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I'm...
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making a film...
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about me...
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and my feelings for you.
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I'm still not over you.
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And I wanna figure out
why that is,
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and how it got to this point.
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But it's gonna be fun.
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I'm Ann Lupo. I am a...
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filmmaker.
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What do you hope
to find with us?
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I hope to find...
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that I can change.
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Yeah.
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This was me three years ago.
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I was 23 years old...
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and most of the time,
I was lost in...
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one of many fantasies.
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And almost all of them
were about falling in love.
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There's this...
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narrative, or maybe truth...
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it doesn't, I don't know,
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to be in love with someone,
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and for them
to be in love with you
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is one of
the holiest experiences
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you can have on this Earth.
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? I'm so happy
That you found me ?
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? And with your arms around me ?
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? It's a happy wonderful world ?
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The movies that have written
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people's mental paradigms
about love.
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They are heightened.
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And then if you believe
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that it's something
that you should be a part of,
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because it seems like
a really fun thing.
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I was just looking
to not be single anymore.
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I wanted to have someone
to do all the things
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that people in couples do with.
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But it didn't really matter
who that person was.
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I could practically fall in love
with anyone.
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I love you.
I love you.
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I love you.
I love you.
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So, yeah, I was pretty confused
about how love works.
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But you know, there's a lot
of misinformation out there.
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Umm...
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So, I worked
for this incredible couple.
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They run a business together,
making videos and commercials,
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and...
Now, they're engaged!
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Oh, my god!
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Congratulations.
I can't believe it.
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My little sister's engaged.
Hey, Ann.
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Dude.
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Yes.
Incredible man.
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Aww.
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Was it incredible?
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Yes, Rachel.
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Oh, okay.
Right.
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How did you, uh,
pop the question?
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Oh, my god.
So, listen to this.
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I spent three months.
He created a scavenger hunt
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around the entire city.
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What?
Around all the places
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we've been to when we were
in a relationship,
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and he set up videos and little
riddles for me to solve.
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Guess it was perfect?
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Right?
Yes, yes, yes.
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The birds...
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...they were just like,
right on cue.
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Wow.
Just like...
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It was just so special.
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The trees were swaying like...
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...background dancers.
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Yeah.
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It was beautiful.
And then, there was like a...
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And then, and then, and then...
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Can you film us?
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And then, at the end
of that whole thing,
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I was waiting for her
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outside of 126 St. Mark's Place,
where we first met.
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Aww.
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And I got down on one knee...
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I wanna do it.
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Adrienne.
Mm-hmm?
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Will you marry me?
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And she said, "Yes."
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Aww, this is great.
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Love becomes marriage.
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Oh, okay.
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Marriage becomes vows.
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Vows last...
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a lifetime.
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Tears...
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forever...
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is...
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now.
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He expressed it.
Whoo.
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Wow.
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Hey, that was awesome.
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That was really good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you guys.
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Congratulations, you two.
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Congratulations.
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Have a good day
writing poetry, dude.
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Are you serious?
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My videos get way more views
than yours.
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I think we
should take the day off.
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Oh, but we have about...
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that deck with the presentation
that's due on Friday.
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That deck. Are you telling me
we can't work on that deck...
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from bed?
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Oh.
Mm.
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Oh, you know I can work
on that deck
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from anywhere in the apartment.
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Oh, sorry. I can hear you.
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Oh, Ann.
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Um, you can hold down
the fort here, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, god, what?
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It's nothing.
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It's nothing. Seriously...
What am I forgetting?
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We were... we were going to...
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Have our meeting today.
Yes, but...
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About the script.
It's fine.
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Okay, I read it last night
and it's actually pretty bad,
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so I don't...
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I don't wanna share with you.
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So no worries.
Ann. Ann, Ann, Ann.
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We don't have to do the meeting.
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I seriously wanna read
your script.
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And I will stay here
and I will do that today...
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because that's the kind
of boss I am.
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Thank you so much,
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but seriously, go. Have fun.
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Yeah.
Really?
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Yeah. Go.
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Okay.
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Hey, why don't you use
the studio for yourself today?
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Okay.
Use all the equipment.
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Use whatever you want.
Maybe I will.
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Bring your friends.
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Yeah, and tomorrow, I promise,
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we will resume
professional work but...
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...you know.
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Oh, download this card
Okay, bye.
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When you get a chance, please.
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Thanks.
Bye.
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Okay.
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It's What's the Problem?
With your host,
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Andy Pincers!
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Thank you for joining us.
I'm Andy Pincers.
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And welcome back yet again
to What's the Problem?
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Where we shame young women
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who are not living up
to their full potential.
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Let's say hello
to our contestants today.
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Ann Lupo!
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So, Ann, you've been on the show
quite a few times now.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, um, practically every day.
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So you know the drill.
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You want a relationship
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that is the most epic, cosmic,
white sizzling hot,
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bodice-ripping,
intellectually explosive,
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emotionally supportive,
yadda yadda yadda,
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love affair of our time.
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Is that right?
Uh-huh.
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But there's just
this one thing though.
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This guy. I don't see him.
He's not here so...
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what's the problem?
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Well, I think if I...
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Oh, Ann, I'm sorry.
That is incorrect.
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But I'll tell you
what the problem is.
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The problem
is that enormous nose.
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Those awkward chest hairs.
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And that,
coarse Sicilian mustache.
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Ooh, brutas!
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And on the other hand,
folks, help me out here.
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You're lazy!
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You're lazy!
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And you're probably
not even talented.
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Probably not even talented!
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Oh.
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I am just getting word
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that Ann believes
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that if she can acquire
all of these things,
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only then
will she be truly happy.
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Happiness.
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She wants to be happy!
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Which leads us
to our final round!
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The Underlying Problem!
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Now, Ann...
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do you believe that you...
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deserve all of this?
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That's correct!
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And that's your problem!
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Now get back to work.
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Hello?
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Where are you?
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Yeah, I'm...
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getting on the subway
as we speak.
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There was like a crazy delay
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and I have to get out
at the other subway.
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Welcome to Wife Night.
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Okay, now, I will shout
it from the rooftops
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that I love my IUD!
