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By the pricking
of my thumbs,
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something wicked
this way comes.
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[HORN HONKS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Sorry.
Every crook for himself.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[GRUNTS]
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THUG:
Help. Let me out.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Ha, ha, hey, Spidey.
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Back in black, huh?
I approve.
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[GRUNTING]
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Hey.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GAGGING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[
]
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Presume not
that I am the thing I was,
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for I have turned away
my former self.
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JOHN [GROANING]:
It's happening again.
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[GROANING]
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Stay calm, colonel.
Slow, deep breaths.
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Deep breaths.
That's all you got?
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Help him.
My boy's clothes
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are shrinking
right off him.
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A-actually,
he's getting bigger.
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Uh, not that
that helps either.
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I got ya,
Johnny.
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No, Pop, stay back.
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No wonder this lab goes
through funding so quickly.
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[SIGHS]
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It's okay, ugh.
Attack's over.
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And, hey, I taught
that wall a thing or two.
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Are you joking about this?
Too soon, huh?
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Ungh, this should help.
Ungh.
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Why don't you
try it on in my office?
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Uh, carefully.
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[
]
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What's happening to my son?
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He was exposed
to the alien life form
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on the hull
of his space shuttle.
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Colonel Jameson was infected
by the Symb-- Uh, the life form?
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Actually, he's infected
with microscopic spores
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that hitched a ride
on the life form.
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The way
gum sticks to a shoe.
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We've been tracking
his condition for months.
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Since entering
the colonel's system,
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the spores have
multiplied exponentially.
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Dr. Connors thinks they may
have originated on a high-mass,
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high-gravity world,
like-- Like Jupiter.
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I don't care
if they're from Jersey.
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If those "sporks"
aren't out of my son
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in 4.2 seconds, I'll--
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It's just
not that simple.
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My gene cleanser
had no effect.
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Neither did
extreme heat or cold.
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I've had limited success
destroying individual spores
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with electricity,
but in the meantime--
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[DOOR OPENS]
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JOHN:
I get to wear the fancy suit.
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I hear
it's all the rage on Jupiter.
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You look like a fool
superhero.
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The spores are chemically
altering your mass
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making you heavier,
stronger.
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This, uh, Jupiter-Suit
will slow you down,
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regulate your heartbeat
and help you function
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in Earth-normal gravity.
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Plus, the ladies love
a man in uniform.
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It's good to maintain
your sense of humor.
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Any personality changes
might imply
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the spores are chemically
altering your mind as well.
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FLASH:
Hey, Sha Shan.
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You didn't come
to my party.
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Heh, why would I?
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[STUTTERS]
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Oh, ho-ho!
You didn't understand.
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See,
I invited you as my date.
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D-don't you know
who I am?
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Only the best quarterback
M3 has ever seen.
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The reason the Mustangs
won State.
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The hero who threw the winning
pass at cost of life and limb--
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[GROANS]
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I know who you are, Flash.
We're in Bio together.
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Look, I've never seen you
throw a pass.
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But I've seen you set off
the sprinklers in the lab.
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Twice.
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Fine. Walk away.
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You think you're all that?
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I can date any girl I want
in this crummy school.
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Reputation, reputation,
reputation.
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Oh,
I have lost my reputation.
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I have lost
the immortal part of myself,
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and what remains
is bestial.
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[WHISTLES]
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Grrr.
I have to get to the paper,
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but I'll drop you
at home first.
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Y-you mind
if I tag along?
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I-I've got a paycheck
waiting at the Bugle .
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Sure, kid,
get in.
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We can split the fare.
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[SCREECHING]
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Sorry.
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Guess that's
the sound of me
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kissing a normal life
goodbye.
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Heh, been there,kissed that.
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Uh, maybe shutting a door on
normal can open a window on--
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What are you babbling about,
Parker? He's infected.
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It's not contagious.
Eyes front.
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PETER:
I-I'm just saying.
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He's been given
great power.
