Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,570
[Pal]
2
00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,508
[SIGHS]
3
00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,481
| got it. | got it.
4
00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,849
Yeah.
Oh. What, Major Healey?
5
00:00:16,49 --> 00:00:17,50
Tell me, quick.
| got it.
6
00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,785
Why don’t you give him
a briefcase? Huh?
7
00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,254
The one he’s got
is falling apart.
8
00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,222
Major Healey, my master and |
are celebrating
9
00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,391
five years together
as master and genie.
10
00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:27,94
This-- This gift
must be something special.
11
00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,962
Yeah, something special.
12
00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,731
Something special.
13
00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,699
Hey, if you want to give him
the kind of present
14
00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,434
a wife would give him,
give him a tie.
15
00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,737
Is that what wives
usually give husbands?
16
00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:37,771
All the time.
17
00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,173
Oh, well, all right.
18
00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,111
[Pas]
What--?
19
00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,112
What’s that?
20
00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,480
A Thai...
21
00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,448
from Thailand.
22
00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,551
| wonder if | should
have him gift-wrapped.
23
00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,887
Just what Tony needed:
a half a set of Siamese twins.
24
00:00:54,87 --> 00:00:55,856
That's great. Not--
Not a foreign Thai.
25
00:00:56,56 --> 00:00:58,158
A foreign hand tie.
26
00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,427
Oh, that kind of a tie.
Yes.
27
00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,361
[RUMBLING]
28
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,30
Oh!
Hey. What was that?
29
00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,231
Oh, major.
30
00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:07,234
Oh, oh, | am sorry.
You will not be needed. Heh.
31
00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,169
[SIGHS]
32
00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:10,170
Well...
33
00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,172
It’s for you.
Oh.
34
00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,08
Uncle Sully!
35
00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,444
My little Jeannie.
Will you--?
36
00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,280
Will you let me down? You know,
guys, heh, I’m with her.
37
00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,450
Oh, Uncle Sully,
you have not changed a bit.
38
00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,219
Oh, a few last hairs
and a little plumper,
39
00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,522
but you, my dove,
40
00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,124
you have blossomed
into a woman.
41
00:01:32,92 --> 00:01:33,393
ROGER:
Jeannie. Jeannie.
42
00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,729
Oh, | am sorry.
43
00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,332
This is my very dear friend,
Major Healey.
44
00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,634
Major, this is
my granduncle Suleiman,
45
00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,269
maharajah of Basenji.
46
00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:46,06
Oh, granduncle, yes.
Maharajah, no.
47
00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,975
| have abdicated.
48
00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:52,145
You, my niece, will be
the new queen of Basenji.
49
00:01:53,46 --> 00:01:54,681
Oh, oh. Oh, no. No.
50
00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,483
Salaam to the new queen.
51
00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,188
Oh, uncle, no.
| could not.
52
00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,390
Uh, Your Majesty,
as your first official act,
53
00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,258
would you mind
getting me down from here?
54
00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,463
Oh!
55
00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,664
[GROANS]
56
00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,333
Thank you, uncle.
57
00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,771
Oh, Major Healey, | have
the most marvelous idea.
58
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,207
| know just what to give
my master for our anniversary.
59
00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,442
What?
A country.
60
00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,345
Oh, my master, the king.
61
00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,447
[Pal]
62
00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,887
[Pal]
63
00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,335
[Pal]
64
00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,809
[Pal]
65
00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:32,345
Now, if Major Nelson is
to be maharajah of Basenji,
66
00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,947
we must investigate him
thoroughly.
67
00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,149
So we will wait. Sit down.
68
00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,885
[Pal]
69
00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,96
Now, Major Nelson,
| want you to understand
70
00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:26,466
that this assignment is
just as important to the program
71
00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,934
as your last moon flight.
72
00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,536
Well, isn’t there
someone else, sir?
73
00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,205
I-I’m not very well versed
in diplomatic protocol.
74
00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,108
I’m apt to agree with you,
major, but that’s not the point.
75
00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,812
The State Department promised
the ambassador of Kasha
76
00:04:39,12 --> 00:04:42,249
that an astronaut would show him
and his party around the base.
77
00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,250
Kasha?
78
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,351
Hmm.
