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Mind, body, and spirits. 15 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:45,740 All right, y'all, let's do better by being badder. 16 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:51,615 This is "Scare Tactics." 17 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,188 Art is subjective. 18 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,973 Now, my art is horror movies. 19 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:04,672 Joshua here thinks he's the next van Gogh. 20 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,240 So his husband Drew wants to get his creative juices 21 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:11,809 flowing by taking him to an art exhibit of a legendary painter. 22 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,639 The problem is, Joshua is about to find out 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,164 what happens when a tortured artist 24 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:22,430 comes face to face with his torturer. 25 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,745 It's so haunting. 26 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:37,400 I just love the infinity. 27 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,881 I never feel safe in the infinite. 28 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,101 I never do. 29 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,147 Good afternoon, welcome. 30 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,107 How are you? Welcome. 31 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,285 Oh, I'm kind of doing a fancy wine and cheese thing. 32 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,201 Would you mind if I grab your coats? 33 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,159 It's all good. I have--I have plenty. 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,553 I have a whole closet full of them. 35 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,163 Here. Shorts are fine. 36 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,425 - OK. - Yeah, yeah. 37 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:03,905 Are you interested in purchasing? 38 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,254 Do you have a collection? 39 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,734 We do have some art, yeah. 40 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,345 My grandfather was an artist and a sculptor, so... 41 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:10,607 Oh, that's nice. 42 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,306 And then this one, he likes to paint. 43 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,222 That's amazing. 44 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,441 You know much about Jean Dupont? 45 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,834 I don't know anything. 46 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,444 He's been asking me the whole time. 47 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,185 You're in for a treat. 48 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,841 This is Jean Dupont, the artist that we're showing today. 49 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:29,931 Jean Dupont hasn't shown work in about eight years. 50 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:33,674 And he has refused to display new works until he's perfectly 51 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,458 captured the face of the demon 52 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:38,200 that he's been seeing in his dreams. 53 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,941 It's going to be a momentous night. 54 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,290 Yeah. 55 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,465 Let me know if you have any questions. 56 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,424 Thank you so much. Appreciate you. 57 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,166 That was scary. 58 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,691 Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,910 - Pretty wild stuff, right? - Yeah, right? 60 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:56,262 Yeah. 61 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,314 Kind of looks like you a little bit 62 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,576 with the facial hair. 63 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,884 Yeah. 64 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:16,020 Mm. 65 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:27,858 Jean Dupont might be our generation's Picasso. 66 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,164 Once again, he's got the little-- 67 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,213 Yeah, this is the demon too? 68 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,041 Everything's the demon. 69 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,225 - That one's kind of cool. - Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,403 I feel like over time, he's been getting 71 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:54,276 slowly more and more literal in a way, right? 72 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,973 - I'm--you know, I'm not sure. - Yeah. 73 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:01,936 Over the years, each incarnation 74 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,460 of the face that he's been haunted by, 75 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:08,464 the face is becoming clearer. 76 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,553 Everyone, I have a special announcement. 77 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:13,774 We are moments away from introducing Jean Dupont. 78 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:14,992 He's very shy. 79 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,733 He hasn't been in public in eight years. 80 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,735 So I just want to make sure that we are 81 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,259 a warm and welcoming audience for him. 82 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,956 Mr. Dupont? 83 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,575 A little over eight years ago, 84 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,273 for those of you who don't know, 85 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,710 I woke up from a nightmare, 86 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,843 a vision of a demon with a human's face. 87 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,585 But the face wouldn't really stay in my head 88 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:45,936 long enough to get it right. 89 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:49,984 Haunting is the right word, what it did to me, to my soul. 90 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:53,204 Because it became something of an obsession. 91 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,597 My wife left me. 92 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:58,341 The kids haven't talked to me in five years. 93 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:05,042 Very recently, I've been able to hold it in my head 94 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,349 long enough to get it down. 95 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,918 It captures the thing I've been trying to get out of me 96 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,442 for eight years. 97 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:16,227 And so, without further ado-- 98 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,968 I'm nerv--it makes me nervous. 99 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:22,146 All right. 100 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,153 Thank you, thank you. 101 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:38,772 My sincerest hope by purging this onto the canvas 102 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,949 is that I never see this face again. 103 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,254 Yeah. 104 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,300 But in cleansing myself of it-- 105 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,221 I gotta say, 106 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,615 you look... 107 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,834 a lot like what's going on here. 108 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,054 It's bother--it's kind of freaking me out, man. 109 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,882 Yeah. 110 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:02,927 Uh, mm. 111 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,412 Why are you doing this to me? 112 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,414 I'm afraid to look at you, man. 113 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,198 I'm afraid to look at you. - All right. 114 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,504 Am I imagining it? 115 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:19,160 Am I having a psychotic episode? 116 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:20,379 Do I need to leave the room? 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,728 I'm just--am I wrong? 