All language subtitles for Scare.Tactics.2024.S01E06.Fear.Kitty.Kitty.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Kitsune_track3_[eng]

Hell, no.

Ahh!

What's good?

It's Flip,
the dark prince of pranking.

And I've been summoned here

from your
collective nightmares--

to take ordinary people,

people who have it coming
to them,

and drop them into frightening
scenarios of my own creation.

This time, we're dropping
them into a creepy basement--

a dank old warehouse--

and a sinister
hot dog stand.

Oh, my god.

That took a turn.

Ahh!

All right, y'all.

Let's do better
by being badder.

This is "Scare Tactics."

I don't eat.

But if I could, I'd try
one of those hot dogs

you humans mess with.

Leftover animal parts
encased in intestines?

Delicious.

This is Kristen.

Her high school bestie, Holly,
likes to try new things.

But Kristen always has
to plan it all out.

Well, today,
things will definitely

go according to plan.

My plan.

♪ My my my my my my my my my
my angel lover ♪

♪ My my my my my my my my my
my angel lover ♪

So we need something
super spicy and a hot dog

with ketchup.

Oh, so, yes,
we need to go to Wolf Creek.

It's so much fun.
- Oh, yeah.

You guys want
a drink or anything?

What do they have?

Like a pool outside,
an arcade,

and they have
these little, like, wands

the kids can go around
and, like, play games with.

Oh, cool.

All right.
All right.

I'm Clyde.

We got the best hot dogs
in the world.

Two dogs coming up.

Have you guys been before?
Here?

- To here? No.
- Uh-uh, no.

Girl, I've been, like,
a million times at this point.

- Oh, really?
- Really?

Just like a foodie thing.

- Yeah.
- Excuse me, you guys.

So sorry.

Um, I think
I'm a few bucks short

for one of these hot dogs.

Would it be possible to, like,
just borrow a dollar or two?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.
- Is it OK?

Yeah. Yeah.
I can get it.

Thank you so much.

I really, really want
one of the hot dogs.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What is up with
the hot dogs here?

I feel like it's like--
- My buddy told me about them.

They're blowing up all over
social media and stuff.

- Really? OK. Interesting.
- Yeah.

It's like
life-changing hot dogs.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.
I appreciate you.

- Hi.
- How are you?

I'm good.
How are you?

Welcome to Big Bellies.

I feel like we need
to get a hot dog.

Everyone keeps
recommending the hot dog.

Well,
it's world-famous hot dogs.

They're better than Chicago,
they say.

That's what I hear.
That's what I hear.

This will be the best
hot dog of your life.

All right, well, yeah, I'll
have a hot dog with mustard.

So we want one hot dog
with just mustard.

- Um, what do you want?
- And what about you?

I'll do the same.

Two hot dogs
with just mustard.

- Make it three.
- And then--oh, okay.

Make it three hot dogs
with just mustard.

Three with just mustard.

We got three dogs
with mustard.

Thank you, Marcus.

Marcus is our
hot dog chef back there.

Thanks, Marcus.

I love the hat, by the way.

Thank you very much.

It's custom-made.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, dig in.

I don't even remember
the last time I had a hot dog.

Two bottles of water.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Are you guys enjoying
the frankfurters?

Yeah, it's really good.

Well, every one
of our hot dogs

is made with passion, love.

I love it.

I love it.

Blood,

sweat, and tears.

My father started this company, actually.

Oh, did he?

Well, unfortunately,
we lost him two years ago, so--

- Oh.
- Sorry.

I'm sorry to hear that.

He lives on
through these hot dogs.

They're really good.
Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

That took a turn.

It got dark.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

- What?
- You OK?

- What?
- Oh.

- You OK?
- No, I think I lost a tooth.

Oh, no.
Do you need some napkins?

Oh, will you look?

Yeah.

No, no.
You have all your teeth.

It's like a huge tooth
in my hot dog.

Whoa.

There's a tooth in there.
- I swear to god.

It has to be my--like--

Oh, my god.

It was right there
in my hot dog.

Like, are you sure?
- Yeah.

- You have--
- I bleed a lot?

