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2x07 - Spidah-man
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[grunting]
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You guys are really going to
regret this when it's cleanup time.
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[crowd shouting]
[cans clattering]
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Who throws a sink?
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Who carries a sink for
the purpose of throwing?
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[coughing]
Really? Bug spray?
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No, I'm not in a zombie flick
where they want my brains.
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It's worse. It's
Spider-man versus New York.
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You heard me, good citizens.
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Daily Bugle Communications
will hand $10 million
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to the first person
to unmask Spider-man.
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[crowd clamoring]
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Come on, New York.
You're better than this.
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Remember all those times
when I did something really
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awesome that saved you and
your personal property from
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someone really evil and you
were all relieved and junk?
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[crickets chirping]
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[clamoring]
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Greed, one.
Gratitude, zip.
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FYI, this is supposed
to be the first day
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of a nice long weekend,
but no.
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[school bell rings]
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S.H.I.E.L.D. is sending us
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to uber-adventure water
palace for a little vay-cay.
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It's the sickest, wettest,
slippiest water park
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- in the whole world.
- I like slippy.
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Oh, why do I have to
memorize these books
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on S.H.I.E.L.D. strategy
and team dynamics?
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Don't forget eye on the prize,
director Fury's official biography.
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You're the leader, Parker.
Leaders don't get slippy.
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They work hard for the good of the team.
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Last one in is a spider's egg!
Ha-ha!
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[sighs]
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Aunt May?
Where are you going?
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Great aunt Julia broke her arms
in a water-skiing accident.
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She needs me to look
after her for a few days.
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Isn't she, like, 105?
Where was she water-skiing?
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Uber-adventure water palace.
It's supposed to be wonderful.
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So I'm alone, drowning in
S.H.I.E.L.D. homework, and hunted.
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"Unappreciated" pretty much sums it up.
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Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!
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Who says "extra, extra" anymore?
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Mayor of Boston offers
Spider-man key to the city
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if he relocates to Beantown.
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Boston?
At least someone appreciates
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my unique blend of witty banter
and crime-fighting panache.
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[man] Heh-heh, gotcha.
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A butterfly net?
This is just insulting.
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You know what, New York?
I'm finished with the Big crabApple.
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I'm moving to a city who
wants what I have to offer.
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What do you have to say about that, huh?
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Take off your mask before you go?
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Daddy needs an epad thingamajig.
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Oh, I'd tell you where
to stuff those cameras,
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but I was raised better than that.
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Instead, Boston,
here comes Spider-man.
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"Boston needs its own hero,
and that hero is Spider-man."
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I couldn't agree more,
Mr. Mayor of Boston,
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whose name I will learn eventually.
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At least I'm free for the weekend.
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Can't just ditch everyone,
even though they all ditched me.
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Wow, "new home of the
Amazing Spider-man."
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Best idea in history.
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[crowd chanting]
Spider-man. Spider-man...
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Whoa, this is huge.
I don't think I'm ready for this.
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Eh, think schmink.
Look at them, they love you.
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Yeah, it's true.
Go get 'em, tiger.
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Did both of you just agree with me?
Yeah, I could do this.
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[crowd cheering]
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You wanted me, you got me, Boston.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you Boston's very own superhero,
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The amazing arachnid, Spidah-man!
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It's "Spider-man," sir.
There's an "r" in the middle.
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Spidah-man.
That's what I said.
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- Spider-man.
- Right, Spidah-man.
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- Der.
- Dah.
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Der.
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You want the key to the
city or not, Chucklehead?
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Yes, I do.
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[crowd cheering]
Spidah-man!
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Spidah-man, a few words?
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I have to say something
that inspires greatness
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but at the same time is humble
and modest. Ah, of course.
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To my new Boston besties,
New York stinks!
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[crowd chanting]
Spider-man! Spider-man...
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[Spider-man]
I just want to be clear here.
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This is on a trial basis, okay?
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Of course, but trust me.
You're gonna love Boston.
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The best part is we ain't
got any super villains, none.
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If you don't have any super
villains, why do you want...
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Money, sonny.
Superhero is great for business.
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Wicked, right?
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All the additional revenue
allows the city to afford
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tons of improvements, and
this... the spider cave.
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[Spider-man] Spidey copter?
Spidey tank?
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Spidey inline skates and pogo stick?
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My own semi-secret lair?
