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1x06 - Why I Hate Gym
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[motorcycle]
Leap, forward leap.
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Flip! [laughs]
[motorcycle racing]
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C'est bon.
C'est magnifique.
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[Doc Ock] My employer will
pay handsomely for the delivery
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of Spider-Man, Taskmaster.
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[Taskmaster]
A guy with four arms
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should be able to grab one
bug by himself, Octavius.
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Yeah. I don't get out much.
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His moves I can master.
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My powers cover that.
But the tech makes it trickier.
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No wonder your employer is eager.
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Your suckatude knows
no bounds, Batroc.
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Oh! Gaw!
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Oh!
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Batroc the Leaper.
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So off the radar, SHIELD doesn't
have a real file on him.
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What's to know?
He's French. He leaps.
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And zee bug goes splat.
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[grunting]
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Spider-Man. Nick Fury says get
back to SHIELD HQ for training.
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Just because he's
the director of SHIELD
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doesn't mean he
can boss me around.
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Besides, Fury would be
the first to say
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going solo on B-listers
like Batroc is good training.
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Don't be so official,
White Tiger.
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When life gives you
Batroc, make French toast.
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- Uh!
- A boot in the face.
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Hee-yah! Oof!
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[low groan]
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To expose all this new
threat. We won't rest until...
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Way to go it alone. Get lazy and
even the lame ones can splatter you.
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That's what training's for.
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That and mastering new tools
like electric claws.
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Leap! The leap is life!
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Flip and...
leap.
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Leap.
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Ya!
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Ah!
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C'est pue.
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[Jameson] Is Spider-Man
a student at Midtown High?
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High school, huh?
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Can't wait.
I'm great with kids.
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And so, all city campuses
run on high alert.
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Report any suspicious
persons immediately.
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[Flash]
Huh, I see one now.
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[laughter]
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Pretty good show with Batroc
ze Leaper last night, huh, Ava?
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Lapse training,
late for school.
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Good show, Parker.
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Hey, Pete. They're saying
Spidey goes to the school.
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Girls love heroes, so help me
spread the rumor it's me, huh?
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It probably is you, Harry. Who
else could afford all those webs
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he squirts all over everything?
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Spider-Man doesn't squirt, MJ.
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He shoots.
And I don't think it's a good idea
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for anyone to pose
as him right now. Oh!
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Speaking of squirts...
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[Coulson]
Thompson, Parker.
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Pay attention. Your gym teacher,
Mr. Molskin will be out
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due to a freak accident
after last night's game.
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[whistling]
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[trailing] Ah!
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Well, coach.
Looks like you
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finally broke that state
field goal record.
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Mr. Jager will be your
substitute until further notice.
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I look forward to the challenge
of unlocking your hidden...
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...talents.
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Awkward phrasing or veiled
threat? You be the judge.
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[Flash]
Dodge ball!
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[grunting]
Wait!
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[slowed audio]
Wait!
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I could in fact dodge this ball.
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But I choose not to
in order to protect my identity
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and thus all the kids
in this school.
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Even king jerk, Flash
Thompson, who has it all
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but still thinks he has to
get one up on me.
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D'oh!
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[slowed audio]
D'oh!
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[Flash]
You lose, again.
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[grunting]
[Ava] Jeez, Parker.
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A little overkill just to maintain
your cover. Is that your face print?
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I'm looking for finalists for the
citywide athletic achievement contest.
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I want to see everything you've
got in this obstacle course.
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Push yourselves to the limit.
Don't give me less than 110 percent.
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You can learn something from him.
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- How to creep people out?
- Mr. Thompson.
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Go!
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I'll show you how it's done.
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You could be...
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...promising.
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[computer sound]
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Very promising.
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First to finish.
Good, huh, coach?
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- Am I in?
- Okay, next one up.
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Go!
Ayala, next. Rand, next.
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Osborn, next.
Cage.
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Can we get some man-sized tires
up in here people? Seriously.