I just want, like,
a second set of eyes.

Like--
- She doesn't believe me.

No, you're good.
Yeah.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

Is everything all right?

No, actually, it's not.

I was just eating my hot dog.

I looked down, and there's
this massive tooth in it.

Oh, my god.

It must have been
in the hot dog.

It's not my tooth.

I don't know.

There's nothing in mine.

OK, well,
it's somebody tooth.

Stop eating it.
Stop eating it.

Don't eat anymore.

Your kitchen's
probably disgusting.

Like, would you even know?
- I would know.

I clean my kitchen personally.
- Really?

I'll give you $100
if you can find anything--

Oh, $100?

that is not clean
in that kitchen.

- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah, I'll come look.

He just said $100.

$100 for what?

Literally why not?

Guys, come.

My money where your mouth is.

It's perfectly clean.

You could eat off of that.

The tiles are--

Look at how clean
this refrigerator is.

That looks a little nasty.

Hey, bro, bro, bro,
bro, what's that?

What?

That.

Oh, my god.

That's just refrigerator--

What is that?

That's not run-off.
What is that?

It's coolant.

It's coolant leak.

It looks--it's, like,
probably popsicle juice.

We have beet juice in there.

Beet juice?

What do you use beet juice for?
- Smoothies.

Beet juice smoothies.

It's good for digestion, man.

What do you want from me?

What's in the box, dude?

Should we go?

I told you,
it's ice and meat in the box.

Ahh!

Get back in there!

Wait. Wait.

You're on "Scare Tactics."

What the--

What?

Oh, my god.

Did you know it?

Holly, did you know?

She set you up!

Oh, my god.

She was in on
the whole thing!

Holly is always
full of tricks,

but I was not expecting this.

I think I'm gonna have to vet
any plans she ever makes

for us in the future,
because, like,

a hamburger monster is gonna
come out and get me

or something like that.

Oh, yeah.

Every time I text,
every time I call,

she knows
there's something scheming.

I am unavailable
for the rest of time.

Can I ask you
a weird question?

Are you hungry?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, thank god.

♪ Scooby dooby

♪ Dooby doo wop wop

What's all this noise
about crazy cat ladies?

Here, kitty, kitty.

For me, they're sane as hell.

They've got a companion
that doesn't need

constant validation
and attention.

Kevin here does need attention.

He's a veterinarian
who refuses to go vegan.

I guess he likes to keep
animals healthy

long enough so he can eat them?

Make it make sense.

So his girlfriend, Christie,
asked him to help

cat sit for an old friend.

And after this little errand--

Meow.

Kevin may find himself
wishing he had nine lives.

- Hi, Matt?
- Yes. Oh, my god.

Come on in.
Ma?

Hi, Ma.

Hello.

This is Kevin.

Hi.

Can I help you?

Oh, he's just--
he's just here to help us.

Hi.
Nice to meet you.

- Hello.
- Hi.

And I don't know
if you remember Christie.

- I don't remember.
- You look the same.

- That's OK. It's OK.
- It's OK.

And are you lost?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm gonna take you
to see your friend today.

And they're gonna--
they're gonna feed Misty

while we're gone, OK?

Oh, sweetie.

I have a lot of cats.
- Oh, you do?

And they're all my heart.

Kevin's a veterinarian,
so he sees a lot of cats.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

All right, well,
I'm gonna take them downstairs,

show them where the food is.

But you know what?

I've heard voices downstairs.

There are men down there.

Well, I'll--

I'll--I'll look into it, OK?

We're gonna go downstairs.

You get your shoes on.

OK?

I really apologize
about the mess.

You said she had a lot
of cats, though, so--

No, it's--she does
not have a lot of cats.

both: Oh.
- She has one cat.

That cat is Misty.
- That's all--

She's buying all this food.

I come by with food,
like, twice a week.

- Oh.
- She goes and buys more food.

So here--come on in, guys.

I don't mean to--

animals are good for people, right?

Yeah.

And lowers blood pressure

'cause when you stroke
the animal, it calms you.

Oh, it lowers
your blood pressure.

