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I'm Spider-Man.
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And at the moment, I'm slip-sliding
through a trans-dimensional wormhole.
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Hey, it's safer than
a New York taxi.
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My arch-enemy, The Goblin,
is world-hopping,
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collecting DNA from every
Spider-Man he can find.
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Don't know for what reason,
but it can't be good.
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And these other worlds have been...
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Well, let's just say some of
the other worlds are weird...
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And some of the other worlds are wrong.
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Some of them are both weird and wrong.
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One new world, dead ahead.
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Hey, who turned off the color?
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This place makes Latveria
look downright cheerful.
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Ugh, no time for sightseeing, though.
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I need to find the Spider-Man
of this alternate world...
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[Siren blaring] If there is one.
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And let him know that
The Goblin is coming for him.
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[Sirens blaring]
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[Tires screeching]
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[Laughs maniacally]
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There he is.
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Sync and corrections by masaca
- addic7ed.com -
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[Goblin laughs]
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You again!
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[Sirens blaring]
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You know, I don't think
he has a permit for that thing.
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This'll heat things up.
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[Sirens blaring]
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Pumpkin bombs. Gobby's up to
his old tricks, all right.
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[Explosion]
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[Sirens blaring]
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Where are you, wall-crawler?
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[On radio] Jameson here.
This just in.
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Witnesses say a man disguised
as a green monster
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stole a riot van and is leading the
cops on a Chase through midtown.
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Who is this madman?
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And most important,
who can stop him?
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[Grunts]
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That would be me.
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Ah, this world's version of Spider-Man.
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Nice.
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Very noir.
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That's some outfit.
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Was the costume shop
out of Santy Claus suits?
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Oh, I assure you,
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I'm for real.
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And I've come for you!
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[Noir Spider-Man grunts]
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[Grunts] [Tires screeching]
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[Grunts] [Groans]
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[Siren blaring]
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You don't have
to be in one piece.
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I can scrape what I need
off the sidewalk.
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[Groans]
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[Groans]
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Easy, trench coat. I got ya.
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[Grunts]
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I don't know
how you pulled that off, but...
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why are you dressed like that?
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What are you,
some kind of circus clown?
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My pal Nova might say yes,
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but I'm here to help you
stop that maniac.
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He's an enemy of mine
called "The Goblin."
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I work alone.
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[Grunts]
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Nice to meet you, too, sunshine.
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[Siren blaring]
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[Goblin laughing]
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[Both grunt]
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This joyride ends now!
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[Both grunt]
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[Grunts]
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Now, hold still.
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Don't like the look of that.
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I don't blame you.
I hate shots, too.
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Spider-Man!
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[Grunts]
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I think you mean
"Spider-Men," Gobby.
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[Roars]
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As in, "we Spider-Men are out of here."
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[Both grunt]
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[Goblin roars]
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[Grunts]
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[Tires screeching]
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[Screams]
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[Screams]
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- You don't think that's the last of him.
- Based on past experience, I'd say no.
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Gobby's a wiz at pulling
last-minute disappearances.
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Whoa!
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Speaking of disappearances,
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seems like Goblin has some competition.
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Real homey place you got here...
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If you're a cockroach.
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Who are you?
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Let's just say I'm not from around here.
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And by "here," I mean this universe.
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Wise guy.
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[Grunts] [Grunts]
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It can't be.
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Do I look familiar?
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Not anymore, kid.
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Yikes. Note to self,
stock up on moisturizer.
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Look, I'm here to help you stop The
Goblin before he comes for your blood.
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- What is he, some kind of vampire?
- Worse. Crazy scientist.
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I know this sounds pretty weird.
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Look, ever since some exotic spider bit
me, my life's been nothin' but weird.
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But you did what I did.
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You became a hero.
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Some hero.
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I didn't even want the job.
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But if I don't go out there every night,
this city will drown in its own evil.
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Criminal scum will take over.
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The weak will suffer.
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Whoa. Easy there,
tall, dark, and brooding.
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Let's make a plan before Goblin finds you.
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I'll find him first.
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Stay here. I don't need
some pesky kid taggin' along.
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"Pesky kid?" Moi?
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what kept you, Chuckles?
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I thought I told you to stay put!
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Hey, whoa!
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Talk about your not-so-friendly
neighborhood Spiderman.