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Mr. Parker.
You're last.
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How sweet would it be to show
them all what I can really do?
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Move on to the
citywide championships.
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Ha!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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[cheering]
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You can begin anytime today.
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The course doesn't run
itself, Mr. Parker.
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[thinking]
Right build, right size.
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Perfect candidate.
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[groaning]
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Uh...
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Ah!
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Oi.
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I'll see three of you here
tomorrow for the final cut.
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Rand, Osborn, Thompson.
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The rest of you, anemic.
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- Tomorrow? Saturday?
- Did I stutter?
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Danny, Flash and Harry?
Harry?
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I aced that thing. Why am I not
a finalist? Because I'm a girl?
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Are you the only person
on Earth who sees school
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on a Saturday as a good thing?
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Fury is so right.
You're soft.
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You know, I say we show
Mr. Jager who can do what.
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You and me are going to come
back tomorrow anyway,
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list or no list
and run that course again.
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If I'm late,
you can start without me.
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Finish too. I'm beat. I have
tomorrow set aside for sleep.
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[yawns]
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Doesn't that Jager
creep you out?
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[continued groans]
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I work with a guy
whose feet stick to walls.
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No one creeps me out.
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[groans]
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Coulson.
[grunting]
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Good to see you again.
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Even better to see that SHIELD added
security enhancements to the school.
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That makes my life much easier.
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Spider-Man's not so much.
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[cheering]
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[Jameson]
I was 100 percent wrong.
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He's not a menace.
J. Jonah Jameson goes on record
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proclaiming that today should
be Spider-Man day in Manhattan.
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In fact, every day
should be Spider-Man day.
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[phone ringing]
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You gonna answer that phone?
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[ringing continues]
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Hello?
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Peter, have you heard
from Harry?
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It's noon, and no one's
come out from the gym yet.
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I'm not late for training.
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Something's wrong.
I can't get into the school.
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The fence is electrified.
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[yawns]
[sizzle]
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It's Saturday.
Why are you...
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Did you say
the school's electrified?
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Get here, now.
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Quick enough for you?
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- Oh!
- That's right, I'm that good.
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[angry groan]
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Something's up.
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- We should call Coulson.
- No.
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We should go solo on this.
Eh, you know, together.
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We can handle this.
SHIELD added security
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to protect the school from...
well, for us.
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Probably just a misfire.
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[electronic sounds]
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I mean, who electrifies a fence
and leaves the door unlocked?
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Dark, creepy, dank.
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I told you not to come
to school on a Saturday.
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[Stan] Hello? Is anyone there?
Help! Help!
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Can anyone hear me?
Oh, I sure could use a hand.
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I've got myself
in quite a pickle here.
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Oh, if Irving Forbush
could see me now.
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Hang tight, janitor guy.
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We'll get you out.
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[straining]
[grunting]
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Mucho malfunction
security system.
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Oh, my.
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- Don't move.
- Whoa!
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[trailing]
Aaah!
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[low crash]
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[janitor] Wow, there's a lot
of wax build-up down here.
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Who built the security?
Dr. Doom?
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I'm calling Coulson.
[beeping]
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No phone needed.
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- He's here.
- On a Saturday?
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Agent Coulson?
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[Coulson]
Don't come into my office.
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[screams]
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I can see why
he wanted to be alone.
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- Nice tighty whities.
- The whole school is rigged.
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Taskmaster corrupted
the SHIELD security tech.
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- Who?
- Assassin.
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Hates me.
Hates Fury.
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We have to contact Fury.
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You can't.
He jammed the frequencies.
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You shouldn't have
come to school today.
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Told you.
[growls]
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Work on getting yourselves
out of here, and then find Fury.
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Don't waste time on me, and definitely
don't go after Taskmaster alone.
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He's a combat chameleon.
Do you understand?
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Wait. He was bitten
by a radioactive chameleon?
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[Harry screams]
That's Harry.
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I remember that scream from slasher
movie night at camp. Come on!
