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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,131 --> 00:00:04,173 ♪ Hey, Shanghai Joe 2 00:00:09,387 --> 00:00:12,849 ♪ baby little Shanghai Joe 3 00:00:16,936 --> 00:00:19,522 ♪ when you are near me 4 00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:23,067 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 5 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:26,070 ♪ because you make me quite 6 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:28,948 ♪ Shanghai Joe 7 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:30,533 ♪ Hey, yellow bond 8 00:00:32,577 --> 00:00:36,497 ♪ baby little yellow bond 9 00:00:40,627 --> 00:00:43,004 ♪ You know me, 10 00:00:43,796 --> 00:00:44,881 ♪ gotta rock 11 00:00:45,048 --> 00:00:46,466 ♪ you got the power 12 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:47,966 ♪ in your hand 13 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:49,761 ♪ little yellow bond 14 00:00:50,845 --> 00:00:52,263 ♪ suppose to be 15 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,224 ♪ If there are some trouble, trouble 16 00:01:02,273 --> 00:01:04,984 ♪ if there is some bad men, bad men 17 00:01:05,193 --> 00:01:07,862 ♪ if somebody tried to be unfair 18 00:01:08,029 --> 00:01:11,532 ♪ with a smiling face, face 19 00:01:13,952 --> 00:01:16,871 ♪ with a soul in place, place 20 00:01:17,038 --> 00:01:19,874 ♪ with the worse on hand 21 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:21,417 ♪ you make all right 22 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:23,378 ♪ Hey, Shanghai Joe 23 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:29,342 ♪ baby little Shanghai Joe 24 00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:35,848 ♪ when you are near me 25 00:01:36,724 --> 00:01:39,143 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 26 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:42,188 ♪ because you make me quite 27 00:01:43,064 --> 00:01:45,191 ♪ Shanghai Joe 28 00:01:45,316 --> 00:01:46,901 ♪ because you make me quite 29 00:01:48,861 --> 00:01:50,947 ♪ Shanghai Joe ♪ 30 00:01:51,155 --> 00:01:53,283 - Give him room. 31 00:02:00,456 --> 00:02:01,499 Get back. 32 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,085 He begins, be calm. 33 00:02:21,811 --> 00:02:25,356 - Find us water; we need water. 34 00:02:26,316 --> 00:02:29,110 Water, water, you must find us water! 35 00:02:29,694 --> 00:02:32,113 - By the stars above, will you people 36 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:33,281 stop distracting me? 37 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:34,799 I told you there's water here, and lots of it. 38 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:36,159 And my divine rod will find it. 39 00:02:36,326 --> 00:02:37,577 Now be patient! 40 00:02:37,744 --> 00:02:38,494 - Let him work. 41 00:02:38,536 --> 00:02:39,579 - You must be patient. 42 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:49,339 - Tell me, is this the place? 43 00:02:55,428 --> 00:02:57,264 - It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here! 44 00:03:02,477 --> 00:03:05,772 Thank you, kindly. 45 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:28,504 Thank you ladies, my divine rod never fails. 46 00:03:50,191 --> 00:03:53,361 - Why does this dirty water stink so? 47 00:03:59,826 --> 00:04:01,469 - Now take it easy, calm down and don't excited. 48 00:04:01,494 --> 00:04:04,289 It'll slowly get cleaner and cleaner. 49 00:04:09,836 --> 00:04:13,548 - What is this some diarrhea? 50 00:04:16,926 --> 00:04:18,094 Not water; it's diarrhea! 51 00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:20,054 - This is a river from the hell! 52 00:04:20,263 --> 00:04:21,681 This man is from the devil! 53 00:04:21,723 --> 00:04:23,057 - Calm down, calm down, I said. 54 00:04:25,685 --> 00:04:29,022 - You cheated us! 55 00:04:45,371 --> 00:04:49,334 - Violence; he didn't do it on purpose! 56 00:04:51,878 --> 00:04:54,046 It was a mistake, calm down please! 57 00:04:54,047 --> 00:04:57,175 No, please, don't harm him, please! 58 00:04:59,886 --> 00:05:02,388 - You're all a fool, that's what you are. 59 00:05:02,513 --> 00:05:04,642 You're stupid peasants; y'all oughta be thankin' me! 60 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:07,310 - That's enough, stop! 61 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:09,062 - You don't deserve the oil. 62 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:10,747 You're all a bunch of ignorant idiots; ignorant! 63 00:05:10,772 --> 00:05:13,858 - Petroleum, and you're sure? 64 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:21,867 - I have never seen a liquid so black that stinks so much. 65 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,994 - Discovered by a water debacle? 66 00:05:29,499 --> 00:05:31,267 - A charlatan; a big fat man who travels around 67 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:33,920 in his wagon cheating people. 68 00:05:34,087 --> 00:05:36,047 - You said it's desert land? 69 00:05:36,756 --> 00:05:38,399 - You will find only rocks and sagebrush, 70 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:39,968 and the land is burned out. 71 00:05:40,134 --> 00:05:41,636 - I'll pick it up for a few dollars. 72 00:05:42,011 --> 00:05:43,638 Start working on it. 73 00:05:43,805 --> 00:05:44,597 - Right away, Mr. Barnes. 74 00:05:44,764 --> 00:05:46,658 - Hey, not so fast; what's the idea of barging in here? 75 00:05:46,683 --> 00:05:48,268 - Excuse me, Mr Barnes! 76 00:05:48,309 --> 00:05:49,619 They just told me that Pedro Gomez and his band 77 00:05:49,644 --> 00:05:51,229 are making a camp at Mesa Rubia. 78 00:05:51,396 --> 00:05:52,664 It might be a good time to set up an ambush. 79 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:54,523 - Perfect, first you do away with Pedro Gomez, 80 00:05:54,524 --> 00:05:56,609 then you clear out the Mexican beach. 81 00:05:56,734 --> 00:05:57,777 - Right away, let's go. 82 00:05:57,944 --> 00:06:00,114 - I'll move out the Mexicans, don't worry about that. 83 00:06:01,948 --> 00:06:05,994 - Well, Gideon, we marked the sun and it comes right to us. 84 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,211 Yep, Mercury and Venus is suppose to bring us good fortune. 85 00:06:15,378 --> 00:06:19,132 You just don't understand... 86 00:06:32,478 --> 00:06:34,188 - Devil's hikers, come on, Gideon; 87 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,274 let's get out of their way! 88 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:38,318 Hurry up, come on! 89 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:54,042 Oh, my stores are right in the middle! 90 00:07:00,131 --> 00:07:04,385 End of the world! 91 00:07:21,069 --> 00:07:24,697 Thank heavens that's over at last. 92 00:07:30,536 --> 00:07:33,665 How do you feel, Gideon? 93 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:39,170 I thought we were goners for sure. 94 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:41,340 I guess them planets are protecting us afterall. 95 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:46,094 Okay, here we go, gotta get goin'. 96 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,016 Go on, Gideon! 97 00:07:52,183 --> 00:07:54,394 Go on, go on, go on, that a boy! 98 00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:57,855 - Thanks, my friend; you just saved my life. 99 00:08:05,947 --> 00:08:07,449 - Today is not a good day for my hat. 100 00:08:09,993 --> 00:08:12,412 What's going on here? 101 00:08:27,302 --> 00:08:29,053 - I'd say that's a bad wound. 102 00:08:56,164 --> 00:08:57,206 - Good morning. 103 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:02,295 I would like to buy a little milk, some oats for my horse, 104 00:09:03,421 --> 00:09:05,673 and, if possible, a place to pass the night. 105 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,426 Perhaps, you speak another language. 106 00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:11,804 - Gee, we are Mexicans and these women 107 00:09:11,888 --> 00:09:13,239 do not understand you; what do you want? 108 00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:14,641 - Good morning, Señor. 109 00:09:14,849 --> 00:09:16,058 I want only to purchase a little milk, some oats 110 00:09:16,059 --> 00:09:17,770 for my horse, and a decent place to sleep. 111 00:09:17,977 --> 00:09:20,230 - You have come to the wrong village. 112 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:22,857 I am afraid we can offer you nothing. 113 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:25,360 - Well, maybe a little bit of water. 114 00:09:25,818 --> 00:09:27,779 - And water least of all. 115 00:09:28,571 --> 00:09:30,340 Because, my friend, not one drop of water do we have. 116 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:32,951 Nor milk, or the oats; these people are starving. 117 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,039 - What is this strange smell? 118 00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:40,083 - Petroleum, it's a curse. 119 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,169 We wanted a wizard to find water for us, 120 00:09:43,253 --> 00:09:45,213 instead he found oil. 121 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:46,507 - Well, then you are all rich! 122 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,925 - Rich? 123 00:09:49,092 --> 00:09:51,387 Must I repeat it again that we are dying of thirst here. 124 00:09:54,639 --> 00:10:00,186 - Who's your head man? 125 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,023 - Here, there is no one head man. 126 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:05,525 - All right, who do I speak to then? 127 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,126 - Depends on what you want, but speak now with me. 128 00:10:07,151 --> 00:10:09,003 - All right, you have to clear out of this village everyone. 129 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:10,822 - Clear out, but why? 130 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,616 - Because this land don't belong to you. 131 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:15,452 - Well, we were born here; my people have always lived here. 132 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:17,579 What talk is this to leave? 133 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:19,055 - It's not talk, take all your people, 134 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,723 gather all your possessions, and get out! 135 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:22,793 - You have an hour's time, so you better tell 'em. 136 00:10:26,129 --> 00:10:29,090 - Go on, tell 'em in your own lingo what they gotta do. 137 00:10:37,557 --> 00:10:39,475 - What of the old, and the babies? 138 00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:43,271 Besides, where can we go? 139 00:10:43,479 --> 00:10:44,706 - Pardon, but why must they leave their land? 140 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,817 - And who are you, Mr. China? 141 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,862 - Only a humble traveler in your country. 142 00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,655 But in my opinion, it's unjust to send 143 00:10:52,864 --> 00:10:54,407 away those who tend the land unless 144 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:55,868 you give them some good reason. 145 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,051 - They move and that's that. 146 00:10:57,076 --> 00:10:58,386 - And it's none of your business! 147 00:10:58,411 --> 00:10:59,537 ♪ Hey, Shanghai Joe 148 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,469 ♪ baby little Shanghai Joe 149 00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:20,892 ♪ when you are near me 150 00:11:21,726 --> 00:11:24,646 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 151 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,440 ♪ because you make me quite 152 00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:30,485 ♪ Shanghai Joe 153 00:11:30,568 --> 00:11:31,986 ♪ Hey, yellow bond 154 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:37,867 ♪ baby little yellow bond 155 00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:44,207 ♪ You know me 156 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,125 - No! 157 00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:47,727 Quick, I think it's time we left, hurry, hurry! 