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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:02,918 [eerie music] 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,840 (male narrator) THERE IS A FIFTH DIMENSION 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,300 BEYOND THAT WHICH IS KNOWN TO MAN. 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,345 IT IS A DIMENSION AS VAST AS SPACE 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,973 AND AS TIMELESS AS INFINITY. 6 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:20,019 IT IS THE MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN LIGHT AND SHADOW 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,354 BETWEEN SCIENCE AND SUPERSTITION 8 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,607 AND IT LIES BETWEEN THE PIT OF MAN'S FEARS, 9 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,360 AND THE SUMMIT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE. 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,196 THIS IS THE DIMENSION OF IMAGINATION. 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,450 IT IS AN AREA WHICH WE CALL THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 12 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,791 [coin clinks] 13 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,293 [someone dials a phone] 14 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,462 [sighs] 15 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,634 [busy signal] 16 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,639 TELEPHON E--YOU HAVE A TELEPHON E? 17 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,475 THANK YOU. 18 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,518 [dialing again] 19 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,482 [busy signal] 20 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,192 OH, THIS IS MADN ESS. 21 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,486 IT'S IMPOSS I BLE TO MAKE A CALL IN NEW YORK. 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,071 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 23 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,031 THANK YOU. 24 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,324 THIS IS AN OUTRAG E! 25 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,409 HE'S MAKING ANOTHER CALL! 26 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,161 IT'S ONLY HIS F I FTH. 27 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,662 HE DOESN'T EVEN TALK. 28 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,164 HE JUST DIALS. 29 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,666 MAYBE HE'S GOT A DIALECT, HUH? 30 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,545 (male narrator) MR. ROGER SHACKLEFORTH-- 31 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,380 AGE, YOUTHFUL TWENTIES. 32 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,758 OCCUPATION, BEING IN LOVE. 33 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,761 NOT JUST IN LOVE, BUT MADLY, PASSIONATELY 34 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,847 ILLOGICALLY, M ISERABLY, ALL-CONSUM INGLY IN LOVE 35 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,724 WITH A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED LEILA 36 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,851 WHO HAS A VAGUE RECOLLECTION OF HIS FACE 37 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,938 AND EVEN LESS THAN A PASSING INTEREST. 38 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,689 IN A MOMENT YOU'LL SEE A SWITCH, 39 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,399 BECAUSE MR. ROGER SHACKLEFORTH 40 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,318 THE YOUNG GENTLEMAN SO MUCH IN LOVE 41 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:54,446 WILL TAKE A SHORT, BUT VERY MEANINGFUL JOURNEY 42 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,989 INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 43 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,707 [busy signaI] 44 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,126 OH, I S IMPLY CAN'T STAND THIS! 45 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,961 I MUST GET IN THERE NEXT. 46 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,379 I WILL BUY YOUR PLACE. A DOLLAR. 47 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,880 OH! SOLD. 48 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,215 THANK YOU. 49 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,592 S I R. A DOLLAR FOR YOUR PLACE. 50 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,094 THANK YOU. 51 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,929 MADAM E. A DOLLAR FOR YOUR PLACE. 52 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,723 WHY SHOU LD FIRST PLACE BE THE SAM E AS THE THIRD? 53 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,100 TWO DOLLARS. 54 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,811 TWO DOLLARS? VERY GOOD. 55 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:28,147 THERE YOU ARE. THANK YOU. 56 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,152 [phone rings] 57 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,448 HELLO. 58 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,160 HELLO, LE I LA DARLING, IT'S ROG ER. 59 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,579 OH. 60 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:47,833 HELLO, ROG ER. [sigh] 61 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,042 WHAT IS IT? 62 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,502 MAY I COME TO SEE YOU? 63 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,005 U H, NO, NO, I CAN'T. 64 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,756 I COULDN'T BEAR TO SEE ANYBODY. 