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I'm gonna naiI Bo and Luke Duke.
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Crazy Cooter taIking.
Turkey coming right down my aIIey.
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I'm having a picnic.
Which way to the beach?
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I want those sIot machines.
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Now we got them.
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I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
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-Happy Birthday, Daisy.
-Why, thank you, Enos.
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Now get her out.
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Don't stand there. Go get her.
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Welcome to Hazzard County.
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Welcome to Hazzard County.
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You've probably noticed
there's something different here.
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Well, this is Hazzard County.
They do things different here.
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This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke.
They're cousins.
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They fight the system.
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When I got up, the thing on my mind
was to do a IittIe rabbit hunting.
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-And then the hound dog runs off.
-And my car is taken.
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And now we're chasing the Sheriff's car.
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Ain't you gIad we ain't in the big city
where Iife gets compIicated?
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Do you mind waiting tiII this is over.
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Move it. What are you doing?
Taking a break?
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If you'd tuned this car instead
of chasing women...
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-we'd have aIready had him.
-Not with you asIeep at the wheeI.
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-Grab that sign.
-You grab it.
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-I can't. I'm driving.
-Is that what you caII it?
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Try not to Iose him, okay.
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It wouIdn't be much of a chase if we do.
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Bo, you drive
Iike my fanny whips appIe butter.
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You know what? I kind of admire
the way he handIes that thing.
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Shoot fire and save box matches!
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Cooter Davenport. You ain't got the sense
the good Lord promised a turkey.
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Hey, Luke. What say, Bo.
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Ain't you gonna see what he did
with your car?
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You borrowed my car.
What did you do with it?
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I used it to run the Sheriff off the road
to make him mad. When he jumped out--
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You jumped into his, right?
Why did you steaI the Sheriff's car?
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He impounded mine.
Seemed onIy fair to take his.
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Using my car?
Oh, that's reaI good, Cooter.
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I toId you not to Iend Cooter your car.
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Cooter, do you reaIize what it's gonna take
to straighten aII this out?
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No.
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HeIIo, bandit.
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-What's that doing there?
-Maybe it was took in a raid.
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There ain't no sIot machines
in Hazzard County.
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There is gonna be soon.
He's bringing them in.
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-Who is?
-Sheriff Rosco CoItrane.
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That's him. Sheriff Rosco Coltrane.
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After 30 years as a fairly honest lawman...
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most of Rosco's pension got defeated
in the last bond election.
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This left Rosco to face retirement
on a bad case of hemorrhoids.
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And about two years left in office
to grab all he could.
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So overnight, Rosco became
the best lawman that money could buy.
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He got a rake-off
from moonshine, contraband...
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and even portable prostitution
in two cruising RV campers.
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Now old Rosco is up for reelection.
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That means the one man
he's got to see is Boss Hogg.
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lf Sheriff Rosco runs the county...
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Boss Hogg runs Rosco.
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Boss eats at the Boars Nest
because his wife Lulu is a lousy cook.
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You can tell a lot about a man
by what he eats for breakfast.
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Boss usually has coffee and raw liver.
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Well, at least he don't dunk it.
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Boss, them sIot machines
is coming in today.
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Good. TeII me something.
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Did the poIice get your car back?
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Boss, Iisten, I don't think I'm getting
enough rake-off on them sIot machines.
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I mean, I got a Iot of expenses,
with the eIection and it's....
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Listen, I'm taking aII responsibiIity
of putting them sIot machines in.
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-You owe me, Boss.
-I owe you?
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Rosco, I've overpaid any debt
I'II ever have to you.
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-Because you married my fat sister.
-I married your fat sister.
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-Boss, about the eIection--
-You'd just better win.
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That Honest John Ledbetter
who's running against you...
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can't be bought.
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You mean to teII me he's honest?
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He's so crooked,
he makes you Iook straight.
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But he's cIean ruthIess.
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You're dirty ruthIess.
Give me dirty ruthIess any day.
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Listen, I'm gonna beat him. I'II beat him.
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Rosco, with your image right now...
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-if you were the onIy man running--
-I'd come in second.
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You'd come in second.
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Jesse Duke is the clan patriarch.
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You're gonna love old Jesse.
He's quite a study.
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Jesse is a retired moonshiner.
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And he's very religious.
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Although he's well-read, he's rough
as a mouthful of bark when he's riled.
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Bo and Luke always have breakfast
with Jesse, except on Saturdays...
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when they eat at the garage,
on donuts and beer.
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You get your car back
from the Sheriff yet?
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Dumb Cooter Davenport.
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Dumb Cooter? You're the one
that Ioaned your car to him.
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Next time you wanna Ioan your car
to a fooI Iike that, just run it over a cIiff.
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Save gas.
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-Mr. Duke.
-Oh, howdy.
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Remember me? JiII Dodson.
The orphanage fund?
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Sure. And I got some money ready for you.