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Yeah, I got the one that goes
into your arm
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and I like...
I like never get my period.
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You never get it ever?
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Oh.
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Never.
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I started this book
on past-life regressions.
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It's super far out
but I love it.
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Is she speaking in tongues?
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There are voices
that speak through her
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about, like, energy fields
and higher dimensions.
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This is Lallie.
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We've been best friends
since we were born.
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Have you thought about
what you want for your birthday?
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No.
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Would you like me
to get you an IUD?
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No.
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Would you like me to get you...
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a Yoni Egg made of pure diamond.
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Yeah.
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Maybe Scott would like that.
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Scott?
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Like Scott "Scott"?
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Like, two months ago Scott?
Yeah.
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Are you guys still hooking up?
No. No, no, no.
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Are you...
Yes, but no.
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Dating?
No, no. We're just...
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enjoying each other's company.
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But I'm still
your primary partner, right?
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In all my past lives
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and all the lives
I have yet to live.
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I will never love anyone
more than you.
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Even if I come back as a turtle?
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I will bejewel your shell.
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Thank you.
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Ann you're up.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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The Nine of Swords.
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I know that card.
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That some sexy,
sword-wielding man
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about to storm into your life
and bang the shit out of you.
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Cool.
Like Braveheart sex.
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Can I haveEnglish Patient sex?
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Silence!
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Oh.
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This is a really serious card.
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You are going to go through
a total, spiritual upheaval,
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and you are gonna be
completely blindsided
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by the consequences
of your actions.
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Total obsession will drive you
to madness!
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Okay.
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Or...
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could also be
the sexy, sword-wielding man.
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No phones during
a tarot reading.
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Oh.
"Ms. Lupo,
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can I see you tonight?
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I'm still hard from last time."
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It doesn't say that.
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Might as well.
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Uh, is that who I think it is?
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When did that happen?
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We got back in touch.
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As in?
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We got back in... touch.
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Isn't he mean to you?
271
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,389
No, he's hot.
272
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,258
And I'm horny. Let me live.
273
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,527
Ann, have fun.
274
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,027
Be safe.
275
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,130
Go fuck your brains out.
276
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,048
Thank you.
277
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,968
And maybe it's not
just sex this time you know.
278
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,502
We keep coming back
to each other
279
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,036
and I think,
there is something there.
280
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,572
Okay.
281
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,478
I know what I'm doing.
282
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,784
When we start dating,
283
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,154
it'll be purely for sexual
and intellectual fulfillment,
284
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,222
and be totally unexclusive.
285
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,560
Like if you wanna sleep
with anyone else
286
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,595
or I wanna sleep
with anybody else.
287
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,663
That's fine.
288
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,264
No, no, no.
289
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,665
Back this up.
290
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,067
I don't wanna sleep
with anyone else.
291
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,102
Yes, you do.
292
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,006
I just sort of subscribe
to this theory
293
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,076
that I can really have
whatever I want.
294
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,012
Without any consequence,
you know.
295
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,349
Uh...
296
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,517
So I kind of started,
like, dating,
297
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,688
like not even, not dating,
just hooking up with people.
298
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,724
Ah!
And that was like
299
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,761
the normal thing to do
as a young person.
300
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:12,631
Yeah, just playing the parts
of people having sex
301
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,366
that don't actually care
about each other.
302
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,568
Finally, it was like,
"Oh, my god.
303
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,369
Seriously, stop."
304
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,172
Take a couple of months.
Don't think about boys.
305
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,041
No, you are not allowed anymore.
306
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,576
You need a time out.
And maybe that will cure you
307
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,146
of whatever this is. Um...
308
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,290
And that's when it dawned on me.
309
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:43,162
I am a strong, independent,
career-orientated woman,
310
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,466
and the very,
very last thing I need
311
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,500
is a fucking boyfriend.
312
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,743
So, I had sworn off men.
313
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,345
? Get out my way ?
314
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,347
? Just keep this shirt
'Less you got something to say ?
315
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,486
There was always that pressure,
316
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,354
especially from Aunt Doreen.
317
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,758
Are you seeing anyone special?
318
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,860
Did my mom put you up to this?
319
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,563
We're just trying to help, okay?
320
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,431
Have you tried any of the apps?
321
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,300
No. Not my thing.
322
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,268
What about joining a gym?
323
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,804
I'm definitely not meeting
someone at the gym.
324
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,539
Grad school?
325
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,541
Oh.
Would you do church?
326
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,659
No, okay.
327
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,779
I don't even wanna be
in a relationship right now.
328
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,215
You don't have one
of those "fuck buddies", do you?
329
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,348
No.
330
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,935
What? It's fine, okay?
331
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,388
I don't need to be tied down
or committed to just one person
332
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,691
because there's so much
of the world left to explore.
333
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,494
And I'm really busy.
334
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,429
That is such
a bunch of bullshit.
335
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,471
Okay.
336
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,173
If you must know...
337
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,241
what I really want
338
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,278
is to be in love.
339
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,381
And to meet this person
in the most cosmic,
340
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,418
fantastic way
341
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,587
as if it were destiny.
342
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:20,391
And I'm gonna love him,
and he is going to love me.
343
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,760
And it's gonna be...
344
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,296
perfect.
345
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,265
Oh, Annie.
346
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,801
No, Annie.
347
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,603
Annie, no!
348
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,737
What?
349
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,542
What?
I have to tell you
350
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,744
that man does not exist.
351
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,312
And if you keep waiting
around for him,
352
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,947
you're going to end up alone!
353
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,332
And believe me,
354
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,718
you do not want
to be alone at my age.
355
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,720
I've seen things.
356
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,955
Terrible things.
357
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,357
These thoughts become habits.
358
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,327
And the habits become your life.
359
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,362
Annie, look at Jason.
360
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,466
He thought he would find someone
by just waiting around.
361
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,602
But he waited too long.
362
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,737
And now he's 30.
363
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,339
I mean, what are you
even doing here?
364
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,908
We were gonna have lunch.
365
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,877
No, Annie, honey.
366
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,745
You have got to get out there!
367
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,380
Oh, right now?
368
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,615
Yup, yup, yup.