65 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,175 I'M A MESS. 66 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,427 OH, YOU COULD N EVER BE A MESS. 67 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,262 LISTEN, DARLING, I HAVE TO SEE YOU. 68 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,849 ROG ER, IT'S IMPOSS I BLE. 69 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,435 I MUST SEE YOU, DARLING, M UST! 70 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,646 FU RIOUSLY, F I ERCELY M UST! 71 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,064 [whispers] I LOVE YOU. 72 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,817 ROG ER, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS. 73 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,944 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY. 74 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,280 I CAN'T SEE YOU NOW, AND THAT'S THAT. 75 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,698 WELL, THEN, TALK TO ME. 76 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,533 SAY SOMETHING, SAY ANYTHING! 77 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:27,039 SAY SOMETHING? 78 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:30,542 ALL RIGHT, ROG ER, I'LL SAY SOMETHING. 79 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:34,671 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING J U M P AT THE MOON? 80 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,220 THERE NOW, YOU'VE F IN ISH ED, HAVEN'T YOU? 81 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,554 NO, SHE H U NG U P ON ME. 82 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,972 I'VE GOT TO CALL HER BACK. 83 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,307 NO, I HAVE AN EM ERG ENCY. 84 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,642 WELL, SO HAVE I. 85 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:47,976 IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD TO CALL. 86 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,353 I U N DERSTAND YOUR PROBLEM. 87 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,979 I HEARD IT TH ROUG H THE DOOR. 88 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,814 HERE'S THE WAY TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM. 89 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,651 LOOK, GO AND SEE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW. 90 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:57,486 BELIEVE ME, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. 91 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,779 THAT MAN WILL H ELP YOU. 92 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,280 NO-- 93 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,740 NO, EXCUSE ME. GO AND SEE HIM NOW 94 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,825 AND YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED. 95 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,661 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 96 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,162 IT'S AN EM ERG ENCY! 97 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,790 [slams door] 98 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,463 [loud bell rings] 99 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,210 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 100 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,129 STOP SKU LKING AROUND! 101 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,547 I--I WASN'T SKU LKING. 102 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,132 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW I F, UH-- 103 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,634 COM MON ENOUGH DISEASE, NOT KNOWING I F. 104 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:08,098 S IT DOWN ON THAT P I LE OF BOOKS THERE. 105 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,224 DO I KNOW YOU? 106 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,976 NO, S I R. 107 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,978 AS A MATTER OF FACT-- 108 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,731 THEN YOU HAVEN'T COME FOR A BOTTLE OF THE GLOVE CLEAN ER? 109 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,150 G LOVE CLEAN ER? 110 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,484 NO. 111 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,819 AS A MATTER OF FACT-- 112 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,072 WELL, PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. 113 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,240 AS A MATTER OF FACT... 114 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,408 YOU KEEP SAYING THAT! 115 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,993 COME TO THE PO I NT! 116 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,995 I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAME AT ALL. 117 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,788 YOU SEE, A MAN GAVE ME YOUR CARD, A STRANGER. 118 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,125 OH, YES, SATISF I ED FORM ER CUSTOM ER, MOST LIKELY. 119 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,668 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAM E. 120 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,170 I WAS S ITTING THERE-- 121 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,921 OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAME! 122 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,423 YOU WANT WHAT I'VE GOT! 123 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,216 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 124 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:47,971 O I NTM ENTS, SALVES, POWDERS, SOVERE IG N REM EDI ES, 125 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,515 N ECTARS, LOTUS BLOSSOMS, TOXI NS, TON ICS, 126 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,685 ANTI-TOXI NS, DECOCTIONS, CONCOCTIONS AND POTIONS-- 127 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,354 ALL GUARANTEED. 128 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,814 OH. 129 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,941 I DON'T NEED ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 130 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,818 WELL, YOU M UST, YOU'RE HERE. 131 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,154 YES, BUT I DON'T NEED ANY MEDICIN E. 132 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,906 YOU CERTAIN LY NEED SOMETHING. 