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Welcome to Spidey's
cardio workout.
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What the...?
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Excuse me.
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Good morning.
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This is your 9:00 A.M.wake-up call,
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courtesy of 1-555-have-a-nice-day.
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Ugh! Already?
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Guess we'll have to finish
our workout some other time.
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Okay, class,
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pair up with your partnersand go do your experiments.
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50% of your term
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rests on this experiment.
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In other words,do not screw up.
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Well, what'd I miss?
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Just, like, the entire
assignment.
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"Experiment of your choice
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illustrating the relationship
between thought and behavior."
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We're supposed to partner up.
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Oh. Then, uh,
want to be partners?
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Sorry. I'm taken.
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Coolest partner in the class,
if I must say.
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Good morning, Mr. Dillon.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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You know what that is?
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Your new lab partner.
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You're about to enter
the Christina zone.
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Ooh!
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Heh!
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I'm really easy to get
along with. Truth is,
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I have an almost
preternatural ability
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to communicate with others.
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"Preternatural"?
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Mm-hmm.
Practically supernatural.
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You know, psychokinesis,
E.S.P., Jedi mind stuff.
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You believe in all that,
don't you?
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Actually, no.
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How about cryptozoology?
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You have to believe in that,
'cause, hello! Human spider!
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Out there saving people.
Pretty awes!
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Yeah. Spider-Man's cool.
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Cool, mysterious,
big-hearted.
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And those spider eyes.
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Oh, I get butterflies
just looking!
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Mm! Yep.
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Me and the Spidey-dude
are soul mates.
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Soul mates. Um, so,
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shouldn't we talk
about our experiment?
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Like I told you, this is
where my new invention is.
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I know, solitary trade,
inventing.
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You wouldn't associate it
with someone so verbal like me.
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It's a gift, really.
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Listen, I'm not sure
that's gonna...
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Not this! Thought I was creating
a super glue gun,
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acid polymers.
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Pretty much melted
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half my high-school
science class.
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Ta-da!
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Here it is.
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My E.S.P. crown.
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I don't...
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And now I am going
to read your mind.
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Okay.
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First, let's set the mood.
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Peter Parker, yes.
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Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. Uh-huh.
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You like to study.
You live off-campus.
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Ruh-roh!
You have serious,
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major, mega girl problems.
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With a redhead.
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Yes?
See, I told you!
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Let's crank it up!
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Aah!
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Christina!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Christina, where are you?
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Where are you?
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Whoa! You all right?
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I need to be alone now.
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What? Are you...?
I mean...
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Sorry, Peter. We'll have to
experiment some other time.
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Where are you?
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Christina, where are you?
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I'm here! Where are you?
Who are you?
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On your desk.
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Getting warmer!
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I've been calling and calling.
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If you don't listen, how are weever going to be together?
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Now, then...
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Are you ready to doeverything I say?
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So how was Psych?
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M.J., it was a nightmare.
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I got the lab partner
from Sunnydale.
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Want to grab lunch?
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Got a serious
pastrami jones working.
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Okay, I know that look.
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Extra lean on sourdough,
hold the mustard.
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And here I thought you weren't
paying attention.
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No, I pay plenty of attention.
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You do?
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You know what our problem is?
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We don't ever share
our thoughts, our feelings.
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That's your hunger talking.
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Peter, I don't think
you get it.
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We've been friends
for, like, ever, right?
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And we know a lot of details
about each other,
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but, see, if we're going to make
the shift, you know...
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It has to be more than knowing
my favorite sandwich.
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It should be like... like...
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Like E.S.P.?
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Like communicating.
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Oh, okay.
I can do that.
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Can you? You're always
running off somewhere,
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but I realized I have no idea
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what you do or where you go.
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I mean, who are you, really?
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Right now? A guy who wants
to take you to lunch.
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This is what we're gonna do.
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Every day, starting tomorrow,
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we write a note to each other
divulging a personal tidbit.
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A tidbit?
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Uh-huh.
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Something small, but deep.
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A secret.
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I'm determined, Peter.
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I will get to know
the real you.
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I'll do anything for us
to be together, Spider-Man.
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Anything!
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Well, you're gonnahave to find me, aren't you?
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The real me.
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Sure! But how?
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I mean, it's not like
you're in the phone book.
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Think, Christina!Think!
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How do you lurethe amazing Spider-Man to you?
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Hmm.
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What do heroes do?
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They, uh...