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Thank you so much. Excuse me.
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I reaIIy appreciate everything
that you've done.
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-I'II just get it.
-Okay. Thank you.
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JiII Dodson.
You're IittIe JiIIie Rae Dodson?
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It's just JiII now.
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I haven't seen you
since you ran off to coIIege.
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It's been a whiIe.
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Hey, Luke, ain't it wonderfuI
what hormones can do?
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What are you doing now?
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Since I got back I've been working
on the orphanage project.
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The HeaIth Department wiII cIose it down
if it's not compIeteIy renovated.
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What about the county funds?
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UnfortunateIy, it's not eIigibIe
for county funds.
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It was privateIy endowed years ago.
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The money just seems
to have run out now.
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So you're gonna save the oId pIace
aII by yourseIf?
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WeII, I was raised there.
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Me and Luke wouId be gIad to heIp out.
WouIdn't we, Luke?
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-Nope.
-What do you mean nope?
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It's your civic duty.
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Why, at Ieast two of them kids
at the orphanage couId be yours.
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Bo's aIways bragging on me.
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You know what I remember
most about you?
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-What?
-Your crush on me.
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Isn't it funny how our tastes change
when we mature.
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-Was that a compIiment?
-You'd probabIy think it is.
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Now, all this romance
does eventually fit into Rosco's election.
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So y'all stick with us.
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The Boars Nest, owned by Boss Hogg,
is the slickest club in Hazzard.
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All the elite go there.
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lt has a $1 cover charge
to keep out the riffraff.
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I just don't understand you.
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Why don't you wanna heIp JiII
with the orphanage fund?
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We got nothing eIse cooking.
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She don't do nothing for me.
I hate skinny women.
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You just ain't got no taste, that's aII.
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I swear, if women were birds,
you'd probabIy date a buzzard.
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And you'd date a crane. No meat.
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-I'm coIIecting these.
-What for?
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Lining the rabbit's cage.
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Face up.
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Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin.
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She drives like Richard Petty,
shoots like Annie Oakley...
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and knows the words
to all of Dolly Parton's songs.
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If we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.
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That's never stopped anyone
in this famiIy before.
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You got a point there.
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-FiII it up, baby.
-Take it easy.
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Hey, don't you forget we got pIans Iater.
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Get your cotton-picking paws off.
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Now that I finaIIy got a hoId,
I think I'II just hang on.
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-Let go.
-No, it feeIs kind of nice.
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-You okay?
-I'm aII right.
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Bo, why did you step in Iike that?
I'm gonna get charged for two beers.
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BeIieve me, honey,
I'm not gonna do it again.
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Were you going out
with that sharecropper?
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-Of course not.
-Was that dude bothering you?
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He just thinks he's this big-shot gangster...
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because he's gonna unIoad
some sIot machines off a fertiIizer truck.
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-That doesn't exactIy make him AI Capone.
-SIot machines?
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Don't put my business out on the streets.
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Hey, dude, sit down.
You got me to mess with.
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Okay. I'II mess with you.
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ReaIIy. His brother's bringing in
these sIot machines on a fertiIizer truck.
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And then that siIIy dude wants me
to go to the No-TeII MoteI with him.
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Says he'II take me off to NashviIIe.
See the Grand Ole Opry, the works.
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I reckon I've never wanted to see
anything that bad.
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Not even DoIIy Parton.
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Can you imagine the Iook on Rosco's face
when he opens up that fertiIizer truck--
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And aII he sees is fertiIizer?
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Hey, Bo! What say, Luke!
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-How you doing?
-HeIIo, Cooter.
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-Y'aII stiII driving this thing on the road?
-Yep.
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-I was wondering--
-No, you can't borrow it.
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Where's my share
of the trucking money you owe me?
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-I gave it to Bo.
-How come?
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WeII, you see, I owed him $50,
and y'aII being kin, I figured--
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We're even.
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Hey, Iook here now.
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-Hey, Luke.
-Hey, Brodie, we were Iooking for you.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, Mr. Dobro. You aII in for a IittIe fun?
We got our cars.
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Yeah? What's on?
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Sheriff Rosco.
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Bo and Luke laid it out for them.
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After a gut-busting laugh,
cranked up and cut out.
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-Go straight.
-It's aII right. I know where I'm going.
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I Iove your shortcut. Cute.
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They must've just changed this since
Iast time a girI chased me through here.
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You know, Bo,
you couId Iose your way on a racetrack.
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Burt ReynoIds never seemed to get Iost.
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He's got a mustache.
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lf there's one thing them old boys
love better than a race on the track...
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it's a chase on the road.
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Since they all had CBs, they set up a net
with each man on a different road.
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Whoever spotted the fertilizer truck
would call back to Bo and Luke...
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who'd intercept.
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Dobro Doolin staked out
on the interchange.
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This is Dobro DooIin coming to you Iive
from the interchange.
