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Hey, Dad, I'm doing
a children's book reading
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at Maya's school next week.
Love for you to be there.
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You had me at "Maya."
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I will be there or be square.
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What in the Hair Club for Men?
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Dad, what's going on?
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I'll tell you
what's going on.
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Daddio is going
on a date.
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I signed up for
this dating app
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called "Outta My League."
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I thought you and Ivy
had something going on?
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Yeah, we do,
we got a podcast going on.
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See, Ivy, she's cool,
but I need somebody
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with less baggage, someone
with a fresh point of view
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so I can go
out to the disco
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and get my groove on.
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Well, I hope you have
a time machine because, uh,
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discos are
not a thing anymore.
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Well, I'm going
wherever the kids go today
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because tomorrow-- not promised.
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Who died?
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My best friend Leon, man.
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Uncle Leon died?
Yeah.
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He was all alone,
had no wife,
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no girlfriends,
no side-pieces.
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No side-pieces?!
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No nothing.
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And I ain't going out like that.
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I'm so sorry to hear that, Dad.
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He was your ride-or-die.
That guy loved you.
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You know, when I used to
get mad and bad-mouth you,
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he'd be like, "Boy, you better
be glad you got a daddy.
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"I don't have a daddy.
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"My mama was my daddy.
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That's why she had
that mustache."
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That's funny,
because when I'd bad-mouth you,
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he'd say, "D, the boy
just needs his ass beat."
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Ah, he was not on my side.
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Dad, um,
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you sure you're okay?
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I'm fine, look.
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Never better.
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Well, you certainly
look, uh...
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Yeah, younger.
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That's definitely a word.
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Uh, "insane" is also a word.
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Oh, yeah.
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You got a new phone?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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Did it come with that?
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Come with what?
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Uh, the-the unlimited data?
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Yeah, the dating app
is installed right on it.
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Outta My League, yeah.
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Look at that.
Oh, wow.
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Ooh, look at this
little tenderoni.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Your dad just needs
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time to process his grief.
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Yeah, that's the problem,
I don't think he knows
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how to do that.
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Well, I mean, dealing with grief
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is essential
to his mental health.
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When was the last time
you saw your dad cry?
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Mm, never.
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Yeah, he's old-school.
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He and Leon came up
in the streets.
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Back then, if you cried,
Leon would be like,
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"You better keep them tears in,
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and get that prostate cancer
like a man."
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Hey, what up, Reedy Reed?
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What in the Al Sharpton--?
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What is that
on your--?
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Ix-nay on the ig-way.
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I was just at the boxing gym,
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practicing my bob and weave.
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Oh, he got the
"weave" part down.
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Uh, so you're boxing now?
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Yeah, you know what they say.
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Death can't hit a moving target.
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Now you see me.
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Now you don't.
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Bam! Take that, death.
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And speaking of moving,
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let's get to this podcast.
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'Cause I want
to drop some knowledge
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on how I've tapped
into the fountain of youth.
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See what I'm talking about?
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All right, well, just give him
some time, it'll go away.
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I don't know,
right now it looks like
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it's hair to stay.
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You say something?
Hmm?
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No, nothing.
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Just don't say anything
about the doo.
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Do what?
Do-- you're doing a great job
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at the podcast, Dad.
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Yeah, yeah,
our-our numbers are up.
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Lots of things to plug.
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Excuse me? Say something?
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Okay, party people.
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Today's episode,
we gonna talk about
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dipping into
the fountain of youth
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so you can dip
in them honey dips.
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And guess what, y'all?
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Your boy got
a hot date tonight.
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Lola is her name.
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And I don't want to brag,
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but she's a human.
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Well, listen up, y'all.
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Who out there thinks Poppa gonna
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bust the slob on the first date?
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We'll take some calls
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after this sponsor.
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"Bust the slob"?
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Yeah.
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What does that even mean?
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Hey, if you don't know,
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you better ask somebody.
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Listen.
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I'm gonna go get a juicey box.
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You want one?
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My dad is still in denial
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about Leon passing.
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How are you feeling?
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You were pretty close
with Leon too, right?
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Yeah, I mean, he taught me
how to play basketball,
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how to ride a bike,
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tie my shoes.
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All the stuff my dad
was supposed to teach me.
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I know how important
he was to you.
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Have you cried
about it?
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Nah.
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Crying's not gonna
bring him back.
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We're all gonna die one day.
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I'm gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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Your mother's gonna die.
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Your father's gonna die.
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Your aunts and uncles
are gonna die.
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Cousins! Nephews!
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All right! Okay!
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All I'm saying is don't hold
everything in like your father.