SCHAEFFER: Yes.
79
00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,86
Kasha has the only deposits
80
00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:50,90
of refineable phinkilium,
a rare metal that we must have
81
00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,126
for the propulsion system
of the Saturn 12.
82
00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,895
Um, exactly where is Kasha,
sir?
83
00:04:55,95 --> 00:04:56,563
Uh, it’s in the Mideast.
84
00:04:56,763 --> 00:05:00,467
Uh, it shares borders
with Russia, Afghanistan
85
00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,904
and an insignificant
little emirate called, uh,
86
00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,106
uh, Basenji.
Oh, yes, here.
87
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,141
Now, your job,
Major Nelson...
88
00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,776
[QUIETLY]
Your Majesty.
89
00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:10,844
Hi, Roge.
90
00:05:11,44 --> 00:05:11,878
What’d you call me?
91
00:05:12,78 --> 00:05:13,780
Oh, uh, nothing,
Your Highness.
92
00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,482
Well, what are you
talking about, Roge?
93
00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,417
Not me. Not Roge.
Mum’s the word.
94
00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,853
When | keep a secret,
| really keep a secret. See?
95
00:05:20,53 --> 00:05:21,454
[Pal]
96
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,56
[CHUCKLES]
97
00:05:26,59 --> 00:05:26,860
Oh.
98
00:05:27,60 --> 00:05:27,994
Oh!
99
00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,197
Well, you must be--
Major Anthony Nelson?
100
00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,198
Yes.
101
00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,499
Salaam!
102
00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,702
Oh, local custom, huh?
103
00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:36,736
Salaam!
104
00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,104
Now, Major--
105
00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,942
No. Arise.
106
00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,311
The Most High kneels to no one.
Oh. Heh-heh.
107
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,545
Well, thank you.
108
00:05:47,13 --> 00:05:49,816
You know, major, | have
had good reports of you.
109
00:05:50,16 --> 00:05:52,919
But, uh, my country
is very dear to my heart.
110
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,555
So before | make
this final decision,
111
00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,791
| must investigate you
thoroughly.
112
00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:58,892
| understand, sir.
113
00:05:59,92 --> 00:06:00,827
l’ll make myself
at your disposal.
114
00:06:01,27 --> 00:06:02,529
Major Nelson,
| just wondered--
115
00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,130
Oh, they’re here, | see.
Yes.
116
00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,165
Salaam!
117
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,433
| beg your pardon.
118
00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,935
Uh, it’s a local custom, sir.
He wants you to kneel.
119
00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:09,936
In Cocoa Beach?
120
00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,37
Please, sir.
121
00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,939
Oh, of course.
122
00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,345
Not to me, to him.
123
00:06:21,47 --> 00:06:24,217
You want me to salaam
to Major Nelson?
124
00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,219
Remember the phinkilium, sir.
125
00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,954
Oh...
126
00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,359
You may rise, Sir.
127
00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,995
Well, | see that you're all
getting along quite swimmingly,
128
00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,397
so I'll-- I'll just report
to the general, uh,
129
00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,398
that you're here.
130
00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,566
Uh, gentlemen.
131
00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,369
Oh, uh...
Uh, effendi.
132
00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,38
A, uh... Effendi.
133
00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,08
Well, slow down, doctor.
134
00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,376
The-- The ambassador from Kasha
135
00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,645
isn't supposed to be here
until late this afternoon.
136
00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,180
Sir, | have just come
from Major Nelson's office,
137
00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:57,150
where | saw them
with my own eyes.
138
00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,220
They-- They made me
salaam to Major Nelson.
139
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,721
Salaam?
140
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,722
[CHUCKLES]
141
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,357
To-- To Major Nelson?
Yes, sir.
142
00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,859
In the interest
of the phinkilium,
143
00:07:06,59 --> 00:07:08,94
| thought it was best
to humor them.
144
00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,96
Ah, come along, doctor.
145
00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,699
I’d like to meet
this ambassador from Kasha.
146
00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,202
[Pal]
147
00:07:22,42 --> 00:07:23,910
TONY:
Just step in this way please,
gentlemen.
148
00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,845
Now, in this room
we simulate conditions
149
00:07:26,46 --> 00:07:27,547
of inner
and outer space.