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Maybe
great responsi--
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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What?
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What?
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[LAUGHS]
What?
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Spider-Man's back in black
and on a crime spree.
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What?
JAMESON: I want everyone on it.
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Victim stories,
eyewitness accounts.
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Oh. And the headline:
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"Oh, What a Tangled Web
We Weave."
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Ungh! I have finally
got what I need
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to take
the web-head down.
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Hold the front page, Robbie.
I'll call you back.
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You can take
the Web-Head down.
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Uh, excuse me?
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Look at you, boy. You got
the costume. The powers.
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All you need is a hokey name.
Uh, Captain Mass.
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No, that's too hokey.
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Strong-Man.
Uh, that's too generic.
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Sky Colonel.
Colonel Jupiter. That's it.
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But, Pop, uh,
you hate superheroes.
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JAMESON:
When did I say that?
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PETER:
Every hour, on the hour?
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Oh, I hate
masked heroes.
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What are they
hiding anyway?
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But you're an astronaut.
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The world already
knows and loves you.
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You love him, right?
Ow.
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Johnny boy,
you can be the one
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to bring
Spider-Man to justice.
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But what if
Spidey's innocent?
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Don't confuse
the issue.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Oh, I can't believesomeone is posing as me,
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framing me again.
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Please be Chameleon.Please be Chameleon. Please...
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[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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Uh-oh.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Can you move? Can you unlock the door?
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[GROANS]
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You again?
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Ugh, not again.
See, I'm the real-- Whoa!
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[GRUNTS]
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Like looking
in a mirror, bro.
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The funhouse kind.
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Why strew'st thou sugar
on that bottled spider,
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whose deadly web
ensnareth thee about?
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Fool, fool.
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The day will come to curse
this venomous bunch-back'd toad.
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O villain, villain,
smiling cursed villain.
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That one might
smile and smile.
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And be a villain.
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Go villian.
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Whoo! Yeah!
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[CRASH]
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Bro, it's been too long.
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[LAUGHS]
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Whoa.
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Better call it in. Get help.
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Wait. I am help.
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Come on, Jameson, you--
You're not seriously thinking
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about leaping tall buildings
in a single bound?
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Colonel Jupiter away.
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So I'm a little confused.
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Do you wanna frame me
or squash me?
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You make it sound
so complicated.
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All we want is to destroy every
single aspect of your life.
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Is that so wrong?
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[BOTH GASP]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Help me.
Over here.
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Can I take
a pain check?
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I have actual
human beings to save.
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No go, bro.
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When we're done,
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the whole world
will hate you.
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Almost as much as
we do.
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Hi, uh-- I'm, uh,
Colonel Jupiter.
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I saw the fire,
thought I could help.
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Thank you, young man.
Glad I could help.
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WOMAN:
Help!
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This way.
Stay low. Come on.
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That's it. One at a time.
No ticket required.
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[SCREAMING]
Mom!
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[PANTING]
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Who are you?
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Colonel Jupiter, ma'am.
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BOY:
Mom!
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Happy to be of service.
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Is there anyone in here?
Get lost.
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I-- I'm afraid I can't do that,
Mr...
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Parrot.
Get lost. Get lost.
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Get lost.
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[RUMBLING]
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You good?
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Yeah. Enjoying the hero thing?
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah.
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You know, we should think about
making this a regular thing.
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Half as many Ock arms,
the Sinister Six
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divided into
the Manageable Threes.
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I could get used to--
OFFICER: There he is.
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Spider-Man made me crash.
The fire's his fault.
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And then what, I stopped
for a quick change of clothes?
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It-- It wasn't me.
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I'll help you explain it
to the police.
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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And answer
a few easy questions
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like "What's my name?"
No thanks.
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It'll be okay.
Don't fight me on this.
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[
]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Sorry, gotta swing. But let's do
the team thing again sometime.
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[GROWLS]
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[LIZ SNIFFS]
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LIZ:
Petey. Have you been smoking?
