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2x12 - Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man
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When Fury said, "who's in
for underwater operations?"
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I pictured flippers,
swimming with dolphins,
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and tropical waters in the Bahamas.
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And what do I get?
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A SHIELD aqua suit in the
middle of the Hudson river.
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P-U.
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[White Tiger] Sooner we get
to it, the sooner we get done.
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Talk less and swim more.
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[Nova] What are we
doing down here anyway?
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[Fury] I told you...
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[static crackles] ...find me...
...Thor. Got it?
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Um, I got, like, half of that.
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Isn't it obvious?
Thor was battling an unknown villain
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near this location and
crashed into the river.
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You don't read the SHIELD news feed?
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Oh, of course. Always.
Never miss it.
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Fury wants us to find
Thor and whatever's causing
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the power surges messing
with our comlinks.
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Yo, over here. Check it out.
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[grunts]
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[all] Whoa.
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[Nova] What is that?
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[Iron Fist] It looks like
Asgardian armor. And look.
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[Spider-Man]
Can someone say "Norn stone"?
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Director Fury, we found something.
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[Fury] Good, but...
...it's unsecure.
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...make sure you...
...touch it.
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- Did he say "touch it"?
- No, he said, "don't touch it."
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I'm telling you what I heard.
He distinctly said, "touch it."
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Hey, bucket head, it's Asgardian.
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You touch it, who knows what happens.
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Poof. You turn into a frog, a pig, a...
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[man with French accent]
And here we have Nova...
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the Super Cow of the sea.
[cow moos]
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Hey, on second thought,
I do think Fury said, "touch it."
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Wait, is that reverse
psychology, arach-nerd?
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You touch it. Just admit it.
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You're scared of a little
Asgardian hocus pocus.
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No one'll hold it against you.
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Yeah, well, you'd look
great with tentacles.
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We could call you chum bucket head.
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Hey, watch it.
What, can't take a joke?
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Hey, come on.
You want some?
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Quit acting like children.
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[all arguing]
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[sighs]
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Nova did it!
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You can't pin this on me.
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You got us into this one, web head.
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Me? It was tottering Tiger who...
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- Me? Are you serious?
- Ow.
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If you two weren't acting
like babies down there,
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none of this would have happened.
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- Besides, Power Man tripped me.
- Hey, he bumped me.
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You bumped me first.
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[Fury] Enough.
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This is really gonna put a
cramp in my super-heroing.
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You're not doing any super-heroing
until we can size you up.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Whoa.
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I'm fine.
Tiny, but fine.
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W-what does this even do?
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[groaning]
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[alarm buzzes]
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Piece of cake.
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Aah!
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[cat screeches]
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[all groan]
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Hmm.
No clear information yet.
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We need more intense testing procedures.
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More testing? This
isn't a science thing.
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This is Asgardian magic.
As in we need Thor.
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SHIELD is searching for Thor.
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Oh, so what do we do now?
Go to our rooms?
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Something like that.
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[music]
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[Spider-Man] Uh, what is this place?
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[Fury] SHIELD's daily
advanced youth character
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and regimented education center.
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It's Daycare. SHIELD style.
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Director Fury, sir,
we are here to provide
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the very best care
for the children.
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Uh, we are not children.
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We designed this place in case
we needed to do some baby-sitting.
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We haven't used it. Until now.
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- You'll be safe here.
- You know, we're not actually babies.
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And SHIELD can't treat us like we are.
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- Sir, we can't stay here. We gotta...
- Hey, they got snacks.
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What? Who doesn't like snacks?
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The children will be safe, sir.
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We are not children!
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I feel the urge to tantrum.
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Aw, Fury's nuts.
We may be small, but I for one
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am not being locked down
in baby prison. I say we...
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- What? Stamp our feet?
- Hold our breath?
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Stick crayons up our noses?
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Fury said they haven't
used this place before now.
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- So?
- So what's he doing here?
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- Who are you, kid?
- I have this.
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Is that some sort of SHIELD
educational art dough?
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It's the world's biggest
booger collection. It's mine.
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- Cool.
- Help.
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Guys, over here. I got a plan.
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Ooh, you guys are super
heroes, right? Do you know Thor?
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'Cause I hear that
guy's a real big loser.
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- Who's the kid?
- Spidey's new best friend.
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Uh, okay. Anyway, ever
hear of the trojan horse?
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[alarm beeps]
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Nanny bot 2.3, state
reason for leaving post.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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Repairs required in my, uh,
diaper disposal system.
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Must deploy. Pronto.
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This unit is not functioning
within normal parameters.
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Report to engineering.
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Wait. Don't leave.
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I still have tons of stuff
to tell you about Thor.
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He snores real bad.
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Why you think
he's called the Thunderer?
