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1x18 - Damage
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Welcome to New York city,
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where your garden-variety
super-villain team likes to show up
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and cause trouble.
Case in point.
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Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?
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Did someone call for a...
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some people to stop a Wrecking Crew?
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[crickets chirp]
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Nice one, laser brain.
I've got my own guys.
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Hey, what about me?
Don't I get a cool title card?
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All right, dumb and dumbers,
guess who's going right back to jail?
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We kinda had something else in mind.
Right, guys?
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[all] Yeah, right.
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[roars]
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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- Talk about a smash and grab.
- Come on!
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It's okay, kid, I got it.
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[grunts]
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Iron fist, grab a kid.
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Where's the Wrecker?
He's their leader.
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Hey, bug-man.
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Catch!
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[screaming]
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No problem.
Here's an old favorite
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courtesy of your
friendly neighborhood...
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...screw-up.
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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- Hey guys, clear the space!
- I got this.
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Aw, man. You really think
that was the best solution?
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- What?
- All right, all right.
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Sometimes you gotta
take a shot, you know?
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Thanks for the backup, anyway.
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[Wrecker] See you later, rookies.
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Looks like you win.
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[both] Ah!
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[Spider-Man] Where'd they go?
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What's that all about?
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[Power Man] All they did was
tear up the place and run.
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At least that building's okay.
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Hmm.
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It's not as bad as it looks?
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This is exactly the kind
of thing we're training you
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To either avoid or prevent.
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What do we say about damage?
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- The best damage is...
- Unavoidable?
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- A by-product of violence?
- Not our fault?
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This isn't a joke. Think about it.
The best damage is...
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[all] No damage at all.
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But, Nick, you don't understand.
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The Wrecking Crew, they just
started smashing things and...
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What? The Wrecking Crew?
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Smashing things? You're kidding.
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I thought I did the sarcasm around here.
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Seriously though, Nick. Isn't
it weird that they just trashed
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three city blocks and ignored
that shiny, new bank over there?
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So, you cadet crime-fighters
think there's more going on here
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than five inexperienced heroes
making a bad situation worse?
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I wouldn't say it that way, but...
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So, if you think there's something here
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- worth investigating...
- Definitely.
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The Wrecking Crew was
trashing the city on purpose.
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- They didn't even steal anything.
- It must have been for a specific reason.
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Okay, if that's your theory,
then prove it.
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Go undercover and suss things out.
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- Undercover? Right on.
- I second that right on.
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Sounds like a mission
worthy of our coolness.
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So glad you feel that way.
Considering the nature of the incident
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and the fact that undercover work involves
keeping an ear close to the ground,
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I've got the perfect cover for the team.
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As of right now, you're no longer
SHIELD-sanctioned superheroes.
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- Welcome to damage control.
- Damage what?
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Has your city
experienced a kree invasion?
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Did a random super-villain
leave a super mess?
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Did Dr. Doom destroy your living room?
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Then it's time to call damage control.
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We have ten years in the business
and a spotless track record.
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How do I know?
'Cause I'm Mac Porter, the founder and CEO.
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But don't listen to me.
Here's some satisfied customers.
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My donut shop was completely
obliterated by Dragon Man.
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But thanks to damage control,
I'm back in business.
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Damage control is the only company
officially sanctioned by SHIELD.
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- So you know we can be trusted.
- Captain Ultra here.
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And sometimes, when I'm saving
the world, things happen.
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That's when I call Damage Control.
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[both] What's your damage?
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So, finally the Spider-Maniac is
being forced to clean up his mess.
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And to make sure he does just that,
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we here at the Bugle will be
keeping an eye on his progress.
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- Seriously?
- Yo, Spidey.
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This is totally unfair.
We stopped them from robbing the bank.
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What are you complaining about?
Fury made you foreman.
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Oh, that's true. So get to work.
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You know, when they said
we were going undercover,
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this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
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She speaks the truth,
my hapless friends.
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- No doubt. We're better than this.
- Everyone just man up and do your job.
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We gotta prove to fury that we're right.
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Hey, I'm the foreman, remember?
So get to work.
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[beeping]
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Looks like those guys
got everything covered.
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[horn blaring]
Whoa.
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Watch your step there, huh?
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Hey, I'm walking here.
[horn blaring]
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- Oh!
- Ouch. You okay?
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Me? Sure. I...
[horn blaring]
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- Ow!