118 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,644 Is it just me, or is it you guys too? 119 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,604 Don't look at me! 120 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,780 Don't look at me! 121 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,434 I'm a little freaked out. 122 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,525 Jean? 123 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,877 No. 124 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,140 He's scaring me. 125 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,926 What are you doing here? 126 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:49,495 Demon! 127 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,018 This is so messed up. 128 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,411 Go back to hell! 129 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,673 How did you get here today? 130 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,326 Did you know that you're on "Scare Tactics"? 131 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,764 Oh, my gosh! 132 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,722 Are you kidding me right now? 133 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,116 Andrew, you-- - Come on. 134 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,857 Oh, my gosh. 135 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,554 You're on "Scare Tactics." 136 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,251 Are you serious? 137 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,383 "Scare Tactics!" 138 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,819 Oh, my gosh. 139 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,779 That freaked me out so much. I was about to cry. 140 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,955 I'm like, why am I up there? Oh, my gosh. 141 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,479 This is my husband. Yeah, so... 142 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,002 Did I ruin our exhibit date night? 143 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,134 Yeah. 144 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,135 Are you ever gonna trust me again? 145 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,441 I'm not sure. 146 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,398 Are you ever gonna look at a painting again? 147 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,139 - Probably not. - I got you. 148 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,096 Yeah. 149 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,358 Yeah. 150 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,838 Why wouldn't you want to trick this guy? 151 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,146 I mean, he's so trickable. 152 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,074 The room is open. 153 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,514 Hey, I'm just about to start. - Silence! 154 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,864 Gotta run. 155 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,866 Class hasn't started yet. 156 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,346 My energy is fading. 157 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,914 Remember, you serve me. 158 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,655 OK, got it. 159 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:07,747 Bring me more students so I can feed on their energy. 160 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,662 Now! 161 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,099 Jesus. 162 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,493 Molly here has a hard time relaxing 163 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,626 and always takes things too seriously. 164 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:21,108 So her friend Amira wants to help loosen her up. 165 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,327 How about a yoga class? 166 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,765 You know, one with a super strict teacher 167 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,201 who believes her dead partner is talking 168 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,898 to her through a crystal. 169 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,248 Let's see if this will stretch Molly-- 170 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,467 Put it down! 171 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,208 to her limits. 172 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:46,786 Let's just wake up our bodies. 173 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,267 Rah. 174 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,793 Get those wrists nice and warm. 175 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,577 Just to make yourself comfortable. 176 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:56,491 Welcome. 177 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,145 Just right there is great. 178 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,060 We're gonna take a few moments to breathe, 179 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,367 and then we'll get started. 180 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,943 Welcome. 181 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,597 We have a couple of newcomers, 182 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:19,906 so we're going to start with name, sign, favorite crystal. 183 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:22,125 Oh, Amira, I'm a Scorpio. 184 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,518 I guess tourmaline. 185 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,172 Oh, I love a tourmaline. 186 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,390 I'm Molly. 187 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,392 I am a Pisces. 188 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,307 Yay, Pisces. Welcome, Pisces. 189 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,613 I love Pisces, yes. 190 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,094 And rose quartz, because love. 191 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,270 Great. That's so beautiful. 192 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,532 Have you ever done crystal yoga before? 193 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,578 - No. - OK. 194 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,450 Crystal yoga is not a fad. 195 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,234 It's not a new age trend. 196 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:47,368 It is based in real, grounded science. 197 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,109 And it has a long history. 198 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:53,156 It was created over four years ago by our founder, George, 199 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,593 in Wichita. 200 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,334 He died. 201 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,120 But we had him cremated, as per his wishes, 202 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,427 and put into this quartz. 203 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,215 So it's going to be a beautiful practice. 204 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,530 I'm going to start the class with some opening chants. 205 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:24,884 Shan taboola. 206 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,059 And then join me. 207 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:30,933 Shan taboola. 208 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:35,938 Shan taboola yama dro. 209 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,957 The new girl isn't taking this seriously. 210 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,437 OK, shh. 211 00:10:56,438 --> 00:11:01,616 Shan taboola yama dro. 212 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,924 Try to be quiet. 213 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,971 OK, so we're going to take a deep breath. 214 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,408 Hand on your diaphragm. 215 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,454 So it's right above your belly. 216 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,892 Is it OK if I touch you? - Yeah. 217 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,024 Right--right there. 218 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,460 And breathe in. 219 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,159 And your hand should lift up. - Sorry I'm late. 220 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,596 Why is that man here again? 221 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,556 He has foul energy. 222 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,300 Don't talk. 223 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,781 OK, let's Cat and Cow. 224 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,566 I know he's late. It's not my fault. 225 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,611 Who is she talking to? 226 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,049 Everybody, we're going to practice something 227 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,746 I call dragon breath. 228 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,793 Emily, could you come up and demonstrate for me? 229 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,839 So it's big breath in when you Cow, 230 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,147 and then as you come out, tongue out, dragon breath. 