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Hell, no.
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Ahh!
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Flip here,
the dark prince of pranking,
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and I've been summoned here
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from your
collective nightmares...
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To take ordinary people,
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people who have it coming
to them,
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and drop them into frightening
scenarios of my own creation.
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Class is in session.
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Today, we'll learn about
the dark sides of language...
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It ain't gonna suck
my brain out, is it?
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Recreation...
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And an unholy church.
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Praise Jeff.
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All right, y'all,
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let's do better
by being badder.
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This is "Scare Tactics."
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I love how many golf courses
kill it with kitschiness.
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Castles, the Statue of Liberty.
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Cursed pyramids housing
a bloodthirsty mummy?
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Just me?
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OK.
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Megan here is
super competitive,
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so her boyfriend Josh wanted
to get even by
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bringing her to
a mini golf course.
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It's not the toughest course
in the world,
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but that last hole
is a monster.
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Right this way.
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So this is actually
our new Egyptian course,
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which is kind of fun themed.
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And we've got some items
here, actually, on loan
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from a local collector,
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so please don't touch
the artifacts.
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Have a seat right here,
yeah, and enjoy.
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Have a great time.
We'll see y'all inside.
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- Thanks, buddy.
- All right, take care.
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So, like, for work,
what you do for work?
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Like, where do you work?
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Oh, no, I don't really work.
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So what do you--
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what do you mean?
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I usually sell,
like, Bitcoin.
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What is that?
I'm sorry.
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You wouldn't--
you wouldn't understand.
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You wouldn't understand.
You won't understand.
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Yeah.
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Dang, man, I'm ready to putt.
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Oh, we up next?
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I'm a little drunk right now,
so I don't know.
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You still got to drop me
back off to my car.
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I kind of want
to play with this.
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I don't think you're
supposed to touch that.
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I think I can play with this.
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See, my little putt-putt
is so small.
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Sir?
Sir, sorry.
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As I said, yeah,
just be respectful.
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It's not broke.
I ain't breaking shit.
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Put it back there.
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I was gonna use that
as a way to hit the ball.
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No, no, it's not a club.
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Damn!
Why they so stingy?
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Well, you can't really
touch the stuff.
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- Why is he so pissed off?
- Because it's rented.
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They don't own it.
- Bruh, it's not--
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it's already scratched up.
See?
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But why would you
scratch it up more?
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All right,
let me show y'all something.
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Christine?
- Christin.
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- Christine, watch this.
- Christin.
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- Huh?
- Christin.
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My fault.
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I've told you that
at least six times tonight.
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We are watching
the worst first date
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unfold right before our eyes.
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Got a little crowd out here.
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Y'all can come up now.
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That's good.
Go ahead.
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You go first.
- All right.
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I gotta make sure
I put a score down.
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Christine?
- Christin.
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Christin,
how you spell your--
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C-H-R-I-S-T-I-N.
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- Got it.
- All right.
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My friend hooked us up because
we both like "Harry Potter,"
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so I'm like, OK, sure.
- Does your friend know him?
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Yeah, and I don't know
why they thought that
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this would be appropriate.
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Oh, what's this one?
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You got to shoot it
in the pyramid.
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Go ahead.
You go first.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, look at that.
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Got that shit.
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It's in there.
How the [bleep] I get the ball?
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It don't come out
on the other side?
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We not about to be here
all night.
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Come on.
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What are you doing?
- What?
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I know you're not
putting your hand in there.
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Go ahead.
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I'm trying to.
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Why are you fussing
at me right now?
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I'm trying to help you.
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I'm trying to help myself.
Hold on.
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Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
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You want me to pull you?
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I'm not gonna be much help.
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You're freaking me out
right now.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow!
- Hold up.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ah, what the [bleep]?
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What is this?
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Before you go,
you're on "Scare Tactics."
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No.
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I had a mini heart attack.
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He's OK.
Are you OK?
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No!
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My heart just leapt
out of my chest.
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Ah!
