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Grover, I'm telling you, you
are gonna love camping.
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There's hiking, there's
a nature center,
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there's even a waterfall.
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I don't know, feels like you
guys are selling it pretty hard.
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Hey, guys, whats going on here?
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Were just getting our gear ready.
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The Johnsons are going camping.
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Permanently?
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I wish.
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Were just going for the weekend.
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Its Grovers first time.
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Wait, were doing this more than once?
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Buddy, it is gonna be fantastic.
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There is nothing like being outside,
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just you and the elements,
sleeping under the open sky.
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Yeah, that's exactly what
Crackhead Victor said
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when he tried to sell his house
to pay for... Well, you know.
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So I take it you guys
aren't big campers?
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Are you kidding? The
only camping he ever did
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was standing in line for tickets
to see Earth, Wind & Fire.
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I prefer the kind of elements
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- you can groove to.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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- Yeah.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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Wait a minute now, get it, baby.
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Get it. Hey.
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You should come with us.
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Everybody pitching in,
no distractions...
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Camping really brings
a family together.
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Dave, I got one grown
son who lives with us,
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and another who's over all the time.
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Trust me, togetherness
is not my problem.
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Well, you don't know
what you're missing.
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Yeah, I do. A roof.
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Hey. You guys were gone for a while.
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Yeah, that must've been a good walk.
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We only walked two blocks.
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Your father stopped to yell
at one kid for cursing,
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then cursed at another kid for yelling.
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So like you said, good walk.
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Get up.
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Move over.
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Man.
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You know what, baby, I think we
should take Dave and Gemma up
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on their offer and go camping.
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What? Your mom thinks we
should all go camping.
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- I'm in.
- Sounds like fun to me.
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Who asked you?
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I think it might be fun.
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You know my New Years Resolution
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was to try more white people stuff.
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Uh, you already made quinoa
and watched The Crown.
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Isn't that enough?
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Baby, we have not been
on a family vacation
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together in years.
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Yeah, and we've never been camping.
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- It always looks fun in the movies.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, until the axe murderer shows up.
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You know the black people are
always the first ones to die.
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Come on, Calvin.
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You and I could sneak off on
a hike, just the two of us,
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get in touch with nature.
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Oh, kind of like that flower bed
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after the Earth, Wind
& Fire concert, ah...
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You remember that.
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This is grosser than Moms quinoa.
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You should hear how they talk
when they think I'm not home.
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Oh, we know you at home.
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Smell that fresh air.
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Are we there yet?
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We've been hiking forever.
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Grover, we've... we've
walked a hundred yards.
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You can still see the car from here.
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Well, were here now. Lets set up camp.
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I have to pee. Wheres the bathroom?
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Ooh, son, get ready to
have your mind blown.
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Its wherever you want it to be.
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Cool.
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Whoa! Okay...
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Take it to the bushes, Quick Draw.
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I wonder when the Butlers
are gonna get here.
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Tina said they had to stop on
the way and pick up supplies.
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I cant wait. You know, I think
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Calvins really gonna like camping.
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And good for him for
being willing to get out
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of his comfort zone
and rough it with us.
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Hey, Johnsons! Let the
roughing it begin!
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This is so cool!
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Hey, Gemma.
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You want some sushi?
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We didn't have any fishing poles,
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so I figured wed just
skip to the good part.
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Ooh, look at that. Caught
a California roll.
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Oh, wow. Look at this place.
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Yeah, its beautiful, isn't it?
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Yeah, its quiet, its remote,
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its peaceful.
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Is what Dad said about that axe
murderer in your head, too?
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Totally.
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Hey, guys.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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What do you say, Dave?
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How do you like my tent?
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Gets 12 miles to the gallon.
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I cant believe you rented an RV.
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Rented?
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Man, I borrowed this
from my buddy Arthur.
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Yeah, hes been staying in it
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since he got caught
cheating on his wife.
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Lucky for him, she fell down the stairs
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and he had to move back
in to take care of her.
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How is that lucky for him?
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You're right. Lucky for me.
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Dad, I'm kind of hungry.
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Cool, great. Lets eat.
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Now, all we have to do is
collect a bunch of wood
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and kindling to start a fire.
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Once we get that going, well hike
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about a quarter mile down to the well,
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bring back some water, and boil it...
which, at this altitude,
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should take about 45
minutes to an hour.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Ooh, its a ton.
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But that's whats so
great about camping.
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Trust me, later tonight,
when you're eating a smore
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cooked over a fire that
you built yourself,
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it is gonna be the best
thing that you ever tasted.
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This smore is the best
thing I've ever tasted.
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How'd you make that so fast?
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Oh, there's a microwave in there.
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I could make you one.
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Can I?
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Well, its up to you, buddy.
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You can do it the easy
way, or you can...
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Bye.
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You know, Dave, you're
more than welcome.