They save people?
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She shoots, she scores!
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Go catch yourself a spider.
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So there you go.
I need a tidbit.
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A tidbit?
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I know!
That was my reaction.
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So then she explained.
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She wants something
deeply personal
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and soul-baring.
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Help me,
Harry-wan Kenobi.
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You're my only hope.
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Well, I got only
one piece of advice:
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Get out. Get out
while you still can!
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Come on.
I'm serious.
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It's a tough one, buddy.
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We're guys.
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We don't do
soul-searching.
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I have to think
of something to write.
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Okay, dude.
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You like M.J.
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You want her to be
your girlfriend?
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Well, there's only one thing
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she wants you to write on that
piece of paper:
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How you really feel about her.
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I feel...
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good about her,
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really good.
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Yeah.
That's pure poetry.
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Suck it up, man.
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Put pen to paper
and take the plunge.
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Okay, Spider-Man.
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Time to play hero.
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Aah!
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Aaahh!
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Good thing I was
in the neighborhood.
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I knew it.
I knew you'd come.
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Oh, Spidey,
this just proves it.
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What?
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What does this prove?
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I knew if I jumped,
you'd save me.
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And once you were here,
you'd realize that we're...
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That we're...
We're what?
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What do you think?
We're like soul mates?
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Oh, my God!
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You knew exactly
what I was thinking.
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This just proves it!
We are soul mates! Oh!
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We are!
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No, we are not!
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I don't even know you.
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Now, don't put yourself
or others in danger...
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Ever again.
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I am trying to be
a good girlfriend.
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I was only doing what you said.
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I thought it would
make you happy.
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Well, next time,be more careful.
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I don't have time to go aroundsaving careless girls.
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Oh, Spidey,
I'm so sorry I blew it.
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Please, tell me,
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how else can I find you?
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Figure... it... out.
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Aah!
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"M.J., a personal tidbitabout me that nobody knows
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"is when I was little,
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I used to get a rashevery time I took a bath."
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Must go deeper.
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"M.J., what you don'tknow is...
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"I'm not nearly as smartas everyone thinks.
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I had to take mydriver's license test twice."
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"M.J., deep down inside me,
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"I'm afraid there's
a big, boring nothing.
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I don't know what else
I can tell you..."
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Except for the coolest
secret stuff about me,
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which I can never
share with you...
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Like this.
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This... this.
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... And thanks to
Empire State U's own Peter Parker
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for that exclusiveSpider-Man footage.
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Peter Parker...
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He always seems to know
where to find Spider-Man.
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Okay, uh, I'll have
an iced vanilla latte.
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With non-dairy whipped cream.
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That Muang.
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20,000 students at Empire U,
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and he remembers that
I'm lactose intolerant.
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Peter Parker! Where?
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Muang, when did you
see Peter last?
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Parker, Parker...
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I don't know,
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But his roomie Harry Osborn
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just bought two half-caf
grande macchiatos
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and went... that way.
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Peter.
I'm so glad you're here.
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This is so exciting.
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Here. Here's mine.
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Where's yours?
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Well, I, uh, M.J...
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Now, come on.
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I won't accept any excuse.
Cough it up.
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It might not be
what you're hoping.
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Relax. It'll be great.
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Mine first, okay?
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"When I was little
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"and my parents were fighting,
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"I would hide in my closet
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"and pretend I was
a stowaway on a ship.
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"It was grimy and cold there,
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"but I was happy,
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"because I wasn't
stuck in the house.
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Nobody fought."
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Wow.
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Say no more.
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I'll read yours.
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No, don't. Don't.
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I couldn't believe
what he wrote.
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Go ahead. Read it.
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"To M.J.,
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"I confess that no one
else in the world knows...
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I'm allergic to grouper."
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The fish?
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I was deeply, nakedly
honest with him,
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and he offered up...
grouper.
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Well, what'd you say?
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"Thank you, Peter Parker,"
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"for wading toe-deep
into our relationship."
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"You obviously have
no conception"
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of what really matters in life,
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"and so will die a sad, pathetic,
lonely old man."
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Youch! You said that?
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Maybe not with words,
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but my body language
made it pretty clear.
267
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,633
So now what?
268
00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:34,668
I don't know.
269
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,536
It's all so very messed up.
270
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,937
Well, long as you don't
flip-flop
271
00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:39,706
back to Spider-Man.
272
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:40,940
Spider-Man?