150
00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,150
And | think you'll find this
room particularly interesting.
151
00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,518
It’s the wind tunnel.
152
00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,454
Uh, in this room
we test air draft.
153
00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,555
[GRUNTS]
154
00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,758
Oh, well, thank you.
155
00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,728
Uh, now, this generates heat
as well as wind velocities
156
00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,563
up to 2000 miles per hour.
157
00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:44,898
Now, if you'll look
158
00:07:45,98 --> 00:07:46,366
at those giant blades
in the back,
159
00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,535
that’s what gives it--
160
00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,371
Uh, please feel free to look
around and just enjoy yourself.
161
00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,973
Take all the time you want.
Hi, Tony.
162
00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:53,974
Hi, Roge.
163
00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,208
Uncle Sull--
164
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,177
Are you really going
through with this thing?
165
00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,245
| have to.
It’s in the national interest.
166
00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,81
ROGER:
Oh, well,
if you need any help,
167
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,382
I'll be glad
to give you a hand.
168
00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,683
Thanks, Roge.
169
00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,852
Uh, you're probably having
your own harem and, uh,
170
00:08:06,52 --> 00:08:08,488
you could maybe get me one
and we can double-date.
171
00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:09,489
Harem?
172
00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,657
What are you talking about?
173
00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:11,658
Swell.
174
00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:12,993
Now that you're the maharajah,
175
00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,961
you’re gonna forget
about your old buddies?
176
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,863
| don't know
what’s going through your head,
177
00:08:17,63 --> 00:08:18,431
but the only reason
I’m doing this is
178
00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,34
because NASA wants the mineral
rights to the phinkilium.
179
00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,937
What did you say?
180
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,772
Uh, uh, the phinkilium, sir.
181
00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,807
| was, uh, explaining
to my colleague
182
00:08:28,08 --> 00:08:30,910
that the major resource
of Kasha is phinkilium.
183
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,648
And you are
a supporter of Kasha?
184
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,250
Yes, sir. We all are.
185
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,451
Tony, th-those guys--
186
00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,620
Roge, we have
to reassure ’em.
187
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,863
Uh, sir, Your Excellency,
written across my heart,
188
00:08:50,63 --> 00:08:54,634
in letters of affection
and respect, is the word Kasha.
189
00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,36
Traitor!
190
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,837
Vile offspring of a snake!
191
00:08:58,38 --> 00:09:00,473
Now-- Now, wait-- Wait, sir.
Don't get excited, please.
192
00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:01,841
[MAGIC BOINGS]
193
00:09:02,42 --> 00:09:03,243
Oh--
194
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,545
Well, you can forget about
the harem girls.
195
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,846
He blinked. You blinked.
196
00:09:07,47 --> 00:09:09,115
He blinked!
Of course | blinked.
197
00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,217
Of course he blinks.
He’s Jeannie’s granduncle.
198
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,552
It runs in the family.
What?
199
00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,355
You have the colossal effrontery
to tell me--
200
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,23
Me, Suleiman,
201
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,525
that you are
a partisan
202
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,494
of Kasha, our hated
and hereditary enemy?
203
00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,296
Uh, sir, if you'll just
let me explain, |--
204
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,731
Take him.
205
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:25,932
[YELLS]
206
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,367
Hey, let’s negotiate!
207
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,169
The only thing you'll be able
to negotiate
208
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,237
is whether | turn you
into a galley slave
209
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,39
or a keeper of the camel.
210
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,374
TONY:
Jeannie!
211
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,109
[SULEIMAN CACKLES]
212
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,411
Where is Major Nelson?
Major Nelson?
213
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,413
Oh, Major Nelson.
Oh, he’s, uh-- He’s not here.
214
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,549
Well, | asked you
to have him wait.
215
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,684
Oh, | asked him.
| asked him, sir. He had to go.
216
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,152
He said he had to go.
It was urgent.
217
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,488
With the Kashese ambassador,
right?
218
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,790
Uh, a plump fellow
with two huge ones?
219
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,926
l-in, uh, turbans and robes?
220
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,428
Well, | didn’t see
any Kashese, uh, ambassador.
221
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:56,996
But he was with them.