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Uh, wh-what? No. No.
I-I-I'd never smoke.
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[SNIFFS]
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I would, however,put my Spidey-Suit on
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without washing it first.
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Ugh, gross.
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[
]
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Say something please.
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I'll see you in class.
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Sweet.
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[SNIFFS]
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Do you smell
barbecue?
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[GRUNTS]
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Sha Shan Nguyen.
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She's, like, totally immune
to the Flash.
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'Cause she's got a brain?
255
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,035
Exactly.
So you're gonna tell me
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how to make her
go out with me.
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Me? Why me?
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Because A, somehow you got
Gwen and Liz
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to like your scrawny butt.
260
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And two,
if you tell anyone,
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you'll spend the rest of junior
year stuffed in that locker.
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Uh, I-I-I guess you could try
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taking an interest
in the things she likes.
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Drama, huh?
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00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,529
Heh, how hard could it be?
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Doubt thou the stars are fire.
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Doubt that the sun doth move.
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Doubt truth to be a liar.
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But never doubt I love.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Such spirit. Such passion.
272
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,586
Now that's the kind of audition
I like to see.
273
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[DEVEREAUX LAUGHS]
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Thank you, my dear.
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The cast list
will be posted tomorrow.
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Next.
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QB1 is ready
for his tryout.
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Ugh, you'll have
to wait your turn.
279
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Doesn't anybody know who I am?
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ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]:
The strange web of crimecontinues
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as Spider-Mandefaced City Hall--
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If Spidey wasn't responsible,
then why did he run?
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00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:46,050
You're making a big mistake,
Web-Head.
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[LAUGHS]
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JAMESON:
Stacy, you have one second
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00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,269
to explain why Spider-Menace
isn't behind bars.
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00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,338
Pleasure
to see you too, Jonah.
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00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,839
Maybe I can help.
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00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,675
You heard about this
Colonel Jupiter?
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00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,410
You mean your son?
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00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,846
That's beside the point.
What's the point? Here.
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He single-handedly
rescued a billion people
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from a fire
covering 90 city blocks.
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00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:23,754
Deputize him, and he'll have
the Web-Head on a chain gang
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00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,222
in 5.1 seconds.
296
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,324
But which Web-Head, Jonah?
297
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,159
This is a recent security tape.
298
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,595
And this is older footage.
299
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:35,032
Look, the fighting style,
the suit, the build,
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00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,233
they're all different.
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00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,668
The camera adds 10 pounds.
302
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,371
That bug's still
terrorizing our city.
303
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,473
This isn't the first time
the Bugle got it wrong
304
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,742
when a copycat dressed up
as the web-slinger.
305
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,577
Now, you really wanna
embarrass yourself
306
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,179
and your paper again?
307
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,181
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,383
John?
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00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,552
You were right about Spider-Man
all along, Pop.
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00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,919
But I'll crush him.
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00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,124
Well, uh, see,
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00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,494
the cops aren't 110 percent sure
the real Spidey's the problem.
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00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,463
For now, why don't you
save some cats,
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00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,364
kiss a couple of babies.
The city'll eat it up.
315
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,565
No!
316
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,702
Spider-Man's mine.
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00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,238
And I'm going to stop him
permanently.
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00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,507
JAMESON:
Johnny, Johnny,that's the sporks talking.
319
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,375
They're confusing your brain--
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00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:22,012
Colonel Jupiter
is not confused.
321
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:30,020
SPIDER-MAN:
Come on, Venom,where are you?
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00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,322
JOHN:
Spider-Man.
323
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:36,860
Hey, colonel.
I'm glad you're here.
324
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,395
I-I could use a little--
325
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,535
[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
326
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,379
O, it is excellent
to have a giant's strength.
327
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,682
But it is tyrannous
to use it like a giant.
328
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,123
Easy, colonel. I'm sorry about
that dustup after the fire--
329
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:11,361
Who are you kidding? You can't
trick me by switching costumes.