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There's no shame
in crying.
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It's okay, baby, let it out.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Okay, um...
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Yeah, Leon was
a great guy, yeah.
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I remember one time, he said,
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um...
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He was, like, um...
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when he said, uh...
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He said that he was gonna--
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Oh, my God, I can't cry!
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O-M-G!
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You are so funny.
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S-T-D!
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You're funny, too.
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Stop!
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Stop, you're killing me.
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Okay, wait, can you be serious?
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For one second, please?
Okay, mm-hmm.
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Do you have any kids?
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No, uh...
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I'm young and single,
ready to mingle,
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and I want to eat you up
like a bag of Pringles.
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Okay, Mr. Mysterious.
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How old are you?
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Let's just say
I'm a hair over 40.
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And I buy
my skinny jeans
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at the Baby Gap.
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Ah, they're so tight!
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They're so tight.
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I mean...
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you are just so funny.
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And stylish.
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With the sexy hair.
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I mean...
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I can't with you.
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I can't.
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Well, I certainly could
with you.
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Mm.
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Okay, cutie with the bootie,
it's your turn.
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Okay.
Tell Damey a little about you.
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Well, Damey,
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I like swimming.
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And skydiving. Ooh!
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And helicopters.
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I love riding in a convertible
with the top back.
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Yes!
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Sounds like you like
to do a lot of stuff
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to mess a brother's hair up.
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Well, um...
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Okay, I'm really
worried about my dad now.
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I think it's getting worse.
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This morning,
he posted this video
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of him twerking.
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♪ Pop a band ♪
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♪ Pop a rubber band ♪
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♪ Drip-Dripped up, man,
tell her I'm the man ♪
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♪ Been hot, I done walked in ♪
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♪ You must be the euro
spending yen in Japan. ♪
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Okay, well, have you been
able to cry yet?
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No.
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I mean, I keep getting
that knot in my throat,
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but then it just goes away.
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Okay, Junior.
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If you're suddenly unable to
cry at traumatic life events,
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that's unhealthy.
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You need to find something to
trigger an emotional release.
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Is there a song that
makes you teary?
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Yeah, but it's in Korean
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and I don't really
understand the words.
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Well, don't stress
about it.
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We'll figure it out.
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Yeah, and don't
worry about Poppa.
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He's strong. I'm sure
he's making progress already.
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What are you doing?
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Oh... hey.
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Lola loved my last outfit,
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so I thought I'd borrow
one of your hot shirts
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to match my new
skinny jeans.
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This one's cute, right?
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Yeah, on Nina. It's hers.
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Oh, that's why
my belly button's out.
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'Cause I was thinking about
putting an earring in there.
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Young guys do that, right?
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Some guys.
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Dad, I'm getting
a little worried here, you know?
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Oh, you don't have
to be worried, son.
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I just don't want
to be alone anymore.
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And you never know when that
grim reaper's gonna get you.
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So I got to stay
two steps ahead of him.
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And you think the grim reaper
won't recognize you
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in a crop top and a toupee?
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Exactly.
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'Cause he's looking
for an old, bald guy
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with some baggy
clothes on.
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All right, just...
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just slow your roll, okay?
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Lola's my last shot
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at happily ever after.
Mm.
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So I think I'm gonna ask her
to move in with me, son.
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Move in with you?! So soon?
Yeah!
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Oh, she's perfect!
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She wants kids.
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She'll be your sexy
little stepmom.
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I'm older than her.
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Age is nothing but a number.
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Yeah, in your case, 61.
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Nah, don't hate the playa.
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Look, don't you think
this thing is moving
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like, a little too fast, right?
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Like, what is this really about?
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Is the sex that good?
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It's not about sex.
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It's about having
companionship.
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Someone to walk
through life with.
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So you're afraid
you're gonna be bad in bed?
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Yes.
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Besides, I told myself
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the next woman I sleep with,
that's gonna be my wife.
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Wait, you're gonna marry her?!
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You know, I didn't think
about that, but...
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thanks for your
blessing, son.
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No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go get a ring.
268
00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:30,760
No, I think
you misunderstood me, I--
269
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,560
I wasn't blessing that!
270
00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:35,430
He's gonna marry Lola
and have kids.
271
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,670
I don't want to be
a grand-brother.
272
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,870
Marry her?
273
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,170
Oh, this fool
done lost his damn mind!
274
00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:42,810
That-that is
very high-pitched.
275
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,210
What does that even mean?
What are you talking about?
276
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,910
You want some peanut butter
with that jelly?
277
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,540
I'm not jealous, Nina, okay?
