All language subtitles for The Spectacular Spider Man s02e01 Blueprints.eng

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SPIDER-MAN:
Gwen kisses me, and I-I just stand there?

What's with that?
I mean,

I battle super-bads daily,

but I can't handle
a little kiss?

Even Black Cat
didn't induce paralysis.

Does that mean
that Gwen's the one?

I know Venom thought so, but--

VENOM:
Miss us?

Venom. But I--

Come on, bro, join us.

[GRUNTS]

You know you want to.

No.

No!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[EXHALES]

[

SPIDER-MAN:
So it was only a nightmare.

Uh, still...

looks like Eddie grabbed
everything

but his roommate and bailed.

So, bro, where are you?

[

Oh, perfect.

These long johns
keep the knees from knocking,

but they also make me look

like the spectacular
Spider-Mush.

That's what I get for designing
my Spidey-suit in the spring.

Fun in the sun,
not so much in the snow.

Now I'll have to buy a pair

of those expensive skintight
thermals.

Add that to my to-do list.

Okay so that's:

One, talk to Gwen.
Two, find Eddie.

Three, write Harry.

Four, buy thermals.

Oh, and five,
take care of Aunt May.

Aunt May,

you're supposed to be
recuperating

from a heart attack.

I can still make pancakes.

No, no, no.
I will do the cooking.

[

[CHUCKLES]

Oops.
Peter,

I'm not sure my heart can take
watching you cook.

PETER:
Okay, number one, talk to Gwen.

He's just
a little confused.

Um-- Hi.

Hi.

[BELL RINGS]

Well, class.
Yeah.

[

You know when you put
your tongue

on the side of the ship
and it sticks there?

I hate when I do that.

Just saying.
MAN: Hey, Stan.

Call ESU.

Let 'em know the hardware

for the new computer
department arrived.

MAN:
Behold.

I am Mysterio.

Here to save the world

from the evils of technology
corrupting the human spirit.

[

Are we being punked?
I hate that.

Silence, fool.

These hands possess all
the powers of the arcane arts.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

Hah! Such weak wills.

Your dependency on machines
has ravaged your spirits.

But I can save you.

Behold.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[MYSTERIO LAUGHS]

PROFESSOR:
The final will cover the interactions

of various biological systems.
And be prepared to define

the terms we've learned
this semester.

For example,
survival of the fittest,

natural selection--

[BELL RINGS]
All right, more review tomorrow.

But start studying tonight.

[

PETER:
This is ridiculous. Just talk to her.

Petey, this biology final's
gonna destroy my GPA.

I'll never pass
unless you tutor me again.

Please?
Uh--

Sure.
Petey, you rock.

[HORNS HONKING]

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING]

Behold.

Another purveyor
of the poisons of progress

that banish the old arts
from this world.

Hey, how about
we banish you?

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[

[ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

[SNAPS FINGERS]

SPIDER-MAN:
Wow, nice trick, bubble-brain.

And I bet
the cheesy magician act

really goes over big
with the tourists.

You dare call Mysterio
a magician?

Fool!

Mysterio is no illusionist
playing parlor tricks.

Mysterio is the master
of the arcane arts.

Seems to me
Mysterio is the master

of talking about himself
in the third person.

We shall see.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[GRUNTS]

[

[

Your will is strong, Spider-Man.

Should you turn your mind
to the spiritual,

you might one day make
a formidable foe.

But not today.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[

[GRUNTS]

You have one chance
to abandon your hateful cargo.

I'm thinking it's safer inside.

[WHIMPERS]

We'll make a believer
out of you yet.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

No.

SPIDER-MAN:
Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.

Okay, that woke me up.

[

[BOTH PANTING, SHIVERING]

[SNEEZES]

[PETER SNEEZING]

[SNIFFLES]

"Photo by Peter Parker."
Huh, very nice.

And just one
of your many talents.

[SNEEZES]

Oh. And I wish another talent
was keeping warm.

Maybe I can help.
Least I can do,

after all the tutelage.