133 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,783 YOU LOOK FEVERISH. 134 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:12,037 OH, WELL, IT'S SORT OF... YOU KNOW... 135 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:14,122 NOTHING. 136 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,957 "NOTHING" I DON'T SU PPLY. 137 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,626 "SOMETHING" IS MY SPECIALTY. 138 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,544 "ANYTHING" IS WHAT YOU CAN GET HERE. 139 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:26,009 YOU'RE AM B ITIOUS, IS THAT IT? 140 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,470 YOU WANT SUCCESS, MONEY, ADM I RERS, 141 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,763 THE WORLD AT YOUR FEET. 142 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,056 NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. 143 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,517 POWER! YOU WANT POWER. 144 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,185 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 145 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,729 ALL I WANT IS LE I LA. 146 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:38,897 LE I LA? 147 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,315 YES, IF I HAVE LE I LA 148 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,567 I CAN DO ALL THE REST MYSELF. 149 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,277 LE I LA. 150 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,529 I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN. 151 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,155 ALL HE WANTS IS LE I LA. 152 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,074 I OFFER HIM PRACTICALLY ANYTHING 153 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,492 AND ALL HE WANTS IS LE I LA. 154 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,993 AND I GU ESS THERE'S NOTHING 155 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,703 YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT! 156 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,497 THAT'S THE S IMPLEST OF ALL-- 157 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,250 THE ELEM ENTARY PARLOR TRICK OF MY SCI ENCE. 158 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,543 YOU DISAPPO I NT ME. 159 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,087 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 160 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,672 YOU SEE, I'M IN LOVE 161 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,257 WITH SOMEBODY NAM ED LE I LA 162 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,759 BUT SHE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH ME, AND... 163 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,845 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS. 164 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,889 I DO. I CAN ARRANG E IT SO SHE'LL LOVE YOU. 165 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,683 HOW? 166 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,893 I PROMISE YOU 167 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,937 SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE. 168 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,231 WHEN SHE ISN'T TELLING YOU SHE LOVES YOU, 169 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,900 SHE'LL BE GAZING AT YOU LOVING LY. 170 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,902 SHE WON'T EVEN EAT BEFORE YOU DO 171 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,446 AND NOTHING WILL BE TOO MUCH 172 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,072 FOR YOU TO ASK OF H ER. 173 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,199 SHE'LL WORSH I P YOU, SHE'LL BEG FOR KISSES 174 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,118 AND WEEP FOR JOY AT YOUR TOUCH. 175 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,744 AND IF IN PASSING TIME 176 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,872 YOU SHOU LD PERHAPS LOOK AT ANOTHER GIRL 177 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,458 OR EVEN DO A LITTLE MORE THAN LOOK 178 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,043 SHE'LL FEEL H U RT, BUT SHE'LL FORGIVE YOU 179 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,962 AND LOVE YOU JUST THE SAM E. 180 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,298 FRANKLY, YOU'D GET THE SAME SHAKE 181 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,632 FROM A COCKER SPAN I EL. 182 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,259 BUT THAT'S WON DERFU L! 183 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,552 THAT'S ALL IN THE WORLD I WANT-- 184 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,387 MY LE I LA'S LOVE. 185 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,139 HIS LE I LA'S LOVE. 186 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,224 IF IT ISN'T HIS LE I LA'S LOVE 187 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,726 IT'S HIS DOROTHY'S LOVE, 188 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:01,813 HIS RH EA'S LOVE, OR HIS GWEN'S LOVE. 189 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,399 TELL ME, ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED 190 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,401 IN THE GLOVE CLEAN ER, AS I CALL IT? 191 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,944 THERE ARE MANY NAMES FOR IT 192 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:12,073 I NCLU DING "THE ERADICATOR." 193 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,575 BUT "G LOVE CLEAN ER" 194 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,495 IS A N ICE, NON DESCRI PTIVE TITLE. 