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[Grunts] [Grunts]
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I'll bet this world's version
of Aunt May, is a real hoot.
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Aunt May?
Ain't seen her in years.
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Why?
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Hey!
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Sometimes, the only way to protect
someone is to leave them behind.
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Another note to self,
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don't turn into this jerk.
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[Grunts]
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Tag! You're it!
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Get lost, pesky!
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Crime-fightin' in this town
is serious business.
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Dial it down, Chipper Charlie.
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I know villains who are more
fun than you.
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What's that? The Goblin?
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[Jameson on speaker] Spider-Man and his
deadly green accomplice terrorize the city.
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Keep your radios tuned
to "the Bugle" for updates.
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Relax, kid.
It's only Jameson's news blimp.
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Uh... I knew that.
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[Mary Jane on radio] This is M.J.
Watson with a Bugle bulletin.
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I'm live at New York airfield, covering
the arrival of the daily Bugle airship.
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Awesome! In this world, Mary
Jane made it as an ace reporter.
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So I hear.
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You pushed her away, too?
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Bad things happen to dames who
hang out with guys like me.
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I used to think that too, but you don't
have to sacrifice friendships to be a hero.
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[Mary jane] Wait a minute.
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People are running. Screaming...
we're being attacked!
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A maniac riding...
it looks like a glider.
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He's throwing some kind
of pumpkin bombs.
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[Goblin laughing]
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The Goblin!
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He sees me! He...
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[Mary Jane screams]
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Oh, no! It's Mary Jane!
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[Spider-man] We gotta save her!
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[Mary Jane groans] [Chuckles]
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You want to talk about sacrifices now?
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Hey! Wait for Pesky!
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Don't worry, folks. It'll
be a short flight.
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[Laughs]
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You'll never get away with this!
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Well then, maybe
the spider will stop me.
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[Goblin on speaker]
You hear me, spider?
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Catch me if you can!
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Oh, I can and will.
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Believe it, Goblin.
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[Goblin laughing]
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Goblin will be expecting us
to web-swing after him.
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Okay. So what won't he expect?
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You ever fly an autogiro?
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Ever fly a what-now?
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- Come on!
- Whoa!
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Spider, spider, come up and play!
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[People screaming]
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Ha! You're no threat to me.
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Laugh now, gargoyle.
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The spider will cut you
down to size.
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You talk like you know him.
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Maybe he cares for you.
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[Gasps] Let's see how much.
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[Footsteps thumping]
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Let me go!
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[People whimpering]
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Ah! Made to order.
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To catch a spider, I'll need a fly.
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[Screams]
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[Mary Jane screams]
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[Noir spider-man] Oh, no!
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- Is that...
- [Both] Mary Jane!
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- I'll get her.
- Wait!
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Let me help you. Pete, trust me.
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Okay, go. I'll ditch the egg beater.
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[Grunts]
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Spider!
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Why are you dressed
like a clown?
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I'm not the spider.
He'll be here any second.
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[Goblin] Good. I'd hate to think I
went through all this for nothing.
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Ow! Gobby, inside voice.
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Hold on!
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[Grunts]
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Wait. Where's...
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[Goblin roars]
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[Screams] [People panic]
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- Still vainly following me, I see.
- I got a "frequent alternate
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universe hopper" ticket.
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[Grunts]
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I collect points with
each world I visit.
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I'm saving up for a jetpack.
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[Grunts] [Groans]
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[Groans]
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[People scream]
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[Goblin laughs]
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[Screams]
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No!
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[Woman screams]
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[Glass cracks] [Screams]
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[People screaming]
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[Screams]
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[Grunts]
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I got 'em! You take The Goblin!
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[People screaming]
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Don't worry, folks.
I saw Iron Man do this once.
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[Grunts]
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Yeah!
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Anyone has to barf,
lean over the web.
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The rest of you, follow me.
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[Goblin laughing]
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Come on, ugly! Let's rumble!
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[Groans]
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Go, spider!
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[People cheer]
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[Goblin grunts]
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[Grunts]
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[Grunts]
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[Groans]
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[All cheer]
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And Goblin is down for the count.
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Hey, hard-boiled!
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Wait up!
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We used to be friends,
till you brushed me off.
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Why?
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Couldn't risk it, Red.