158 00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:51,422 - Yah! Yah! Yah! 159 00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:56,261 ♪ If there are some trouble, trouble 160 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:06,521 ♪ if there is some bad men, bad men 161 00:12:06,688 --> 00:12:09,357 ♪ if somebody tried to be unfair 162 00:12:09,524 --> 00:12:12,944 ♪ with a smiling face, face 163 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:18,324 ♪ with a soul in place, place 164 00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:21,119 ♪ with the worse on hand 165 00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:22,829 ♪ you make all right ♪ 166 00:12:22,996 --> 00:12:24,664 - Gracias, gracias my friend. 167 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,963 - You have saved our village. 168 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:33,631 - Gracias! 169 00:12:37,552 --> 00:12:39,429 - Here, drink this. 170 00:12:45,768 --> 00:12:47,229 - What crap are you making me drink? 171 00:12:47,312 --> 00:12:48,771 What is it, poison? 172 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,039 - Drink it, it's sweet and damn good; 173 00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:50,940 it'll make you feel better. 174 00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,333 It's a mixture of capsella bursa-pastoris. 175 00:12:52,358 --> 00:12:54,235 An anti-hemorrhage herb and matricaria 176 00:12:55,028 --> 00:12:56,905 that'll calm you down. 177 00:12:57,071 --> 00:12:58,339 You'll spend a right, restful night; you'll see. 178 00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,241 - But how about tequila? 179 00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:01,551 I remember my mother gave me a little 180 00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:02,744 to cure me from measles. 181 00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:04,095 Tequila make good everything. 182 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,055 Listen, I'm doing everything that's possible for ya, 183 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,124 but you have a bullet in your stomach; 184 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:09,601 and that's something I just can't handle. 185 00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:10,935 You need a surgeon as fast as possible. 186 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,754 - No, no, the surgeons are in the city 187 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,882 and I never go into the city. 188 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,967 And I don't want nobody opening my stomach. 189 00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:20,553 My stomach will get used to having 190 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,805 a little bit of led inside. 191 00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:24,515 I go into the city; never. 192 00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:26,601 But why have you done this? 193 00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:35,235 You don't even know me. 194 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:36,502 - Well what's the difference? 195 00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:37,754 You're only suppose to care for those you know 196 00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:38,821 and let the others just die? 197 00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:40,490 - But you don't know my name. 198 00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:43,676 - You're someone who needs help; that's enough for me. 199 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:45,912 - I'm Pedro Gomez, a bandit. 200 00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:48,706 - Very glad to know ya, I'm Bill Cannon. 201 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,501 - But the name means nothing? 202 00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:54,462 I terrorized this whole country. 203 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,839 - Oh, who gives a damn? 204 00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,258 You better try to sleep now; 205 00:13:58,466 --> 00:13:59,675 you'll feel better in the morning. 206 00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:00,860 You better not try some trick to me, 207 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,595 'cause if you do, I... 208 00:14:02,762 --> 00:14:03,845 - No, no, no go to sleep, you'll be safe. 209 00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,474 Go on. 210 00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:08,017 - You're both idiots. 211 00:14:11,354 --> 00:14:12,647 Two perfect idiots. 212 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,991 We had two beautiful opportunities presented to us 213 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:24,801 and you couldn't execute either one of them properly. 214 00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:27,620 - We wiped out the whole Pedro Gomez gang; 215 00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:29,622 Not a one of them got away! 216 00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:31,165 - And Pedro? 217 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:32,834 Where is Pedro Gomez? 218 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,728 If I don't have his corpse, I don't collect the reward. 219 00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,672 - But boss... 220 00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:40,718 - And that business at the Mexican village, hmm? 221 00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:44,304 One China man. 222 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:47,473 Just one all alone. 223 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,059 - But that's how it was Mr. Barnes. 224 00:14:49,726 --> 00:14:50,977 - Unarmed too, hmm? 225 00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:52,996 - I'll tell ya, I've never seen anything like it. 226 00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:54,814 All alone with no gun and he had 227 00:14:54,939 --> 00:14:56,691 everybody lying on the ground. 228 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,568 He was making jumps and leaps 229 00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:00,152 with an incredible agility and strength that's... 230 00:15:00,153 --> 00:15:01,946 - I don't wanna hear anymore. 231 00:15:02,155 --> 00:15:03,631 Some days you can't get anything right. 232 00:15:03,656 --> 00:15:05,408 Get a little rest now. 233 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:07,093 Tomorrow you know what you have to do. 234 00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:08,286 - Yes, sir. 235 00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:09,747 - Tomorrow is the 29th of July; 236 00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:14,125 the stagecoach leaves San Juan. 237 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,793 - And on that stage... 238 00:15:16,711 --> 00:15:18,379 - Will be the new judge. 239 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,898 - Who is comin' to replace our friend, 240 00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,216 the late Judge Norton. 241 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:22,217 - That is correct. 242 00:15:22,383 --> 00:15:23,969 Our plan has been worked out carefully; 243 00:15:24,552 --> 00:15:26,304 We've been over every detail. 244 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:28,973 And if you fail this time, 245 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:33,937 - You know what will happen to ya. 246 00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,188 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 247 00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:36,648 - And you. 248 00:15:36,814 --> 00:15:37,857 Now get outta here! 249 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,651 - Steady, steady. 250 00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:48,576 Damn, it got away, how did that happen? 251 00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:54,791 - With those things; what you make? 252 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,263 - Everything, potions and brews that'll work miracles! 253 00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:12,100 - You know you are a funny man. 254 00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,143 Muy simpático, I will stay well with you. 255 00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:17,564 You have knowledge of many strange things. 256 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,693 - Well, yeah I know lots of things. 257 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,571 I know, for example, the stars tell me 258 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,282 a great famine's comin' soon. 259 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,575 And these supplies are beginning to dwindle away. 260 00:16:28,741 --> 00:16:30,868 If I don't get to some villages and start selling 261 00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,787 some potions and elixirs, we're gonna have 262 00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:34,389 to be satisfied with eating grass; becoming a cow. 263 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:37,125 - They see me, 264 00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,253 they will kill me. 265 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:42,714 No villages for me. 266 00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:45,301 - Well no, you'll be well hidden in the wagon 267 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,468 no one will see ya. 268 00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:49,096 Well, I could even convince the doctor 269 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,822 to take that bullet out of you. 270 00:16:50,847 --> 00:16:52,724 I'll say you're a relative of mine; 271 00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,309 you'll see, he won't suspect. 272 00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:55,935 - No, it's too much of a risk. 273 00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:59,689 I will make it; I'll be all right. 274 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:06,321 Maybe you're right. 275 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:09,909 Better take me with you to a village. 276 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:13,620 - Here are your two leads. 277 00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:20,919 - Thanks Joe, let's get 'em hitched. 278 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,503 - Excuse me. 279 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:29,968 - Yes? 280 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:31,344 - Permit me, my name is Garcia, Manuel Garcia. 281 00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:34,473 You're also going inland? 282 00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:35,807 - Yes. 283 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:36,767 - Ah, you're traveling alone? 284 00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:38,477 - No, with my father, Judge Finney. 285 00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:40,145 - Ah. 286 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,355 - Packages safe up there? 287 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,113 - Yes sir, it's tied down good Judge. 288 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:51,198 - Heyah, Heyah! 289 00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,244 - Gracias, Shanghai, adiós! 290 00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:00,539 - Come back soon. 291 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,500 - Goodbye, my friend. 292 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,251 - You're always welcome. 