Yes.

Maybe the animal's too.

It can get to the point
sometimes

where some people take in
as many as they possibly can.

People have 100 cats in
a house--in a room this big.

Right here.
- He's dealt with that.

But that's not--yeah,
that's not healthy for anybody.

It's not.

And then I get them adopted out
and to safe homes because--

So you help the animals
find homes after that?

She moving up there?

She should be getting her
shoes on, ideally, yeah.

I'm trying to get him to
be a vegan 'cause I'm vegan.

And he eats animals.

I'm trying to get her
to realize--

He eats animals.

that it's probably
never gonna happen.

So you eat pork?

I inhale the pork.

You ever eaten a cat?

Oh, man.

I really hope
I never ate a cat.

So there's a bag of dry food
on the counter.

I'll be back probably
about an hour--

- OK.
- about that.

I'm gonna go up, make sure
she's got her shoes on,

and I'll be right back.

OK, so what--what do
you want us to do?

If you could just chill
for two seconds,

I just want to make sure
she's good.

OK. Now--

So what do you think?

Lots of pictures of cats.

This place has--
it's very interesting.

That is the biggest cat.

Oh.

Should we go check?

Uh, I--yeah.

We should.

Misty?
Misty?

Did she run down here?

Are you OK?

No, she didn't
come down here.

The cat literally
ran down here.

You guys hang on.
- Misty.

Actually--

Misty?

Make like a--

like a--

He can do it.

If you can do--if you can
do cats, do some cat noises.

I'll try what I can do.

Do it.

Misty.

Misty.

Not in there.

Hope she doesn't
jump out at me.

Does she--
would she get up there?

No, she does--if she
was up there, we'd see her.

- Misty.
- That's her.

She got to be
behind the door.

Wait, that doesn't make--
that doesn't make any sense,

though.
Hang on.

That's Monica upstairs.

No.

That's her.

That's the cat.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

Door is still cracked.

Hey, are you sure that your
mom doesn't have other cats?

There's no--no,
there shouldn't be.

This should just be Misty.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Ahh!

Kevin,
you're on "Scare Tactics."

Oh, my god.

Christie set you up.

Are you OK, buddy?

She had me for a second.

You guys--
and the teeth, man.

Oh, my gosh.
- You let my cats out?

Yeah.

You got some weird cats.

What are you doing?

Gosh, you guys.

Oh, my god, dude.

Stop it.

What was going through
your head?

They looked small.

I thought I could
drag you away.

They're actually
pretty strong, so--

By the way, not my mom.

No way.

Also not insane.

- No.
- No way!

We just haven't
been able to get

any of this filing done since
the last employees, well, left.

This is
an unacceptable answer.

Look, I'm doing
the best that I can.

So unless you--

Find more to do the filing.

I've had enough of the cowards
you bring me.

I'll see what I can do.

I'm still waiting on
that pumpkin spice latte.

This is the best job
I've ever had.

Actually, it's the only job
I've ever had.

I can't imagine taking orders
from some cringey-ass boss.

Meet Chris.

He thinks his best friend,
Nicole,

should stop taking crap
from her bosses.

Let's see how Nicole handles a
boss who's a literal monster.

- Rita.
- Oh, hey.

- Hi.
- How are you?

Oh, I'm great.

- You look nice.
- Thank you. Hi, Rita.

Nice to meet you. Nicole.
- Nice to meet you.

I'm Rita.

So I guess you can go ahead
with Eddie.

- OK.
- Yeah.

He'll take you
to the break room.

OK.

One good thing about this job
is there's a lot

of snacks in the break room.

OK.

So before we get started,
I just wanted to get

to know you a little better.

I just moved here from
Florida, like, five years ago.

Also, I'm an artist,
and I want the world

to see my artistry as well.

Well, that's good.

So your availability is--

- I'm open right now.
- You're open right now.

Because I have
nothing scheduled.

Got it.

We have a lot of
different types of companies

that we have to share
space with.

Oh.

You'll get used to it.

Do you have any special skills?

Mm.

Ooh.