278
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,420
Poppa is still in shock
over this loss,
279
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,050
and he's not gonna
be able to heal
280
00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,120
if he doesn't confront
and grieve this.
281
00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,690
- You mean cry?
- Yes.
282
00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,860
I like to think of every tear
283
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,130
as a drop of pain
leaving the body.
284
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,290
Well, we can't let my dad
marry this stranger.
285
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,630
Yeah. Who's even
gonna plan the wedding?
286
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:12,070
Not that I would even consider
taking that job.
287
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,600
There's not gonna be
a wedding, traitor.
288
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,970
Oh.
289
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,470
I mean, there's not gonna be
a wedding, friend.
290
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,480
Yeah, you're damn right
there isn't,
291
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,210
because I'm giving my dad
his emotional catharsis.
292
00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,480
I got a secret weapon.
Old Yeller.
293
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:26,780
Smokey Robinson?
294
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,580
- Ooh! What?
- No.
295
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,080
Old Yeller the movie.
296
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,320
Oh, yeah. Oh.
297
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,460
I love that movie.
298
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,260
I know.
It's so good.
299
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,060
Hey, that's a great idea
300
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,590
because you could get a cry
out of that, too.
301
00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:42,330
I mean, if you can't cry
at Old Yeller...
302
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,830
You're dead inside.
303
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,480
Dog dead yet?
304
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,350
Well, circle of life, huh?
305
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,190
Poppa, are you okay?
306
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,690
Yeah, why?
307
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:11,490
You don't seem okay. You know,
it's all right to be sad.
308
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,600
I'm not sad,
309
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,600
you're sad.
310
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,900
Poppa just needs a haircut.
311
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,780
You know baldness
is hereditary, right, Dad?
312
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,940
All right.
313
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,110
Okay, kids, come on.
314
00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,410
Go get ready for bed.
315
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,290
I for sure thought Old Yeller
would make you cry.
316
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,490
I know. I...
317
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,620
just kept hearing
Uncle Leon's voice say,
318
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,160
"That damn dog
didn't listen anyways.
319
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,900
Reminds me of you.
Get one of my belts."
320
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,570
♪ Arirang ♪
321
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,040
♪ Arirang ♪
322
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:58,840
♪ Arariyo ♪
323
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:03,150
♪ Arirang ♪
324
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,550
♪ Arirang ♪
325
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:10,120
♪ Arariyo. ♪
326
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,490
Anything?
Nothing.
327
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,690
Damn it.
328
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:18,990
Hey.
329
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,200
Did you see how choked up
he got when Maya
330
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,000
touched his hand?
Maybe if we got him
331
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,530
to read a sad book at Maya's
school, that might break him.
332
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,340
Or...
333
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:32,540
did you see how choked up he got
when Maya touched his hand?
334
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,910
If you say what
I just said...
335
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,080
Just hear me out,
just hear me out.
336
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:39,450
What if we have Poppa
read the book
337
00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:41,980
at Maya's school
instead of me.
338
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,290
Children, we have
a very special visitor today.
339
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:55,660
Unfortunately, Mr. Fulton Jr.
has laryngitis.
340
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,170
Yeah. I
would love to read to your kids,
341
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,200
but my words taste
like blood right now.
342
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,210
And so, his dad has
graciously agreed
343
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,770
to read a section
from Charlotte's Web.
344
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,510
Well, I want to thank
345
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,510
all of you children
for allowing me
346
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,520
to do this reading.
347
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,250
Maya, the book, please.
348
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,220
If you have a cell phone,
349
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,790
please put it on silent.
350
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,290
Oh, wow.
351
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,890
Everybody has one.
All right. Well...
352
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,360
let's sit back
353
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,160
and enjoy.
354
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,270
"The children grabbed each other
by the hand
355
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,970
"and danced off
in the direction
356
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,810
"of the merry-go-round.
357
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,610
"'You have been my friend,'
replied Charlotte."
358
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:45,950
"'That in itself
is a tremendous thing.
359
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,650
"After all...
360
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:52,020
"what is a life anyway?
361
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,320
We, uh..."
It's okay, Poppa.
362
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,590
Take your time. Let it out.
363
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:01,330
You kids
don't understand.
364
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:06,200
Charlotte was Wilbur's day one.
He's crying.
365
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:10,840
They used to wear
matching Kangol hats
366
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:13,480
and Adidas
tracksuits.
367
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,410
And then when Leon-- I mean,
368
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,250
when Charlotte...
369
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,450
...started drinking out
of the spiked water trough,
370
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,690
it was Wilbur
that put him in rehab.
371
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,220
And he stayed there
with him
372
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,890
the whole time.
373
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:51,180
I've never seen you
cry before, Dad.
