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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:05,962 - Hell, no. 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,007 Ahh! 3 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,142 I'm back. 4 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:15,885 It's Flip, the dark prince of pranking. 5 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,191 And I've been summoned here 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,757 from your collective nightmares-- 7 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,325 to take ordinary people, 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,284 people who have it coming to them, 9 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:27,070 and drop them into frightening scenarios of my own creation. 10 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:31,161 This time, we're gonna mess with mutants-- 11 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,208 vampires-- 12 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,513 Ahh! Oh, my God. What the-- 13 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:38,038 and scariest of all-- vacation rentals. 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,909 Back room is private. 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,086 Uh, don't use that. 16 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,609 All right, y'all. 17 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:47,873 Let's do better by being badder. 18 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:53,096 This is "Scare Tactics." 19 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:02,453 Booking a vacation rental online may be normal to you, 20 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:05,587 but spending the night in a total stranger's house? 21 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,937 That sounds like a real nightmare to me. 22 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:13,595 Here's Logan, and according to his boyfriend, Artur, 23 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:16,250 he's wound up a little too tight. 24 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,209 Artur wants Logan to stop giving Boomer. 25 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,906 Let's see what happens when they 26 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:25,128 check into a rental whose owner would kill for five stars. 27 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,665 Hey! All right. 28 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:41,753 How are you? 29 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,320 - Hey. - Hello. 30 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,148 - Clarence. - Logan. 31 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,411 Good to meet you. 32 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,760 What, are you Artur? 33 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,761 Hey. 34 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:50,762 All right. 35 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,068 How are you? 36 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,939 Travel light, huh? 37 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,593 Love it. 38 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,247 I'll probably be working a little bit out in the yard, 39 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,119 but quiet as a mouse. 40 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,598 Sounds good. 41 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,475 I'll put your sweatshirt over here. 42 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,695 Just want to be clear, TV, 43 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,697 unfortunately, it does not work. 44 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,699 This is a list of rules. 45 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:17,746 You can read that. 46 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:18,921 I put some snacks out. 47 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,270 Customer service, you know? 48 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,881 It's-- uh, it's what people want. 49 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,014 Just trying to give you the five-star treatment. 50 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,015 That's all. - Absolutely. 51 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,147 Thank you so much. 52 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,974 Back room is private. 53 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,021 Uh, don't use that. 54 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,066 Bathroom over here. 55 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,939 Beds, ev-- everything. 56 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,375 Uh. 57 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,769 I don't know why this would still be here. 58 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:43,206 Assume this was left by the last guest, 59 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,688 but that's kind of-- uh. 60 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,257 Help yourself to these. 61 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,432 They are delicious. 62 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,998 - All right, thank you. 63 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:53,999 Thank you, guys. 64 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,087 Enjoy your stay. 65 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:58,003 Thank you. 66 00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,788 Five stars all the way, OK? 67 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:00,789 OK. 68 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:10,233 I just-- it's not what I expected at all. 69 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,279 Oh, look at the baby on this one. 70 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,932 It's-- who-- why? 71 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,200 I kinda like that one. 72 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,246 There's a lot of taxidermy. 73 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,682 Is that a beaver? 74 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,557 The dolls-- the dolls just-- it's a no from me. 75 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,221 Here, have a cookie. 76 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,440 Fine. 77 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,099 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 78 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,048 Hi. 79 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,268 Hey. 80 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,078 Babe? 81 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,993 Come here. 82 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:07,437 Some-- something's not OK. 83 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:10,266 I don't think we need to stay here. 84 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,615 No, grab-- you got to grab your bag. 85 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,661 There's a camera in here somewhere. 86 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:16,446 What are you talking about? 87 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,143 Something just played from-- 88 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,667 Are you OK? 89 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:20,798 a camera that was over there in that corner. 