222
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,198
TONY [MUFFLED]:
Jeannie!
223
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,499
What was that?
What was that?
224
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:00,600
What was that?
225
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,435
Well, they're testing
the wind tunnel.
226
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,903
Nonsense.
That was a human voice.
227
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,772
Excuse me, major.
Don't go in there, sir.
228
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,173
Sir, sir.
229
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,377
Oh, uh, sir, have you noticed
that Dr. Bellows has been
230
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,12
acting rather strange lately?
231
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,748
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
232
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,851
[WIND BLOWING]
233
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,192
[BUTTON CLICKS]
234
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,494
[WHIRRING FADES]
235
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:28,528
| saw him.
236
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,130
| saw him!
237
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:34,33
He was chained to a huge plank
over his shoulders,
238
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,835
and those men
in the turbans and the robes,
239
00:10:36,35 --> 00:10:37,203
they were standing over him.
240
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,205
And then, all of a sudden,
241
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:43,109
that plump one folded his arms,
and they all disappeared.
242
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,680
But it’s true.
243
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,249
| saw it.
244
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,784
Major, in answer
to your previous question,
245
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,88
I'd say you were guilty
of a gross understatement.
246
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,856
Come along, doctor.
247
00:10:58,91 --> 00:10:59,726
Now, Major Healey,
find Major Nelson
248
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,94
and ask him
to come to my office.
249
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,462
Yes, Sir.
Major Healey--
250
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,531
It’s all right.
BELLOWS: General, | tell you--
251
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,699
As soon as he finishes
taking care of the camels.
252
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,538
[Pal]
253
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,910
One, two.
254
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,513
One, two.
255
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,49
One, two.
256
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,54
Two, three.
257
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,391
One, two, three.
258
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,725
[GRUNTS]
259
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,227
Oh...
260
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,29
Oh, it is terrible.
It’s true.
261
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,96
What have | done?
262
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,531
Shh. Quiet!
263
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,733
| don’t wanna miss a beat.
It fouls up the other guys.
264
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,602
Oh, it’s terrible.
[GRUNTS]
265
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,237
Oh, it’s great. Great.
266
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,839
An all-expense-paid vacation,
as an anniversary present,
267
00:11:47,40 --> 00:11:48,675
as a galley slave.
268
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,977
Do not worry, master.
| will rescue you.
269
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,379
Yeah, just don't talk
about it, do it.
270
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,148
Would you please blink me home?
271
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,717
Oh, | want to, master, more than
anything in the whole world.
272
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,785
Yeah?
273
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,321
But, uh, it is not that easy.
You--
274
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,389
What’s so tough about a blink?
275
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,826
Well, you see, master,
blinking would not do any good.
276
00:12:07,26 --> 00:12:08,394
You see,
Uncle Sully put you here,
277
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,197
and besides being a genie,
he’s also a maharajah
278
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,99
and his blink
takes precedence over mine.
279
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:17,337
Oh. See, | don’t want a lecture
on the ranking of genies.
280
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,272
Just get me home, please.
281
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,873
Oh, yes, master.
Instantly.
282
00:12:21,74 --> 00:12:21,975
Yeah...
283
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,344
| will, uh...
| will talk to Uncle Sully.
284
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,12
Good. Good.
285
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,113
Yes.
286
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,354
[Pal]
287
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,92
Oh, please, Uncle Sully.
288
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,93
Please.
289
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,629
He is my master
and | love him.
290
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,598
By punishing him,
you are punishing me.
291
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,34
You, my dove? Never.
292
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,203
Besides, you don't
need him anymore.
293
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:54,674
As soon as | abdicate, you will
be the new queen of Basenji.
294
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,277
| do not wish to be
queen of Basenji
295
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,646
if | must lose my master.
296
00:13:01,47 --> 00:13:02,282
You love him that much?
297
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,919
Does he also return your love?
298
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,156
Well...
299
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,658
Yeah. Yes, yes.
300
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,159
He-- He does. Yes.
301
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,696
All right.
302
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,366
| am about to make
an executive decision.
303
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,35
| will release him.
304
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,404
Oh, thank you, Uncle--
Mwah! Oh!
305
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,738
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
306
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,674
On two conditions:
307
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,09
first, that he avenge
the honor of Basenji
308
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,412
for his traitorous support
of Kasha.
