420 You Know What I'd Really Like To Do? What? 645 00:42:20,421 --> 00:42:22,673 Kill Someone. What? 646 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,924 Calmly Plan A Murder. 647 00:42:24,925 --> 00:42:28,929 Choose The Victim-- Maybe Even Someone Political-- 648 00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:31,430 So I Could Do The World Some Good, You Know. 649 00:42:31,431 --> 00:42:34,184 I'd Have To Think About It First For A Few Years. 650 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,937 Hey, It Can't Be Any Dumber Than Getting Married... 651 00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,189 And Going To Work Every Day. 652 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,441 I Mean, It Must Be More Fun. 653 00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:48,949 Mr. Z., I'm Going To Be A Little Late Getting Back. 654 00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:52,452 It's Hard To Rush A Funeral. 655 00:42:53,453 --> 00:42:55,956 As Soon As I Can. 656 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,963 What Took You So Long? Just Get In The Car. 657 00:43:02,964 --> 00:43:05,466 I Think You Forgot To Say Please. 658 00:43:05,467 --> 00:43:07,968 Just Get In The Car, Will You? 659 00:43:09,469 --> 00:43:11,438 You're So Manly. 660 00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:19,980 There. There's My Wife. 661 00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:24,483 We Were Married For 35 Years, 662 00:43:24,484 --> 00:43:26,486 And She Never Once Raised Her Voice To Me. 663 00:43:29,489 --> 00:43:33,493 So Then You Know What It's Like To Lose Someone? 664 00:43:33,994 --> 00:43:37,497 She Went Into The Hospital To Have A Boil Removed And Never Came Out. 665 00:43:37,498 --> 00:43:40,000 I Moved Upstate, Bought Some Gas Stations. 666 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,001 I Do Quite Well, 667 00:43:42,002 --> 00:43:46,006 But I've Had To Learn To Live With Loneliness? 668 00:43:46,007 --> 00:43:50,509 Life Is That Way. Who Can Explain It? 669 00:43:50,510 --> 00:43:54,014 I Thought Phil And I Would Share The Rest Of Our Lives Together. 670 00:43:54,015 --> 00:43:59,519 Now, All I Have Left Is His Share Of The Garbage Company. 671 00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:03,523 What Am I Going To Do With A Garbage Company? 672 00:44:03,524 --> 00:44:06,526 I Don't Know Anything About Business. 673 00:44:09,029 --> 00:44:12,032 Perhaps You Would Be Interested In Buying Me Out? 674 00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:19,539 Well, Maybe I Could Give You Something For Your Part Of The Business. 675 00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:21,540 Something? 676 00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:25,045 What Neighborhood Of Something Would We Be Talking About? 677 00:44:32,552 --> 00:44:35,054 You'll Be All Right? Bye, Mom. 678 00:44:35,055 --> 00:44:37,556 See You In The City, Son. I'm Taking Mitchie With Me. 679 00:44:37,557 --> 00:44:40,060 I Don't Think Riding On That Thing Is Good For His Gonads. 680 00:44:40,061 --> 00:44:43,063 My Sympathies, Maria. Bye. 681 00:44:45,065 --> 00:44:47,567 Good-Bye, Larry. Thank You. Bye-Bye. 682 00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:50,070 Are You Coming With Us, Maria? 683 00:45:10,256 --> 00:45:13,258 Why Are We Here? I Thought You Were Taking Me Home. 684 00:45:13,259 --> 00:45:16,262 Do You Want To Go Home? I'll Take You Home. No, That's All Right. 685 00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:18,263 I Just Wondered. 686 00:45:18,264 --> 00:45:20,266 What Were You Singing? 687 00:45:20,267 --> 00:45:22,267 I Wasn't Singing. 688 00:45:22,268 --> 00:45:25,771 You Just Didn't Think I Could Hear You Over The Engine, But I Could. 689 00:45:25,772 --> 00:45:29,275 You Don't Cry At Weddings, But You Sing At Funerals. 690 00:45:29,276 --> 00:45:31,778 You Told Me You Weren't An Interesting Person. 691 00:45:31,779 --> 00:45:34,280 I'm Not. Come On. What Were You Singing? 692 00:45:36,282 --> 00:45:38,784 I Don't Sing For People. It's Private. 693 00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:41,787 Well, Hum A Few Bars Then. 694 00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:49,044 What Song Is That? 695 00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:54,300 Boy, I Still Have No Idea. 696 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,801 It's A Beatles Song. Come On. Guess.???? 697 00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:59,305 I Hate To Break This To You, But That Tune Has No Resemblance... 698 00:45:59,306 --> 00:46:02,308 To Any Song The Beatles Ever Recorded. 699 00:46:02,309 --> 00:46:04,310 It's "The Long And Winding Road." 700 00:46:04,311 --> 00:46:06,312 No, No, That Goes More Like-- 701 00:46:10,816 --> 00:46:13,318 You're Worse Than I Am. 702 00:46:13,319 --> 00:46:16,822 Are You Going To Push Me Off? I Thought You Trusted Me. 703 00:46:16,823 --> 00:46:18,824 Here, Hold On To My Shoulders. Ready? 704 00:46:18,825 --> 00:46:21,326 Push. Push Against Me. 705 00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:24,330 Whoa! Isn't That Exciting? I Guess So. 706 00:46:26,832 --> 00:46:28,834 Come Here. 707 00:46:31,337 --> 00:46:32,838 ?? Ta-Da?? 708 00:46:33,339 --> 00:46:35,340 My Boat. It's Great. 709 00:46:35,341 --> 00:46:38,594 I Mean, It Could Be Great. Shecould Be Great. 710 00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:41,846 You Always Refer To A Boat As A Female. Why? 711 00:46:41,847 --> 00:46:44,350 I Guess If You're Some Sweaty Sailor Out At Sea For A Year, 712 00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:47,353 You Need To Use Your Imagination. 713 00:46:47,354 --> 00:46:50,356 What Are You Going To Do With She? 714 00:46:50,856 --> 00:46:55,361 I'm Gonna Fix Her Up And I'm Going To Sail Off Into The Sunset. 715 00:46:55,861 --> 00:46:57,863 You Have A Rich Fantasy Life, Don't You? 716 00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:02,368 Don't You? Don't You Have Fantasies? I Do. 717 00:47:02,369 --> 00:47:04,370 I Do, But They're Private. 718 00:47:04,371 --> 00:47:06,371 I Don't Tell Them To Anybody. 719 00:47:06,372 --> 00:47:10,376 Not Even A Dance Teacher? You're Not Just A Dance Teacher. 720 00:47:10,876 --> 00:47:12,878 I Can't Figure It Out What You Are. 721 00:47:12,879 --> 00:47:14,880 Hey, Isn't That What Everybody Wants-- 722 00:47:15,381 --> 00:47:17,382 A Smooth-Sailing Life? 723 00:47:17,383 --> 00:47:19,635 You Can Achieve That For A Minute... 724 00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:21,887 Out On The Dance Floor Or The Water. 725 00:47:23,889 --> 00:47:26,392 Look, How Lovely. 726 00:47:30,396 --> 00:47:33,899 That One Would Look Great On You. Tom Hates Me In Hats. 727 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,902 Then I'll Buy It For You. No. 728 00:47:38,904 --> 00:47:42,407 But The Look On Tom's Face-- 729 00:47:42,408 --> 00:47:45,910 We'll Take That One Right There. 730 00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:49,414 What Does Your Wife Hate You To Wear? 731 00:47:49,415 --> 00:47:52,418 Boxer Shorts. She Doesn't Think They're Sexy. 732 00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:54,420 I Think They're Very Sexy. 733 00:47:56,422 --> 00:47:58,424 We're Gonna Be Bad. We're Gonna Be So Bad. 734 00:48:04,430 --> 00:48:07,683 Hey, I Got Him. He's Gonna Buy A 325 Loaded. 