Um, when you say special
skills, like as far as maybe,

like, a horseback rider
or like--

Yeah, that would
be great to know.

I'm definitely not that.

You just came up with that.
But you're not--

- I have performed.
- OK.

I don't consider myself a
drag queen because I'm trans,

so I'd more say just showgirl.

Showgirl.

Just get up on stage,
lip sync.

Have you ever experienced
anything paranormal?

Paranormal?

Yeah.

I'm gonna be honest
with you.

So there was a time where,
like, I'll be sleeping at home,

and the door will be open to
my room, like, the hallway.

And I swear to God, I'll be,
like, seeing stuff walk by.

Did they ever speak to you?

No, they never spoke to me.

Did you ever try
to speak to them?

I'm like, hello?
Who's there?

No, or there'll be times
I'll be home, right?

And I'll hear something.

And I'll be like, hello.

Who's there?

I'm like, OK,
I'm crazy at this point.

So even now, you still
feel like you can feel,

like, presences or hauntings.

Sometimes. Sometimes.

Oh, interesting. OK, great.

Would you say that you've
had any difficult bosses

in the past?
- Difficult?

Or challenging bosses.

Yes.

I just have to inhale
and exhale

and know that
it's nothing personal.

And I know we have
to get the job done.

Great.

So at this level--
- OK.

it's mostly filing.

As you can see,
Eddie is doing that right now.

After that's done, it's taken
over to a storage facility.

You have to go through
the tunnel.

And so one of the reasons
we pay so well

is because we want to make sure
that we have somebody

who doesn't get easily rattled.

OK.

Anyway, I actually
need to go grab something

for the last part.
- OK.

Be right back.

Is Chris OK?

Oh, yeah.

No, he's just hanging out.
Yeah.

I heard something over there.

You did?

Down there.

I was like, what happened?

It's funny.

She makes it sound so ominous.
- Yeah.

Like it is kind of creepy,
but like, there's--

The tunnel.

Yeah, I don't--

I don't believe in that.

Sorry about that.

I forgot my recorder.

Oh, you're fine.

Obviously, there's
non-disclosure agreements here.

And we used to do them
on paper,

but our legal department
decided

that they'd rather
have it be verbal.

OK.

Are you OK if I record you?

- Please.
- OK, great.

So just repeat after me.

I, Nicole Sky.

I, Nicole Sky.

Am entering the tunnel
by my own free will.

And I do not hold
Exmanian Holdings, LLC--

And I do not hold Ex--

- Manian.
- Exmanian Holds, LLC--

- responsible--
- responsible--

for any adverse effects.

And I do not hold
Exmanian Holdings, LLC--

And I do not hold Ex--

- Manian.
- Exmanian Holds, LLC--

- responsible--
- responsible--

for any adverse effects.

for any adverse effects.

OK, great.

So if you could just go
with Eddie, he'll show you--

OK.

- the storage facility.
- Storage?

OK.
- On the other side.

Thank you so much, Nicole.

All right.

It was nice meeting you.

- Nice to meet you, too.
- Here you go.

Oh.

You're gonna be taking these.

I got to come back
for the next set.

OK.

It's just down
right that way.

That filing cabinet's
right up there.

OK.

I'm gonna go
check on Chris.

Yeah, go check on him.

I don't know where he is.

Oh,
the filing cabinet up there?

Say what?

The filing cabinet up there?

Yeah.

OK.

OK.

Oh, god.

Hello?

Ahh!

The filing.

You have to do the filing.

You don't have to run.

'Cause you're
on "Scare Tactics."

You're on TV right there.

Oh, shit!

OK.

I almost slipped
out my damn sandals.

I'm running away from
this damn scary-ass man

that came out this corner.

I don't even know why the hell
Chris got me

coming to this
warehouse.

I didn't know
where the hell I'm at.

That was so fun.

How you feeling?

Oh, the nerves. Ohh.

I wanted to prank my
friend because I never

get an uproar out of her.

So I'm like, I needed to do
something to get

her attention.

Well, you definitely
got it, friend.

Uh-huh.
I did, friend, yeah.

This is ridiculous.

I got to go digital.