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Hola, damas y caballeros.
Bienvenidos. I'm Chuy.
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Can I get you all started
with some margaritas?
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Oh, God yes.
Margarita me.
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16 ounces or 24?
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You know what? It's been
one of those weeks at work.
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I'll take a 24.
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Ooh, me, too.
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Turn up.
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Just make mine
skinny.
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Um, I'll have a Coke
and the car keys.
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Hey, guys, this round's on me.
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Daphne is officially enrolled
in day care,
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and that means that Marty's
paternity leave is finally over.
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Aw. I think it's sweet
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how you miss working
with your baby boy.
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What I miss
is leaving at 3:00.
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Well, good for you, Calvin,
but, you know,
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we have reason
to celebrate, too.
Ooh.
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Our little amigo
Grovercito
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got an A on his
Spanish paper.
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- What? Congrats! All right now.
- Okay, Grover.
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Okay, four margaritas,
and a skinny for the gentleman.
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Ah, gracias.
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Uh, can I interest you all
in some appetizers?
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Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
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Oh, you know what?
Grover,
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why don't you use
some of that grade-A Spanish
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to order us some starters?
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Ah, yes.
Yeah.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Hola, Chuy.
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Whoa!
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He's fluent.
He's fluent.
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Right.
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Quiero nachos en biblioteca
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y chaqueta de naranja.
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Okay. Uh, you ordered nachos
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in a library
with an orange jacket.
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I don't think so.
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He-He's just getting
warmed up, right?
Yeah.
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Tal vez quieras guacamole?
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Um, zapatos con queso.
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And that'll be
for the whole table.
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Grover, y-you just ordered
cheese shoes for the table.
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You know, I'm-I'm just good
with anything.
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Um, I've got to go use el pollo.
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Even I know the boy just said
he's going to use the chicken.
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Yeah.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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I can't. I can't do it.
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I can't
send Daphne
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to a place like this.
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Look at these Yelp reviews
for Miss Sandra's Day Care.
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Uh...
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Didn't you pick this place
because of the reviews?
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Yes, yes, but-but
look at this.
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All five stars?
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There's no way
that's legit.
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No, no, you see,
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the place you want is one
that has four and a half stars.
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Marty, you had her enrolled
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in the place
with four and a half stars
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and you cancelled it
because it wasn't good enough.
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No, no, no, that's 'cause
I visited it, Dad.
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That place had monkey bars.
Monkey bars.
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What's wrong with monkey bars?
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Nothing, if you like
dislocated baby shoulders.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
we're back at square one.
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Monday is out.
Okay, uh, Marty,
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you've cancelled
on five different places.
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This could go on forever.
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No day care's
gonna be good enough.
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It's just such
a leap of faith, Dad.
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Leaving my baby
with strangers.
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You know, I agree, Marty.
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Who could leave this
precious, little angel?
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Oh, look at those little boogie
woogies in your nosey wosey.
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You know...
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you guys make a good point.
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And I just wish there was
somebody that Daphne knew
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who could spend time with her
her during the day and...
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feed her, play games with her
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and read her a book. Hey...
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Take her to the zoo,
clean that little nosey wosey.
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You know what? I have
got a crazy idea.
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Oh, really?
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Why don't
I watch Daphne?
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Now, that is crazy right there.
I mean...
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Even though I can't think
of a better idea,
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that's the thing about it.
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I can't think of anything.
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Mom, Mom,
that would be so great.
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Yeah.
But-but your job.
What will you tell Gemma?
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Ain't nobody thinking
about no damn Gemma.
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I'm sorry, I just get
very passionate
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when I'm talking
about my family.
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I mean, it wouldn't
be forever.
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She's just so
little right now.
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Yes, she is.
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See you at work Monday, son.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey Malcolm.
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Somebody's in a good mood.
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Who, me? Uh, it ain't
no big deal, Mama.
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I'm just a
published author.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, somebody spit up.
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Yeah, I just, uh,
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I wrote a story in my
creative writing class...
Here's a wipe.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, as I
was saying,
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the-the professor, she liked it
so much, she suggested
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I submit it to the USC literary
quarterly, The Trojan Horse.
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Do you have the unscented ones?
I hate these.
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The Trojan Horse, I said,
and they published it.
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You know, I remember
the last time
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you was in The Trojan Horse.
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You'd hit that walk-off
against Oregon State.