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Old Brodie watching 76 South...
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and Crazy Cooter covered 421.
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For that fertilizer truck to get by...
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it'd have to leave the road
and come overland.
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-It ain't gonna work.
-Can't miss.
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What if it does work? What are we
gonna do with aII them sIot machines?
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I never thought about that.
We'II think of something.
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Crazy Cooter taIking.
Turkey coming right down my aIIey.
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I read you, Cooter.
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-Did you copy that, Daisy? Cooter's on 421 .
-Ten-four.
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Hit it.
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What have we got here?
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Leroy, Iet's get that girI right here.
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I'm gonna steaI that away.
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Are you having troubIe, IittIe Iady?
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Yeah, I'm having a picnic.
Which way to the beach?
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There ain't no beach around here.
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And me with this basketfuI of Iemonade
and chitIin sandwiches.
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AII right, boys.
Raise them high, and don't turn around.
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Now y'aII promised me
you wouIdn't bring machine guns.
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-Machine guns?
-Lord, have mercy.
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Good Iuck, feIIows.
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You ain't going nowhere off.
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Ain't this fun?
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The Duke family had been
in the whiskey business...
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fifty years before
the Declaration of lndependence.
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They fought everybody...
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from the British to the Confederacy
to the U.S. Government to stay in it...
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until last year when Bo and Luke
got caught on a whiskey run.
226
00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:56,873
So Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride...
227
00:18:56,951 --> 00:19:00,648
signed a treaty with the U.S. Government
to stop making whiskey...
228
00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:02,951
if Bo and Luke could get probation.
229
00:19:03,657 --> 00:19:06,717
You see, he loved them boys
better than life itself...
230
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:09,990
but sometimes,
they really made him wonder why.
231
00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:16,863
He found them.
232
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:20,065
-You were supposed to get the eggs.
-I thought you were.
233
00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:32,383
This time...you've gone too far.
234
00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:34,853
-Now, Jesse--
-Where'd you get them?
235
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,589
Sheriff Rosco snuck them in
on a truckIoad fuII of fertiIizer.
236
00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:40,286
So we hijacked the truck.
237
00:19:40,361 --> 00:19:44,161
You mean, you stoIe these
gambIing machines and a truck.
238
00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:46,131
-No.
-Yeah.
239
00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:49,661
We Ieft the truck
in front of the Sheriff's office.
240
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:51,364
What about these?
241
00:19:51,639 --> 00:19:56,133
-WeII, we were just thinking that maybe--
-Young man, you think again.
242
00:19:56,977 --> 00:20:00,606
You know good and weII that this famiIy
don't hoId with no gambIing.
243
00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,946
Now, Jesse, we've been making
moonshine for over 200 years.
244
00:20:04,018 --> 00:20:05,451
Why's gambIing different?
245
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:09,546
Because making whiskey
was a famiIy tradition...
246
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:13,115
Iong before there was
a U.S.A. FederaI Government...
247
00:20:13,227 --> 00:20:15,058
to teII us that we couIdn't.
248
00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:18,295
And passing a Iaw
didn't change the famiIy ways.
249
00:20:18,365 --> 00:20:21,163
-Yeah. But this is something--
-Besides...
250
00:20:22,102 --> 00:20:26,869
when we were making corn whiskey,
we paid taxes on the corn.
251
00:20:27,908 --> 00:20:31,605
GambIing's a vice.
How are you gonna tax vice?
252
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,279
Now, then...
253
00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:38,309
I'm going in there
and I'm gonna coIIect my eggs.
254
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,114
When I come back out here...
255
00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:43,816
I don't wanna see anything
but hind ends and eIbows...
256
00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:48,294
as you two boys are Ioading them there
machines on that there truck.
257
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,860
And don't go seIIing them at a profit.
258
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,401
That'd be wrong, too.
259
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,339
What do you think?
260
00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:04,742
I think I'm tired of you
aIways getting us into troubIe...
261
00:21:04,812 --> 00:21:06,905
and me having to think a way out.
262
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:08,943
We got to change his mind.
263
00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:12,008
That'd be Iike reversing a buzz saw.
264
00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:16,147
If we can't seII them,
we're just gonna have to give them away.
265
00:21:16,223 --> 00:21:18,350
Like a charity or something.
266
00:21:20,728 --> 00:21:22,889
We're gonna reverse that buzz saw.
267
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:25,260
UncIe Jesse...
268
00:21:27,268 --> 00:21:30,635
we're fixing to change your mind.
Or rather, Luke is.
269
00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:33,005
-TeII him.
-WeII, Luke?
270
00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:38,510
Can we keep those sIots if I show you
that aII gambIing ain't bad?
271
00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:39,807
No way.
272
00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:43,441
Now how about if aII the proceeds
from those machines...
273
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,109
went to the orphanage?
274
00:21:45,886 --> 00:21:47,683
You just found a way.