735 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:10,936 Chrome Wheels, Tinted Glass, Alarm, Phone, Wool Carpets. 736 00:48:11,437 --> 00:48:15,440 Two More Beamers And I-- I Win Your Trip To Vegas. 737 00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:20,446 I Don't Even Like The Color. Just Sit In It. 738 00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:22,448 I Don't Like It. 739 00:48:30,456 --> 00:48:32,458 Hi. Hi. 740 00:48:33,959 --> 00:48:35,961 Listen, 741 00:48:36,462 --> 00:48:39,965 The Beauty Of The Subaru Is That It Is So Cost - Efficient... 742 00:48:39,966 --> 00:48:43,469 That I Bet A Woman Like You Could Talk Him Into One For Him... 743 00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,971 And Then One For Yourself. 744 00:48:46,472 --> 00:48:47,973 Do This. 745 00:48:48,474 --> 00:48:51,443 Let Me Take You For A Test Drive In That Little Blue Wagon. 746 00:49:10,996 --> 00:49:12,997 Hi. 747 00:49:12,998 --> 00:49:14,967 Look This Way. Now See There? 748 00:49:15,217 --> 00:49:17,502 Want To Go Up Further That Way? 749 00:49:17,503 --> 00:49:19,504 This Way? Yeah, That's Good. 750 00:49:19,505 --> 00:49:22,007 You're Really Doing That Well. That's Really Good. 751 00:49:22,008 --> 00:49:24,510 Do-- I Need To Talk To You. 752 00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:26,511 I'm With A Customer. 753 00:49:26,512 --> 00:49:29,515 But If You're Interested In A Makeover, You'll Have To Wait Your Turn. 754 00:49:29,516 --> 00:49:32,518 Now, I Want You To Try The Dusty Rose. This Is Important. 755 00:49:32,519 --> 00:49:35,521 - So Is My Career. Line Right There. - Tish! 756 00:49:35,522 --> 00:49:38,490 I'm With A Customer. 757 00:49:41,026 --> 00:49:43,028 Now That, That Works. Yeah? 758 00:49:43,529 --> 00:49:45,530 Yeah. That Definitely Works. 759 00:49:45,531 --> 00:49:48,534 Your Husband Is Having An Affair With My Wife. 760 00:49:51,036 --> 00:49:54,038 You Are Insane. 761 00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:57,041 If I Had Any Idea How Insane You Were, 762 00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:59,378 I Would Never Have Let You Start Up With Me. 763 00:49:59,379 --> 00:50:02,548 Hah! What? You Seduced Me! 764 00:50:03,549 --> 00:50:08,554 I'm Sorry. I'll Be Right Back. 765 00:50:08,555 --> 00:50:10,556 Take Your Time, Honey. 766 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,562 Your Opinion Of Larry Is A Tribute... 767 00:50:17,563 --> 00:50:20,565 To Your Insensitivity To Other Human Beings. 768 00:50:20,566 --> 00:50:24,569 Larry Would Never Have Sex With Someone Like Your Wife. 769 00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:29,074 I'm Not Worried About Sex. I'm Worried About Them Having A Relationship. 770 00:50:29,575 --> 00:50:31,076 You've Ruined My Life. 771 00:50:31,577 --> 00:50:34,329 And You Are Jeopardizing My New Job Here... 772 00:50:34,330 --> 00:50:37,081 As Assistant Manager Of This Department. 773 00:50:37,082 --> 00:50:40,085 So If You'd Like A Private Consultation, 774 00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:42,086 Please Call For An Appointment. 775 00:50:42,087 --> 00:50:45,089 And If You Ever Come Here And Upset Me Again, 776 00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:49,094 I Will Have The Security Guards Throw You Out Of The Store. 777 00:50:52,097 --> 00:50:55,600 Now, Where Were We? Yes. Making The Lips Fuller. 778 00:50:55,601 --> 00:50:58,103 So I Burned Her Underwear. So What? I'll Buy Her More. 779 00:50:58,104 --> 00:51:00,104 He's Sick. He's A Beast. 780 00:51:00,105 --> 00:51:02,357 How Am I Supposed To Go Anywhere Looking Like This? 781 00:51:02,358 --> 00:51:04,609 In Some Countries, Bald Is Considered Attractive. 782 00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:08,112 I Didn't Marry You For Your Looks Anyway. I Want A Divorce. 783 00:51:08,113 --> 00:51:11,116 Her And That Lowlife Appliance Salesman Aren't Getting A Dime! 784 00:51:11,617 --> 00:51:15,621 Excuse Me. I'm Sorry, Folks, But We're Very Late. 785 00:51:15,622 --> 00:51:19,625 I Had No Idea Your Job Was So Dangerous. Why Are We Running? 786 00:51:19,626 --> 00:51:22,127 How About Lunch? I'm Not Hungry. 787 00:51:22,128 --> 00:51:24,595 Good. 788 00:51:31,136 --> 00:51:34,139 - Fish Must Be So Happy. - They Must Be. 789 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,643 They Have Mating Rituals Like Italian Operas. 790 00:51:37,644 --> 00:51:40,646 I Hate To Leave. This Was Such A Great Idea. 791 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:43,649 Let's Call In Sick. Maggie Can Take My Classes. 792 00:51:44,149 --> 00:51:46,151 I Can't Call In Sick. Then Call In Well. 793 00:51:46,152 --> 00:51:48,153 Tell Your Boss It's Too Beautiful A Day... 794 00:51:48,654 --> 00:51:50,155 To Take Notes On Other People's Problems. 795 00:51:50,656 --> 00:51:53,158 I'll Call For You. You Want Me To? 796 00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:55,160 No, I'll Call For Myself. 797 00:51:59,164 --> 00:52:01,667 If The Lake Were To Swallow Me Up Right Now, 798 00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:04,670 I Would Die A Happy Man. 799 00:52:06,171 --> 00:52:08,674 It Has Been A Long Time Since I Have Been This Happy Too. 800 00:52:10,676 --> 00:52:12,177 Is It Just Me, 801 00:52:12,678 --> 00:52:15,681 Or Do You Also Have This Uncontrollable Desire... 802 00:52:15,682 --> 00:52:17,683 To Put Our Lips Together? 803 00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:23,187 We Can't. 804 00:52:23,188 --> 00:52:25,190 You're Right. We Can't. 805 00:52:26,692 --> 00:52:28,694 Why Can't We? 806 00:52:31,196 --> 00:52:33,699 Have You Ever Cheated On Tish? 807 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,700 Once, 808 00:52:35,701 --> 00:52:37,702 In Monopoly. 809 00:52:37,703 --> 00:52:40,706 I Stole All Her Good Properties While She Was Doing Her Nails. 810 00:52:41,707 --> 00:52:44,209 How About You? A Catholic Schoolgirl? 811 00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:46,211 Yeah. No. 812 00:52:48,213 --> 00:52:51,716 So What Will Happen To Us? 813 00:52:51,717 --> 00:52:55,220 Well, We Could Be Lovers Or We Could Be Friends. 814 00:52:55,221 --> 00:52:57,722 We Are Friends. 815 00:52:57,723 --> 00:53:01,226 If We Are Lovers, We Have To Lie. 816 00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:03,228 I Don't Think I Can Do That. 817 00:53:03,229 --> 00:53:06,230 Yeah, Me Either. 818 00:53:06,231 --> 00:53:09,234 Could We Make Love Once And Then Never See Each Other Again? 819 00:53:16,742 --> 00:53:21,746 Friends Then. Very Special Friends. 820 00:53:21,747 --> 00:53:24,248 Tom And Tish Will Be Insane With Jealousy. 821 00:53:24,249 --> 00:53:27,252 So What? Who Cares? We're Gonna Be Innocent. 822 00:53:28,754 --> 00:53:31,256 We'll Be This Great Couple. Years From Now, 823 00:53:31,257 --> 00:53:33,759 We'll Be In The Guinness Book Of Records. 824 00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:37,763 "Twenty Years," People Will Say, "And They Never Had Sex." 825 00:53:37,764 --> 00:53:40,265 "You're Kidding Me." "No, It's True." 826 00:53:40,266 --> 00:53:43,267 And All Those Years, 827 00:53:43,268 --> 00:53:45,737 I'll Be Dreaming Of Kissing You. 828 00:53:46,772 --> 00:53:49,775 With Tongue Or Without? 