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If anything happened to you
or someone I cared about...
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But you can't live in fear
of what might happen.
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You care so much for others.
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You have to let someone
care for you.
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[Goblin] I care.
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[Screams]
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[Grunts]
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One spider closer
to my ultimate goal!
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[Spiderman] Uh-uh-uh.
Not on my watch.
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He just trashed the ship's controls!
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[Grunts] [Groans]
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Nothing gets by you...
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Except me!
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[People screaming] [Grunts]
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[Laughs]
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If the blimp crashes, it'll torch midtown!
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Then we'll ditch it
in the river.
263
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,512
[Jameson on radio] Hello? Hello?
264
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,643
This is Jameson. What's happening up there?
265
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,044
Hold onto your hat, boss.
266
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,143
There are two Spider-Men in New York.
267
00:12:27,341 --> 00:12:28,363
What's that you say?
268
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,525
Two of those wall-crawling menaces?
269
00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:34,725
Menaces? Applesauce! They're heroes,
and I've got the photos to prove it!
270
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,202
[Engine whirring]
271
00:12:36,954 --> 00:12:37,977
[Spider-man] Going down!
272
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,029
Please your arms and legs wrapped
around the superhero at all times!
273
00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:42,236
[Grunts]
274
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,518
[People whimpering]
275
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,347
I'm glad we got to spend this time together.
276
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,443
[Grunts]
277
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:56,145
Come on, Red. Beat feet!
278
00:13:04,145 --> 00:13:04,831
[Both grunt]
279
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:07,021
[Jameson on speaker] East side,
West Side, all above the town,
280
00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:09,153
look to the Daily Bugle's
[distorted] Eye in the sky.
281
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,288
[Spider-man] Please fasten your
seat belts, stow your tray tables,
282
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,855
and thank you for flying
web-slinger airlines.
283
00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:24,464
[People whimper]
284
00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,596
[Noir Spider-Man grunts]
285
00:13:27,768 --> 00:13:28,691
[Mary Jane whimpers]
286
00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:32,734
See? Good things happen when you
let other people into your life.
287
00:13:33,107 --> 00:13:33,873
Kid's right.
288
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,119
No way even you could have
done all that alone.
289
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,110
Somethin' to think about,
I guess.
290
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,193
You did good, kid.
291
00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:41,152
[Goblin] Yes.
292
00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:43,457
Congratulations all around!
293
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,004
Tonight, I'm a winner, too!
294
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,902
[Laughs]
295
00:13:50,051 --> 00:13:53,429
[Laughing continues]
296
00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:54,868
I hate that creep.
297
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:57,056
Looks like your pal got
what he came for.
298
00:13:57,331 --> 00:14:00,079
Yeah, and where he's headed,
I have to go alone.
299
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,874
- Take care of yourself, tough guy.
- You too, wise guy.
300
00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:07,606
[Spider-Man grunts]
301
00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:10,127
Good-bye, gloomy world.
302
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,245
I hope the next place I land
is more cheerful.
303
00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:19,831
Once again, I'm headed down the rabbithole.
304
00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:21,576
er... make that wormhole.
305
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,996
I'm going after The Goblin.
306
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,003
After some of the weird worlds
I've seen, I'm ready for anything.
307
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,812
I take it back!
308
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,759
[In Southern accent] Whoa!
Would you look at that?
309
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,155
[In Southern accent]
How-Dee-do, stranger.
310
00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:36,547
[Crows caw] How-Dee-do,
talking crows.
311
00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,306
O-kay.
312
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,943
Crows talking?
Guess I'm not home yet.
313
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:42,897
[Screams]
314
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,019
[Groans] [Flies buzzing]
315
00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:47,024
[Bubbling]
316
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:47,744
[Sighs]
317
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,824
Never fails.
318
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,130
I'm all set to take a nice wallow
and some varmint falls in the pool.
319
00:14:53,614 --> 00:14:54,266
[Groans]
320
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:55,541
You're a pig.
321
00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:57,083
Very perceptive.
322
00:14:57,201 --> 00:14:58,401
And what are you
under that mask?
323
00:14:58,484 --> 00:14:59,331
A monkey?
324
00:14:59,394 --> 00:15:00,247
[Snorts]
325
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,289
'Cause only a monkey would
wear a costume that stupid.