275
00:21:47,955 --> 00:21:50,924
To put the machines
where they'd do the most business...
276
00:21:50,991 --> 00:21:53,653
Bo and Luke ignored
the bars and roadhouses...
277
00:21:53,727 --> 00:21:56,195
and hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.
278
00:21:56,497 --> 00:21:58,965
And took 30% right off the top.
279
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,995
You all ever belonged to a group
that wasn't trying to raise money?
280
00:22:04,872 --> 00:22:09,434
For instance, the Hazzard Ladies'Auxiliary
needed money for a door prize...
281
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:11,774
a trip to see The Lawrence WeIk Show.
282
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,976
The Hunting Club had two projects.:
283
00:22:15,616 --> 00:22:18,084
Raising money for
the Animal Protective League...
284
00:22:18,152 --> 00:22:20,382
and their annual turkey shoot.
285
00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:23,981
ln one day Bo and Luke were sold-out.
286
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,954
I want those sIot machines.
They've been missing three days.
287
00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:29,926
That ain't my fauIt, Boss.
288
00:22:29,997 --> 00:22:34,058
They set up my drivers with a haIf-naked
femaIe woman up on that highway.
289
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:35,935
Anybody'd stop for that.
290
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:38,836
You'd better get them back
before word gets around...
291
00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:40,965
or you're gonna be out with the voters.
292
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:42,440
-And you.
-And me.
293
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:08,591
Better not hit too hard
or the whoIe orphanage is gonna faII in.
294
00:23:08,669 --> 00:23:11,866
-Hi. You startIed me.
-You ain't seen nothing yet.
295
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:15,131
-What's that?
-Money.
296
00:23:15,809 --> 00:23:17,470
-What's that?
-Rudy.
297
00:23:17,544 --> 00:23:18,670
He's my heIper.
298
00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:21,078
-You wanna get a soda pop?
-Sure.
299
00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:26,453
-So, here's your money.
-You're kidding.
300
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,311
-I never kid about Iove or money.
-But how....
301
00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:32,120
It was donated
by some very civic-minded peopIe.
302
00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:33,853
It's not much, but it's a start.
303
00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:37,192
-I'm gonna coIIect from them every week.
-That's wonderfuI!
304
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:41,500
I knew it. It is my money you're after.
Everybody said it was my body.
305
00:23:41,568 --> 00:23:43,058
-IncredibIe.
-My body?
306
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:46,470
-Your ego.
-Thanks. I've been working on it for years.
307
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,838
Look. Don't get me wrong.
308
00:23:49,109 --> 00:23:51,373
I appreciate the money, reaIIy.
309
00:23:51,478 --> 00:23:54,242
It's just that I know
this is onIy a game to you.
310
00:23:54,314 --> 00:23:55,508
A game?
311
00:23:55,582 --> 00:23:58,016
Bo, this project is very serious to me.
312
00:23:58,352 --> 00:24:02,448
For the two weeks I've been back,
I've fought the rotten county poIitics...
313
00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:05,890
the HeaIth Department, everybody,
to try and save this pIace.
314
00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:08,461
The onIy reason
we're being cIosed down...
315
00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:11,862
is because Boss Hogg
controIs the board and wants the Iand.
316
00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:15,599
-What does Boss want the Iand for?
-A shopping center.
317
00:24:16,336 --> 00:24:17,963
This was my home.
318
00:24:18,205 --> 00:24:21,038
The best possibIe any orphanage couId be.
319
00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:25,375
You mean weII,
and any other time it might be fun...
320
00:24:25,979 --> 00:24:30,006
but I just don't have time for your cute
country shucking and jiving right now.
321
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,778
I do Iike a woman saIty.
322
00:24:32,186 --> 00:24:34,381
-You haven't been Iistening.
-Sure I have.
323
00:24:34,455 --> 00:24:36,150
You been away to the big city...
324
00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,714
and now you've come back
to save the oId homestead.
325
00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:41,818
-Look, I--
-WeII, whiIe you were gone aII that time...
326
00:24:41,962 --> 00:24:45,398
I was here fighting
that same rotten system every day.
327
00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:50,128
-Look--
-Now, I Iive here. I choose this Iife.
328
00:24:50,671 --> 00:24:54,539
Not because I don't know no better,
but because I beIieve it is better.
329
00:24:54,641 --> 00:24:58,805
And I'm gonna fight anything or anybody
that poIIutes the weII where I drink.
330
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,673
Saving this orphanage is just part of it.
331
00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:03,682
-I didn't mean--
-And another thing.
332
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,685
If you think I'm doing aII this
to make a pIay for you...
333
00:25:06,753 --> 00:25:08,243
weII, wouId you grow up?
334
00:25:08,322 --> 00:25:09,846
Because beIieve it or not...
335
00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:13,256
when I make a pIay on a Iady,
I don't have to give her money.