829 00:53:49,776 --> 00:53:52,778 How About Just One? 830 00:53:52,779 --> 00:53:55,780 Friends. Remember. 831 00:53:55,781 --> 00:53:58,282 What Do You Do On The Weekend? 832 00:53:58,283 --> 00:54:01,285 I Spend As Much Time As I Can With Chloe. 833 00:54:01,286 --> 00:54:03,288 Tom Loves To Go To Restaurants He Cannot Afford, 834 00:54:03,789 --> 00:54:06,792 Then Complains All Through Dinner. 835 00:54:06,793 --> 00:54:08,794 Bye. Bye. 836 00:54:10,295 --> 00:54:11,796 Hey! 837 00:54:11,797 --> 00:54:13,799 Let's Pretend To Meet At A Restaurant. 838 00:54:18,303 --> 00:54:20,806 - Saturday Night? - I'll Bring My Father. 839 00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:25,310 Mario's. 9:00. 840 00:54:28,947 --> 00:54:30,948 Did You Let It Breathe? 841 00:54:30,949 --> 00:54:32,951 Sir, I Personally Gave It Mouth-To-Mouth. 842 00:54:38,957 --> 00:54:40,958 Excellent. 843 00:54:40,959 --> 00:54:42,961 Does Anyone Ever Send It Back? 844 00:54:43,461 --> 00:54:44,963 Not The House Wine, Sir. 845 00:54:55,974 --> 00:54:58,475 Look Who's Here. 846 00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:02,480 Hey, Look Who's Here. What A Coincidence. Hi. 847 00:55:02,481 --> 00:55:05,983 Come Join Us. Yes, By All Means. 848 00:55:05,984 --> 00:55:08,486 Really? What Do You Think? That'd Be Fun. 849 00:55:08,487 --> 00:55:10,989 What Do You Say, Pop? That Would Be Great. 850 00:55:13,992 --> 00:55:15,994 I've Always Wanted To Come Here. 851 00:55:16,494 --> 00:55:18,496 What Are Those? Children's Portions? 852 00:55:18,497 --> 00:55:20,498 The Flowers Are Bigger Than The Food. 853 00:55:20,999 --> 00:55:23,000 Can We Get More Wine Over Here, Please? 854 00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:27,005 Look At All These Self-Satisfied Pigs Stuffing Themselves. 855 00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:29,007 - People Are Starving. - Mitch. 856 00:55:29,507 --> 00:55:32,009 I Wish Someone With An Uzi Would Walk In Here... 857 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,512 And Take All This Jewelry Everyone's Showing Off. 858 00:55:34,513 --> 00:55:38,515 They're Just Symbols Of A Sick Society. 859 00:55:38,516 --> 00:55:41,018 Hey, I Started Out Pumping Gas When I Was Your Age. 860 00:55:41,019 --> 00:55:45,023 Now I Own My Own String Of Stations. That Could Only Happen In This Society. 861 00:55:45,024 --> 00:55:47,024 Please Make Them Stop, Larry. 862 00:55:47,025 --> 00:55:50,028 I Think Everybody's Entitled To Their Own Opinion. Don't You, Edie? 863 00:55:50,029 --> 00:55:52,530 Yes. As Long As They Agree With Mine. 864 00:56:00,038 --> 00:56:02,039 So How Do You Like This Wine, Vince? 865 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,543 I'd Rather Have A Case Of The Clap Than A Case Of This Wine. 866 00:56:05,544 --> 00:56:09,046 Pop-- Boy. 867 00:56:09,047 --> 00:56:11,548 Jeez. See These Prices Here? 868 00:56:11,549 --> 00:56:15,303 I Think Phil Would've Wanted You To Take Us All To Dinner. 869 00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:19,057 I Think Phil Would Have Wanted You And Me To Split It. 870 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,312 - To Phil. - Yeah. 871 00:56:24,313 --> 00:56:26,439 To Phil. To Phil. 872 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,566 To Phil. To Phil. 873 00:56:33,571 --> 00:56:37,075 Excuse Me. 874 00:56:39,577 --> 00:56:41,578 - What's Wrong With Her? - I Don't Know. 875 00:56:41,579 --> 00:56:46,084 - She Went To The Ladies' Room. Let Me Go. - No, Mama. I'll Go. 876 00:56:57,595 --> 00:57:00,097 Tish? 877 00:57:00,098 --> 00:57:02,100 Open Up. Go Away. 878 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,601 Come On. Let Me In. 879 00:57:04,602 --> 00:57:07,105 Please, Leave Me Alone. 880 00:57:10,608 --> 00:57:12,609 Tish? 881 00:57:12,610 --> 00:57:16,114 You Bought Him Those Terrible Boxer Shorts, Didn't You? 882 00:57:16,115 --> 00:57:19,616 I Didn't Mean Anything By It. It Was Just A Joke. 883 00:57:19,617 --> 00:57:24,122 Tom Said You Were Having An Affair, But I Didn't Believe Him... 884 00:57:24,123 --> 00:57:27,125 Until I Saw The Way You Looked At Each Other. 885 00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:30,627 We're Not Having An Affair. 886 00:57:30,628 --> 00:57:34,132 We Have Been Playing A Little Game To Get Back At You And Tom. 887 00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:38,636 It's Just Gone Too Far. I'm Sorry. 888 00:57:38,637 --> 00:57:41,139 She's So Nice. 889 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:43,641 She's So Nice. 890 00:57:46,644 --> 00:57:49,646 Tish-- 891 00:57:49,647 --> 00:57:52,150 Go Get Us Some Ice Cream. But I Don't Want To Miss Anything. 892 00:57:52,151 --> 00:57:55,153 Ice Cream! Please Get Us Some Ice Cream, Mitchie. 893 00:57:55,154 --> 00:57:57,155 Don't Talk To Him Like That. 894 00:57:59,657 --> 00:58:02,160 Tish. Tish, Wait A Minute. 895 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,661 Son? What? 896 00:58:04,662 --> 00:58:07,664 Are You Bedding That Woman? Tish? 897 00:58:07,665 --> 00:58:10,668 Christ, Son, I Hope You're Bedding Your Own Wife. No, The Other One, Maria. 898 00:58:10,669 --> 00:58:13,171 No, Pop, I'm Not. You Sure As Hell Act Like It. 899 00:58:13,631 --> 00:58:16,634 Both Of You. Well, I'm Not. We're Just Friends. 900 00:58:16,635 --> 00:58:18,635 Well, Then, Get Your House In Order. 901 00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:21,638 Pop, If You Don't Stop Bossing People Around-- 902 00:58:21,639 --> 00:58:24,642 You Know That Tall Building Over There? It's Called The Hilton. 903 00:58:24,643 --> 00:58:27,644 Tish? 904 00:58:27,645 --> 00:58:30,648 Tish, Come On, Sweetheart. 905 00:58:31,149 --> 00:58:34,152 Tish, Come On. You're Making A Big Deal Out Of Nothing. 906 00:58:34,153 --> 00:58:36,653 Tish, Open Up. 907 00:58:36,654 --> 00:58:38,655 Come On, Sweetheart. 908 00:58:38,656 --> 00:58:41,659 You're Not Doing Anything Stupid In There, Are You? 909 00:58:43,161 --> 00:58:45,663 Hi. 910 00:58:47,665 --> 00:58:50,168 We Haven't Seen This Outfit For A While, Have We? 911 00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:56,174 You're Sure You Don't Want To Talk About This? Guess Not. 912 00:58:56,175 --> 00:59:00,678 Phil? God. 913 00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,181 What's Happening? 914 00:59:05,683 --> 00:59:07,684 What? 915 00:59:07,685 --> 00:59:10,188 Great. You Think I'm Too Young To Talk About Sex? 916 00:59:10,189 --> 00:59:12,690 Is That It? You Know, I've Had Sex. 917 00:59:12,691 --> 00:59:15,693 Yeah, Sure You Have. I Have. 918 00:59:15,694 --> 00:59:18,195 She Was 300 Pounds. 919 00:59:18,196 --> 00:59:23,201 And When I Was On Top Of Her, I Was So High My Arms And Legs Didn't Touch The Bed. 920 00:59:23,202 --> 00:59:26,704 And When She Breathed, I Flew Up And Down Like I Was On A Trampoline. 921 00:59:28,706 --> 00:59:31,208 Why The Hell Do You Make Up All This Nonsense? 922 00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:34,212 I'm A Multimedia Artist. That's What I Do-- I Make Up Nonsense. 923 00:59:40,218 --> 00:59:42,220 Do You Still Have Sex? 924 00:59:42,221 --> 00:59:44,721 Rarely. 