326
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,541
Speaking of costumes,
327
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:07,818
you ever see anyone around here
wearing one like mine?
328
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,582
[Scoffs]
329
00:15:08,636 --> 00:15:10,406
I wouldn't be caught
barbequed in it.
330
00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:13,754
Now, if you'll excuse me, this
piggie's going to get roasted.
331
00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:17,986
I'm serious! This world's spider... er,
whatever... is in for big trouble!
332
00:15:18,189 --> 00:15:20,299
I have to warn him a bad
guy's coming for both of us!
333
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,279
You're wasting your time, Spider-Monkey.
334
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:24,799
The guy you think you're
looking for doesn't exist.
335
00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:27,176
[Sighs]
336
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:31,809
[Scoffs]
337
00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:34,170
For a talking pig, he wasn't very helpful.
338
00:15:35,057 --> 00:15:35,644
[Yelps]
339
00:15:35,696 --> 00:15:36,843
Hey, jackpot!
340
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:39,546
There's my guy, down there! Hold on!
341
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,284
I want to talk to you,
Mr. spider...
342
00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:43,064
Scarecrow?
343
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:43,955
[Sighs]
344
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,721
This costume looks like
it was designed for...
345
00:15:47,374 --> 00:15:49,889
- A pig.
- [Pig] Okay, you found me out.
346
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:52,393
The name's Porker. Peter Porker.
347
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,744
AKA Spider-Ham.
348
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:56,826
That figures.
349
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,760
Let me guess, you got your powers
from a radioactive spider bite.
350
00:15:59,904 --> 00:16:01,340
A spider bite, yes.
351
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:03,023
Radioactive, no.
352
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:06,015
Seems the critter fell
into a batch of my Aunt May's
353
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:08,179
super vitamin-enriched
wheat cake batter.
354
00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:10,237
[Chewing]
355
00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:12,424
[Squealing]
356
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,136
Somehow, the vitamins in the batter,
357
00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,807
[tires screeching] transferred
the spider's abilities to me.
358
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,059
[Oinking]
359
00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:21,181
I pledged to use my powers
for good...
360
00:16:21,308 --> 00:16:22,912
And even joined the Avengers!
361
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:26,716
But then, everything changed.
362
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,036
[Jackal laughs]
363
00:16:28,101 --> 00:16:30,500
What kind of hero is a Spider-Ham?
364
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:33,381
Sounds more like
a spider-fail to me.
365
00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:37,778
[Porker] He made Spider-Ham sound like a
failure. And every creature believed it.
366
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,639
And soon, so did I.
367
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:43,839
From that moment, I was Spider-Ham no more.
368
00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:46,061
[Thunder rumbles]
369
00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:47,381
[Chickens clucking]
370
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,038
So that's it? You just quit?
371
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,932
Haven't you ever felt like a failure?
372
00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:55,081
Sure. I've even walked a mile in your
hooves that time Loki turned me into a pig.
373
00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:57,033
Uh... what?
374
00:16:57,372 --> 00:16:58,192
Long story.
375
00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:00,560
The point is,
I know people depend on me.
376
00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:02,943
They need a hero to save them
when things get bad.
377
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:06,313
And trust me, hambone, things
are about to get real bad.
378
00:17:06,706 --> 00:17:08,730
There's a monster called
The Goblin, looking for you.
379
00:17:09,017 --> 00:17:10,774
Could you maybe try
to help me stop him?
380
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,928
[Goblin] It'll take more than
one little piggy to save you.
381
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:16,274
[Chickens panic]
382
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,189
[Spider-Man groans]
383
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,269
[Porker groans]
384
00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,955
[Goblin laughing]
385
00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:27,030
[Chickens clucking]
386
00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:31,952
There's no spider on this world, Gobby.
387
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,143
Just you and me doing
the pig pen polka.
388
00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:35,612
Mwah!
389
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:36,659
[Growls]
390
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,756
I am so rascally!
391
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,265
Whoa! Yikes!
392
00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:45,116
[Grunts] [Goblin yells]
393
00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:46,408
Thwip!
394
00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:50,069
[Goblin growling]
395
00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:51,793
[Goblin yells]
396
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:53,136
[Crows honk]
397
00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:58,700
[Screams]
398
00:17:58,930 --> 00:17:59,777
[Groans]
399
00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:03,647
[Whistling]
400
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:04,202
Whoa!