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[monkey shrieks]
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Uh, this is awkward.
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Further escape attempts
will not be tolerated.
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Commence nap time.
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Why did you do that, kid?
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[laughs]
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I'm sure it was just an accident.
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Yeah, right. There's
something weird about this kid.
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Really? What tipped you off,
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the booger collection
or the Thor obsession?
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That's it.
How does he know Thor snores?
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The only people who know
stuff like that are family.
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He's no weird kid. He's...
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[laughs]
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Loki, the God of mischief,
Thor's brilliant little brother.
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Sometimes it hurts to be right.
Get him!
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[all groan]
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You have interfered with my plans
of conquest for the last time.
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You're not gonna get
away with this, Loki.
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[muffled speech]
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But this, I must say, is
my naughtiest revenge yet.
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You see, I have grown tired
of being Odin's second son,
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always the younger to my brother Thor,
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pushed aside like a child.
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Today that birth order changes.
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Somebody has daddy issues.
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With the aid of the magical Norn stone,
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I will show my brother and
all his so called allies
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how it feels to be treated
like an infant... forever.
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If I never see another Asgardian
again, it'll be too soon.
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Thor's hammer? But where is...
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Spider-Man?
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Thor?
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Thor! We've been looking
everywhere for you.
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What happened?
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[grunts]
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By the mystic Norn
stone, I was transformed.
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I came to warn Fury of Loki's plan.
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Alas, it appears I come too late.
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You are too tiny to wage war.
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Too tiny?
No, we're good to go.
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- Right, gang?
- Um, yeah, no.
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Your friends don't seem as
confident as you, Man of spiders.
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Fury might be right.
We might only get in the way.
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We couldn't even escape Daycare.
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What are you talking about?
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Our size? That's nothing.
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We put our minds together,
there's nothing we can't do.
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[loud thud]
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Make haste.
I know that sound.
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The Destroyer is loose!
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Warning. Discipline imminent.
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Well-meaning robots
with the face of the son of Coul.
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Into the fray!
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[White Tiger] Loki's in the holding bay.
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I told you we could do this.
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So Loki turned us into
bobble-heads. So what?
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Through magic, Loki has made
himself the elder son of Asgard,
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and as such, he holds the authority
to wield the weapons of Asgard,
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the most powerful of which
is the Destroyer.
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The Destroyer? You mean that
empty suit of armor we found?
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That empty suit of armor as you call it
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is a machine of unstoppable power.
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[man screams]
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The Destroyer!
[shouts]
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Let's go, gang.
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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Tiger, look out!
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Aaaah!
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[groans]
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Even baby Thor's awesome.
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[laughs]
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How does it feel, little brother?
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Little brother. [chuckles]
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What? It's a small price
to pay for a good pun.
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Small price.
You see what I did there? [chuckles]
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Loki, stop this madness. You are
playing with powers beyond you.
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Beyond me?
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That's funny coming from
someone so... beneath me.
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Well, what about above, or on
the side? Or I'm out of here!
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Get off my ship.
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Enough.
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We gotta help Thor.
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Follow me. I have a big idea.
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You kids go to bed...
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[all screaming]
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- Who's steering this thing?
- I'm gonna be sick.
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We need a nanny bot.
I'm not cleaning that up.
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This was your big idea?
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[all screaming]
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I probably shouldn't press this,
but it's so shiny.
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Wait, don't!
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Whoa, what's going on?
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Objects are closer than
they appear in mirrors.
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Aah!
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At least it can't get any worse.
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Na... nap time. Na...
na... na... nap time.
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I had to open my mouth.
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Ooh!
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Na... nap time. Na...
na... na... nap time.
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To those who say the Bugle
isn't fair and balanced,
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we present a new segment...
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an interview with an
actual Spider-Man fan.
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Hey, I wanted to see that!
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Have at thee!
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Unhand me, villain!
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[groans]
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All father! Odin! Who
is the big brother now?
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Whoo-hoo!
Big head makes a big target.
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By the power of Odin!
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Activate interlocks.
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This has to be the worst
of your bad plans, web-head.
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All: Whoa!
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Going down!
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[music]
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- Aah...
- Ugh!
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We did it.
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See? I told you.
Size doesn't matter.
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[sighs] You know the problem
with a mindless suit of armor?
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It's mindless!
Want a job done right...
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got to do it yourself.
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I am now your Destroyer.
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Uh, anyone else need a fresh diaper?
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I shall flatten you
as I flatten your world!
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Big talk from a guy who
was playing with his boogers
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ten minutes ago.
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[laughs] You miniscule fools.
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Prepare to meet your demise.
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I apologize to every
bug I ever stepped on...
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accidentally, on purpose,
or otherwise.