369
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,716
I'm...
Let's go.
370
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,817
I'm hungry.
371
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,490
Have... Have you met John?
372
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,925
No, who's John?
373
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,228
My friend Carol's son John.
374
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,929
Have I introduced you to him?
375
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,997
No, I don't...
Oh, honey,
376
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,615
you have to meet him.
377
00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:35,234
I mean, you two have so much
378
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,018
in common like so much.
379
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,804
I can't... I can't believe
I didn't think of this before.
380
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,439
Oh, okay.
381
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,874
He is a sweet boy.
382
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,677
I mean, a genuinely good person.
383
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,445
And his father's a playwright.
384
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,501
Okay?
385
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,284
I will... I will e-mail
introduce you tonight.
386
00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:55,067
Okay, but can you not
make it a date thing,
387
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,428
because I'm really not trying
to think about boys right now.
388
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,059
So she set us up.
389
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,261
I thought that
if I didn't dress up,
390
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,464
and I had a reason to leave
shortly after he arrived,
391
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,934
he would understand that
I was not interested in him.
392
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,603
I was not trying to impress him.
393
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,273
And I could meet a guy without
it having romantic connotations.
394
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:18,409
And we could just be friends.
395
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,679
Oh, fuck.
396
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,813
Sorry I was late.
397
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,382
Uh, were you waiting long?
398
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,686
Oh, no.
I was in the neighborhood.
399
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,654
What were you, uh, writing?
400
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,289
Nothing.
401
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,493
I sat across from him
and I was like,
402
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,696
"Whoa, I have the potential
to be...
403
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,431
incredibly attracted to you,
404
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,566
but I am not gonna do that."
405
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,669
I like the shirt.
It's very like...
406
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,392
Marcel Marceau.
Oh.
407
00:21:45,393 --> 00:21:47,115
Thank you.
Yeah.
408
00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,840
That's exactly what
I was going for.
409
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,542
I like yours, um...
410
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,312
It's very Steve
from Blue's Clues.
411
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,679
Wow.
I was just watching
412
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,046
the first season.
Oh, great. That's great.
413
00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:57,416
Can I get you
something to drink?
414
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,917
Yeah.
415
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,785
Uh, what are you having?
416
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,756
I could see that
we just got each other,
417
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,592
and we could just go speeding
along in the conversation.
418
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,860
What were you doing?
I was in Tibet.
419
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,997
Wow.
Yeah.
420
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,498
What... What's in Tibet?
421
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,000
There's many things,
a lot of yaks.
422
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,734
Tell me about your trip.
423
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,470
Oh, it was... No.
It was really boring.
424
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,405
I was just doing,
like, soul search.
425
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,139
Straight up.
Um... Wow.
426
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,875
Did you straight up
find this soul?
427
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,111
Cheers. The soul was sought.
428
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,046
Soul was not found.
429
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,881
No.
Oh, no, but it's okay.
430
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,483
We made progress.
Okay.
431
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584
You kind of know
where it might be?
432
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,865
No.
433
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:37,177
Maybe I should try Tibet.
434
00:22:37,178 --> 00:22:38,490
You should try Tibet, exactly.
435
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,458
I may have seen your soul there.
436
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,361
He seems really nice.
437
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:49,134
And awkward and weird.
And I liked that.
438
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,436
The reoccurring
joke of the night
439
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:52,871
was that we were
the same person.
440
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,473
Finishing
each other's sentences.
441
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,075
"Oh, my god.
Do you think that way too?"
442
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,679
I see time like we're all
on this track-and-field track.
443
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,746
So we're like here-ish.
444
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,814
Yeah. Right now.
Thank you.
445
00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:05,800
Yeah, we're here. Yeah, yeah.
Here, right? Here.
446
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,293
This is it...
There. I'm with you.
447
00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:08,787
I'm on this track with you.
448
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,855
Cool.
Yes.
449
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,422
Cheers.
450
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,975
Sorry about that.
Oh, it's okay.
451
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,778
Oh, shit. Did you say you had
to be somewhere at 8:00?
452
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,845
Yeah, what time is it?
453
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,514
It's like 7:57.
454
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,549
Oh, my god.
455
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,184
I'm so sorry. I have to go.
456
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,019
Oh, no, no, no. I got it.
457
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,554
Oh, no.
458
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,754
No, it's, uh...
459
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,954
It's, uh...
It's okay.
460
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,727
It was really great to meet you.
461
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,095
Yeah. Great to meet you.
462
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,629
See you.
Bye.
463
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,912
I left the bar
that night thinking,
464
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:10,815
"Wow. What an amazing person."
465
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,485
I...
466
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,503
probably won't see him
ever again.
467
00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:17,522
Like an hour later,
I had an e-mail from him.
468
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,491
"Hey, it was so nice
to meet you."
469
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,226
Like blah-blah.
Things that you say.
470
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,978
And I was like, "Okay."
471
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:26,731
If you wanna see someone again,
you send that e-mail.
472
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,865
Right?
473
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,749
Do you have something
that you would like
474
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,983
to share with the class?
475
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:47,685
No.
476
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,255
Spit it out.
477
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,627
Scott called me his girlfriend
the other day.
478
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,028
What?
479
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,165
Are you in love?
480
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,701
I... think so.
481
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,902
Oh, my god.
482
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,972
What does it feel like?
Um...
483
00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:10,942
a warm pair of wooly socks.
484
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,877
I don't know.
485
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,645
Like, uh...
486
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,250
carbonated brain.
487
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,750
Like, uh...
488
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:23,622
clear gust of mountain air.
489
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,990
Like, uh...
490
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,192
...cocoon of comfort.
491
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:31,695
Like the peace of the calm seas.
492
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,802
I'm so happy for you.
493
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:39,704
Yeah.
494
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:43,074
Oh, and also, I got confirmation
495
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:48,046
that my piece will be featured
in a prestigious dance showcase.
496
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,115
Yes! Yes! Yes!
497
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,883
Yes!
That's incredible.
498
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,921
Oh, my goodness.
Yes, so that's...
499
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,158
Is that it? That's everything?
500
00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:03,795
Yeah.
Yeah.
501
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,797
Thank you for sharing.
