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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:05,961 Hell, no. 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,006 Ahh! 3 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,054 What's up, y'all? 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:15,884 It's Flip, the dark prince of pranking. 5 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,190 And I've been summoned here 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,756 from your collective nightmares-- 7 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,324 to take ordinary people, 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,283 people who have it coming to them, 9 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:26,677 and drop them into frightening scenarios of my own creation. 10 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,681 Today's treats include super-soft pillows-- 11 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,031 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,163 Adorable dolls... 13 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:36,165 He better not have no bodies up in here. 14 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,124 And fun little riddles. 15 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,823 Why are chickens so bad at baseball? 16 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:48,699 All right, y'all, let's do better by being badder. 17 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,440 - Ahh! - Ahh! 18 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:53,574 This is "Scare Tactics." 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,148 Let's begin with Colbi. 20 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,324 He's a wannabe influencer. 21 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:08,719 Already enough reason for a scare. 22 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,548 Colbi is always playing pranks on his cousin, Jada, 23 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,986 so she asked me to help get revenge. 24 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:18,077 If content creators care about anything, 25 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,166 it's getting more followers. 26 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,298 So I knew Colbi couldn't resist the chance 27 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:25,258 to collab with viral star Molly the Magnificent 28 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,042 at a furniture store. 29 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,609 No bedbugs here. - Oh. 30 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:33,918 But some of the pieces are infested with evil. 31 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,834 It's the ghost. Ah. 32 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,583 All right, OK. 33 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:52,546 Hi. - Hi. 34 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,590 - How are you? - Welcome in. 35 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,636 Hello. 36 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,639 We're here to do a photoshoot. 37 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,424 Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 38 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,514 So, Molly, she's magnificent. 39 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,081 - OK. - OK. 40 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,388 She has really huge numbers, so it'll be really good 41 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,389 for this place. - Nice. 42 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,912 - OK. - We just reopened. 43 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:12,131 - Congratulations. - What did this place 44 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,436 used to be before you reopened? 45 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,830 We had a little incident. 46 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,142 - Hi. - Hi. 47 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,404 - Hey, what's going on, man? - Hi. 48 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,622 Are you helping out with-- - Colbi. 49 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:26,971 - Oh, Colbi. What's your name? - Jada. 50 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,408 Jada. Nice to meet you. 51 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,496 I also go by Jada J. - Oh, OK. 52 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,888 And Melania. - Yes. 53 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,020 - So nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 54 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,021 - Mateo, yeah. - Mateo. 55 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,631 Oh, yeah, Molly's great. 56 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,372 What she does is she kind of is in the digital, like, 57 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,504 content creation space, 58 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,506 and she does a lot of high-end design 59 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:40,855 and furniture and stuff like that. 60 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,204 So kind of follow her lead. 61 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,119 You know, she's so excited to do this. 62 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,120 We're excited, too. 63 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,469 So here. 64 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,123 Just, like, clip it with this outside. 65 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,342 OK. 66 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,082 And you-- yeah, nice and easy. 67 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,911 OK, guys, we're gonna be meeting Molly the Magnificent, 68 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:54,999 what her name is? 69 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:57,263 Hi, welcome in. 70 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,481 - Oh. - Hi. 71 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,743 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 72 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,310 Hey, hi, hi, hi. I'm Molly. 73 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,442 - I'm Jada. - Jada, nice to meet you. 74 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,573 Colbi. Nice to meet you. 75 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:04,792 Nice to meet you, Colbi. 76 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,141 Thank you, guys. 77 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:08,012 So is there anything you would need from me? 78 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:11,059 Honestly, I--I feel like you've done such a great job, 79 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,321 like, setting up your space. 80 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,888 I feel ready to go. 81 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,194 I shoot catching everything. 82 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,457 So, like, if you don't mind, it'll just 83 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,067 be, like, the three of us. 84 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:21,025 I'm so sorry, guys. I'm not-- 85 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:27,249 So basically, you're going to help me make some content. 86 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,946 So y'all get comfy. - OK. OK. 87 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,166 It might feel weird, but glam up this couch 88 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:34,474 and pretend like it's yours and you're having fun. 89 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,084 Real natural, real natural. 90 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,346 OK, OK, natural. 91 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,348 So now, tell me about the sofa. 92 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,045 I love this sofa. It is super-soft. 93 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,612 Yeah. 94 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,700 By the way, that blanket with the couch combo... 