925 00:59:44,722 --> 00:59:47,725 Do You Miss It? Yeah. God. 926 00:59:47,726 --> 00:59:50,728 Then Why Don't You Have It? 927 00:59:53,231 --> 00:59:55,733 I've Just Been Thinking The Same Thing. 928 01:00:11,249 --> 01:00:14,251 Smile. Good. 929 01:00:14,252 --> 01:00:18,756 Welcome To Weddingland. And Which Joyous Event Will You Be Attending? 930 01:00:18,757 --> 01:00:21,258 Kozinski. 931 01:00:21,259 --> 01:00:24,262 The Crystal Gazebo. A Right, Then A Left. 932 01:00:24,762 --> 01:00:26,764 Dusty, Will You Take Them? 933 01:00:28,766 --> 01:00:30,768 Where Is The Macintosh Wedding? Macintosh. 934 01:00:31,269 --> 01:00:33,271 The Pink Rose Chapel. 935 01:00:33,272 --> 01:00:35,272 ?? Isn't It Romantic?? 936 01:00:35,273 --> 01:00:38,776 ?? Music In The Night A Dream That Can Be Heard?? 937 01:00:39,277 --> 01:00:41,278 ?? Isn't It Romantic?? 938 01:00:41,279 --> 01:00:44,615 ?? Morning Shadows Write The Oldest Magic Word?? 939 01:00:44,616 --> 01:00:46,783 Dave, Give Me A Kiss. 940 01:00:49,788 --> 01:00:52,790 ?? In The Trees Above?? Hey, Get A Shot Of This. 941 01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:55,293 Let Me See The Gut. Let Me See The Gut. 942 01:00:55,294 --> 01:00:58,296 No X-Rated Pictures, You Bad Boy. 943 01:00:58,297 --> 01:01:01,298 Weddings Are Joyful Occasions. 944 01:01:01,299 --> 01:01:04,302 They're Pagan Rituals. He's Got It Under Control Here, Aunt Sofia. 945 01:01:04,802 --> 01:01:07,305 Dad, I Had The Shot And She's Stifling-- I Know. 946 01:01:07,306 --> 01:01:10,807 Edie. How Are You? 947 01:01:10,808 --> 01:01:12,810 Is That A Dress You Wear To A Wedding? 948 01:01:12,811 --> 01:01:15,313 I Made It. My Own Design. 949 01:01:15,314 --> 01:01:17,814 See You Later. Bye. 950 01:01:17,815 --> 01:01:20,818 That's A Dress You Wear To A Hooker's Wedding. 951 01:01:20,819 --> 01:01:23,321 Good To See You Again, Edie. Hi, Vince. 952 01:01:23,322 --> 01:01:26,574 Sofia. How Do You Do? 953 01:01:57,355 --> 01:01:59,357 Larry. Mr. D., How Are You? 954 01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,371 ??? A Time For Love? 955 01:02:14,372 --> 01:02:18,376 ?? Someday There Will Be?? 956 01:02:20,878 --> 01:02:24,882 The Music Is Too Loud. I Can't Talk Over It. 957 01:02:24,883 --> 01:02:27,635 ?? A Time When Dreams???? 958 01:02:27,636 --> 01:02:30,387 That Is A Beautiful Dress. 959 01:02:30,388 --> 01:02:34,392 Here's Looking At You, Kid. Weddings Really Turn Me On. 960 01:02:36,394 --> 01:02:38,729 Yeah. 961 01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:43,234 Music Going All The Time. Fantastic. I Can't Live Without Music. 962 01:02:43,235 --> 01:02:45,736 Look At Her. 963 01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:49,240 Look At Her. It's Not Enough She Killed The First One. 964 01:02:49,241 --> 01:02:52,744 Now She's Out To Kill The Brother Too. 965 01:02:52,745 --> 01:02:55,246 The Kiss Of Death. 966 01:02:56,748 --> 01:03:00,752 You're A Sight For Sore Eyes, You Know That, Don't You? 967 01:03:01,252 --> 01:03:04,756 I'm An Old, Lonely Woman. My Life Is Over. 968 01:03:04,757 --> 01:03:07,258 I Try To Be A Good Grandmother Now. 969 01:03:07,259 --> 01:03:09,760 I'm Thinking Of Making Jam. 970 01:03:09,761 --> 01:03:14,265 I Like Your Shoes. It Shows Off Your Bubble Gum Toes. 971 01:03:15,266 --> 01:03:17,267 What Was I Saying? 972 01:03:17,268 --> 01:03:20,221 Giving Me That Crap About Being Old. 973 01:03:22,774 --> 01:03:25,776 Ladies And Gentlemen, At This Time... 974 01:03:25,777 --> 01:03:29,280 We're So Happy To Bring Up To The Dance Floor For Their First Dance, 975 01:03:29,281 --> 01:03:33,283 Mr. And Mrs. Dean Kozinski. 976 01:03:33,284 --> 01:03:37,788 ?? See The Stone Set In Your Eyes?? 977 01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:42,293 ?? See The Thorn Twist In Your Side?? 978 01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:44,244 ?? I'll Wait?? 979 01:03:44,245 --> 01:03:46,798 Dance With Me. Sure. 980 01:03:46,799 --> 01:03:49,299 What? 981 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:52,303 Somebody Dance With Me. Sure, Yeah. 982 01:03:52,304 --> 01:03:54,806 Hey, What Are You Doing? 983 01:03:54,807 --> 01:03:56,807 Sh-- 984 01:03:56,808 --> 01:03:59,310 ?? And You Give?? 985 01:03:59,811 --> 01:04:02,312 ?? And You Give?? 986 01:04:02,313 --> 01:04:05,766 ?? And You Give Yourself Away?? 987 01:04:05,767 --> 01:04:08,820 ?? With Or Without You?? 988 01:04:10,321 --> 01:04:12,823 ?? With Or Without You?? 989 01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:18,829 ?? I Can't Live?? 990 01:04:18,830 --> 01:04:22,333 ?? With Or Without You?? 991 01:04:26,337 --> 01:04:28,840 Go Dance With Your Wife. 992 01:04:40,351 --> 01:04:44,856 ?? With Or Without You?? 993 01:04:45,356 --> 01:04:49,359 ?? With Or Without You?? 994 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,865 Why Don't We Go For A Walk??? I Can't Live?? 995 01:04:53,866 --> 01:04:57,368 ?? With Or Without You?? 996 01:04:58,870 --> 01:05:00,872 ?? With Or Without You???? 997 01:05:07,879 --> 01:05:10,381 The Marriage Business Is Sure Booming. 998 01:05:10,382 --> 01:05:13,384 Business Is Right. 999 01:05:21,392 --> 01:05:24,895 Would You And Your Wife Like A Piece Of Cake? Thank You. 1000 01:05:24,896 --> 01:05:29,400 But She's Not My Wife. In That Case, Can I Have Your Phone Number? 1001 01:05:29,401 --> 01:05:31,402 What Are You Doing? Congratulations. 1002 01:05:31,403 --> 01:05:33,404 Thank You. Kidding. 1003 01:05:34,906 --> 01:05:37,408 What Do You Think We Would Be Like As A Married Couple? 1004 01:05:37,409 --> 01:05:40,410 Horrendous, Awful. 1005 01:05:40,411 --> 01:05:42,914 Sure, At First You'd Find Me Witty, Charming. 1006 01:05:43,414 --> 01:05:46,416 Fall In Love With Those Cute Sounds I Make In The Morning. 1007 01:05:46,417 --> 01:05:50,421 But Then In About Three Months You'd Want To Smother Me With A Pillow 'Cause I Talk Too Much. 1008 01:05:50,422 --> 01:05:52,923 No. I Love Our Talks. 1009 01:05:52,924 --> 01:05:55,927 We Talk Now 'Cause We're Not Married. 1010 01:05:58,429 --> 01:06:00,932 They're In Love! They're Not In Love. 1011 01:06:00,933 --> 01:06:04,434 They Are. And It's Our Fault. 1012 01:06:04,435 --> 01:06:07,939 I'm Out. They're Not In Love. Here. 1013 01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:10,441 Have Some Of Mine. 1014 01:06:10,942 --> 01:06:13,444 Why Are You Being So Nice To Me? To Make Them Jealous, Right? 1015 01:06:13,445 --> 01:06:15,947 I've Always Been Nice To You. 1016 01:06:16,948 --> 01:06:20,951 Never. Then How Come You... Had Sex With Me? 1017 01:06:20,952 --> 01:06:24,956 'Cause I Thought You Were Intelligent And Going Somewhere With Your Life. Ha! 1018 01:06:24,957 --> 01:06:27,457 But I've Had Cause To Reconsider My First Opinion. 1019 01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,961 I'm Goin' Somewhere. You Think I'm Gonna Sell Subarus Forever. 1020 01:06:30,461 --> 01:06:32,963 Plus, I Have A Lot Of Deep Thoughts. 1021 01:06:32,964 --> 01:06:36,467 I Just Have A Hard Time Talkin' To Women. 1022 01:06:36,468 --> 01:06:38,469 You're Talking To Me. 1023 01:06:39,470 --> 01:06:42,473 You're Different. How? 1024 01:06:42,474 --> 01:06:44,976 I Don't Know. Different. 1025 01:06:44,977 --> 01:06:47,478 Different Than Maria. 1026 01:06:54,986 --> 01:06:57,989 Maria's... Too Good For Me. 1027 01:07:00,992 --> 01:07:05,997 You Know, If Larry Got A Good Job And Stopped Playing That Trumpet, I Could Be Happy! 