309
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,514
Oh, I’m sure he will do that.
310
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,549
And second,
that he marry you.
311
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,352
Oh, I’m not so sure
he will do that.
312
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:47,160
MAN:
Stroke, you traitorous oxen,
stroke!
313
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,261
Water!
314
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,865
Thanks.
315
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,804
Dr. Bellows...
Yes?
316
00:13:58,04 --> 00:14:00,807
...do you still insist
that you saw Major Nelson
317
00:14:01,07 --> 00:14:02,608
with the ambassador
from Kasha?
318
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,144
Well, o-of course, general.
319
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,348
Two huge guards
in turbans and robes.
320
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,950
Brace yourself, doctor.
321
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,885
Would you come in, please.
322
00:14:13,86 --> 00:14:15,188
This is Dr. Bellows.
He’s had a slight accident.
323
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,391
Dr. Bellows,
this is His Excellency,
324
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,595
the ambassador from Kasha,
the emir Hamid Al Yachman.
325
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,697
[Pal]
326
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,936
This is ridiculous. | can’t
agree to those conditions.
327
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,938
Oh, well, of course,
master.
328
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,241
| understand if you do not
wish to marry me.
329
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,243
| didn't say
| did not wish to marry you,
330
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,45
but | will not be
intimidated.
331
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,380
Master...
What?
332
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,648
...| think it'd be better
if you got down on your knees
333
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,950
as if you were proposing to me.
334
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,19
I’m not gonna get down
on my knees to anybody.
335
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,556
One, two, three, stroke.
One, two, three, stroke.
336
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,358
All right.
This is blackmail.
337
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,727
Oh, master, you know | would
not put you in this position
338
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,795
if it were not necessary.
339
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:56,929
Yeah.
340
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,698
But as long
as you're down there...
341
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,999
do you love me
just a little bit?
342
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,401
Yes, | love you very much!
343
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,436
Oh, Uncle Sully,
he says all right!
344
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,737
| did not say,
"All right."
345
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,272
Well, | Know that
and you know that,
346
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,807
but Uncle Sully
does not know that.
347
00:15:08,07 --> 00:15:09,809
Wait a minute.
What about the other condition?
348
00:15:10,09 --> 00:15:12,378
How am | g-going to avenge
the honor of Basenji?
349
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,480
Oh, master,
do not worry about that.
350
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,216
It will probably be something
relatively easy to do.
351
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,484
Yeah...
352
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,585
Wait!
353
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:21,854
Tony.
354
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,690
Oh, uh, excuse me,
your most high.
355
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,559
This'll just take a second.
356
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,95
Oh, hi, Tony. Uh,
did you have a rough cruise?
357
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,396
Oh, listen, listen.
Thanks.
358
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,964
General Schaeffer wants
to see you.
359
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,966
He wants you to escort
the ambassador of Kasha.
360
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,201
What?!
Roger!
361
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,202
What'd | say?
362
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,204
Quiet, slow-witted one.
363
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,273
Oh, you have just supplied
the means
364
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,543
for Major Nelson to satisfy
the first condition.
365
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,219
[Pal]
366
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,557
Tony? Tony.
What?
367
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,158
Wait, wait.
368
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,460
| got something for you.
369
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,361
Oh, careful.
370
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,629
What is that, Roger?
371
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,398
I’ve thrown this thing away
three times.
372
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,632
Why do you keep picking it up?
373
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,401
Tony, you don’t want
to be a galley slave.
374
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,470
Besides, the ambassador’s
a little guy.
375
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,140
lll give him the tour
and that’ll be the end of it.
376
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,341
Give him the tour.
Come on.
377
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,709
ROGER:
Yeah, give him the tour.
378
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,345
[Pal]
379
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,813
Oh, it will be a pleasure
380
00:16:21,13 --> 00:16:23,850
to watch Major Nelson
get rid of him.
381
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,552
Perfect.
382
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,90
Ah!
383
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,207
His Excellency,
the ambassador from Kasha,
384
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,177
the emir Hamid Al Yachman.
[MAGIC BOINGS]
385
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,745
It's a great honor
to meet you, sir.