273
00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:42,909
Don't worry.
I know how much you hate him.
274
00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,911
Besides, I am so over that.
275
00:12:44,913 --> 00:12:47,180
Yeah? Well, I'll bet
he's not over you.
276
00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:48,614
In fact, I bet
277
00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:50,650
that sleaze-bucket still
has the hots for you.
278
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:52,052
Harry, stop it.
279
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:54,154
See? Now I have
to help Peter,
280
00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:57,724
or it'll be you
and Spider-Man all over again.
281
00:12:57,726 --> 00:12:59,159
M.J.?!
282
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:01,427
You're in love with
Mary Jane Watson?
283
00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:03,229
Hmm, possibly.
284
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,431
But you can't be!
You can't be!
285
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:07,100
The heart feels what it feels.
286
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:09,468
The heart can change
with enough determination.
287
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,469
I know it can!
288
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:11,470
So...
289
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:13,639
you'd do whatever it takes?
290
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:15,241
Anything.
291
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:17,276
Well, if that's the case,
292
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:20,146
all you really need to doto win Spider-Man's heart...
293
00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:21,581
Yeah?
294
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,085
Is remove the obstaclebetween you.
295
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:27,153
Remove? You mean M.J.
296
00:13:27,155 --> 00:13:28,154
As in...
297
00:13:28,156 --> 00:13:30,590
That's right. Eliminate.
298
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,700
Okay, okay,
here's the money shot.
299
00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,335
Look, Spider-Man focuses,
300
00:13:42,337 --> 00:13:43,669
and, boom,
301
00:13:43,671 --> 00:13:45,571
catches the car with webbing
from only one hand.
302
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,907
Come on. That didn't
look so hard.
303
00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:50,210
If I could shoot
sticky goop from my wrist,
304
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:51,778
I wouldn't have to focus on it.
305
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,946
He's a guy.
306
00:13:52,948 --> 00:13:54,347
I bet he's thinking
about girls.
307
00:13:54,349 --> 00:13:55,448
He is not!
308
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,183
I... I mean,
309
00:13:57,185 --> 00:13:59,185
he seems a little
too busy for that.
310
00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:01,020
Ah, maybe you're right.
311
00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:03,757
Ooh, come to think of it,
what's up with that mask?
312
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,159
He probably looks like goat-boy
under that thing.
313
00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:07,227
Yeah.
314
00:14:07,229 --> 00:14:08,461
Anyone else seen this?
315
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:09,929
Um, no.
You're the first.
316
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,264
Exactly.
317
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,266
You keep supplying me
with footage,
318
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:14,300
people will take notice,
319
00:14:14,302 --> 00:14:15,802
and then you'll become famous.
320
00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:16,803
You think?
321
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:18,204
I know.
322
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,739
And I will make reporter
323
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,174
and get my own
morning talk show.
324
00:14:21,176 --> 00:14:22,408
Actually,
325
00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,677
I'd never really considered
being famous.
326
00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:26,479
I just like taking pictures.
327
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:29,315
Humility.
A charming quality.
328
00:14:29,317 --> 00:14:30,316
Aw, I...
329
00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:31,617
Lose it.
330
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:46,499
What do you want?
331
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,301
Spider-Man, here
332
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:50,970
to profess his true and undying
affection for me,
333
00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:53,239
then he and I will be together
forever.
334
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:54,941
You're insane!
Insanely jealous.
335
00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:59,412
Look. There's nothing going on
between me and Spider-Man.
336
00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:00,280
You lie.
337
00:15:01,715 --> 00:15:03,950
I don't like liars.
338
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,321
Oh, no.
339
00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:18,031
We're early for a wedding.
340
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:21,701
Won't the lovebirds be surprised
to see an uninvited guest
341
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,970
splayed on the buffet
with acid holes
342
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:26,005
where her vital organs
should be.
343
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,842
What can you possibly
hope to accomplish?
344
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,477
I will prove
that Spider-Man loves me,
345
00:15:31,479 --> 00:15:33,947
even if it's buried deep
in his subconscious.
346
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:36,382
You see, everyone,
even Spider-Man, needs help
347
00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:39,052
to eat through facades
and expose true feelings.
348
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,821
But what if...
what if it's not you?
349
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,689
Then you'd better hope
it's not you.
350
00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:48,862
I'm melting! I'm melting!
351
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,397
Hey! Know what
I'm feeling right now?