It's beautiful.
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I never felt so
appreciated in all my life.
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Sorry, I promised myself I
wouldn't get boogers in the mask.
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What super lair would be complete
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without your very own personal butler?
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Huh, spidah? Meet Charles.
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What's up, Chuck?
[chuckles] Up-chuck.
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Some Boston baked beans, sir.
[flatulence] Perhaps some cream pie.
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Together? Ew, pass,
or I really will upchuck, Chuck.
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[sighs]
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I can't believe you did all this for me.
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At least you stopped short
of getting me a sidekick.
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That might've been creepy.
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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No, because then I'd be a behind-kick.
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[shrieks]
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Ow.
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Meet Ollie Osnick,
Boston's most brilliant high schooler
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and expert on all things superhero.
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It was his idea to bring you to Boston,
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and he created all
these amazing gadgets.
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wicked genius, this kid.
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I have dreamt of this day
since I first saw you soaring
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above the cold concrete
canyons of Manhattan.
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I know everything about you,
all your moves, style.
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- Webby will not let you down, sir.
- Webby?
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Yeah. No, you don't
like it. Okay, noted.
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How about Spider-lad?
Arachni-boy?
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Little thwipper.
Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip.
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I made a long list.
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Most awkward.
Well, he's clearly a genius,
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and he has great taste in
superheroes, but a sidekick?
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I hate to do this, but...
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Ollie, son, you've done
incredible work here.
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You have a true gift,
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but being a superhero
is dangerous business,
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especially if you don't have
powers. I'm sorry, but...
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B-b-b-but your life
is so wicked awesome.
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It's all I ever wanted.
Everything I did I did for you.
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You heard him, kid.
No sidekicks.
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We'll get in touch with you
when the cave needs a tune-up.
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Wait. I was going to say
there's other ways he can help.
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Oh, Osnick will be fine.
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Come on, I want to show
you the spider clam boat.
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Then you can start work.
[chuckles]
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[grumbles]
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My purse!
He stole my purse!
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
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Whoa!
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We don't want his insurance
to go up. Do we, officer?
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- Wait a minute.
- Police. Freeze!
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Boston is beautiful.
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Spider-man...
I can't think of a more stalwart,
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upstanding, and wondrous creature.
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[alarm blaring]
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[man] Thief! Guards!
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[Spider-man] Pop fly coming your way.
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Spidey's on the clock, fellas.
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Spider-man is our new hometown hero.
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[scream]
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[web stretches]
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Huh?
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It's for you. The bank says there's
a penalty for early withdrawal.
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[groans]
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How funny is it that you ran past
the last phone booth in existence?
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That joke wouldn't
have been half as good
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if I just threw my
cell phone at your head.
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[crowd chanting]
Spidey! Spidey...
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[giggles]
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Let's hear for Spider-man, the
solution to Boston's every menace.
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Mm, I'm having the
time of my life, Chuck.
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Too bad it can't last.
I really have to get back.
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My team must be falling apart.
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Plus I have this aunt who
can barely get on without me.
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[sighs]
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[cell phone rings]
Hello.
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Peter?
I'm sorry to do this to you,
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but aunt Julia asked me
to stay a few days longer.
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- The poor dear.
- A few days?
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Oh, wicked awesome.
I mean, no problem. Later.
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Good-bye, guilt.
Hello, day two.
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Good morning, Boston.
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- Morning, Spider-man.
- High-five.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Whatta you got for me today?
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Dog napping? Jaywalking
with intent to litter?
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Hm?
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- Ow! - The villains are coming!
The villains are coming!
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Spider sense must be on the fritz.
There are no villains in...
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Ugh.
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We told you so.
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Apparently you did.
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Welcome to Boston, Spider-man.
Say hello to the Boston Terror-iers.
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What? [growling]
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Boston terriers?
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An evil pun. I knew this
was too good to be true.
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I'm the Plymouth Rocker,
and I rock the house.
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And spiders.
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You may call me Salem's Witch.
I'll put a hex on you.
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And I am Slam Adams.
I... slam stuff. Together we are the...
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Boston Terror-iers.
You opened with that.
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Usually it's the other
way around. Just saying.
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Look, my butler's keeping
some chowder warm for me,
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so can we skip to where
you just surrender?
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You're obviously new at this.
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Sorry, I meant "surrenduh."