293 00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:03,644 - Do not leave this land, stay here. 294 00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:05,228 Here you will find riches and good fortune 295 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:07,214 for you and your children. 296 00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:08,757 - Adiós! 297 00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:09,841 - Adiós, Shanghai. 298 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:11,344 - I want you to know, I've not come 299 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,195 to this public place in your beautiful city 300 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,388 to waste your time, no. 301 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,015 My products are known in every state 302 00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:18,265 in the Union and most of the world! 303 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,144 I have a cure a for every man and all animals. 304 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,562 My medicines don't know the difference. 305 00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:24,606 Are you constipated? 306 00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:26,441 With my laxative natural herbs, 307 00:18:26,608 --> 00:18:27,860 you'll be able to move freely. 308 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:29,403 Anyone got diarrhea? 309 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,238 With a little of my extract-o-bris, 310 00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:32,839 you'll never want to sit down again. 311 00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:34,783 Anyone got bad breath? 312 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,010 A sip of this, and your mouth will smell like roses! 313 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,121 Bad headaches? 314 00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:40,722 Throw a little nices and ladies get. 315 00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:42,666 Bad earache? 316 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,001 Hangnail? 317 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,043 I can cure you all! 318 00:18:45,252 --> 00:18:46,728 Now, who's first to enjoy good health? 319 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:48,797 There's a remedy for each and all. 320 00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:54,678 A little sip 'bout half-hour before 321 00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,059 and you will latch har! 322 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,438 20 cents. 323 00:19:04,605 --> 00:19:05,831 - Hey, I suffer from migraines! 324 00:19:05,856 --> 00:19:07,941 - You don't make mistake on the dose 325 00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:09,710 cause otherwise you'll, hmm? 326 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,820 Yeah? 327 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,157 - I always got bad headaches. 328 00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:15,991 - Turn about a bit. 329 00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:17,801 Well, with all that shoutin' and reverberating 330 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,494 and your big head, I can't help ya. 331 00:19:19,703 --> 00:19:21,079 - I don't know why, but at night, 332 00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,141 my stomach's swells up with that 333 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,475 and I start making terrible stinks. 334 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,754 - That'll be 20 cents, just take one spoon before meals 335 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:30,589 and don't forget to open the window, just in case. 336 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,841 For those of you with lice, or the purple uglies, 337 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,010 you've come to the right man, yes sir! 338 00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:37,429 Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. 339 00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:39,489 Remember, there's nothing more precious than good health. 340 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,683 And my potions and elixirs will cure all your ill. 341 00:19:41,725 --> 00:19:44,811 I'm sure you suffer from lumbago. 342 00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:47,497 - We all suffer from aches and pains in the stagecoach, 343 00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:48,999 I imagine the judge suffers the same. 344 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,776 - Oh, judge, excuse me your honor. 345 00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:52,986 - You're quite right, young fellow, 346 00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:54,796 but unfortunately, only a mild case; quite painful however. 347 00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:57,323 - Aha, well I have an exceptional product for ya. 348 00:19:57,324 --> 00:20:00,327 Just rub on this liquid lightly where it hurts, 349 00:20:00,452 --> 00:20:02,537 and the pain goes away immediately! 350 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:04,749 And a free sample of my perfume, for the young lady. 351 00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,209 - She's my daughter. 352 00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:08,418 - Enjoy. 353 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,503 - Well, thank you. 354 00:20:10,087 --> 00:20:12,089 - What do I owe ya? 355 00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:14,232 - 20 cents; only 20 cents and you'll see how well ya feel. 356 00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:16,093 - Thank you, and good day to you. 357 00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:17,986 - Thank you, Judge, and have a good trip! 358 00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:19,321 Step right up folks, I have every cure for every ill. 359 00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:22,015 Why suffer when I can make you 360 00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:23,367 well with my miracle medicine. 361 00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:24,851 Medicines are in demand all over 362 00:20:25,018 --> 00:20:26,354 the United States and the world! 363 00:20:30,691 --> 00:20:34,736 - Mr Barnes, I've finished it if you'd like to read. 364 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,632 - Yeah. 365 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:01,763 Yeah, yeah fine. 366 00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:04,475 Right now they should be leaving Condor. 367 00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:29,082 - Right on time, let's go! 368 00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:56,610 - Hey, hold up! 369 00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:20,008 - Ho there, Ho! 370 00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:22,094 - What do you what, mister? 371 00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:25,364 - Well, my horse went lame and I had to should 'em. 372 00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:27,432 Got room for me to the nearest town? 373 00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:29,476 - Where ya headed? 374 00:22:31,353 --> 00:22:32,663 - I was suppose to go to Tucson, 375 00:22:32,688 --> 00:22:34,247 but I'll get off wherever I can find another horse. 376 00:22:34,273 --> 00:22:36,483 - Give me your saddle. 377 00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:37,900 - Appreciate it. 378 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,278 - All right, nobody move! 379 00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:47,286 - Everyone out here! 380 00:22:50,455 --> 00:22:51,707 Hurry up, get movin'! 381 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:54,585 ♪ Hey, Shanghai Joe 382 00:23:08,265 --> 00:23:11,893 ♪ baby little Shanghai Joe 383 00:23:15,856 --> 00:23:18,358 ♪ when you are near me 384 00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:21,903 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 385 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:25,073 ♪ because you make me quite 386 00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:27,909 ♪ Shanghai Joe 387 00:23:27,951 --> 00:23:29,578 ♪ Hey, yellow bond 388 00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:34,750 - Sure sorry there wasn't any doctor in that town. 389 00:23:39,755 --> 00:23:42,716 Business went pretty well. 390 00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:44,634 Yeah we got supplies that'll last a week. 391 00:23:44,635 --> 00:23:46,678 Where should we go? 392 00:23:47,179 --> 00:23:48,221 The hills, the plains? 393 00:23:48,388 --> 00:23:50,157 Or should we camp on the back of some nice lake, huh? 394 00:23:50,182 --> 00:23:53,060 Hey. 395 00:23:55,062 --> 00:23:56,564 - I'm not gonna worry you any longer. 396 00:24:00,859 --> 00:24:03,403 - What's wrong, Pedro? 397 00:24:03,528 --> 00:24:05,489 - It's the end, mi amigo. 398 00:24:05,656 --> 00:24:07,240 It's over. 399 00:24:08,283 --> 00:24:09,326 - What are you saying? 400 00:24:10,494 --> 00:24:11,662 Wait a minute, well I got 401 00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:14,289 the best thing in the world for ya. 402 00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:16,166 - Tequila; give me a drink of tequila. 403 00:24:18,001 --> 00:24:21,838 There's no hope for me anymore. 404 00:24:22,506 --> 00:24:26,260 Please, Bill. 405 00:24:26,343 --> 00:24:28,345 Let me die happy please. 406 00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:31,556 Tequila. 407 00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:33,351 - Okay, amigo, whatever you want. 408 00:24:35,727 --> 00:24:38,397 But be careful. 409 00:24:38,689 --> 00:24:40,399 Drink it slowly, slowly, slowly. 410 00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:46,446 Don't start chokin'. 411 00:24:47,197 --> 00:24:48,632 - Tequila is like the mother's milk. 412 00:24:48,657 --> 00:24:51,285 Bill, my voice, it comes difficult for me to speak. 413 00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:57,082 Come here, I must tell you something very important. 414 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:03,880 You are the only person who makes me feel always safe; 415 00:25:05,173 --> 00:25:09,678 always good, amigo. 416 00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:11,556 You helped me, without asking me anything. 417 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:15,851 You have given the most beautiful days of my life. 418 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,938 I want to thank you. 419 00:25:21,815 --> 00:25:23,860 I was a partner of Señor Barnes, in Glenwood City, 420 00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:29,781 but he stole all the money and fixed the judge against me. 421 00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:34,703 They put a big price on my head. 422 00:25:35,912 --> 00:25:37,914 But, the only thing I have to give you 423 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:42,085 is the 1,000 dollars reward. 424 00:25:42,294 --> 00:25:45,213 Take my body to the sheriff. 425 00:25:46,965 --> 00:25:50,260 - Pedro, Pedro. 426 00:25:52,679 --> 00:25:54,973 - Come over here. 427 00:25:57,351 --> 00:25:58,393 - What is it? 428 00:25:58,477 --> 00:26:00,355 - I got the impression there's a common right. 429 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,064 We're missing 200 dollars. 430 00:26:02,230 --> 00:26:03,332 - I know, you forgot to carry the five. 431 00:26:03,357 --> 00:26:04,399 - No, no, no, no. 432 00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:11,990 - Ho! 433 00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:23,210 - What happened? 434 00:26:23,377 --> 00:26:25,103 - Help us, we were attacked by bandits; Jakes badly wounded. 435 00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:28,339 Get him to a doctor, quick. 436 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:30,050 Where's the sheriff, where's the sheriff? 437 00:26:33,178 --> 00:26:34,805 - Here I am, right here. 438 00:26:34,972 --> 00:26:36,139 - Are you sheriff Wilson? 