All language subtitles for Hitler In The Third World 2016

THIRD WORLD HITLER

Flat tire,
You blew the tire.

Why? because you are
exactly

on the side that is
heavier than mine,

you're weighing down
the inner tube...

Now, what are we going to do?

lmagine that l got
out of this car

this Volkswagen,
at this moment...

Would someone help us?

These cars go by
as if they were hallucinations

completely filling
the road with cars.

Do you think that any
individual will have the courage

to get out of their car
to help us,

to come help me take
off the tire, get the spare,

and get this
one fixed?

No, we don't have be
stuck here,

cursedly stuck here
in this car

as if we were in a desert,

precisely at the moment
when the population

is passing by on this road
in masses.

Are we going to die here
in this closed up car?

Are we going to rot,
doing to enter in a state of decomposition?

And no one will
pick us up.

lf it were easy...
you ask:

Name: l don't know.
Address: l don't know.

Single? l don't know.

Then they start to scream:

''A rubber inner tube in the ear
changes the sound,

a scream isn't the same.''

Aaaagh...

l got really nervous.

You've got to pay attention
to the progress of the screams

if not, the individual will die.

Be careful...

And this Guevara,
where is he?

Where is 'el Che'?

Offered to el Che...

Fuck!

You were dust

in the mouth
of your brother.

Received in Peking
silver

the shared beings of evil

and the weapons
of little Fidel

The dynamite!

Where is it?

Man,

and the others

where will your next
attempt be?

ln the ear

of your dressed up
communists

Worth your cell

in the prison!

ln order not to knock on the
door, the old man said:

Where? Where?
Where are they?

planes of the earth.

Right. Great.

Let's consult this
entire part there

All this...

lt's subversive, right?
This is subversive, isn't it?

And the old man asked for

MOle, MOle,
more alive!

The smuggler returned
home, came back...

He arrived! Stopped, stopped...

l found a good book.

Yeah, this guy is great.

The smuggler came
back again...

He's there...

Knocked on the old man's door
the old man answered.

Here's the book.
Great, science.

Evemhing is wrong...

Then the other one says:
Look,

the daughter, the girl's
daughter,

the queen's daughter died.

Only you can go resurrect the girl.

''Go, go.''
''No, no. l don't want to.''

PerFect.

The Coup d'état will be
carried out by the robot.

Adolph Hitler is still
a conservative democrat.

Death to the prime minister.

Radical fascism.

-Did you bring the money?
-Here it is.

Come in.

A high level scientist is
involved?

Specialists in crimes
against the government.

He was recommended by
the Central of information

about coup d'état in
the Third World.

WonderFul. Turn on
the robot. Turn it on.

Are you afraid
of cockroaches?

No, no.

Are you afraid of airplanes?

Adolph!

Are you afraid of snakes?

No, l'm eating one.

Tastes like fish.

Two Japanese cooks prepared
wonderFul snakes.

in garlic and oil.

The people help
themselves, Adolph.

Do want to help?

The people needed
something different.

The people looked
for this.

Thus, arose!

Adolph Hitler!

l went early to rehearse

and Getúlio Vargas
was seated

with his daughter,
Alzirinha.

watching a flick
of Tirano Power

that talked about India,
a lot of that nonsense

that they were talking about
in the US at the time

so it was a super
production

When Getúlio was leaving,
he was in a

hall, along which people were
Ieaving,

and saw Getúlio looking
at me from a distance

looking at my size,

l was always tall,
always caught eveyone's attention.

That was the last image l had
of Getúlio

that's how l keep him
in my memoy.

He, with is low eyes,
Iooking at me...

''But what a great man...''

He looked at me as one
who was greeting

an elephant going by,

and he continued on his way
the one which he chose

and to his suicide.

The Wedding on TVwas
a wonderFul program

which tried to solve...

lt was to my despair,

l was a man who was excited by
human loneliness

l wanted to do something
for these

poor kids who
were on the streets

and for these girls who
seem to only have Sunday

when the sons go to their
little movie session,

and l began to look for people,
interview people

and came to the conclusion that

this loneliness was
a great ally of these boys

and they complained to me
like this:

Getúlio, you can't imagine
what my life is like.''

For us, Saturday and Sunday
are most frightening,

because we don't have anything to do,

we're obligated to be
closed up in our room at the boarding house,

we don't have money to go to the theater,
we don't have money to go to the movies,

we don't want to see a flick,
we don't have anything,

we don't understand it rightly.

We're locked up.''

ln loneliness
We

are alone.

A bunch who don't even
have a TV,

they don't have a
radio.

They only have 4 walls there,

and memories of the
Northeast where they came from.

Come here, dear, come sit
next to me,

tell what's happening
with you,

What do you need, my dear daughter?

Moral assistance or
material assistance?

Because we're help to provide
both.

That's what we're here for.

Your bo_riend,

This Japanese guy, what does this
Japanese guy want with you?

Oh, he wants to
get your money....

and what do you want?

You want to say 'Nandinha,'
you need to know what to say.

The voice,
you have to be more imposing,

people of your size
don't mean anything here.

What exists is the greatness
of your spirit,

the intelligence of your
brains.

Speak, Nandinha,
make a speech to the woods.

Beg...

Speak, Nandinha,
please, say something.

Speak.

You don't want to collaborate
with the army of your county.

Vey well.

Do you know what l have in my hand?

Of course, your eyes
are covered,

l'll show you.

l have toilet paper.

Do you know what for?

To make a ???

First we will
Iower your pants.

But what a beautiful behind.

with this toilet paper
and stick it in.

Fuck!

What an ugly dirty, ass.

These communists don't clean
the shit from their ass.

and now it's fine.

and we want the paper
twisted in the ass

And that's what we will have.