Yeah.
502
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,931
That's all.
503
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,603
So, you know that guy my aunt
set me up with the other day?
504
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,706
Yes.
505
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,942
Methinks he might be
a sweet boy.
506
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,110
A sweet boy.
507
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,913
The rarity of a sweet boy.
508
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,214
Mm-hm.
509
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:25,650
We'll see, though. We'll see.
510
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,818
"We'll see"?
Mm-hm.
511
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,986
Where that means
you like him, you like him!
512
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:44,736
So the second time
we hung out was a week later.
513
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,938
He invited me
to his friend's house party.
514
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,307
And the whole time,
I was making sure
515
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,677
that my behavior
was in no way flirtatious,
516
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,145
so that it would all have
to come from him.
517
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:01,820
Hello.
518
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,153
Can I help you?
519
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,656
What does it mean?
520
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,997
Oui?
521
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,831
Oui.
Mmm.
522
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,271
Time to go home now.
523
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:21,673
That's...
524
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,208
...the responsible thing to do.
525
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,076
I think I'm gonna go home,
actually.
526
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,045
I have to be up early.
527
00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,179
Oh, yeah, totally. Me too.
Where are you headed?
528
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,015
Uh, Bushwick.
529
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,183
Me too. I'll go with you.
530
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,019
So, we leave together.
531
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:40,025
I hadn't dressed for the cold,
but he had a jacket,
532
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,660
so he gave it to me,
and like, zipped it up.
533
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,965
He's like, so nice.
534
00:27:56,825 --> 00:28:00,445
Um... and then
we got on the subway.
535
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,448
A pretty empty car,
rocking back and forth.
536
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:04,815
His face was right here,
537
00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,182
and it was getting
really close to mine,
538
00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:07,549
and we were like
looking into each other's eyes.
539
00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:08,920
Is this abnormal?
540
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,822
And then, he's like,
"Oh, I'll walk you home."
541
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,846
As we were rounding the corner,
talking to myself,
542
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,414
"What do you do
when you get to the door?"
543
00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,383
It was like you can't...
544
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,067
kiss him. No way.
545
00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:41,753
You have to just hug him.
546
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,021
So, we got to the door.
547
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,289
"This was so much fun.
Thanks for walking me home."
548
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,130
He just grabbed me
and kissed me.
549
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,214
? I'm a fool ?
550
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,149
It...
551
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:15,520
lasted a while
before I responded to it.
552
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,322
Holy shit, this is happening.
You like me.
553
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,591
Yes!
554
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,159
Party in my brain.
555
00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,032
And then, um...
556
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,769
? I wanna make this play ?
557
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,304
? Oh, I know you're fading ?
558
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,440
? Mmm, but stay ?
559
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,509
And then, I was like...
560
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,410
do you wanna come upstairs?
561
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,312
? I wanna make this play ?
562
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,081
? Oh, I know you're fading ?
563
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,217
So, he came upstairs,
we started hooking up,
564
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,352
but, it was...
565
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,021
fun.
566
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,224
He was cracking jokes.
567
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:56,995
Whoa, okay.
568
00:29:56,996 --> 00:30:00,264
New animal to figure out here.
569
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,937
I suggested that we have sex.
570
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,573
So, we did.
How was it?
571
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,073
It was good.
572
00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,113
? Ooh, stay over ?
573
00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,908
What if I...
574
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,244
felt like that?
575
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,980
But...
576
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,449
to him, this was...
577
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,522
just like any other sex
he's ever had.
578
00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,090
And so, maybe...
579
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,893
to him, I was just like a girl
that he slept with.
580
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,899
But at that moment,
there was not a doubt in my mind
581
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,868
that we were starting
a relationship.
582
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,271
Oh, my god. He just texted me.
583
00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:14,939
What'd he say?
584
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,374
"Hey, Loops. How are you?
585
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,408
What are you up to
this weekend?"
586
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,413
Hmm, "Loops."
587
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,759
What should I say?
588
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,105
You should say,
589
00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,466
"I want you to go down on me
for the rest of the afternoon."
590
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,997
I got it.
591
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,902
"Hey. Me and my friend
are hanging out today,
592
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,336
but I'm free for the rest
of the weekend."
593
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,572
That's so boring.
594
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,308
And it should be
"My friend and I."
595
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:54,045
Fuck. I already sent it.
596
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,382
I think I know what
I wanna do for my birthday.
597
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,449
Oh, yeah?
598
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,350
I was thinking,
599
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,253
since it's my last year
of my mid-20s,
600
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:06,124
thought we could do like
a roaring 20s party.
601
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,559
Yes! That's a brilliant idea.
602
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,627
I'm brilliant.
603
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,262
Can I invite John?
604
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,131
As long as he has a costume.
605
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,268
He's texting me.
606
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,305
Thank you.
607
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,472
Hey, asshole!
608
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,974
Ow!
609
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:57,140
Welcome to her
Infinite Variety Show!
610
00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,112
While working
in my lab like, late...
611
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:04,649
While working in my lab
late one night,
612
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,985
I accidentally became
a prima ballerina.
613
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,353
The other day,
614
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,871
I saw a man I liked,
615
00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:13,391
and I went right up to him
I did so, and I said,
616
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,726
"I like you.
617
00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,996
I really like you."
618
00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,631
But he did not take so kindly
to my advances.
619
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,767
Oh, my god.
620
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,370
I'm sorry to disturb you.
621
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,205
I love that voice.
622
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,374
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
623
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,108
Thanks.
Okay.
624
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,546
Good day.
625
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,487
Jesus!
Hey!
626
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,655
He is texting me. God!
627
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,323
What the fuck?
628
00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:58,369
I need to be in an old city,
629
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:03,074
with ruins, and great poets,
and witches, you know?
630
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,307
Uh-huh.
631
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:20,224
It's mainly mergers,
distress acquisitions.
632
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:24,162
We may be a small company,
but, my guys are sharks.
633
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,696
I bet.
634
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,497
Excuse me.
635
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,210
Oh, my god.
636
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:41,813
Is it too much?
No, it's perfect.
637
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:43,548
Hello.
638
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,749
Welcome.