- Eyes open, pal.
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This job needs your full attention.
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- What are those lights for?
- We work all night until the job's done.
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I gotta work all night?
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You dropped this.
Get to work, screw-up.
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Oh, man.
[groans]
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Don't sweat it, kid.
A little manual labor never hurt anyone.
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You can see what it's done
for me and my physique.
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Hey, aren't you the
janitor from Midtown High?
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It's extra money. You think I'm
a millionaire school janitor?
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Nice to know
someone's getting paid.
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Get back to work!
Remember, Spider-Man,
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I'm watching you.
You can't hide from the truth.
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And Daily Bugle communications
knows all about you.
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[horns honking]
Yo, Spidey.
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Can't believe I'm stuck here looking
like a goofball and it's being televised.
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Welcome to another episode of...
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Huh?
Cool.
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Whoa. It really works.
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Ah!
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- Hey!
- Woops.
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Okay, okay, that was an accident.
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Are you crazy, messing
around with this gear?
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I mean, look at me!
I'm two inches tall here,
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and I'm supposed to be the foreman.
I think you did this on purpose.
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Whoa whoa whoa.
Slow down, little man.
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- Only dogs can hear you now.
- What happened?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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Look at me.
I am like tinkerbell here.
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- More like Nova, the human sparkler.
- Hopefully, this is a temporary state.
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You better hope so.
Now, this is your foreman speaking.
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Get back to work.
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Okay, people, this building is unstable.
No one goes in until I say so.
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Hmm.
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Hm. Gotta be something
here worth investigating.
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Wait a minute. This right
here is the real crime scene.
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And Mac was just in here.
And he told everyone to stay out.
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And he has all the right
tech to pull off a bank heist.
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Ah!
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- What are you doing in here?
- Avoiding work, of course.
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It just so happens I've been doing
exactly what we're supposed to do.
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Undercover work.
And voila. Look what I just uncovered.
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- An empty bank vault.
- That's right.
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Empty. And we know the Wrecking
Crew didn't get away with any loot.
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- We do?
- All they did was smash up stuff and split.
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I'm telling you, there's
something going on here.
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Guys, don't you get it?
This is the lead we've been looking for.
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We just follow this,
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and we'll be back on full
superhero duty in no time
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and we can tear this puppy down.
[rattling]
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Maybe I should rephrase that.
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- Oh, no.
- Aw, nuts.
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[grunting, groaning]
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Hey!
This ain't exactly comfortable.
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Do you mind moving it?
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[coughing]
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Okay, that little hiccup aside,
we need to...
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What part of undercover
did you not understand?
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You're supposed to be cleaning
up the mess, not making it worse.
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These people bust their butts
cleaning up after superheroes.
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I actually thought maybe this would give
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you a new appreciation for what they do.
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- Nick, you don't understand...
- Oh, I understand.
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I understand you all might end up
on damage control duty for a long time.
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He wasn't kidding.
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Look, you put us on this low-rent mission
and we tried to make the best of it.
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Now we've got a lead and
you're not even listening.
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- I...
- Nick, if I may?
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I know you think you deserve better.
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But clearly you've still got
a lot to learn on this job.
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Hopefully, you actually
have the capacity to do so.
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- Awkward.
- Come on, guys. Let's get back to it.
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[sighs]
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Hiya, hero. Hey, if you got time
to lean, you got time to clean.
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Come on. It builds character.
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Listen, everybody.
Something about that guy Mac...
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I don't know...
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Okay, people. This building is unstable.
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No one goes in until I say so.
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Why didn't Mac want us to go into
that building next to the bank?
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You know, total inside job.
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And then tried to get us out
of the way when we found out.
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Why don't you just get back
to work, Sherlock? [grunts]
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Okay. I'll give you this.
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Maybe somebody doesn't
want us poking around.
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But that's exactly why we should
just keep doing what we're doing
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- and see if we can draw them out.
- Agreed.
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- But...
- What is your problem?
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- Can't you just get with the program?
- None of you are with me?
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Go team?
Fine. Play it that way.
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I'll figure this one out myself.
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The ultimate insider.
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Do you know what I
need at times like this?
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A super-catchy theme song.
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That would make me
cooler than I already am.
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Phase 1 complete.
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My SHIELD stealth suit
is working perfectly.
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Now I just gotta find Mac's office.
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Phase 2 complete.