330
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:16,233
There aren't two bugs
in this city shooting webs.
331
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,268
Oh, believe me,
I've got my trademark lawyers
332
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,503
working on that-- Whoa!
333
00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:28,779
[GRUNTS]
334
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,129
The spores must have alteredhis brain chemistry.
335
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,433
[GRUNTING]
336
00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:03,013
[GRUNTS]
337
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,488
[SCREAMING]
338
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,162
SPIDER-MAN:
That's it. Doc Connors said
339
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,465
electricity only had limitedsuccess destroying the spores,
340
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,134
but maybe the problemwas limited electricity.
341
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,838
Just need to lure him to thenearest major source of juice.
342
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,408
Hey, Colonel Stupider.
343
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,544
Is it true you're getting denser
by the minute?
344
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,945
[GRUNTS]
345
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,982
[GRUNTS]
346
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,850
[PANTS]
347
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,419
Plan's working. Yay.
348
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,562
JOHN:
You can't run forever, Web-Head.
349
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,563
My least favorite part
of the plan.
350
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,204
Now you'll learn
the true meaning of power.
351
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,538
You want power?
352
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,507
Try two million volts.
353
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,076
[SCREAMS]
354
00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:20,323
[
]
355
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,831
I will be brief.
356
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,766
Your noble son is mad.
357
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:34,038
Mad call I it,
for to define true madness.
358
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,241
What is't to be
nothing else but mad?
359
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:40,577
This is
supposed to be English?
360
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,380
CURT:
The spores are completely out of your son's system.
361
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,449
He should eventually
be able to resume,
362
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,051
uh, a normal life.
363
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:52,823
Ugh, I miss the power.
364
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:56,626
I need it.
I have to get the power back.
365
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,428
Give me back the power.
366
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,964
Give it back. Ungh.
367
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,167
Must get the power.
Must get the power.
368
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,636
[MUMBLES]
369
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,003
...the power.
370
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,037
[SIGHS]
371
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:10,273
We'll give you
some time alone.
372
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:14,344
ELECTRO:
Don't know anyone named Max.
373
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:15,946
My name's Electro.
374
00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:19,916
Electro, I tell you.
375
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,551
Another one of yours?
376
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,928
DEVEREAUX:
All right, slowly, no pushing.
377
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,101
Oh, Glory, we're in.
Thank you, Shakespeare.
378
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,902
You too, Kenny.
Tight.
379
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,237
Harry, you got a lead.
380
00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,374
Congratula--
Yeah, thanks, just a sec.
381
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,310
Dad? Dad, I got the lead
in the play. Heh.
382
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,879
Plus, I have
a girlfriend now.
383
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,783
Uh, did--?
Did you just say
384
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,251
you're proud of me?
385
00:21:01,659 --> 00:21:03,226
I have to find Venom.
386
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:07,531
It's not safe for Gwenor anyone I care about.
387
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,065
I miss the colonel already.
388
00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:14,304
Petey. I'm in.
I made the cast.
389
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,607
Uh, wow. Th-that's great.
390
00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:24,681
Hey, you made it.
Cool.
391
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,917
Suppose this means we'll be
seeing a lot of each other.
392
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,318
That seems
unlikely.
393
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,054
Since you aren't
on the list.
394
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,422
What?
395
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,958
Obviously,
the director's incapable
396
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,694
of recognizing
our natural charisma.
397
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,700
I'm so stuffing
Parker in a locker.
398
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,570
JAMESON:
This is all Spider-Man's fault.
399
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,072
He destroyed my son.
400
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,442
If I ever get my hands
on that wall-crawler, I'll--
401
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,276
[ALL GASP]
402
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:56,179
You want the wall-crawler?
403
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,581
No.
Then here's a scoop.
404
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,450
Peter Parker
405
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,552
is Spider-Man.
406
00:22:06,424 --> 00:22:08,225
[
]
407
00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:12,825
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