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Come On, Honey. Give Daddy The Blanket.
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Listen, This Is Gonna Be A Real Fun Party With Lots Of Cake And Ice Cream,
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But Little Girls With Wet Blankets Can't Go.
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Now, Give It To Daddy.
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Leave The Blanket Here, I'll Advance All Your Allowance Till You're 40.
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Fair Enough?
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There Is No Way That That Blanket Is Going In This Car.
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- Mom! - No, No, No. Not This Time.
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This Is A Brand New $25,000...
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Bmw 325 E5 With Leather Interior.
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Tom, It's Just A Car.
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Come On. I Just Armor - Alled The Seats.
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Got Any Eights?
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Go Fish.
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Why Does It Always Take Her So Long?
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Just Think Of Her As A Work In Progress.
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Do I Look All Right?
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Do Stars Twinkle? Come On, Sweetheart. Your Bike Awaits.
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Have You Ever Tried To Put Pantyhose On With Wet Nails?
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It's A Bitch. I Forgot My Sample Case.
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Come On, Tish. We're Gonna Be Late. Wearelate.
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Be Careful.
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Get Out Of The Road, Ya--
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Be Careful, Tom!
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Yea!
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Come On!
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Congratulations, Mama.
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Wasn't It A Beautiful Ceremony?
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Beautiful.
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No! It Means Fertility.
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God Forbid.
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?? The-The-The-The Bamba??
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?? The-The-The-The Bamba??
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?? This Great Song With Its Wonderful Rhythm??
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?? It's A Wonderful Rhythm And You Can Feel It??
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?? You Know What I'm Saying??
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?? Yes, You Know What I'm Saying Come On And Dance??
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?? Come On And Dance Come On And Dance??
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?? When The Stars Meet The Heavens??
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?? When The Stars Meet The Heavens The Sky Will Shine??
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?? The Whole Night Long The Sky Will Shine????
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Bad Tits.
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No Ass.
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So, Tom, You Still Selling Subarus?
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How Many Times I Got To Tell You, Kirby? I Sell Bmws.
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I Just Happen To Work Out Of A Subaru Showroom.
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Look At Her. What A Pig.
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Here We Are, Safe And Sound.
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Aah! I Know, I Know. We Got To Get A Car.
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It's On My List.
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I Dried My Hair In Front Of The Tv,
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And It's Full Of Electricity.
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Mitch, Please Stop.
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Mitch, Don't Do That. Come On.
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Wait. Your Cousins Toby And Mary-- Do They Have A Boy Or A Girl?
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One Or The Other.
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Brava! Brava! Go!
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Congratulations To The Bride And Groom.
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Many Happy Years Together.
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Jesus, Who Is That?
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You Take Away The Clothes And The Makeup, What Do You Got?
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A Gorgeous Naked Woman.
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Larry! Congratulations, Uncle Phil.
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Isn't She Something?
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Edie, If You Are Half As Wonderful As My Uncle Says,
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I Want You To Leave Him Right Now-- I'm Gonna Marry You.
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- This Is Larry's Beautiful Wife, Tish. - Congratulations.
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And This Monster Here Is Mitchie.
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Hey, Easy On The Mousse, Uncle Phil.
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Hi, Mitch. This Is For You.
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You Coming To Work For Me, You Son Of A Gun?
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I Told You, Uncle Phil. I Just Don't See An Intellectual...
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Albeit Muscular Guy Like Myself Working In A Junkyard.
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Larry, Believe Me, There's A Future In Garbage.
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By The Year 2000, There's Gonna Be No Place Left For Human Refuse.
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Get In While The Market's Still Open.
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Don't Say Nothing. Sleep On It. No, No.
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We'll Talk, Okay? It's On My List, Uncle Phil.
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On Your List? I Got Your List. It's On My List, I Swear To God.
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I Would Like To Make-- Attention, Please. Attention.
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I Want To Make A Toast To This Lovely Young Couple.
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Most Of Us Find Love...
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Once In A Lifetime, If We're Lucky.
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But For These Two To Find Love Again, Later In Life--
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So Edie.
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On Behalf Of My Whole Family, We Are Grateful,
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Because My Uncle Phil, While Being One Of The Great Men In Garbage,
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Has Not Always Been So Keen On Personal Hygiene.
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But That Is Until He Met You.
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So, I Will Now Disrobe...
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And Play A Celtic Classic Ballad...
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On My Love Flute.
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Shut Up! -
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My Nephew Larry's Making A Toast.
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Thank You, Uncle Phil.
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Even The Band Stopped. Well, I Was--
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Excuse Me Here-- I Was Just,
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Trying To Make A Toast Here.
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I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Was, This,
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This Occasion's More Than A Wedding.
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It's A-- Well, It's A Love Story.
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It's-- I'm Dying Here.
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It's The Story--
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?? It's The Story Of A Lovely Lady??
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?? Who Was Living-- Had Three Lovely Girls, Sisters??
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???? ?? Each Of Them Had Hair Like Their Mother??
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What's The Real Color Of Her Hair Anyway?
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Make Up Your Own Verse!
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?? It's The Story Of Phil Kozinski??
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?? Who Was Living In A Garbage Dump Alone????
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Anyway, Anyway--
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Anyway, To Life, To Love,
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To Phil And Edie. To Phil And Edie.
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Larry, I'm Touched.
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Such A Wonderful Nephew.
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Such A Wonderful Bride. I Don't Deserve Her.
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- You're Right, You Bastard! - Hey, You Don't Like It,
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Kiss Me Where The Sun Don't Shine!
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Yeah? Where's That? I'll Show You Where!
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It's All Mine!
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My Brother Angelo Just Rolled Over In His Grave.
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- You're Crazy! - Crazy With Love!
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Right Leg!?? You Put Your Right Leg In You Put Your Right Leg Out??
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?? You Put Your Right Leg In??
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?? And Shake It All About??
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?? Do The Hokey Pokey And Turn Yourself Around??
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?? That's What It's All About??
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Now, All Of These Products Are Natural,
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And They're Coordinated To Go With Your Individual Coloring.
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You're A Fall-- Soft Ambers And Magenta.
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And You're A Summer-- Yellows And Blues.
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And You, You're A Spring. You Should Be In Pink.
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Darling, I'm A Widow. Thirty Years, And I Only Wear Black.
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And On You, It Works. Classic.
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?? Turn Yourself Around That's What It's All About??
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Look At Her. Look At Her.
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She Buried My Brother Only Five Years Ago.
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Look At Her. She Killed Him. What?
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She Killed Him By Putting Butter In His Food All The Time.
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Listen To Me, Kevin. I'm Telling You, I Got A Problem With This.
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You Told Me. Now's Not The Time. You Canceled The Check.
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You Didn't Fix The Car. What, It's My Fault It Broke Down?
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Tom, It Broke Down On The Way Home.
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Hey! You Owe Me Money. You Owe Me A Car!
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You're A Goddamn Liar. Shithead! You're A Cheat!
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Come On! Come On! Take It Easy.
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Relax! Relax! Just Relax!
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- Take It Easy. - Your Cousin's An Asshole.
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Hey, Just Take It Easy. Get Some Help, Tom.
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I'm So-- I'm Sorry.
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Up Close, She Doesn't Look So Young.
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Wait. You're Actually Telling Me That Your Parents Let You Come Here Today,
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And They Never Warned You About The Wedding Killer?
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No. Okay.
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You See, There's This Guy-- Fred, I Think His Name Is--
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And-- And His Girlfriend Walked Out On Him, Okay?
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And On The Day Of Her Wedding To This Other Guy,
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Fred Showed Up,
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And He Had A Machete, And He Chopped Her Head Off.
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Eww! - There Was Blood Everywhere.
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Then He Sliced The Groom's Guts Open...
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Right Down The Middle, And This Stuff Spilled Out That Looked Like Spaghetti.
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Eww!
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And Then He Ripped Her Heart Out While It Was Still Beating, And He Ate It.
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Wait, Wait, Wait.
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And Now, He Goes From Wedding To Wedding,
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Macheteing Up Everybody Into Little Pieces.
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- Kids Too? - Especially Kids.
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- It's Time To Go, Kids. -
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How Sweet Of You To Tell Them Stories, Mitch.
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There's Nothing To It.
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Come On, Children. Children, Outside.
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Bye-Bye! Whoo!
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Bye-Bye!
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Bye-Bye!
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Bye-Bye! Send A Card!
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Okay, I'll Call You.
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Dad, I Can't Find Her Anywhere,
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And I Got Plans Tonight.
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Harry? Yeah?
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Harry, Can You Give My Kid A Lift Home? Come Along, Mitch.
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Great. Thanks. Hey, As Dads Go, You're Okay.
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Home By 10:00.
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Mitch, Home By 10:00.
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Bye. No More?
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She's Going To Come Back Soon. She's On A Honeymoon.
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I Don't Know Where He Went. I Don't Understand.
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Hi. Hi.
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I Seem To Have Lost My Mate. Me Too.
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I Was Sure I Came In With One.
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Nice Wedding.
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I'm Phil's Nephew. I Know. I'm Edie's--
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I Know. Larry.
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I'm Maria. Chloe. Hi, Chloe.
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Are You Cold, Sweetheart? Yeah.
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Well, Why Don't We Go Inside.
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Yes, That's A Good Idea.
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You Should Be A Singer. Thanks. I'll Try.
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Your Wife Is Very Beautiful.
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Have You Been Married Long? A Couple Of Years. You?
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Almost 11. Ooh!
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We Were Married Young.
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Work? Yes. He Sells Cars. Subarus.
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No. Do You Work? Me?
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Yes. I'm A Legal Secretary.
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And You?
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I Teach Ballroom Dancing.
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Really?
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Would You Have Been More Impressed If I Said I Was A Securities Analyst?
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Because My First Wife Was. My Father, However, Was More Impressed...
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When I Was A Real Estate Broker.
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My First Wife's Friends Liked That Too.
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Everybody Was Impressed But Me.
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And You Play The Piano Too. No.
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Trumpet.
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Are You Really A Dance Teacher?
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Here You Go. This...
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Entitles You To One Free Lesson.
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I'm Not A Very Good Dancer. That's Okay.
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I'm Not A Very Good Teacher.
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Well, I Bet I Know Somebody Who Would Like To Dance.
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You're So Light.
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You're Very Good With Children.
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Well, My Job Gives Me A Lot Of Time To Spend With My Son.
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The One With The Video Camera?
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You Know, My Mother And Phil, They Are So Sweet.
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I Felt Like Crying, But I Couldn't.
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I Never Can.
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Why Am I Telling You This?
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People Tell Dance Teachers Things.
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Thank You, Madam. That Was Lovely.
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Nobody Told Me Anything When I Was In Securities.
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How Many Jobs Did You Have? I Don't Know. A Lot.
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I Change Every Two Or Three Years.????
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If It Looks Like I Might Be Successful, I Move On.
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You Don't Want To Be Successful? I Want To Be Happy.
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Hey, We're Getting Personal Here.
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You're Learning All My Secrets, And I Don't Know The First Thing About You.
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Not An Interesting Person.
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Christ, You-- How You Doin'? You Will Not Believe What Happened To Us.
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The Goddamn Car Broke Down. Where Is Everybody?
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Jesus, I Didn't Know It Was This Late. Are You Okay?
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Tom Was Just Giving Me A Test Drive In His Car.
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We Lost Track Of Time. Tom Sells Bmws.
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- I Thought They Were Subarus. - I Understand You're In The Market For A New Car.
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We Are, Aren't We, Honey?
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Your Wife And I Have Been Talking About Putting A Set Of Wheels Under You...
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At A Price You Can Afford.
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Not Just Any Set Of Wheels. Bavarian Motor Works.
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I Think A Bmw Is A Little Out Of Our Range.
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Besides, They're Breaking Down All The Time.
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So Anyway, As Soon As She Said...
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They Were Thinking Of Buying A Car, I Knew It.
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If I Could Get Her Behind The Wheel, Bingo.
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Sale, Commission, Full Sticker Price.
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Then The Car Breaks Down.
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That's The Thing In Sales. You Have To Concentrate On The Woman.
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Women Always Liked You, Tom.
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You Believe Me, Don't You?
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Why Shouldn't I? You're My Husband.
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Phil's Worth A Lot Of Money.
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You Really Should Take Him Up On His Offer.
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You're Great At Collecting Junk.
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You'd Wind Up Running The Company.
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My Psychic, Mrs. Wong,
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Is Encouraging Me To Express Myself.
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She Says A Lot Of Attractive Women Get Depressed...
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Because They Think People See Nothing But Their Looks.
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She Thinks I Have Sensitivity And Talent, Larry.
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She Says That.
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Mrs. Wong Is "Wight."
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I Should Tell You That More Often. I'm Sorry.
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Would You Still Slay A Dragon For Me?
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Maybe A Baby Dragon.
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Mrs. Wong Gave Me A Self-Improvement Tape. Would You Like To Hear It?
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Not Right Now.
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Larry?
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I Wouldn't Hurt You For Anything. You Know That, Don't You?
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Why Would You Say That?
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Will You Dance With Me? We Never Dance Anymore.
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Hey, Mitch.
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???? ?? One, Two, Three, Four Sunday, Monday, Happy Days??
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?? Tuesday, Wednesday???? Happy Days??
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?? Thursday, Friday???? Happy Days??
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?? Saturday What A Day???? Whoa. I Forgot To Tell You.