95 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,746 Top-tier. 96 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,051 Tell me what you love about it. 97 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,531 Softest thing ever. 98 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,403 $300 for a blanket is not crazy at all. 99 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,621 Yeah, softest-- 100 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,928 Oh. 101 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,059 Oh, my god, what is-- 102 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,150 It's the ghost. 103 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,151 Ah. 104 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,459 Please not. 105 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,462 I don't think so. 106 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,637 That was on--it fell off the back of that thing. 107 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,073 Did you get that on there, too? 108 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,379 That thing falling on there? 109 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,467 I mean, I might have. Let's see. 110 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,599 Let's see. Let's see. 111 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,730 Now, if you see a hand pop up-- 112 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,123 No, you had to have hit it. 113 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,167 Was something behind you? 114 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,517 is not crazy at all. 115 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,822 Oh! - Oh! 116 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:19,780 It's the pillow. 117 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,350 OK, there we go. 118 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,655 OK. 119 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,309 I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but-- 120 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,443 No. For real, I'm hauling ass. 121 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,445 OK, great. 122 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,750 So now same deal. 123 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,317 Tell me about this sofa. - Let's get it. 124 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,666 Let's do it. 125 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,059 - I love this sofa. - Oh, yeah. 126 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,321 Uh-huh. 127 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,366 - This color is phenomenal. - Yeah. 128 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,497 I'm gonna get a close-up. 129 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,282 Get this in your living room. 130 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,109 Little neat, little--little chic. 131 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,203 What the heck is that? 132 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,596 OK, listen. Now-- 133 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,858 Remember those, like, vibrating couches? 134 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,905 Did you ever go to those motels? 135 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,602 Do you know what I'm talking about? 136 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:00,603 Where you put, like, the quarter and they, like vibrate. 137 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,736 Oh, OK. I never heard of that. 138 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,041 Oh, my god, they're hilarious. 139 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,216 OK, let's sit. 140 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,175 Yo, this is wild work. OK. 141 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,611 Here we go. 142 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,352 OK, how does this one feel? 143 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:13,442 This thing, soft in all the right places but firm on the 144 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,748 sit down. - I love that. 145 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,880 Keep going. - Yeah. 146 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,229 Just the--yo, OK. 147 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,274 Yo, that ain't cool. 148 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:22,103 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 149 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,671 Um... 150 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,631 Yo, this is--this is crazy. 151 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,154 That's weird, right? 152 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:33,201 - Yeah, that is pretty weird. - I mess with ghosts. 153 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,072 OK. 154 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 155 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:38,337 Hey, look, man. 156 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,034 Oh. 157 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,644 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 158 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,124 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. 159 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,734 Oh, shit. 160 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:51,350 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 161 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,918 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 162 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:55,745 Ahh! Help me! 163 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,747 Help me! Help me! Help! 164 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,183 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 165 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,271 Help me. Help me! 166 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:03,187 Oh, shit. 167 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,841 You're on "Scare Tactics." 168 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:07,670 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 169 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,759 Oh, what's going on, bro? 170 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,891 - Yay. - Oh, my god. 171 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,068 OK, that was good. 172 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,199 Yo, my bad. 173 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,766 I did not mean to leave you like that. 174 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:17,811 Oh, no. 175 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,116 I was trying to keep it together. 176 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,162 I was like, there's a lot of weird stuff going on. 177 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:24,426 But as soon as homey came out there, I peed a little, 178 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,080 and then I immediately started running. 179 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,517 I don't see pillows walk, talk, or move. 180 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,389 That's not my vibe, you know what I'm saying? 181 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,433 I save that for Harry Potter. 182 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,565 1 to 10, how scared? 183 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,958 Probably like a 13 1/2 because-- 184 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,525 because at first, I was like, that's weird, 185 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,961 you know what I'm saying? 186 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,485 I was like, maybe they getting active in the back. 187 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,400 You just can't hear them. You know what I'm saying? 188 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,404 I'm sorry that I pranked you, cousin, but get over it. 189 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,753 They scared the bejesus out of me. 190 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,843 I ain't gonna hold ya. 191 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,110 People love a garage sale for some reason. 