[CHUCKLES, STAMMERS]

"Authorities recovered
the armored car

but the cargo
was washed out to sea."

Um, uh...

The Bugle blames
the whole mess on the Web-Head.

But how is Spider-Man supposed
to battle a real-life sorcerer?

Wait, that's subphylum
Chelicerata.

Oh, right, thanks.

A-And don't worry about
Spider-Man.

My dad books magicians
at his hotels all the time.

He used to take
my brother and I backstage

to see how the tricks were done.
It's all about misdirection.

You wind up paying attention
to one thing

when you should be paying
attention to another.

[

So spill, girlfriend.
What happened?

Uh-- Happened?

Please. You can't take your eyes
off him, but you two don't talk.

I kissed him.

[CHUCKLES]

That's great.
What did he--?

I don't know.

I ran away. And he hasn't
said a word to me since.

[SIRENS, TRAFFIC NOISES]

CURT:
Miles, I can't tell you

how pleased we are that Norman
convinced you to join us at ESU.

I'm truly looking forward
to working with you again.

Thanks, Curt.
Feeling's mutual.

Well, I'm just glad
my hotshot little brother's

back in New York.

Mother will be thrilled too.

So, Dr. Warren,

what changes can we expect
at the lab?

[CHOKES, CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, er--

Miles' past successes

have already attracted
much-needed grants,

as well as lucrative
private funding.

In fact,

with this new capital,
I was hoping to rehire

our lab assistant,
Eddie Brock,

but I've been unable
to reach him.

Hmm. I'm bringing in
my own person.

And I'm happy to share.

Plus, you have
your student interns.

How's Gwen working out?

Wonderfully.
Wish we had more like her.

Well, there is Peter Parker.

Ah, uh,

we had trust issues
with Peter.

I realize
you dismissed him,

but he's still
the brightest student I have.

I know Peter.

A friend of my son's.

I've always found him
very impressive.

All I care about is having
the best available minds

at our disposal.

Everyone deserves
a second chance.

[SIGHS]

Fine. Peter's reinstated.

Wonderful.
Here's to continued--

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Oscorp business.

[TRAFFIC NOISES]

Mr. Osborn's
on his way.

[

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

I summon the dark forces.

Show us your master plan
for this sullied world.

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLES]

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[LAUGHS]

Fools!

Your technology cannot harm
the Serpents of Elvem.

But don't touch
their poisonous skin.

[GROWLING]
[SPIDER-MAN SNEEZES]

Don't mind me. Just had to get
in out of the cold.

[SPIDER-MAN SNEEZES]

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

Gesundheit.
So, what did I miss?

Besides getting tagged by one
of your will-weakening spells?

Nothing.

I've saved the best
for last,

and for you.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[SCREECHING, CACKLING]

[

[

[SCREECHING, CACKLING]

[GRUNTS]

Hey! Ahh!
I'm cold enough.

I don't need ventilation.

Ahh!

Whoa!

Gotcha.

[

Oh, no!

That's some retirement plan.
[SQUEALING]

Let go.
Cut it out.

What a world!

[GROWLING]

[SNARLING, CACKLING]

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[

[GROANING, CHITTERING]

Embarrassing.

Oh, come on!

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING]

Want some of this?
Big bully.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
What do you know?

Guess Mysterio isn't quite
the technophobe

he claims to be.

Oh, pimples.

And Spidey strikes out the side.

Now to eject their manager.

[CACKLING]
Oh, no, you don't, girlfriend.

My work here is done.

Farewell, Spider-Man.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, no.
Bye-bye.

Couldn't let go first?

If I'm wrong about this,

at least I'll finally be warm.

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING, HUMMING]

[

And for my next trick...

A prop house.

Liz was right.

Old Mystie's nothing
but smoke and mirrors.

Misdirection.

Now for the man
behind the curtain.

[SNEEZES]

[COUGHING]

[MYSTERIO LAUGHS]

[MYSTERIO CHANTS ARCANE WORDS]

[HUMMING]

[MYSTERIO CHANTING]

Oh, enough with the Latin.
I know it's an act.