90 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,104 - Calm down, calm down. - And-- 91 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,497 There's nothing on the TV. 92 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,237 No, there was a woman sitting right here, 93 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:30,417 and Clarence came up behind here with a cloth and like, 94 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,157 went over her face, and I'm-- 95 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,463 OK. You're scaring me. 96 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,030 You need to calm down. 97 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,293 Everything OK? both: Yes. 98 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:39,382 OK. 99 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,644 - Everything good? - Uh. 100 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,211 Yeah. I thought-- uh. 101 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,299 Yeah, no. 102 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,822 It just randomly came on. 103 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:47,129 OK, I said it-- it didn't work, though, right? 104 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,174 Yeah, no, it doesn't. 105 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,699 I don't-- I don't know why you would try to turn that on. 106 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:54,092 I-- hmm, well, all right. 107 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:55,529 Yeah. No, it's-- 108 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,530 Is everything OK? 109 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:57,531 Yeah, it's out. 110 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:00,838 I'm worried that you guys are worried. 111 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,492 Is-- yeah. Cookies OK? 112 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,841 Is there anything-- - Oh, yeah. 113 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,582 No. - I could make some coffee. 114 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,627 Trying to give you the five-star treatment. 115 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,759 That's all. - No, we're good. 116 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,935 - No, no, no. Hey. 117 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:13,068 - Ahh! - Get out! Get out! Get out! 118 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,636 No! No! 119 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,507 Easy. No, no. Hey, don't worry about them. 120 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:18,639 Get out! Get out! 121 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,031 - Come on. - No, no. Guys-- 122 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,511 - Go, go, go. - No, no. don't go. Don't go. 123 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,512 Guys, don't leave. Hey! 124 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,558 I need five stars, guys! 125 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,562 What about your stuff? 126 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,041 Hey, wait. Wait, wait wait. 127 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,521 Come back! 128 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,349 You're on "Scare Tactics." 129 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,785 Ha! Ha. 130 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:35,786 Gotcha! 131 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,049 Y'all good? 132 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,051 Whoo. 133 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,096 Artur set you up. 134 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,402 It worked. 135 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,142 It worked beautifully. 136 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,189 You're a beast, dude. 137 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,886 You-- you said, [bleep] shoes! 138 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,062 Oh, man. 139 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,063 Your face. 140 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,543 Whoo. 141 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,979 It wasn't until he come behind with the rag, 142 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,546 and I was like-- 143 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,200 oh, something's horribly wrong here. 144 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,201 We're gonna die. 145 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:04,075 He's a pretty controlled individual, 146 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,513 and I wanted to see that change. 147 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,038 The look on your face was priceless. 148 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,519 So I'll watch my back. 149 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,955 Oh my God. 150 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,175 You humans act like the whole planet 151 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,525 is your little playground, whizzing around 152 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,397 on boats and planes, dumping trash and spending 153 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,877 cash like you own the place. 154 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,751 I'ma let you in on a little secret. 155 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,927 Viruses run this whole world. 156 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,581 Google it. 157 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:17,540 And we've seen some nasty little plagues over the years. 158 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,542 But I got a good one for y'all today. 159 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,066 Jenny is bored, so she's been hounding 160 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,373 her fiancé, Dylan, to take her on more 161 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,766 adrenaline-pumping adventures. 162 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:26,854 Whoo-hoo! 163 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:29,117 This one just might go viral. 164 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,511 See what I did there? 165 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,561 Welcome to our late-night VIP experience. 166 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,128 - Thank you. - I'm Morgan. 167 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:43,566 Good. I'm Jenny. 168 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:44,959 - That's my sister's name. - Oh, OK. 169 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:45,960 Hey there. How are you? 170 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,832 Dylan. 171 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,966 Follow me right this way. 172 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:52,967 Right over here. 173 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,272 Thank you. 174 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,578 So we've got some sparkling cider, 175 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,319 some strawberries, some chocolate, 176 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,842 a little bit of everything. 177 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,061 Enjoy the soothing sounds of the pouring water. 178 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,323 - Yes. - Yeah. 179 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,542 - All right. - Thank you. 180 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,763 Lovely. 181 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:09,505 Man, if I'd have put my bathing suit on, 182 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,680 I'd be running up those stairs right now. 183 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,812 - Right? 184 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,118 I told you, you should have. 185 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,816 It's, like, lukewarm. 