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Welcome New York!
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Thanks to the tireless efforts
of Daily Bugle Communications
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led by yours truly, James Jonah Jameson,
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a certain bug-eyed, wall-crawling
menace will now think twice before
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he shows his face in my city again!
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[Peter] I'm Peter Parker
and I'm Spider-Man.
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Which means I get to get
chased around New York City
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all day by bad guys
like this.
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[Living Laser]
You can't outrun pure light!
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[strains]
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Yow! Yow!
Yow!
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Just a matter of time
until you're toasted!
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[bell chimes]
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Hey come on! These costumes
don't sew themselves, you know?
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What?
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Come back here!
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[Power Man] Here we go again guys,
Spidey's in trouble.
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I got him.
[grunts]
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Sup? Need some help?
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Maybe we can take this one down
without tearing up the city?
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Ehh, maybe we can.
Put me down, Tiny!
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[grunts]
That's Power Man to you, webhead!
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Whatever.
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Anyone read the Wiki
on Bad 80's Light Show Guy?
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Agent Coulson reporting.
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SHIELD data file.
Subject: Parks, Arthur.
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AKA: The Living Laser.
Former Stark Industries employee,
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Applied Sciences Division.
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Physical form comprised
entirely of active photons.
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Hold it.
He's made of what?
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[Spider-Man]
Photons. That means...
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Yep.
That means he can do that.
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I'll fry you like bacon.
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[cries out]
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What just happened?
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I thought he was gonna fry us
like bacon. What is he, vegan?
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[sonic boom erupts]
There's that sound again.
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[Announcer]
Iron Man!
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Oh... awesome.
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sync, correction by f1nc0
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Look at him over there...
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[energy pulses]
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[guards cry out]
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Big-time genius.
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Somebody's got a man-crush.
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What do you think they're,
you know, talking about?
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Probably some national security issues.
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So that was last night.
The night before,
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it was February's cover
of Model Monthly.
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Are you done bragging
about your social life?
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The Living Laser is one
of your sparring partners,
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and if you'll notice,
my team found him first.
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Sparring partner? Uh.
A bit of an exaggeration.
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Now look, I've got a thing,
so uh, can we...
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I'll bet you do,
Mr. Celebrity Superhero.
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Hey, he saw me and he ran.
He'll be back.
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And when he shows his shiny face again,
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I'll have developed something
that'll find and contain his...
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You could trace the photon pattern.
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It's gotta be specific to him,
unique in the spectrum.
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Smart kid.
Bad fashion sense.
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- Maybe with a little guidance...
- Never mind him, Stark.
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I don't need you
and your cowboy complex
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- infecting him with delusions of...
- Infecting him? Look at him.
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Clearly he needs it.
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A little guidance?
[crowd cheers]
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[slurps]
[giggles]
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[crowd cheers]
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[White Tiger]
What is your deal?
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Huh? Nothing.
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Okay, guys.
I'm out of here.
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Hey, kid. I like your style.
Wardrobe notwithstanding.
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How about you visit the plant on Saturday.
Maybe I can help you out.
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[sonic boom erupts]
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Okay, I'll admit, that is cool.
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Just get your sorry butts
back to the Helicarrier.
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You, stay away from him.
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[Spider-Man]
Saturday. At last!
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This is the most experimental,
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highly classified
section of the factory.
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This is where dreams become reality.
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Cool! I have a place like this.
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Okay, nothing like this.
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[grunts]
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You like to dance, huh?
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Rock a little cabbage patch
for the Spidey, come on!
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Check that left servo!
Needs a little more funk.
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What is that?
The world's largest pill!
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[laughs]
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Oh, cool!
Cool. Cool. Cool!
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Hey, kid,
this signal ratio accelerator
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is gonna to revolutionize
telecommunications as we know it.
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Does that mean better coverage
on my phone? Right on.
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Cool!
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Iron Fist would be so jealous.
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Check it out.
A molecular disruption chamber.
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Don't go in there when it's hot.
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Oh yeah?
What happens?
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Unless you fine-tune the frequency,
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it'll scatter you into
multiple, parallel dimensions.
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[electricity crackles]
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[snorts]
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Wow! Your heads!
My feet!
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[disco music plays]
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Uh. Yikes.
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Listen, I know Fury is training you,
trying to bring you up to his level.
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Personally, I think
you should aim higher.
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How'd you know about that?
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Come on, my company built
the Helicarrier.