MYSTERIO:
Ah. But it's such a good act.

And Latin adds just the right

Mysterio-so touch.
[GRUNTS]

MYSTERIO:
For example:

[MYSTERIO CHANTING IN LATIN]

You're in for a world of hurt.

[GRUNTS]

[

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

Another illusion.

Projected on mist.

You're catching on.

But what is illusion?
And what is reality?

Around here, not much.

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

MYSTERIO:
So many threats to life and limb.

But which are real?

Only one way to find out.
Ignore what I see and hear.

And may the spider-sense
be with me.

[ROARS]

[WAILING]

[

You know, to the unblindfolded,

I'm sure this is all very
entertaining.

But effective? Not so much.

So how about we put the show biz
on hold and finish this?

MYSTERIO:
As you wish.

Didn't we just make it clear
your illusions won't work on me?

So we did.

[GRUNTING]

Hey!

[PIANO PLAYING WESTERN THEME]

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING]

Robots.

And to think
I used to like them as a kid.

[

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING]

Oh, come on,
what are you gonna do,

bite my kneecaps off?

Oh, wait, you can't.
No mouth.

Somebody doesn't wanna play.

[

Misdirection.

[CHANTING]

SPIDER-MAN:
Magic spell to sap my will?

Or maybe magic gas,
colorless, odorless,

to bring me to my knees?

Either way, I'll pass.

Oh, built-in remote controls.
Nice.

[POWERING DOWN]

I'm guessing
this one has a head.

So now you know it's me.

Right.
Um, who are you again?

You put me away.

Did I? Cool.

Don't pretend you've forgotten.

I was the Chameleon's
right-hand man.

Oh, right, on the boat.

You were-- You were
dressed as the crewman.

As the waiter.

You remember,
"Demitasse, Spider-Man?"

Sure, sure,
if you say so.

[SNEEZES]

Gesundheit.

PETER:
Okay, one, talk to Gwen. Nope.

Two, find Eddie. Nope.

Three, write Harry. Nope.

Four, buy thermals. Nope.

Five, take care of Aunt May.
Nope.

Aunt May, we talked about this.
Oh, Peter, don't start.

I'm hardly
overexerting myself.

I went to bed early
and had a good night's sleep.

[SNEEZES]

Bless you.
[SIGHS]

Seems I'm not the one

burning the candle
at both ends.

Oh, this came for you
yesterday.

A registered letter
from the Bugle.

Aunt May, it's an exclusive
freelance contract,

and an advance.

Robbie said
this was coming,

but I figured Jonah
would never unclench--

Peter, that's no way
to talk about--

I gotta tell Gwen.

Wow.

Of everyone I know, she's the
person I most want to tell.

That means something, right?
I'll call.

We'll meet for breakfast
and we'll talk about everything.

That sounds like a plan.

[PHONE RINGS]

Perhaps her ears
were burning.

Uh, no.

Mr. Osborn?

Peter. I have
some good news.

Curt and Martha Connors wanna
give you another chance at ESU.

PETER:
What? Really? Th-That's great.

You deserve it, Peter.

Your talents should be nurtured,
and I'd like to do my part.

I'd like to be your mentor.

I-- Uh--

I-I don't know what to say.

Except, "Sorry, Norm,
you give me the creeps."

NORM:
Then you accept?

I can't think
of a reason not to.

Excellent. We'll start today.

Come to Oscorp.
We'll have breakfast, talk.

PETER:
Um, breakfast? But I was going to--

Big things are happening
in your life, Peter.

Doesn't pay to waste time.

Okay.
I-I'll come right over.

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

[LAUGHS]

They're gone.
But you're a fool.

Why make your android
look just like you?

You could've made it
look like anyone.

And let anyone take credit
for the role of Mysterio?

Actors.

Master Planner?
It's Tinkerer.

Spider-Man and the cops
have come and gone.

They recovered nothing.

Everything you wanted Mysterio
to steal is still right here.

MASTER PLANNER:
Of course it is.

Everything proceeds

according to my master plan.

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