439 00:26:36,306 --> 00:26:37,349 - That's right. 440 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:38,016 - I'm Judge Finney. 441 00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:38,934 - Ah, pleased to meet you. 442 00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:40,185 - Ah! 443 00:26:40,352 --> 00:26:41,646 - Would you care to explain why 444 00:26:45,857 --> 00:26:46,985 you did not send any men as 445 00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:48,150 escort guards for the mail coach? 446 00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:49,628 In spite of a special law of Congress 447 00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:50,904 requiring you to do so? 448 00:26:51,113 --> 00:26:52,422 - Well, that law of Congress refers to violent cities; 449 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,825 this is a peaceful town. 450 00:26:54,992 --> 00:26:56,411 - Well, I'm sorry, you happen to be 451 00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,995 completely wrong. 452 00:26:58,161 --> 00:26:58,912 - Excuse me, Judge. 453 00:26:59,079 --> 00:26:59,746 What happened? 454 00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:01,598 - Bandits attacked the stage, that's what happened. 455 00:27:01,623 --> 00:27:03,667 - You're Judge Finney? 456 00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:06,878 - Yes, that's my name. 457 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,463 - Ah, welcome to Glenwood City. 458 00:27:09,089 --> 00:27:11,383 My name is Barnes, Pat Barnes. 459 00:27:12,134 --> 00:27:15,261 I'm so sorry, it's a terrible shame about the bandits. 460 00:27:15,262 --> 00:27:19,432 It's strange because it's the first act 461 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:21,226 of violence we've known. 462 00:27:21,435 --> 00:27:22,560 - We must be thankful, a mysterious China man 463 00:27:22,561 --> 00:27:24,438 suddenly arrived and started to fight 464 00:27:24,605 --> 00:27:25,981 the bandits by himself; 465 00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:27,733 if not, we wouldn't be here. 466 00:27:28,609 --> 00:27:30,193 - Papa, the baggage is ready. 467 00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:33,113 - Mr Barnes, my daughter Carol. 468 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,282 - Ah, it's a pleasure. 469 00:27:36,074 --> 00:27:38,119 Sheriff, would you escort them to their new homes? 470 00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:40,287 - Yes, sir. 471 00:27:40,454 --> 00:27:41,163 - Mr. Barnes. 472 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:41,913 - This way, your honor. 473 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,348 - Miss Carol, you mind if I visit you? 474 00:27:43,373 --> 00:27:45,000 - With pleasure. 475 00:27:45,626 --> 00:27:46,977 - I hope, young man you, give us time to move in. 476 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:48,462 - But of course, your Honor. 477 00:27:48,629 --> 00:27:49,980 - I think you'll like the house judge; it's not far. 478 00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:51,757 - That suitcase is mine. 479 00:27:51,924 --> 00:27:53,191 - Hurry up with those bags, let's go. 480 00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:55,469 - WANTED dead or alive FOR MURDER 481 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:06,354 PEDRO GOMEZ; reward one grand. 482 00:28:06,355 --> 00:28:08,899 What do you think of that? 483 00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:11,653 Least I'll see you'll get a good burial. 484 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:16,782 You've been so generous to me. 485 00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:18,867 It's your last wish, huh? 486 00:28:20,953 --> 00:28:21,995 At least, that's what you said. 487 00:28:21,996 --> 00:28:23,874 And you're already dead; can't hardly hang ya. 488 00:28:23,914 --> 00:28:26,583 Let's go, Gideon. 489 00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:29,294 Go! 490 00:28:33,548 --> 00:28:36,510 - You idiot, now just start telling me what happened! 491 00:28:39,721 --> 00:28:41,974 - The China man. 492 00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,016 - The hell with the China man! 493 00:28:43,183 --> 00:28:44,934 - Everything was going just like you planned. 494 00:28:44,935 --> 00:28:47,187 All we had to do was kill the judge. 495 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:49,481 But this China man suddenly jumped us 496 00:28:49,648 --> 00:28:51,775 like a bolt of lightning; I just managed to escape! 497 00:28:54,987 --> 00:28:57,364 - Now that micah during the fight, 498 00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:02,010 did the China man get a good look at your faces? 499 00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:03,703 - Yes, I'm sure he most of. 500 00:29:03,704 --> 00:29:05,831 - Well, then you can't afford 501 00:29:06,665 --> 00:29:07,849 to have them seen around Glenwood. 502 00:29:07,874 --> 00:29:09,210 - Yeah, you're absolutely right! 503 00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:15,173 You deserve to be shot! 504 00:29:18,302 --> 00:29:20,386 But, fortunately, I'm generous. 505 00:29:20,387 --> 00:29:22,389 Get out! 506 00:30:11,063 --> 00:30:15,275 - Oh no, you remind me of a kangaroo bouncing like that. 507 00:30:17,069 --> 00:30:19,988 - Hey, where's Mr. Barnes? 508 00:30:20,155 --> 00:30:20,948 - Mr. Barnes is in his office! 509 00:30:21,114 --> 00:30:22,948 - All right. 510 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:23,992 - What a dumb question. 511 00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:32,751 - Thank you, sir. 512 00:30:40,509 --> 00:30:41,718 Now, arms up! 513 00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:45,347 Thank you. 514 00:30:46,265 --> 00:30:47,349 12, 24, 26. 515 00:30:47,683 --> 00:30:52,145 Oh, I'd better get the tape measure. 516 00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:57,150 - Do you think this will fit? 517 00:30:59,486 --> 00:31:00,754 - He's a mountain; I don't think so. 518 00:31:00,779 --> 00:31:01,571 I don't know what to, oh... 519 00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:03,073 Oh no! 520 00:31:03,782 --> 00:31:04,825 Excuse me. 521 00:31:07,494 --> 00:31:08,537 Please not there, here! 522 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:16,128 - No. 523 00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,435 You shouldn't have paid. 524 00:31:32,311 --> 00:31:34,063 You should of asked me before you paid him. 525 00:31:35,814 --> 00:31:37,899 Are you sure it was Pedro Gomez? 526 00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:40,277 - Couldn't be any mistake. 527 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,654 - A bullet in his stomach? 528 00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:45,966 - He probably carried that bullet sometime. 529 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:48,452 - Thank you, sheriff; you can go now. 530 00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:52,706 - Well, I'm very sorry. 531 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:53,915 - That's all right. 532 00:31:54,082 --> 00:31:55,208 - Good bye, sir. 533 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,793 - Your men missed a bullet, 534 00:32:00,964 --> 00:32:02,383 and fatso must have found him dead. 535 00:32:04,176 --> 00:32:06,637 Or maybe he found him still living. 536 00:32:11,683 --> 00:32:13,936 And Pedro told him everything. 537 00:32:17,064 --> 00:32:18,690 That man is dangerous. 538 00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:20,776 Much too dangerous. 539 00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:29,743 - I assure you, I was just... 540 00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:36,416 Nice fella. 541 00:32:38,293 --> 00:32:39,461 - You old friend of mine, 542 00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:45,592 time to put you out in the pasture; 543 00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:47,052 it's heartbreaking for me. 544 00:32:47,219 --> 00:32:48,637 - Good morning, sir. 545 00:32:49,221 --> 00:32:50,264 - Uh, sir. 546 00:32:51,932 --> 00:32:53,100 - Are you sirring me? 547 00:32:56,853 --> 00:32:58,312 - Certainly, I've got a proposition for ya. 548 00:32:58,313 --> 00:33:00,941 In as much that I'm leaving the city for work reasons, 549 00:33:01,108 --> 00:33:03,402 I'd like to sell you my horse. 550 00:33:03,527 --> 00:33:04,569 At a very good bargain. 551 00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:05,821 - You mean a saddle horse? 552 00:33:06,571 --> 00:33:07,631 - A magnificent thoroughbred! 553 00:33:07,656 --> 00:33:09,408 - Oh, no I couldn't do that; 554 00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:11,578 that'd be too cruel to the poor animal. 555 00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:13,746 You know I weigh 320 pounds; I'd break his back. 556 00:33:14,538 --> 00:33:17,541 But you know what'd be good for me? 557 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,710 - What? 558 00:33:19,876 --> 00:33:20,711 - A damn fine traveling horse 559 00:33:20,877 --> 00:33:22,296 with a good carriage, you know? 560 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,381 That's what I really need for myself. 561 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:26,300 - Well, you come along with me. 562 00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:27,843 Notice how responsive he is; 563 00:33:34,891 --> 00:33:36,576 it's almost like he can read your mind, huh? 564 00:33:36,602 --> 00:33:38,604 Well, ya convinced? 565 00:33:39,605 --> 00:33:41,063 Give me the reins a minute. 566 00:33:41,064 --> 00:33:43,066 - What are you gonna do? 567 00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:44,585 - I'm gonna show you just how the shock absorbers work. 568 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:45,235 Even on rough ground. 569 00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:46,445 Hah! 570 00:33:57,372 --> 00:34:02,377 - Well, howdy! 571 00:34:31,073 --> 00:34:32,115 - Mornin'. 572 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,075 - Woah! 573 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,743 - Okay, get out. 574 00:34:35,827 --> 00:34:37,871 - But I don't get it. 575 00:34:38,038 --> 00:34:39,081 - You will. 576 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,791 Stand still. 577 00:34:46,129 --> 00:34:47,422 He's all yours. 578 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,759 - Fat slob, take a hold of this tree. 579 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:04,438 - It's forbidden to smoke here. 580 00:35:05,523 --> 00:35:07,233 Out of the way, make room. 581 00:35:19,328 --> 00:35:21,372 How do you like that? 582 00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:23,248 And that? 583 00:35:23,249 --> 00:35:24,375 And this? 584 00:36:24,435 --> 00:36:28,314 Hey slim, you got that rope ready? 585 00:36:38,741 --> 00:36:40,743 I'm all out of breath. 586 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,495 - You, bring some water! 587 00:37:13,150 --> 00:37:14,819 Drink! 588 00:37:17,238 --> 00:37:18,991 Go on, drink my friend; you'll feel better. 589 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,994 ♪ Hey, Shanghai Joe 590 00:37:37,842 --> 00:37:41,470 ♪ baby little Shanghai Joe 591 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:48,185 ♪ when you are near me 592 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,439 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 593 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,483 ♪ because you make me quite 594 00:37:55,276 --> 00:37:57,278 ♪ Shanghai Joe 595 00:37:57,486 --> 00:37:58,946 ♪ Hey, yellow bond 596 00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:04,869 ♪ baby little yellow bond 597 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,626 ♪ You know me, 598 00:38:12,168 --> 00:38:13,502 ♪ gotta rock 599 00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:15,129 ♪ got the power 600 00:38:15,296 --> 00:38:16,339 ♪ in your hand 601 00:38:16,422 --> 00:38:17,965 ♪ little yellow bond 602 00:38:19,342 --> 00:38:20,635 ♪ suppose to be 603 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:22,595 ♪ If there are some trouble, trouble 604 00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:33,522 ♪ if there is some bad men, bad men 605 00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:36,149 ♪ if somebody tried to be unfair 606 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:39,820 ♪ with a smiling face, face 607 00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:45,076 ♪ with a soul in place, place 608 00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:48,120 ♪ with the worse on hand 609 00:38:48,287 --> 00:38:49,955 ♪ you make all right ♪ 610 00:38:56,212 --> 00:38:58,382 - That man was suppose to hang, what happened to him? 611 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:12,186 - You dummy! 