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Remember The Guy On The News Who Listened To Ozzy Osbourne So Much...
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That His Parents Sued Because He Became A Mass Murderer?
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Well, Aunt Irene Told Me Today...
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She's Thinking Of Suing Now Because Cousin Donald...
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Listened To Barry Manilow Over And Over,
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And He Became A Florist.
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Aah!
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That Bad? What's Up?
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It's The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle, Isn't It?
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Shut Up.
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The Blonde Whose Initials Are On Your Vans?
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Shut Up.
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When I Watch You Play Soccer And The Guys Go For Gatorade At The Break,
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You Go And Talk To The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle.
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- I Said Shut Up! You're Not My Mother. - Mitch--
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I'm Just Trying To Help, Mitchie. I Could Give You The Girl's Point Of View.
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Tish, Kiss My Squirrel! Hey, Hey!
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We Will Have No Squirrel Kissing Here Tonight.
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Well, I Was Just Trying To Help.
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I Think I Should Spend A Little Time With Mitchie Alone.
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"Kiss My Squirrel"?
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Hey, Come On.
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What's Wrong-- That's Very Nice.
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Go Apologize To Tish. Go. Get Out Of Here.
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Repeat Several Times A Day,
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"I Approve...
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"Of Myself.
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"I Approve...
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Of Myself."
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You're Not Throwing It Quite Hard Enough.
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I Hate Leonard Pierson. Who?
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Leonard Pierson-- In My Class.
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He Follows Me Around All The Time.
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But You Shouldn't Hate Anybody, Chloe.
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He Tells Everyone He Loves Me.
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That Is Sweet. You Be Sweet To Him, Okay?
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Bye. Bye, Mom.
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- Leonard! - Aah!
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Hi, Tom. Bernadette--
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Look, I'm Sorry, But We Have To Stop Seeing Each Other.
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What? It's Just Getting Too Serious.
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You're Right.
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Hi. I'll Be With You In A Minute, Okay, Tom?
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How Is Your Family?
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Olga, Listen. About Us--
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??? You've Got A New Girlfriend?
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I Can't See You Anymore.
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Lighten Up, Tom.
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Planned Parenthood.
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You're Not Allowed To Talk To The Driver.
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Would You Excuse Me Just One Moment?
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Hi. What Did You Tell Him?
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Who? Your Husband, About Us?
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Nothing. Good. Keep It That Way.
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I Wanted To Make Sure You're Not A Three-Beers- And-Confession Type.
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Well, You're A Whole Lot Different Than You Were Last Night.
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Last Night Never Happened, Understand? I've Changed My Whole Life Today.
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I've Cleaned Up My Act. No More Women.
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Last Night Never Happened, Understand?
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And If You Ever Say It Did-- If You Use The "F" Word About Us--
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If Even The "Fu" Sound Comes Out Of Your Mouth--
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I Will Denounce You As A Liar And Home-Wrecker, Do You Understand?
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Miss?
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Excuse Me. I Have To Get Back To Her Or Her Eyeliner Will Cake.
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Do You Understand? I Have An I.Q. In The Triple Digits.
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What Word Do You Think I Didn't Understand?
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Okay. I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Understood.
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Are You Wearing Black Underwear? Yes.
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Want To Meet Me For A Drink Later?
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Kiss My Squirrel.
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So They Drove To A Shopping Mall...
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And Parked In Back Of A Supermarket...
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Behind A Dumpster...
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In Our Car That I Make Payments On By Sweating My Ass Off...
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So She Can Sweat Her Ass Off Inside It.
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Sorry.
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That Car Was Rocking Like An Out-Of- Whack Washing Machine.
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I Went Crazy. I-- Are You Getting All This Down, Maria?
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Yes, I Am, Mr. Bergman. Okay.
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I Decided To Kill Her,
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But I Couldn't.
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I Love Her.
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So I Shaved Her Head.
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And Now See If He Wants Her.
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That Is Why Your Wife Is Suing You For Divorce, Mr. Dionne.
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Love Is Shit.
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Marriage Is Shit.
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You Know, I'm Sitting Here Listening To You Editorialize-- Fuck You, Moneybags?
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That's My Favorite Part. Boi-Oi-Oing! Here We Go.
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???? All Right. Remember:
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Happy, Happy, Happy.
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No, No, We're Doing The Cha-Cha Here.
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Sorry. All Right. Remember, Ladies,
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It's Okay To Smile, Especially At My Jokes.
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Ready, And--
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Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel,
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Forward, Back, Forward.
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Whoo! I Can't Even Say It Right. Hit Him, Maggie, If He Does That Right.
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Let's Do It Again. Ready, And--
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Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel,
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Forward, Cross, Forward.
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Who's Leading Here? That's All Right. You Lead.
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You're Doing A Good Job. I Want These Suspenders.
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Ready, And-- Cha-Cha- Cha, Swivel, Swivel,
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Forward, Cross, Forward.
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Up, Six, Seven, Eight.
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And One--
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You're Going To Put Me Out Of Work. You're Too Good.
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One More Time. Ready, And--
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Cha-Cha-Cha-- My God. No, No, No.
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Let Me Show You One More Time. One More Time, Everybody.
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Mrs. Greenblatt.
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You Look "Mah - Velous."
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Magnificent. A Thing Of Beauty.
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Thank You, Thank You.
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Okay, That's It. Time's Up, Everybody.
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00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,703
Practice, Practice, Practice. Yes, Practice, Practice, Practice.
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00:28:10,204 --> 00:28:13,707
Good-Bye. Get Out Of Here. Get Out Of Here, You Crazy Guys.
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00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:17,211
Thank You. Get New Shoes. Those Are Not Gonna Work.
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Don't Forget To Bring Your Checks Next Week.
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- Hi. - Hi.
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You Came For Your Free Lesson.
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00:28:27,221 --> 00:28:31,225
No, It's My Lunch Break, And I Thought That Maybe We Could Talk.
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00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,932
Mexican? - It's Too Heavy.
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00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,737
I Don't Know How To Say This-- Well, Words Are Good.
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They Have Fried Octopus?
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No, I Had That For Breakfast.
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This Is Difficult. Come On.
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00:28:52,247 --> 00:28:55,249
It's Only Lunch. Burgers.
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00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,251
No. Too Obvious.
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00:28:57,752 --> 00:29:00,755
Larry, I Need To Ask You Something.
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Do I Think That Your Husband And My Wife Slept Together?
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Thank You. It Would've Taken Me A Lot Longer.
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00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:16,269
Well, I Only Have An Hour For Lunch.
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00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:20,274
Spuds International. Everything You Ever Wanted On A Potato And More.
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00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:23,277
I Think They Have One With A Buick On It.
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Do You Think They Did?
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I Don't Know. Only They Know.
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00:29:30,284 --> 00:29:32,787
You Don't Seem To Be Upset About It.
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00:29:33,287 --> 00:29:35,288
Sex Isn't That Big A Deal Anyway.
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00:29:35,289 --> 00:29:38,542
Whether They Had Sex Or Not, Something Happened.
428
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,795
Hey, I Believe In People's Freedom Of Choice.
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00:29:41,796 --> 00:29:44,798
Tish Needs To Grow Up To Be Her Own Person. Now, That's Me.
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00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:48,803
What People Do Is Their Own Business. That Doesn't Apply To Marriage.
431
00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:51,806
Sounds Like You Have A Choice To Make. And Guess What?
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You're Free To Make It.
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00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,811
This Is Great. We Hardly Know Each Other,
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00:29:57,812 --> 00:30:00,314
And We're Already Getting Our First Argument Out Of The Way.
435
00:30:03,317 --> 00:30:06,320
Are You Serious About That Freedom Stuff?
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00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:09,824
Yes.
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00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:15,830
No! God, I'm So Full Of Shit!
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00:30:15,831 --> 00:30:17,831
I'd Like To Kill Them Both!
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- I'm Sorry. -
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I Will Pay For It. I'll Pay For It. It's My Fault.
441
00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:26,339
I Will Pay For The Fish. I Broke The Fish.
442
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:28,342
I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Come.
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How Much? Never Mind.
444
00:30:30,845 --> 00:30:34,849
Wait. Wait, Please. I'm-- I'm Very Sorry.
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00:30:36,350 --> 00:30:38,853
Whoa.
446
00:30:39,353 --> 00:30:42,356
It Wasn't Easy For You To Come See Me Today, Was It? No.
447
00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:44,609
Are You Okay?
448
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,860
No, I'm Not Okay.
449
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:49,864
That's Right. You Don't Cry, Do You?
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Or Hit Fish.
451
00:30:53,868 --> 00:30:56,870
God. Ooh, Jeez.
452
00:30:56,871 --> 00:31:00,875
You Know, Tom Lately Has Been Really Upset About Work.
453
00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:03,377
They Have These Contests-- Who Sells Most Cars--
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00:31:03,878 --> 00:31:05,379
And He Lost His Trip To Las Vegas.
455
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,381
That's A Good Reason To Hump My Wife.
456
00:31:08,382 --> 00:31:12,385
I'm Sorry. Listen, Tish Is A Good Person.
457
00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:15,389
She Just Wants To Be Appreciated For More Than Her Looks.
458
00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:17,390
She's Worried People Think She's Dumb.
459
00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,894
She's Not Dumb. Tom Is Very Vulnerable To Female Flattery.
460
00:31:20,394 --> 00:31:21,895
Why Do You Keep Making Excuses For Your Husband?
461
00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:25,900
Because You're Making Excuses For Your Wife. All Right. All Right.
462
00:31:25,901 --> 00:31:28,402
So, How Did You Two Meet?
463
00:31:28,903 --> 00:31:30,904
We Met In High School.
464
00:31:30,905 --> 00:31:32,906
He Was An Athlete, A Big Athlete,
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And He Had A Red Car He Was Very Proud Of.
466
00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,411
Girls Were Crazy About Him.
467
00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:40,164
I Just Came To This Country, And I Was Very Shy.
468
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,415
I Couldn't Believe When He Came And Talked To Me.
469
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,419
He Must Have Said Something Right To Get You To Marry Him.
470
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,422
No. I Was The Only Girl Who Wouldn't Go To Sleep With Him.
471
00:31:49,924 --> 00:31:51,925
What About You?
472
00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:54,428
I Guess I Thought Tish Was Gonna Be Different Than My First Wife.
473
00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:56,429
Surprise, You Know.
474
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,933
Turns Out She's The Bride Of Bloomingdale's.
475
00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:04,438
So, What Do You Want To Do? You Want To Confront Them?
476
00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:06,439
They'll Just Deny It.
477
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,443
We Could Shave Their Heads.
478
00:32:09,444 --> 00:32:11,444
What?
479
00:32:11,445 --> 00:32:13,948
I Have To Go Back To Work. I'm Sorry.
480
00:32:13,949 --> 00:32:16,449
I'm Sorry If I Spoiled Your Day.
481
00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:19,453
It Was Nice Not Having Lunch With You.
482
00:32:21,455 --> 00:32:22,957
Bye.
483
00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:24,959
Good-Bye, Maria.
484
00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,970
Sweetheart, I'm Going To Put Your Flowers In The Vase.
485
00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:37,972
You Can Do Your Homework.
486
00:32:39,974 --> 00:32:42,476
What's In The Box, Daddy?
487
00:32:42,477 --> 00:32:44,979
What's This?
488
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,480
Open It.
489
00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:51,485
And Tonight I'm Going To Make My World - Famous Garlic Chicken Pamplona.
490
00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:53,486
Yea!
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Not Only That, I'm Going To Clean Up, After I Use Every Pot In The House.
492
00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:58,492
I Promise.
493
00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:02,246
Tom, This Is Beautiful.
494
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,874
What's The Occasion?
495
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:07,501
Nothing. Just Us.
496
00:33:09,003 --> 00:33:13,507
All Of Us Together. Just One Of Those Nights...
497
00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:16,010
It's Nice To Have A Family.
498
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:25,518
So, How Was Your Day?
499
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:29,023
Fine. I Had Lunch With Larry Kozinski.
500
00:33:30,524 --> 00:33:32,525
Who? Larry Kozinski.
501
00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:36,030
I Had Lunch With Him Today. Sweetheart, Don't Wrinkle It.
502
00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:39,532
Why? What For?
503
00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:42,036
What Did You Talk About?
504
00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:44,538
Nothing Special.
505
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,543
Was It A Nice Lunch? - Very Nice.
506
00:33:50,544 --> 00:33:52,545
Well, That's Fine.
507
00:33:52,546 --> 00:33:55,048
That's Good. That's Okay.
508
00:33:55,049 --> 00:33:57,551
I'm Glad You Had A Nice Day.
509
00:33:58,052 --> 00:34:01,055
Good Old Larry. Lunch.
510
00:34:01,056 --> 00:34:03,556
Nice.
511
00:34:03,557 --> 00:34:06,560
Mitchie Is-- What Is It You Are Again, Mitchie?
512
00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:09,062
I'm A Multimedia Artist,
513
00:34:09,063 --> 00:34:12,066
But My Emphasis Is On Video.
514
00:34:12,067 --> 00:34:15,069
I'm So Excited.
515
00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:28,081
?? Sunday, Monday Happy Days??
516
00:34:28,082 --> 00:34:30,083
?? Tuesday, Wednesday Happy Days??
517
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:36,090
?? The Weekend Comes My Cycle Hums??
518
00:34:36,091 --> 00:34:38,818
?? Ready To Race To You??