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Uh-oh, Spidey sense.
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[grunting]
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[sighs] Phase 2, not easy.
But completed.
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Phase 3...
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[alarms blare]
...learn to keep my mouth shut.
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Whoa, hey! Ow!
Whoa! Yikes!
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Hey, I was up all night
sewing this costume!
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[shooting, continuous]
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[alarm stops]
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Phase 4, maybe he won't notice.
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Okay.
Maybe he really won't notice.
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Come on, Mac.
Let's see the proof. And...
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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- Mac's as clean as his office.
- Told you.
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Did you stow away in my stealth suit?
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Where were you when everything
was shooting and exploding
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- and trying to destroy me?
- Laughing.
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- You thought I was right, didn't you?
- Yeah, sure. Look, as foreman,
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I had to make sure you
didn't blow anything else up.
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Now, can we just get out of here?
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Fine.
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Think we should take
a different way out.
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Okay, so it's not Mac.
I took a shot, okay?
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You bricked that shot... big time.
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Yeah, we must be missing something.
Yeah, something right in front of our...
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Ow!
So much for my Spidey sense.
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- Where'd this come from?
- It wasn't here a second ago.
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Whoa. It's the money
from the bank. I knew it.
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- It was Mac.
- Not quite, kid.
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You just couldn't leave
it alone, could you?
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We ain't got time for this.
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We got a helicopter coming
to pick us and our money up.
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Look, I'm sure you're just
muscle for the big boss.
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I don't want to have
to hurt anyone, so...
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00:14:13,594 --> 00:14:18,097
No, kid. You're the one
that's gonna get hurt.
242
00:14:18,131 --> 00:14:19,198
- Uh-oh.
- Wait a minute.
243
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,534
Of course. It all makes sense.
244
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:24,437
You Wrecking Crew guys
destroyed the city knowing
245
00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:28,140
that damage control would
be called in to clean up.
246
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,577
But you'd already
infiltrated the company
247
00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:35,515
and posed as workers to shrink
the loot and sneak it out.
248
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,218
Actually, a pretty good plan.
249
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,121
Hey, that means the
shrink ray wears off.
250
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:45,491
So why am I still tiny?
251
00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:49,562
All right, geniuses.
Try to think your way out of us
252
00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:52,331
beating the living snot out of you.
253
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:55,234
You do remember you're
wearing a stealth suit, right?
254
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,571
Oh, right.
[grunting]
255
00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:00,439
Huh?
256
00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:03,276
[Spider-Man] Oh, look out.
257
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,311
[thwack]
[grunts]
258
00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:08,281
[grunting]
Wasn't expecting that, were you?
259
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:10,383
[thuds]
[grunting]
260
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:14,120
Oh, yeah.
261
00:15:15,322 --> 00:15:17,490
[grunting]
262
00:15:20,561 --> 00:15:23,162
That's right.
263
00:15:23,196 --> 00:15:26,365
[grunting]
264
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,168
What are you gonna do?
Nothing.
265
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:31,183
Because you can't see me. Hah.
266
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:33,539
That's right. Uh-huh.
Can't touch me.
267
00:15:33,574 --> 00:15:36,576
- They can see you.
- I knew that.
268
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:39,278
Would you guys consider surrendering?
269
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,413
[villains laugh]
270
00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:42,415
I'll take that as a no.
271
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,713
[grunting]
272
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,548
Whoa!
273
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:53,684
[grunting]
274
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,989
Hey, rocket-bug, where'd you go?
275
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:01,559
Kinda need some teamwork here.
276
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:05,763
[grunting]
277
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,833
Whoa!
278
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,906
Where are you going?
279
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,742
We're just getting started.
280
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,711
[villains laugh]
281
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:25,481
Whoa. I've heard you should get
to know your enemy, but come on. {*3b-1,7s?*}
282
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:28,284
These guys smell like Nova's feet.
283
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:31,254
- Ah.
- Ah, man! Gross. That is...
284
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:34,323
[all screaming]
285
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,297
[thudding, grunting]
286
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,400
[screaming]
287
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,203
[grunts]
288
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:50,239
- Nice catch.
- Hey, it's what I do.
289
00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:51,574
How'd you guys know that I...
290
00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:54,410
What do you think, genius?
I went and got them.
291
00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:58,314
Yeah. You may be a goofball,
but you're our goofball.
292
00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,916
Perhaps there are
apologies to be tendered.