231 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:57,977 Ah! 232 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:02,808 So deep breath in and then Cat out. 233 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,287 all: Ah. 234 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,551 Edgar, OK, widen your hips. 235 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,683 Why don't--why--you-- 236 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,293 let me. Give me your feet. 237 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,686 Jesus. 238 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,253 Everybody keep doing your Cat Cows. 239 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:17,998 all: Ah. 240 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,350 OK, everybody shake it out. 241 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,700 Up again. 242 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,051 And then we'll reverse it. 243 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,491 This man is ruining everything. 244 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,058 He must be punished. 245 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,539 OK, OK, you need to get with the program! 246 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,367 Everybody down on the ground! 247 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,934 Sit down. Sit down. 248 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,240 Everybody reach for your big toes. 249 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,285 Go! - No! 250 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,810 Deeper bend. Deeper bend! 251 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,160 That's better. Yes, keep that energy flowing. 252 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,467 So now we are going to switch to our splits-- 253 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,077 into your split. 254 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,252 Splits! 255 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,387 He's fine. 256 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,606 - No, I think he's stuck. - Jesus. 257 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,825 Everybody else, when you're ready 258 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,479 we're going to go to our Wheel Pose. 259 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,394 Edgar, up. 260 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,656 More poses. 261 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,223 - Everybody Bridge Pose. - Faster! 262 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,398 - I know! - More! More! 263 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,704 I know. I know. Stop it. 264 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,271 Edgar, Bridge Pose now! 265 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,329 You're on "Scare Tactics"! 266 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,161 I thought this was a cult. I thought we were going to 267 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,816 yoga, like, you know, a nice getaway. 268 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,295 Out of, like, all my friends she needs a prank. 269 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,254 You do, you need a little bit of light in your life. 270 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,864 OK, I'm sorry, I'm just going to be honest. 271 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,911 I am never trusting you with this stuff ever again. 272 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:49,175 So are you--but you're really a yoga person, right? 273 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,961 Not even like, a little bit? 274 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,922 Humans crack me up. 275 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,271 Billions of you alive, 276 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,360 but you're all dying to talk to the dead. 277 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,275 Jordan is no exception. 278 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,668 She's always pranking her friend Sarah. 279 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,323 So when Jordan brought up using a medium 280 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:12,676 to contact her late grandma, Sarah decided to help her out. 281 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,244 Jordan's about to learn that when you open the door 282 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,594 to the other side too wide-- 283 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,382 you can't hide. 284 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,829 Hi, how's it going? Welcome. 285 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,570 Hi, I'm Deirdre. - Jordan. 286 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,833 Jordan, nice to meet you, Jordan. 287 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,052 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 288 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,227 - Hi, Sarah. - Hi, nice to meet you. 289 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,184 - Nice to meet you. - Come on in. 290 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,318 You can have a seat. 291 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,886 All right, where are you coming from today? 292 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,713 LA, but visiting Atlanta. 293 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,020 We're childhood best friends, so she's hanging out. 294 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,326 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. 295 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,414 - This is Skylar. - Hi, there. 296 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,198 - He's my partner. - How are you? 297 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,244 We just want to reassure you that we've trained 298 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,333 with some of the best mediums alive. 299 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,161 And we're also romantic partners. 300 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,598 And how did you two meet? 301 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,947 We actually met through two mutual friends. 302 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,340 - We did. - Yes. 303 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,428 - We did. - Oh, that's so sweet. 304 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,603 - She came pre-approved. - Yes. 305 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,562 So we've got a wonderful space here. 306 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,087 The wonderful Deidre has smudged it for us. 307 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,176 Yes. 308 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,352 And essentially, 309 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:23,182 I can open up the door to the other side, 310 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,618 the world that we all go to, you know, 311 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,489 when the spirit leaves the body. 312 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,883 The way we kind of like to think about it is, 313 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,668 if you have one medium, that's sort of one antenna 314 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,453 to another world. 315 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,064 And then if you bring another person in, it's two antennae. 316 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,979 So it strengthens that connection. 317 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,372 Right. 318 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,809 We understand that you brought personal objects. 319 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,985 Would you mind if we talked about those? 320 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,421 Jordan, did you have something? 321 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,553 I did. 322 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:51,036 I brought my grandmother's necklace. 323 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,602 She passed away this year. 324 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,561 It was during, like, a really pivotal time in my life. 325 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,346 And so I've just-- I get, like, really emotional. 326 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,218 She's like my rock growing up. 327 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,307 She was just my best female role model 328 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,874 that I could ever ask for. 329 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,050 Oh, wow. 330 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:12,492 I'm sensing, I'm feeling so much love. 331 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,364 Mm. 332 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:20,065 Would you like it if we did 333 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:24,025 try to communicate with her? 334 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,374 Yeah. 335 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,424 What's the clearest memory you have with her? 336 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,079 - Ooh, uh, Burger King. - Aw. 337 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,037 Yeah, Burger King breakfast. 