519
00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:41,544
?? These Days Are Ours??
520
00:34:41,545 --> 00:34:43,597
?? Happy And Free?? -?? Happy Days??
521
00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:46,099
?? These Days Are Ours??
522
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,852
?? Share Them With Me?? -
523
00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,980
?? Good-Bye, Gray Skies Hello, Blue??
524
00:34:50,981 --> 00:34:53,106
?? Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You??
525
00:34:53,107 --> 00:34:55,609
?? Feels So Right It Can't Be Wrong??
526
00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:57,611
?? Rockin' And Rollin' All Week Long??
527
00:34:57,612 --> 00:35:00,114
- That's Her. -
528
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,621
I'm Showing A Little Cleavage. So What?
529
00:35:08,622 --> 00:35:11,624
?? Sunday, Monday Happy Days??
530
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:14,127
?? Tuesday, Wednesday Happy Days??
531
00:35:14,128 --> 00:35:16,630
?? Thursday, Friday Happy Days??
532
00:35:17,131 --> 00:35:20,584
?? Saturday, What A Day Groovin' All Week With You??
533
00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:23,636
?? These Days Are Ours??
534
00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:26,140
?? Share Them With Me???? Happy Days??
535
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,142
?? These Days Are Ours??
536
00:35:29,143 --> 00:35:32,146
?? Happy And Free?? -
537
00:35:34,148 --> 00:35:36,149
?? Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You??
538
00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:39,153
?? Feels So Right It Can't Be Wrong?? You're A Goddamn Liar!
539
00:35:39,154 --> 00:35:41,654
?? Rockin' And Rolling All Week Long??
540
00:35:41,655 --> 00:35:44,158
?? These Days Are Ours???? Whoa, Whoa. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
541
00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:48,162
Cut! Cut! Lights!
542
00:35:49,663 --> 00:35:52,666
Thank You.
543
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:55,668
You Did The Wrong Thing.
544
00:35:55,669 --> 00:35:58,172
How About Lunch?
545
00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:05,679
You Are A Very Sick Young Man.
546
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,182
Alienation. Great.
547
00:36:09,183 --> 00:36:11,185
Interesting Work, Mitch.
548
00:36:11,685 --> 00:36:13,187
Thanks, Dad. Yeah.
549
00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:16,690
What The Hell Are You Doing Taking My Wife Out To Lunch?
550
00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:19,692
Actually, We Didn't Have Lunch.
551
00:36:19,693 --> 00:36:21,695
We Went For A Walk, But My Feet Broke Down,
552
00:36:21,696 --> 00:36:24,198
So We Were A Little Late Getting Back.
553
00:36:30,037 --> 00:36:32,205
They Know.
554
00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:35,209
They Know About Us.
555
00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:52,593
Work In Garbage All Week, Enjoy Nature On The Weekends.
556
00:36:53,594 --> 00:36:55,596
Here We Go. Ooh, Ooh, Ooh.
557
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,602
Tell Me About Larry.
558
00:37:01,603 --> 00:37:04,104
Larry, Larry.
559
00:37:04,605 --> 00:37:07,107
I've Asked Him A Million Times To Come Into The Business,
560
00:37:07,108 --> 00:37:10,611
But He Wants To Change Jobs, Dance.
561
00:37:10,612 --> 00:37:14,113
Me, I Say This With Love, Maria.
562
00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:17,618
Larry Is A Failure In Everything Except Life.
563
00:37:17,619 --> 00:37:19,619
Come! Dance With Me! Yes!
564
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:23,624
Come On. Let Me Rest! Let Me Rest!
565
00:37:24,124 --> 00:37:28,128
- Show Her How To Do It, Girls. -
566
00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:30,130
Follow Me. No, You Go.
567
00:37:30,631 --> 00:37:32,132
We're Gonna Miss You.
568
00:37:35,135 --> 00:37:38,138
Phil, Do You Want Some Cake? Phil?
569
00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:42,643
Phil?
570
00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:48,649
Come On. Come On!
571
00:37:51,151 --> 00:37:53,152
Something's Wrong.
572
00:37:53,153 --> 00:37:55,889
One Shot, Man! That's All It'll Take-- One Shot!
573
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:58,625
I'm Right Here! I Won't Have It In My House!
574
00:37:58,626 --> 00:38:00,159
Stop. Stop.
575
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,663
Stop It. Stop It.
576
00:38:02,664 --> 00:38:04,665
Mama.
577
00:38:08,168 --> 00:38:10,170
Phil!
578
00:38:12,673 --> 00:38:14,675
Phil.
579
00:38:15,175 --> 00:38:16,677
Phil.
580
00:38:21,682 --> 00:38:23,684
Don't Leave Me!
581
00:38:42,703 --> 00:38:46,707
"So That Even Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death,
582
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:49,460
"I Fear No Evil, For Thou Art With Me.
583
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,211
"Thy Rod And Thy Staff, They Comfort Me.
584
00:38:52,212 --> 00:38:55,716
"Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemies.
585
00:38:55,717 --> 00:38:57,717
"My Cup Overflows.
586
00:38:57,718 --> 00:39:00,220
"Surely Goodness And Mercy Shall Follow Me...
587
00:39:00,221 --> 00:39:02,221
"All The Days Of My Life,
588
00:39:02,222 --> 00:39:06,226
And I Shall Dwell In The House Of The Lord Forever."
589
00:39:06,227 --> 00:39:08,728
Let Us Pray.
590
00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:11,231
O God, Whose Days Are Without An End--
591
00:39:11,232 --> 00:39:13,733
Give Me Back My 50 Cents.
592
00:39:13,734 --> 00:39:16,236
Drive Me Around This Damn Town... Keep Your Dime, Sport.
593
00:39:16,237 --> 00:39:18,237
Just To Run Up Your Fare.
594
00:39:18,238 --> 00:39:20,741
What Do You Think I Am?
595
00:39:20,742 --> 00:39:22,743
A Goddamn Tourist?
596
00:39:22,744 --> 00:39:24,745
Cheapskate.
597
00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:30,750
Pop, You Were Supposed To Call Me.
598
00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:34,254
For What? A Ride On That Motorcycle Of Yours?
599
00:39:34,255 --> 00:39:36,756
Good To See You, Son.
600
00:39:36,757 --> 00:39:39,226
Good God. Is This Mitchie? How You Doing, Grandpa?
601
00:39:39,227 --> 00:39:41,761
I'll Be Damned.
602
00:39:41,762 --> 00:39:45,265
You're Getting To Be A Big Man, Aren't You? Yeah.
603
00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,768
Let's Go. No, You Go Ahead.
604
00:39:48,268 --> 00:39:50,270
No, I'll Wait Right Here.
605
00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:54,274
At My Age, You Don't Want To Get Too Close To An Open Grave.
606
00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:56,777
Stay With Him, Will You? Sure.
607
00:39:58,779 --> 00:40:02,532
So, Grandpa, How Come You Didn't Come To The Church?
608
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,661
God Makes Me Nervous When You Get Him Indoors.
609
00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:08,727
Besides, I Don't Like Seeing People In Their Coffins.
610
00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:11,792
They Always Look So Much Smaller Without Their Spirits.
611
00:40:21,768 --> 00:40:25,305
I Was Going To Bring You A Gift, But I Forgot.
612
00:40:28,809 --> 00:40:30,811
Think You Might Like One Of These?
613
00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:32,312
Which One You Want?
614
00:40:32,813 --> 00:40:36,316
Hot Patty's Pajama Party Orgirls With Big Jugs?
615
00:40:40,821 --> 00:40:43,322
Eat. There's Casseroles, Cakes.
616
00:40:43,323 --> 00:40:47,327
I'll Have Turkey Tetrazzini Coming Out The Wazoo.
617
00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:49,829
Everyone Loved Him So.
618
00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:52,833
Did You See The Wreath The Boys From The Junkyard Sent?
619
00:40:54,334 --> 00:40:56,837
Larry! Was It Me? Was I Too Much For Him?
620
00:40:57,337 --> 00:41:00,590
No, Edie. He Was The Happiest He'd Ever Been With You.
621
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:03,719
I Want You To Meet My Father, Vincent. My Sympathies.
622
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,847
I'm Sorry I Missed Your Wedding. My Hernia Prevented It.
623
00:41:08,348 --> 00:41:11,851
Edie. I'm Sorry. I Have To Go To Work.
624
00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:14,354
We Are Still Family Even Though Phil Is Gone.
625
00:41:14,855 --> 00:41:17,357
So Don't Be A Stranger?
626
00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:19,326
I Won't, I Promise.
627
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,361
See You Later. Bye, Pops.
628
00:41:22,362 --> 00:41:25,866
Nobody Takes A Day Off When A Man Dies Anymore? Jesus.
629
00:41:28,368 --> 00:41:31,871
You Know, Funerals Make Women Really Horny.
630
00:41:31,872 --> 00:41:35,876
I Never Knew Phil All That Well, But This Is Great Turkey Tetrazzini.
631
00:41:35,877 --> 00:41:38,879
Here, Mommy. Thank You.
632
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,881
Look, I Got To Go Show A Car.
633
00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:44,884
As Long As Chloe's Gonna Stay Overnight Here,
634
00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:47,854
Why Don't You Meet Me About 7:30, And We'll Go Out To Eat?
635
00:41:47,855 --> 00:41:49,890
If Mama Doesn't Need Me.
636
00:41:52,392 --> 00:41:55,395
If Your Mom Doesn't Need You, Maybe You Can Meet Me At The Showroom.
637
00:41:55,396 --> 00:41:58,899
If Mama Doesn't Need Me, I'll Be There At 7:30.
638
00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:03,403
Okay.
639
00:42:04,905 --> 00:42:07,907
Beauty And The Beast.
640
00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:10,409
I'm Never Gonna Get Married.
641
00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:13,413
You Wait. You'll See. You'll Get Married, Have Kids,
642
00:42:13,414 --> 00:42:15,414
Have A Happy Life.
643
00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:17,917
Don't Eat Too Much Butter, Though.
644
00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:20,420
You Know What I'd Really Like To Do? What?
645
00:42:20,421 --> 00:42:22,673
Kill Someone. What?
646
00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,924
Calmly Plan A Murder.
647
00:42:24,925 --> 00:42:28,929
Choose The Victim-- Maybe Even Someone Political--
648
00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:31,430
So I Could Do The World Some Good, You Know.
649
00:42:31,431 --> 00:42:34,184
I'd Have To Think About It First For A Few Years.
650
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,937
Hey, It Can't Be Any Dumber Than Getting Married...
651
00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,189
And Going To Work Every Day.
652
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,441
I Mean, It Must Be More Fun.
653
00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:48,949
Mr. Z., I'm Going To Be A Little Late Getting Back.
654
00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:52,452
It's Hard To Rush A Funeral.
655
00:42:53,453 --> 00:42:55,956
As Soon As I Can.
656
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,963
What Took You So Long? Just Get In The Car.
657
00:43:02,964 --> 00:43:05,466
I Think You Forgot To Say Please.
658
00:43:05,467 --> 00:43:07,968
Just Get In The Car, Will You?
659
00:43:09,469 --> 00:43:11,438
You're So Manly.
660
00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:19,980
There. There's My Wife.
661
00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:24,483
We Were Married For 35 Years,
662
00:43:24,484 --> 00:43:26,486
And She Never Once Raised Her Voice To Me.
663
00:43:29,489 --> 00:43:33,493
So Then You Know What It's Like To Lose Someone?
664
00:43:33,994 --> 00:43:37,497
She Went Into The Hospital To Have A Boil Removed And Never Came Out.
665
00:43:37,498 --> 00:43:40,000
I Moved Upstate, Bought Some Gas Stations.
666
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,001
I Do Quite Well,
667
00:43:42,002 --> 00:43:46,006
But I've Had To Learn To Live With Loneliness?
668
00:43:46,007 --> 00:43:50,509
Life Is That Way. Who Can Explain It?
669
00:43:50,510 --> 00:43:54,014
I Thought Phil And I Would Share The Rest Of Our Lives Together.
670
00:43:54,015 --> 00:43:59,519
Now, All I Have Left Is His Share Of The Garbage Company.
671
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:03,523
What Am I Going To Do With A Garbage Company?
672
00:44:03,524 --> 00:44:06,526
I Don't Know Anything About Business.
673
00:44:09,029 --> 00:44:12,032
Perhaps You Would Be Interested In Buying Me Out?
674
00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:19,539
Well, Maybe I Could Give You Something For Your Part Of The Business.
675
00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:21,540
Something?
676
00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:25,045
What Neighborhood Of Something Would We Be Talking About?
677
00:44:32,552 --> 00:44:35,054
You'll Be All Right? Bye, Mom.
678
00:44:35,055 --> 00:44:37,556
See You In The City, Son. I'm Taking Mitchie With Me.
679
00:44:37,557 --> 00:44:40,060
I Don't Think Riding On That Thing Is Good For His Gonads.
680
00:44:40,061 --> 00:44:43,063
My Sympathies, Maria. Bye.
681
00:44:45,065 --> 00:44:47,567
Good-Bye, Larry. Thank You. Bye-Bye.
682
00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:50,070
Are You Coming With Us, Maria?
683
00:45:10,256 --> 00:45:13,258
Why Are We Here? I Thought You Were Taking Me Home.
684
00:45:13,259 --> 00:45:16,262
Do You Want To Go Home? I'll Take You Home. No, That's All Right.
685
00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:18,263
I Just Wondered.