336
00:25:13,427 --> 00:25:15,725
AIthough, it does keep her hands busy.
337
00:25:17,464 --> 00:25:18,761
How am I doing?
338
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:25,035
Now, you waIk me to my car
or the next money I coIIect...
339
00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,733
you're gonna have to come
and get it yourseIf.
340
00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:37,442
-What are you doing, son?
-Squirting fIies.
341
00:25:40,921 --> 00:25:42,320
I hate kids.
342
00:26:03,544 --> 00:26:06,411
-Where did you get that?
-We got two of them, Sheriff.
343
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,675
I know you got two of them. I can see that.
344
00:26:08,749 --> 00:26:11,809
We wanted more
but the other cIubs had taken them aII.
345
00:26:13,921 --> 00:26:17,254
When you say others,
you're taIking, Iike another cIub?
346
00:26:17,324 --> 00:26:21,351
-The Ladies Aid, the Hunting CIub, the--
-HoIy smoke.
347
00:26:21,695 --> 00:26:23,925
AII the cIubs are going great.
348
00:26:24,765 --> 00:26:27,495
You ain't gonna cause a fuss,
are you, Rosco?
349
00:26:27,568 --> 00:26:30,093
I'd be very unpopuIar if you did.
350
00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:32,297
No. I'm gonna cause no fuss, Harvey.
351
00:26:32,372 --> 00:26:35,273
But I'm the Sheriff.
I'm supposed to know these things.
352
00:26:35,342 --> 00:26:39,711
-Now teII me, where did you get it?
-The Duke boys, Bo and Luke.
353
00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:43,474
Bo and Luke Duke?
354
00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:47,146
They get 30% and we get 70% --
355
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,950
Thirty! Heck, I onIy get....
356
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:54,256
Rosco, if you pick up some more sIots
in a raid...
357
00:26:54,328 --> 00:26:57,593
couId we have them?
We need some new carpeting bad.
358
00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:06,771
Is that her?
359
00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:11,371
Yeah. That's her.
360
00:27:12,312 --> 00:27:14,007
-Now, you swear?
-Yeah.
361
00:27:14,281 --> 00:27:17,648
Rosco, if you know them Duke boys
got our machines...
362
00:27:17,985 --> 00:27:20,010
why don't you throw them in jaiI?
363
00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:23,352
I wiII, son. I wiII.
When I get enough evidence.
364
00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:26,082
You? Since when?
365
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,154
Since when eIections are coming up.
Get out.
366
00:27:47,447 --> 00:27:50,007
-Hey, Sheriff.
-You're gonna have to come with me.
367
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:53,519
I'd Iove to. But I've gotta get myseIf
to work. I'm gonna be Iate.
368
00:27:53,587 --> 00:27:56,215
You don't understand.
I mean I'II have to arrest you.
369
00:27:56,289 --> 00:27:59,588
-Oh, my Lord. What for?
-Hijacking. That's what for.
370
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,156
Damn.
371
00:28:15,142 --> 00:28:16,734
FoIIow that car!
372
00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:21,038
-You're kidding.
-Move!
373
00:28:52,846 --> 00:28:55,542
-Faster.
-I don't want to get no ticket.
374
00:28:56,249 --> 00:28:58,843
From who, you jackass?
375
00:29:51,905 --> 00:29:52,997
Stop!
376
00:29:56,443 --> 00:29:57,671
Y'all hang on.
377
00:30:21,368 --> 00:30:24,360
Put the window down.
378
00:30:26,973 --> 00:30:28,372
Hey, again.
379
00:30:29,276 --> 00:30:32,541
If you two don't take the prize.
380
00:30:32,979 --> 00:30:37,439
Now, chasing around, risking your own
probation and prison is your business.
381
00:30:37,517 --> 00:30:39,542
-Now we didn't mean--
-But Daisy.
382
00:30:40,086 --> 00:30:44,113
How many times have I said to you,
''Boys, Iook out for Daisy''?
383
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:48,386
And how many times have you said to me,
''We wiII, UncIe Jesse.''
384
00:30:48,461 --> 00:30:51,328
And what do you do?
You get her throwed in jaiI.
385
00:30:51,398 --> 00:30:53,958
Now, just wait a minute.
It isn't aIways that way.
386
00:30:54,034 --> 00:30:56,594
Daisy's the hope of the whoIe cIan.
387
00:30:57,604 --> 00:31:01,062
-Thanks a Iot.
-The famiIy Iine ends with Daisy.
388
00:31:03,577 --> 00:31:07,980
The chance of you two producing
a famiIy rates right up there...
389
00:31:08,048 --> 00:31:10,312
with hogs producing beef.
390
00:31:11,251 --> 00:31:13,378
For 200 years...
391
00:31:13,854 --> 00:31:17,483
the Duke famiIy had the whiskey craft.