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Oh, no.
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No, that was
the Daily Trojan, Pop.
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You know, I knew it was
the Trojan something like...
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No, no, that was
a school newspaper, Pop.
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- This is creative writing.
- Shh.
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You're too loud. She might cry.
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Man, I'm just saying,
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I'm finally starting to get
some recognition.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you, Marty.
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Did y'all go to that new
Mexican restaurant without me?
Oh, yeah.
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It was fantastic. We gonna
go back there Thursday.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, anyway, I'm just
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gonna, uh, leave a copy here.
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Y'all could read it
if you want to, or don't.
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It's considered to be
very prestigious.
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But no big deal.
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You know? Ain't a big deal.
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Oh, wait!
Yes?
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Did y'all try
the mole enchiladas?
Oh...
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Oh, yeah.
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My God, it was so good. Bomb.
The mole enchiladas.
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When Grover got that A
in Spanish, I was so excited.
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But then when he tried
to speak it...
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Let me guess--
no bueno?
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I just have to ask, you didn't
give him that A because...
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you know, I'm your boss?
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No. I mean,
that paper was perfect,
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but speaking the
language... yikes.
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His accent is so bad
it actually offends me,
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and I'm Filipino.
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I wish you'd told me
my son was struggling.
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Well, I wish you'd approved me
to teach summer school last year
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so I wouldn't have had
to drive Uber for two months.
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I'd keep that Uber account
if I were you.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I have got
some great news.
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I'm gonna be spending
more time with my grandbaby.
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Oh, good.
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Mm-hmm.
We talking weekends?
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No. Weekdays.
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Weekday nights?
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No.
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I'm running out
of day parts here.
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Okay.
I'm so sorry, Gemma,
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but I'm gonna have to
take a little sabbatical
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so Marty can
get back to work.
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No, but, Tina, you know I don't
have anyone to replace you.
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I know, but it-it
just made more sense
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that, you know,
I watch Daphne.
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And Calvin,
you know,
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he made all of these
really great points.
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And now Calvin
gets Marty back full-time?
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Yup. Win-win.
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You do see how
that's not a win for me.
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That's why I only
did two wins.
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Look, thank you for
understanding, Gemma.
Of course.
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Mm, you're the best.
Oh.
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Have a good day.
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Well played, Calvin Butler.
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Well played.
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Tina is one of
my best teachers.
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Ugh! Calvin can be
so self-centered.
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It's not my fault
Marty had a baby,
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and now he doesn't want
the baby in day care,
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so Calvin tricked Tina
into watching the baby.
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Nobody is thinking
about me.
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Okay. Gemma.
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Just take a deep breath, okay?
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You and I are going to...
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If you say meditate,
you are a dead man.
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I'm sorry. It has just been
a really tough day.
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You know last night
wasn't a fluke?
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Grover can't speak Spanish
in class, either.
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Oh, no?
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Maybe he freezes
under pressure.
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Do you think he has anxiety
issues? Does he need therapy?
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Okay, okay. Gemma,
let's not jump to...
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Is it because of the time
he walked in on us?
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I told him we
were wrestling,
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but I don't know
if he bought it.
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Gemma, pl...
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Please, stop.
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I think there may be
a different answer here.
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Uh, Grover...
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may have done well
on his homework because...
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I helped him with it.
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You did?
Mm-hmm.
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How much help?
Just a little.
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I-I tweaked the beginning
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and the end and...
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Well, you know, the middle
was just sitting there.
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Dave!
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I... Look, I'm-I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't mean to.
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It's just that Grover doesn't
have that killer instinct,
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and he's got to keep
his grades up
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if he wants to get
into a good high school.
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So you did the work?
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Well, I mean, he chimed in
with stuff like, "Are you done?"
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And... "Can I go?"
Ugh.
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Ugh.
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My intentions were good.
Dave,
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we have to let Grover
sink or swim on his own.
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Ooh... he's gonna sink.
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Like a rock.
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Let's get it.
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Hey, Pop.
What's going on?
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Hey, what up, Malcolm?
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Hey, uh...
I'm just asking,
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you know, no big deal, but
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did you happen to
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check out my piece
in the T.H.?
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Trojan Horse, Pop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Blown away.
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Wh...
Blown away, man.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Okay, well, um...
Well, which part blew you away?
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You know, it was the, um...