686
00:45:18,264 --> 00:45:20,266
What Were You Singing?
687
00:45:20,267 --> 00:45:22,267
I Wasn't Singing.
688
00:45:22,268 --> 00:45:25,771
You Just Didn't Think I Could Hear You Over The Engine, But I Could.
689
00:45:25,772 --> 00:45:29,275
You Don't Cry At Weddings, But You Sing At Funerals.
690
00:45:29,276 --> 00:45:31,778
You Told Me You Weren't An Interesting Person.
691
00:45:31,779 --> 00:45:34,280
I'm Not. Come On. What Were You Singing?
692
00:45:36,282 --> 00:45:38,784
I Don't Sing For People. It's Private.
693
00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:41,787
Well, Hum A Few Bars Then.
694
00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:49,044
What Song Is That?
695
00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:54,300
Boy, I Still Have No Idea.
696
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,801
It's A Beatles Song. Come On. Guess.????
697
00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:59,305
I Hate To Break This To You, But That Tune Has No Resemblance...
698
00:45:59,306 --> 00:46:02,308
To Any Song The Beatles Ever Recorded.
699
00:46:02,309 --> 00:46:04,310
It's "The Long And Winding Road."
700
00:46:04,311 --> 00:46:06,312
No, No, That Goes More Like--
701
00:46:10,816 --> 00:46:13,318
You're Worse Than I Am.
702
00:46:13,319 --> 00:46:16,822
Are You Going To Push Me Off? I Thought You Trusted Me.
703
00:46:16,823 --> 00:46:18,824
Here, Hold On To My Shoulders. Ready?
704
00:46:18,825 --> 00:46:21,326
Push. Push Against Me.
705
00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:24,330
Whoa! Isn't That Exciting? I Guess So.
706
00:46:26,832 --> 00:46:28,834
Come Here.
707
00:46:31,337 --> 00:46:32,838
?? Ta-Da??
708
00:46:33,339 --> 00:46:35,340
My Boat. It's Great.
709
00:46:35,341 --> 00:46:38,594
I Mean, It Could Be Great. Shecould Be Great.
710
00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:41,846
You Always Refer To A Boat As A Female. Why?
711
00:46:41,847 --> 00:46:44,350
I Guess If You're Some Sweaty Sailor Out At Sea For A Year,
712
00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:47,353
You Need To Use Your Imagination.
713
00:46:47,354 --> 00:46:50,356
What Are You Going To Do With She?
714
00:46:50,856 --> 00:46:55,361
I'm Gonna Fix Her Up And I'm Going To Sail Off Into The Sunset.
715
00:46:55,861 --> 00:46:57,863
You Have A Rich Fantasy Life, Don't You?
716
00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:02,368
Don't You? Don't You Have Fantasies? I Do.
717
00:47:02,369 --> 00:47:04,370
I Do, But They're Private.
718
00:47:04,371 --> 00:47:06,371
I Don't Tell Them To Anybody.
719
00:47:06,372 --> 00:47:10,376
Not Even A Dance Teacher? You're Not Just A Dance Teacher.
720
00:47:10,876 --> 00:47:12,878
I Can't Figure It Out What You Are.
721
00:47:12,879 --> 00:47:14,880
Hey, Isn't That What Everybody Wants--
722
00:47:15,381 --> 00:47:17,382
A Smooth-Sailing Life?
723
00:47:17,383 --> 00:47:19,635
You Can Achieve That For A Minute...
724
00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:21,887
Out On The Dance Floor Or The Water.
725
00:47:23,889 --> 00:47:26,392
Look, How Lovely.
726
00:47:30,396 --> 00:47:33,899
That One Would Look Great On You. Tom Hates Me In Hats.
727
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,902
Then I'll Buy It For You. No.
728
00:47:38,904 --> 00:47:42,407
But The Look On Tom's Face--
729
00:47:42,408 --> 00:47:45,910
We'll Take That One Right There.
730
00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:49,414
What Does Your Wife Hate You To Wear?
731
00:47:49,415 --> 00:47:52,418
Boxer Shorts. She Doesn't Think They're Sexy.
732
00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:54,420
I Think They're Very Sexy.
733
00:47:56,422 --> 00:47:58,424
We're Gonna Be Bad. We're Gonna Be So Bad.
734
00:48:04,430 --> 00:48:07,683
Hey, I Got Him. He's Gonna Buy A 325 Loaded.
735
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:10,936
Chrome Wheels, Tinted Glass, Alarm, Phone, Wool Carpets.
736
00:48:11,437 --> 00:48:15,440
Two More Beamers And I-- I Win Your Trip To Vegas.
737
00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:20,446
I Don't Even Like The Color. Just Sit In It.
738
00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:22,448
I Don't Like It.
739
00:48:30,456 --> 00:48:32,458
Hi. Hi.
740
00:48:33,959 --> 00:48:35,961
Listen,
741
00:48:36,462 --> 00:48:39,965
The Beauty Of The Subaru Is That It Is So Cost - Efficient...
742
00:48:39,966 --> 00:48:43,469
That I Bet A Woman Like You Could Talk Him Into One For Him...
743
00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,971
And Then One For Yourself.
744
00:48:46,472 --> 00:48:47,973
Do This.
745
00:48:48,474 --> 00:48:51,443
Let Me Take You For A Test Drive In That Little Blue Wagon.
746
00:49:10,996 --> 00:49:12,997
Hi.
747
00:49:12,998 --> 00:49:14,967
Look This Way. Now See There?
748
00:49:15,217 --> 00:49:17,502
Want To Go Up Further That Way?
749
00:49:17,503 --> 00:49:19,504
This Way? Yeah, That's Good.
750
00:49:19,505 --> 00:49:22,007
You're Really Doing That Well. That's Really Good.
751
00:49:22,008 --> 00:49:24,510
Do-- I Need To Talk To You.
752
00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:26,511
I'm With A Customer.
753
00:49:26,512 --> 00:49:29,515
But If You're Interested In A Makeover, You'll Have To Wait Your Turn.
754
00:49:29,516 --> 00:49:32,518
Now, I Want You To Try The Dusty Rose. This Is Important.
755
00:49:32,519 --> 00:49:35,521
- So Is My Career. Line Right There. - Tish!
756
00:49:35,522 --> 00:49:38,490
I'm With A Customer.
757
00:49:41,026 --> 00:49:43,028
Now That, That Works. Yeah?
758
00:49:43,529 --> 00:49:45,530
Yeah. That Definitely Works.
759
00:49:45,531 --> 00:49:48,534
Your Husband Is Having An Affair With My Wife.
760
00:49:51,036 --> 00:49:54,038
You Are Insane.
761
00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:57,041
If I Had Any Idea How Insane You Were,
762
00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:59,378
I Would Never Have Let You Start Up With Me.
763
00:49:59,379 --> 00:50:02,548
Hah! What? You Seduced Me!
764
00:50:03,549 --> 00:50:08,554
I'm Sorry. I'll Be Right Back.
765
00:50:08,555 --> 00:50:10,556
Take Your Time, Honey.
766
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,562
Your Opinion Of Larry Is A Tribute...
767
00:50:17,563 --> 00:50:20,565
To Your Insensitivity To Other Human Beings.
768
00:50:20,566 --> 00:50:24,569
Larry Would Never Have Sex With Someone Like Your Wife.
769
00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:29,074
I'm Not Worried About Sex. I'm Worried About Them Having A Relationship.
770
00:50:29,575 --> 00:50:31,076
You've Ruined My Life.
771
00:50:31,577 --> 00:50:34,329
And You Are Jeopardizing My New Job Here...
772
00:50:34,330 --> 00:50:37,081
As Assistant Manager Of This Department.
773
00:50:37,082 --> 00:50:40,085
So If You'd Like A Private Consultation,
774
00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:42,086
Please Call For An Appointment.
775
00:50:42,087 --> 00:50:45,089
And If You Ever Come Here And Upset Me Again,
776
00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:49,094
I Will Have The Security Guards Throw You Out Of The Store.
777
00:50:52,097 --> 00:50:55,600
Now, Where Were We? Yes. Making The Lips Fuller.
778
00:50:55,601 --> 00:50:58,103
So I Burned Her Underwear. So What? I'll Buy Her More.
779
00:50:58,104 --> 00:51:00,104
He's Sick. He's A Beast.
780
00:51:00,105 --> 00:51:02,357
How Am I Supposed To Go Anywhere Looking Like This?
781
00:51:02,358 --> 00:51:04,609
In Some Countries, Bald Is Considered Attractive.
782
00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:08,112
I Didn't Marry You For Your Looks Anyway. I Want A Divorce.
783
00:51:08,113 --> 00:51:11,116
Her And That Lowlife Appliance Salesman Aren't Getting A Dime!
784
00:51:11,617 --> 00:51:15,621
Excuse Me. I'm Sorry, Folks, But We're Very Late.
785
00:51:15,622 --> 00:51:19,625
I Had No Idea Your Job Was So Dangerous. Why Are We Running?
786
00:51:19,626 --> 00:51:22,127
How About Lunch? I'm Not Hungry.
787
00:51:22,128 --> 00:51:24,595
Good.
788
00:51:31,136 --> 00:51:34,139
- Fish Must Be So Happy. - They Must Be.
789
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,643
They Have Mating Rituals Like Italian Operas.
790
00:51:37,644 --> 00:51:40,646
I Hate To Leave. This Was Such A Great Idea.
791
00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:43,649
Let's Call In Sick. Maggie Can Take My Classes.
792
00:51:44,149 --> 00:51:46,151
I Can't Call In Sick. Then Call In Well.
793
00:51:46,152 --> 00:51:48,153
Tell Your Boss It's Too Beautiful A Day...
794
00:51:48,654 --> 00:51:50,155
To Take Notes On Other People's Problems.
795
00:51:50,656 --> 00:51:53,158
I'll Call For You. You Want Me To?
796
00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:55,160
No, I'll Call For Myself.
797
00:51:59,164 --> 00:52:01,667
If The Lake Were To Swallow Me Up Right Now,
798
00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:04,670
I Would Die A Happy Man.
799
00:52:06,171 --> 00:52:08,674
It Has Been A Long Time Since I Have Been This Happy Too.
800
00:52:10,676 --> 00:52:12,177
Is It Just Me,
801
00:52:12,678 --> 00:52:15,681
Or Do You Also Have This Uncontrollable Desire...
802
00:52:15,682 --> 00:52:17,683
To Put Our Lips Together?
803
00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:23,187
We Can't.
804
00:52:23,188 --> 00:52:25,190
You're Right. We Can't.
805
00:52:26,692 --> 00:52:28,694
Why Can't We?
806
00:52:31,196 --> 00:52:33,699
Have You Ever Cheated On Tish?
807
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,700
Once,
808
00:52:35,701 --> 00:52:37,702
In Monopoly.
809
00:52:37,703 --> 00:52:40,706
I Stole All Her Good Properties While She Was Doing Her Nails.
810
00:52:41,707 --> 00:52:44,209
How About You? A Catholic Schoolgirl?
811
00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:46,211
Yeah. No.
812
00:52:48,213 --> 00:52:51,716
So What Will Happen To Us?
813
00:52:51,717 --> 00:52:55,220
Well, We Could Be Lovers Or We Could Be Friends.
814
00:52:55,221 --> 00:52:57,722
We Are Friends.
815
00:52:57,723 --> 00:53:01,226
If We Are Lovers, We Have To Lie.
816
00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:03,228
I Don't Think I Can Do That.
817
00:53:03,229 --> 00:53:06,230
Yeah, Me Either.
818
00:53:06,231 --> 00:53:09,234
Could We Make Love Once And Then Never See Each Other Again?
819
00:53:16,742 --> 00:53:21,746
Friends Then. Very Special Friends.
820
00:53:21,747 --> 00:53:24,248
Tom And Tish Will Be Insane With Jealousy.
821
00:53:24,249 --> 00:53:27,252
So What? Who Cares? We're Gonna Be Innocent.
822
00:53:28,754 --> 00:53:31,256
We'll Be This Great Couple. Years From Now,
823
00:53:31,257 --> 00:53:33,759
We'll Be In The Guinness Book Of Records.
824
00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:37,763
"Twenty Years," People Will Say, "And They Never Had Sex."
825
00:53:37,764 --> 00:53:40,265
"You're Kidding Me." "No, It's True."
826
00:53:40,266 --> 00:53:43,267
And All Those Years,
827
00:53:43,268 --> 00:53:45,737
I'll Be Dreaming Of Kissing You.
828
00:53:46,772 --> 00:53:49,775
With Tongue Or Without?
829
00:53:49,776 --> 00:53:52,778
How About Just One?
830
00:53:52,779 --> 00:53:55,780
Friends. Remember.
831
00:53:55,781 --> 00:53:58,282
What Do You Do On The Weekend?
832
00:53:58,283 --> 00:54:01,285
I Spend As Much Time As I Can With Chloe.
833
00:54:01,286 --> 00:54:03,288
Tom Loves To Go To Restaurants He Cannot Afford,
834
00:54:03,789 --> 00:54:06,792
Then Complains All Through Dinner.
835
00:54:06,793 --> 00:54:08,794
Bye. Bye.
836
00:54:10,295 --> 00:54:11,796
Hey!
837
00:54:11,797 --> 00:54:13,799
Let's Pretend To Meet At A Restaurant.
838
00:54:18,303 --> 00:54:20,806
- Saturday Night? - I'll Bring My Father.