1028 01:07:05,998 --> 01:07:08,499 And I Wouldn't Be Attracted To Someone Like You. 1029 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,951 What The Hell Does That Mean, Someone Like Me? 1030 01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:14,004 ?? Hi-Ho, The Derry-O The Bride Cuts The Cake?? 1031 01:07:14,005 --> 01:07:18,009 ?? The Bride Cuts The Cake The Bride Cuts The Cake???? 1032 01:07:18,010 --> 01:07:20,511 Hey, Where The Hell You Been? Where You Been? 1033 01:07:21,012 --> 01:07:23,013 Where The Hell's My Wife? Tom, You're Drunk. 1034 01:07:23,014 --> 01:07:25,516 Where's Maria? Have You Seen Her? Don't Worry About It. 1035 01:07:25,517 --> 01:07:28,269 Come Watch Them Cut The Cake. 1036 01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:31,022 That's An Idea. Stop Him. Stop Him. 1037 01:07:40,031 --> 01:07:44,034 Mama, The Cake! I Know. Hon, Don't-- 1038 01:07:44,035 --> 01:07:47,538 You Go Straight. Mama, Will You Open The Door? 1039 01:08:00,051 --> 01:08:04,055 Sweetheart, Are You Going To Be Sick Again? . 1040 01:08:04,056 --> 01:08:06,556 Lie Still, Dear. 1041 01:08:06,557 --> 01:08:08,558 I'll Get A Hefty Bag. 1042 01:08:08,559 --> 01:08:10,811 Can I Use A Phone To Call A Cab? 1043 01:08:10,812 --> 01:08:13,063 Don't Be Ridiculous. Take My Car. 1044 01:08:13,064 --> 01:08:16,067 I'll Stay Here Tonight. You Can Bring It Back Tomorrow... 1045 01:08:16,068 --> 01:08:18,069 With A Full Tank Of Gas. 1046 01:08:18,569 --> 01:08:22,573 I'll Bring It Back Tomorrow On One Condition-- Pick You Up To Have Dinner. 1047 01:08:22,574 --> 01:08:25,576 Vince, We Are Not Compatible. 1048 01:08:25,577 --> 01:08:28,079 Come On. Dinner. 1049 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,081 On Me. 1050 01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:35,585 All Right. You Made An Old Man Very Happy. 1051 01:08:35,586 --> 01:08:39,090 You Are Not So Old. Yeah, I Know, And I'm Not So Happy. 1052 01:08:55,606 --> 01:08:59,109 He'll Be Fine. 1053 01:08:59,110 --> 01:09:03,114 This Is So Crazy. We Haven't Done Anything. They Think We Have. 1054 01:09:12,123 --> 01:09:15,126 We Have To Stop. I Know. 1055 01:09:17,128 --> 01:09:19,129 It's So Unfair. 1056 01:09:19,130 --> 01:09:21,632 You've Become My Best Friend. 1057 01:09:25,636 --> 01:09:28,139 Don't You Know, Married Men And Women... 1058 01:09:28,639 --> 01:09:32,143 Are Only Allowed To Be Close Friends In Large Groups? 1059 01:09:35,646 --> 01:09:37,648 For Tish. 1060 01:09:46,908 --> 01:09:49,160 I'm Gonna Miss You. 1061 01:09:59,170 --> 01:10:02,173 Mitch, Don't Do That. It's So Cool. 1062 01:10:02,174 --> 01:10:05,426 Just Don't. Feeling Better? 1063 01:10:05,427 --> 01:10:08,679 Do You Want Me To Leave? 1064 01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:12,933 No. I Will If You Want Me To. 1065 01:10:12,934 --> 01:10:16,687 I've Always Liked You So Much. 1066 01:10:16,688 --> 01:10:18,689 I Like You Too. 1067 01:10:19,690 --> 01:10:23,060 I Was Almost Unfaithful To Your Father Once. 1068 01:10:23,061 --> 01:10:25,061 I Knew This Was Coming. 1069 01:10:25,062 --> 01:10:30,067 He Was A Barber. He Looked Just Like John Forsythe, Only Bald. 1070 01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,034 And Italian. 1071 01:10:32,035 --> 01:10:34,304 I'm Not Sleeping With Larry. 1072 01:10:34,305 --> 01:10:36,572 But You Are Thinking About It. 1073 01:10:36,573 --> 01:10:40,576 He Makes Me Feel Good. We Talk, We Walk, We Have Fun. 1074 01:10:40,577 --> 01:10:45,082 What's So Wrong? This Walk You Are Taking Is Right Into Quicksand. 1075 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:47,584 I Haven't Been Happy With Tom In A Long Time. 1076 01:10:47,585 --> 01:10:50,838 Who Says You Are Supposed To Be Happy? 1077 01:10:50,839 --> 01:10:54,091 Excuse Me. I Dare To Want To Be Happy. 1078 01:10:54,925 --> 01:10:58,595 As My Mother Used To Say-- 1079 01:11:01,598 --> 01:11:04,100 Why Always My Problems Have To Be Solved With Proverbs? 1080 01:11:04,101 --> 01:11:07,354 You Have A Nice Home, A Beautiful Child. An Unfaithful Husband. 1081 01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:10,606 That Doesn't Mean He Doesn't Love You. It Just Means He's Stupid. 1082 01:11:10,607 --> 01:11:15,112 I Think Tom, In His Own Way, Wanted To Get Caught Because He's Unhappy Too. 1083 01:11:15,113 --> 01:11:18,365 Maria, I Just Want To Ask You A Question... 1084 01:11:18,366 --> 01:11:21,617 And Then I'll Shut Up And Mind My Own Business. 1085 01:11:21,618 --> 01:11:26,123 Are You Really Ready To Change Your Entire Life And The Life Of Those Close To You... 1086 01:11:26,124 --> 01:11:28,125 For A Dance Teacher? 1087 01:11:29,626 --> 01:11:31,628 Until You Are Sure, 1088 01:11:32,129 --> 01:11:34,631 Don't Do Anything You'll Regret. 1089 01:12:25,682 --> 01:12:27,184 Sorry. 1090 01:13:00,717 --> 01:13:03,220 Don't Move! 1091 01:14:17,294 --> 01:14:18,795 Whoo! 1092 01:14:41,818 --> 01:14:44,320 Oak Lane? 1093 01:14:44,321 --> 01:14:46,822 'Round The Bend. 1094 01:14:46,823 --> 01:14:50,327 - Are You Happy? - About What? 1095 01:14:59,336 --> 01:15:02,339 Now, What We've Been Involved In Here In The Green... 1096 01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:05,841 Is To Try To Form And To Lay Out-- 1097 01:15:05,842 --> 01:15:09,846 Hello. We'd Like To Rent One Of Your Cottages, Please. 1098 01:15:09,847 --> 01:15:11,348 For How Long? 1099 01:15:13,850 --> 01:15:17,354 Just For The Afternoon. Thanks. 1100 01:15:19,856 --> 01:15:22,359 It's Nice. 1101 01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:42,879 The Fireplace Works. No Room Service, But The Cafe Off The Highway Delivers. 1102 01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:45,381 Menu's By The Phone. 1103 01:15:45,382 --> 01:15:48,385 And Yes, The Paintings Are For Sale. 1104 01:15:51,888 --> 01:15:54,891 Well, I Love It. 1105 01:15:57,394 --> 01:15:59,896 Nervous? 1106 01:16:00,397 --> 01:16:02,899 Me Too. 1107 01:16:15,412 --> 01:16:18,915 Shit. We Broke The Lamp. 1108 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,923 I Wanted To Do Something Like That My Entire Life. 1109 01:16:29,926 --> 01:16:32,929 Look. Your Lip's Bleeding. 1110 01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:36,933 I Bit My Lip. 1111 01:16:37,934 --> 01:16:39,936 Round Three? 1112 01:17:50,507 --> 01:17:53,008 What's This? 1113 01:17:53,009 --> 01:17:57,013 They're All Yours, Mitchie. I'm Goin' For The Real Thing. 1114 01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:01,400 ?? I'm A Love Man?? 1115 01:18:01,401 --> 01:18:03,652 Samurai Hairstylist. Yeah! 1116 01:18:05,154 --> 01:18:07,906 I Sure As Hell Hope You Know What You're Doing. 1117 01:18:07,907 --> 01:18:10,784 ?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man?? 1118 01:18:10,785 --> 01:18:13,662 I Don't Know Why I'm Letting You Do This. 1119 01:18:13,663 --> 01:18:15,663 ?? Six Feet, One Weigh 210?? 1120 01:18:15,664 --> 01:18:18,667 ?? Long Hair And Honey-Fair Skin?? 1121 01:18:18,668 --> 01:18:21,669 ?? Long Legs And I'm Outta Sight?? 1122 01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:24,673 ?? There Ain't No Doubt I Wanna Take You Out?? 1123 01:18:24,674 --> 01:18:26,674 ?? 'Cause I'm A Love Man?? 1124 01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:29,678 ?