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[Coulson] If Taskmaster
sees you do it, he can do it.
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Fight him once, he's as
good as you, you hear me?
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[Harry screams]
What did Coulson just say?
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I don't know.
I couldn't hear him.
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Spidey-sense.
Get down!
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If Flash and Harry are here at least
they've got Danny to protect them.
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[Harry]
He's right behind us.
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[Flash]
Keep running.
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Slow and steady, dudes.
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Slow and... look out!
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- [Harry] Danny! Danny!
- Get to safety.
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[announcer] Fight!
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- Kiyaah!
- Ha!
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Your technique.
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Years of study in K'un Lun.
[computer sounds]
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Kiyaah!
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[computer sounds]
Kiyaah!
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Years for you, seconds for me.
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[groaning]
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Kiyaah!
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[groaning]
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Oh!
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- Who taught you that move?
- You did. These, too.
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[fighting]
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Uh!
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[groaning]
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[sighs] You're good, kid, but
not the one I'm looking for.
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There they are.
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- You think he's behind us?
- I'm not looking.
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[both shouting]
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Which of you is going
to change into Spider-Man
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before anyone else gets hurt?
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They're in danger.
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It's the moment
you've trained for.
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[laughs] Oh, wait, that's right.
You never train.
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Whoa!
Flash, don't leave me here.
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Hey, I'm the strongest guy in
school, but I'm no Spider-Man.
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You're obviously not him.
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Come on out, Spider.
It's go time.
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[scraping]
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Flash is in your locker.
What's the plan?
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Eh, don't move a muscle.
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Let him do whatever
with Flash first, and then...
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I have to agree.
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Flash does deserve his comeuppance.
And then you could...
251
00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:59,550
Only Flash could get these two
to agree on something.
252
00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:01,886
He wants me, he gets me.
253
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,956
- You get Harry and Flash somewhere safe.
- Great plan.
254
00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:14,732
Destroying school property goes
on your permanent record, you know.
255
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:18,736
Oh, decided to come clean, Thompson?
256
00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:20,004
Huh?
257
00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:23,874
[fighting]
258
00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,944
[computer]
259
00:13:28,814 --> 00:13:30,114
Oh!
260
00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,949
You're next.
261
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:34,785
He's copying your moves,
web head.
262
00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:39,957
Didn't anyone ever tell you
copying is cheating?
263
00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:42,793
[fighting]
264
00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,895
I call it winning.
265
00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,698
Oh!
266
00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:50,868
[slowed audio]
Oh!
267
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:55,006
End of the line, Thompson.
You can take off the mask.
268
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,974
I was going to say
the same thing.
269
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,977
If it is a mask, ugly.
270
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:02,880
[screams]
271
00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:06,617
Mr. Jager? Our gym teacher?
272
00:14:06,651 --> 00:14:08,652
[referee's whistle]
273
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,822
The management would like to point out
that we in no way mean to suggest
274
00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,758
that all gym teachers are
sadistic taskmasters
275
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,926
who live to bring misery
to high-schoolers everywhere...
276
00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,927
except the ones who do.
277
00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:19,030
[blows whistle]
Oh!
278
00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:23,667
So that test was only about
finding Spider-Man?
279
00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,037
Now I don't feel so bad
about gettin' cut.
280
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:32,076
I'll show you both
the benefits of training.
281
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,878
[fighting]
282
00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:38,749
Oh brother.
283
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:40,985
Never met a move
I couldn't match.
284
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:44,855
Yours, Spider's.
285
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,791
That K'un Lun kid's.
286
00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:49,093
Danny?
What did you do to him?
287
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,664
Tiger!
288
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,800
Ah!
289
00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:02,706
I'm guessing you know
Coulson through SHIELD.
290
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:04,742
Fury certainly gives you kids
291
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:07,611
some age inappropriate
toys for your school.
292
00:15:07,646 --> 00:15:10,981
So... you're just another gym
teacher who wants to kill me?