839
00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:25,310
Mario's. 9:00.
840
00:54:28,947 --> 00:54:30,948
Did You Let It Breathe?
841
00:54:30,949 --> 00:54:32,951
Sir, I Personally Gave It Mouth-To-Mouth.
842
00:54:38,957 --> 00:54:40,958
Excellent.
843
00:54:40,959 --> 00:54:42,961
Does Anyone Ever Send It Back?
844
00:54:43,461 --> 00:54:44,963
Not The House Wine, Sir.
845
00:54:55,974 --> 00:54:58,475
Look Who's Here.
846
00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:02,480
Hey, Look Who's Here. What A Coincidence. Hi.
847
00:55:02,481 --> 00:55:05,983
Come Join Us. Yes, By All Means.
848
00:55:05,984 --> 00:55:08,486
Really? What Do You Think? That'd Be Fun.
849
00:55:08,487 --> 00:55:10,989
What Do You Say, Pop? That Would Be Great.
850
00:55:13,992 --> 00:55:15,994
I've Always Wanted To Come Here.
851
00:55:16,494 --> 00:55:18,496
What Are Those? Children's Portions?
852
00:55:18,497 --> 00:55:20,498
The Flowers Are Bigger Than The Food.
853
00:55:20,999 --> 00:55:23,000
Can We Get More Wine Over Here, Please?
854
00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:27,005
Look At All These Self-Satisfied Pigs Stuffing Themselves.
855
00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:29,007
- People Are Starving. - Mitch.
856
00:55:29,507 --> 00:55:32,009
I Wish Someone With An Uzi Would Walk In Here...
857
00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,512
And Take All This Jewelry Everyone's Showing Off.
858
00:55:34,513 --> 00:55:38,515
They're Just Symbols Of A Sick Society.
859
00:55:38,516 --> 00:55:41,018
Hey, I Started Out Pumping Gas When I Was Your Age.
860
00:55:41,019 --> 00:55:45,023
Now I Own My Own String Of Stations. That Could Only Happen In This Society.
861
00:55:45,024 --> 00:55:47,024
Please Make Them Stop, Larry.
862
00:55:47,025 --> 00:55:50,028
I Think Everybody's Entitled To Their Own Opinion. Don't You, Edie?
863
00:55:50,029 --> 00:55:52,530
Yes. As Long As They Agree With Mine.
864
00:56:00,038 --> 00:56:02,039
So How Do You Like This Wine, Vince?
865
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,543
I'd Rather Have A Case Of The Clap Than A Case Of This Wine.
866
00:56:05,544 --> 00:56:09,046
Pop-- Boy.
867
00:56:09,047 --> 00:56:11,548
Jeez. See These Prices Here?
868
00:56:11,549 --> 00:56:15,303
I Think Phil Would've Wanted You To Take Us All To Dinner.
869
00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:19,057
I Think Phil Would Have Wanted You And Me To Split It.
870
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,312
- To Phil. - Yeah.
871
00:56:24,313 --> 00:56:26,439
To Phil. To Phil.
872
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,566
To Phil. To Phil.
873
00:56:33,571 --> 00:56:37,075
Excuse Me.
874
00:56:39,577 --> 00:56:41,578
- What's Wrong With Her? - I Don't Know.
875
00:56:41,579 --> 00:56:46,084
- She Went To The Ladies' Room. Let Me Go. - No, Mama. I'll Go.
876
00:56:57,595 --> 00:57:00,097
Tish?
877
00:57:00,098 --> 00:57:02,100
Open Up. Go Away.
878
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,601
Come On. Let Me In.
879
00:57:04,602 --> 00:57:07,105
Please, Leave Me Alone.
880
00:57:10,608 --> 00:57:12,609
Tish?
881
00:57:12,610 --> 00:57:16,114
You Bought Him Those Terrible Boxer Shorts, Didn't You?
882
00:57:16,115 --> 00:57:19,616
I Didn't Mean Anything By It. It Was Just A Joke.
883
00:57:19,617 --> 00:57:24,122
Tom Said You Were Having An Affair, But I Didn't Believe Him...
884
00:57:24,123 --> 00:57:27,125
Until I Saw The Way You Looked At Each Other.
885
00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:30,627
We're Not Having An Affair.
886
00:57:30,628 --> 00:57:34,132
We Have Been Playing A Little Game To Get Back At You And Tom.
887
00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:38,636
It's Just Gone Too Far. I'm Sorry.
888
00:57:38,637 --> 00:57:41,139
She's So Nice.
889
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:43,641
She's So Nice.
890
00:57:46,644 --> 00:57:49,646
Tish--
891
00:57:49,647 --> 00:57:52,150
Go Get Us Some Ice Cream. But I Don't Want To Miss Anything.
892
00:57:52,151 --> 00:57:55,153
Ice Cream! Please Get Us Some Ice Cream, Mitchie.
893
00:57:55,154 --> 00:57:57,155
Don't Talk To Him Like That.
894
00:57:59,657 --> 00:58:02,160
Tish. Tish, Wait A Minute.
895
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,661
Son? What?
896
00:58:04,662 --> 00:58:07,664
Are You Bedding That Woman? Tish?
897
00:58:07,665 --> 00:58:10,668
Christ, Son, I Hope You're Bedding Your Own Wife. No, The Other One, Maria.
898
00:58:10,669 --> 00:58:13,171
No, Pop, I'm Not. You Sure As Hell Act Like It.
899
00:58:13,631 --> 00:58:16,634
Both Of You. Well, I'm Not. We're Just Friends.
900
00:58:16,635 --> 00:58:18,635
Well, Then, Get Your House In Order.
901
00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:21,638
Pop, If You Don't Stop Bossing People Around--
902
00:58:21,639 --> 00:58:24,642
You Know That Tall Building Over There? It's Called The Hilton.
903
00:58:24,643 --> 00:58:27,644
Tish?
904
00:58:27,645 --> 00:58:30,648
Tish, Come On, Sweetheart.
905
00:58:31,149 --> 00:58:34,152
Tish, Come On. You're Making A Big Deal Out Of Nothing.
906
00:58:34,153 --> 00:58:36,653
Tish, Open Up.
907
00:58:36,654 --> 00:58:38,655
Come On, Sweetheart.
908
00:58:38,656 --> 00:58:41,659
You're Not Doing Anything Stupid In There, Are You?
909
00:58:43,161 --> 00:58:45,663
Hi.
910
00:58:47,665 --> 00:58:50,168
We Haven't Seen This Outfit For A While, Have We?
911
00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:56,174
You're Sure You Don't Want To Talk About This? Guess Not.
912
00:58:56,175 --> 00:59:00,678
Phil? God.
913
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,181
What's Happening?
914
00:59:05,683 --> 00:59:07,684
What?
915
00:59:07,685 --> 00:59:10,188
Great. You Think I'm Too Young To Talk About Sex?
916
00:59:10,189 --> 00:59:12,690
Is That It? You Know, I've Had Sex.
917
00:59:12,691 --> 00:59:15,693
Yeah, Sure You Have. I Have.
918
00:59:15,694 --> 00:59:18,195
She Was 300 Pounds.
919
00:59:18,196 --> 00:59:23,201
And When I Was On Top Of Her, I Was So High My Arms And Legs Didn't Touch The Bed.
920
00:59:23,202 --> 00:59:26,704
And When She Breathed, I Flew Up And Down Like I Was On A Trampoline.
921
00:59:28,706 --> 00:59:31,208
Why The Hell Do You Make Up All This Nonsense?
922
00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:34,212
I'm A Multimedia Artist. That's What I Do-- I Make Up Nonsense.
923
00:59:40,218 --> 00:59:42,220
Do You Still Have Sex?
924
00:59:42,221 --> 00:59:44,721
Rarely.
925
00:59:44,722 --> 00:59:47,725
Do You Miss It? Yeah. God.
926
00:59:47,726 --> 00:59:50,728
Then Why Don't You Have It?
927
00:59:53,231 --> 00:59:55,733
I've Just Been Thinking The Same Thing.
928
01:00:11,249 --> 01:00:14,251
Smile. Good.
929
01:00:14,252 --> 01:00:18,756
Welcome To Weddingland. And Which Joyous Event Will You Be Attending?
930
01:00:18,757 --> 01:00:21,258
Kozinski.
931
01:00:21,259 --> 01:00:24,262
The Crystal Gazebo. A Right, Then A Left.
932
01:00:24,762 --> 01:00:26,764
Dusty, Will You Take Them?
933
01:00:28,766 --> 01:00:30,768
Where Is The Macintosh Wedding? Macintosh.
934
01:00:31,269 --> 01:00:33,271
The Pink Rose Chapel.
935
01:00:33,272 --> 01:00:35,272
?? Isn't It Romantic??
936
01:00:35,273 --> 01:00:38,776
?? Music In The Night A Dream That Can Be Heard??
937
01:00:39,277 --> 01:00:41,278
?? Isn't It Romantic??
938
01:00:41,279 --> 01:00:44,615
?? Morning Shadows Write The Oldest Magic Word??
939
01:00:44,616 --> 01:00:46,783
Dave, Give Me A Kiss.
940
01:00:49,788 --> 01:00:52,790
?? In The Trees Above?? Hey, Get A Shot Of This.
941
01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:55,293
Let Me See The Gut. Let Me See The Gut.
942
01:00:55,294 --> 01:00:58,296
No X-Rated Pictures, You Bad Boy.
943
01:00:58,297 --> 01:01:01,298
Weddings Are Joyful Occasions.
944
01:01:01,299 --> 01:01:04,302
They're Pagan Rituals. He's Got It Under Control Here, Aunt Sofia.
945
01:01:04,802 --> 01:01:07,305
Dad, I Had The Shot And She's Stifling-- I Know.
946
01:01:07,306 --> 01:01:10,807
Edie. How Are You?
947
01:01:10,808 --> 01:01:12,810
Is That A Dress You Wear To A Wedding?
948
01:01:12,811 --> 01:01:15,313
I Made It. My Own Design.
949
01:01:15,314 --> 01:01:17,814
See You Later. Bye.
950
01:01:17,815 --> 01:01:20,818
That's A Dress You Wear To A Hooker's Wedding.
951
01:01:20,819 --> 01:01:23,321
Good To See You Again, Edie. Hi, Vince.
952
01:01:23,322 --> 01:01:26,574
Sofia. How Do You Do?
953
01:01:57,355 --> 01:01:59,357
Larry. Mr. D., How Are You?
954
01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,371
??? A Time For Love?
955
01:02:14,372 --> 01:02:18,376
?? Someday There Will Be??
956
01:02:20,878 --> 01:02:24,882
The Music Is Too Loud. I Can't Talk Over It.
957
01:02:24,883 --> 01:02:27,635
?? A Time When Dreams????
958
01:02:27,636 --> 01:02:30,387
That Is A Beautiful Dress.
959
01:02:30,388 --> 01:02:34,392
Here's Looking At You, Kid. Weddings Really Turn Me On.
960
01:02:36,394 --> 01:02:38,729
Yeah.
961
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:43,234
Music Going All The Time. Fantastic. I Can't Live Without Music.
962
01:02:43,235 --> 01:02:45,736
Look At Her.
963
01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:49,240
Look At Her. It's Not Enough She Killed The First One.
964
01:02:49,241 --> 01:02:52,744
Now She's Out To Kill The Brother Too.
965
01:02:52,745 --> 01:02:55,246
The Kiss Of Death.
966
01:02:56,748 --> 01:03:00,752
You're A Sight For Sore Eyes, You Know That, Don't You?
967
01:03:01,252 --> 01:03:04,756
I'm An Old, Lonely Woman. My Life Is Over.
968
01:03:04,757 --> 01:03:07,258
I Try To Be A Good Grandmother Now.
969
01:03:07,259 --> 01:03:09,760
I'm Thinking Of Making Jam.
970
01:03:09,761 --> 01:03:14,265
I Like Your Shoes. It Shows Off Your Bubble Gum Toes.
971
01:03:15,266 --> 01:03:17,267
What Was I Saying?
972
01:03:17,268 --> 01:03:20,221
Giving Me That Crap About Being Old.
973
01:03:22,774 --> 01:03:25,776
Ladies And Gentlemen, At This Time...
974
01:03:25,777 --> 01:03:29,280
We're So Happy To Bring Up To The Dance Floor For Their First Dance,
975
01:03:29,281 --> 01:03:33,283
Mr. And Mrs. Dean Kozinski.
976
01:03:33,284 --> 01:03:37,788
?? See The Stone Set In Your Eyes??
977
01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:42,293
?? See The Thorn Twist In Your Side??
978
01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:44,244
?? I'll Wait??
979
01:03:44,245 --> 01:03:46,798
Dance With Me. Sure.
980
01:03:46,799 --> 01:03:49,299
What?
981
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:52,303
Somebody Dance With Me. Sure, Yeah.
982
01:03:52,304 --> 01:03:54,806
Hey, What Are You Doing?
983
01:03:54,807 --> 01:03:56,807
Sh--
984
01:03:56,808 --> 01:03:59,310
?? And You Give??
985
01:03:59,811 --> 01:04:02,312
?? And You Give??
986
01:04:02,313 --> 01:04:05,766
?? And You Give Yourself Away??
987
01:04:05,767 --> 01:04:08,820
?? With Or Without You??
988
01:04:10,321 --> 01:04:12,823
?? With Or Without You??