392
00:31:17,991 --> 00:31:20,050
The government took that away from us.
393
00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:24,187
Then we had the Iand,
and The Depression took that.
394
00:31:24,865 --> 00:31:29,234
Now aII the Duke famiIy has Ieft
is what it started with, and that's famiIy...
395
00:31:29,302 --> 00:31:31,327
and Daisy is famiIy.
396
00:31:33,373 --> 00:31:35,102
Now get her out.
397
00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:38,739
So the next morning
Luke decided to visit the shut-ins.
398
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:42,913
Escorting Luke to Daisy's cell
was Deputy Enos Strate.
399
00:31:43,283 --> 00:31:45,308
He and the boys grew up together.
400
00:31:45,385 --> 00:31:47,319
Enos had a crush on Daisy.
401
00:31:47,654 --> 00:31:51,249
And the reputation of being
the oldest virgin in Hazzard County.
402
00:31:51,324 --> 00:31:54,316
HoId it. Now, Enos, you can teII me.
403
00:31:55,595 --> 00:31:56,960
Any change?
404
00:32:01,968 --> 00:32:03,458
Hang in there.
405
00:32:11,177 --> 00:32:13,805
-Hey, Daisy. How are you doing?
-Great.
406
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,543
I'm writing this whoIe new song
about this enriching experience.
407
00:32:17,884 --> 00:32:20,944
Boy! JaiI cooking reaIIy puts on
the weight, don't it?
408
00:32:21,721 --> 00:32:24,246
Luke, I've onIy been here overnight.
409
00:32:24,658 --> 00:32:27,252
And stuck in the sIammer
today of aII days.
410
00:32:27,327 --> 00:32:29,625
-It's her birthday, you know.
-It is?
411
00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:33,832
-Happy Birthday, Daisy.
-Why, thank you, Enos.
412
00:32:38,505 --> 00:32:41,440
Jesse sent aIong this birthday fIower
for your hair.
413
00:32:42,609 --> 00:32:43,735
That's sweet.
414
00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:46,574
I brought you these
change of cIothes to cheer you up...
415
00:32:46,646 --> 00:32:49,012
since you're stuck here
in that waitress outfit.
416
00:32:49,082 --> 00:32:51,983
Better check it out.
Make sure a shotgun ain't hidden there.
417
00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:56,113
I better Iet y'aII visit. No tricks now, okay.
418
00:32:56,923 --> 00:33:00,154
-Bye, Daisy.
-Bye, Enos. See you at supper.
419
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:07,690
Now, Iisten up.
420
00:33:09,736 --> 00:33:12,330
Correct me if I'm wrong, Rosco...
421
00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:15,802
but the onIy thing you've done
to get back those sIot machines...
422
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:20,175
is arrest a woman in a bikini
for hijacking a Ioad of fertiIizer.
423
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:21,808
-Right?
-Right, Boss.
424
00:33:21,881 --> 00:33:24,714
But that's exactIy what's gonna get
those machines back.
425
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,218
You mean, you know where they are?
426
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:38,195
The Duke boys have put them aII over,
in aII the civic cIubs.
427
00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:42,098
-The Hazzard CotiIIion, The Ladies Aid--
-Ladies Aid?
428
00:33:42,802 --> 00:33:46,704
Hot damn.
I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
429
00:33:46,773 --> 00:33:48,240
You don't have to worry...
430
00:33:48,308 --> 00:33:51,368
because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys
where they Iive.
431
00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:54,902
I've got Daisy, their cousin, in jaiI.
And they're gonna swap.
432
00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:59,475
And then I'm gonna arrest them
for possession of iIIegaI gambIing devices.
433
00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:02,249
-Rosco.
-What?
434
00:34:02,322 --> 00:34:04,483
I got me three medaIs in two wars...
435
00:34:04,557 --> 00:34:07,993
and the onIy time I get scared
is when you get smug.
436
00:34:11,197 --> 00:34:13,062
This feeIs kind of awkward.
437
00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:15,363
The ground gives your back
naturaI support...
438
00:34:15,435 --> 00:34:17,164
and strengthens your arms.
439
00:34:17,404 --> 00:34:20,100
This is the way beginners Iearn?
On the ground?
440
00:34:20,273 --> 00:34:22,867
No. But I finaIIy got you Iying down.
441
00:34:24,611 --> 00:34:27,808
-Why'd you take up bow hunting?
-I didn't have no choice.
442
00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:30,982
Luke and me are on probation
and can't own no guns.
443
00:34:31,051 --> 00:34:33,315
So it's either use the bows or throw rocks.
444
00:34:33,386 --> 00:34:35,445
-At what?
-At game.
445
00:34:36,389 --> 00:34:39,051
See, when we run Iow on food,
we have to go hunting.
446
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,719
Jesse, he don't take kindIy to
no government assistance.
447
00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:42,955
He'd rather starve.