639
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,385
Lallie, this is John.
640
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,320
Wow, Lallie. I've never heard
that name before.
641
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,756
Well, it's really Lauren...
642
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,257
...but don't call me that.
643
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,759
Okay, nice to meet you, Lallie.
644
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,762
Happy birthday.
Oh, why thank you.
645
00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,230
Thank you.
646
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,365
Scott, this is John.
647
00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:03,501
Hey, man.
Really nice to meet you.
648
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,769
Nice to meet you.
649
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,771
Hey, are you guys ready
to dance?
650
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,238
Oh, yes.
Yes.
651
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,707
Hey, everybody, everybody!
652
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,476
Let's Charleston.
653
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,307
Hmm, he s' mores with precision.
654
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:46,811
I'm actually very good
at making s'mores,
655
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,514
because when my parents
got divorced,
656
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,582
my dad didn't know
what else to do with us,
657
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,384
so he took us
on all these camping trips,
658
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,220
to like, teach us how to be men
or something.
659
00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,320
Hmm.
660
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,422
So...
661
00:35:58,423 --> 00:35:59,556
...great times.
662
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,559
Impressive work.
663
00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:05,162
Yeah.
664
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,165
In the same year,
I went through puberty,
665
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:10,601
my parents got divorced,
and 9/11 happened.
666
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,702
Oh...
So...
667
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,236
That is rough.
668
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,771
It's fine.
669
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,941
Hmm.
670
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,442
When my parents got divorced,
671
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,313
it was like...
672
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,517
Try it in a haiku.
673
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,785
Ooh, amazing idea. Okay.
674
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,425
There was an affair.
675
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,726
Same.
676
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:36,761
Really?
Yeah.
677
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,296
Oh, my god.
678
00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,297
Hashtag same person.
679
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:42,733
Finish the poem.
Oh, okay.
680
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,235
Um...
681
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:47,738
I played a lot
of internet Scrabble.
682
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,606
Oh, no!
683
00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,542
That is so sad.
684
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,944
Yeah, I did like a...
That is...
685
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:55,746
Scrabble chat room
that I would do,
686
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,748
instead of homework.
No.
687
00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:59,584
But yeah, it hit the spot.
688
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,252
I bet it did.
689
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,954
Okay.
Um...
690
00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:04,754
That's too many syllables. Okay.
691
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,490
There was an affair.
692
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,494
Internet Scrabble saved me.
693
00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,663
Oh, no.
694
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,798
Everyone's fine now.
695
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,634
Mazel tov.
696
00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,276
You guys want this?
697
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,345
Yes.
698
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,760
I constantly think about...
699
00:37:44,545 --> 00:37:46,330
...how to avoid
fucking up my future children.
700
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,798
Me, too.
Right?
701
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,401
I'm like, we're living on a farm
702
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,803
reading by candlelight
together as a family.
703
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,805
Yes, a family.
Yes.
704
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,574
No electronics.
No.
705
00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:57,808
Farm animals only.
706
00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:58,943
Yes.
707
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,544
Farm animals.
708
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,942
Imagivision presents,
709
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,446
Future Memories!
710
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,052
Here you are on your first trip
around the world.
711
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,488
It's adventurous. It's exciting.
712
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,491
You fight. You make love.
713
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,692
It's everything
you've ever wanted.
714
00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:27,398
And here you are
on your wedding day.
715
00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:30,000
Converting to Judaism
was a no-brainer.
716
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,924
You may kiss the bride.
717
00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:33,848
You are very happy
with your decision.
718
00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:35,772
L'Chaim!
719
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,714
And here you are,
720
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,384
accepting your first
joint Academy Award.
721
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,769
Remember to thank the Academy.
722
00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:51,155
Over here!
723
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,058
My, how they sparkle
on the mantlepiece.
724
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,501
And here you are
with your children.
725
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,902
Would you believe it?
726
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,470
Twins, a boy and a girl.
727
00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,973
Coochie coochie coo!
728
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,612
And the grandchildren.
729
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,948
Thank God they have his nose.
730
00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,675
Ah, yes.
731
00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:24,699
It's a truly magnificent life
732
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,724
you've manifested
for yourselves.
733
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:32,596
Oh, and here you are,
walking off into the sunset.
734
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,899
Still crazy
after all these years.
735
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,738
Future Memories!
736
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:44,141
Jumped on it, and it just
cracked completely through.
737
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,842
It was really funny.
738
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,581
Hey, so,
we haven't really talked.
739
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,714
About what?
740
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,785
About us.
741
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,122
We've been hanging out
a lot, and...
742
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,824
things got weird,
and stuff happened.
743
00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,228
I think you're so rad.
744
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,130
We get along really well, so...
745
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,865
I wanna keep hanging out
as friends.
746
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,718
Oh.
747
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,704
Yeah, I just wanted
to tell you now before...
748
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,675
'Cause I never wanna
lead anyone on or anything.
749
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,211
Yeah, I just kind of
felt like going in this...
750
00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:22,613
direction and I wanted to...
751
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,747
...stop it
before things got weird.
752
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,921
I'm sorry
to leave you like this,
753
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,882
but I have to run
to this appointment in the city.
754
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,061
Oh, yeah.
755
00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,163
That's fine. Um...
756
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,831
Sorry, just to clarify,
you just wanna be friends?
757
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,634
Yes.
758
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938
Yeah, we can be friends.
759
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,975
Cool, okay.
760
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,977
Yeah.
Cool.
761
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,110
Uh...
762
00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,115
Bye.
Bye.
763
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,329
I said to myself,
I can't be his friend,
764
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,831
just given how strongly
I feel for him.
765
00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,935
If someone was giving me advice
right now, they would say,
766
00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,586
"Don't be friends
with this person,
767
00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:54,238
'cause it's gonna ultimately
hurt you a lot."
768
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,040
Yeah.
769
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,741
I can do that.
770
00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,875
That's easy.
771
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:09,119
It was the only
thing on my mind, ever...
772
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,354
'cause I couldn't figure out
what happened,
773
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:13,591
so I just kept replaying it
over and over,
774
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:15,192
just thinking about
what I should have done,
775
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893
what I should have said.