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And I peed my pants a little.
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I'm not a crappy boyfriend.
I know how to play golf.
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Now I know I'm never gonna
be good in a medical emergency.
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Do not call me.
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Meet Chris.
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His girlfriend, Christine,
says he has prophetic dreams.
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I wanted to see
what would happen
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if I made those dreams
into nightmares.
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So I created
the Temple of Jeff...
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Praise Jeff.
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A doomsday cult that has
been waiting for their prophet
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to arrive,
and he just so happens
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to look exactly like Chris.
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Is this mine or yours?
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I think-- I think there's
like one of each.
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I just remember you were, like,
at the airport coming back,
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why did I do that to myself?
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Excuse me.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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Is your name Jeff,
by any chance?
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- It's not.
- No? Really?
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Doesn't he look
just like Jeff?
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- Spitting image.
- Wait.
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What did you say your name was?
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- Yeah.
- Chris.
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- Chris?
- And what was your name?
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- Christine.
- Nice to meet you guys.
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Oh, Chris and Christine.
That has a nice ring to it.
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- Yeah.
- Do you mind if we join you?
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- Yeah, you can sit.
- Thanks.
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Are you guys married?
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We're just boyfriend
and girlfriend right now.
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- Oh, sweet.
- For now.
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- For now, she says.
- Side eye.
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For now.
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Yeah, we come here
for the tacos,
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and we actually go
to church nearby.
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You guys go to church?
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Yeah, we have
a prayer group going on.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Remember?
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- Oh, wow, really?
- Yeah.
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Do you guys have
a church that you go to?
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- Not yet.
- No?
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Yeah, actually, we're
literally going right now.
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- Yeah.
- Do you guys want to come?
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Uh, what are you--
what are you feeling?
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It's, like,
pretty short, but--
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I don't know.
We didn't go on Sunday.
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Yeah, it's just, like,
a nice group of people.
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Yeah, we'd love to have you
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if you want to pop in
really fast.
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- Yeah, that'd be good.
- Yeah.
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- OK, cool.
- Sweet.
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- OK.
- I'm so glad.
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Glad we ran into you guys.
- Yeah.
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Let's hit it, y'all.
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Hi, John.
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Do we have extra robes?
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Oh, you know what?
I think we do.
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One second here.
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Oh, we gotta wear robes?
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Well, it just makes
people feel
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a little bit more comfortable.
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Welcome, everyone.
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We have newcomers today.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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Praise Jeff.
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Thank you so much
for joining us tonight.
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- Of course.
- So happy to have you here.
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It has been
an interesting past year,
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and truly,
I was in a place where
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I was really, really lost,
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but, honestly,
when I found Jeff,
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that void is...
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No longer there.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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- Praise Jeff.
- And I'm so happy.
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Amen.
- Praise Jeff.
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- Yes.
- Praise Jeff.
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We always end a prayer group
with newcomers
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sharing their story.
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Jeff, care to join?
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You want to share your story?
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- I guess it's my turn.
- Yeah.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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Praise Jeff.
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I'm Chris, and--
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and yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And I've been in Georgia
nine years now.
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- Amen.
- And, you know...
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So I've--you know...
- Praise to Jeff.
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It's nice to meet
a community of people
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that are just on this path.
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- So beautiful.
- Amen.
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So I think I'll--
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I think I'll end it there.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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- Thanks, Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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All right, now we get
together and take communion.
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So I'll grab some for us.
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There you go.
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Just hang on to it
for a second.
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Oh, it smells good.
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Everybody have theirs?
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All right, together, we take
the sacrament of communion.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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Now together, prepare for
the final ascension, everyone.
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This is just part of
the final ascension.
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Is everyone
falling asleep or--
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I'm so happy I get to be here
and die with you today.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Praise Jeff.
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Praise Jeff.
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Thank you, Jeff,
so much for being here today.
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You have no idea.
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To be able
to die here together--
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To die?
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We've been waiting
for you guys.
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Is this a [bleep] cult
or something?