612 00:40:14,165 --> 00:40:16,709 - Hold your fire; do not shoot, I am on your side! 613 00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:24,383 I am the one who saved you from those guys 614 00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:29,723 who wanted to hang you, don't you recognize me? 615 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:32,808 - Huh? 616 00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:34,685 And what do you want from me? 617 00:40:34,894 --> 00:40:36,939 - I only want my horse and my belongings returned. 618 00:40:38,689 --> 00:40:41,317 I brought you another one; it's over there. 619 00:40:41,484 --> 00:40:43,653 - You better not be playing some dirty trick on me, 620 00:40:53,871 --> 00:40:55,456 now I warn ya. 621 00:40:55,665 --> 00:40:56,916 - You have my word. 622 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:58,893 Even though now, I sure wish I'd let them hang you. 623 00:40:58,918 --> 00:41:01,087 Confucius say, "You do not answer with evil, 624 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,467 "when you have been given good." 625 00:41:06,634 --> 00:41:08,260 - Excuse me, I must have lost my head. 626 00:41:08,636 --> 00:41:10,930 Just been robbed by those bastards. 627 00:41:11,097 --> 00:41:12,807 - Yes I know, I watched it all. 628 00:41:12,974 --> 00:41:15,102 But I don't understand why the whipping and hanging. 629 00:41:15,977 --> 00:41:18,437 They've already robbed you. 630 00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:19,982 I think they're is another reason 631 00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:21,524 that you do not want to get out. 632 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,793 - Well I don't know anything, I'm just a poor sucker. 633 00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:26,737 I've never seen more than one dollar in my life. 634 00:41:26,946 --> 00:41:29,156 - Oh, those roll of bills I saw you carrying around, 635 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:31,867 you stole it? 636 00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:33,302 - Oh no; the story's too long to tell. 637 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:35,746 It was a reward on a bandit. 638 00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:37,581 - What bandit? 639 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,642 - Just like I told ya, it's a very long story, 640 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,751 you don't want to hear it. 641 00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:43,504 Well, my name is Bill Cannon, I thank you. 642 00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:47,133 - Shanghai Joe, good luck. 643 00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:51,137 - Thanks again, pal, for all your assistance. 644 00:41:56,517 --> 00:41:59,312 - Hello. 645 00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:00,897 Can you take care of my horse? 646 00:42:02,023 --> 00:42:03,984 He's hungry and tired, he needs a place to rest, 647 00:42:04,275 --> 00:42:06,360 and some hay and water. 648 00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:07,795 - Sí, Señor, I'll take good care of him. 649 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:10,906 - Ah, perhaps you could suggest a place to stay the night. 650 00:42:15,286 --> 00:42:18,246 - At the Silver Star, Señor; you'll like it. 651 00:42:18,247 --> 00:42:20,541 It has very good cooking, and the most 652 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:21,542 beautiful girls in the west. 653 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:23,769 It's one of the places that belong to Señor Barnes. 654 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,422 - He must be a great man this Señor Barnes. 655 00:42:26,589 --> 00:42:28,466 - I think maybe he owns the whole city. 656 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,276 - Good for him, you'll take care of my horse then? 657 00:42:30,301 --> 00:42:32,553 - Like he is my own, Señor. 658 00:42:33,012 --> 00:42:34,847 - The deceased Judge Norton was about 659 00:42:35,765 --> 00:42:37,642 to make public that new ordinance 660 00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:39,100 when, well, we all know who bought his heart. 661 00:42:39,101 --> 00:42:42,313 What I'm trying to say is that 662 00:42:42,813 --> 00:42:44,081 if my opinion is worth anything, 663 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,416 is to wait a few days if for no other reason 664 00:42:45,441 --> 00:42:47,318 than to size up the situation. 665 00:42:47,443 --> 00:42:49,279 - I'm sure you'll find I have enough evidence 666 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,821 to understand the situation. 667 00:42:50,988 --> 00:42:53,257 I agree that a man in Barnes' position might have enemies. 668 00:42:53,282 --> 00:42:56,827 But, over here I have a charge for setting fire 669 00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,912 to a man's farmland, and over here for extortion, 670 00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:01,040 and so on, and so on. 671 00:43:01,207 --> 00:43:03,250 Without meaning any disrespect for 672 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,211 the decisions of my predecessors, 673 00:43:05,378 --> 00:43:07,171 I intend to rehear all the testimony 674 00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:10,382 of all parties concerned. 675 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,443 - But, your Honor, it's always been a peaceful town. 676 00:43:12,468 --> 00:43:15,513 - Certainly, with Barnes you either obey or you get buried. 677 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:20,351 - They are very beautiful! 678 00:43:20,810 --> 00:43:22,328 You can't imagine, Señorita, how happy 679 00:43:22,353 --> 00:43:24,271 I am your family has a woman in the house! 680 00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:26,482 The poor judge was alone with a bad heart, 681 00:43:26,649 --> 00:43:28,292 drank too much, and he was always grumbling. 682 00:43:28,317 --> 00:43:30,945 Not that he wasn't a good person. 683 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:34,364 Oh, I will answer. 684 00:43:34,365 --> 00:43:35,825 Buenos dias, Señor Manuel, come in. 685 00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:40,330 - Good morning, with these being your first days, 686 00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:41,764 I thought you might not have had time to go shopping 687 00:43:41,789 --> 00:43:43,748 so I thought you'd... 688 00:43:43,749 --> 00:43:44,934 - Que bonito, what a beautiful thought! 689 00:43:44,959 --> 00:43:47,253 I will put him with the others. 690 00:43:48,963 --> 00:43:51,048 - Are you really Mexican? 691 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,347 - Yes, but why? 692 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:00,976 - I thought all Mexicans had dark eyes. 693 00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,894 - Oh, but I went to school in England. 694 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:08,941 No, wait! 695 00:44:12,111 --> 00:44:13,904 I'll help ya. 696 00:44:13,988 --> 00:44:15,657 My father doesn't know I came to see you, 697 00:44:17,116 --> 00:44:18,993 he's still in the old school. 698 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,828 Mexicans don't like the Yankees. 699 00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,872 - Manuel. 700 00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:24,166 - Good morning, your Honor. 701 00:44:24,332 --> 00:44:25,558 - I will do everything possible to make Ol' Garcia, 702 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:27,418 change his mind about us Yankees. 703 00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:29,545 - Thank you, sir. 704 00:44:31,005 --> 00:44:35,134 - There's my handsome little dude 705 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:37,678 - Hoorah, you won! 706 00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:39,013 - Coming up again. 707 00:44:39,138 --> 00:44:40,849 - Get us another round here, will ya Andy? 708 00:44:45,645 --> 00:44:47,773 - All right honey, just keep your hands to yourself. 709 00:44:50,483 --> 00:44:53,277 - How come your mother lets you out of the room? 710 00:44:53,486 --> 00:44:54,920 - Because she knows I'm an honest girl. 711 00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:56,739 Besides, it was my momma who taught me 712 00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:58,449 how to behave at night. 713 00:44:58,658 --> 00:45:00,051 If momma could see me now, she'd have a heart attack! 714 00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:03,579 - The gentleman loses all. 715 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,250 - Including me. 716 00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:10,252 - Ya both can go to hell! 717 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:12,047 - All right top-knot, let's see your style. 718 00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:31,148 - Here are the dice. 719 00:45:37,530 --> 00:45:38,948 - Behave yourself now! 720 00:45:41,242 --> 00:45:42,660 - Oh come on, doll, just a little! 721 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:44,679 - What are you trying to do to me, eat my earring? 722 00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:47,832 - He wins again. 723 00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:50,626 - He's winning! 724 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:58,050 Oh, that's marvelous! 725 00:46:01,554 --> 00:46:04,473 - The gentleman wins again. 726 00:46:28,706 --> 00:46:30,041 - The gentleman wins. 727 00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:31,751 - Let's go then! 728 00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:41,235 - Oh wait, have another drink first. 729 00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:43,429 - Good evening, Mr Barnes. 730 00:47:17,838 --> 00:47:19,423 - Change the dice? 731 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:22,717 - No. 732 00:47:22,718 --> 00:47:24,054 - Now what should I do about 'em? 733 00:47:28,975 --> 00:47:30,644 - We'll let him win; someone will rob him 734 00:47:32,103 --> 00:47:33,813 when he's in his room. 735 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,231 - Thank you, that's enough. 736 00:47:38,776 --> 00:47:40,127 - With your lucky, why are you stopping now? 737 00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:41,697 - Confucius teach us not to be greedy. 738 00:47:41,737 --> 00:47:43,572 - Why don't we celebrate your winning 739 00:47:43,739 --> 00:47:44,991 with a bottle of champaigne? 740 00:47:45,157 --> 00:47:46,676 - I don't drink, but why don't you two 741 00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:47,885 go ahead and drink my health, anyway. 742 00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:49,829 I'm dead tired, I want to go to sleep now. 743 00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,914 - Bye! 744 00:48:16,397 --> 00:48:19,567 - Come on. 745 00:48:25,698 --> 00:48:26,741 You two. 746 00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:29,411 Upstairs; you two over there, hurry! 747 00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:56,979 - No sight of him! 748 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:41,399 - My pleaure. 749 00:49:44,568 --> 00:49:46,170 - I did not expect to see you around here at this hour. 750 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:48,280 - Well, I was actually looking for something 751 00:49:48,489 --> 00:49:49,740 to stick twixt my teeth. 