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Were just about to watch Man vs.
Wild in there.
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Spoiler alert: man wins.
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Mmm.
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You know, its... its
kind of nice out here.
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Its peaceful and quiet.
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You can really hear yourself think.
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What are you thinking about?
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I'm thinking if this
camping thing goes well,
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the next white person thing I
might do is try mayonnaise.
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Trust me, its gonna go great.
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I've loved camping since
I was a little kid.
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Was it big out there in Kalamazoo?
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Oh, I'm not from Kalamazoo.
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I'm not some big town city slicker.
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I'm from Hickory Corners.
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Well, I'm from Compton, and you
cant stand on those corners.
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So whats it like there?
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Oh, just like every other small town.
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One stoplight, a Dairy
Queen up by the highway
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with a broken soft serve
and some guy named Billy
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who cant stay out of trouble.
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But his dads the sheriff, so
he gets away with murder.
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Mm. In my neighborhood,
that was Little D.
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His father was the sheriff?
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Yeah, lets go with that.
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? Paul Bunyan, Paul Bunyan ?
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? Lumberjack explorer of
the western plains... ?
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On the shores of Michigan,
his story begins...
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He has been singing this
song for ten minutes
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and this is where the story begins?
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Yeah, we out.
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Oh, yeah, thanks, guys. This was a lot.
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Well... A lot of what?
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Just a lot.
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Well, hold on, guys,
we haven't even gotten
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to ghost stories yet.
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Whoa, did he say ghost stories?
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He sure did.
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Legend has it that this campsite
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was built on the cursed remains
of a Native American graveyard.
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- Mama!
- Nope.
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Well, looks like its just the Johnsons.
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Actually, I have to use the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go pee off
that giant cliff again.
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W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey.
Lets just go in the RV.
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What? No, don't go in the RV.
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I don't want him falling off a cliff.
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Well, hell be fine.
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There's a river at the bottom of it.
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This is gonna taste so much
better than from a microwave.
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Ooh. Ooh, baby.
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All right... whoa.
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Oh... hot! Hot! Hot!
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Hot!
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Still better.
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? Get down, get down,
get down, get down... ?
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Arthur may be a cheating
dog of a husband,
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but he sure knows how
to trick out an RV!
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Hey!
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Get it, baby, get it, baby.
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Ah, got that...
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Hey.
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You've been gone a half hour.
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I thought you were just taking
Grover to the bathroom.
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I was, but then they
started playing music
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and Marty challenged
me to a dance battle,
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so... I had to represent.
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This isn't what I wanted
this weekend to be like.
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This RV defeats the entire
purpose of being out here.
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Isn't the entire purpose
of being out here
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to get closer to each
other and have fun?
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I guess, I just... were
supposed to be roughing it,
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not living in a mansion on wheels.
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Whoa.
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Did I do that?
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Oh, my God,
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- that smell!
- Oh, somebody punch me in the nose!
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What-what happened?
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The sink started erupting and
then everything went black.
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Yeah, we must've overloaded the power,
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and it caused the septic pump to blow.
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Well, who would've known
borrowing a used RV
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from an unemployed
divorc� was a bad idea?
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Hey, well, if we cant go back in there,
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where are we supposed to sleep?
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I've been waiting for you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, man.
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Well, that was a cozy night.
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Uh, baby, you got something
stuck to your forehead.
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Oh!
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Sorry, uh, its my mouthguard.
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I'm a grinder.
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That was your teeth?
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I thought it was an axe
murderer circling our tent.
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Is that why you had
your arms around me?
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I didn't have my arms around you.
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Sorry, uh, thought you were Gemma.
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Well, I don't know about anyone else,
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but I need a cup of coffee.
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- Yes.
- Great.
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All we got to do is collect
some wood and kindling...
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There's a general store
by the park entrance.
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We can just walk over there
and get some coffees
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and some cleaning supplies.
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Yeah, Ill see if I can
get the RV started,
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so we can get out of here.
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Well, hold on, g-get out of here?
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We haven't even hiked
to the waterfall yet.
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Well, its a good thing,
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because I wasn't gonna do that anyway.
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I think after last night we
all just want to go home.
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Really? Even you, buddy?
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Sorry, Dad, without the RV,
camping's kind of boring.
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Well, what about peeing outside?
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Its just not as much fun
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when you're allowed to do it.
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I know, right?
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Fine. You guys go ahead.
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I guess Ill stay here
and start packing.
257
00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,967
Well be surrounded by noise and traffic
258
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,811
and polluted air in no time.
259
00:12:22,836 --> 00:12:24,489
- Finally. Yes. Good.
- Thank God.
260
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,848
Yes. Come on, baby, come on.
261
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,694
Hey, Dave.
262
00:12:28,719 --> 00:12:31,334
Before I get started, is
there anything around here
263
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:35,609
for breakfast that doesn't start
with "all you got to do is..."?