The central committee for moral
control

determines that
Madam Viva

will be decapitated.

Urgently.

Heil Hitler!

We are going through a vey
bitter moment.

Madam Viva will be
decapitated.

-What do you have to say?
-There is no other.

-What?
-Another to put in her place.

Yes, many.

Great.

An 11-year-old boy,

a shepherd.

And the forensic tests showed
signs that he had

been sexually abused
by Madam Viva.

The horses are on the track.

lt is now first time...

Verb to be.

l am, you are,
he, she, it is

We are, you
are, they are.

l'm a boy,
you're a girl.

Do you speak English Adolph?

Yes, l speak English.

Can you go to the
United States Adolph?

Yes, l can, l can.

Oh, Adolph, you
are wonderFul.

And you are so beautiful.

D'ya see.. four...

Left through the door,

the door was closed,
Iater...

the gate that
this man entered

he opened,
opened the...

opened the lock,
and then left

going, going
going...

He opened another door
and there was the other.

But it wasn't the guard.

He got him,
Iooked,

looked at the document,

looked, flipped the pages,
made some notes.

lntegral fascism.

Don't make pseudo-democratic
pronouncements.

Public opinion,
one percent fascists,

990/o indifferents.

Abundant distribution of
emblems with mustaches.

Football, patriotic sambas,
sports lottey.

Sexual relations twice a day.

Masturbation in the
afternoon.

Now if it's faster.

Go down, down, down...

Oh, the shirt,
the white shirt!

Now, now, now...

Go push, old man.

Look at the car
it's about to arrive. Come o!n, come on.

He arrived, arrived, arrived!

he arrived, arrived, arrived!

He got out,
eveyone got out.

You'll pay dearly for this.

l found out,
found out, found out.

Conversation ended.

lt broke, broke...

Come in...

You killed it. Is it a doll?
No, it's not a doll.

And you?
No, it's not you.

Hey, be careful all right?

Be careful, careful, careful.

No. You can go.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Be careful, careful, careful.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Be careful, careful, careful.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Pa, pa, pa, pooh!

Tah, tah, tah!
Dead.

l really wish

that in my first childhood

l had dedicated myself
to sports.

l would have liked
to have been a great swimmer.

To have been evey

possibility of movement
in the water.

To be a great athlete.

l'd also like to play tennis.

So, striking.

it must be important.

-What will l do?
-Open.

- It's a woman.
- Let her in.

War lord?

That's me.

lt's urgent and l must speak to you.

lt's a vey grave situation.

lt's about a boy,
he's my lover,

he's being tortured.

l've nothing to do with that,
that's with the Torture Department.

But l already was at the
Torture Department

and they told me that you
could solve this.

But this is a serious case.

He's a terrorist,
he'll be shot.

But we need to do something.

Well, as it is for you, lady,
we'll find a way.

l'll take care of it.

- When?
- Friday.

No, Sunday.

Well... Sunday.

Sunday?
Thank you so much.

Could she be a communist?

When l die

l want an honor guard of
dead horsemen

on dead horses.

The dead horses kept standing
on stakes through their bellies

and their feet free in the wind.

l've come to the old age
of great indifference

Dictators have one day to
rest per week.

and they see the work of their people.

l sat in my pajamas on the
veranda ofthe palace.

l didn't see a thing.

Only carnival,

misey,

and death.

Play my favorite song.

Schubert's Serenade.

Keeping order in the Third World

is vey difficult.

Only a few moments
of peace,

tranquility,
in front of the flowers,

the plants and the animals.

l really like animals.

Two plus one

equals the unknown.

l am a real, fantastic being.

Pieces of matter
Ioose in space

and a bit of energy.

l've come to the old age
of great indifference

Dictators have one day to
rest per week.

and they see the work of their people.

l sat in my pajamas on the
veranda ofthe palace.

l didn't see a thing.

Only carnival,

misey,

and death.

My mom died three times.
l loved my mom.

And she was a wonderFul
creature.

l have the feeling she died full of
holiness.

l didn't enter the room,
absolutely not,

where she was,
l didn't want to see,

and when... l spent the whole night
on the street, waiting

waiting for my mom's casket
to leave.

At the time my mom's casket
Ieft

l denied myself the right of looking
at the casket or at the funeral car.

to look at that multitude that accompanied
the whole thing.

l can't explain it.

The last cases that stayed
here on Earth

We were only together...

A galaxy which would
be overlaid and stay

at the moment we
were together,

the two universes

l could jump from one
to the other.

Then, those guys came

with the space ship, right?

There was nothing more on the earth.

These guys didn't have..

Grotesque creatures.
They had beautiful faces too.

Green, little things.
There were millions.

l went down with such..
that l almost stepped on them.

The had to be many to represent

the only thing on their planet.

Quickly, quickly.

Mushrooms...

Great.

Do you like it?

Why don't you do that to me?

Eveyone travelling...

sometimes they passed and knocked
me to the ground, l went rolling.

How l did take off my clothes?

Oh, come to seek more.

Well...

lt was a mistake...

Oh, a million times, right?

Skill is missing.

lf they were called, at this time.

A this point in time eveyone would go.

and you had more desire,
since you were already on the ground.

Eveyone naked.

About 200 people.

l saw eveyone stark naked,
there, hitting the ground.

Water.

-Who's the boss?
-l'm the boss.

l want this.
l want that.

Do it!

lt's an order.

Eveyone obeys me.

Put your finger here on
my face Adolph.

Feel the fear of the cold....

Tears...
l cried.

When l was born in paradise,
house number 2,

the world said:

lt's a hero!

Congratulations, man,

after you passed our
torture department

you finally discovered the truth.

The certificate.

You'll be rewarded.

Heil, Heil Hitler!