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man?? 1125 01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:34,633 ?? Make Love To You In The Morning, Girl?? 1126 01:18:34,634 --> 01:18:37,685 ?? Make Love To You At Night, Now?? 1127 01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:40,188 ?? Make Love To You When You Think About It?? 1128 01:18:40,189 --> 01:18:42,690 ?? I Wanna Make Sure Everything All Right?? 1129 01:18:42,691 --> 01:18:46,195 ?? 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Caus I'm A Love Man?? Yeah! 1130 01:18:46,196 --> 01:18:49,197 ?? Ooh, Baby, I'm A Love Man?? 1131 01:18:49,198 --> 01:18:51,200 ?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man?? 1132 01:18:51,201 --> 01:18:55,204 ?? Yeah, Yeah I'm The Love Man?? 1133 01:18:56,705 --> 01:19:00,208 ?? Six Feet, One Weigh 210?? 1134 01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:03,211 ?? Long Hair And Honey-Fair Skin?? 1135 01:19:03,212 --> 01:19:07,716 ?? I'm Long Legged And I'm Outta Sight???? 1136 01:19:07,717 --> 01:19:11,220 Mandarin Egg Rolls, Shrimp Cocktail, 1137 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,721 Turkey Club Sandwich... 1138 01:19:13,722 --> 01:19:16,224 And Lox With Scrambled Eggs. 1139 01:19:16,225 --> 01:19:18,227 And A Chocolate Cake. Yeah. 1140 01:19:18,228 --> 01:19:20,729 So What Do You Want? 1141 01:19:21,230 --> 01:19:23,732 French Fries. And French Fries, Please. 1142 01:19:23,733 --> 01:19:25,733 Lots Of Ketchup. Lots Of Ketchup. 1143 01:19:25,734 --> 01:19:29,238 And Wait. Do You Have Any Champagne? Yeah. 1144 01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:31,740 Great. And Please Hurry. 1145 01:19:31,741 --> 01:19:34,243 Thank-- Thank You. 1146 01:19:36,745 --> 01:19:40,248 That Was Quick. Yes? 1147 01:19:40,249 --> 01:19:43,752 It's The Maid. Would You Like The Bed Turned Down? 1148 01:19:43,753 --> 01:19:46,255 No Thank You. 1149 01:19:50,259 --> 01:19:52,261 I Better Call Home. 1150 01:19:52,262 --> 01:19:54,762 Closer. 1151 01:19:54,763 --> 01:19:56,765 Closer Still. 1152 01:19:58,767 --> 01:20:01,269 Closer Still. 1153 01:20:01,270 --> 01:20:03,772 Closer Still. 1154 01:20:03,773 --> 01:20:06,275 I'll Be With Her Till Tom Gets Home. 1155 01:20:06,276 --> 01:20:07,776 Don't Worry. Where Are You? 1156 01:20:09,278 --> 01:20:11,280 Can I Speak To Chloe, Mama? 1157 01:20:13,282 --> 01:20:15,784 Hi, Sweetheart. How Was School Today? 1158 01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:21,290 Leonard Pierson Scratched You. This Is Awful. 1159 01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:23,292 Are You All Right? 1160 01:20:24,793 --> 01:20:28,296 I'm Gonna Be Home A Little Late Tonight. 1161 01:20:28,297 --> 01:20:33,802 Why? Because I'm Seeing Some Friends, But I'll Be Home To Kiss You Good Night. 1162 01:20:36,305 --> 01:20:38,807 Be A Good Girl For Daddy. 1163 01:20:38,808 --> 01:20:40,809 I Love You. 1164 01:20:46,315 --> 01:20:48,317 I Had To Lie To My Daughter. 1165 01:21:49,378 --> 01:21:53,382 I'll Bet This One Is The First One She Ever Sold. 1166 01:21:53,383 --> 01:21:56,384 It's Late. 1167 01:21:56,385 --> 01:21:58,387 I'm Sorry I Fell Asleep. 1168 01:21:58,388 --> 01:22:01,389 I Fell Asleep Too. 1169 01:22:01,390 --> 01:22:05,894 Does Falling Asleep Mean We've Finally Gotten Each Other Out Of Our System? 1170 01:22:05,895 --> 01:22:09,898 No. It Means We Were Both Tired. 1171 01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:19,408 I'd Better Go. 1172 01:22:19,908 --> 01:22:21,410 I'll Call You Tomorrow. 1173 01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:51,999 Your Office Called. 1174 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:55,003 Because You Called In Sick, They Wanted To Know If You Were All Right. 1175 01:23:56,004 --> 01:23:58,507 Are You All Right? Tom. 1176 01:24:00,008 --> 01:24:04,012 If, I Hadn't Acted Like An Idiot, Would This Have Happened? 1177 01:24:04,013 --> 01:24:06,014 You Were Just Being You. 1178 01:24:09,518 --> 01:24:12,521 Sometimes A Man Thinks He Has To Prove Himself By Being With A Lot Of Women-- 1179 01:24:12,522 --> 01:24:16,525 Tom, If You're Gonna Tell Me About Your Infidelities, 1180 01:24:16,526 --> 01:24:18,527 I Will Have To Leave You Forever. 1181 01:24:29,538 --> 01:24:33,041 Chloe's Teacher Would Like To Talk To You. 1182 01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:44,553 Are You In Love With Him? 1183 01:24:48,557 --> 01:24:51,059 If I Am, I'll Get Over It. 1184 01:24:51,060 --> 01:24:53,061 Yeah. 1185 01:24:55,063 --> 01:24:57,065 We Were In Love Once Upon A Time. 1186 01:24:57,066 --> 01:24:59,067 We Got Over It. 1187 01:25:37,606 --> 01:25:40,107 Yeah. Yeah? 1188 01:25:40,108 --> 01:25:42,611 You Go Near My Wife Again... 1189 01:25:42,612 --> 01:25:45,113 And I'll Kill You. 1190 01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:59,628 Hey, Pop. What's The Matter? 1191 01:26:01,630 --> 01:26:04,633 My Brother Phil Just Called Me From The Grave. 1192 01:26:04,634 --> 01:26:07,636 Said To Stay Away From Edie Or He'd Kill Me. 1193 01:26:08,804 --> 01:26:11,306 You Were Dreaming, Pop. Nah. 1194 01:26:12,808 --> 01:26:15,060 She Doesn't Want Me Anyway. 1195 01:26:15,061 --> 01:26:17,312 Doesn't Think We're Compatible. 1196 01:26:17,813 --> 01:26:20,315 No, Don't Do That. Let Me Make You Breakfast. 1197 01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:30,325 - Hi. - I'm Not Leaving 'Cause I'm Angry Or Mad Or Anything. 1198 01:26:32,327 --> 01:26:34,830 I Want You To Be Free To Make Up Your Mind. 1199 01:26:34,831 --> 01:26:36,330 Where You Going? 1200 01:26:36,331 --> 01:26:41,336 My Mom's. I'll Have The Rest Of My Clothes Picked Up Later. 1201 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:44,840 Your Mother Gives You Hives. What Are You Doing? 1202 01:26:44,841 --> 01:26:47,843 Not This Time. It's Time I Face Up To Her. 1203 01:26:49,344 --> 01:26:51,846 See, I'm Not As Dumb As You Think. 1204 01:26:51,847 --> 01:26:53,848 I Think You're The Smartest Person Around Here. 1205 01:26:53,849 --> 01:26:56,351 Wait A Minute. Now Shouldn't We Be Talking About This? 1206 01:26:56,852 --> 01:26:59,855 No, I've Made Up My Mind. Well, At Least Let Me Help You Here. 1207 01:26:59,856 --> 01:27:01,857 You Can Help Me Get A Cab. 1208 01:27:06,862 --> 01:27:09,364 So How Did Your Big Date Go Last Night? 1209 01:27:11,366 --> 01:27:13,368 Can You Keep A Secret? 1210 01:27:13,369 --> 01:27:15,621 Yeah, Sure. 1211 01:27:15,622 --> 01:27:17,873 So Can I. 1212 01:27:24,379 --> 01:27:26,381 You-- 1213 01:27:29,384 --> 01:27:31,385 Mrs. Davidow. Hello? 1214 01:27:31,386 --> 01:27:33,888 Hello, Mrs. Hardy. Good Morning, Chloe. 1215 01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:38,894 Did You Want To Talk To Me? Would You Take Over For A While, Elaine? 1216 01:27:38,895 --> 01:27:41,897 I Am Concerned About Chloe's Arm. She Has A Scratch-- 1217 01:27:41,898 --> 01:27:44,900 Excuse Me! She Said That Leonard Pierson Did It To Her. 1218 01:27:44,901 --> 01:27:47,903 You Know, It's Time For Us To Do Some Serious Sharing... 1219 01:27:48,403 --> 01:27:50,906 And Interfacing About Chloe, Mrs. Hardy. 1220 01:27:50,907 --> 01:27:53,407 Can I Offer You A Cup Of Decaf? 1221 01:27:53,408 --> 01:27:55,910 So What Do You Think? Is This Beautiful? 1222 01:27:55,911 --> 01:27:58,412 Isn't It Great? Leather, The Whole Thing. 