192 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:58,808 Used cutlery, amateur taxidermy, 193 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,594 vintage clothes, and various dead people hand-me-downs. 194 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,380 But you never know what might be lurking 195 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:08,296 under the piles of board games and old hats. 196 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:11,517 It could be anything. 197 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,606 My guy, Tre, says his mom, Lorenda, 198 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:16,783 dragged him to way too many garage sales 199 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,567 when he was a kid. 200 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,875 So to get her back, Tre is taking Lorenda to a very 201 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,268 special one just for her. 202 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:26,096 They just might find a deal... 203 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,972 To die for. 204 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,939 It's you, my Ava. 205 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,954 And this is music. 206 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:04,091 ♪ No matter how you 207 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:10,010 Goodbye, Uncle Lou. 208 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,375 Hey. How you doing? 209 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,203 - I'm fine. - Good, how you doing? 210 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,335 - Hey. - I'm Dustin. 211 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,207 Listen, nice to meet you, dog. I'm Tre. 212 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,513 Nice to meet you. This is my mom, Lorenda. 213 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,689 - Cool, cool. - Yes. 214 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,866 Pleasure to meet you both. - Nice to meet you. 215 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:44,392 My Uncle Lou, he was a bit of a hoarder. 216 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,568 I mean, Jesus. 217 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,222 You never really know how much stuff someone 218 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,832 has until they die, right? 219 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,573 Yeah, you know, he died in the house. 220 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,056 Very suddenly. - Yeah. 221 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,799 Nobody really knows how or why. 222 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:02,715 But yeah, anyway. 223 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,281 Real quick, two things. 224 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:07,807 One, take anything but that box right there. 225 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,026 It is fragile. It's heavy. Don't bump into it. 226 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,289 Don't move it. No nothing. 227 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,204 It's the one thing in the garage that's mine, OK? 228 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,467 - OK. - Everything else is yours. 229 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,644 And then these are for you guys because, you know, 230 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,775 it's kind of dusty. 231 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:20,994 - OK. - Have fun. 232 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,299 OK. Appreciate it, man. 233 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,605 Yeah, totally. 234 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,389 God knows what else is in there. 235 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,304 You know, Tre, I didn't come here to clean up. 236 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,393 We ain't. You are not cleaning up. 237 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,569 Oh, OK, then. 238 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,049 OK, OK. Where would we start? 239 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,529 OK, you said-- 240 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,444 Look at this old record player. 241 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,793 Hey, I wish you can fit one-- 242 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,273 You see this--look. 243 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,274 Did y'all used to have this back in the day 244 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,884 when y'all were young? 245 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,582 - Yes. - I like that. 246 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,495 I do, too. 247 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,933 I wonder if it still works. 248 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,630 Ooh! 249 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,589 - What? - Lord, them legs. 250 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,938 Them legs? 251 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,417 Them legs scared you? 252 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,637 Tre, I'm telling you, I believe that man 253 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,204 got some bodies in here. Look. 254 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:59,467 He better not have no bodies up in here. 255 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,643 All right, let's just keep looking around. 256 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:04,211 Oh, my god, I'm just too nervous. 257 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,995 You nervous? Look at these bicycles. 258 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,475 Ooh. I like them chairs. 259 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,651 Oh, I do like them chairs. 260 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,044 I wonder if we could take them. 261 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,828 Oh, look at that cage. 262 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:13,960 Huh? Ugh. 263 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,178 What is that? 264 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,223 What? 265 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,444 That's an apple. 266 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,316 I told you it was something wrong with that man. 267 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,665 Why in the world an apple in there? 268 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,581 Look like somebody's been in here eating it. 269 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:29,497 OK, anyways, anyways. OK. 270 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,848 OK, he said not to mess with that box. 271 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,197 OK, that box is empty. 272 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,764 Yeah, don't mess with it. 273 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,200 Well, why can't we just see what's in there? 274 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,767 We ain't going-- 275 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,207 The box is moving. 276 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,259 - Help me. - Ahh! 277 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,608 Help. 278 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:56,263 Ahh! 279 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:59,658 Oh, no! Ahh! 280 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,660 Mama, come on! 281 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,878 Get out of here! 282 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,575 Help. Help. Help. 283 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,448 Help me. Help me. Help me. 284 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,888 Help me. 285 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:16,152 - It's OK. - You're on "Scare Tactics." 