195 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,580 CLEAN, COLORLESS, TASTELESS 196 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,165 U N I DENTIF IABLE AND SURE. 197 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,335 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GLOVE CLEAN ERS. 198 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,003 WHY NOT? 199 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,339 IT'S SURE, IT'S SWI FT, LEAVES NO TRACES. 200 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:30,008 IT'S PERFECT FOR ITS PU RPOSE. 201 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,427 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE MAKING ANY SENSE. 202 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,596 MY BOY, THAT'S ALL I MAKE. 203 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:38,433 WHICHIS WHY I'M SUCH A LON ELY MAN. 204 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,352 YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TRY 205 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,686 THE GLOVE CLEAN ER? 206 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,355 IT'S VERY EXPENS IVE. 207 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,106 PERHAPS YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT. 208 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,944 FOR I NSTANCE THIS LITTLE BOTTLE COSTS $1,000. 209 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,613 $1,000? ARE ALL YOUR PRICES LIKE THAT? 210 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,114 SOME ARE, SOME AREN'T. 211 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,574 YEAH, BUT THAT THING 212 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,284 THAT'S GON NA MAKE LE I LA LOVE ME. 213 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,537 OH, THAT. 214 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,872 THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR. 215 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,209 A DOLLAR? 216 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:07,003 LOVE POTIONS ARE MY CH EAPEST ITEM. 217 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,172 AND THEY'RE OVERPRICED AT THAT. 218 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,716 A DOLLAR FOR MY LE I LA'S LOVE? 219 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,885 IT WON'T H U RT H ER? 220 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,846 IF ANYBODY GETS H U RT, IT'LL BE YOU. 221 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:21,851 BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BELIEVE ME. 222 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,645 PUT IT IN ANYTHING-- 223 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,273 HER DRINK, J U ICE, SOU P, COFFEE, WATER, ANYTHING. 224 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,692 YOU'LL GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY YOU WANT. 225 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,361 WELL, I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THIS BUT I'LL TRY IT. 226 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,071 WHY, I'LL TRY ANYTHING. 227 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,698 THANKS, PROFESSOR. 228 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,491 YOU KNOW, IF THIS WORKS, I'LL BE-- 229 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,995 (both) THE HAPP I EST MAN IN THE WORLD. 230 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,248 [doorbell buzzes] 231 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,257 HELLO, LE I LA. 232 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,677 ROG ER, I TOLD YOU I WAS BUSY TONIGHT. 233 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,096 WELL, JUST A MINUTE, JUST A LITTLE MINUTE. 234 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,932 FLOWERS, SEE? 235 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,018 THAT'S VERY N ICE, ROG ER, THANK YOU. 236 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,477 NOW IF YOU'LL JUST RU N ALONG. 237 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,021 I COULDN'T HAVE LASTED THE EVENING 238 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,772 WITHOUT SEEING YOU, LE I LA. 239 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,066 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOVE SOMEBODY 240 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,861 TO LOVE ANYBODY SO MUCH AND SO DESPERATELY. 241 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,864 LOOK, CHAM PAG N E-- 242 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,365 JUST ENOUGH FOR TWO GLASSES. 243 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,700 THAT'S NOT ASKING MUCH. 244 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,076 JUST SPARE ME FIVE MINUTES 245 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,620 AND HAVE ONE DRINK WITH ME. 246 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,457 ROG ER, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A CLOD-- 247 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,752 A SILLY, STU P I D, SOPHOMORIC CLOD. 248 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,754 I LOVE YOU. 249 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,506 STOP SAYING THAT. I-- 250 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,138 ALL RIGHT. 251 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,223 ONE DRINK. 252 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:45,435 FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN YOU GO. 253 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,234 I'VE GOT TO PUT ON MY DRESS. 