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Huh. The way you were
sniping at each other,
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I never would've pegged
you guys working together.
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You get along with the people
you work with?
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[arguing over each other]
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[chattering]
[barking]
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Uh. Good point.
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Anyway, if you really want
to kick up your game,
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I had an hour to kill
so I came up with this.
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Whoa.
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You wanna take it out for a spin?
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Yes.
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- We waiting?
- For Bug Boy? Why?
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- Patience is a virtue.
- So is punctuality.
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Spider-Man's late.
We train without him.
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C.O.U.R.T. is now in session.
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[Announcer]
Fight!
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He'll show.
He always does.
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[grunts]
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I think you're confusing
showing up with showing off.
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Hiyaah!
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Obviously, there's
no Spider-Man in team.
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Back to why I
should be team leader.
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A man cannot lead
before he's found himself.
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[grunts]
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Well, I'm right here wrecking
major havoc all over the place.
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It's wreaking havoc...
Never mind.
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So let's put it to a vote.
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All in favor of changing our name
to Team Nova, raise your hands.
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Yes, you can believe your eyes people.
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Science has made
what was perfect even better.
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Don't worry, everything's cool.
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See?
I'm operating on a new level
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you don't quote
comprehend and... Whoa!
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Whoa!
[grunts]
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[strains]
[cries out]
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Ouch!
Ahh!
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Are you nuts, man?
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[grunts]
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How do you like me now?
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Why are you guys so upset?
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This Spider Armor rocked it.
Remember Wednesday?
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[both grunt]
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Don't think of it as the answer
to all my problems.
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It's the answer to all our problems!
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Thursday?
[crowd panics]
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I mean, come on!
I've got my own repulsor blasts!
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Yesterday?
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[grunts]
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Whoa! [grunts]
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[tires screech]
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[both sigh]
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It ain't working out, boss.
That suit...
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He's totally throwing off
our rhythm in the field!
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[alarms sound]
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Guess who's back?
All right, you guys are going in.
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- What about Spider-Man?
- I'm only sending you.
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We're going to make this
easy on you, laser brain.
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Give it up
before we short circuit you.
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What is he doing here?!
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And what're you supposed to be?
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Are you serious? I'm your
friendly, neighborhood Iron Spider!
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Didn't you learn anything the last time?
You can't stop me.
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Maybe they can't.
I've got Stark Tech in this armor
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that told me exactly
where you're gonna be.
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That's how good I am!
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Gah! Ahh!
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Hey, maybe you should hang back
until you've gotten
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your learner's permit for that thing.
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- Jealous much?
- Afraid for my life, is more like it.
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[grunts]
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[panic wails]
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[groans]
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You're clearly a Stark sycophant!
You reek of his arrogance.
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Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
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No! No, no, no!
Come on!
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The light bulb's that way!
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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The road to enlightenment
can be a painful one.
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I'm fine!
I can handle this!
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- I'm the man!
- Nope. You had your shot.
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Now, it's my turn.
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[cries out]
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[grunts]
Nicely handled, Buckethead.
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What?
I'm just getting started.
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Ooh. Kinda tickles.
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You've got a lot to learn
about how energy works.
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[White Tiger]
He's making a break for it.
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[electricity crackles]
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That went well.
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Face it, Junior Stark,
in that suit, you stink!
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You can't control it.
Clearly it's sustained some damage.
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Are you kidding?
He never laid a glove on me.
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He didn't have to. You're your
own worst enemy in that thing.
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You guys just don't get it, do you?
Tony Stark built this for me.
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Yeah? Well, you sure picked him
over us in a hurry, didn't you?
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Why not be his sidekick
from now on
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and quit messing with our gig.
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- We don't need you.
- You're serious?
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Seems that way.
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You know, Stark is who he is
because he followed his own path.
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Are you certain
you're following yours?
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Where'd you come up with that,
a fortune cookie?
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Agh! Whoa!
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What's going on with this thing?
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Diagnostics check. Whoa!
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[alarm sounds]
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Say hello to your new roommate.
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What?
Wait! You can't...
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How are you controlling my suit?
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I'm living energy.
Your suit runs on energy.
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Do the math.
Let's go for a ride.
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No!
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[Fury] Irresponsible,
undermining my authority,
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boneheaded move...
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Try not to be so possessive, Fury.
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Parks has popped out of his
gopher hole again
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and I'm on my way to deal
with him once and for all.
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As far as the Iron Spider's concerned,
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you've seen him in action,
he's doing fine.