1223 01:27:58,413 --> 01:28:01,416 What Do You Say We Go For A Ride? I'll Go Grab The Keys. 1224 01:28:01,417 --> 01:28:03,919 Come On. I'll Get The Keys. I'll Be Right Back. 1225 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,422 This Is It. I Can Feel It. I Can Smell It. 1226 01:28:06,423 --> 01:28:08,923 I'm Taking Them For A Test Drive. I Know It. 1227 01:28:08,924 --> 01:28:11,876 I Sell This Beamer, I'm Off To Vegas. I Got 'Em. 1228 01:28:11,877 --> 01:28:13,428 I Got 'Em, Got 'Em, Got 'Em! 1229 01:28:18,433 --> 01:28:21,937 My God! My God! 1230 01:28:26,942 --> 01:28:30,946 Mel, Can You Open Up That Window? I Wanna Take The 750 For A Test Drive. 1231 01:28:30,947 --> 01:28:34,950 Can I Tantalize You With Something In The Meantime? I'm Here To See Tom. 1232 01:28:34,951 --> 01:28:36,952 A Mistake, But I'll Be Right Back. 1233 01:28:40,455 --> 01:28:42,958 Hi. 1234 01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:46,961 So, You're Finally Buying A Car. 1235 01:28:46,962 --> 01:28:50,464 Thinking About It. 1236 01:28:50,465 --> 01:28:54,469 I'll See You Later. Be Right Back. Got It Definitely Under Control. 1237 01:28:56,921 --> 01:28:59,474 I Left Larry. 1238 01:29:00,976 --> 01:29:06,981 Are You Crazy? You Stupid Shit! 1239 01:29:06,982 --> 01:29:10,434 That Was Really Great. It Was Great. 1240 01:29:10,435 --> 01:29:14,856 It Wasn'tsogreat. What Are You Talking About? It Was Great. 1241 01:29:14,857 --> 01:29:16,857 No, It Was Different. 1242 01:29:16,858 --> 01:29:20,612 Well, It's Different In A Bed. No. 1243 01:29:20,613 --> 01:29:24,366 It's Not The Bed. It's Different. 1244 01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:26,368 You're Different. 1245 01:29:28,870 --> 01:29:31,873 Well, It's Different Now That You're-- 1246 01:29:31,874 --> 01:29:34,376 Now That I'm What? 1247 01:29:34,377 --> 01:29:36,878 Now That You're, 1248 01:29:36,879 --> 01:29:39,381 On Your Own. 1249 01:29:39,382 --> 01:29:41,882 My God. 1250 01:29:41,883 --> 01:29:44,885 I Just Realized Something. 1251 01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:48,139 You're One Of Those Men Who Can Only Do This Because You're Married. 1252 01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:51,393 You're Not Interested In Anyone You'd Have To Have Responsibility To. 1253 01:29:51,394 --> 01:29:55,397 - Calm Down. - I'm Up For A New Position In The Fashion Office. 1254 01:29:55,398 --> 01:29:59,401 And I Took Time Out Today Because I Thought That Maybe You-- 1255 01:29:59,402 --> 01:30:02,403 - You Thought That Maybe I'd What? - Nothing. 1256 01:30:02,404 --> 01:30:05,907 There's A Run In My Pantyhose! What's The Matter With You? 1257 01:30:05,908 --> 01:30:08,577 I'm Being Tested And... 1258 01:30:08,578 --> 01:30:11,246 Punished For My Stupidity! 1259 01:30:11,247 --> 01:30:13,415 I Deserve This. 1260 01:30:25,427 --> 01:30:27,428 She Looks Much Better. 1261 01:30:27,429 --> 01:30:30,431 Hey, What A Great Surprise. 1262 01:30:30,432 --> 01:30:33,435 I Had No Idea How Much I Loved Sanding. 1263 01:30:33,935 --> 01:30:36,938 Is Sandpapering Going To Be Your Next Job? I Don't Think So. 1264 01:30:37,439 --> 01:30:42,444 I Was Thinking You And Me Ought To Open A Restaurant Someplace. 1265 01:30:42,445 --> 01:30:46,448 Why, Do You Cook? No, But I Do Dishes. 1266 01:30:47,949 --> 01:30:49,950 A Restaurant? Where? 1267 01:30:49,951 --> 01:30:55,457 Somewhere We Can Hang A Sign That Says "Gone Sailing" Anytime We Want. 1268 01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:58,460 And People Would Understand? Understand? Are You Kidding Me? 1269 01:30:58,461 --> 01:31:01,462 People Will Approve. 1270 01:31:01,463 --> 01:31:04,966 And What About Your Son, Wife? 1271 01:31:06,468 --> 01:31:09,971 Mitch Goes To Spend Next Term With His Mother In San Francisco, 1272 01:31:09,972 --> 01:31:11,972 Then College. 1273 01:31:11,973 --> 01:31:15,477 Tish-- I Don't Know What She Wants, But It Certainly Isn't Me. 1274 01:31:21,483 --> 01:31:23,485 It Must Be Beautiful Out There. 1275 01:31:27,489 --> 01:31:30,492 Does That Mean You're Gonna Come Along? 1276 01:31:33,495 --> 01:31:35,997 Chloe Has Been Lying... 1277 01:31:35,998 --> 01:31:38,500 About A Boy Attacking Her, 1278 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,002 When Actually She Has Been Beating On Him. 1279 01:31:42,504 --> 01:31:46,508 The Teacher Thinks She Is Acting Out Her Anger Towards Tom. 1280 01:31:49,010 --> 01:31:52,514 The Other Day She Put A Cat In The School Dryer. 1281 01:31:55,016 --> 01:32:00,021 The Teacher Thinks It Is 'Cause She Doesn't Get Enough Attention... 1282 01:32:00,022 --> 01:32:02,022 'Cause... 1283 01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:04,776 I'm Not Doing A Good Enough Job. 1284 01:32:04,777 --> 01:32:07,529 No. Now Kids Go Through Stages. 1285 01:32:15,537 --> 01:32:17,539 My Husband And My Daughter Need Me. 1286 01:32:23,044 --> 01:32:25,546 And Us? 1287 01:32:25,547 --> 01:32:28,048 "Us"? 1288 01:32:28,049 --> 01:32:31,553 Well, We Do What Generally People Do. 1289 01:32:34,055 --> 01:32:36,558 Go On With Their Lives. 1290 01:32:40,061 --> 01:32:43,064 Maybe People Aren't Supposed To Be Happy. 1291 01:32:43,565 --> 01:32:45,567 No, I Don't Believe That. 1292 01:32:51,072 --> 01:32:54,576 I Came To Say Good-Bye. I Know. 1293 01:32:55,577 --> 01:32:57,579 Have You Been Crying? 1294 01:33:00,081 --> 01:33:02,083 I Have. 1295 01:33:03,084 --> 01:33:05,587 I Have Been Crying A Lot Lately. 1296 01:33:08,089 --> 01:33:11,092 Making Up For All These Years I Didn't. 1297 01:33:16,598 --> 01:33:18,600 I'm Fine. 1298 01:33:20,101 --> 01:33:23,605 You Know, I'm Only Sorry We Never Had A Chance To Dance. 1299 01:33:38,119 --> 01:33:41,289 You All Gotta Be Crazy! Pop, Please, I Got Enough Problems. 1300 01:33:41,290 --> 01:33:44,459 Go Home. I'll Call You. Larry, Listen To Me For Once. 1301 01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:48,713 If You Love That Woman The Way I Think You Do, Sometimes You Gotta Fight To The Death. 1302 01:33:48,714 --> 01:33:52,467 I'm Familiar With This Philosophy. I Believe It Was Attila The Hun Said It First. 1303 01:33:52,967 --> 01:33:57,472 Listen To What Your Father, Vincent Kozinski, Is Saying First, Last And Always. 1304 01:33:57,473 --> 01:34:00,474 You've Got Only One Life To Live. 1305 01:34:00,475 --> 01:34:03,978 You Can Either Make It Chicken Shit Or Chicken Salad. 1306 01:34:20,495 --> 01:34:24,499 Good Chops. I'm Glad You Like Them. 1307 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,252 My Favorite. I Know. 1308 01:34:27,253 --> 01:34:30,004 Thanks. You're Welcome. 1309 01:34:37,011 --> 01:34:39,013 Maybe, 1310 01:34:41,015 --> 01:34:43,017 We Can Make Love Later. 1311 01:34:45,019 --> 01:34:47,021 Good. 1312 01:36:32,627 --> 01:36:34,128 Thank You. 1313 01:37:37,692 --> 01:37:41,696 Phil Always Said There Was A Future In Garbage. I Just Never Thought It'd Be My Future. 1314 01:37:41,697 --> 01:37:45,199 You Were Very Generous In Your Business Dealings. Very Generous. 1315 01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:49,202 Don't Let It Get Around. You Are Not Such A Tough Guy. 1316 01:37:49,203 --> 01:37:53,207 No. Tough Guy Might Have Made A Pass At You. But Not You. 1317 01:37:53,208 --> 01:37:57,211 No? I'd Say, "I Got This Big Empty House In The Country. 