254 00:10:57,239 --> 00:11:00,492 IT'S LIKE... 255 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,077 IT'S LIKE M I LLEN N I U M. 256 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,236 WELL, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 257 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,797 WELL, YOUR TIME'S UP. 258 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,298 THANK YOU VERY MUCH 259 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,051 FOR THE FLOWERS AND THE CHAM PAG N E. 260 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,971 NOW, GOODBYE, ROG ER. 261 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,311 EXCELLENT CHAM PAG N E, WASN'T IT? 262 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,063 IT'LL PASS. 263 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,065 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR? 264 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,986 WELL, PERHAPS IT'S MY LAST LOOK. 265 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:22,407 ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE HAD IT. 266 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,325 ONE LAST LITTLE KISS? 267 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,996 ROG ER, PLEASE, LET'S NOT PROLONG THIS ANY LONG ER. 268 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,497 I HAVEN'T THE TIME. 269 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,582 NOW PLEASE GO. 270 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,251 NOW! 271 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,754 I DON'T LOVE YOU. 272 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,881 I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. 273 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,883 I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU AT THE MOM ENT. 274 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,843 NOW PLEASE GO! 275 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:50,059 OH! 276 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,519 HERE. 277 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,901 THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. 278 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,069 AND THAT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH. 279 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,367 ROG ER... 280 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:10,789 WAIT A MINUTE. 281 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,750 PERHAPS I AM BEING CRU EL. 282 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,544 I DON'T MEAN TO BE. 283 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,256 I KNOW. 284 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,382 ROG ER! 285 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:31,142 LET ME--MAKE IT A LITTLE N ICER. 286 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,948 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 287 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,616 WHAT DIFFERENCE? 288 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,243 COME HERE, BABY. 289 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,702 [shrieks] 290 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,472 LE I LA, COULDN'T YOU PLEASE S IT IN A CHAIR? 291 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,517 OH, YES, MY DARLING H USBAN D. 292 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,103 OH, I'M SORRY IF IT BOTH ERS YOU, 293 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:19,941 IT'S JUST THAT I LOVE TO KN EEL AT YOUR FEET. 294 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,442 WELL, KN EEL IN A CHAIR. 295 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,654 OKAY. 296 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,197 WHICH CHAIR, DARLING? 297 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,450 U H, ANY CHAIR, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 298 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,039 DARLING, DO YOU WANT YOUR SLI PPERS NOW? 299 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,126 NO, THEY MAKE MY FEET HOT. 300 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,003 OH, WELL, IF YOUR FEET ARE HOT NOW 301 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,338 I COULD SOAK MY HAN DS INICE WATER 302 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,631 AND THEN CARESS THEM. 303 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,968 NO, NO, MY FEET ARE F IN E. 304 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,971 ALL RIGHT. 305 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:54,225 DARLING, DON'T YOU WANT TO SMOKE YOUR P I PE? 306 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,394 NO, IT B ITES MY TONG U E. 307 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,646 IT'S NOT BROKEN IN VERY WELL. 308 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,231 OH, WELL, I'D BE HAPPY 309 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,150 TO BREAK IT IN FOR YOU. 310 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,985 I COULD SMOKE IT ALL DAY WHILE YOU'RE AT THE OFF ICE 311 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,528 AND THEN WH EN YOU CAME HOM E-- 312 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:09,991 THANKS, LE I LA, BUT NO THANKS. 313 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,701 YOU'RE WELCOM E. 314 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,419 OH, DARLING-- 315 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,338 OH, DARLING, I'M SORRY. 316 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,923 I'LL GET A CIGARETTE FOR YOU 317 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,257 IN JUST A MINUTE. 318 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,760 JUST ONE MINUTE. 319 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,261 THERE. 320 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,888 I SHOU LD HAVE PUT CIGARETTES 321 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,515 IN THAT BOX BY YOUR CHAIR. 322 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:40,063 HERE. 323 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,272 THERE WE GO. 324 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:45,526 THANK YOU. 325 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,946 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO RU B YOUR BACK, DARLING? 