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[grunts]
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- What are you doing?
- He's taken over the armor!
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[Iron Man] Living Laser,
you don't have the IQ points
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to breach that armor's security.
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[Living Laser]
Ready for another round?
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[Spider-Man] This really isn't
how I pictured our first team up.
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[Iron Man] I'm trying
to run down his power.
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Trust me, kid, this hurts you
much more than it hurts me.
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[Living Laser] Here's the deal.
You shut down your armor's
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high level security functions or
I heat up this armor from the inside
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and cook this kid alive.
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[Peter] Don't listen to him! Just
do whatever you gotta do to stop him.
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Accessing Iron Man security systems.
Voice command: section eight.
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Firewalls are down.
Do your worst, Arthur.
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[grunts]
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Hey!
That's dirty fighting!
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[Living Laser] Don't worry, kid.
He's just taking a little nap.
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Exactly the opening I need.
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Where'd you go?
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I moved to a better neighborhood.
250
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:34,128
No!
251
00:13:37,111 --> 00:13:39,980
[computer whirs]
[beep]
252
00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:46,219
- What are you doing?
- Repairing.
253
00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:48,322
Modifying. Improving.
254
00:13:48,357 --> 00:13:50,124
We heard about Iron Man.
255
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,392
Yeah, well.
256
00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:55,296
Trying to make up for it now.
Someone's got to save him.
257
00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:57,966
I hacked into Stark's
factory security systems.
258
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,102
The Living Laser's in his armor
and he's taking over the place.
259
00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:01,236
Did you tell Fury?
260
00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:04,006
Not yet.
I thought I could just...
261
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,241
Look, I know I let you guys down.
262
00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:09,212
I don't blame you one bit
for wanting to cut me loose.
263
00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,247
I got no problem doing this alone.
264
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:13,883
You did blow it, big time.
265
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:17,053
Hey, man, we're in this
together. We always were.
266
00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:19,990
Even when you're a major
screw-up, which is often,
267
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,292
we'd never let you fly solo on this.
268
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:23,227
And we should move now.
269
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,963
Get in there before Fury has
a chance to send in the cavalry.
270
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,134
You guys would do that? Isn't
that disobeying some kind of order?
271
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,069
You can't disobey an
order that was never given.
272
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,905
Just do us a favor,
forget the armor, okay?
273
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,040
You work better without it.
274
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,878
Hold on. Let's all dig deep
and find a little optimism here.
275
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,313
It's not going to be like
before, is it?
276
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:44,917
Oh, don't worry. It's not
gonna be anything like before.
277
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,154
I'm on my path now.
278
00:14:47,188 --> 00:14:51,925
[Jarvis] This is an
egregious security breach. These designs are classified.
279
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,193
[Living Laser]
I'm in charge now
280
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,196
and I'm going to make a fortune
selling Stark's technology.
281
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,365
Kiyah!
282
00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,234
Knock knock.
283
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:06,007
Nice one.
But check this out.
284
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:09,044
Think you've got what it takes
to defeat Iron Man?
285
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:11,981
Would you kill Stark to do it?
286
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,183
[alarm beeps]
287
00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:18,955
Time to bring it, sparky!
288
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,257
[Announcer]
Iron Spider!
289
00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,971
Repulsor webbing.
How cool am I?
290
00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:37,109
[grunts]
291
00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:40,245
[computer whirs]
292
00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:41,980
[grunts]
293
00:15:42,015 --> 00:15:44,116
Got to be a way to wake Stark up!
294
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,284
Calling up
Iron Man armor detail.
295
00:15:47,955 --> 00:15:51,124
Hold on. Security Failsafe?
Computer?
296
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,326
[Jarvis] Young man,
that is an electrical charge
297
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,062
that can be delivered directly
into Mister Stark's brain.
298
00:15:56,097 --> 00:15:58,265
A defibrillator
for his entire nervous system.
299
00:15:58,299 --> 00:16:00,000
I do not recommend this option.
300
00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:03,303
[grunts]
301
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,005
[strains]
302
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:15,050
We've got no choice.
Now, how do I do it?
303
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,952
[Jarvis] Downloading remote
activation codes to your CPU now.
304
00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:20,189
[strains]
305
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,225
[grunts]
306
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,043
Hiyah!
307
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:41,979
[grunts]
308
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:46,376
[Living Laser] You again?
309
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:49,354
Missed me, didn't you? Got
a new magic trick to show you.