338 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,299 Excellent. 339 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,345 In that case, let's close our eyes. 340 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:44,219 See if we can call in that scent of Burger King. 341 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,876 See if we can... 342 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:53,141 feel this necklace on our fingertips. 343 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,797 Oh. Oh. 344 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,626 Oh, my God. 345 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,498 We have someone here with us. 346 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,892 Do you have anything you'd like to say? 347 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,285 How is she doing? 348 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,243 I mean, how does she feel? 349 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,506 Nana, how are you feeling right now? 350 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,730 I feel her joy and her presence so strongly, 351 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,646 but I'm actually potentially feeling 352 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,735 the presence of something-- - Uh-huh. 353 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,172 or someone else. 354 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,003 I'm a little worried. 355 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,833 It's not Nana. 356 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,144 What have you brought in with you? 357 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,020 both: Good spirits remain. 358 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,502 Evil spirits go back from whence you came. 359 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,548 Oh, my God! 360 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,419 No! 361 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,769 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 362 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,336 No! No! 363 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,511 Will you--can you sit with me, please? 364 00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,599 - It's OK. - No, it's not. 365 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,079 Please just sit with me, please. 366 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,951 I'm having a panic attack. 367 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,868 Good spirits remain. 368 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,393 Evil spirits go back from whence you came. 369 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,004 Oh, my God! 370 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,485 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 371 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,573 Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her. 372 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,835 Make sure she's OK. 373 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:19,793 Will you--can you sit with me, please? 374 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,881 - It's OK. - No, it's not. 375 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,274 Please just sit with me, please. 376 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,753 I'm having a panic attack. - Hey, I'm right here. 377 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,103 I'm right here. I'm right here. 378 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,321 - Let's hold for a second. - I'm right here. 379 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,714 I'm right here. You're going to be OK. 380 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,063 No, I'm not. What the-- 381 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,456 - You're going to be OK. - What are y'all doing? 382 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,979 You're going to be OK. I'm right here with you. 383 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,198 - Please, just stay with me. - Breathe, breathe. 384 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,202 It happens--it happens sometimes, it truly does. 385 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,464 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed right now. 386 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,987 - It's OK. - I'm having a panic attack. 387 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,032 - It's OK. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 388 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,382 It's OK. Just keep breathing. 389 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,905 - Oh, my God. - Don't forget to breathe. 390 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,646 Deep, deep, deep breaths from the belly. 391 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,300 OK. 392 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,605 If you need to put your head down, if you need to lie down, 393 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,086 it's OK, it's OK. 394 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,567 I'm right here with you. I'm right here. 395 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,742 I got you, Jordan. 396 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,917 This is unfamiliar-- 397 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,048 Can I share something with you? 398 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,267 Can I just share something with you? 399 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,834 Please. 400 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,749 You are on "Scare Tactics." 401 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,152 Em, do you mind joining me over here for a quick sec? 402 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,819 First and foremost, I love you. 403 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,299 I'm going to kill you. 404 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:37,958 You are the most beautiful, wonderful, amazing, smart-- 405 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,264 I'm going to kill you-- 406 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,396 lovely person I have ever met in my life. 407 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,007 What are you doing? 408 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,184 I love you. You're my movie buddy, 409 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,142 my foodie buddy, my "Avenger" buddy, 410 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,276 and I want you to be my life buddy. 411 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,929 And-- 412 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,802 - No. - Em. 413 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,239 Will you marry me? 414 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,024 Are you for real? 415 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,374 I'm for real. 416 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,985 This is completely real. 417 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,683 Am I being pranked? 418 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,511 I'm serious. 419 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,122 I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 420 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,559 I'm having a panic attack. 421 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,300 You were having a fake panic attack. 422 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,171 I'm about to have a real panic attack. 423 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,694 Yes, oh, I forgot to say yes. 424 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,653 Yeah! 425 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,437 Of course. 426 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,789 Whoo! 427 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:30,532 Oh, my God! 428 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,100 You just got engaged on "Scare Tactics." 429 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,493 Show the camera. Show the camera. 430 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,286 Oh, no! 431 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,899 I can't believe this is my life. 432 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:54,339 Like, I--I can't believe 433 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,863 that I'm lucky enough to get to be with someone 434 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,343 who would do this for me. 435 00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,909 And I feel like everyone else should be jealous 436 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,389 that they're not marrying him, you know what I mean? 437 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:04,784 I literally said to him a few weeks ago, 438 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,307 propose however you want, 439 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,396 as long as it's not in front of other people. 30545

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