776
00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:20,698
I'm sorry to
leave you like this,
777
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,700
but I have to run
to this appointment in the city.
778
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,038
So, sorry, just to clarify,
779
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,906
you just wanna be friends?
780
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,608
Yes.
781
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,879
Actually, I don't think
I could be friends with you.
782
00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,067
Oh.
783
00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,388
Yeah, I think it's best if
we don't see each other anymore.
784
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,356
Okay.
785
00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:47,658
Damn, that's a... a bummer.
786
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,743
Yeah, it fucking sucks.
787
00:43:49,744 --> 00:43:51,829
You think I wanna cut you out
of my life like a crazy person?
788
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,298
No?
No, of course not.
789
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,834
But I definitely
can't be friends with you
790
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,202
because I'm fucking in love
with you.
791
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,039
And you did lead me on.
792
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,674
You kissed me.
793
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,276
You had sex with me.
794
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,878
You always text me,
and now you wanna be friends?
795
00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:11,781
Um, yeah.
796
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,889
Ann, Ann.
797
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,090
Ooh. Jumpy today.
Sorry.
798
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,995
What's up?
799
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:28,032
Okay. Umm, I'm not mad, but...
Oh, god.
800
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,368
What you sent out last night
had a lot of mistakes.
801
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,404
I'm sorry. I'll fix it.
802
00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,689
It's okay, I'm not mad,
803
00:44:35,690 --> 00:44:37,975
but on top of the mistakes,
it was...
804
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,310
just really uninspired.
805
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:42,446
You know, like, where's the...
806
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,114
Where are you?
807
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,782
I'm sorry,
I think I'm just really tired.
808
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,451
Can I get you some Adderall?
Miguel.
809
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,952
I'm just kidding.
810
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:50,187
I'm fine, thank you.
811
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,722
I'll just...
812
00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,039
I'm gonna fix it tonight.
813
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,358
You know the drill, right?
Yeah.
814
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,927
Serve up that
special sauce, you know.
815
00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,963
Fuck it up.
816
00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:01,098
Make it weird.
817
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:03,233
Make them question everything.
818
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:04,268
Yeah, okay.
819
00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,052
Sauce. Fucked up. Weird.
820
00:45:06,053 --> 00:45:07,838
Weird questions, all right?
Got it.
821
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:09,628
That's what I like to hear.
822
00:45:09,629 --> 00:45:11,418
Got it. Okay.
All right.
823
00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:13,208
I will see you
on the flip side, Ann, and...
824
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,333
Hmm?
825
00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:16,789
I'll see you at home, okay?
All right. Good luck.
826
00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:18,245
Call you right after.
Okay.
827
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,929
Hi.
828
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,731
Hi.
829
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,166
What's the matter?
830
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:42,739
It's really stupid.
I don't even wanna tell you.
831
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,007
What's up?
832
00:45:47,795 --> 00:45:49,480
There's this guy...
833
00:45:49,481 --> 00:45:51,949
Oh, okay.
834
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,885
So, I started talking about it,
and she was like,
835
00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,619
"That's...
836
00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,380
exactly what happened..."
With me and Miguel.
837
00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:01,892
What?
838
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,025
Yeah.
839
00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,430
Well...
840
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,114
So, it was 2005,
841
00:46:08,115 --> 00:46:09,800
I just moved to the city
from this small town
842
00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,046
in Northern California.
843
00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:14,292
I was 22 and I didn't know
anyone in New York.
844
00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:16,540
So, I'm fresh off this bus,
waiting in the rain,
845
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,908
when this random dude,
846
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,276
and of course,
he totally forgot I was coming.
847
00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:27,167
And so, I met Miguel
848
00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,453
because I moved into
his apartment.
849
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,421
And I remember when I met him,
850
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:33,557
I thought he was
really handsome.
851
00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,258
He looked like a leading man.
852
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:36,959
All right, well,
welcome to New York.
853
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,397
Oh.
854
00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:43,467
And this is basically
like a one-bedroom apartment
855
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,290
in the East Village,
that was turned
856
00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,113
into a two-bedroom,
and three dudes
857
00:46:47,114 --> 00:46:48,939
had been living there
before I moved in,
858
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:51,542
so there was shit
all over the place.
859
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:54,877
It was a mess,
but it didn't matter.
860
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,214
Until I decided...
How do you like it?
861
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,032
Yes.
862
00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,850
I definitely need to live here.
863
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,030
We just, sort of became buddies,
864
00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,934
or partners,
operating in this little team.
865
00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,968
We just did everything together.
866
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,272
We'd troll the East Village
every night.
867
00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,374
Drank and played pool.
868
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,975
That's what we did.
869
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,447
We would wait up
for each other late at night.
870
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,270
If the other had to work,
871
00:47:32,271 --> 00:47:34,093
meet back up
at two in the morning,
872
00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:35,919
and talk for a little while.
873
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,156
I mean, we literally
were comparing scars.
874
00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:42,593
After about maybe six months
into knowing him,
875
00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:45,062
I thought, "This is very clearly
what happens
876
00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:47,714
when two people
like each other."
877
00:47:47,715 --> 00:47:50,367
There's a force field around us
when we talk to each other.
878
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,070
There's an electricity.
879
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,505
So, I said something to him.
880
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,175
"It seems like you like me.
881
00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:01,578
And I like you.
And maybe we should..."
882
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,646
Dot, dot, dot.
883
00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:05,415
I just don't, uh...
884
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,984
I don't know
what to say to that.
885
00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,253
I mean, that's really cool.
886
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:12,623
And then,
I was really embarrassed.
887
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,257
I, I thought,
888
00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:15,893
"Oh, my god.
I've completely misread
889
00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:17,416
this whole situation."
890
00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,939
And I normally don't do that.
891
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,464
Like, I normally really trust
my judgement.
892
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,749
So, I backed away.
893
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,035
And said like,
"Okay. No problem."
894
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,203
And immediately he was fine,
895
00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,371
and so I thought,
"Well, if he's fine."
896
00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:31,541
Then I'm fine, then we went
back to being friends.
897
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,609
? Oh, yeah ?
898
00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,315
? Where are you going? ?