374
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,220
I never heard you
cry before, son.
375
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,590
Uncle Leon was wrong.
376
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,720
Crying's for everyone!
377
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,890
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
378
00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:10,530
Lola.
Yeah.
379
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,370
This has been
380
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,640
the most amazing
381
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,140
week of my life.
382
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,110
Mine, too.
But...
383
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,580
I haven't been
straight up with you,
384
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,450
and I want to be honest.
385
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,220
Okay, yeah.
I want you to be honest.
386
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,550
I love honesty.
387
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,720
Okay, um...
388
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,650
I just lost my best friend,
389
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,320
and I was
390
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,560
trying to live life
to the fullest.
391
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,660
Aw...
392
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,100
You poor thing.
393
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,700
Truth is, I have kids.
394
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,670
I have grandchildren.
395
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:49,140
I sleep with a CPAP.
I pee, like, five times a night.
396
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,610
These earrings,
they're not real.
397
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,510
Hmm?
398
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,950
Neither are the nipple rings.
399
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,350
I love that you're being
so vulnerable.
400
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:07,420
And I don't care
about any of that stuff.
401
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,790
Trust me,
402
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,830
I am not that shallow.
403
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,260
That's so beautiful.
404
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,470
Because...
405
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,770
...this is who I truly am.
406
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,810
What in the Steve Harvey?
I'm out, grandpa.
407
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:52,070
Please tell me you're not
regressing back to the '80s.
408
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,500
Don't worry,
I'm back to my old self.
409
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,740
I'm wearing this
in honor of my boy Leon.
410
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,540
I get it.
411
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,910
You know, it's, um,
412
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,480
very common when you lose
someone in your circle
413
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,950
to start thinking about
your own mortality.
414
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,190
Yeah. Makes you feel like
415
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,320
that clock is ticking.
Exactly.
416
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:15,120
Well...
417
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,120
your clock may
be ticking, but
418
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,430
like a fine wine,
you get better with time.
419
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,060
I like your rhyme, Clementine.
420
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,100
I'm glad you were able
to grieve your friend.
421
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,710
Thank you.
422
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,610
Hey, what's happening, peeps?
423
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:37,780
Today's episode is dedicated
to my late friend Leon,
424
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,650
who is now gone
to the great beyond.
425
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,690
There would be no me
if it wasn't for my G.
426
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,550
So, Leon, R.I.P.
427
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,320
I want to share
a story with y'all,
428
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,360
so y'all can know Leon
like I knew Leon.
429
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,030
One time, when we was little,
430
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,630
we were kids, we were
graffiti bombing subway trains.
431
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:01,540
I was out there spraying.
"Sweet D."
432
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,800
That was my name. Sweet D.
433
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:07,210
And then, I had
an orthopedic shoe,
434
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,710
and I slipped out,
it gave out,
435
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:11,550
and I fell on the track,
I hit my head.
436
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,350
I was knocked out,
437
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,980
and all my friends ran.
438
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,590
Everybody took off running.
Except Leon.
439
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,660
He lifted me
onto that platform
440
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,530
right before the train
could hit me.
441
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:28,330
I swear, I would not be here
if it wasn't for him.
442
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,270
You know...
443
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,870
funny thing about me and Leon,
444
00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:36,500
is we never told each other
we loved each other.
445
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,970
It was just something
we understood.
446
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,680
Now, I kind of wish
I would've done it.
447
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,310
So, I'm-a say it.
448
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,380
I love you, Leon.
449
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,560
This one's for you.
450
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,930
♪ How do I ♪
451
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,200
♪ Say goodbye ♪
452
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,570
♪ To what ♪
453
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,500
♪ We had? ♪
454
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,110
♪ The good times ♪
455
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,640
♪ That made us laugh. ♪
456
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:21,980
Nothing.
457
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,420
Damn it.
Yeah, I can't.
458
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,650
Wait.
He got it, he got it, he got it.
459
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,320
It's coming,
it's coming.
460
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,590
That was just a funny thought.
461
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,030
Sorry.
What?
462
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,090
Wait, wait, wait.
463
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,460
♪ Arirang ♪
464
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,400
♪ A...
465
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,430
You know what they say.
466
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,230
Death can't hit
a moving target. Whoo!
467
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:42,170
Tell that to JFK.
468
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,440
♪ Walked in
469
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,450
♪ You must be the euro
spending yen in Japan ♪
470
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,780
♪ Every day I'm on the hustle ♪
471
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:54,320
♪ Put in overtime ♪
472
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,150
♪ Tell the chauffer move it
over, I'm in overdrive. ♪
473
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,530
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