286 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,984 - What in the-- - What do you have to say? 287 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,508 I ain't never seen you run that fast. 288 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,989 I felt like running, so I ran. 289 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,253 Y'all got me. 290 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,907 Ahh! 291 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,389 And when she come out of there, I'd have had a heart attack. 292 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,607 Oh, my god. 293 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,349 Whoever's in there is alive. We next. 294 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,270 Oh, no. 295 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,763 Hey, why'd you scream like that when the boxes fell over? 296 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,896 You're such a chicken. 297 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,767 Hey, look, he's eating chicken. 298 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:29,443 What came first, the chicken or the egg? 299 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:35,884 I hate riddles, but I like murderers who love riddles. 300 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,714 This is Laura and her very Gen-Z son, Brett, 301 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,760 who still lives at home. 302 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,371 They get along pretty well, except for that time 303 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,156 Brett played a prank on her that brought the cops over. 304 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:50,769 Laura thinks it's time for Brett to get the boot. 305 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,509 So she signed him up for a job 306 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:55,164 working with a security guard for the day. 307 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,428 Turns out Brett may need some security of his own. 308 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,923 So we go down the hall a little bit. 309 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,533 Oh, my god. 310 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,057 Yeah, it's--it's-- 311 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,841 Where are we going? 312 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,278 This is our check-in security. 313 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,279 Yeah? 314 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,541 Hey, man. 315 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,673 Hello, hello. 316 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,457 Are you friends or-- 317 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,633 - This is my mom. - I'm his mom. 318 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,550 Oh, Mom? OK, cool. 319 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,380 Yeah, you can sit right here. 320 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,642 OK. 321 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,688 All right, cool. 322 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,037 What's your name, by the way? 323 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,299 I didn't get anybody's name. - Oh, Rick. 324 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,648 - Rick? - My hand's sweaty, man. 325 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,824 Nice to meet you. 326 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,868 AC. 327 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:52,613 Yeah, man. This is basically my job. 328 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,442 The other security guard, his name is Roman. 329 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,530 He'll be back soon. 330 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,705 He's just in the bathroom right now. 331 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,011 Oh, OK. 332 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,143 Yeah, he always takes a long time. 333 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,625 Do you do a lot of stuff with your mom? 334 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:08,716 I'm a musician and I call her my momager. 335 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,152 Momager. 336 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,632 Because she's like-- instead of having a manager, 337 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,286 you know, because she knows how to work the business. 338 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,462 And it's like, she always kind of, like, makes a joke, 339 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,551 and she's like, I want a pink Porsche. 340 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,380 When I get money, she's getting a pink Porsche. 341 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,077 I promise. - All right. 342 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,039 Are you going to school in Atlanta or anything or-- 343 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,301 So I just graduated high school. 344 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,215 OK. 345 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,520 I was actually homeschooled. 346 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:34,394 I was valedictorian, too. 347 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,397 Yeah, man. 348 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,970 Yo, Rome, I know you down there. 349 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,755 Come on, man. 350 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,018 Rome? 351 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,066 Real quick, I'm gonna see where this man is at. 352 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,937 - OK. - Keep looking at the monitors. 353 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,373 It's literally gonna be a second. 354 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,287 OK. 355 00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,767 I will hit you up on this. 356 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,811 All right, I'll be right back. 357 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,117 90 seconds, man. 358 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,424 Don't leave me too long, man. 359 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,608 This place is weird. 360 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:48,033 Hello. - Hey. Hey, guy. 361 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,948 You seen Rick? 362 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,689 He just went to go look for the other security guard. 363 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,995 Oh, OK. 364 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,692 Nah, I heard something out there, 365 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:56,998 and I thought that maybe he might have heard something, 366 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,478 but-- - Yeah, I heard something, too. 367 00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,827 You didn't see anything, though? 368 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,134 No. 369 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:06,486 Mm. Hey, yo, Rick, you there? 370 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,487 Yep. 371 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,575 Hey, buddy. 372 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,968 I just heard something down there. 373 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,925 I'm up in the booth right now. 374 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,666 I was looking for ya. 375 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,885 You see anything? 376 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,104 I think I see him right now. 377 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,237 Cluck, cluck. 378 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,111 Rick, who was that? 379 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,855 Did you come in with anybody else? 380 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:31,076 I came in-- 381 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,339 Uh... 382 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,215 I came in with my mom. 383 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,522 I'm assuming that's not your mom. 384 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,392 No. 385 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,438 I don't know where she is. 386 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,657 - What's in his hand? - It looks like a crowbar. 