448
00:34:43,029 --> 00:34:45,520
Are you going to the orphanage picnic
on Saturday?
449
00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:46,792
WeII....
450
00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:48,429
You have to come.
451
00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:51,629
It's the money you and Luke coIIected
that got us roIIing.
452
00:34:51,704 --> 00:34:53,001
Saturday?
453
00:34:56,109 --> 00:34:59,010
Yeah. That couId turn into
a reaI barn burner.
454
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:01,707
Bo, may I ask you something seriousIy?
455
00:35:02,615 --> 00:35:04,981
Where is aII that money
reaIIy coming from?
456
00:35:05,051 --> 00:35:07,781
It's so much, and it's aIways in quarters.
457
00:35:07,854 --> 00:35:10,345
Look, the true source
is a very prominent man...
458
00:35:10,423 --> 00:35:12,653
who'd be reaI embarrassed
if everybody knew.
459
00:35:12,725 --> 00:35:16,092
-He's a phiIanthropist.
-He's been caIIed everything.
460
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,763
We stiII have a Iong way to go...
461
00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,929
but if it hadn't been for him,
we couIdn't even begin.
462
00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:24,367
I'd Iove to thank him.
463
00:35:24,437 --> 00:35:26,871
WeII, Iove me. I'm the go-between.
464
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,232
-Bo.
-Yeah?
465
00:35:30,777 --> 00:35:32,642
Why do you aIways try to be funny?
466
00:35:32,712 --> 00:35:36,011
WeII, because...you scare me to death.
467
00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:39,475
We might get compIicated.
468
00:35:40,587 --> 00:35:44,546
-WouId it be easier if I said I was Ieaving?
-Leaving?
469
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:48,125
A job. This was onIy temporary.
470
00:35:48,895 --> 00:35:51,022
Damn. Why didn't you teII me that?
471
00:35:52,432 --> 00:35:54,627
-Is it important?
-Sure it is.
472
00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:56,234
I don't know why...
473
00:35:56,302 --> 00:36:00,068
but I aIways think that the worId
ticks on my scheduIe and then....
474
00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:06,776
-I reaIIy hate that you're Ieaving, JiII.
-Why?
475
00:36:08,014 --> 00:36:11,643
Maybe because you do scare me,
and beIieve me, not many women do.
476
00:36:19,926 --> 00:36:22,759
-How much time we got?
-WeII....
477
00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,159
Enough.
478
00:36:43,216 --> 00:36:46,014
-HazeI?
-Yeah, what do you want?
479
00:36:46,085 --> 00:36:50,317
I'm sorry to be such a bother,
but I have to go to the IittIe girIs' room.
480
00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:54,690
Again? I got other things to do, you know.
481
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:01,599
You're an angeI.
482
00:37:01,668 --> 00:37:05,468
-I hate to be such a bother.
-You're a reaI pain, sweetheart.
483
00:37:15,081 --> 00:37:16,946
I'II just be a minute.
484
00:37:22,822 --> 00:37:27,054
HazeI, honey, I know I'm a pest,
but that Iight's not working.
485
00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:52,116
Wake up, birthday girI.
486
00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:02,926
Sheriff, I got bad news.
487
00:38:02,996 --> 00:38:05,590
-Quiet. I'm having my Iunch.
-Daisy's gone.
488
00:38:08,167 --> 00:38:10,601
-What did you just say?
-Daisy's gone.
489
00:38:11,437 --> 00:38:14,167
Don't stand there. Go get her. You, too.
490
00:38:29,088 --> 00:38:31,556
-Get a roadbIock.
-It wasn't my fauIt.
491
00:38:31,624 --> 00:38:33,990
You couIdn't keep a canary in a cage.
492
00:38:55,315 --> 00:38:57,579
Sheriff, there she is. Right here.
493
00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:09,252
Judas Priest on a pony!
She's got my car again.
494
00:39:12,131 --> 00:39:14,725
Come back, Daisy! Good God, Daisy!
495
00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:42,753
Bet you all ain't never seen
a jailbreak like this.
496
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:06,749
-That boy's fast.
-And he drives good, too.
497
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,812
Hey, feIIa. You ever considered a career
in Iaw enforcement?
498
00:40:11,657 --> 00:40:14,490
Look, Enos, we're wiIIing
to forget what happened.
499
00:40:18,765 --> 00:40:21,256
It ain't your fauIt you're on the wrong side.
500
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:22,858
Wrong side. Me?
501
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:31,472
You know Sheriff Rosco
brought in them sIot machines...
502
00:40:31,544 --> 00:40:32,977
and that was wrong.
503
00:40:33,045 --> 00:40:35,673
Yeah, I know.
I don't sIeep good at night knowing it.
504
00:40:35,748 --> 00:40:38,649
But it's just as wrong for you
to steaI them and make money.
505
00:40:38,718 --> 00:40:41,278
Enos, your daddy ran moonshine.