293
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,323
Look who came out to play.
The more the merrier.
294
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:09,358
Time to bust them up.
295
00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,360
All right, guys, let's do this.
296
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,264
Remember, keep it clean, guys.
297
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,609
[grunting]
298
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:33,349
No. Missed me.
Not quite.
299
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:37,620
- You're mine, kitty cat.
- Gotta catch me first, ugly.
300
00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:41,324
- You can't run forever.
- I don't need to.
301
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,459
[grunting]
302
00:17:43,493 --> 00:17:47,597
- Yo. Sorry.
- Well, well, well.
303
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:53,636
- Take a nap.
- That's teamwork. Ow.
304
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:57,607
Stand still, bug, so I can squash you.
305
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,475
No, thanks.
306
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,380
I think you've been scheduled for demo.
307
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,149
[grunting]
308
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:10,453
How about that, huh?
Beating them at their own game.
309
00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:14,590
- Literally.
- Hey, spider-punk.
310
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,158
Eat this.
311
00:18:17,294 --> 00:18:19,228
[Nova] Hey, captain crowbar!
312
00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:23,532
Catch this.
313
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:26,335
[grunts]
314
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:35,278
[grunts]
315
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:45,221
- Didn't anyone ever tell you?
- The best damage is...
316
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,522
[grunting]
317
00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:48,624
[all] ...no damage at all.
318
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:51,527
[Wrecker]
I wouldn't celebrate just yet.
319
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:54,630
Time to really give you
something to clean up.
320
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:58,267
Bring her down, boys.
321
00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:00,569
[villains laugh]
322
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:07,443
[horn blaring]
323
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:17,186
[all grunting]
324
00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:19,288
[grunts]
325
00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:22,525
[grunting]
326
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:31,567
Now, this is a mess
that needs cleaning up.
327
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:39,308
Thanks for the help.
You showed up just in time.
328
00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:41,577
Yeah, well,
an alarm went off in my office.
329
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,313
Really? You don't say.
330
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,482
Too bad Fury wasn't here to see this.
331
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:49,652
Oh, I'm pretty sure he caught it all.
332
00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:52,521
- Dude.
- Yo, Spidey.
333
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:58,294
This doesn't prove anything.
I bet the whole thing was a set-up.
334
00:19:58,328 --> 00:20:02,365
A sham orchestrated and perpetrated
by that annoying wall-crawler.
335
00:20:02,399 --> 00:20:04,367
[sighs]
336
00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:05,634
I'm proud of you.
337
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:08,304
You guys took responsibility
for your actions
338
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,239
and followed through on your instincts.
339
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:12,508
And although you did
break into my office...
340
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,643
Who, me?
341
00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:21,250
Security camera. [sighs]
Okay, you got me.
342
00:20:21,284 --> 00:20:26,288
I cop to it.
Look, Mac, I'm sorry. I...
343
00:20:26,323 --> 00:20:28,591
No hard feelings. You were
just trying to do your job.
344
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:31,560
Don't give it a second thought.
345
00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:34,497
Okay, okay, turns out he's pretty cool.
346
00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:36,699
- Live and learn, huh?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
347
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:43,339
What about me?
I won't stay small forever, will I?
348
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:44,473
Size does matter.
349
00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:47,477
Hmm.
I'd say the shrink ray effect
350
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:50,446
should be wearing off right about...
351
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,415
[grunts]
Hey!
352
00:20:52,449 --> 00:20:56,385
- Woo! I'm back, baby.
- Great.
353
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,721
There you go. I think you've
all learned your lesson.
354
00:20:58,755 --> 00:21:00,723
- Right?
- Absolutely.
355
00:21:00,757 --> 00:21:02,291
- Indeed.
- Yes, sir.
356
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:05,594
You know, I gotta say,
this damage control gig?
357
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:09,231
It's not as easy as it looks.
These guys do good work.
358
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:12,601
Yes, they do.
Okay, let's wrap this one up, shall we?
359
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:16,672
You're officially back to being
SHIELD-sanctioned superheroes.
360
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:21,410
- Look out!
- Watch it!
361
00:21:22,479 --> 00:21:26,282
- Oh no!
- Oh, man.
362
00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,219
[sighs]
363
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:32,588
Special delivery for Director Fury.
364
00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:36,525
Remember, the best damage
is no damage at all.
365
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,859
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