310
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:53,225
[computer whirs]
What?
311
00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:55,194
[gasps]
312
00:16:55,228 --> 00:16:57,029
[electricity crackles]
313
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:05,872
[Spider-Man] Hey, you gotta
reinstall your armor security ASAP!
314
00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:07,307
Right.
315
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,177
[Living Laser] No!
316
00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:12,179
I hate to break it to you, Laser,
317
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:14,915
but I don't share my
personal space with anyone
318
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,084
that hasn't strutted down a cat walk.
319
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,921
So that means you're out!
320
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:24,259
I am too good at this.
321
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,928
How dare you?
322
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,331
I see your fashion sense took a jump.
323
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:32,268
- Want to help me clean up?
- Aww yeah! I think I know how.
324
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,172
A molecular disruption chamber.
Don't go in there when it's hot.
325
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,007
Good thinking, kid.
326
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:39,910
[Announcer]
Fight!
327
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,981
[grunts]
328
00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:48,285
You can't fight me with energy.
I am energy!
329
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,023
That armor is the key to
controlling Stark Industries.
330
00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,192
And I want it back.
331
00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:57,228
By all means, come and get it.
332
00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:05,905
Nice work.
No how can we help him?
333
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:09,208
I've got it all worked out.
334
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,011
Come with me.
335
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,158
You there, kiddo?
336
00:18:24,193 --> 00:18:27,128
I'm here. You're headed for the
thing and he's right on your tail.
337
00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:29,264
- What thing?
- The thing!
338
00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:31,934
The thing that does the thing!
339
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,045
Okay, I'm close.
340
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:48,084
Keep tracking my signal
when I'm clear, fire it up.
341
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:52,022
Whoa, wait a minute. Me?
Shouldn't you do it?
342
00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:54,058
[Iron Man] My onboards
are still rebooting.
343
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,826
You'll have to do it manually.
344
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:57,928
That was not part of the plan, man.
345
00:18:57,964 --> 00:19:01,900
- You can do it.
- You really think so?
346
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:06,905
[screams]
347
00:19:17,184 --> 00:19:20,887
I won't screw this up.
I won't screw this up.
348
00:19:20,922 --> 00:19:23,123
Almost there.
349
00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:25,292
Hold it. Hold it.
350
00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,228
Now!
351
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:33,301
[cries out]
352
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:39,040
It disrupted his basic
photonic structure,
353
00:19:39,075 --> 00:19:41,977
expanding it across several
dimensions to the point where
354
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:44,213
he could no longer control
his physical form.
355
00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:47,016
- Pretty cool, huh?
- So, where do you think he ended up?
356
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,118
[both]
I don't know.
357
00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:50,987
[electricity crackles]
358
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:54,057
What the heck?
359
00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:57,027
I say thee nay, vile villain!
360
00:19:57,061 --> 00:20:01,831
So I see you took some liberties
with the suit I built for you.
361
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,002
Well, not for nothing.
But this thing had problems.
362
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,904
I had to pop the hood.
363
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,107
Uh. You know, no offense.
364
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:13,145
So, are we all good?
I'm just making sure.
365
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:18,050
- That's your idea of an apology?
- I'm sorry.
366
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,120
Hey, Danny,
you were right, you know?
367
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:24,223
I'm better off being an uncool me
than a cool someone else.
368
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:27,160
Where'd you come up with that,
a fortune cookie?
369
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:31,298
All right, all right. Get
out of here before I remember
370
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,035
that you weren't authorized to even
think about going to Stark's factory.
371
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,005
Except you.
372
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:41,041
- Who, me?
- I wanna talk to you.
373
00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:43,345
Let me show you something, Parker.
374
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:48,049
After a bit of tinkering, this
version is as good as it gets.
375
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:51,019
Watch this.
376
00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:59,895
Whoa!
Oh yeah!
377
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:02,265
I can wear it to school
and no one will know.
378
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:07,137
Yeah. I think we both know you're
not ready to drive this car.
379
00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:09,840
But, who knows, maybe someday.
380
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,276
Oh, come on! I am fierce
when I'm wearing this rig!
381
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:14,245
You don't even have a driver's license.
382
00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:16,214
[grunts]
383
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,087
I've got a learners permit.
384
00:21:29,096 --> 00:21:33,066
You can lock up after
you've put that thing away.
385
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,904
Can I get some back up here?
Teamwork?
386
00:21:39,437 --> 00:21:42,905
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