293
00:15:11,016 --> 00:15:13,584
Kill you? Hardly.
294
00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:15,686
I'm here to offer you a job.
295
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,922
Accept... everyone wins.
296
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:20,724
Refuse...
no one gets out alive.
297
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:23,761
And I turn you over to my employer.
298
00:15:23,795 --> 00:15:26,630
Limited time offer.
Clock's ticking.
299
00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:27,932
[ticking]
300
00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:34,461
Wait... a job, huh?
301
00:15:34,512 --> 00:15:36,747
A powerful man hired me
to bring you to him.
302
00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:40,718
But I'm powerful myself. And
I'm offering you an opportunity
303
00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:43,621
to be part of something
amazing, Spider-Man.
304
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:46,657
Amazing Spider-Man.
Sounds pretty catchy.
305
00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:49,426
"Amazing Spider-Man."
306
00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:52,830
Hmm, let me write that down.
That could be big.
307
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,766
But I can only imagine that
what this guy considers amazing
308
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,801
would be less than spectacular.
309
00:15:57,836 --> 00:16:00,671
[TV playing]
[burps]
310
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:03,607
- Pick it up.
- Yes, sir.
311
00:16:03,642 --> 00:16:08,412
So you're not just a madman.
You're a double-crossing madman?
312
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,515
Nature of the business.
Fury double crossed me,
313
00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:14,318
just like he'll double cross you
when it suits him.
314
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,320
Wait, you worked for Fury?
315
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,990
Note to self:
Web Coulson's tighty
316
00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,759
whities to his forehead
for leaving out important info.
317
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,460
[Spider-Man]
Hey, Coulson!
318
00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:24,695
Ah!
319
00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:27,498
Sure, and like you, I had tech.
320
00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,534
I had a team.
Now look at me.
321
00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:33,370
Yeah, I'd rather not.
And don't try to trick me.
322
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:36,340
I took reverse psychology
where I got a reverse A,
323
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,342
which is, you know, still an A.
324
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,444
You'd choose death
over partnership?
325
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:43,814
If that was my only choice.
But it's not.
326
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:45,416
[whirring and loud explosion]
327
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:46,750
Ah!
328
00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:48,686
Oh!
329
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:54,725
All the work, the training...
useless.
330
00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:57,695
He has all our skills
and SHIELD weapons.
331
00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,564
He can predict our
every move. We're dead.
332
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,733
Maybe he can fight
like Spider-Man,
333
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,668
but he can't think
like Peter Parker.
334
00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:08,439
He mimics what we do,
so let's do what we don't.
335
00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:11,742
Not going to work. He copies
what we do as soon as he sees it.
336
00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:14,345
What if he doesn't see it?
337
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:17,715
I've got something
in my locker just for this.
338
00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:20,451
[snoring]
339
00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:24,321
[gasps] Spider-Man.
Save me.
340
00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:25,756
Eh, no.
You're safer in here.
341
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:29,360
I know, I know.
I shouldn't have done that.
342
00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:37,368
Uh-oh, Tiger.
I think Taskmaster spotted me.
343
00:17:46,478 --> 00:17:49,780
Darn those budget cuts. No
lights on the weekends, Tasky!
344
00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:52,816
You're only prolonging
the inevitable.
345
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:56,487
Then we might as well
make it fun, right?
346
00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:57,488
[growls]
347
00:17:57,522 --> 00:18:00,391
[door slams]
348
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:02,393
Tiger, turn on the night vision.
349
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,661
I make this spider
night vision look good.
350
00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:12,469
Come out, come out wherever
you are, little spider.
351
00:18:12,504 --> 00:18:16,507
You can't beat me.
I know all your moves.
352
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,775
Hee-yah!
353
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,779
[Spider-Man]
You ain't seen nothing yet.
354
00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:25,382
- And you ain't gonna.
- Ah!
355
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:28,752
[fighting]
356
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:31,355
It's dark,
but you're still you.