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the-the part about the cracks
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in the sidewalk being scars...
Being scars.
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of a lost generation.
Lost generation.
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Amazing.
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Yup.
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That was the third sentence
in the prologue.
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A-And I was blown away.
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I mean, I was blown away.
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I had to take a break
after that.
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So you could
watch the Laker game.
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Oh, come on, I mean,
you get it. Yeah.
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And... Well, now, look,
here's the thing.
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If the rest of it is anything
like that "scars" stuff,
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00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,810
I smell a Grammy.
252
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,710
Grammys are for music, Pop.
253
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,720
I mean, they give 'em out
for audiobooks.
254
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,420
It's open.
255
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,620
Hey.
256
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,990
Oh, hey, Gemma. What's up?
257
00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,590
Nothing, I just
got the sudden urge
258
00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,560
to snuggle that sweet
little baby of yours. May I?
259
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,760
Oh, please. Enjoy.
260
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:08,900
Ooh!
261
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,270
Hi! Oh!
262
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,970
She is getting so big. Oh.
263
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,400
It goes so fast, doesn't it?
264
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,470
You blink and they're off
to college.
265
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:20,980
Yeah. That'd be more like a
coma than a blink, but yeah.
266
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:26,050
Aw. Don't let a minute of this
pass you by, because...
267
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,820
Oh. Oh.
268
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,680
I shouldn't have said that.
I just realized
269
00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,190
you're about to go back
to work full-time.
270
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,990
Yeah, but my mom's gonna
be taking care of Daphne.
271
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,960
I know! And that's great.
272
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,900
At least someone will be there
to savor all the golden moments,
273
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,700
the ones you'll be missing.
274
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,000
Oh.
275
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,700
Like the first time
she sees a butterfly.
276
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,770
Oh, or takes her first steps.
277
00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,510
Oh, or eats her first
ice cream cone
278
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,770
where she gets that little blob
of vanilla on her nose
279
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,010
and it just drips and drips.
280
00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,750
Well, yeah, but some of
those moments will happen
281
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,150
over the weekend...
Probably not.
282
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:02,890
But hey, what are you gonna do?
283
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,990
Your boss needs you
back at work.
284
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:08,260
Okay, my dad is not my boss.
We are equal partners.
285
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,790
Oh, that's right, I forgot.
286
00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:13,030
Probably 'cause of the way
he bosses you around.
287
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,300
Oh, hey, buddy.
288
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,470
Working on your español?
289
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:20,940
Uh, my what?
290
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,540
Your Spanish.
291
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,810
Oh, yeah.
Yep, killing it.
292
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,380
Great.
293
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,110
'Cause you know, I...
294
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,920
will not be helping you anymore.
295
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:35,120
Okay.
I don't need it.
296
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,220
Okay, good.
297
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,860
Are you sure about that answer?
298
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,390
Oh, the...
299
00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,730
the word for "door"
isn't "Dorito," is it?
300
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,230
No.
301
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,400
Okay, buddy, listen, I...
302
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,170
I'm not gonna help you,
I'm just gonna erase
303
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,840
the things that need
to be redone.
304
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,670
All right.
You, uh...
305
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,670
What are you doing?
306
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,880
I'm not writing Spanish,
I'm just erasing it.
307
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,710
Grover, can you
give us a minute?
308
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:06,920
Yeah, no problem.
309
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,780
Uh, Dad,
take all the time you need.
310
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,420
Dave, what is going on?
311
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,360
You have to let our son
make his own mistakes.
312
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,760
I know.
313
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,760
I know.
314
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:22,560
Dave!
I'm done! I'm done.
315
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,640
Hey, man, we need to talk.
316
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,110
Man-to-man.
317
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,810
Boss-to-boss.
318
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,910
If-if that's okay
with you, Daddy.
319
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,650
What's on your mind?
320
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:42,320
Look, man, I am co-owner
of the Fusebox,
321
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,250
and I decide
when it's time for me
322
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,820
to return to work full time,
and now is not that time.
323
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,990
What are you
talking about, Marty?
324
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,060
Your paternity leave is over.
325
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,160
Yeah, but there's still
so many milestones I'd miss.
326
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,800
Like, what if I miss
her first words?
327
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,330
First words are overrated.
328
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,630
Your first words was "doo-doo."
329
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,270
Wait, Mama said my
first word was "rocket."
330
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,040
How would I know?