899
00:48:39,651 --> 00:48:41,450
Audition.
900
00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:44,955
? Where are you going? ?
901
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,562
But it just felt like
there was something amiss.
902
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:55,999
Like, there's something
not quite right.
903
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,468
And, after about
another six months,
904
00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:00,887
I said it again.
905
00:49:00,888 --> 00:49:03,307
"Not to be a weirdo nag,
or anything, but,
906
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,075
I kinda feel like...
907
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:07,677
We spend every night together,
908
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:10,279
and I think maybe
we like each other."
909
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,784
And it was the same thing again.
910
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:17,087
He was like, "No. I don't...
Not, not like that,
911
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,055
but you are my best friend."
912
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,491
We probably had
this conversation
913
00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:23,348
about four or five times.
914
00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:25,205
The first time,
I was embarrassed.
915
00:49:25,206 --> 00:49:27,064
The second time,
I was like, "Really?"
916
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,999
And then by third, I was like,
917
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,034
"This is fucked up."
918
00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:34,504
This went on
for three and a half years.
919
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,328
So, I finally decided to just
920
00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:38,152
get myself out
of this situation.
921
00:49:38,153 --> 00:49:39,977
Because at that point,
it was detrimental to me.
922
00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,112
So I said,
"I'm going to move out.
923
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:44,158
And when I move out,
924
00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:46,204
I'm not gonna hang out
with you anymore.
925
00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:48,251
You make me feel bad
about myself.
926
00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:52,222
And it makes me feel like
I'm an unlovable person."
927
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:55,092
And he was like,
"I can't bear to see you go."
928
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,227
And I was like,
"I can't bear to go,
929
00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,428
but, I must."
930
00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,398
And then I moved out.
931
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,604
About three weeks later,
he said,
932
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,039
"Let's go get a drink."
933
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,452
And I was like, "No,
934
00:50:11,453 --> 00:50:13,865
I don't wanna get
a drink with you."
935
00:50:13,866 --> 00:50:16,279
And he said,
"Please. Get a drink with me."
936
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,347
"Okay, fine."
937
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,417
So, we go to this bar
on the Lower East Side.
938
00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:24,453
I'm just on edge the whole time
like, prickly nervous.
939
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:39,169
And then he tells me
that he's in love with me.
940
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:41,605
And he has been, for a while.
941
00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,562
I was so floored,
942
00:50:43,563 --> 00:50:45,519
because that's exactly
what I wanted him to say,
943
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,477
but I never thought
he'd actually ever
944
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,812
actually say it.
945
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,781
So, my first reaction was...
946
00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:53,216
"You fucker!
947
00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,652
Why did you make me
go through all that?"
948
00:50:55,653 --> 00:51:00,257
And we had this weird,
lengthy, heated conversation
949
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,593
that I can't remember at all,
because I was in shock.
950
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,729
I think we both kinda felt like,
951
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,329
"This is it."
952
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:12,134
And... We made it.
953
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,075
Okay.
954
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,177
This is the same situation.
955
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:23,146
He loves me and he just
doesn't know it, yet.
956
00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:24,681
We're just
gonna keep hanging out
957
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,350
and, uh, he'll figure it out.
958
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,354
All right.
959
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:32,656
Don't forget to lock up.
960
00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:33,723
Okay, bye.
961
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,224
Bye.
962
00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,668
Fuck! Fuck.
963
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,538
Oh, my god.
964
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,246
Hey, where are you?
965
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:57,380
Hi.
966
00:51:57,381 --> 00:52:00,117
I am so sorry.
967
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,185
I, I just got completely
968
00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:03,653
sucked into something at work.
969
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:04,821
It's fine.
970
00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,556
I'm so sorry.
971
00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,825
This is inexcusable.
972
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,328
Um, how did it go?
How did it go?
973
00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:14,498
It was great.
Um, actually, I have to go.
974
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,533
I'm just glad you're okay.
975
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:17,733
Okay, well.
976
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:20,403
I'm so sorry again.
977
00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,471
Bye.
I'll talk to you soon.
978
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:46,897
He loves me.
979
00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,497
He just doesn't know it, yet.
980
00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,404
Hey!
Hey.
981
00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:55,906
How are you?
Good, how are you?
982
00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:57,807
What did you do today?
I just got back.
983
00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,025
I had to get out of this...
984
00:53:00,026 --> 00:53:02,245
Kind of a huge secret
I've never told anyone before.
985
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,214
Okay, so, whisper it.
986
00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:06,583
I wanna try doing stand-up.
987
00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,785
Are you kidding?
988
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,720
I have been writing a bit
in my head,
989
00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,322
for months.
Wait, can we like,
990
00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,191
actually do this?
Yes, okay.
991
00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,725
When are you free?
Let's plan it out right now.
992
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,159
I think the 30th.
993
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,595
That is the perfect day.
994
00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:19,863
...shoot.
You go.
995
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,198
Fuck! Okay.
996
00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,899
Um...
997
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,267
No, can you go first?
998
00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:25,801
No, you got this.
999
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,337
Can we just watch
another stand-up special?
1000
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,005
No. Go!
1001
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,674
Okay.
I still can't believe
1002
00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,992
we did that.
I know!
1003
00:53:32,993 --> 00:53:35,312
It felt so good
to feel, like, nervous again
1004
00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,513
and scared.
We are the coolest people
1005
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,747
I know.
We are.
1006
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,126
Okay, so,
1007
00:53:39,127 --> 00:53:40,505
what are we gonna do next?
1008
00:53:40,506 --> 00:53:41,885
Hmm.
I always wanted to do like,
1009
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,386
a modern,
expressionist dance class.
1010
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:47,656
Wait, I just took one,
last week.
1011
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,458
Weird.
1012
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:15,751
I wanna keep hanging out
as friends.
1013
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:21,391
We never kissed again,
we never hooked up again.
1014
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:25,761
And things started to get
pretty fucked up in my head.
1015
00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,736
What?
1016
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,740
Nothing.
1017
00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,915
So, uh...
1018
00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,984
John asked me to do a project
with him, last night.
1019
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:52,922
Which I think
is a really good sign because...