357
00:18:31,389 --> 00:18:32,656
Oof!
358
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,525
And I know what you do.
359
00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,660
You sure about that?
360
00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:38,662
Ah!
361
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:42,332
Not bad for a first timer.
362
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,767
Recognize where
you are, Jager?
363
00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:48,439
You just did me a favor.
I have a photographic memory.
364
00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:52,643
I can move through here as well
as if the lights were on.
365
00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:55,679
You could if everything was still
where it was yesterday, sucker.
366
00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,314
[Spider-Man] Ya!
367
00:18:57,348 --> 00:18:58,482
Ah!
368
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:02,453
Yee-ah!
369
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:06,690
[grunting]
370
00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:09,593
Ah!
371
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,662
Spidey, you got him?
372
00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:14,298
Dodge ball!
[grunts]
373
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,737
Nice shot.
Been practicing?
374
00:19:20,772 --> 00:19:23,640
Now I know why you
use these. This is fun.
375
00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:28,745
It's not too late
for you to join me.
376
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:32,282
Yeah, you might think
I'm a loser, but I don't.
377
00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:35,586
Then I'll simply expose your
identity as Flash Thompson
378
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,354
to the entire world.
379
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,389
Which Flash Thompson?
That one?
380
00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:43,293
Yeah, loser.
He can't get out, right?
381
00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:46,630
It's Spider-Man, Jager,
not Spider-Teen.
382
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:48,432
But this school is still
under my watch,
383
00:19:48,466 --> 00:19:49,600
just like the rest of the city.
384
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:53,770
- There's a lesson for you here...
- Yeah, you just got schooled.
385
00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:56,473
Not helping.
386
00:19:56,708 --> 00:20:00,811
[beeps]
[coughing]
387
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,619
Nice distraction, Thompson.
388
00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:11,421
How many masks
can one guy wear?
389
00:20:11,456 --> 00:20:13,757
- You're asking me?
- Think he'll be back with a different face?
390
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,792
He knows what he's up against,
391
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,395
if he shows whatever face
he's got around here again.
392
00:20:18,429 --> 00:20:20,797
Ho-ho-ho, 'cause
he got schooled.
393
00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:22,666
Yeah, it's still not working.
394
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,801
Yeah, no... whatever you say,
Spider-Man.
395
00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:28,772
And that's...
why I hate gym.
396
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,774
School's a dead end.
397
00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:33,477
Trust me.
You want the spider,
398
00:20:33,511 --> 00:20:35,412
you'll have to
make him come to you.
399
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:38,382
[growls]
400
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,752
[angry shouting]
You'll have to pay for those, remember?
401
00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:43,654
That's right,
402
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:47,591
throw your tantrum and look
somewhere else for Spider-Man.
403
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,696
'Cause now that I know
where he hangs out,
404
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,798
that bug is mine.
405
00:20:56,534 --> 00:21:00,704
No one in this school is cool enough
to be Spidey, so forget that rumor.
406
00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:04,374
That said, I totally helped
Spider-Man save the dump.
407
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,411
I was this close to him!
We're buds!
408
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:10,347
[chatter]
409
00:21:10,381 --> 00:21:12,316
Flash Thompson finally
did me a favor.
410
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,652
Taskmaster never even suspected
Peter Parker was Spider-Man.
411
00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:18,755
Your creativity was just as
strategic as my training.
412
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,657
- More even.
- Really?
413
00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:22,492
Going solo paid off, okay?
414
00:21:22,527 --> 00:21:24,561
There's still one thing
I don't get at all.
415
00:21:24,596 --> 00:21:27,464
- The tight briefs. Really?
- I swim.
416
00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:29,600
Leave the man's
underwear alone, Pete,
417
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:33,503
or he'll get short with you.
[laughs]
418
00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:35,339
Does SHIELD have some kind
of mind wiper,
419
00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:38,139
because I really need
that image out of my head.
420
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,812
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