752 00:49:49,865 --> 00:49:51,175 Went back to the kitchen and found me a campine 753 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,802 and I'd finish the leg, and was starting on a wing 754 00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:54,245 when I heard all that commotion. 755 00:49:54,412 --> 00:49:58,082 - So, you save life of Shanghai? 756 00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:00,793 - And that makes us even. 757 00:50:01,252 --> 00:50:03,630 Hey, why don't you teach me them alphabet tricks of yours. 758 00:50:04,338 --> 00:50:07,091 A, E, I, O, U. 759 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:10,136 The feet and the hands. 760 00:50:10,303 --> 00:50:11,636 Teach me that and I'll teach you how to use this. 761 00:50:11,637 --> 00:50:13,806 All right, it's a deal. 762 00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:16,826 - I'm asking you if you're sure those were Barnes' men. 763 00:50:16,851 --> 00:50:19,603 - Yes, very sure. 764 00:50:19,812 --> 00:50:20,997 And his lawyer was there too. 765 00:50:21,022 --> 00:50:22,707 You well know that that land never yielded a thing. 766 00:50:22,732 --> 00:50:25,026 Just a hunk of desert. 767 00:50:25,192 --> 00:50:26,777 But that Chinese convinced us that 768 00:50:26,944 --> 00:50:28,321 from now on it's our fortune. 769 00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:30,406 - So, say that is true that there's oil below. 770 00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:33,034 All the more reason to keep it out of the hands of Barnes. 771 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:35,786 He's arrived today in Glenwood, that new Judge, 772 00:50:36,579 --> 00:50:39,165 and the word is he's an upstanding gentleman. 773 00:50:39,332 --> 00:50:41,208 - Yes, papa, he's honest very courageous. 774 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,044 - Let us say thanks to God. 775 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,003 It's far past the hour in this town, 776 00:50:45,004 --> 00:50:47,089 that we return to peace and justice. 777 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:53,137 - No, the hand more rigid, like this. 778 00:51:03,272 --> 00:51:05,399 Fingers together and make big chest. 779 00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:09,195 Okay, very good! 780 00:51:09,362 --> 00:51:11,906 Now, fake to the neck and kick to the stomach. 781 00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:13,783 Ready? 782 00:51:13,991 --> 00:51:14,742 - Yeah, but you're not to move. 783 00:51:14,909 --> 00:51:16,284 - No, I won't move. 784 00:51:16,285 --> 00:51:18,245 About ready? 785 00:51:18,371 --> 00:51:19,597 Come on, to the attack; I'm waiting. 786 00:51:19,622 --> 00:51:21,499 - Here I come! 787 00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,920 How am I doing maestro? 788 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:28,047 - Not bad. 789 00:51:28,214 --> 00:51:29,841 But please remember, it's your adversary 790 00:51:30,883 --> 00:51:32,510 that's suppose to fall. 791 00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:33,719 - Cigar? 792 00:51:34,053 --> 00:51:34,845 - No, thank you. 793 00:51:35,012 --> 00:51:36,530 - As I understand it, Mr Barnes, you came 794 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:39,225 out here to Glenwood from the east five years ago. 795 00:51:39,392 --> 00:51:42,061 - Exactly. 796 00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:44,731 - And at that time, I believe you were 797 00:51:45,773 --> 00:51:47,566 a struggling real esate agent. 798 00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:49,835 - Your Honor, I don't quite see what you're driving at. 799 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:52,238 - In that relatively short period, 800 00:51:53,864 --> 00:51:56,283 you've managed to become the owner of all the land 801 00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:59,704 in the surrounding territory. 802 00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:01,580 And there is not a business in town 803 00:52:01,747 --> 00:52:03,499 you have no interest in. 804 00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,309 - I admit that I've been very, shall we say, lucky. 805 00:52:05,334 --> 00:52:08,421 And to my knowledge, there's nothing illegal 806 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:10,006 in such enterprises. 807 00:52:10,172 --> 00:52:11,548 It's my nose for a good buy. 808 00:52:13,216 --> 00:52:17,220 - I see. 809 00:52:17,387 --> 00:52:18,947 But apparently, you're not aware of the regulations 810 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:21,182 governing land in this country 811 00:52:21,349 --> 00:52:22,992 written in the law by the Congress of the United States. 812 00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:25,353 It speaks clearly of illicitly gained wealth 813 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,230 and particularly, in regard to land of recent annexation. 814 00:52:28,231 --> 00:52:33,319 - In my case, sir, every purchase was completely legal. 815 00:52:33,445 --> 00:52:37,115 My lawyer did the registering; Johnathon Smith, 816 00:52:37,615 --> 00:52:39,993 who is also, of course, and incidentally 817 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,204 the town tax collector. 818 00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:46,042 The transaction was handled through your predecessor. 819 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:49,627 All properties were registered in his courthouse. 820 00:52:50,378 --> 00:52:52,213 - That's not speak of contracts. 821 00:52:53,256 --> 00:52:55,467 Contracts are always absolutely legal. 822 00:52:55,633 --> 00:52:58,136 No, I allude to the manner in which 823 00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:03,141 the contracts were obtained. 824 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:05,560 I have here, for example, a certain Romon Garcia. 825 00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:10,148 This citizen says that his contract was extorted; 826 00:53:10,982 --> 00:53:15,153 that it was got from him in a way 827 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,490 that was most un-businesslike, 828 00:53:18,656 --> 00:53:20,617 and he's taking legal action against you. 829 00:53:20,784 --> 00:53:23,536 - This Garcia, the man is clearly very jealous 830 00:53:28,708 --> 00:53:32,879 of another success, you see. 831 00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:34,964 And because of this he indulges 832 00:53:35,048 --> 00:53:36,316 in these childish, silly accusations. 833 00:53:36,341 --> 00:53:38,927 - I intend to discover the truth in court, Mr Barnes. 834 00:53:40,136 --> 00:53:43,139 - As your right, Your Honor. 835 00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:44,182 - Papa... 836 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:45,058 Oh, sorry I didn't mean... 837 00:53:45,266 --> 00:53:46,101 - Good morning, miss. 838 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:47,645 - I wanted to ask your permission 839 00:53:48,186 --> 00:53:49,561 to go into town to do some shopping. 840 00:53:49,562 --> 00:53:51,732 - Well, our business is finish I think, can I go now? 841 00:53:54,192 --> 00:53:56,861 - Of course, Mr. Barnes. 842 00:53:57,028 --> 00:53:58,321 - Judge. 843 00:53:59,989 --> 00:54:01,032 Miss. 844 00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:03,993 - Papa, you know what I think? 845 00:54:09,165 --> 00:54:10,875 - What dear? 846 00:54:11,042 --> 00:54:12,420 - He's a real gentleman, isn't he? 847 00:54:12,502 --> 00:54:14,379 - He seems like a gentleman. 848 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,008 - What are you doing here? 849 00:54:31,563 --> 00:54:32,956 - The Judge sent someone to get me. 850 00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:34,398 - Why? 851 00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:35,108 - How should I know? 852 00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:37,236 - That one's cagey, I wish she'd never arrived. 853 00:54:38,069 --> 00:54:40,113 - It's been a whole lot better. 854 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,698 - Just a second, are you afraid? 855 00:54:42,365 --> 00:54:43,783 - No, no, why should I be afraid? 856 00:54:46,244 --> 00:54:48,329 - Allow me. 857 00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:52,500 - Miss. 858 00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:54,477 Since I'm going into town, may I offer you a ride? 859 00:54:54,502 --> 00:54:56,921 - Thanks, but I prefer to walk. 860 00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,815 - But my dear, that lovely dress, those pretty shoes; 861 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,385 they'll get all dusty. 862 00:55:02,552 --> 00:55:04,262 The road's in such rotten condition. 863 00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:06,306 You are a beautiful woman. 864 00:55:13,938 --> 00:55:16,107 Your father has a bad opinion of me. 865 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:26,533 I hope he changes his mind. 866 00:55:26,534 --> 00:55:28,411 I'm a great admirer of Judge Fenney, 867 00:55:28,578 --> 00:55:30,013 and an even greater admirer of his daughter. 868 00:55:30,038 --> 00:55:31,873 - Please stop here. 869 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,292 - You've got the quality to be 870 00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:38,605 the First Lady here, you know. 871 00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:40,090 - Thank you for the lift. 872 00:55:44,761 --> 00:55:46,513 - Miss Fenney, pleasure to see you. 873 00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:53,186 - Hello, Manuel. 874 00:55:53,728 --> 00:55:55,230 - How's your father? 875 00:55:55,730 --> 00:55:56,648 - Fine, thank you. 876 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:57,816 - Everything all right? 877 00:55:59,109 --> 00:55:59,901 - Well, yes, are you open? 878 00:56:00,026 --> 00:56:01,444 - By all means. 879 00:56:01,611 --> 00:56:02,863 Carlos, take care of the lady. 880 00:56:03,571 --> 00:56:04,923 - This way ma'am, at your service. 881 00:56:04,948 --> 00:56:06,157 - Thank you. 882 00:56:06,991 --> 00:56:08,327 - So, I told him I was absolutely 883 00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:29,848 no where near the vicinity. 884 00:56:30,056 --> 00:56:31,324 But that Judge Fenney, says the whole population 885 00:56:31,349 --> 00:56:34,394 of the Mexican village, is ready to swear it; 886 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:37,355 that I was there that day. 887 00:56:37,439 --> 00:56:39,399 - It was a mistake to deny it, stupid. 888 00:56:40,567 --> 00:56:42,820 - You should have said you were just passing by chance. 889 00:56:43,695 --> 00:56:45,547 - I know, I know, but answering all those questions, 890 00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:48,324 I got rattled, you know. 891 00:56:48,491 --> 00:56:49,926 - I warned ya he was formidable judge. 892 00:56:49,951 --> 00:56:51,661 Well, he knows all about the oil. 893 00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:54,389 - But I said nothin' of oil, it's the truth, honestly. 894 00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:57,167 - Those new fellas have arrived in. 895 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:58,476 Looks like they're all ready to go to work. 896 00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:00,378 Bad news? 897 00:57:03,673 --> 00:57:05,091 - Oh no, no, no, on the contrary, 898 00:57:06,926 --> 00:57:08,678 thanks to our brilliant lawyer here, 899 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,805 Judge Fenney will owe us an apology. 900 00:57:10,972 --> 00:57:12,891 Thank you, counselor, and good night. 901 00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:16,019 - Good night, Mr. Barnes. 902 00:57:16,853 --> 00:57:18,188 - Sleep well. 903 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:19,773 - Good night. 904 00:57:23,985 --> 00:57:25,028 - What happened? 905 00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,283 - He's beside himself with fear. 906 00:57:31,534 --> 00:57:33,453 I wonder what he told the judge. 