386
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,580
Ptooey.
The honor is mine.
387
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,818
Hey! Oh!
388
00:16:59,18 --> 00:17:02,121
Oh, uh, a-and also
an honor to present you
389
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,124
with this ceremonial
letter opener in honor o-of
390
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,759
your visit, Your Honor.
Heh-heh.
391
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:07,793
Well, that’s--
392
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,129
That’s very thoughtful
of you, major.
393
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,130
Isn’t it, doctor?
394
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,499
Yes, uh, very thoughtful.
395
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,735
Now, uh, gentlemen,
the base is yours.
396
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,539
If you need anything,
just don't hesitate to call.
397
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,107
General,
about that letter opener.
398
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,542
Come, doctor.
399
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,976
Uh, we’ll--
We'll start off
400
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,145
with the Simulated Space
Environmental lab, sir.
401
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,179
Uh, right this way.
402
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,281
Roger.
403
00:17:29,48 --> 00:17:30,683
"Made in Basenji"?
404
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,817
Ptooey!
405
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,422
Right this way, sir.
406
00:17:38,90 --> 00:17:39,892
It is dangerous in here.
407
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,702
TONY:
Now, you'll notice, sir,
that this is a very small room.
408
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,504
However,
with our various devices,
409
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:56,42
we're able to simulate
the vastness of outer space.
410
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,511
Now I'd like to draw your
attention to the wind tunnel.
411
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,545
No, no.
412
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,47
| beg of you.
413
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,114
I|-- | am an honored guest.
414
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,215
Well, it’s just a pointer.
415
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,383
| was just pointing with it.
416
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,818
You are trying to kill me.
417
00:18:06,18 --> 00:18:06,819
[YELLS]
418
00:18:07,19 --> 00:18:08,588
Sir, if you'll just wait
a minute.
419
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,958
When some man with a scimitar
has it pointed at your throat,
420
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,160
there is nothing
to wait for!
421
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,429
[Pal]
422
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,131
Now, this is what | call fun.
Heh-heh.
423
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,569
Wait a minute, sir.
[YELLS]
424
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,838
[GROWLING]
425
00:18:26,38 --> 00:18:26,939
[BOTH YELL]
426
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,679
If you touch me,
it means war.
427
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,215
| have diplomatic immunity.
428
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,317
Please get up, sir. I--
| can explain everything.
429
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,518
[CHUCKLING]
Really, | can.
430
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,620
Can | listen?
431
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,55
Now for the finishing touch.
432
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,590
Psst.
433
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,92
Psst.
434
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,526
Psst.
435
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,62
Psst.
436
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,635
Figured you'd be
around here someplace.
437
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,703
Give him this.
438
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,42
[FIZZING]
439
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,310
Give it to him.
440
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,278
[QUIETLY]
Yeah. Yeah.
441
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,446
Stay there.
442
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,982
Please, please, please!
TONY: No, no, no.
443
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,751
Sir? Sir, uh, take this.
444
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,419
This will soothe
your nerves.
Oh.
445
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,588
Sorry, sir. Where'd
you get it? Good idea.
446
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,156
From Uncle Sully
in the garbage can.
447
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,157
Huh?
448
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,692
[YELLS]
449
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,560
I’m-- I’m sorry
| had to do that.
450
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,596
[GASPING]
What’s the matter?
451
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,831
[SIZZLING]
Ah! The foot, the foot.
452
00:19:26,32 --> 00:19:28,567
[YELLING]
453
00:19:30,36 --> 00:19:31,971
[YELLING]
454
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,272
You assassin!
455
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,607
Assassin?!
456
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,875
[YELLING]
457
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,384
Well, gentlemen,
how are things going?
458
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,554
So, general, this is the way
you treat an honored guest.
459
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,823
You turn him over
to that murderous maniac.
460
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,226
He tried to stab me.
To slit my throat.
461
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,162
To throw me into a den
of ferocious tigers.
462
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,730
To poison me with acid.
463
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,399
A den of tigers?
In the Space Environment lab?
464
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,600
Your Excellency,
please--
465
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,202
No more, no more.
466
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,538
Kasha is going
to sever diplomatic relations
467
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,873
with the United States.