401
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:04,974
[Groans]
402
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:11,312
[Goblin] Wrong.
403
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,176
[Screams]
404
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:18,266
I've been to the city.
405
00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:22,221
Heard stories of a powerful,
wall-crawling boar,
406
00:18:22,389 --> 00:18:25,495
who fought alongside
this world's greatest heroes.
407
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:30,779
Nothing like that shaken pile
of bacon I just scared off.
408
00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,096
[Spider-Man groans]
409
00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:38,762
I'll find that superior hog
and get a sample of his DNA.
410
00:18:39,874 --> 00:18:41,270
Whoa! Whoa!
411
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:43,822
Whoa!
412
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:47,553
[Screams]
413
00:18:48,081 --> 00:18:49,778
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
414
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,186
[Groans]
415
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,449
[Gurgles]
416
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,091
Okay, this is getting
ridiculous and messy.
417
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,065
[Laughs]
418
00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:00,594
Here's mud in your
eye, wall-crawler.
419
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,461
And mud in your mouth,
and mud in your lungs,
420
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,859
and mud smothering you!
421
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:06,865
[Laughs]
422
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,948
[Spider-Ham] Hands off the monkey, big bad!
423
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,004
[Goblin groans]
424
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:12,245
[Grunts]
425
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,344
[Oinking]
426
00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:17,706
[Spider-Man groans]
427
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,091
Thought you were afraid
of being a failure.
428
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,901
Even I never lost a fight
to a nut with an anvil.
429
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,652
If you can take humiliation like
that, what am I worried about?
430
00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:29,289
Ready, Spider-Monkey?
431
00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:30,725
Right with you, Spider-Ham!
432
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,351
Go hog wild!
433
00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:33,982
[Screams]
434
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:41,152
[Car horn honking]
435
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,042
[Screams] [Chuckles]
436
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,039
[Spider-ham chuckles]
437
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,631
[Grunts]
438
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,857
That's all, Gobby!
439
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:53,972
No!
440
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,013
I've come so far!
441
00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:57,792
I have to win!
442
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,186
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
443
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,208
[Oinks]
444
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:06,584
Yeow!
445
00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:08,083
My chinny-chin-chin!
446
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,459
That'll do, pig.
447
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,663
That'll do.
448
00:20:11,475 --> 00:20:12,237
[Grunts]
449
00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:15,336
[Spider-Ham] Ow.
450
00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:18,334
[Goblin laughing]
451
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:21,000
Hey!
452
00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:22,833
One side, vermin!
453
00:20:25,387 --> 00:20:26,362
Spider-Ham!
454
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,137
Iron Mouse?
455
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,023
That's the green monster who
was asking about you in town.
456
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,707
- You need a hand?
- Nah.
457
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,429
My pal and I took care of him.
458
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,513
Please. You were the one
who saved my bacon.
459
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:38,931
Uh... no offense.
460
00:20:39,014 --> 00:20:41,603
Does this mean you're ready
to rejoin the Avengers?
461
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,286
Hmm. What do you think?
462
00:20:43,371 --> 00:20:45,690
That, on this world, Tony Stark is a mouse?
463
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:46,939
Awesome!
464
00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:47,853
Hey!
465
00:20:48,743 --> 00:20:50,613
Well, I can't tell you what to do.
466
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,881
But, in my family, we have a saying.
467
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,151
"With great Porker comes
great responsibility."
468
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,859
O-kay.
469
00:21:02,214 --> 00:21:03,857
The ham is back, baby!
470
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:06,225
- High four!
- Oh, yeah!
471
00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:07,973
Thanks, Spider-Monkey.
472
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,387
Anytime, Hammy.
473
00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:11,808
See you around the funny farm.
474
00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:13,064
[Grunts]
475
00:21:14,121 --> 00:21:15,509
So long, talking crows!
476
00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:19,886
Did we just see
a Spider-Monkey fly?
477
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,069
Well, now I've seen everything!
478
00:21:22,185 --> 00:21:25,245
[All laugh]
479
00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:27,274
W-whoa! Whoa!
480
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,246
Whoa!
481
00:21:28,557 --> 00:21:29,430
Okay, Goblin.
482
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,337
Let's see what alternate world is next.
483
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,483
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