989
01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:18,829
?? I Can't Live??
990
01:04:18,830 --> 01:04:22,333
?? With Or Without You??
991
01:04:26,337 --> 01:04:28,840
Go Dance With Your Wife.
992
01:04:40,351 --> 01:04:44,856
?? With Or Without You??
993
01:04:45,356 --> 01:04:49,359
?? With Or Without You??
994
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,865
Why Don't We Go For A Walk??? I Can't Live??
995
01:04:53,866 --> 01:04:57,368
?? With Or Without You??
996
01:04:58,870 --> 01:05:00,872
?? With Or Without You????
997
01:05:07,879 --> 01:05:10,381
The Marriage Business Is Sure Booming.
998
01:05:10,382 --> 01:05:13,384
Business Is Right.
999
01:05:21,392 --> 01:05:24,895
Would You And Your Wife Like A Piece Of Cake? Thank You.
1000
01:05:24,896 --> 01:05:29,400
But She's Not My Wife. In That Case, Can I Have Your Phone Number?
1001
01:05:29,401 --> 01:05:31,402
What Are You Doing? Congratulations.
1002
01:05:31,403 --> 01:05:33,404
Thank You. Kidding.
1003
01:05:34,906 --> 01:05:37,408
What Do You Think We Would Be Like As A Married Couple?
1004
01:05:37,409 --> 01:05:40,410
Horrendous, Awful.
1005
01:05:40,411 --> 01:05:42,914
Sure, At First You'd Find Me Witty, Charming.
1006
01:05:43,414 --> 01:05:46,416
Fall In Love With Those Cute Sounds I Make In The Morning.
1007
01:05:46,417 --> 01:05:50,421
But Then In About Three Months You'd Want To Smother Me With A Pillow 'Cause I Talk Too Much.
1008
01:05:50,422 --> 01:05:52,923
No. I Love Our Talks.
1009
01:05:52,924 --> 01:05:55,927
We Talk Now 'Cause We're Not Married.
1010
01:05:58,429 --> 01:06:00,932
They're In Love! They're Not In Love.
1011
01:06:00,933 --> 01:06:04,434
They Are. And It's Our Fault.
1012
01:06:04,435 --> 01:06:07,939
I'm Out. They're Not In Love. Here.
1013
01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:10,441
Have Some Of Mine.
1014
01:06:10,942 --> 01:06:13,444
Why Are You Being So Nice To Me? To Make Them Jealous, Right?
1015
01:06:13,445 --> 01:06:15,947
I've Always Been Nice To You.
1016
01:06:16,948 --> 01:06:20,951
Never. Then How Come You... Had Sex With Me?
1017
01:06:20,952 --> 01:06:24,956
'Cause I Thought You Were Intelligent And Going Somewhere With Your Life. Ha!
1018
01:06:24,957 --> 01:06:27,457
But I've Had Cause To Reconsider My First Opinion.
1019
01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,961
I'm Goin' Somewhere. You Think I'm Gonna Sell Subarus Forever.
1020
01:06:30,461 --> 01:06:32,963
Plus, I Have A Lot Of Deep Thoughts.
1021
01:06:32,964 --> 01:06:36,467
I Just Have A Hard Time Talkin' To Women.
1022
01:06:36,468 --> 01:06:38,469
You're Talking To Me.
1023
01:06:39,470 --> 01:06:42,473
You're Different. How?
1024
01:06:42,474 --> 01:06:44,976
I Don't Know. Different.
1025
01:06:44,977 --> 01:06:47,478
Different Than Maria.
1026
01:06:54,986 --> 01:06:57,989
Maria's... Too Good For Me.
1027
01:07:00,992 --> 01:07:05,997
You Know, If Larry Got A Good Job And Stopped Playing That Trumpet, I Could Be Happy!
1028
01:07:05,998 --> 01:07:08,499
And I Wouldn't Be Attracted To Someone Like You.
1029
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,951
What The Hell Does That Mean, Someone Like Me?
1030
01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:14,004
?? Hi-Ho, The Derry-O The Bride Cuts The Cake??
1031
01:07:14,005 --> 01:07:18,009
?? The Bride Cuts The Cake The Bride Cuts The Cake????
1032
01:07:18,010 --> 01:07:20,511
Hey, Where The Hell You Been? Where You Been?
1033
01:07:21,012 --> 01:07:23,013
Where The Hell's My Wife? Tom, You're Drunk.
1034
01:07:23,014 --> 01:07:25,516
Where's Maria? Have You Seen Her? Don't Worry About It.
1035
01:07:25,517 --> 01:07:28,269
Come Watch Them Cut The Cake.
1036
01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:31,022
That's An Idea. Stop Him. Stop Him.
1037
01:07:40,031 --> 01:07:44,034
Mama, The Cake! I Know. Hon, Don't--
1038
01:07:44,035 --> 01:07:47,538
You Go Straight. Mama, Will You Open The Door?
1039
01:08:00,051 --> 01:08:04,055
Sweetheart, Are You Going To Be Sick Again? .
1040
01:08:04,056 --> 01:08:06,556
Lie Still, Dear.
1041
01:08:06,557 --> 01:08:08,558
I'll Get A Hefty Bag.
1042
01:08:08,559 --> 01:08:10,811
Can I Use A Phone To Call A Cab?
1043
01:08:10,812 --> 01:08:13,063
Don't Be Ridiculous. Take My Car.
1044
01:08:13,064 --> 01:08:16,067
I'll Stay Here Tonight. You Can Bring It Back Tomorrow...
1045
01:08:16,068 --> 01:08:18,069
With A Full Tank Of Gas.
1046
01:08:18,569 --> 01:08:22,573
I'll Bring It Back Tomorrow On One Condition-- Pick You Up To Have Dinner.
1047
01:08:22,574 --> 01:08:25,576
Vince, We Are Not Compatible.
1048
01:08:25,577 --> 01:08:28,079
Come On. Dinner.
1049
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,081
On Me.
1050
01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:35,585
All Right. You Made An Old Man Very Happy.
1051
01:08:35,586 --> 01:08:39,090
You Are Not So Old. Yeah, I Know, And I'm Not So Happy.
1052
01:08:55,606 --> 01:08:59,109
He'll Be Fine.
1053
01:08:59,110 --> 01:09:03,114
This Is So Crazy. We Haven't Done Anything. They Think We Have.
1054
01:09:12,123 --> 01:09:15,126
We Have To Stop. I Know.
1055
01:09:17,128 --> 01:09:19,129
It's So Unfair.
1056
01:09:19,130 --> 01:09:21,632
You've Become My Best Friend.
1057
01:09:25,636 --> 01:09:28,139
Don't You Know, Married Men And Women...
1058
01:09:28,639 --> 01:09:32,143
Are Only Allowed To Be Close Friends In Large Groups?
1059
01:09:35,646 --> 01:09:37,648
For Tish.
1060
01:09:46,908 --> 01:09:49,160
I'm Gonna Miss You.
1061
01:09:59,170 --> 01:10:02,173
Mitch, Don't Do That. It's So Cool.
1062
01:10:02,174 --> 01:10:05,426
Just Don't. Feeling Better?
1063
01:10:05,427 --> 01:10:08,679
Do You Want Me To Leave?
1064
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:12,933
No. I Will If You Want Me To.
1065
01:10:12,934 --> 01:10:16,687
I've Always Liked You So Much.
1066
01:10:16,688 --> 01:10:18,689
I Like You Too.
1067
01:10:19,690 --> 01:10:23,060
I Was Almost Unfaithful To Your Father Once.
1068
01:10:23,061 --> 01:10:25,061
I Knew This Was Coming.
1069
01:10:25,062 --> 01:10:30,067
He Was A Barber. He Looked Just Like John Forsythe, Only Bald.
1070
01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,034
And Italian.
1071
01:10:32,035 --> 01:10:34,304
I'm Not Sleeping With Larry.
1072
01:10:34,305 --> 01:10:36,572
But You Are Thinking About It.
1073
01:10:36,573 --> 01:10:40,576
He Makes Me Feel Good. We Talk, We Walk, We Have Fun.
1074
01:10:40,577 --> 01:10:45,082
What's So Wrong? This Walk You Are Taking Is Right Into Quicksand.
1075
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:47,584
I Haven't Been Happy With Tom In A Long Time.
1076
01:10:47,585 --> 01:10:50,838
Who Says You Are Supposed To Be Happy?
1077
01:10:50,839 --> 01:10:54,091
Excuse Me. I Dare To Want To Be Happy.
1078
01:10:54,925 --> 01:10:58,595
As My Mother Used To Say--
1079
01:11:01,598 --> 01:11:04,100
Why Always My Problems Have To Be Solved With Proverbs?
1080
01:11:04,101 --> 01:11:07,354
You Have A Nice Home, A Beautiful Child. An Unfaithful Husband.
1081
01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:10,606
That Doesn't Mean He Doesn't Love You. It Just Means He's Stupid.
1082
01:11:10,607 --> 01:11:15,112
I Think Tom, In His Own Way, Wanted To Get Caught Because He's Unhappy Too.
1083
01:11:15,113 --> 01:11:18,365
Maria, I Just Want To Ask You A Question...
1084
01:11:18,366 --> 01:11:21,617
And Then I'll Shut Up And Mind My Own Business.
1085
01:11:21,618 --> 01:11:26,123
Are You Really Ready To Change Your Entire Life And The Life Of Those Close To You...
1086
01:11:26,124 --> 01:11:28,125
For A Dance Teacher?
1087
01:11:29,626 --> 01:11:31,628
Until You Are Sure,
1088
01:11:32,129 --> 01:11:34,631
Don't Do Anything You'll Regret.
1089
01:12:25,682 --> 01:12:27,184
Sorry.
1090
01:13:00,717 --> 01:13:03,220
Don't Move!
1091
01:14:17,294 --> 01:14:18,795
Whoo!
1092
01:14:41,818 --> 01:14:44,320
Oak Lane?
1093
01:14:44,321 --> 01:14:46,822
'Round The Bend.
1094
01:14:46,823 --> 01:14:50,327
- Are You Happy? - About What?
1095
01:14:59,336 --> 01:15:02,339
Now, What We've Been Involved In Here In The Green...
1096
01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:05,841
Is To Try To Form And To Lay Out--
1097
01:15:05,842 --> 01:15:09,846
Hello. We'd Like To Rent One Of Your Cottages, Please.
1098
01:15:09,847 --> 01:15:11,348
For How Long?
1099
01:15:13,850 --> 01:15:17,354
Just For The Afternoon. Thanks.
1100
01:15:19,856 --> 01:15:22,359
It's Nice.
1101
01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:42,879
The Fireplace Works. No Room Service, But The Cafe Off The Highway Delivers.
1102
01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:45,381
Menu's By The Phone.
1103
01:15:45,382 --> 01:15:48,385
And Yes, The Paintings Are For Sale.
1104
01:15:51,888 --> 01:15:54,891
Well, I Love It.
1105
01:15:57,394 --> 01:15:59,896
Nervous?
1106
01:16:00,397 --> 01:16:02,899
Me Too.
1107
01:16:15,412 --> 01:16:18,915
Shit. We Broke The Lamp.
1108
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,923
I Wanted To Do Something Like That My Entire Life.
1109
01:16:29,926 --> 01:16:32,929
Look. Your Lip's Bleeding.
1110
01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:36,933
I Bit My Lip.
1111
01:16:37,934 --> 01:16:39,936
Round Three?
1112
01:17:50,507 --> 01:17:53,008
What's This?
1113
01:17:53,009 --> 01:17:57,013
They're All Yours, Mitchie. I'm Goin' For The Real Thing.
1114
01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:01,400
?? I'm A Love Man??
1115
01:18:01,401 --> 01:18:03,652
Samurai Hairstylist. Yeah!
1116
01:18:05,154 --> 01:18:07,906
I Sure As Hell Hope You Know What You're Doing.
1117
01:18:07,907 --> 01:18:10,784
?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man??
1118
01:18:10,785 --> 01:18:13,662
I Don't Know Why I'm Letting You Do This.
1119
01:18:13,663 --> 01:18:15,663
?? Six Feet, One Weigh 210??
1120
01:18:15,664 --> 01:18:18,667
?? Long Hair And Honey-Fair Skin??
1121
01:18:18,668 --> 01:18:21,669
?? Long Legs And I'm Outta Sight??
1122
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:24,673
?? There Ain't No Doubt I Wanna Take You Out??
1123
01:18:24,674 --> 01:18:26,674
?? 'Cause I'm A Love Man??
1124
01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:29,678
?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man??
1125
01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:34,633
?? Make Love To You In The Morning, Girl??
1126
01:18:34,634 --> 01:18:37,685
?? Make Love To You At Night, Now??
1127
01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:40,188
?? Make Love To You When You Think About It??
1128
01:18:40,189 --> 01:18:42,690
?? I Wanna Make Sure Everything All Right??
1129
01:18:42,691 --> 01:18:46,195
?? 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Cau- 'Caus I'm A Love Man?? Yeah!
1130
01:18:46,196 --> 01:18:49,197
?? Ooh, Baby, I'm A Love Man??
1131
01:18:49,198 --> 01:18:51,200
?? That's What They Call Me I'm A Love Man??
1132
01:18:51,201 --> 01:18:55,204
?? Yeah, Yeah I'm The Love Man??
1133
01:18:56,705 --> 01:19:00,208
?? Six Feet, One Weigh 210??