186 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,601 Like, I wouldn't jump in if it was a pool. 187 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,649 Don't do it. 188 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:26,087 Oh, my God. 189 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,479 - Folks, how are you? - Good. 190 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,264 How are you? - Doing all right. 191 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,135 Just coming around doing a little bit of a survey 192 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,441 for you folks right now. 193 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,616 So sorry, folks. 194 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:34,617 I've just got a little-- 195 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,705 No worries, man. 196 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,706 Hey, hey. 197 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,273 Uh. 198 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,753 Nobody's touched the water yet, just like you said. 199 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,843 He said something about nobody touched the water, 200 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,671 but actually, those guys touched the water. 201 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,759 No, no, no. 202 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,022 No need to send anybody. We're good. 203 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,154 We're good. We're good. 204 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,505 Hey, excuse me. 205 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,985 Excuse me. They tell you? 206 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,247 I'm sorry. 207 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,161 Did they tell you what's going on? 208 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,033 No. 209 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,078 So the water-- we had a main water 210 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,558 break here not too long ago. 211 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,516 There's a virus in the water causing mutation. 212 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,693 It's Aqua Ten, and you're contagious. No, no. 213 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,782 You're going to get skin maceration. 214 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,827 There's three different types of filtering process. 215 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,176 Everything is fine. - get in the water. 216 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,700 Don't touch me! I'm good. 217 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,440 - I'm sorry, man. - I'm just trying to tell you. 218 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,659 Stay away from the water. The water pollutes. 219 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,226 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 220 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:19,488 That is just a disgruntled employee. 221 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,446 We just let him go this afternoon. 222 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,970 We're-- we're going to bring out some extra snacks for you 223 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,319 folks in just a little bit, and we're going to bring 224 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,842 out some extra towels, too. 225 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,801 So if you do want to go swimming in a little bit, 226 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,150 you totally can. 227 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,804 Sound good? Thank you so much. 228 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:31,805 I'm so sorry, again. 229 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:32,893 I'm so embarrassed. 230 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:33,894 Thank you. 231 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,594 I don't think that they would open a brand-new event 232 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,769 if there was something wrong. 233 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:40,770 Yeah. 234 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,380 No. 235 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,730 OK, everybody, I got a quick announcement to make. 236 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,079 Um. 237 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,428 Because of the disgruntled employee, 238 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,603 really, we have somebody coming in-- 239 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,518 uh, to check what's going on. 240 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:53,478 So if I could please have you folks here, uh, head over 241 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,917 into this cabana over here? 242 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,833 This just got weird. 243 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,182 - All right. - Oh. 244 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,574 There's more snacks. 245 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,924 Yeah. 246 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,100 Just gonna close this in here a little bit. 247 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,405 Taking extra precautions, you know? 248 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,580 - Yeah, no. - Yeah. 249 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,756 Totally understand understandable. 250 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,279 Oh, I'm so sorry. Hold on one second. 251 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,497 No worries. 252 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,673 Hey. 253 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,499 Yeah, yeah. 254 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,980 We're in a safe place. 255 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,200 It's just water. 256 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,202 No. No, no, no, no. 257 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,856 We're not shutting down for any reason, OK? 258 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,946 Thank you. 259 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,557 Everything good? 260 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,211 We're working. We're working. 261 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,255 You know? 262 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,214 Uh, just so-- 263 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,741 We're good. We're good. 264 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,786 We're good. 265 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,793 - That's weird. - I'm sure it's fine. 266 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,750 I'm sure it's fine. 267 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,367 I'm really sure it's nothing. 268 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,412 Don't worry about it. 269 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,461 No, no. 270 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,812 I-- honestly, it's best to stay in here for right now, I think. 271 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:23,786 - Ahh! - Run, run! Run, run! 272 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,919 No, no-- this way! This way! This way. 273 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,188 Oh, my god. Run! 274 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,672 It's OK. It's OK. 275 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,197 It's OK. You're on "Scare Tactics." 