264
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:39,451
Yeah, there's some granola bars
265
00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:40,793
in the bear canister.
266
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,412
- The what?
- The container.
267
00:12:43,437 --> 00:12:44,569
You put your food in there
268
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,852
so you don't attract
bears or other wildlife.
269
00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:48,756
You're trying to tell me
270
00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:50,407
a bear cant get into this thing?
271
00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:52,871
Not if its locked. They're
not clever enough.
272
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:58,105
All right.
273
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,347
Well, your hats stupid.
274
00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:24,193
It feels good to be indoors again.
275
00:13:24,218 --> 00:13:25,896
Yeah, I like trees a lot better
276
00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,559
when they're chopped down
and used to hold up a roof.
277
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,161
Look, there's a nature center.
278
00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,106
Oh.
279
00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:36,905
Cool, I always enjoy a
good science exhibit.
280
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,928
Or a macabre temple of death!
281
00:13:52,571 --> 00:13:54,090
Can we...
282
00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:55,476
Leave? Yes.
283
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:58,240
Uh, we gonna wait outside.
284
00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:00,725
Yeah, take our chances
with the axe murderer.
285
00:14:03,388 --> 00:14:04,691
Morning, ladies.
286
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:05,899
Good morning, Maynard.
287
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,597
Uh, look, I have to warn you,
288
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:08,939
if you're here to buy alcohol,
289
00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:11,006
I am gonna need to see some IDs.
290
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,279
Yeah, whatever you got,
291
00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:16,693
- just put a shot of it in my coffee.
- I'm sorry.
292
00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,215
I was just joking.
293
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,643
The park actually doesn't
allow me to sell alcohol.
294
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,777
Oh, she was just joking, too.
295
00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:23,943
No, I wasn't.
296
00:14:25,338 --> 00:14:27,357
Well, it looks like you guys
must have quite a mess, huh?
297
00:14:27,382 --> 00:14:27,990
Yeah.
298
00:14:28,015 --> 00:14:30,170
Yeah, the septic tank in our RV blew up
299
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,181
Right in the middle of our dance party.
300
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,473
Good thing the song was telling
us to "slide to the left."
301
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,480
Well, that sounds awful,
302
00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:38,006
But I see it more than you would think.
303
00:14:38,031 --> 00:14:39,529
Luckily for you...
304
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,964
I have one mop left.
305
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:43,497
Yes, yes! Thank you.
306
00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:45,420
- That's exactly what we needed.
- Ah, you're welcome.
307
00:14:45,445 --> 00:14:48,633
Coffees two dollars,
cleaning supplies, ten,
308
00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,509
and a mop, $100 even.
309
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,367
What!?
310
00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:55,626
You're trying to charge
us $100 for a mop?
311
00:14:55,651 --> 00:14:57,191
Well, you're welcome to go to Target;
312
00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:58,335
probably is a lot cheaper.
313
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,730
Oh, great, where is it?
314
00:14:59,755 --> 00:15:01,289
Well, uh, just take a
left at the highway
315
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,194
and then go straight for 30 miles.
316
00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:07,422
Hopefully that bridge is open.
317
00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:11,201
Ah!
318
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,009
This is the last time I listen
to you over Crackhead Victor.
319
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,179
You know,
320
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,025
you didn't even give
camping a chance, Calvin.
321
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,536
You could've had fun.
322
00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:25,842
Fun... Oh, you want fun?
323
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,650
Ill show you fun.
324
00:15:29,335 --> 00:15:31,430
Very funny, Calvin.
325
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,215
Who's Calvin?
326
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,519
I'm a bear, and I'm hungry for Dave!
327
00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:39,635
Now you're just being ridiculous.
328
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,590
A bear would never know my name.
329
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:48,813
D-D-D...
330
00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:51,211
Dave, Dave, its-its-its a real bear.
331
00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:53,721
Give it up, Calvin. Come on.
332
00:15:57,047 --> 00:16:00,906
Now, I got to admit, that
really did sound good.
333
00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:08,460
There's-there's a real
bear here, Calvin.
334
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,488
Okay... So w-what do we do?
335
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:11,514
We-we run for it?
336
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:13,317
No, no, no. Bad idea.
337
00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:15,499
Bears can run up to 25 miles an hour.
338
00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:17,813
What can I run? Like 30, 35?
339
00:16:21,609 --> 00:16:23,635
Okay, we-we need to get to the RV.
340
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,668
Aw, man, it smells terrible in there.
341
00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:29,864
You know what? I can live with it.
342
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,758
Go, go, go, go!
343
00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:33,821
Maynard, you're not really gonna
344
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:36,307
charge us $100 for a mop?
345
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:38,169
I would love to cut you guys a deal,
346
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:39,575
but capitalism, right?