I was at work.
331
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,040
Look...
332
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,910
where is all this
coming from, Marty?
333
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,650
Gemma came over
and made me realize
334
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,310
how precious this time is.
335
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,680
Gemma came over?
336
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,420
Yeah, she really opened
my eyes, Dad.
337
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,820
She did, did she?
338
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,590
Well, how helpful.
339
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,420
Okay. All right.
Yeah.
340
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,920
Thank you for getting it, man.
Okay.
341
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,160
All right. Thanks, Daddy.
All right.
342
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,200
Well played, Gemma Johnson.
343
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,070
Well played.
344
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,970
Oh, hey, Malcolm.
Whoa!
345
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,510
What you doing?
346
00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:44,650
Dave, why are you just sitting
347
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,080
in your car like that?
348
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,020
Uh, just making sure
that Grover fails Spanish.
349
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,620
Okay, well, I'm-a leave you
to that, then.
Well...
350
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,990
Were you putting a
book in my library?
351
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:59,160
No, no, it's not
a book, exactly.
352
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:02,060
It's a, uh, a literary journal.
353
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,700
Oh, yeah. The Trojan Horse.
354
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,300
I didn't know
a new issue was out.
355
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,200
Well, it is. Hot
off the presses.
356
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,640
There's a bookmark in it.
357
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,140
Is there? Uh, let me get that
358
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,380
up out of there.
Well, hold on, hold on.
359
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,240
"A Rock in a Soft Place" by...
360
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,550
by Malcolm L. Butler.
361
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:19,850
Whoa.
362
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,350
Eh, I just thought
some of our neighbors
363
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,920
might get a kick out of it,
you know?
364
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,290
I-It's not that big a deal.
365
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,890
Not a big dea...
Malcolm, this is huge.
366
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,890
Your family must be
so proud of you.
367
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,560
Oh, they are.
Yeah, yeah, my pops
368
00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:33,630
has already gotten through
most of the first paragraph.
369
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,670
Which is a paragraph more
than my mama has read.
370
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,500
Hold on. What?
371
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,500
Malcolm, this is unacceptable.
372
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,770
I, for one, am honored
373
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:48,640
to have the opportunity
to gaze into your soul.
374
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,310
Thank you?
375
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,320
Gemma.
376
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,290
Calvin!
377
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,520
What are you doing?
378
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,590
Thought we should talk.
379
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,890
You know, clear the air.
380
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,270
Fine.
381
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,540
Start talking.
382
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,610
Look, I understand you got
a situation at your school.
383
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,270
And I feel for you.
384
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,710
But you're messing
with my business.
385
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,910
Well, the school is my business.
386
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,620
And if I have to play dirty
to keep my best music teacher,
387
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,080
well, then, I'm gonna do
388
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,450
what I got to do.
389
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,760
You playing with fire, Gemma.
390
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,390
Oh, oh.
391
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:40,560
If you think you can bully me,
you got the wrong Johnson.
392
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,970
Hey, guys. What's up?
393
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,730
Nothing, I'm just getting
your girl Gemma straight here.
394
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,140
Oh, really, Calvin?
395
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,070
We're really doing this,
right here, right now?
396
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,570
Oh, right here and right now.
Of course...
Right here at this moment?
397
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,070
Okay, okay.
Wait. Wait. Oh, wait, wait.
398
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,910
Wait-wait a minute!
399
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,510
What is going on here?
400
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,980
Gemma convinced Marty
to stay on paternity leave
401
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,680
just so she could keep you
at her school.
402
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,350
She manipulated him.
Uh, me?
403
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,420
You manipulated Tina.
404
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,560
You used Daphne as bait
just so you could get her
405
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,830
to quit her job and babysit,
406
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,260
just so you could
have Marty back
407
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,660
at your silly little Fusebox.
408
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,170
Did you just call
the Fusebox silly?
409
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,700
Did I stutter?
410
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,400
Okay, okay. No, no, no.
Did I?
411
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,240
Did I stutter?
Get-get, get your girl.
Get your girl.
412
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,870
- Yeah. Go ahead.
- Hold on, wait-wait a minute.
413
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,710
Wait a minute,
now let me get this straight.
414
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:29,640
You two have been acting
like selfish little brats
415
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,810
who only care about
what benefits you?
416
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,450
Well, he was.
417
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:38,020
Okay, listen, I only
care about one thing.