907 00:57:33,661 --> 00:57:35,055 - That fool's testimony could kill us! 908 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,998 - But the dead can't bear witness. 909 00:57:57,977 --> 00:57:59,396 - The gentleman has won again. 910 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:03,650 - Thanks. 911 00:58:03,858 --> 00:58:05,068 - Won again. 912 00:58:31,302 --> 00:58:33,389 - No more, I don't want to ask too much of fortune. 913 00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,852 Thanks. 914 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:40,478 - You lost, I'm afraid. 915 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:06,129 - And the gentleman has lost again. 916 00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:19,976 There you are. 917 00:59:24,481 --> 00:59:25,648 - How come I lost? 918 00:59:25,815 --> 00:59:27,250 - With those dice you can't possibly win. 919 00:59:27,275 --> 00:59:28,693 - Why? 920 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:29,611 - Because they're crooked. 921 00:59:29,778 --> 00:59:31,364 - Give me my money and open your mouth. 922 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:37,410 - Ay? 923 00:59:37,619 --> 00:59:38,661 - One, give me the dough. 924 00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:39,913 Two, open your mouth. 925 00:59:46,127 --> 00:59:47,504 - Hey! 926 01:03:31,311 --> 01:03:34,522 - I am in danger and ask the aid of Shanghai Joe. 927 01:04:25,907 --> 01:04:29,411 I await you tomorrow at the Three Ox. 928 01:04:29,619 --> 01:04:32,080 I remain very truly yours, Johnathon Smith. 929 01:05:03,611 --> 01:05:05,238 - His back's broken and you did it. 930 01:05:11,286 --> 01:05:13,580 You're a killer! 931 01:05:13,747 --> 01:05:14,581 - No, it's not true! 932 01:05:14,622 --> 01:05:15,958 - Give us just one of your blows. 933 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:17,834 - What's going on? 934 01:05:34,476 --> 01:05:35,827 - He killed a lawyer and we're hangin' him. 935 01:05:35,852 --> 01:05:36,895 - The lawyer was killed? 936 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,480 - Yeah, and he did it. 937 01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:39,564 - Well, you have no right to take 938 01:05:39,647 --> 01:05:40,523 the law into your own hands. 939 01:05:40,690 --> 01:05:42,068 - You mind your own damn business! 940 01:05:42,108 --> 01:05:43,501 - Well, if this ain't my business, what is? 941 01:05:43,526 --> 01:05:44,944 - What's all this about? 942 01:05:45,111 --> 01:05:46,421 - They're accusing him of killing Lawyer Smith. 943 01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:48,741 - In this part of the country, there's an unwritten law. 944 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:54,245 - Hang him! 945 01:05:57,082 --> 01:05:58,124 - Stop, stop it I say! 946 01:06:01,544 --> 01:06:03,463 Make way here, make way! 947 01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:07,425 I ordered you to suspend this execution. 948 01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:09,885 - All our law abiding citizens want him hanged. 949 01:06:09,886 --> 01:06:12,639 - These are our law abiding citizens? 950 01:06:13,932 --> 01:06:16,142 Justice in this part of the country 951 01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:21,189 is rendered by me and by me alone. 952 01:06:21,356 --> 01:06:23,566 - He's the one who robbed me, 953 01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:27,612 this low-down snape to try to kill me. 954 01:06:27,613 --> 01:06:29,255 - That's enough, this will also get cleared up later. 955 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,866 Sheriff, I order you to arrest and throw in jail 956 01:06:32,033 --> 01:06:34,577 this man they're accusing of murder. 957 01:06:34,786 --> 01:06:36,914 If he's guilty, it'll take proving in a court trial. 958 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,166 - Silence! 959 01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:42,686 Prepare the gallows in the middle of town square. 960 01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:44,463 If he's guilty he'll hang but we're obliged 961 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:47,424 to give him a fair trial. 962 01:06:48,591 --> 01:06:49,926 Quiet! 963 01:06:50,093 --> 01:06:51,428 We gotta get him out of here. 964 01:06:51,594 --> 01:06:52,637 - Come over here. 965 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,932 Come over here and see, Carol. 966 01:06:56,641 --> 01:06:58,184 This beautiful land was all ours 967 01:06:59,644 --> 01:07:01,079 before that Barnes managed to cheat us out of everything. 968 01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:03,898 As far as that hill there. 969 01:07:04,065 --> 01:07:05,859 - Tomorrow is the trial. 970 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:08,086 You'll see, my father will straighten it all out. 971 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,321 - I have the utmost confidence in your father. 972 01:07:10,363 --> 01:07:12,449 You know that, once we've gotten back 973 01:07:13,992 --> 01:07:15,660 all that was taken from us, well then. 974 01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:18,747 - Then? 975 01:07:18,913 --> 01:07:21,042 - I want to ask your father something very imporant. 976 01:07:21,624 --> 01:07:23,626 - Why is it such a secret? 977 01:07:25,378 --> 01:07:26,671 You can tell me, you know. 978 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,423 What do you want from dad? 979 01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:30,383 - Your hand in marriage. 980 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:32,260 - Oh, I am so delighted, really! 981 01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:45,814 Manuel is so likable and handsome! 982 01:07:45,815 --> 01:07:48,068 - Good day, Miss Carol. 983 01:07:48,234 --> 01:07:49,779 Excuse me, but I'd like a private word 984 01:07:49,944 --> 01:07:51,237 with you if I may. 985 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:52,280 - Excuse me. 986 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:54,215 - I wanted to say, that you just arrived here recently, 987 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:58,411 and you don't know the people who live in this town. 988 01:07:58,578 --> 01:08:01,456 They're a gossipy lot and you don't do well 989 01:08:01,956 --> 01:08:03,541 to be seen with Manuel Garcia. 990 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,628 His family, unfortunately, is on the edge of ruin. 991 01:08:08,046 --> 01:08:11,841 You can do better. 992 01:08:15,470 --> 01:08:16,888 Tomorrow's trial will be a joke. 993 01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:29,776 Nobody's going to testify against me. 994 01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:32,570 - Because the one person who was capable 995 01:08:32,737 --> 01:08:34,297 of infringing evidence against you was murdered last night. 996 01:08:34,322 --> 01:08:37,117 And dead men can't talk, so some men take no chances. 997 01:08:37,909 --> 01:08:40,620 Men like Johnathon Smith, who before he was murdered, 998 01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:43,456 gave me a written confession that tells all. 999 01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:45,792 - I want to wish you the best of luck. 1000 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,436 - It's you who need the luck, I assure you. 1001 01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:51,047 Before you sneer, you better remember that. 1002 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,550 - At your disposal, sir. 1003 01:08:56,845 --> 01:08:58,430 My regards, ma'am. 1004 01:08:58,638 --> 01:08:59,823 - Magia, remain with my daughter. 1005 01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,700 Carol, return to the house, I have work to do. 1006 01:09:01,725 --> 01:09:03,518 - Sí, Señor. 1007 01:09:03,685 --> 01:09:05,061 - Your, Honor. 1008 01:09:19,784 --> 01:09:21,094 - Well, tomorrow will be as brief as possible. 1009 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:22,220 I have incontrovertible evidence 1010 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,663 against Barnes and his band. 1011 01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,515 - Judge, I hope you're aware that this man 1012 01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:27,542 you're accusing has a lot of influence. 1013 01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,711 He changed the lives of everybody 1014 01:09:29,919 --> 01:09:31,104 when he arrived in this valley. 1015 01:09:31,129 --> 01:09:32,522 - Change, yes; only for the better or for the worse? 1016 01:09:32,547 --> 01:09:35,132 I'd say the worse. 1017 01:09:35,299 --> 01:09:36,300 Now let's finish with Barnes. 1018 01:09:36,341 --> 01:09:37,776 I have a warrant here for his arrest; go to it. 1019 01:09:37,801 --> 01:09:39,762 - Well you see... 1020 01:09:39,928 --> 01:09:42,015 - This town is my responsibility, do you understand? 1021 01:09:46,477 --> 01:09:50,939 - How is he? 1022 01:10:10,751 --> 01:10:11,794 - Pretty fair; sleeping like a baby 1023 01:10:11,795 --> 01:10:13,878 and he's got a temperature. 1024 01:10:13,879 --> 01:10:15,189 We'll string him up and he won't even know it. 1025 01:10:15,214 --> 01:10:17,466 It ain't fair, and it ain't fun. 1026 01:10:17,633 --> 01:10:19,093 - Keep an eye on him, all right? 1027 01:10:19,259 --> 01:10:20,134 - Sure. 1028 01:10:20,135 --> 01:10:21,011 - Good night. 1029 01:10:21,178 --> 01:10:22,389 - Hope it ain't yellow fever. 1030 01:10:32,648 --> 01:10:34,733 - Hey! 1031 01:10:46,870 --> 01:10:48,831 Hey! 1032 01:10:48,997 --> 01:10:50,499 Psst! 1033 01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:52,334 - What's the matter? 1034 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,630 You dreamin' of little angels? 1035 01:10:56,755 --> 01:10:58,758 Don't worry, you'll be flying with them tomorrow. 1036 01:11:01,343 --> 01:11:02,846 - Yeah, I had some wings of an angel. 1037 01:11:38,839 --> 01:11:43,886 - Hey! 1038 01:11:54,855 --> 01:11:55,939 Shanghai Joe! 1039 01:12:00,235 --> 01:12:01,695 It's me! 1040 01:12:16,835 --> 01:12:18,462 Hey, you know it. 1041 01:12:21,048 --> 01:12:23,175 It's Bill! 1042 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,627 - Hey wait, don't leave the keys. 1043 01:13:54,933 --> 01:13:57,352 Lock him in! 1044 01:13:57,519 --> 01:13:59,104 Come on, Shanghai, you can do it! 1045 01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:11,617 - All right, inside! 1046 01:14:22,378 --> 01:14:23,462 Go on, move it! 1047 01:14:26,006 --> 01:14:27,257 Come on, make a sound. 1048 01:14:30,344 --> 01:14:31,888 - What the hell is so danged important 1049 01:14:39,561 --> 01:14:40,854 it couldn't wait 'til morning? 1050 01:14:41,021 --> 01:14:42,539 - I'm sorry Judge, but I gotta man here 1051 01:14:42,564 --> 01:14:43,940 who is in danger; he says he only feels safe 1052 01:14:43,941 --> 01:14:46,360 under your protection. 1053 01:14:46,527 --> 01:14:48,112 - You! 1054 01:14:49,113 --> 01:14:49,905 Weren't you locked up in jail? 1055 01:14:50,114 --> 01:14:50,864 - Oh, he was in jail, sure. 1056 01:14:51,073 --> 01:14:52,299 - But that was the safest place for him. 1057 01:14:52,324 --> 01:14:53,675 - Yeah, if you wanna be hang via the neck. 1058 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,260 You got any doubts about his innocence, Judge? 1059 01:14:55,285 --> 01:14:56,762 Yeah, yes, I'm sure about his innocence. 1060 01:14:56,787 --> 01:14:58,180 No, no, what I meant to say was no, 1061 01:14:58,205 --> 01:15:00,165 you've done a very stupid thing. 1062 01:15:00,624 --> 01:15:01,960 Still, I suppose now you're free. 1063 01:15:02,126 --> 01:15:04,295 If you like you might give a helping hand to justice. 1064 01:15:04,795 --> 01:15:07,506 This morning, I put out an arrest warrant on Barnes. 1065 01:15:07,715 --> 01:15:09,717 But, I'm afraid the sheriff is not 1066 01:15:10,509 --> 01:15:11,693 really tough enough to serve it. 1067 01:15:11,719 --> 01:15:13,137 So I suggest you help him. 1068 01:15:13,303 --> 01:15:14,346 - Us? 1069 01:15:14,471 --> 01:15:15,013 - Yes. 1070 01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:15,597 - No, no, no. 1071 01:15:15,764 --> 01:15:17,157 I'm afraid I'm allergic to the law; I break out 1072 01:15:17,182 --> 01:15:18,325 in hives when I see a policeman around. 