347
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,430
This is a straight up shakedown.
348
00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:43,332
Well, now, see? She gets it.
349
00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,856
No, no, no, no, no.
350
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,715
What I get is that you're
a two-bit hustler.
351
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,802
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tina.
352
00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:52,713
That's no way to treat our
friend from Oklahoma.
353
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,700
I saw your coffee mug. Was I wrong?
354
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,357
Nope. Born and raised in Boynton.
355
00:16:59,382 --> 00:17:00,351
Wait, Boynton?
356
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,112
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you kidding me?
357
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,971
Is there still just one stoplight?
358
00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:05,523
There is.
359
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,466
And is the Dairy Queen still there?
360
00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:10,027
- You mean the one by the highway?
- With the broken soft serve?
361
00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:11,309
That's the one.
362
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,861
- Yeah, yeah!
- Wait.
363
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:14,555
What about the sheriffs son, huh?
364
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,695
Is he still up to no good?
365
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,896
Oh, please, you kidding me?
366
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,194
Hes the one who broke
the soft serve. Yeah!
367
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:21,473
Oh!
368
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,467
Oh, my gosh, what a small world.
369
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,590
Oh, boy. No, I-I-I cant take advantage
370
00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:28,214
of a fellow Boyntonian.
20 bucks for everything.
371
00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,030
- Oh!
- Oh, yes!
372
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,834
- Thank you so much.
- Great.
373
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:33,053
You know what, you never
told me your name,
374
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,315
and I still know everybody
back in Boynton.
375
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,947
Oh... my name is...
376
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,281
Run, Tina!
377
00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:46,318
This is how we do in Hickory Corners.
378
00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:50,140
This is all your fault.
379
00:17:50,595 --> 00:17:52,428
I knew camping was stupid.
380
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,319
You know, every time you yell at me
381
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,461
you're breathing more of this air.
382
00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,198
Its worth it.
383
00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:00,305
I wonder what attracted that bear.
384
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,068
You locked the canister, right?
385
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:03,743
Of course I did.
386
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,709
Its not my fault the bears a genius.
387
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:15,285
This is a disaster.
388
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,886
I just wanted to share something
that I love with my family.
389
00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:20,965
Then why'd you drag us into it?
390
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,135
Guess I think of you guys as family.
391
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,144
You do?
392
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:30,355
Yeah, I mean, ever since
we moved out here
393
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,665
you guys have welcomed
us into your lives.
394
00:18:33,057 --> 00:18:35,277
I don't know what we
would've done without you.
395
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:37,894
I mean,
396
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,832
you guys have done stuff for us, too.
397
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:40,964
You know,
398
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:44,314
besides this incredibly
awful experience.
399
00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:49,993
You know, if it wasn't for
the terrible smell and...
400
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,252
and the bear outside,
401
00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:54,731
this would be kind of a nice moment.
402
00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:57,650
Yeah... I guess it would be.
403
00:18:57,996 --> 00:19:00,115
Oh, my God, our families!
404
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,829
I know, coming together as one, right?
405
00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:07,469
No, no. Our families are coming
back and there's a bear outside.
406
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,783
You're right. Okay, we
got to do something.
407
00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:12,698
All right, look, I got a plan.
You're gonna run outside
408
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:14,711
and you're gonna scare that bear away.
409
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,878
Okay. What are you gonna do?
410
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,685
I'm gonna stay in here.
411
00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:23,454
Grovers gonna need a
man in his life, Dave.
412
00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,186
Go away!
413
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,015
Go, go, go!
414
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,225
Go, boy, go!
415
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,241
Don't kill us!
416
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,266
Go!
417
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,667
Yeah!
418
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,186
- Whoa, it worked! Hes gone.
- That's right, bear!
419
00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:43,820
We run this forest!
420
00:19:44,775 --> 00:19:46,362
Ha!
421
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:49,680
Calvin, we did it! We
saved our families.
422
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,494
Yeah, like I told you,
423
00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:54,753
when it comes to man
versus wild, man always...
424
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,836
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
425
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,951
I-I-I thought that stick was a snake.
426
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:08,220
So then the bear reared up
427
00:20:08,245 --> 00:20:09,882
on its hind legs
428
00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:11,585
and it roared at us!
429
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,650
And that's when a even
bigger bear showed up.
430
00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:16,371
Whoa!
431
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,826
You notice every time
they tell this story
432
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,445
there's more bears in it?
433
00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:22,419
Shh, I don't want to miss the part
434
00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:24,381
where they saved all our lives.
435
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:28,580
Look, I don't want to sound
too dramatic, but...
436
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:31,420
But, uh, we saved all y'all lives.
437
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,344
There you go.
438
00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:39,830
How many bears do you
think there really were?
439
00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:43,188
Girl, its probably just
a big-ass raccoon.
440
00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:52,086
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