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- A cult?
- What are you talking about?
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We all just drank together.
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OK, you guys are crazy.
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Who is Jeff?
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There he is, right there.
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It's all coming true.
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And here you are.
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- Praise Jeff!
- Praise Jeff!
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Yeah, this is getting crazy.
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I think
we should probably to go.
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Praise Jeff!
Praise Jeff!
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- Let's go.
- Praise Jeff.
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- Praise Jeff.
- Wait, you can't leave.
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Praise Jeff.
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Who's gonna lead us
if you take off?
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I mean,
this can't be for nothing.
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That's insane.
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We just let all
these people drink,
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and now you're gonna leave?
I don't understand.
259
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You said that
when he was here--
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John, this is Jeff.
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- What the hell is this?
- Jeff!
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Jeff, look at me.
Jeff!
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Jeff, look at me.
- Can we go, please?
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I have to tell you
one more thing.
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Sure.
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You're on "Scare Tactics."
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Yay!
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- You set me up?
- I did.
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I wanted to prank him
because he'd be
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the easiest person to prank,
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so I knew that if something
bizarre was going on
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and I just went with it,
he would go with it too.
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Praise Jeff.
Praise Jeff.
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Praise Jeff.
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Well, babe, you got me.
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You better watch your back.
- OK.
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I know you humans are all
about watching what you say,
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but let's face it, language is
just a bunch of weird noises.
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Just ask Willie here.
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His cousin, Linda, says
he's pranked her for decades.
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So to settle the score,
we're sending him
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to try out a new
language learning software
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that may just leave him--
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At a loss for words.
285
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For the past two decades,
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our leading scientists
have been focused
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on renewable energy,
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but there is a resource
that is not renewable,
289
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and that is time.
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Once it's gone,
you can't get it back.
291
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It might take decades
to approach fluency
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in another language,
but with Speechleeper,
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you can learn a new language
in a matter of seconds.
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We're only a few tweaks
from perfection.
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Speechleeper.
Take the leap.
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Hi, guys.
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Welcome to Speechleeper.
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You're here for the 3:00 p.m.?
- Mm-hmm.
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OK.
300
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,930
It's a little past the time,
but that's OK.
301
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,235
They're already
waiting on y'all.
302
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,889
It ain't exactly
easy to find.
303
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,936
Thank God for GPS.
- I know.
304
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,373
Just follow me.
All right.
305
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,332
Hey, Dr. Enzo,
these are the last two.
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Hello.
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Please have a seat.
- Come on in.
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00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,988
Hi.
How you doing?
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Hi.
Good afternoon.
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Hi.
Thanks for coming out.
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I'm Dr. Enzo Von Nero.
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I'm the creator, developer,
CEO of Speechleeper.
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It's incredibly exciting.
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With Speechleeper,
you can learn
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a language in mere seconds.
- My God.
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00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:39,529
It's going to take
the world by storm.
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00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:45,492
I'm a polyglot, which means
I speak multiple languages.
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00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,674
I'd like to start with
just two of us at a time.
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00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:57,852
I think, Sarah and Willie,
if you guys could stay.
320
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,245
All right, now.
I got Willie.
321
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,247
- We'll see y'all soon.
- OK.
322
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,466
Nice to meet you guys.
323
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,122
- Let me get you to go first.
- Oh, snap.
324
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,732
Ooh, hot seat is right.
325
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,647
And tell me,
what language do you think
326
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,085
you might like to learn?
327
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,348
My fantasy would be
to learn German.
328
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,481
I mean, German is, like, crazy.
329
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,658
OK, you're gonna put on this
sensory deprivation visor.
330
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,226
Oh.
Ooh, Lord.
331
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,489
It's sort of a hypnosis.
332
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,664
OK.
333
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,712
- OK, Jeff, are we calibrated?
- Yep.
334
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,496
Initiating.
335
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,935
Oh, good Lord.
336
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,897
I feel a little sleepy, actually.