1134
01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:03,211
?? Long Hair And Honey-Fair Skin??
1135
01:19:03,212 --> 01:19:07,716
?? I'm Long Legged And I'm Outta Sight????
1136
01:19:07,717 --> 01:19:11,220
Mandarin Egg Rolls, Shrimp Cocktail,
1137
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,721
Turkey Club Sandwich...
1138
01:19:13,722 --> 01:19:16,224
And Lox With Scrambled Eggs.
1139
01:19:16,225 --> 01:19:18,227
And A Chocolate Cake. Yeah.
1140
01:19:18,228 --> 01:19:20,729
So What Do You Want?
1141
01:19:21,230 --> 01:19:23,732
French Fries. And French Fries, Please.
1142
01:19:23,733 --> 01:19:25,733
Lots Of Ketchup. Lots Of Ketchup.
1143
01:19:25,734 --> 01:19:29,238
And Wait. Do You Have Any Champagne? Yeah.
1144
01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:31,740
Great. And Please Hurry.
1145
01:19:31,741 --> 01:19:34,243
Thank-- Thank You.
1146
01:19:36,745 --> 01:19:40,248
That Was Quick. Yes?
1147
01:19:40,249 --> 01:19:43,752
It's The Maid. Would You Like The Bed Turned Down?
1148
01:19:43,753 --> 01:19:46,255
No Thank You.
1149
01:19:50,259 --> 01:19:52,261
I Better Call Home.
1150
01:19:52,262 --> 01:19:54,762
Closer.
1151
01:19:54,763 --> 01:19:56,765
Closer Still.
1152
01:19:58,767 --> 01:20:01,269
Closer Still.
1153
01:20:01,270 --> 01:20:03,772
Closer Still.
1154
01:20:03,773 --> 01:20:06,275
I'll Be With Her Till Tom Gets Home.
1155
01:20:06,276 --> 01:20:07,776
Don't Worry. Where Are You?
1156
01:20:09,278 --> 01:20:11,280
Can I Speak To Chloe, Mama?
1157
01:20:13,282 --> 01:20:15,784
Hi, Sweetheart. How Was School Today?
1158
01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:21,290
Leonard Pierson Scratched You. This Is Awful.
1159
01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:23,292
Are You All Right?
1160
01:20:24,793 --> 01:20:28,296
I'm Gonna Be Home A Little Late Tonight.
1161
01:20:28,297 --> 01:20:33,802
Why? Because I'm Seeing Some Friends, But I'll Be Home To Kiss You Good Night.
1162
01:20:36,305 --> 01:20:38,807
Be A Good Girl For Daddy.
1163
01:20:38,808 --> 01:20:40,809
I Love You.
1164
01:20:46,315 --> 01:20:48,317
I Had To Lie To My Daughter.
1165
01:21:49,378 --> 01:21:53,382
I'll Bet This One Is The First One She Ever Sold.
1166
01:21:53,383 --> 01:21:56,384
It's Late.
1167
01:21:56,385 --> 01:21:58,387
I'm Sorry I Fell Asleep.
1168
01:21:58,388 --> 01:22:01,389
I Fell Asleep Too.
1169
01:22:01,390 --> 01:22:05,894
Does Falling Asleep Mean We've Finally Gotten Each Other Out Of Our System?
1170
01:22:05,895 --> 01:22:09,898
No. It Means We Were Both Tired.
1171
01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:19,408
I'd Better Go.
1172
01:22:19,908 --> 01:22:21,410
I'll Call You Tomorrow.
1173
01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:51,999
Your Office Called.
1174
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:55,003
Because You Called In Sick, They Wanted To Know If You Were All Right.
1175
01:23:56,004 --> 01:23:58,507
Are You All Right? Tom.
1176
01:24:00,008 --> 01:24:04,012
If, I Hadn't Acted Like An Idiot, Would This Have Happened?
1177
01:24:04,013 --> 01:24:06,014
You Were Just Being You.
1178
01:24:09,518 --> 01:24:12,521
Sometimes A Man Thinks He Has To Prove Himself By Being With A Lot Of Women--
1179
01:24:12,522 --> 01:24:16,525
Tom, If You're Gonna Tell Me About Your Infidelities,
1180
01:24:16,526 --> 01:24:18,527
I Will Have To Leave You Forever.
1181
01:24:29,538 --> 01:24:33,041
Chloe's Teacher Would Like To Talk To You.
1182
01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:44,553
Are You In Love With Him?
1183
01:24:48,557 --> 01:24:51,059
If I Am, I'll Get Over It.
1184
01:24:51,060 --> 01:24:53,061
Yeah.
1185
01:24:55,063 --> 01:24:57,065
We Were In Love Once Upon A Time.
1186
01:24:57,066 --> 01:24:59,067
We Got Over It.
1187
01:25:37,606 --> 01:25:40,107
Yeah. Yeah?
1188
01:25:40,108 --> 01:25:42,611
You Go Near My Wife Again...
1189
01:25:42,612 --> 01:25:45,113
And I'll Kill You.
1190
01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:59,628
Hey, Pop. What's The Matter?
1191
01:26:01,630 --> 01:26:04,633
My Brother Phil Just Called Me From The Grave.
1192
01:26:04,634 --> 01:26:07,636
Said To Stay Away From Edie Or He'd Kill Me.
1193
01:26:08,804 --> 01:26:11,306
You Were Dreaming, Pop. Nah.
1194
01:26:12,808 --> 01:26:15,060
She Doesn't Want Me Anyway.
1195
01:26:15,061 --> 01:26:17,312
Doesn't Think We're Compatible.
1196
01:26:17,813 --> 01:26:20,315
No, Don't Do That. Let Me Make You Breakfast.
1197
01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:30,325
- Hi. - I'm Not Leaving 'Cause I'm Angry Or Mad Or Anything.
1198
01:26:32,327 --> 01:26:34,830
I Want You To Be Free To Make Up Your Mind.
1199
01:26:34,831 --> 01:26:36,330
Where You Going?
1200
01:26:36,331 --> 01:26:41,336
My Mom's. I'll Have The Rest Of My Clothes Picked Up Later.
1201
01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:44,840
Your Mother Gives You Hives. What Are You Doing?
1202
01:26:44,841 --> 01:26:47,843
Not This Time. It's Time I Face Up To Her.
1203
01:26:49,344 --> 01:26:51,846
See, I'm Not As Dumb As You Think.
1204
01:26:51,847 --> 01:26:53,848
I Think You're The Smartest Person Around Here.
1205
01:26:53,849 --> 01:26:56,351
Wait A Minute. Now Shouldn't We Be Talking About This?
1206
01:26:56,852 --> 01:26:59,855
No, I've Made Up My Mind. Well, At Least Let Me Help You Here.
1207
01:26:59,856 --> 01:27:01,857
You Can Help Me Get A Cab.
1208
01:27:06,862 --> 01:27:09,364
So How Did Your Big Date Go Last Night?
1209
01:27:11,366 --> 01:27:13,368
Can You Keep A Secret?
1210
01:27:13,369 --> 01:27:15,621
Yeah, Sure.
1211
01:27:15,622 --> 01:27:17,873
So Can I.
1212
01:27:24,379 --> 01:27:26,381
You--
1213
01:27:29,384 --> 01:27:31,385
Mrs. Davidow. Hello?
1214
01:27:31,386 --> 01:27:33,888
Hello, Mrs. Hardy. Good Morning, Chloe.
1215
01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:38,894
Did You Want To Talk To Me? Would You Take Over For A While, Elaine?
1216
01:27:38,895 --> 01:27:41,897
I Am Concerned About Chloe's Arm. She Has A Scratch--
1217
01:27:41,898 --> 01:27:44,900
Excuse Me! She Said That Leonard Pierson Did It To Her.
1218
01:27:44,901 --> 01:27:47,903
You Know, It's Time For Us To Do Some Serious Sharing...
1219
01:27:48,403 --> 01:27:50,906
And Interfacing About Chloe, Mrs. Hardy.
1220
01:27:50,907 --> 01:27:53,407
Can I Offer You A Cup Of Decaf?
1221
01:27:53,408 --> 01:27:55,910
So What Do You Think? Is This Beautiful?
1222
01:27:55,911 --> 01:27:58,412
Isn't It Great? Leather, The Whole Thing.
1223
01:27:58,413 --> 01:28:01,416
What Do You Say We Go For A Ride? I'll Go Grab The Keys.
1224
01:28:01,417 --> 01:28:03,919
Come On. I'll Get The Keys. I'll Be Right Back.
1225
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,422
This Is It. I Can Feel It. I Can Smell It.
1226
01:28:06,423 --> 01:28:08,923
I'm Taking Them For A Test Drive. I Know It.
1227
01:28:08,924 --> 01:28:11,876
I Sell This Beamer, I'm Off To Vegas. I Got 'Em.
1228
01:28:11,877 --> 01:28:13,428
I Got 'Em, Got 'Em, Got 'Em!
1229
01:28:18,433 --> 01:28:21,937
My God! My God!
1230
01:28:26,942 --> 01:28:30,946
Mel, Can You Open Up That Window? I Wanna Take The 750 For A Test Drive.
1231
01:28:30,947 --> 01:28:34,950
Can I Tantalize You With Something In The Meantime? I'm Here To See Tom.
1232
01:28:34,951 --> 01:28:36,952
A Mistake, But I'll Be Right Back.
1233
01:28:40,455 --> 01:28:42,958
Hi.
1234
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:46,961
So, You're Finally Buying A Car.
1235
01:28:46,962 --> 01:28:50,464
Thinking About It.
1236
01:28:50,465 --> 01:28:54,469
I'll See You Later. Be Right Back. Got It Definitely Under Control.
1237
01:28:56,921 --> 01:28:59,474
I Left Larry.
1238
01:29:00,976 --> 01:29:06,981
Are You Crazy? You Stupid Shit!
1239
01:29:06,982 --> 01:29:10,434
That Was Really Great. It Was Great.
1240
01:29:10,435 --> 01:29:14,856
It Wasn'tsogreat. What Are You Talking About? It Was Great.
1241
01:29:14,857 --> 01:29:16,857
No, It Was Different.
1242
01:29:16,858 --> 01:29:20,612
Well, It's Different In A Bed. No.
1243
01:29:20,613 --> 01:29:24,366
It's Not The Bed. It's Different.
1244
01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:26,368
You're Different.
1245
01:29:28,870 --> 01:29:31,873
Well, It's Different Now That You're--
1246
01:29:31,874 --> 01:29:34,376
Now That I'm What?
1247
01:29:34,377 --> 01:29:36,878
Now That You're,
1248
01:29:36,879 --> 01:29:39,381
On Your Own.
1249
01:29:39,382 --> 01:29:41,882
My God.
1250
01:29:41,883 --> 01:29:44,885
I Just Realized Something.
1251
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:48,139
You're One Of Those Men Who Can Only Do This Because You're Married.
1252
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:51,393
You're Not Interested In Anyone You'd Have To Have Responsibility To.
1253
01:29:51,394 --> 01:29:55,397
- Calm Down. - I'm Up For A New Position In The Fashion Office.
1254
01:29:55,398 --> 01:29:59,401
And I Took Time Out Today Because I Thought That Maybe You--
1255
01:29:59,402 --> 01:30:02,403
- You Thought That Maybe I'd What? - Nothing.
1256
01:30:02,404 --> 01:30:05,907
There's A Run In My Pantyhose! What's The Matter With You?
1257
01:30:05,908 --> 01:30:08,577
I'm Being Tested And...
1258
01:30:08,578 --> 01:30:11,246
Punished For My Stupidity!
1259
01:30:11,247 --> 01:30:13,415
I Deserve This.
1260
01:30:25,427 --> 01:30:27,428
She Looks Much Better.
1261
01:30:27,429 --> 01:30:30,431
Hey, What A Great Surprise.
1262
01:30:30,432 --> 01:30:33,435
I Had No Idea How Much I Loved Sanding.
1263
01:30:33,935 --> 01:30:36,938
Is Sandpapering Going To Be Your Next Job? I Don't Think So.
1264
01:30:37,439 --> 01:30:42,444
I Was Thinking You And Me Ought To Open A Restaurant Someplace.
1265
01:30:42,445 --> 01:30:46,448
Why, Do You Cook? No, But I Do Dishes.
1266
01:30:47,949 --> 01:30:49,950
A Restaurant? Where?
1267
01:30:49,951 --> 01:30:55,457
Somewhere We Can Hang A Sign That Says "Gone Sailing" Anytime We Want.
1268
01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:58,460
And People Would Understand? Understand? Are You Kidding Me?
1269
01:30:58,461 --> 01:31:01,462
People Will Approve.
1270
01:31:01,463 --> 01:31:04,966
And What About Your Son, Wife?
1271
01:31:06,468 --> 01:31:09,971
Mitch Goes To Spend Next Term With His Mother In San Francisco,
1272
01:31:09,972 --> 01:31:11,972
Then College.
1273
01:31:11,973 --> 01:31:15,477
Tish-- I Don't Know What She Wants, But It Certainly Isn't Me.
1274
01:31:21,483 --> 01:31:23,485
It Must Be Beautiful Out There.
1275
01:31:27,489 --> 01:31:30,492
Does That Mean You're Gonna Come Along?
1276
01:31:33,495 --> 01:31:35,997
Chloe Has Been Lying...
1277
01:31:35,998 --> 01:31:38,500
About A Boy Attacking Her,
1278
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,002
When Actually She Has Been Beating On Him.