418
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,020
The school.
Yes, the Fusebox. I...
419
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,920
Daphne.
420
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,690
Y... Of course. Yes.
Yeah, right. Duh.
421
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,790
Yeah, okay.
Yes, no. That makes...
that makes a lot of sense.
422
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:50,370
And the best thing for her
is to spend as much time
423
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:54,240
as possible with the people
who love her the most.
424
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,300
Her parents.
425
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,740
Baby, you know I agree with you.
426
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,010
Okay.
But Marty and Courtney
427
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,980
both have full-time jobs.
428
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,480
I mean, what do you
expect them to do,
429
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,550
bring the baby to the Fusebox?
430
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,020
Calvin.
431
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,220
No.
432
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,360
Calvin.
No, no, no, no, no...
433
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,560
Calvin.
434
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,630
Oh, damn.
435
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,500
Yeah, I missed you, too, Daphne.
436
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,870
Is that my wallet?
Give me my wallet.
437
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,300
Marty.
438
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,340
Where is Ms. Yvette?
439
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,710
You not on the phone.
440
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,270
You get in here.
441
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,280
Okay.
They throwing sippy cups.
442
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,740
Get in here.
443
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,290
I have margaritas.
Ooh.
444
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,420
Ah, yes, Chuy, mi amigo.
445
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,390
If I may,
a toast to my son Grover,
446
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,960
for earning a
gentleman's C
447
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,430
on his Spanish paper.
448
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,430
A paper he wrote sin ayuda.
Mm.
449
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,670
And without any help.
450
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:03,240
That's what I just said,
but anyhoo...
451
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,540
Uh, to you, I raise a blended
452
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,280
- strawberry mango margarita.
- All right.
453
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,480
Now to Grover and Dave.
454
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,980
I'm proud of you both.
455
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,110
Gracias, mi amor.
456
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,950
I mean, he d-he does love you.
457
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,190
I...
It's progress. Drink up.
458
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,390
- Hey.
- Hey.
459
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,750
W... And that is not all.
460
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,790
I would be remiss
if I did not point out
461
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,060
that I am not the only parent
at this table whose son
462
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,460
has something to be proud of.
463
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,730
Oh, Dave, please don't.
No, no, no.
464
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,000
M-Malcolm, Mal,
465
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,960
Mal-Mal-Mal-Malcolm...
O-Okay.
466
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,800
...has written a story
that will make you laugh, think
467
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,970
and cry.
Aw.
468
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,010
Okay, let's sit on down.
No, no, no.
469
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:40,740
No, Mal-Malcolm,
this is an accomplishment,
470
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,440
and it should be
celebrated by the people
471
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,410
who love you the most.
472
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,010
And if you're embarrassed
to toot your own horn,
473
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:48,650
I have a few amigos
who will do it for you.
474
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,020
Guillermo, Esteban,
Nestor, Jaime!
475
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,720
Oh, come on, Dave,
476
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,160
why do you have to embarrass
the man like that?
477
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:58,690
You know he doesn't want
to make a big deal out of this.
478
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,960
Yeah.
Actually, Mama, Pop,
479
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,360
I-I think I kind of do.
480
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,200
Look, if I'm being honest,
I-I just...
481
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,070
Okay, hey, can y'all give us
one second, please?
482
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,040
Thank you.
Gracias, muchachos.
483
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,470
Love the hats.
Yeah. Uh...
484
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:15,540
look, I know you guys just
see me as an athlete, and
485
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,510
if I'm being honest,
I was embarrassed
486
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,780
to put myself out there
like this, but getting published
487
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,020
makes me think
I can be a writer.
488
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,890
I know I'm grown, but I still
want y'all to be proud of me.
489
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,050
Son.
So, Mama,
490
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,360
Pop,
491
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:30,120
my sweet brother Marty,
492
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,890
- read the damn 11 pages!
- Okay.
493
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,460
All right, all right.
494
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,400
And you-and you know
I started it already.
495
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:38,830
I mean, that-that
first paragraph-- wow.
496
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,100
Wow.
497
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,200
Malcolm, we are so proud of you.
498
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,010
Dave?
Come on, hand over the book.
499
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,910
Ah, I brought copies
for everyone.
500
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,070
- Oh!
- Aw.
501
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,080
Guillermo! ¡Otra canción!
502
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,340
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503
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,350
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