I cannot get this accent...
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Boston went from no super
villains to three over night?
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That's a little convenient.
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Whoa!
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Nice catch, Boston.
Nothing like my old home crowd.
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[screams]
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I'm walkin' here.
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This isn't the plan.
Life is supposed to be better here,
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and I'm getting my webs handed to
me by a pirate, a schoolteacher,
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and a boulder-headed pilgrim.
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These guys are clueless, but
someone armored them up good.
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Maybe Chuck can activate some of my
new spidah-tech and send it my way.
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Sorry. There's an "r" in there.
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Yo, Chuck, I need Bostony butler backup.
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[grunting]
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It's so hard to find good
help in this business.
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Aaaah!
Ugh!
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[wristwatch beeping]
Finally. Chuck, I need you to...
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You need to watch what
you're smashing, Mr. Spidah.
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Spidah stock sales can only
salvage so much of my city.
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Sorry, comes with the territory.
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[Plymouth Rocker] Hey, no fair!
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You're right. Three against
one isn't fair. Batter up.
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That should teach you guys not to mess
with Boston's one and only superhero.
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Not done yet, pilgrim.
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Pilgrim? Paul revere had
nothing to do with the pilgrims.
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Well, maybe you should pay
better attention in history class
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if you want your spider sense
to be historically accurate.
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[clangs]
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For example, the liberty
bell is in Philadelphia.
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Ow.
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The name's Steel Spider, and you
are about to be proven obsolete.
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This is my home town.
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Boston needs a real hero,
not a rented one.
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00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:05,700
Go back to where you
belong, Spider-man.
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00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:07,435
This city doesn't need you.
242
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:10,972
Au contraire, copybot.
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With creeps like you tearing things up,
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00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:16,210
Boston really needs
their beloved Spider-man.
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00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:20,214
Everyone, move away from here. Now.
246
00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:28,356
Glad to see you're feeling
better, evil librarian.
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She's a witch.
He's a patriot.
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I'm a national landmark.
Pay attention.
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If you stop hitting me,
I'll brush up on my
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villain's guide to Boston,
pinkie swear.
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00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:46,474
Before you say good-bye, I want
you to say hello to my friends.
252
00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:51,445
Huh? Hey, I threw you
all in jail yesterday.
253
00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,647
Or was that a dream?
254
00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:56,584
Everything's sort of fuzzy
and in a Boston accent.
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[Steel Spider] I broke them
out of prison last night
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00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:01,288
and fitted them with
the latest technology.
257
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,125
But why?
Why would you do that?
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00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:06,460
Because they're the
only people in Boston
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who hate you as much as I do.
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00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:15,503
- No one likes to be unappreciated.
- Exactly why I hate sidekicks.
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00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:22,610
Maybe my short-term
memory is shorting out,
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but didn't you want to be a
superhero less than 24 hours ago?
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I did until you threw me
aside like day-old chowder.
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00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:32,653
Ollie, I told you that
this is a dangerous business
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and I didn't want you getting hurt.
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Right, right, right,
I wasn't good enough,
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00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:41,662
but my cave, my tech,
my butler, and my city sure were.
268
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:46,734
Your being here is all because of me,
and you didn't even say thank you.
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00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,236
You're right.
You went to the mat for me,
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00:15:49,238 --> 00:15:51,439
but I got so caught up
in that new-life smell
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that I didn't even stop
to say thanks. I'm sorry.
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00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,083
If we hit "quit game" right now
and stop tearing up Beantown,
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I'm sure we can fix this.
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00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:07,288
Because, you know, you're right.
I don't really want to be bad.
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I just want to, you know...
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- Be you.
- That's crazy.
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00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:14,161
This is all about you
feeling unappreciated,
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00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:16,831
and here I totally thought
you guys were looking to claim
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the $10 million reward J.J.J.
was offering to unmask me.
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[together] $10 million!
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- All we gotta do is unmask him?
- You didn't tell us that.
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00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:30,611
You don't get New York news up
here? Oh, man, I love Boston.
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That's not what we agreed to.
I am your leader.
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- You will stand down.
- No, you'll bow down!
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[screaming]
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Ollie!
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The spider hover board.
That's a mouthful.
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Told you this gig was dangerous.
289
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,371
Thanks for the assist,
Chuck. You saved my webs.