276 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,113 Come on out. Come on out. 277 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,506 Oh my God. 278 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,639 Oh, this was just-- my God! 279 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,555 Whew. 280 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,165 My heart just stopped. 281 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,950 And did you know that any of this was going to happen? 282 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,081 Yeah. 283 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,040 Are you serious right now? 284 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,825 I don't know if I've ever been that scared in my life. 285 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,751 As fresh as it gets, sir. 286 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,598 As a connoisseur of all things horror, 287 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,861 I got mad respect for the OGs. 288 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,951 I'm talking wolfies, mummies, blobs, 289 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:45,041 and right on the tippy top of my Mount Monster 290 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,348 is the vampire. 291 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,480 Mighty smooth. 292 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,917 A true classic. 293 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,397 But are some people just un-scare-able, 294 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,442 even by the GOAT? 295 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,924 Megan loves haunted houses, but she swears 296 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,360 she's never gotten scared. 297 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,971 Her friend Ashley is like, never? 298 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,104 OK, say less. 299 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,933 So I'm sending them to the estate sale of one 300 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,805 Quincy Dubois to see if we can't get 301 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,415 her a little shook for once. 302 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,689 - Hi. - Hi. 303 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,908 Welcome. - Thank you. 304 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,605 Are we at the right place? - Yes, of course. 305 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,824 Come on in. - OK. 306 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:29,781 - How you ladies doing? - Good. 307 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:30,957 - Hi. - Hi. 308 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:35,352 Thank you so much for coming. 309 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,614 My name is Tracy. 310 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,138 I'm a friend of the estate's. 311 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:43,839 I helped him put together this estate sale. 312 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:47,451 However, I have a gift for both of you from the owner. 313 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,713 He-- he really likes to-- 314 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:50,890 He really likes to show-- 315 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,674 What's the price on that? 316 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,241 No, he really likes to show his appreciation to people who 317 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,199 show interest in his things. 318 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:59,376 So, um, it's actually gonna be these robes right here. 319 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,513 Yeah. 320 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,950 He's very particular about his things, but-- 321 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,169 Is he here? 322 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,518 He is. 323 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,693 He's just getting something to eat right now. 324 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:12,694 It's beautiful home. 325 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,782 Yeah, it is. 326 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,393 There we go. 327 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,483 And then-- um, we have an NDA for you guys to sign. 328 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,443 Again, it's just a precaution to ease his mind. 329 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,184 Like I said-- 330 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,925 We're just, like, looking. 331 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,623 He's watching right now, so it's just kind of protocol. 332 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,885 Here you go. 333 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,236 - Wait, did you see this? - No. 334 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,498 I didn't even bring my glasses. 335 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,241 Wait, can you please-- 336 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,113 - Blood type? - Yeah. 337 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,766 It's a COVID thing. He's very-- um. 338 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:42,811 - OK. - Please. 339 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,421 OK. 340 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,510 I-- do you know your blood type? 341 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,077 I thought so. I think so. 342 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,122 I don't know. 343 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,341 I think I'm O positive. 344 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,996 Well, feel free to take a look around. 345 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,651 But if you have any questions, just go ahead and let me know. 346 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,608 - Yes. - Excuse me. 347 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,958 How much is this? 348 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,352 Ashley? 349 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,441 Do you need an alligator head? 350 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,019 It is. 351 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,934 Oh. 352 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,240 It was beating. 353 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,763 What-- is he a-- is he a physician? 354 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069 No, no. 355 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,940 He just likes interesting things. 356 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,072 We have some other things. 357 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,899 This mummified angel here. 358 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,988 Oh. 359 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,380 Which is very interesting. 360 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,512 I don't think you see a lot of that. 361 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,469 - No. - Well-- 362 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,429 - Oh, no. - Shit. 363 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,473 Uh. 364 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,431 I am so sorry. 365 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,085 I-- I can-- 366 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,566 is that-- that's not-- that's not ashes, right? 