1318 01:37:57,212 --> 01:38:00,214 Come And Visit Me And We Can Celebrate." 1319 01:38:00,215 --> 01:38:03,217 I'd Say, "I Am Too Old For Traveling." 1320 01:38:15,730 --> 01:38:17,732 I Love You, Edie. 1321 01:38:18,733 --> 01:38:21,235 My God. 1322 01:38:37,752 --> 01:38:42,757 All Right, All Right. Poor Baby. Poor Angel. 1323 01:38:42,758 --> 01:38:45,760 Okay, Okay, Okay. 1324 01:38:47,261 --> 01:38:49,262 You Still Wanna Kill People? 1325 01:38:49,263 --> 01:38:51,765 No, They're Too Stupid. You're Telling Me. 1326 01:38:51,766 --> 01:38:55,770 Your Grandfather's About To Marry The Bermuda Triangle. 1327 01:39:02,276 --> 01:39:04,779 That's Very Good. Very Good. 1328 01:39:06,781 --> 01:39:08,282 God Bless. 1329 01:39:11,285 --> 01:39:13,287 Hi, Vince. 1330 01:39:14,789 --> 01:39:16,790 Father. Pleasure. 1331 01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:19,794 - You Know My Son, I'm Sure. - Nice To See You Again. 1332 01:39:22,797 --> 01:39:25,298 Hi. Hi. 1333 01:39:25,299 --> 01:39:28,302 You're Late. You've Met Cathy, Haven't You? 1334 01:39:28,303 --> 01:39:31,305 Cathy, This Is Tish. Tish, This Is Cathy. Hi. 1335 01:39:31,306 --> 01:39:33,307 It's Nice To Meet You. 1336 01:39:34,809 --> 01:39:36,310 What? What? 1337 01:39:36,311 --> 01:39:38,312 Start! Start! 1338 01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:49,073 It's Too Late. I Did It. 1339 01:39:49,074 --> 01:39:51,826 Look At Those Kids-- Cute. 1340 01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:28,829 Here We Go. 1341 01:40:56,891 --> 01:41:01,896 Vincent, Will You Take This Woman To Be Your Wife? 1342 01:41:01,897 --> 01:41:04,398 - Yeah. Can I Kiss Her? - Not Yet. 1343 01:41:04,399 --> 01:41:06,900 Say "I Will." I Will. 1344 01:41:06,901 --> 01:41:10,404 Edie, Will You Take This Man To Be Your Husband? 1345 01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:13,406 I Will. 1346 01:41:13,407 --> 01:41:15,910 Vincent And Edie, You Have Made This Solemn Covenant... 1347 01:41:15,911 --> 01:41:19,913 Of Marriage Before God And This Company. 1348 01:41:19,914 --> 01:41:24,418 Always Follow Your Bliss. Always Follow What Your Heart Says. 1349 01:41:24,419 --> 01:41:28,388 I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife. 1350 01:41:28,389 --> 01:41:31,425 You May Kiss The Bride. 1351 01:41:41,936 --> 01:41:45,755 At This Point, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Need A Volunteer From The Audience. 1352 01:41:45,756 --> 01:41:49,575 - Somebody Who Wouldn't Mind Lending Us A Hand... - Me. Sit, Sit, Sit. 1353 01:41:49,576 --> 01:41:51,577 Or Perhaps His Whole Body. 1354 01:41:52,078 --> 01:41:55,581 I Think We Have One Here. How Are You, Sir? What's Your Name? 1355 01:41:55,582 --> 01:41:58,083 Hi. How Are You? 1356 01:41:58,084 --> 01:42:00,586 Stan, We're Going To Ask You To Remove Your Jacket. 1357 01:42:00,587 --> 01:42:02,587 And Michelle Will Help You Off With It There. 1358 01:42:02,588 --> 01:42:06,592 Another Girl In Here? Try Not To Be Funnier Than The Magician, Stan. 1359 01:42:07,093 --> 01:42:09,094 Just Lie Down. Make Yourself Comfortable. 1360 01:42:09,095 --> 01:42:12,098 - We Don't Have To Stay Here Long. - I'm Fine. 1361 01:42:12,099 --> 01:42:15,100 But I Don't Want You To Feel Uncomfortable. 1362 01:42:15,101 --> 01:42:18,104 Why Would I Feel Uncomfortable? I'm Not If You're Not. 1363 01:42:18,105 --> 01:42:20,356 Okay. 1364 01:42:20,357 --> 01:42:22,607 And-- 1365 01:42:22,608 --> 01:42:24,835 Easy, Boy. Okay, Here We Go. 1366 01:42:24,836 --> 01:42:27,061 Ready? That's Good. 1367 01:42:27,062 --> 01:42:29,115 Congratulations On Your Promotion. 1368 01:42:29,615 --> 01:42:32,118 It Agrees With You. You've Never Looked More Beautiful. 1369 01:42:32,119 --> 01:42:34,619 Thank You. I've Redone The Apartment. 1370 01:42:34,620 --> 01:42:37,123 It's Sort Of Postmodern Meets The Jetsons. 1371 01:42:37,623 --> 01:42:40,626 You Should Come And See It Sometime. I Will. I Will. 1372 01:42:40,627 --> 01:42:43,129 I'm Good Now. I'm Good. 1373 01:42:43,130 --> 01:42:45,131 And Don't Go Away. 1374 01:42:47,633 --> 01:42:49,635 - You Want A Drink? - No Thank You. 1375 01:42:50,136 --> 01:42:52,138 I'm Gonna Get A Drink. 1376 01:42:53,639 --> 01:42:57,143 We're Going To Show You Something Really Puzzling. 1377 01:43:03,149 --> 01:43:06,652 I'm Sorry. Larry, Do You Know Why I Married You? 1378 01:43:06,653 --> 01:43:08,654 My Money? 1379 01:43:09,155 --> 01:43:13,159 Your Eyes. I Thought A Man With Your Eyes Would Never Hurt A Woman. 1380 01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:15,161 Have I? 1381 01:43:16,662 --> 01:43:18,664 No. 1382 01:43:20,166 --> 01:43:22,168 Good Luck, Larry. 1383 01:43:22,169 --> 01:43:24,170 Thank You. 1384 01:43:33,179 --> 01:43:37,183 Now, Stan, What We're Going To Do Is Introduce You To A Little Friend Of Mine, 1385 01:43:37,184 --> 01:43:40,185 Sammy The Saw. 1386 01:43:40,186 --> 01:43:44,190 You Wanna Go Home? Good. Let's Talk To Daddy. We'll Go Home, Okay? 1387 01:43:44,191 --> 01:43:47,693 He Didn't Have That Much To Begin With. 1388 01:43:54,149 --> 01:43:57,203 You Know, I Came This Close To Having Her. 1389 01:44:04,711 --> 01:44:06,711 Ready? 1390 01:44:12,218 --> 01:44:14,219 That Was Fantastic. But We're Not Finished Yet. 1391 01:44:14,220 --> 01:44:19,225 Put Him Together Later On. I Wanna Dance With My Wife. Give Us A Waltz. 1392 01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:56,762 They Look So Sweet. 1393 01:45:23,789 --> 01:45:25,741 Hi. 1394 01:45:26,792 --> 01:45:28,293 Hi. 1395 01:45:28,294 --> 01:45:30,796 Tell Your Story Walking, Larry. 1396 01:45:33,799 --> 01:45:36,250 Maria, Would You Dance With Me? 1397 01:45:36,251 --> 01:45:40,806 No, She Won't. Please, Tom. Larry, No. 1398 01:45:42,308 --> 01:45:45,310 Well, Then How 'Bout Spending The Rest Of Your Life With Me? 1399 01:45:45,311 --> 01:45:49,765 - What Are You Talking About? - I Haven't Hit Another Human Since The Eighth Grade, 1400 01:45:49,766 --> 01:45:51,817 But If You Wanna Fight, I Will Fight. 1401 01:45:51,818 --> 01:45:53,318 Please, Please. Fine. 1402 01:45:53,319 --> 01:45:56,321 - Hmph! - What's Going On Here? 1403 01:45:56,322 --> 01:46:00,326 Pop, Please, Will You? I'm Trying To Make Chicken Salad Out Of Chicken Shit Here. 1404 01:46:00,327 --> 01:46:03,328 Maria, Everyone Is Looking. 1405 01:46:03,329 --> 01:46:07,333 Wait A Minute. I've Kept My Part Of The Bargain For Chloe's Sake. 1406 01:46:07,334 --> 01:46:09,835 Maybe Chloe Deserves More Than A Bargain, Tom. 1407 01:46:11,837 --> 01:46:15,341 You Come And Get In The Car With Me Right Now Or I'm Leaving You For Good. 1408 01:46:31,857 --> 01:46:33,859 Larry Kozinski, I Would Love To Dance With You. 1409 01:47:26,912 --> 01:47:30,416 Dance! Please, Everybody Dance! Dance! 1410 01:47:30,417 --> 01:47:32,918 I'm Taking My Present Back. 1411 01:48:10,456 --> 01:48:12,958 Yoo-Hoo. 1412 01:48:22,468 --> 01:48:24,469 Mitch. Come On, Mitch. 1413 01:48:24,470 --> 01:48:26,471 Here We Go. Mitch, Come On. 1414 01:48:26,472 --> 01:48:29,475 Come On, Quick. We're Gonna Leave. Come On, Please. 1415 01:48:29,476 --> 01:48:32,978 Come On, Mitch. Hurry Up. Mitch. 1416 01:48:33,479 --> 01:48:37,431 No, Dad. Dad, Stop It. 1417 01:48:37,432 --> 01:48:40,986 What Are You Doing? What Are You Doing? Come On. 106844

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