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00:16:57,373 --> 00:17:00,774
It would've been sooner
had Ollie not tied me up.
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00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,644
I trust the hover board
reached you in time, sir.
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00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:05,713
Couldn't have been more
perfect timing, Chuck.
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Take the rest of the day off.
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00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:10,718
I am so sorry.
I really messed things up.
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I didn't mean for things
to get so out of hand.
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00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:15,556
Do we have a plan b?
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00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:18,325
Yes, I built shutoff
switches into everyone's armor
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in case they got out of hand.
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00:17:19,462 --> 00:17:22,696
What is it, like a code word or
you press a button on your glove?
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00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,665
I didn't want it to be that easy.
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00:17:32,807 --> 00:17:36,243
But in retrospect, easy
would've been better. Noted.
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00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,612
We'll deal.
Where are the off switches?
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[whispers]
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There is something not
quite right with you, Ollie.
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Sweet, but not quite right.
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00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:49,390
Don't say that.
I can still make it right.
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[Ollie] Steel Spider, to me!
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00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,197
What?
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00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:02,803
Don't just stand there, Webby,
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come kick some side with me,
but be careful.
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Webby?
Call me the Steel Spider.
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You are not.{*corr}
Stand still, you geek!
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[Steel Spider] Uh, Spider-man.
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Deactivating you is the pits.
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00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:46,814
[giggles]
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Do you know what we
could do with 10 mil?
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Send everyone to Boston
funny-accent class?
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00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:04,531
I got this one.
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00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:10,904
No, I can't move.
Traitor!
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00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:18,712
Two down. Good. That means
more green for the Rocker.
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00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:21,482
It all comes down to this is
our hero slides into home plate.
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And... the end.
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00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:27,988
I told you he was a sick puppy.
324
00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:31,392
Nice work.
Next time...
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00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:34,495
Voice-activated shutoff.
Very seriously noted.
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00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,764
Yeah, and we talk about our feelings
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instead of creating super
villains when we're angry.
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00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:42,403
[groans] That, too.
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00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:46,307
[Plymouth Rocker] Is anyone else having
problems in the moving department?
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- [Steel Spider] So what happens now?
- Depends.
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00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,385
Either you sucker punch me,
and this adventure runs long,
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or you learn to do the right thing
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even when people don't
always appreciate you.
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00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:07,027
And we call this the origin story of
Boston's first homegrown superhero.
335
00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:10,564
Really?
I thought I was too young.
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00:20:10,566 --> 00:20:11,999
[clears throat]
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00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:14,802
You're about as old as I
was when I started this gig.
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00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:17,404
And you handled yourself
better than I did.
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00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:19,707
But Boston loves you.
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00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:23,911
The grass may look greener in Boston,
but it's still my crazy life.
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00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:26,947
Leaving New York means I turn
my back on my family, friends,
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00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:32,553
and a city that really needs me
even if they don't realize it.
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00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:34,922
[J. Jonah Jameson] I had no
choice but to rescind my reward
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00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:37,891
for Spider-man's unmasking,
which has absolutely nothing to do
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00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,894
with any alleged ratings decline
while Spider-man was in Boston.
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00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:43,897
Only New York can handle
a menace like Spider-man.
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00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,966
[chuckles] What a hero.
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00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,101
[cell phone rings]
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00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:50,003
- Aunt May, you home yet?
- Yeah, I just walked in.
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00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:53,040
I missed you terribly,
Peter, and to be honest,
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00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:56,076
great aunt Julia really got on
my nerves. Chinese for dinner?
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00:20:56,078 --> 00:20:59,813
Anything but clam chowder.
I'll be home in a few.
353
00:20:59,815 --> 00:21:01,515
But I missed you guys most of all.
354
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,951
Please tell me someone
recorded him saying that.
355
00:21:03,953 --> 00:21:06,587
Sure looked like you were having
a party over there in Boston.
356
00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:08,989
You had us worried you
weren't coming back.
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00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:12,593
As your leader,
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00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,895
it's important you know how much
I appreciate every one of you.
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00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:17,765
Coulson needs
to give you more homework.
360
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:23,437
Extra! Mayor of Boston proclaims
Steel Spider the city's newest hero.
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00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:26,440
Awards key to the city.
Extra!
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Wicked awesome.
It's a Boston thing.
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00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,914
So is this.
To me, my sidekicks!
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[together] Sidekicks?
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