326 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,948 YOU JUST F IN ISH ED RU BBING MY BACK. 327 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,451 I KNOW, BUT I ADORE TOUCHING YOU 328 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,912 AND I'D BE GLAD TO RU BIT AGAIN. 329 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,830 NO, THANKS, LE I LA. 330 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,221 AM I DISTU RBING YOUR READING? 331 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:17,266 NO, NO. 332 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,893 DID I DISTU RB YOU BY ASKING YOU 333 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,311 IF I WAS DISTU RBING YOU? 334 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,688 [impatientIy] NO. 335 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,316 NO, NO, DEAREST, NOT AT ALL. 336 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,610 OH, ROG ER. 337 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,446 I LOVE YOU, ROG ER. 338 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,824 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE YOU. 339 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,911 YOU'RE JUST PERFECT. 340 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,456 I LOVE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU." 341 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,167 I LOVE TO LOVE YOU. 342 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,503 LE I LA, I'VE GOT TO GO OUT. 343 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,839 OUT. I'VE GOT AN APPO I NTM ENT. 344 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,675 I ALMOST FORGOT. 345 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,636 DARLING... WILL YOU BE LONG? 346 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,513 I DON'T KNOW. I MAY BE LATE. 347 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,015 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO, TOO? 348 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,975 NO! NO, I WON'T BE LATE. 349 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,686 WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE AND H UG MY JACKET OR SOMETHING? 350 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,730 IS ANYTHING WRONG, ROG ER, DARLING? 351 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,441 NO, DEAREST, I'VE GOT AN APPO I NTM ENT. 352 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,775 WHILE YOU'RE GON E, 353 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,068 MY LOVE WILL GROW AND GROW 354 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,278 AND WHEN YOU GET BACK... 355 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,404 [laughs nervously] 356 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,636 U H... 357 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,140 HI, THERE, PROFESSOR. 358 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,477 AH, YES, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 359 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,145 YOU HAVE? 360 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,813 YES, I RATHER THOUGHT 361 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,732 YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR HOW THINGS TURN ED OUT. 362 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:53,362 I KNOW HOW THINGS TURN ED OUT. 363 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,573 THAT POTION SURE WORKS. 364 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,825 I KNOW, I KNOW. 365 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,330 HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU? 366 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:06,667 THINGS HAVEN'T CHANG ED WITH ME IN YEARS. 367 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,170 PRETTY UG LY S ITUATION WE'VE GOT... 368 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,173 WITH CH I NA, DON'T YOU THINK? 369 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,592 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, EITHER. 370 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,011 ME? OH, I'M F IN E, F IN E. 371 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,930 I JUST DROPPED AROUND TO TELL YOU 372 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,723 THAT THINGS ARE F IN E. 373 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:26,771 I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 374 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,691 AH, GLOVE CLEAN ER, HUH? 375 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,777 SAY, DO YOU SELL MUCH OF THAT STUFF? 376 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,570 NOW AND AGAIN. 377 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,531 BY THE WAY, WHAT'S IN IT? 378 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,533 NO TRACE, NO ODOR, NO TASTE. 379 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,535 NO WAY TO DETECT ITS PRESENCE. 380 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,661 AND IT'S SURE. 381 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,877 $1,000. 382 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,130 THAT'S WHAT YOU CAME FOR, ISN'T IT? 383 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,466 ME? NO, NOT AT ALL. 384 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,218 PAIN LESS? 385 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,886 IT'S PERFECT FOR ITS PU RPOSE. 386 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,889 THE ONLY THING OF ITS KIND IN THE WORLD. 387 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,391 I NTERESTING. 388 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,767 SHE LOVES YOU AS I SAID SHE WOULD, 389 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,227 DOESN'T SH E? 390 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,645 A CONSTANT LOVE. AND NOTHING YOU 391 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,897 CAN DO TO H ER WILL CHANG E IT. 392 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,649 SHE WORSH I PS AND ADORES YOU 393 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,401 AND HANGS ON YOUR EVERY WORD. 394 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,569 YES, YES, SHE DOES. 395 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,154 $1,000. 