352
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:52,966
Yeah?
353
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:54,533
Your invention sucks!
354
00:15:55,669 --> 00:15:57,770
Christina, I think this crown
355
00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:00,473
did something to your mind
to make you act like this.
356
00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:02,108
No.
357
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,643
I've always known
you were my soul mate.
358
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,980
I just needed you
to realize it too.
359
00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:07,847
Oh...
360
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,317
Put the wires on.
361
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,385
It doesn't work.
362
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,187
Put the wires on!
363
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:15,621
Do it now!
364
00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:18,491
Okay, then, read my mind.
365
00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:20,927
Tell me what I really feel.
366
00:16:20,929 --> 00:16:22,428
Wait!
How do you know
367
00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,697
you're not just projecting
your own feelings onto him?
368
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,032
How many times
369
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,833
has this crown thing
been absolutely correct?
370
00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:29,402
She has a point.
371
00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,904
So I'll have to ask a question
372
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,872
I know I can prove
right or wrong.
373
00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:38,411
Who are you under that mask?
374
00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:48,388
Oh, my God!
I know who Spider-Man is!
375
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:52,225
I had no idea
you were so average
376
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,260
and unexciting.
377
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:55,261
I mean,
378
00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:56,762
no offense.
379
00:17:09,143 --> 00:17:10,009
Ngghh!
380
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:12,771
Oh!
381
00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:28,461
Mary Jane!
382
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:35,935
Aah!
383
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,442
Whoa!
384
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,574
Spider-Man! Help!
385
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,850
Christina!
386
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,190
M.J., Spider-Man is mine!
387
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,362
Aah!
388
00:18:47,974 --> 00:18:48,974
He loves me.
389
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:50,643
He just doesn't know
how to show it.
390
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,246
But now we can
finally be together
391
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:55,181
since I know
his biggest secret.
392
00:18:55,183 --> 00:18:56,715
Yeah, what's that?
393
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:58,084
Under that Spider-Man mask,
394
00:18:58,086 --> 00:19:01,921
he really is... is...
395
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:05,158
Muang, the Drip Den guy.
396
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,993
Got us a head injury here!
2 cc's of Demerol, stat!
397
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:08,994
Let's move!
398
00:19:08,996 --> 00:19:10,963
Plus, he's my soul mate.
399
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:14,367
You're not really
Muang the Drip Den guy,
400
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:15,535
are you?
401
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:18,837
I have enough trouble
boiling water.
402
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:21,541
Do you want to tell me
who you really are?
403
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,742
I mean, if you want.
404
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:26,079
I...can't.
405
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,080
I'm sorry.
406
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,481
That's okay.
407
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:31,951
I mean, at least I know
which secret you're keeping.
408
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,352
Uh, yeah.
409
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:49,735
Something else I can get you?
410
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:52,738
Mmm, guess not.
Thank you, Muang.
411
00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:57,610
Uh, what was that all about?
412
00:19:57,612 --> 00:19:58,611
Nothing.
413
00:19:58,613 --> 00:19:59,612
Sure you're okay?
414
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:01,414
Yeah, I'm fine.
415
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,848
That Christina chick, though,
416
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,950
she totally exceeded
"not okay."
417
00:20:04,952 --> 00:20:06,285
"Spider-Man and I
blah, blah,
418
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,953
connection, blah, blah,
soul mate."
419
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:09,922
Talk about
a crazy, psycho stalker.
420
00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:12,125
I mean, on and on and...
421
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,660
Oh... my... God!
422
00:20:14,662 --> 00:20:16,229
I'm your Christina.
423
00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:17,930
It's true, isn't it?
424
00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:19,432
I'm a crazy, psycho stalker.
425
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,900
That might be a little harsh.
426
00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:23,536
Oh, Peter,
427
00:20:23,538 --> 00:20:25,471
I'm sorry for forcing
that game on you.
428
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:27,206
You didn't force anything.
429
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:30,109
It's just that
there are some things
430
00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:31,477
I'm not ready to share.
431
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:34,013
Not just with you, with anyone.
432
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,782
I hope one day
you'll let me in.
433
00:20:36,784 --> 00:20:40,819
Until then, can we
still be... friends?
434
00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:42,855
Only if you
promise to forget...
435
00:20:42,857 --> 00:20:44,857
what I said about grouper.
436
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:49,262
Friends.
Good ones.
437
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,496
Always.
438
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:56,763
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