1279
01:31:42,504 --> 01:31:46,508
The Teacher Thinks She Is Acting Out Her Anger Towards Tom.
1280
01:31:49,010 --> 01:31:52,514
The Other Day She Put A Cat In The School Dryer.
1281
01:31:55,016 --> 01:32:00,021
The Teacher Thinks It Is 'Cause She Doesn't Get Enough Attention...
1282
01:32:00,022 --> 01:32:02,022
'Cause...
1283
01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:04,776
I'm Not Doing A Good Enough Job.
1284
01:32:04,777 --> 01:32:07,529
No. Now Kids Go Through Stages.
1285
01:32:15,537 --> 01:32:17,539
My Husband And My Daughter Need Me.
1286
01:32:23,044 --> 01:32:25,546
And Us?
1287
01:32:25,547 --> 01:32:28,048
"Us"?
1288
01:32:28,049 --> 01:32:31,553
Well, We Do What Generally People Do.
1289
01:32:34,055 --> 01:32:36,558
Go On With Their Lives.
1290
01:32:40,061 --> 01:32:43,064
Maybe People Aren't Supposed To Be Happy.
1291
01:32:43,565 --> 01:32:45,567
No, I Don't Believe That.
1292
01:32:51,072 --> 01:32:54,576
I Came To Say Good-Bye. I Know.
1293
01:32:55,577 --> 01:32:57,579
Have You Been Crying?
1294
01:33:00,081 --> 01:33:02,083
I Have.
1295
01:33:03,084 --> 01:33:05,587
I Have Been Crying A Lot Lately.
1296
01:33:08,089 --> 01:33:11,092
Making Up For All These Years I Didn't.
1297
01:33:16,598 --> 01:33:18,600
I'm Fine.
1298
01:33:20,101 --> 01:33:23,605
You Know, I'm Only Sorry We Never Had A Chance To Dance.
1299
01:33:38,119 --> 01:33:41,289
You All Gotta Be Crazy! Pop, Please, I Got Enough Problems.
1300
01:33:41,290 --> 01:33:44,459
Go Home. I'll Call You. Larry, Listen To Me For Once.
1301
01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:48,713
If You Love That Woman The Way I Think You Do, Sometimes You Gotta Fight To The Death.
1302
01:33:48,714 --> 01:33:52,467
I'm Familiar With This Philosophy. I Believe It Was Attila The Hun Said It First.
1303
01:33:52,967 --> 01:33:57,472
Listen To What Your Father, Vincent Kozinski, Is Saying First, Last And Always.
1304
01:33:57,473 --> 01:34:00,474
You've Got Only One Life To Live.
1305
01:34:00,475 --> 01:34:03,978
You Can Either Make It Chicken Shit Or Chicken Salad.
1306
01:34:20,495 --> 01:34:24,499
Good Chops. I'm Glad You Like Them.
1307
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,252
My Favorite. I Know.
1308
01:34:27,253 --> 01:34:30,004
Thanks. You're Welcome.
1309
01:34:37,011 --> 01:34:39,013
Maybe,
1310
01:34:41,015 --> 01:34:43,017
We Can Make Love Later.
1311
01:34:45,019 --> 01:34:47,021
Good.
1312
01:36:32,627 --> 01:36:34,128
Thank You.
1313
01:37:37,692 --> 01:37:41,696
Phil Always Said There Was A Future In Garbage. I Just Never Thought It'd Be My Future.
1314
01:37:41,697 --> 01:37:45,199
You Were Very Generous In Your Business Dealings. Very Generous.
1315
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:49,202
Don't Let It Get Around. You Are Not Such A Tough Guy.
1316
01:37:49,203 --> 01:37:53,207
No. Tough Guy Might Have Made A Pass At You. But Not You.
1317
01:37:53,208 --> 01:37:57,211
No? I'd Say, "I Got This Big Empty House In The Country.
1318
01:37:57,212 --> 01:38:00,214
Come And Visit Me And We Can Celebrate."
1319
01:38:00,215 --> 01:38:03,217
I'd Say, "I Am Too Old For Traveling."
1320
01:38:15,730 --> 01:38:17,732
I Love You, Edie.
1321
01:38:18,733 --> 01:38:21,235
My God.
1322
01:38:37,752 --> 01:38:42,757
All Right, All Right. Poor Baby. Poor Angel.
1323
01:38:42,758 --> 01:38:45,760
Okay, Okay, Okay.
1324
01:38:47,261 --> 01:38:49,262
You Still Wanna Kill People?
1325
01:38:49,263 --> 01:38:51,765
No, They're Too Stupid. You're Telling Me.
1326
01:38:51,766 --> 01:38:55,770
Your Grandfather's About To Marry The Bermuda Triangle.
1327
01:39:02,276 --> 01:39:04,779
That's Very Good. Very Good.
1328
01:39:06,781 --> 01:39:08,282
God Bless.
1329
01:39:11,285 --> 01:39:13,287
Hi, Vince.
1330
01:39:14,789 --> 01:39:16,790
Father. Pleasure.
1331
01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:19,794
- You Know My Son, I'm Sure. - Nice To See You Again.
1332
01:39:22,797 --> 01:39:25,298
Hi. Hi.
1333
01:39:25,299 --> 01:39:28,302
You're Late. You've Met Cathy, Haven't You?
1334
01:39:28,303 --> 01:39:31,305
Cathy, This Is Tish. Tish, This Is Cathy. Hi.
1335
01:39:31,306 --> 01:39:33,307
It's Nice To Meet You.
1336
01:39:34,809 --> 01:39:36,310
What? What?
1337
01:39:36,311 --> 01:39:38,312
Start! Start!
1338
01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:49,073
It's Too Late. I Did It.
1339
01:39:49,074 --> 01:39:51,826
Look At Those Kids-- Cute.
1340
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:28,829
Here We Go.
1341
01:40:56,891 --> 01:41:01,896
Vincent, Will You Take This Woman To Be Your Wife?
1342
01:41:01,897 --> 01:41:04,398
- Yeah. Can I Kiss Her? - Not Yet.
1343
01:41:04,399 --> 01:41:06,900
Say "I Will." I Will.
1344
01:41:06,901 --> 01:41:10,404
Edie, Will You Take This Man To Be Your Husband?
1345
01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:13,406
I Will.
1346
01:41:13,407 --> 01:41:15,910
Vincent And Edie, You Have Made This Solemn Covenant...
1347
01:41:15,911 --> 01:41:19,913
Of Marriage Before God And This Company.
1348
01:41:19,914 --> 01:41:24,418
Always Follow Your Bliss. Always Follow What Your Heart Says.
1349
01:41:24,419 --> 01:41:28,388
I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife.
1350
01:41:28,389 --> 01:41:31,425
You May Kiss The Bride.
1351
01:41:41,936 --> 01:41:45,755
At This Point, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Need A Volunteer From The Audience.
1352
01:41:45,756 --> 01:41:49,575
- Somebody Who Wouldn't Mind Lending Us A Hand... - Me. Sit, Sit, Sit.
1353
01:41:49,576 --> 01:41:51,577
Or Perhaps His Whole Body.
1354
01:41:52,078 --> 01:41:55,581
I Think We Have One Here. How Are You, Sir? What's Your Name?
1355
01:41:55,582 --> 01:41:58,083
Hi. How Are You?
1356
01:41:58,084 --> 01:42:00,586
Stan, We're Going To Ask You To Remove Your Jacket.
1357
01:42:00,587 --> 01:42:02,587
And Michelle Will Help You Off With It There.
1358
01:42:02,588 --> 01:42:06,592
Another Girl In Here? Try Not To Be Funnier Than The Magician, Stan.
1359
01:42:07,093 --> 01:42:09,094
Just Lie Down. Make Yourself Comfortable.
1360
01:42:09,095 --> 01:42:12,098
- We Don't Have To Stay Here Long. - I'm Fine.
1361
01:42:12,099 --> 01:42:15,100
But I Don't Want You To Feel Uncomfortable.
1362
01:42:15,101 --> 01:42:18,104
Why Would I Feel Uncomfortable? I'm Not If You're Not.
1363
01:42:18,105 --> 01:42:20,356
Okay.
1364
01:42:20,357 --> 01:42:22,607
And--
1365
01:42:22,608 --> 01:42:24,835
Easy, Boy. Okay, Here We Go.
1366
01:42:24,836 --> 01:42:27,061
Ready? That's Good.
1367
01:42:27,062 --> 01:42:29,115
Congratulations On Your Promotion.
1368
01:42:29,615 --> 01:42:32,118
It Agrees With You. You've Never Looked More Beautiful.
1369
01:42:32,119 --> 01:42:34,619
Thank You. I've Redone The Apartment.
1370
01:42:34,620 --> 01:42:37,123
It's Sort Of Postmodern Meets The Jetsons.
1371
01:42:37,623 --> 01:42:40,626
You Should Come And See It Sometime. I Will. I Will.
1372
01:42:40,627 --> 01:42:43,129
I'm Good Now. I'm Good.
1373
01:42:43,130 --> 01:42:45,131
And Don't Go Away.
1374
01:42:47,633 --> 01:42:49,635
- You Want A Drink? - No Thank You.
1375
01:42:50,136 --> 01:42:52,138
I'm Gonna Get A Drink.
1376
01:42:53,639 --> 01:42:57,143
We're Going To Show You Something Really Puzzling.
1377
01:43:03,149 --> 01:43:06,652
I'm Sorry. Larry, Do You Know Why I Married You?
1378
01:43:06,653 --> 01:43:08,654
My Money?
1379
01:43:09,155 --> 01:43:13,159
Your Eyes. I Thought A Man With Your Eyes Would Never Hurt A Woman.
1380
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:15,161
Have I?
1381
01:43:16,662 --> 01:43:18,664
No.
1382
01:43:20,166 --> 01:43:22,168
Good Luck, Larry.
1383
01:43:22,169 --> 01:43:24,170
Thank You.
1384
01:43:33,179 --> 01:43:37,183
Now, Stan, What We're Going To Do Is Introduce You To A Little Friend Of Mine,
1385
01:43:37,184 --> 01:43:40,185
Sammy The Saw.
1386
01:43:40,186 --> 01:43:44,190
You Wanna Go Home? Good. Let's Talk To Daddy. We'll Go Home, Okay?
1387
01:43:44,191 --> 01:43:47,693
He Didn't Have That Much To Begin With.
1388
01:43:54,149 --> 01:43:57,203
You Know, I Came This Close To Having Her.
1389
01:44:04,711 --> 01:44:06,711
Ready?
1390
01:44:12,218 --> 01:44:14,219
That Was Fantastic. But We're Not Finished Yet.
1391
01:44:14,220 --> 01:44:19,225
Put Him Together Later On. I Wanna Dance With My Wife. Give Us A Waltz.
1392
01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:56,762
They Look So Sweet.
1393
01:45:23,789 --> 01:45:25,741
Hi.
1394
01:45:26,792 --> 01:45:28,293
Hi.
1395
01:45:28,294 --> 01:45:30,796
Tell Your Story Walking, Larry.
1396
01:45:33,799 --> 01:45:36,250
Maria, Would You Dance With Me?
1397
01:45:36,251 --> 01:45:40,806
No, She Won't. Please, Tom. Larry, No.
1398
01:45:42,308 --> 01:45:45,310
Well, Then How 'Bout Spending The Rest Of Your Life With Me?
1399
01:45:45,311 --> 01:45:49,765
- What Are You Talking About? - I Haven't Hit Another Human Since The Eighth Grade,
1400
01:45:49,766 --> 01:45:51,817
But If You Wanna Fight, I Will Fight.
1401
01:45:51,818 --> 01:45:53,318
Please, Please. Fine.
1402
01:45:53,319 --> 01:45:56,321
- Hmph! - What's Going On Here?
1403
01:45:56,322 --> 01:46:00,326
Pop, Please, Will You? I'm Trying To Make Chicken Salad Out Of Chicken Shit Here.
1404
01:46:00,327 --> 01:46:03,328
Maria, Everyone Is Looking.
1405
01:46:03,329 --> 01:46:07,333
Wait A Minute. I've Kept My Part Of The Bargain For Chloe's Sake.
1406
01:46:07,334 --> 01:46:09,835
Maybe Chloe Deserves More Than A Bargain, Tom.
1407
01:46:11,837 --> 01:46:15,341
You Come And Get In The Car With Me Right Now Or I'm Leaving You For Good.
1408
01:46:31,857 --> 01:46:33,859
Larry Kozinski, I Would Love To Dance With You.
1409
01:47:26,912 --> 01:47:30,416
Dance! Please, Everybody Dance! Dance!
1410
01:47:30,417 --> 01:47:32,918
I'm Taking My Present Back.
1411
01:48:10,456 --> 01:48:12,958
Yoo-Hoo.
1412
01:48:22,468 --> 01:48:24,469
Mitch. Come On, Mitch.
1413
01:48:24,470 --> 01:48:26,471
Here We Go. Mitch, Come On.
1414
01:48:26,472 --> 01:48:29,475
Come On, Quick. We're Gonna Leave. Come On, Please.
1415
01:48:29,476 --> 01:48:32,978
Come On, Mitch. Hurry Up. Mitch.
1416
01:48:33,479 --> 01:48:37,431
No, Dad. Dad, Stop It.
1417
01:48:37,432 --> 01:48:40,986
What Are You Doing? What Are You Doing? Come On.
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