1073 01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:20,144 - Very well, your Honor. 1074 01:15:20,644 --> 01:15:22,204 Leave me free, and we'll protect the poor sheriff. 1075 01:15:22,229 --> 01:15:25,023 - You're right outta your mind! 1076 01:15:25,190 --> 01:15:26,568 That fever's done driven you loco! 1077 01:15:26,984 --> 01:15:28,485 Those rope burns on your neck 1078 01:15:28,694 --> 01:15:29,486 came from a noose! 1079 01:15:29,695 --> 01:15:30,864 You want more of those, huh? 1080 01:15:32,948 --> 01:15:37,369 - Hey, you! 1081 01:15:44,001 --> 01:15:44,418 - Me? 1082 01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:45,644 - Yeah, tell Barnes I wanna see him. 1083 01:15:45,669 --> 01:15:47,354 - He ain't here sheriff; he's at the corral over the hill. 1084 01:15:47,379 --> 01:15:49,173 - Right, thanks. 1085 01:15:49,339 --> 01:15:50,674 Yah! 1086 01:15:52,551 --> 01:15:53,635 - Come on! 1087 01:16:37,846 --> 01:16:40,849 - Hi, hello there, sheriff. 1088 01:16:48,023 --> 01:16:50,067 - Barnes, you're coming with me. 1089 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,237 - What are you talking about? 1090 01:16:55,489 --> 01:16:56,865 - Just hand up your guns Barnes, 1091 01:16:57,032 --> 01:16:58,201 all right, and come with me. 1092 01:16:58,367 --> 01:17:00,495 - Ah, you know, I've grown kind of fond of this gun. 1093 01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:11,505 - I don't like that kind of threat Barnes. 1094 01:17:14,091 --> 01:17:16,176 Now come on, give me your gun. 1095 01:17:16,218 --> 01:17:18,179 - You must be crazy, but get out of here, go on. 1096 01:17:21,390 --> 01:17:24,518 Or I'll kill ya! 1097 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,602 Go on! 1098 01:17:25,686 --> 01:17:27,746 - You've been acting high handed for many years now, 1099 01:17:27,771 --> 01:17:30,190 and I was weak enough to put up with it. 1100 01:17:30,357 --> 01:17:32,109 But not now, Barnes. 1101 01:17:32,276 --> 01:17:33,736 If you want, go ahead and kill me, 1102 01:17:33,902 --> 01:17:35,237 but you'll be finished! 1103 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,492 - Go quick, back to the house! 1104 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:50,836 - Woah! 1105 01:17:51,003 --> 01:17:52,296 - Sheriff! 1106 01:17:55,799 --> 01:17:56,717 - Don't worry, it ain't serious. 1107 01:17:56,842 --> 01:17:58,595 - But you, you're in jail; I put you there. 1108 01:17:59,219 --> 01:18:02,056 - Well, I was. 1109 01:18:04,975 --> 01:18:08,145 - Hold it. 1110 01:18:17,696 --> 01:18:18,947 The rest of you go on! 1111 01:18:22,367 --> 01:18:23,951 You come with me. 1112 01:18:23,952 --> 01:18:26,122 - Everything will be all right, don't worry about it. 1113 01:18:26,997 --> 01:18:28,248 - No! 1114 01:18:52,523 --> 01:18:53,357 No! 1115 01:18:53,524 --> 01:18:54,316 Let me go! 1116 01:18:54,483 --> 01:18:56,068 Help! 1117 01:18:56,235 --> 01:18:57,444 - Señorita! 1118 01:18:58,362 --> 01:18:59,696 Oh, Señorita! 1119 01:18:59,863 --> 01:19:02,533 Oh, Señorita! 1120 01:19:02,950 --> 01:19:05,245 - 25 cents for a hanged China man, ladies and gentlemen, 1121 01:19:05,619 --> 01:19:08,497 Only 25 cents for the most fashionable toy 1122 01:19:08,705 --> 01:19:10,874 you can buy in the west today. 1123 01:19:10,999 --> 01:19:12,836 25 cents and you'll make your children happy! 1124 01:19:12,918 --> 01:19:15,295 Here, look, you can undress him too. 1125 01:19:15,462 --> 01:19:17,589 - Oh god, can't anyone hear? 1126 01:19:19,675 --> 01:19:21,276 I'm locked up inside this god danged jail! 1127 01:19:21,301 --> 01:19:23,387 Can't you understand, I shouldn't be in here! 1128 01:19:23,512 --> 01:19:25,598 Listen, I'm not a prisoner, I'm the deputy sheriff! 1129 01:19:25,639 --> 01:19:28,517 The prisoner attacked me and he went and got away! 1130 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,686 Call the law! 1131 01:19:30,769 --> 01:19:31,895 - Buenos Dias, Sir. 1132 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:38,193 - Good morning. 1133 01:19:38,235 --> 01:19:39,027 - I'm Ramon Garcia. 1134 01:19:39,111 --> 01:19:40,070 - Pleasure. 1135 01:19:40,112 --> 01:19:41,197 - Hey, here's the sheriff! 1136 01:19:43,824 --> 01:19:47,995 - Listen everyone, listen to me! 1137 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,752 Shanghai Joe is innocent, Barnes is the real criminal. 1138 01:19:54,293 --> 01:19:58,005 He's a killer of the worse kind and I can prove it! 1139 01:19:58,172 --> 01:20:00,923 But, I'm going to need your help to bring him into jail. 1140 01:20:00,924 --> 01:20:03,135 I need a few volunteers. 1141 01:20:03,302 --> 01:20:05,094 - Mr. Barnes is the one who built up this whole town. 1142 01:20:05,095 --> 01:20:07,389 - Yeah, that's right! 1143 01:20:07,556 --> 01:20:09,158 - Sheriff, I'd volunteer, but I've got a weak bladder 1144 01:20:09,183 --> 01:20:10,851 and it don't hold too long. 1145 01:20:11,018 --> 01:20:12,270 - And if we go against Barnes, 1146 01:20:12,352 --> 01:20:13,687 we'll all end up broke. 1147 01:20:13,854 --> 01:20:15,873 - Listen to me, I'm telling you what he really is! 1148 01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:18,525 You'll be living in fear the rest of your lives. 1149 01:20:18,650 --> 01:20:20,277 - Help, someone help! 1150 01:20:20,444 --> 01:20:22,155 Señor Judge, they kidnapped your daughter! 1151 01:20:23,864 --> 01:20:26,075 - What's that? 1152 01:20:26,825 --> 01:20:28,010 - Señor Barnes came and took her away. 1153 01:20:28,035 --> 01:20:29,078 - I'm with your sheriff! 1154 01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:30,496 - I'll come to, I want justice. 1155 01:20:31,205 --> 01:20:32,915 - We must help law and justice. 1156 01:20:33,123 --> 01:20:34,750 - Your law or Barnes' law, I wonder 1157 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:36,335 which one is the strongest. 1158 01:20:36,377 --> 01:20:37,836 - The law of honest men. 1159 01:20:38,003 --> 01:20:40,089 Let's go! 1160 01:20:43,008 --> 01:20:46,637 - Barnes open the gate! 1161 01:21:00,359 --> 01:21:02,361 Barnes, I warn ya open the gate! 1162 01:21:47,156 --> 01:21:52,161 - Get down, you know I have to keep you alive! 1163 01:22:15,059 --> 01:22:19,855 That Mexican, Manuel, you love him don't you? 1164 01:22:22,274 --> 01:22:26,570 I'll make you change your mind. 1165 01:22:28,113 --> 01:22:30,032 I'll show him. 1166 01:22:40,751 --> 01:22:44,629 - No please! 1167 01:22:44,630 --> 01:22:46,065 - You and I know I can have anything in this world! 1168 01:22:46,090 --> 01:22:47,925 And what I can't buy, I just take! 1169 01:22:48,092 --> 01:22:50,803 So you might as well give yourself to me! 1170 01:22:50,886 --> 01:22:53,680 You'll learn to love it! 1171 01:23:21,417 --> 01:23:24,253 - Barnes, you haven't got a prayer! 1172 01:23:25,087 --> 01:23:27,339 Give yourself up! 1173 01:23:27,381 --> 01:23:29,149 - I'll breathe all my love, we'll escape from these idiots, 1174 01:23:29,174 --> 01:23:31,969 and I'll show you what real happiness is! 1175 01:23:32,136 --> 01:23:34,388 Stand back you bastards, I'm leaving here 1176 01:23:35,764 --> 01:23:37,891 and I'm taking Carol with me! 1177 01:23:38,058 --> 01:23:39,394 And don't anyone try to stop me! 1178 01:23:41,353 --> 01:23:43,188 - Manuel! 1179 01:24:07,963 --> 01:24:09,548 - Carol! 1180 01:24:12,676 --> 01:24:13,844 It's not serious. 1181 01:26:24,475 --> 01:26:27,061 - Don't make me kill you Barnes! 1182 01:26:30,147 --> 01:26:31,523 You're going back to justice! 1183 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,919 - Filthy China man. 1184 01:27:32,708 --> 01:27:36,170 - Justice has been done. 1185 01:27:47,014 --> 01:27:48,808 - Thanks Shanghai Joe. 1186 01:27:49,016 --> 01:27:50,143 - Yeah, me too. 1187 01:27:50,810 --> 01:27:52,562 - Thanks for everything. 1188 01:27:52,728 --> 01:27:54,188 - Me, I didn't do nothin'. 1189 01:27:54,313 --> 01:27:55,815 - Oh, thank you too dear Bill. 1190 01:27:55,982 --> 01:27:58,276 - Oh, shucks. 1191 01:27:59,527 --> 01:28:00,862 - Finally here in Glenwood, 1192 01:28:02,655 --> 01:28:04,215 we'll be able to live and work in peace, gracias. 1193 01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:07,201 - Your Honor. - Don Ramon 1194 01:28:08,244 --> 01:28:09,120 - Yes? - Yes? 1195 01:28:09,287 --> 01:28:10,872 - There's something I'd like to ask. 1196 01:28:12,874 --> 01:28:14,124 - And we hope that you'll both 1197 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:16,169 - You have my permission. 1198 01:28:19,630 --> 01:28:21,424 - Here's to wedding vows. 1199 01:28:23,176 --> 01:28:25,845 - I'll be on the way, 1200 01:28:26,721 --> 01:28:27,764 What you do? 1201 01:28:27,805 --> 01:28:29,640 - Well, if you got nothin' against it, 1202 01:28:30,475 --> 01:28:33,519 I'll go with you. 1203 01:28:33,728 --> 01:28:35,647 - I sort of doubt that you'll feel the same way 1204 01:28:37,982 --> 01:28:40,067 after you've seen what I have right here. 1205 01:28:40,193 --> 01:28:42,612 - Wanted for larsony and fraud. 1206 01:28:46,449 --> 01:28:49,410 Whatcha' carryin' this thing around for? 1207 01:28:49,952 --> 01:28:51,537 - He's part of a federal agent arsenal 1208 01:28:51,662 --> 01:28:53,639 having photographs of those that he's trackin' down. 1209 01:28:53,664 --> 01:28:57,919 I knew I was walkin' into a lion's den. 1210 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,130 And I knew that Barnes would try to get me. 1211 01:29:01,297 --> 01:29:03,883 To be sure, I arranged to have myself protected 1212 01:29:04,258 --> 01:29:06,844 by the best federal agent in the United States. 1213 01:29:07,011 --> 01:29:09,847 Namely, Shanghai Joe! 1214 01:29:10,014 --> 01:29:12,350 - Chinese flat foot! 1215 01:29:13,559 --> 01:29:14,769 - You have helped a lot. 1216 01:29:16,020 --> 01:29:17,413 And I mean to show our undying gratitude. 1217 01:29:17,438 --> 01:29:19,816 So, I here by declare all charges withdrawn. 1218 01:29:20,066 --> 01:29:22,944 Anyway, the medicine I got from you 1219 01:29:27,198 --> 01:29:29,033 really did work miracles for me. 1220 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,244 Have you got another bottle? 1221 01:29:31,285 --> 01:29:32,327 - Sure do! 1222 01:29:32,328 --> 01:29:33,204 - I'd appreciate it. 1223 01:29:33,371 --> 01:29:34,623 - Well, are you coming or not? 1224 01:29:35,498 --> 01:29:37,625 - What's the guarantee meal wise? 1225 01:29:39,627 --> 01:29:41,587 - Two squares a day and continental breakfast. 1226 01:29:41,712 --> 01:29:43,798 - Beat it! 1227 01:29:46,926 --> 01:29:48,111 Shucks, my reputation would be ruined! 1228 01:29:48,136 --> 01:29:49,470 An agent, a yellow peril! 1229 01:29:49,637 --> 01:29:51,722 I've never heard of such a dirty trick in my life! 1230 01:29:51,931 --> 01:29:54,142 I knew I couldn't trust you! 1231 01:29:54,225 --> 01:29:56,018 - Well then, I think I'll go this way. 1232 01:29:59,272 --> 01:30:02,108 - And I go that way. 1233 01:30:02,275 --> 01:30:03,584 I don't know anything, I'm just a poor sucker. 1234 01:30:03,609 --> 01:30:06,737 Hey! 1235 01:30:08,823 --> 01:30:09,866 Shanghai Joe! 1236 01:30:10,032 --> 01:30:11,075 Afetta! 1237 01:30:11,242 --> 01:30:12,993 Afetta, Shanghai! 1238 01:30:12,994 --> 01:30:15,079 Afetta me! 1239 01:30:15,246 --> 01:30:16,831 ♪ When you are near me 1240 01:30:17,123 --> 01:30:19,834 ♪ I feel sure, I feel good 1241 01:30:20,001 --> 01:30:23,421 ♪ because you make me quite 1242 01:30:23,546 --> 01:30:25,673 ♪ Shanghai Joe 1243 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:27,800 ♪ Hey, yellow bond 1244 01:30:29,552 --> 01:30:33,222 ♪ baby little yellow bond 1245 01:30:37,143 --> 01:30:39,812 ♪ You know me, 1246 01:30:40,646 --> 01:30:41,856 ♪ gotta rock 1247 01:30:42,064 --> 01:30:43,232 ♪ got the power 1248 01:30:43,357 --> 01:30:44,817 ♪ in your hand 1249 01:30:44,984 --> 01:30:46,986 ♪ little yellow bond 1250 01:30:47,737 --> 01:30:49,322 ♪ suppose to be 1251 01:30:49,489 --> 01:30:50,949 ♪ If there are some trouble, trouble 1252 01:30:59,415 --> 01:31:02,001 ♪ if there is some bad men, bad men 1253 01:31:02,043 --> 01:31:05,128 ♪ if somebody tried to be unfair 1254 01:31:05,129 --> 01:31:08,382 ♪ with a smiling face, face 1255 01:31:10,802 --> 01:31:13,638 ♪ with a soul in place, place 1256 01:31:13,805 --> 01:31:16,599 ♪ with the worse on hand 1257 01:31:16,766 --> 01:31:18,559 ♪ you make all right ♪ 83764