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00:16:12,594 --> 00:16:14,695
We've got to pull it together, guys.
253
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,697
We're getting thrown around like dolls.
254
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:19,968
I prefer action figures.
255
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:24,438
We've been wasting our time
trying to fight the Destroyer head-on.
256
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,673
- What we need is a...
- Potty break?
257
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,809
What?
No. A plan.
258
00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:33,580
Separate the Norn stone
from the Destroyer.
259
00:16:33,582 --> 00:16:35,482
[shouts]
260
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:45,459
Thor can't beat the Destroyer
alone in his present state.
261
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:48,462
We can't use normal weapons
or our natural skills.
262
00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:50,597
Nothing is designed for us at this size.
263
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:54,067
Nothing? Hmm.
264
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,871
Remember, look both ways.
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00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:59,907
At this size, I don't know
what's more dangerous...
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00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:02,142
the Destroyer or crossing Fifth Avenue.
267
00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:11,919
Whoa.
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00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:14,855
[Loki laughs]
269
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:20,377
Oh, I like being big, brother.
I get what I want...
270
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:23,314
your tiny head on a tiny stick.
271
00:17:23,316 --> 00:17:25,449
I grow tired of his
commentary on my size.
272
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:27,651
Totally. It's below him.
273
00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:30,387
Too bad you weren't bitten
by a radioactive comedian.
274
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,756
Get in the store, web-head.
275
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:35,793
There is no escape, you halflings.
276
00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,562
[people screaming]
277
00:17:45,904 --> 00:17:48,439
Come out, come out, wherever you...
278
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:49,573
[horn honks]
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00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:52,543
Tag. You're it.
280
00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:56,814
Fastball special, panda style.
281
00:17:56,816 --> 00:18:03,053
You think you can defeat a Norse
God with a mere child's toy?
282
00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:05,656
Gi-yah!
283
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,424
That actually hurt.
284
00:18:07,426 --> 00:18:10,894
You shall pay for that with
your tiny, little lives.
285
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:28,779
Enough!
I tire of these childish games.
286
00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:40,691
Come out. I promise to
only pluck your arms off
287
00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:43,560
and turn you into a soccer ball.
288
00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,742
Whoa! Whoaaa!
289
00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,415
[horn honks]
290
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:05,616
Speed bump!
291
00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:07,885
Not this time!
292
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,088
Then came the Destroyer
293
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,423
and washed the spider out...
294
00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:13,824
Aah!
295
00:19:13,826 --> 00:19:18,529
Down comes the pain,
itsy bitsy spider.
296
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:20,764
Ha!
297
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:24,134
Hang on, Spidey.
We're coming.
298
00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:35,612
[laughs] Surprise, brother.
'Tis I.
299
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:47,891
No!
The Norn stone.
300
00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:49,860
Give that back!
301
00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:55,599
Not until you say the magic word.
302
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:59,503
Psyche.
303
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:00,537
It worked.
304
00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:03,674
Stop this right now.
I command you.
305
00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:05,209
Power Man, grow up.
306
00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:12,950
Sweet Christmas.
Three-pointer to Iron Fist.
307
00:20:12,952 --> 00:20:15,619
Not so tough anymore,
huh, Loki?
308
00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:19,523
Yeah. You wanna take your ball
or stone in this case and go home?
309
00:20:19,525 --> 00:20:22,261
He shoots, he scores.
310
00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:25,829
Take us home, Thor!
311
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:27,264
Aah!
312
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:30,000
It doesn't matter how
small you make us, Loki.
313
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,269
- We're still bigger than you
because we know... - Ha ha!
314
00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:36,173
No matter what size, you
gotta stand up to the bad guys.
315
00:20:36,175 --> 00:20:38,809
Heh, rhyme.
316
00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:41,211
Whoa!
317
00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:45,249
Spare me your speeches, you
mortals. You won't outwit me.
318
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:47,217
Thor, don't leave me hangin'!
319
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:55,259
[laughs] Mine! You can't
defeat me. You've only...
320
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,927
Oh, no.
321
00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:58,629
Aah!
322
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:04,696
- Outwitted. Again.
- Really? Again?
323
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,742
I will destroy you all!
324
00:21:11,744 --> 00:21:15,212
In truth, you need a
time-out, little brother.
325
00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:18,949
Curse you, Thor.
This plan was foolproof!
326
00:21:18,951 --> 00:21:21,318
Turning you all into
kids, that was brilliant!
327
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,122
That... that should
have worked. That...
328
00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:28,625
Shut it, "Joki." They don't
let crybabies into Valhalla.
329
00:21:28,627 --> 00:21:31,762
Time for your nap, little Loki.
330
00:21:34,132 --> 00:21:37,267
Lights out, kids.
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