So did ours.
506
00:40:41,354 --> 00:40:43,549
Did you ever know us
to mess with gambIing?
507
00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:46,148
-Then why'd y'aII do it?
-You'd never guess.
508
00:40:46,359 --> 00:40:48,384
We did it for the Sheriff.
509
00:40:49,529 --> 00:40:52,828
-You're right. I'd never guess.
-You see, it's a Iong story.
510
00:40:52,899 --> 00:40:55,265
It aII started about four years ago....
511
00:41:14,887 --> 00:41:17,720
And whiIe you're Ietting
those prisoners escape...
512
00:41:18,157 --> 00:41:22,321
oId Ledbetter there is kissing those babies
and winning those votes.
513
00:41:22,395 --> 00:41:25,262
Don't you worry about it,
'cause I'II teII you something.
514
00:41:25,331 --> 00:41:27,663
I'm gonna naiI Bo and Luke Duke.
515
00:41:29,902 --> 00:41:31,233
NaiI them.
516
00:41:31,637 --> 00:41:34,333
Rosco, before you start
buiIding any crosses...
517
00:41:34,841 --> 00:41:37,833
just remember those boys
are very popuIar around here.
518
00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:40,378
You better be sure you have the evidence.
519
00:41:40,446 --> 00:41:44,405
There'II be no raiIroading in my county
this cIose to eIections.
520
00:41:44,951 --> 00:41:48,910
I happen to know that those boys
are bringing in two broken sIot machines...
521
00:41:48,988 --> 00:41:51,149
and I know where and I know when.
522
00:41:52,391 --> 00:41:53,551
-You do?
-Yeah.
523
00:41:53,626 --> 00:41:57,062
-How good is your information?
-It's good.
524
00:41:57,129 --> 00:42:00,098
In fact, it's my deputy.
They made a fooI out of him.
525
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,396
Boy, he's anxious to get even.
526
00:42:18,751 --> 00:42:22,551
-Sitting ducks. AII set.
-That's a roger.
527
00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:36,824
-Coming at you, Sheriff.
-They're aII mine.
528
00:43:12,204 --> 00:43:15,503
-They're headed for town.
-I'II come in the other side.
529
00:43:36,395 --> 00:43:38,488
-Hey, did you see that?
-See what?
530
00:43:38,664 --> 00:43:40,894
The bait shop.
Having a saIe on worms and crickets.
531
00:43:41,801 --> 00:43:45,601
WeII, if he don't seII them now,
he's gonna have to feed them aII winter.
532
00:45:58,270 --> 00:46:01,899
-They're right in front of you, Sheriff.
-Now we got them.
533
00:46:06,078 --> 00:46:07,670
Hang on, cousin.
534
00:46:22,428 --> 00:46:23,793
I got them.
535
00:46:25,331 --> 00:46:27,822
I got you. This time I've got you.
536
00:46:29,335 --> 00:46:32,270
You have been gotten.
Read them their rights.
537
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,631
''WeIcome, Sheriff Rosco''?
538
00:46:50,689 --> 00:46:53,590
How can we ever thank you
for aII that you've done!
539
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:55,784
Hey, kids, now don't be....
540
00:46:55,861 --> 00:46:58,955
I know we promised not to teII,
but she drug it out of us.
541
00:46:59,031 --> 00:47:02,660
Besides, we figured peopIe had
a right to know who saved the orphanage.
542
00:47:02,735 --> 00:47:05,295
You wait tiII Boss Hogg
finds out it was you.
543
00:47:05,371 --> 00:47:07,271
Oh, Rosco, you oId softy.
544
00:47:08,974 --> 00:47:12,808
We knew you'd be too modest to show up
to the ceIebration, so we tricked you.
545
00:47:12,878 --> 00:47:14,277
Enos here heIped.
546
00:47:15,447 --> 00:47:18,314
I had you aII wrong
about the sIot machines.
547
00:47:18,384 --> 00:47:21,046
I'm mighty proud
to serve under a man Iike you.
548
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:23,012
Okay, Enos.
549
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,905
Well, the word got out
and old Rosco was reelected.
550
00:47:45,077 --> 00:47:48,604
Which meant the Dukes
could still fight an enemy they knew.
551
00:47:54,153 --> 00:47:56,747
Jill decided to hang around an extra week.
552
00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:59,487
Old Boss was really burned at Rosco...
553
00:47:59,558 --> 00:48:02,254
for taking all the credit
for saving the orphanage.
554
00:48:02,328 --> 00:48:04,990
After all, they were his slot machines.
555
00:48:06,832 --> 00:48:10,996
So that's the legend of how Sheriff Rosco
helped save the orphanage...
556
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,164
and made gambling respectable
in Hazzard County.
557
00:48:15,074 --> 00:48:17,474
Of course...he had a little help.
558
00:48:59,518 --> 00:49:00,542
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