387 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,885 Hey, buddy. 388 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,234 I just heard something down there. 389 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,409 You see anything? 390 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,021 I think I see him right now. 391 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,718 I'm assuming that's not your mom. 392 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:08,330 My mom is not a man in a bucket hat, no. 393 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:12,552 I don't know where she is. - Rick, you there, buddy? 394 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,338 You'll remain safe from me 395 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,864 by answering these riddles three. 396 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,344 What's he doing? 397 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,955 If a rooster lays three brown eggs 398 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,001 and three white eggs, 399 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:30,222 how many eggs did the rooster lay? 400 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,136 Um... 401 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,269 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, 402 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:40,623 cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. 403 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,451 - Six. - Six? 404 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,803 Roosters don't lay eggs. 405 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,848 Damn, you're right. 406 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,459 That is so--ah! 407 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,026 Wait, what the hell-- 408 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,420 A rooster is a male chicken. 409 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,772 Do you know this guy? 410 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,121 You work here. 411 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,689 - Yeah, I-- - I don't work here! 412 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,691 Oh. 413 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,089 Uh... does he see the camera? 414 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,266 Considering he's looking right at us, I think he does. 415 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,443 Why are chickens so bad at baseball? 416 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,361 OK, let's think about this one for a minute 417 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,624 because we messed up the last one really hard. 418 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:28,018 Why are chickens bad at baseball? 419 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:31,979 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, 420 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,415 cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. 421 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,808 We're just trying to think about it for a minute. 422 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,854 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! 423 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:44,557 Because they don't know what the cluck they are doing. 424 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,865 Because they hit too many "fowl" balls. 425 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,303 Oh, come on! 426 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,652 That wasn't even smart. 427 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,264 Uh... 428 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,141 Hey, man, stay back, bro. 429 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,838 Hey, stop. Hey, I'm serious. 430 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,101 I probably got a gun. 431 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,537 You better back the [bleep] up. 432 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,800 Dude, get out of there. 433 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,237 Oh, shit. 434 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,196 Shit, he's coming after me, man. 435 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,676 Help me! 436 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,634 What the [bleep]? Ahh! 437 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,510 I found your friend. 438 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,774 He's boneless and skinless. 439 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,693 I want to meet you beak-to-beak. 440 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,870 He said beak-to-beak. 441 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:41,701 That means he's coming here. 442 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,226 - Cluck. - I'm gonna just-- 443 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,054 No, no, no, don't go towards the door. 444 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,883 Cluck, cluck, cluck. 445 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,452 - Um... - Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. 446 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,156 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! 447 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:06,074 Ahh! Ahh! 448 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,773 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! Ahh! 449 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,950 Are you ready for the third riddle? 450 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,910 Who put you on "Scare Tactics"? 451 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,090 It was your mom. 452 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,613 Whoo! 453 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,267 Well done, buddy. 454 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,923 You're a good sport, buddy, but your ma set you up. 455 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,012 Yeah, so your mom did this to you. 456 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:35,755 I'm sorry, pumpkin. 457 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,629 Were you scared? 458 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,152 I told you I'd get you back one day 459 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,111 for hiding behind the washing machine 460 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,765 and giving everybody a heart attack. 461 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,462 Oh, that's what we did this for? 462 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,594 Wait, so this is revenge? 463 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:49,986 Sort of. 464 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,423 When he was a little kid, he decided 465 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,859 to hide behind the washing machine 466 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,295 in my house for three hours. 467 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,688 We had to call the police. 468 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,819 We had every neighbor out looking for him. 469 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,299 We thought he was kidnapped. 470 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,823 And he basically took about ten years off my life. 471 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,434 So this is just payback. 472 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:03,957 Sorry. - All right, Mom. 473 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,089 You OK? You getting the normal blood level back? 474 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,918 I'm here. I'm good. 475 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,616 Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! 32587

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