396 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,239 I AM GOING OUT OF MY EVERLOVING MIND. 397 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,657 I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! 398 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,409 NATU RALLY. 399 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,745 ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE CAN QU I ET IT DOWN? 400 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,789 NO. 401 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,416 ISN'T THERE SOME POTION THAT'LL TRANSFER SOME OF THIS LOVE 402 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,334 TO SOMEONE ELSE? LIKE A COCKER SPAN I EL? 403 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,795 NOT A CHANCE. SHE'S YOURS. 404 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,256 SHE'S SO NICE TO ME. SHE'S SO VERY GOOD. 405 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,716 I KNOW. 406 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,676 THE GLOVE CLEAN ER IS THE ONLY WAY. 407 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,095 WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT. 408 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:51,522 U H, THERE M UST BE ANOTHER WAY. 409 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,691 THIS IS THE WAY. 410 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,610 THE ONLY WAY. 411 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,028 $1,000. 412 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,487 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 413 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,114 ALL THE TIME-- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. 414 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,201 I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 415 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,744 HOW DO YOU THINK 416 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:09,040 I CAME TO I NVENT THE GLOVE CLEAN ER? 417 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,292 BUT THAT'S ALL MY SAVINGS! 418 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,546 I KNOW. IT'S ALWAYS THAT WAY. 419 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,715 NO TRACE, NO ODOR, NO TASTE. 420 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:22,053 NO WAY TO DETECT. 421 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:27,516 ALL RIGHT. 422 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,894 AH, ALL MADE OUT, EH? 423 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,854 ONE THING IMUST CAUTION YOU ABOUT. 424 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,148 YOU MUST USE IT IMMEDIATELY, HEAR ME? 425 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,484 AND YOU M UST USE IT ALL. 426 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,361 WHY, WILL IT SPO I L? 427 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,904 NO, BUT YOU WI LL. 428 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,531 ONCE YOU DELAY, YOU'RE LOST. 429 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,742 IF YOU FAI L THE FIRST TIME YOU TRY TO USE IT 430 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,162 YOU'LL NEVER HAVE COU RAG E TO USE IT AGAIN. NEVER. 431 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,664 GOODBYE, PROFESSOR. 432 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,790 FAREWELL. 433 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,256 ALWAYS THE SAME WAY. 434 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,259 FIRST THE STI M U LANT... 435 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,511 THEN THE CHASER. 436 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,435 MY DARLING! 437 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,187 WOO! PARTY. 438 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,856 I THOUGHT WE OUGHT TO HAVE A PARTY. 439 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,818 AFTER ALL, IT ISN'T EVERYBODY THAT'S BEEN MARRI ED 440 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,278 SIX MONTHS LIKE THIS. 441 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,113 DARLING, WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE. 442 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,448 WHEN YOU WENT OUT YOU SAID YOU MIGHT BE LATE, 443 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,368 AND I NSTEAD YOU COME BACK WITH CHAM PAG N E AND FLOWERS! 444 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,746 G LASSES. CAN'T HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT GLASSES. 445 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,540 IT'S JUST LIKE THE FIRST TIME. 446 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,959 ONLY THIS TIME YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEG TO STAY. 447 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,503 YEAH, LATER. LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU S IT OVER THERE 448 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,547 AND I'LL BRING IT TO YOU. OVER THERE. 449 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:40,631 ALRIGHT. 450 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,972 OH, DARLING, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE CAN DLELIGHT? 451 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,599 IT'S SO ROMANTIC. LET'S HAVE CAN DLELIGHT, HUH? 452 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,020 SURE. SURE. CAN DLELIGHT, SH MAN DLELIGHT, ANYTHING. 