337
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,378
Truly nothing to worry about.
338
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,989
My head is, like,
all warm and fuzzy inside.
339
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:54,953
You can see
the helixes heliating.
340
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,352
Take the nodes off first.
341
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,963
It's gonna be
a little bit bright.
342
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,140
Heads up.
343
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,317
Sarah, how are we feeling?
344
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,365
What's that?
345
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,030
Ja.
346
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,554
That's Deutsch.
347
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,818
Wow.
348
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,520
Oh, my God.
349
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,609
Did you ever
speak German before?
350
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,263
- No!
- Wow.
351
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,568
Sarah, if you'd like
to come with us.
352
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,353
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
353
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,355
- Auf Wiedersehen.
- Auf Wiedersehen.
354
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,096
Oh, thank you.
- Wow, that was--
355
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,401
Let's grab--
356
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,055
Tess, would you grab
Michael for us?
357
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,709
Michael can observe.
358
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,016
You can sit down and make
yourself comfortable.
359
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,542
We're just--we're just
recalibrating the transceiver.
360
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,979
Oh, man.
That was pretty interesting.
361
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:09,157
- Pretty interesting, right?
- My God, that was something.
362
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,116
- What's going on?
- You can take a seat.
363
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,335
What's going on over there?
364
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,511
She hopped down this chair,
started speaking German
365
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,078
like she was
straight from Berlin.
366
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,688
Oh, man.
367
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:22,127
- Technology, boss.
- That's crazy.
368
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,607
Did you--what language
are you doing?
369
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,088
I'd like to get
my Spanish back up.
370
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,220
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
371
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,395
Like anything else,
372
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,527
if you don't use it,
you lose it.
373
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,834
Ready to go.
Ready to go, sir.
374
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,792
Yeah, all right.
375
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,229
It'll be a little dark
for a little bit.
376
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,230
Nothing to worry about.
377
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,579
I'm scared of the dark.
378
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,146
Aren't we all?
379
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,235
That's Spanish,
Señor Willie, no?
380
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,976
- Sí, señor.
- OK.
381
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,587
The node is coming on top.
382
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,893
Like a spacesuit
or something for your face.
383
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,983
It ain't gonna suck
my brain out, is it?
384
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,638
- Not today.
- OK.
385
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,379
Initialize.
386
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,169
It's just a little bit of
code that I think should be--
387
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,736
just make the process
a little bit faster.
388
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,914
- Whoa.
- Wait a minute.
389
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,222
Warning, warning, warning.
390
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,971
It's just a little bit of
code that I think should be--
391
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,886
just make the process
a little bit faster.
392
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,498
- Whoa.
- Wait a minute.
393
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,457
Warning, warning, warning.
394
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,893
Hey.
395
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:36,984
Warning, warning,
warning, warning.
396
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,639
Sh--
397
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,858
OK.
398
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,526
Hmm?
399
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,232
Hmm.
400
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,495
What?
401
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,159
What happened?
402
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,944
What is that?
403
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,079
Huh?
404
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,844
- Señor Willie.
- Huh?
405
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,198
You're on "Scare Tactics."
406
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,776
Sorry.
407
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,434
Whoo!
408
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,307
I love you, cuz.
- Yeah, baby, I love you too.
409
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,832
But, damn, don't do that
to me no more.
410
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,312
Oh, God.
411
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,053
I just got one question.
- Oh, no.
412
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,620
Where do you keep
the toilet paper?
413
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,930
Y'all almost had a mess
to clean up in here.
414
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,063
I ain't kidding you.
415
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:46,200
We've had incredible progress
over the past few months.
416
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,984
And what do you say
to all the detractors
417
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:51,205
who've reported unsubstantiated
rumors about headset testing?
418
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,382
Well, we know that critics
are those who cannot do.
419
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,211
Those who cannot do... critic.
420
00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:00,170
But what we have done is
we've abandoned the headset,
421
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:03,391
and we're now going with
a pure light wave treatment.
422
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,264
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