367 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,785 It's OK. It's OK. 368 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,526 - I'm so sorry. - Don't worry about it. 369 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:46,570 Is everyone OK? 370 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,919 Well, you guys are wearing sandals. 371 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,138 Please be careful. - Do you-- um. 372 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,139 Do you have, like, a broom? I can-- 373 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,097 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's OK. 374 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,620 Don't worry about that. 375 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,362 In fact, um, are you interested in seeing 376 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,450 his personal collection? - Um. 377 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,451 OK. 378 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,626 Yeah. 379 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,106 Well, just be careful walking over. 380 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,890 - Yeah. - I'm so sorry. 381 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,761 And again, we'll-- we're going to get this cleaned up. 382 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,459 Don't worry about it. 383 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,591 Wait, so there's a different collection over here? 384 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,811 Um. Yes. 385 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,234 Oh. 386 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,109 - Hello. - Hello. 387 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,154 What's your name? 388 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,330 - Ashley. - Ashley. 389 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,940 - I'm Megan. - Quincy. 390 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,463 - Your house is beautiful. - It's a beautiful home-- 391 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,551 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 392 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,857 the water and everything. 393 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,250 - It's my life's work. - OK. 394 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,121 Just kind of, you know, collecting things, 395 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,123 putting it together, kind of creating, as the kids say, 396 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,733 a vibe. I kind of like it. 397 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,778 - It definitely has a vibe. - Definitely. 398 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,953 - Oh, thank you. 399 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,694 Thank you very much. Yes. 400 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,782 So, you know, if anything catches your fancy, 401 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:08,913 let me know. - OK. 402 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:09,740 Again. 403 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,568 What's-- um. 404 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,313 Be careful with that, though. 405 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,838 Oh my God. 406 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,753 Take a lap, and let's go. 407 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,727 Oh, you know, Quincy was actually 408 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,381 wondering if you were interested in looking 409 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,297 at his private collection. 410 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,472 - I-- I would. - Yeah? 411 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,995 You-- you gonna let-- 412 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,607 Uh, he actually just wants you right now. 413 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,088 So it's going to be this way, yeah. 414 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:02,706 OK. 415 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,274 All right, go ahead. 416 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,754 The kitchen is so pretty. 417 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,235 It is really pretty. 418 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,932 That's terrifying. 419 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,198 So what do you think so far? 420 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,243 Um. 421 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,244 It's very interesting. 422 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,245 Yeah? 423 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,246 I-- uh. 424 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,508 I don't know. 425 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,813 I've been to other estate sales, 426 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,119 and they have, like, china and-- 427 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,338 Oh, yeah? 428 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,428 silver, and never, like, heads and-- 429 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,126 open hearts. 430 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,219 Yeah. that's-- 431 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,438 So what's in the private collection? 432 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,570 Do you want to go see? 433 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,530 Um. 434 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,488 Come on. 435 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:52,452 You can come in. 436 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,541 Quincy? 437 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,151 Come on. 438 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,416 Come in. 439 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,594 Oh, my God. What the-- 440 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:05,639 Run! 441 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,727 Save yourself! 442 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:07,771 Ashley! 443 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,123 Ashley! 444 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,519 Ashley! 445 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,826 Hey, guess what. 446 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,828 You're on "Scare Tactics." 447 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,308 Oh my God. 448 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,831 Where is Ashley? 449 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,404 Wait. Wait. 450 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,536 I felt so bad for you. 451 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,364 I was like, that poor guy. 452 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,279 Megan worked so hard, and I thought 453 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,498 she wanted an adventure. 454 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,499 Oh, my God. What the-- 455 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:45,069 And I think she got one. 456 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,040 What is this? 457 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,696 Tracy, this is AB positive. 458 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,481 I told you I need that O negative. 459 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,222 Ugh. 460 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,223 It's not you. 461 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,224 It's me. 30193

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