453 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:04,864 OH, DARLING, IT'S SO WON DERFU L BEING MARRI ED TO YOU. 454 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,283 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO COMPLETELY HAPPY 455 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,577 IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 456 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,413 I'VE LIVED JUST TO LOVE YOU. 457 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,372 ONLY YOU. 458 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,124 THAT'S N ICE. 459 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,587 SWEETEST, HOW DID YOU HAPPEN 460 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,339 TO THINK OF THE CHAM PAG N E? 461 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,882 IT JUST CAM E TO ME. 462 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,968 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 463 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,636 YOU BROUGHT ME CHAM PAG N E-- 464 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,097 HOW YOU LOOKED. 465 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,683 YOUR EYES WERE F I LLED WITH LOVE. 466 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,186 AND YOU WATCH ED ME DRINK, AND SO SADLY 467 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,271 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 468 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,774 OUR LAST DRINK, REMEMBER? 469 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,359 I REMEMBER. 470 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,031 LOVER, LOVER, MARSH MALLOW, COME HERE. 471 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,867 COME S IT NEXT TO YOUR LE I LA. COME ON. 472 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:50,951 OH! 473 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,496 THERE YOU GO. 474 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,459 OH! 475 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,545 BABY BU N NY. 476 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,674 I'VE GOT N EWS FOR YOU, SWEET LITTLE RABB IT. 477 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,510 RABB IT. 478 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,053 OH! 479 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:12,390 OH, DARLING, WE WON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 480 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,184 WE DON'T NEED CHAM PAG N E. 481 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,061 WE'VE GOT EACH OTH ER. 482 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:19,146 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 483 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,065 I COULDN'T HAVE GONE TH ROUG H WITH IT. 484 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,983 I COULD NEVER HAVE GONE TH ROUG H WITH IT. 485 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,069 JUST THINK OF IT, DARLING. 486 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,988 THIS IS ONLY THE BEG IN NING. 487 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:31,075 WE'LL BE LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 488 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,743 WON'T WE? 489 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,995 THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 490 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,001 (male narrator) MR. ROGER SHACKLEFORTH, 491 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,045 WHO HAS DISCOVERED AT THIS LATE DATE 492 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,507 THAT LOVE CAN BE AS STICKY AS A VAT OF MOLASSES, 493 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,427 AS UNPALATABLE AS A HUNK OF SPOILED YEAST, 494 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,096 AND AS ALL-CONSUM ING AS A SIX-ALARM FIRE 495 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,473 IN A BAMBOO AND CANVAS TENT. 496 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,275 CASE HISTORY OF A LOVER BOY 497 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,403 WHO SHOULD NEVER HAVE ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 498 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:16,203 (male announcer) ROD SERLING, THE CREATOR OF TWILIGHT ZONE, 499 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,038 WILL TELL YOU ABOUT NEXT WEEK'S STORY 500 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,374 AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR ALTERNATE SPONSOR. 501 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,044 AND NOW, MR. SERLING. 502 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,088 NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL STAND IN THIS ALLEY 503 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,965 AT THE SHOU LDER OF JACK KLUG MAN, 504 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,217 WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF A TRUMPET PLAYER 505 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,970 WHO HAS RU N OUT OF MUSIC AND RU N OUT OF DREAMS. 506 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:36,932 "PO IG NANT" IS THE BEST WORD FOR MR. KLUG MAN'S PERFORMANCE. 507 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,561 NEXT WEEK ON THE TWILIGHT ZONE, A PASSAGE FOR TRUMPET. 508 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,063 I THINK THEY'RE U N USUAL NOTES IN DEED. 509 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,024 WE HOPE YOU'LL BE LISTENING TO THEM. 510 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,442 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 511 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,237 [curtain music] 512 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,904 (male presenter, off) BE SURE TO SEE THE FUN-FILLED FAMILY LIFE 513 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:34,240 OF ONE OF AMERICA'S GREATEST ENTERTAINERS. 514 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,200 THE DAN NY THOMAS SHOW. 515 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,910 MONDAY NIGHTS OVER MOST OF THESE STATIONS. 516 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,510 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34984

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