468
00:20:08,74 --> 00:20:09,942
We are going to sell
our phinkilium to--
469
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,445
To Albania!
470
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,946
S-stop him, doctor!
Stop him!
471
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:14,947
Yes, general.
472
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,550
Sir, if you’d just--
Atten-hut!
473
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,586
You will explain nothing.
474
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,23
In the last 24 hours,
475
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,559
you have not only
driven Dr. Bellows
476
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,962
to the point
of a nervous breakdown,
477
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,598
but you have muffed
an assignment
478
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:37,737
that is vital to the future
of the space program.
479
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,971
Permission to speak, sir.
480
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,539
Permission to speak?!
481
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,475
[CHUCKLING]
482
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,78
Nelson, you'll be lucky
if you get permission
483
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,247
to stay in the Air Force.
484
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,82
[Pal]
485
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,390
And get some decent shoes.
486
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,396
Well, you've always got
your job as a galley slave.
487
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,300
Is that lunatic
still in the g-garbage can?
488
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,935
Yeah.
Yeah?
489
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,504
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
490
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,671
Shh.
491
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,876
Gotcha!
492
00:21:17,76 --> 00:21:19,411
Now, you listen to me,
maharajah of Basenji.
493
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,480
You and your two clowns
better stay out of my life
494
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,49
or you're gonna spend yout life
in a NASA garbage can.
495
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,385
Yeah. And-- And none
of your cockeyed conditions.
496
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,788
I’m Jeannie’s master and
that’s the way it’s gonna stay.
497
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,222
You understand?
498
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,892
I’m sick and tired of her
and her magical nincompoops
499
00:21:33,92 --> 00:21:34,927
f-fouling up my life.
500
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,429
| wouldn’t marry her if she were
the last genie on Earth!
501
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,231
That's telling him, Tony.
Yeah.
502
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,504
Goodbye, master...
503
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:46,806
forever.
504
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,642
[Pal]
505
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:54,914
Just calm down.
506
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,782
Everything's gonna be all right.
507
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,884
She'll probably be waiting
for you in her bottle.
508
00:21:59,84 --> 00:22:00,719
She said she was gonna leave
a million times.
509
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,688
And will you calm down?
Hold that, will you.
510
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,123
What--
What are you looking for?
511
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,291
My keys.
512
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,393
Oh. Your keys.
513
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,727
Boy, you're in bad shape.
514
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,297
Listen, Roger, what did I--?
| completely lost my temper.
515
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,965
You think she’ll ever
forgive me? Huh?
516
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,568
| don’t know, but | don’t want
to be around if she doesn’t.
517
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,737
Oh. Oh, those are the car keys.
Here-- Here’s the house keys.
518
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:21,407
Look, just-- Just--
519
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,510
Jeannie. Jeannie.
520
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,78
Oh, | didn’t meant it.
521
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,546
Jeannie, he didn’t mean it.
522
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,915
Even if he did, he’s the one
who said it, not me.
523
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,584
| didn’t do it.
This is no time to joke.
524
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,519
She might really be gone.
It wasn’t me.
525
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,155
Oh, thank heavens,
here’s the bottle.
526
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,156
Here, give me those.
527
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,157
[CLEARS THROAT]
528
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,291
Jeannie, listen.
529
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,960
I’m-- I’m really sorry
for what | said.
530
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,928
|-- | didn’t mean it at all.
531
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,96
What happened was that I--
532
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,332
| was pretty angry
at your uncle, and--
533
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,601
Ah, | hope
you'll forgive me.
534
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,169
[Pal]
535
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,503
Maybe she didn’t hear you.
536
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,705
[SIGHS]
537
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,241
Jeannie, come on out.
I-| brought you some flowers.
538
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,945
There’s nothing in there.
What?
539
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:01,680
TONY:
And she left me a note.
540
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:09,622
What’s the matter?
541
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:10,956
You read it.
542
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,866
Well, | think she really
left you this time.
543
00:23:21,66 --> 00:23:23,235
[ECHOING]
Well, | think she really
left you this time.
544
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,837
| think she really left you
this time.
545
00:23:25,37 --> 00:23:26,438
| think she really left you
this time.
546
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,140
| think she really left you
this time.
547
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:33,379
[Pal]
35292
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof