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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,590 --> 00:00:02,120 You know what? I think I'm getting the hang 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,463 of this whole traveling between realities thing. 3 00:00:04,464 --> 00:00:06,718 - Old hat. - That makes one of us! 4 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:08,213 (SCREAMS) 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,770 (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,440 It's just like swimming, Miles. Let the current guide you. 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,700 Oh, yeah, 'cause I love swimming, 8 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:19,840 except through the very fabric of reality. 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,810 See that? It's a shard from the Siege Perilous. 10 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:25,680 It lets us travel through dimensions. Problem? 11 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:29,520 The other shards like it scattered into who knows how many other realities. 12 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:33,490 But if we don't reassemble them soon, every world will collapse in on itself. 13 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,660 Which is a fancy way of saying, "Boom! End of the universe." 14 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,522 Oh, but there's one more problem. 15 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:43,500 So, any clue who that Wolf Spider was that wants this shard so badly? 16 00:00:43,530 --> 00:00:44,830 Never seen him in my life, 17 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,825 but he did know my secret identity. 18 00:00:46,955 --> 00:00:49,001 Let's just hope we don't cross his path again. 19 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,770 At the rate we're going, who knows what kind of apocalyptic nightmare reality 20 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:54,671 we're about to be dumped into. 21 00:00:54,696 --> 00:00:55,564 (BOTH GRUNT) 22 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,520 (SQUAWKING) 23 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,490 (BOTH YELLING) 24 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,390 (BOTH GRUNT) 25 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,462 SPIDER-MAN: Post-apocalyptic nightmare world? 26 00:01:13,463 --> 00:01:15,701 I think you meant to say, "Complete and utter paradise." 27 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:18,830 (CRASHES) (GROANS) 28 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,800 Finding this shard'll be like a walk in the park. 29 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,770 Or more like a swim through the crystal blue ocean. 30 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,580 (CHUCKLES) Maybe after all the trouble we've been through, we've earned this. 31 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:44,690 Ye've earned nothing! Get off of me island, ya scurvy maggots! 32 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,530 (BOTH SCREAM) 33 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,106 Sync and corrections by masaca - addic7ed.com - 34 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,857 Ah! Swipe! Stab! Poke! 35 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,551 So, this is really happening. 36 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:07,850 Who sent ye? Ah, doesn't matter. 37 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,820 Only two ways off of this island. 38 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,990 The easy way, or the hard... 39 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:15,090 No. Wait. I mean, there's only one way off of this island. 40 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,690 The hard way! And Coco here agrees. 41 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:21,651 It's not a deserted island if you're here, Coco. 42 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,130 Is he talking to a coconut? 43 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:30,070 I've always wanted to be a pirate. You look just as cool as I imagined. 44 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,110 Argh! Ye madman, 45 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:36,780 this is what Web Beard, the Sea Lord, always looks like. 46 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:40,080 Ye be the ones dressed strangely with no hats and no beards. 47 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:45,150 But mocking me fancy garments ain't gonna get you closer to finding me booty. 48 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:47,150 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 49 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:50,830 Pretty sure that was English, but I have no clue what he's talking about. 50 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:51,890 (SHOUTS) 51 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,890 (ALL GRUNTING) 52 00:02:57,170 --> 00:03:02,140 Liars! Why else would ye be on my desert island if it weren't for me treasure? 53 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:04,810 Look, I can explain everything. 54 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,680 We're from another dimension and, well, we need to get a shard of a special gem 55 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,080 before all the different universes smash together. 56 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:16,020 Right, yeah, okay. Pretty sure that was the king's English, 57 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:18,790 but all I heard was, "Blah, blah, blah, gem!" 58 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,920 Ye want me gems! I knew it! 59 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,890 Howard sent you, didn't he? 60 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,130 (YELLS) 61 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:26,457 Hah! 62 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:27,824 (GRUNTS) 63 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,870 Ah! No! Do not hurt Coco. 64 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:36,000 - I would never hurt a coconut. - That's what they all say. 65 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,598 Okay. 66 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:41,740 Look, no one sent us, and I promise we don't want your treasure. 67 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,740 What's all this craziness you're talking about? 68 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,010 Argh! 69 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,120 I used to be a Captain. I had me own ship. 70 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:50,790 Me own crew. But did they appreciate 71 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:53,090 strong, focused, and handsome leadership? 72 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,890 No! They mutinied, 73 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,060 accused me of trying to keep all the treasure for meself! 74 00:03:58,090 --> 00:04:00,900 Were you trying to keep all the treasure for yourself? 75 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:03,900 That's not the point! They betrayed me! 76 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,930 If you were hoarding the treasure, you betrayed them too. 77 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:10,970 Who's telling this story, me or you? I be the victim here! Ha! 78 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:14,110 Eh, doesn't matter. I escaped with all the treasure. 79 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,980 Wait! It's not over there! 80 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:20,050 No, I was pointing at something else! 81 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,120 'Cause you... Ah, oh, oh, no. 82 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:26,046 A fragment of the Siege Perilous? 83 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,020 Did I say I promise we're not after your treasure? Because... 84 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:34,618 I knew it! More traitors! Coco, release me! 85 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:39,130 I don't think living alone on a desert island's 86 00:04:39,170 --> 00:04:41,040 been very good for your state of mind. 87 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,940 Says the guy claiming to be from another dimension. 88 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,703 Destroy them, Coco! 89 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:55,158 - Wait, did that coconut... - No, it was them. 90 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,150 Argh. The original traitors! 91 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:02,120 And in me own ship, the Groot. 92 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,445 Why do you call it the Groot? 93 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,186 I am... 94 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,762 (COUGHS) 95 00:05:09,797 --> 00:05:12,131 I am Groot. 96 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,001 Never mind. Figured it out. 97 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,070 MALE VOICE: Web Beard, that treasure belongs to us. 98 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,346 There is no escape... 99 00:05:21,171 --> 00:05:21,791 (GRUNTS) 100 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:24,521 ...from the Dread Pirate Duck! 101 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:27,050 Argh! Ye be not a dread pirate. 102 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,780 Ye be Howard, the first mate. 103 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,690 What's all this "ye" talk? 104 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,820 What, are you putting on some kind of pirate accent? 105 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,960 (NO ACCENT) It's more of an affectation. People expect it from me. 106 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,160 (GRUNTS) 107 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,860 I actually forgot how much I hated you. 108 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,900 Look, give us the treasure, or we're gonna be forced to take it. 109 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,283 I'm giving you to the count of ten. 110 00:05:47,284 --> 00:05:50,410 (WITH ACCENT) Hah! I'd like to see ye count from 10. 111 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:55,080 I can do it. Ten, nine, 14, two, seven... 112 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:58,677 Ah! Blast it! He was always our best counter. 113 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:01,780 All we need is the shard. I've got a plan. 114 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,760 - We surrender! - (SCREAMS) 115 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,660 - We do? - Trust me. 116 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:12,090 Maybe Howard's more reasonable than Web Beard here. 117 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,088 More reasonable? I gotta stop trusting you. 118 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,532 SPIDER-MAN: I didn't know they'd use a Kraken. 119 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,800 Don't worry. Coco will get us all out of this. 120 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,040 Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? 121 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:28,980 You ran away? 122 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:32,080 Coco, ye blasted traitor! 123 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:34,543 All right. Time for one of my plans. 124 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:41,022 SPIDER-MAN: Uh-oh, the debris hit the Kraken! 125 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,860 (BOTH GRUNT) 126 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:46,730 So we're free now, but the Kraken's angrier than ever? 127 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,960 We're batting zero when it comes to plans today. 128 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:49,960 (YELPS) 129 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:53,870 (GRUNTING) 130 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,569 (GRUNTS) 131 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:59,410 Look, all we need is one gem from that treasure. 132 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:03,640 Yeah, that's how it starts. First one gem, then it's two, 133 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,950 then next thing you know, you build a boat 134 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:08,020 out of solid gold that sinks to the ocean floor. 135 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:11,368 Oh, you all thought it was a good idea at the time. 136 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,990 (YELLS) 137 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,660 (GRUNTING) 138 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,860 (YELLS) 139 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:26,842 (GRUNTS) 140 00:07:26,843 --> 00:07:28,070 Just get in the water. 141 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:31,670 Look, once the Kraken eats you, everything will be just fine. 142 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:34,110 You understand how that's not appealing to us, right? 143 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:38,810 He doesn't understand anything except his own greed. 144 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:41,120 Yeah, you're one to talk, Greed Beard. 145 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:44,790 I never wanted to mutiny. I only wanted to be heard. 146 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:46,690 But you never listened to us. 147 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,920 Then why didn't ye say something? 148 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,990 We did! Did you just miss the part about you not listening? 149 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:53,673 What? 150 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,252 (GRUNTS) 151 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:57,030 (GRUNTS) 152 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:59,030 Hey, you two, maybe you need to meet in the middle. 153 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:01,870 Web Beard, stop being so controlling and listen to your crew. 154 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,448 And Howard, trust in Web Beard's leadership. 155 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,810 (GRUNTS) 156 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,980 Sometimes you might not get exactly what you want, 157 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,880 but you have to work together. 158 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:13,080 Ugh. Now, of all the stupid... 159 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,548 Coco! 160 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,690 No! 161 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,130 (GROWLS) 162 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,000 (BOTH GRUNT) 163 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:34,870 Aw. Ye saved Coco. 164 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,710 Least I can do is save me first mate, 165 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,870 the Dread Pirate Duck! 166 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,950 (BOTH GASP) (BOTH GRUNT) 167 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,980 (GROWLS) 168 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,820 The spiders in the strange costumes are right. 169 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:53,850 We need to work together. 170 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:55,860 I take back our mutiny. 171 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,890 Look at what the spiders are doing. 172 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,908 WEB BEARD: Cosmo, Rocket, grab a line! 173 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:03,100 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Argh! Ha! 174 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,670 - Ha-ha! - Yeah! 175 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,040 Hey, Cosmo! Why didn't we ever think to swing on ropes like that before? 176 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,970 (WHOOPING) 177 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,047 (ALL GRUNT) 178 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,704 Let's all make like spiders, and tangle this thing up. 179 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,750 Don't let a single tentacle free! 180 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:19,750 (GRUNTS) 181 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:22,880 I am Groot! 182 00:09:23,678 --> 00:09:24,324 Ha! 183 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,920 (GRUNTS) 184 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,020 (GRUNTS) 185 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,120 (GROWLS) 186 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,030 (GRUNTS) 187 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,830 - (LAUGHING) - Now, that wasn't so hard. 188 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,850 Ah, not with me mateys back in the fold. 189 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:44,720 We're back. But going forward, we all get a vote. 190 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,660 And I get Groot's vote. 191 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,030 Aye. 192 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,760 WEB BEARD: As a show of thanks, 193 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,930 let me offer ye the gem ye wanted so badly. 194 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:54,730 Thanks, Web Beard. 195 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:00,000 Wait. That gem can do that? 196 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,870 Ah! I should've just given them me solid gold boat! 197 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,649 (GRUNTS) 198 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:08,647 Until later, mateys! Argh! 199 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:14,070 (BOTH YELL) 200 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,040 Ugh! Hope this universe has a dry cleaner. 201 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,880 (HORSE SNORTS) 202 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,210 (PUNCHES) (WOMAN SCREAMS) 203 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,080 (MAN GRUNTS) 204 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:28,150 - I'm thinking no dry cleaner. - (PUNCHING CONTINUES) 205 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:30,120 Boy-howdy. 206 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,990 I bet the Spider-Man of this world is the sheriff. 207 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,020 (PUNCHES) (YELLS) 208 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,960 (GRUNTS) 209 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:36,846 (GRUNTS) 210 00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,130 Hands off. 211 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,890 What's the deal with you two? 212 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,830 You get kicked out of the circus? 213 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,230 Or are you just not right in the head? 214 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,230 You're not a very nice sheriff. 215 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,219 (CHUCKLES) 216 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,900 I'm no sheriff. He is. 217 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,870 (SPURS JINGLING) 218 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,940 - Whoa. - What? 219 00:10:55,980 --> 00:11:01,179 Don't know who you masked men are, but my name is Doc Ock Holiday. 220 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:05,941 I'm in charge around these parts, and that there's an outlaw you're harboring. 221 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:10,020 Give him up, and this all goes easy-like. 222 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,699 What did this outlaw do, exactly? 223 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:17,100 This here Web-Slinger had the nerve to challenge my authoritize. 224 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:19,622 In this town, I am the law. 225 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,748 Therefore, anyone opposes me is against the law. 226 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,646 I'm not a lawyer, but that doesn't sound right. 227 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:29,080 If it's a fight you're looking for, stranger, 228 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,840 you take it up with my deputy... 229 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,421 The Phantom Rider. 230 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,990 Boys, time for a strategic retreat. 231 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,120 - (WHISTLES) - Huh? 232 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,960 (WHINNYING) 233 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:46,160 (GRUNTS) 234 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,930 Come on, now! Hightail it! 235 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,000 (BOTH GRUNT) 236 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,130 THE WEB-SLINGER: Hurry up and move. 237 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,970 He catches up with you, you're gonna have a very bad day. 238 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,180 There's three of us and one of him. I think we could take him. 239 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:05,950 Think again. No one ever stopped the Phantom Rider. 240 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,080 Best we can do is make for the desert. 241 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,950 So, uh, what did you do to cause all this? 242 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,440 Me? 243 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:16,760 Doc Ock Holiday seized control of the whole town by taking out the last sheriff. 244 00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,930 Since then he rules with an iron fist. 245 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,930 Then someone needs to stand up to him. 246 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,730 Easier said than done. 247 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,830 With the Phantom Rider by his side, Doc's untouchable. 248 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,100 I think we lost him. 249 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,700 (EXPLOSION) 250 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,970 (ALL GASP) 251 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,010 (WHINNIES) 252 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,110 You guys invent the clothesline yet? 253 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,753 Whoa! 254 00:12:41,778 --> 00:12:43,174 (YELLS) 255 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:46,853 (GRUNTS) 256 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,714 Eat web, you rattler! 257 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,635 (CHUCKLES) 258 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:01,212 How about we talk this one through, civilized-like? 259 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,854 This game of cowboys and Spiders is over. 260 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,025 Eat Arachno-Blast! 261 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:15,027 Nothing? But that move took down the Goblin! 262 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:18,990 (GROANS) 263 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:23,060 The shard! Glowing? This makes no sense. 264 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,625 Let my friend go! 265 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,084 Whoa. 266 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,860 (GASPING) 267 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,465 There are people in there. Come on, guys! 268 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,100 (GRUNTING) 269 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,829 He's leaving us? 270 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:38,910 (GROANS) 271 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,010 (GROANS) 272 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,264 (GROANS) 273 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,670 I had the weirdest dream, where... Oh. 274 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,540 Miles, wake up. I think we're in the hoosegow. 275 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,120 Did I use that word right? 276 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,344 (GROANS) 277 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,020 Hey! My web-shooters are gone! 278 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,830 Mine too. Look. 279 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,730 Our fragment of the Siege Perilous is in my shooter, 280 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,793 and it glowed when I was close to the Phantom Rider. 281 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,730 What's the story with that? 282 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:10,509 Let's find out. Old-timey jail? Heh. 283 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:13,710 No problem for Spider Strength... Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 284 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,891 - Ha! - Electrified bars. 285 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,300 My own invention. 286 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,780 You don't get to be sheriff by being no fool. 287 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,451 Can't say the same for whatever you two are supposed to be. 288 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,689 Circus performers, maybe? 289 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,595 Here comes the gloating. 290 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,990 Different universe, same Ock. 291 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,622 And that ain't my only invention, neither. 292 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:38,522 I have yet to unveil the fruits of my latest experiments. 293 00:14:38,557 --> 00:14:41,940 - (EXPLOSION) - Huh? Honestly. This infernal town. 294 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,870 It's always something. You boys stay put. 295 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,568 Ha! As if y'all could go anywhere. 296 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,950 I've seen enough Westerns to know, that explosion? 297 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:55,850 - Just a distraction for... - THE WEB-SLINGER: A jailbreak. 298 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:57,950 (GRUNTS) 299 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,108 You abandoned us. 300 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,690 Whoa, whoa, settle down, Arachnid the Kid. 301 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,660 That's "Kid Arachnid." 302 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,215 (CHUCKLES) 303 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,059 I didn't abandon anyone. 304 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:15,070 I made a strategic retreat so I could rescue you later. 305 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,000 It didn't make a lick of sense for all three of us get caught. 306 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,939 Time for round two with Ock and his talkative goon. 307 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:26,750 I didn't bust you out to watch you get thrown back in. 308 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,508 But someone needs to stand up to Ock. 309 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,120 I don't know what it's like where you're from, 310 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:33,324 but around here, an honest man can't win. 311 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,820 My Old Uncle Ben was the last sheriff. Real good guy. 312 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,790 He went up against Ock and was never seen again. 313 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,705 If Ben couldn't lick him, no one can. 314 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,730 - DOC OCK HOLIDAY: He's right, you know. - (GASPS) 315 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,770 I know what y'all came for. 316 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,810 The piece of the Siege Perilous we need! 317 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,980 Oh, that what it's called? I didn't rightly know. 318 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:57,710 But you ain't the first ones to come after it. 319 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,010 A masked man calling himself the Wolf Spider 320 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:03,780 come 'round not too long ago, but I run him out of town. 321 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:07,795 You, however, I'll simply destroy. 322 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,839 Now I do regret breaking you out. 323 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,245 You are the worst Spider-Man. 324 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,250 (GRUNTING) 325 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:26,509 Ah! Not my shooting hand! 326 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:30,700 Being a hero, boys... Not for me. I'm gone. 327 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,526 You can't run away from a battle! 328 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,130 Is running away what Uncle Ben would've wanted you to do? 329 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,200 Well, he ain't here to ask, is he? 330 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,970 - (NEIGHS) - Hi-yah! 331 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,055 - Hyah! - (WHINNIES) 332 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,573 You yellow-bellied coward! 333 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,010 Face me! 334 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,274 We'll face you, feet first! 335 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,253 (YELLS) 336 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,060 (CUSTOMERS SHOUTING) 337 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,860 Just think of us as part of the entertainment, folks. 338 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:06,627 Hah. 339 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:07,333 (GRUNTS) 340 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,100 (YELLS) 341 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:15,940 You have no idea what that shard is doing. Reality itself is at risk! 342 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:19,110 (BOTH GRUNT) 343 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:23,880 I reckon I can maximize the power of this here Siege Peri-whatsit... 344 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:29,020 (GASPS) 345 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,920 We thought you abandoned us again. 346 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,060 What you said about Old Uncle Ben was right. 347 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,260 He'd want me to fight to the end. So here I am. 348 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,130 Don't matter none. 349 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,870 Just another Spider to squash. 350 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,270 Ock, this ain't how we do things around here, and you know it. 351 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,585 I demand a shoot-out. 352 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:55,040 If I win, the strangers go, and you free the town. 353 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,950 Ha. And if I win? 354 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,624 All our fates are in your hands. 355 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:04,850 (SCOFFS) With your busted up shooting hand, 356 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,920 you couldn't win a draw even if'n you had the skill to. 357 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,448 SPIDER-MAN: Then I challenge you. 358 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:16,170 Why would I agree to a duel when I have you at my mercy already? 359 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,900 Chicken, huh? Where I come from, I got a Doc Ock of my own. 360 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,170 You two are pretty different though. 361 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,910 He'd never back down from a challenge. 362 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,210 But I guess he's made of sterner stuff. 363 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,980 You dare impugn my honor? 364 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:32,110 Doc Ock Holiday never backs down from a fight! 365 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,378 I will conquer all! 366 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,597 - Then you agree to the showdown? - I agree. 367 00:18:37,632 --> 00:18:40,165 And may you rest in peace. 368 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,860 (CLOCK CHIMES) 369 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,230 It's high noon, Web-Slinger. Face me! 370 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,847 Don't mind if I do. 371 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,536 (GRUNTS) 372 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,535 Hyah! 373 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,960 (GRUNTS) 374 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,778 Got it! 375 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:25,050 No! That belongs to me! Without it... 376 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:33,088 I... I'm free! 377 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:37,050 Uncle Ben! You're the Phantom Rider? 378 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:44,503 I'm so sorry. Ock used that shard to enslave my mind. 379 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,820 (HUFFS) 380 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,659 (YELLS) 381 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,990 We won't let him get away with that. 382 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,243 I believe this is called hog-tying. 383 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,000 And I think this... 384 00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,292 belongs to you, Sheriff Ben Parker. 385 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,080 (GRUNTS) 386 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,310 Dr. Octavius Holiday, 387 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:12,491 by order of the law, you're under arrest. 388 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,080 (DOC OCK HOLIDAY YELLS) 389 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,796 When I get out of here, I'm gonna cook your goose! 390 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,960 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 391 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:23,060 (THUDS) 392 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:26,030 Quit your bellyaching. 393 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,930 Don't take no never mind. 394 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,260 He's going away for a long time. 395 00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:32,893 But I owe you two out-of-towners. 396 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,040 Thank you for all you done. 397 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:38,210 Ah, shucks. Any Spider would have done the same. 398 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,140 Ah, don't act like it was nothing. 399 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,240 On account of you, I got my Uncle Ben back. 400 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,480 You weren't so bad yourself. 401 00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:46,570 No. No, I was a coward. 402 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,040 I'm sorry, Uncle Ben. I ran away. 403 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:53,159 Let strangers fight for my town instead of me. 404 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:58,405 Hmm. But you came back, and that's what counts. 405 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,955 I reckon true bravery is admitting your mistakes and fixing 'em. 406 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,900 You done me proud, kid. 407 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,240 I think our ride's coming, Spidey. 408 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,727 Uh, Spidey. You okay? 409 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,528 Yeah. I just wanted to take one 410 00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:27,675 last look at a world where Uncle Ben was still alive. 411 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:28,871 (SIGHS) 412 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,423 Come on. Let's go. 413 00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:37,868 Sync and corrections by masaca - addic7ed.com - 414 00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:42,468 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30314

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