1020
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,291
But then it's like,
"What does that mean?"
1021
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,310
Can I...
And then there was
1022
00:54:57,311 --> 00:54:58,761
this other moment, I'm sorry.
1023
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,212
Okay.
There's this other moment
1024
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,665
last night, where his foot
was touching my leg,
1025
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,633
and he was seal flipper-ing me.
1026
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,436
Like just his foot
was just grazing my leg,
1027
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,638
and of course,
I wasn't gonna make a move,
1028
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,807
and neither was he.
1029
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,978
'Cause, I think he's scared
of his own feelings, you know?
1030
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,479
Why do you
still hang out with him?
1031
00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,718
Because I like hanging out
with him.
1032
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,387
Don't you think
it's a little masochistic?
1033
00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:27,857
No, I fully have accepted
and understand
1034
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:30,327
that he doesn't want to be
in a relationship right now.
1035
00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:32,928
And that's fine,
because we're friends.
1036
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,964
For now.
1037
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,749
Mm.
And anyway,
1038
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,534
like you're always with Scott.
So, it's like.
1039
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,245
Where is everyone?
1040
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,914
They said it was too far
to come into Manhattan.
1041
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,716
Ha!
1042
00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:53,883
So, Ann.
1043
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,518
What's up with you?
1044
00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,754
I'm starting
a project with John.
1045
00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:01,757
He has this idea
1046
00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,892
and, um, I thought it was cool,
so I said yes.
1047
00:56:04,495 --> 00:56:05,895
Wait.
1048
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,897
You're still hanging out
with John?
1049
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:09,099
Thank you.
1050
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,900
Yeah.
Ann.
1051
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,168
Baby girl.
1052
00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:15,438
No, no, no. I don't think
this is a good idea.
1053
00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:16,873
Why not?
1054
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,442
Because you still like him.
1055
00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:21,744
Yeah, but it's not
like that, we're just...
1056
00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,948
working on a project together.
Ann.
1057
00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,448
Ann.
1058
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,650
Think about it.
1059
00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:49,873
Good evening, I'm Andy Pincers,
and welcome back
1060
00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:52,475
to What's The Problem?
1061
00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:54,944
Tonight, we bring you
some exclusive interviews
1062
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,413
with some very special guests.
1063
00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,483
So, Lallie, tell us.
1064
00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:03,019
What is Ann's problem?
1065
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,888
Andy, we've been over this.
1066
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,690
It's that she's
repulsively naive.
1067
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:10,426
Repulsive.
1068
00:57:13,164 --> 00:57:15,565
Penis?
1069
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,767
I don't believe you.
No, seriously.
1070
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:22,939
I don't ever, truly,
honestly never watched porn.
1071
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,706
I don't.
Wait, so.
1072
00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,444
Truly, honestly,
how do you like?
1073
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,864
Um...
1074
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:34,750
I kind of just think about like,
what it's like to be in love.
1075
00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,722
Oh. Interesting.
1076
00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:40,989
Goddamn it, Ann.
1077
00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:44,160
Yeah. Um...
1078
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:47,864
Tiffany, what do you think
the problem is?
1079
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,133
She pours out all of her power
to fill him up.
1080
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:51,801
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1081
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,470
Would you mind
doing me a huge favor?
1082
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:55,171
Yeah, anything. What's up?
1083
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,007
It's irresponsible.
1084
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,075
Hm.
1085
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,119
Oh, hey. Actually I, um...
1086
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,921
I have to go let my roommate in.
1087
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,130
Oh.
Um...
1088
00:58:13,131 --> 00:58:14,339
Okay.
Yeah, but I'll see you...
1089
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,548
Yeah, I'll be back.
Yeah. Okay.
1090
00:58:15,549 --> 00:58:16,757
Cool, see you.
Bye.
1091
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,665
What do you think
the problem is?
1092
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,167
She's completely, Mm-hmm.
1093
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,502
And totally,
ANDY: Mm-hmm.
1094
00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:27,170
Deluded.
Mm.
1095
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:30,240
My brain had
just stopped working.
1096
00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:31,941
Okay. So, I only have access...
1097
00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:35,109
...I told you
to do that everyday.
1098
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,530
I'm sorry, honey,
but you're emotionally bankrupt.
1099
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,722
All you have to do is say,
1100
00:59:03,723 --> 00:59:06,242
"If you don't want to be with me
then it's your loss."
1101
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,944
You can do so much better.
1102
00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:11,648
Yeah, you deserve someone
who actually cares about you.
1103
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,048
You know what?
1104
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:16,852
Call him.
Mm.
1105
00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,888
No.
1106
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,990
Right now.
1107
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,879
Ann.
1108
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,564
Come on, go.
Okay.
1109
00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:30,165
Oh, my...
1110
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:56,025
Hiya, Loops.
How's it going?
1111
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,594
Hey, how are you?
1112
00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,640
I'm good, I'm good.
1113
00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:01,686
I'm just packing up
for that trip in the Gal�pagos.
1114
01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:03,733
There's all these last minute
thing to do, um...
1115
01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:05,368
No.
What's up with you?
1116
01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:07,736
Um. Not too much.
1117
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,523
Okay.
Okay.
1118
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,309
Um, awkward conversation
approaching.
1119
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,060
Oh, great. I love those.
1120
01:00:15,061 --> 01:00:16,813
You ready?
Yup.
1121
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,214
Okay.
1122
01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:20,917
Do you know
that I still like you?
1123
01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:24,921
Like, is that within
your awareness?
1124
01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:27,072
Uh-huh.
1125
01:00:27,073 --> 01:00:29,223
Yeah, sometimes
I am aware of it.
1126
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,060
We, we hang out so much,
1127
01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:33,963
and sometimes the things
that you say,
1128
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,932
and like the stuff
that we do together,
1129
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,734
just makes me think...
1130
01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,168
...that you like me.
1131
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:42,705
And I'm just
really confused, so...
1132
01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:45,775
I wanted to talk to you
about that.
1133
01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:49,379
Well, I really like
hanging out with you,
1134
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:53,416
and we have
so much fun together.
1135
01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,701
I just like being your friend,
1136
01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,987
because you're so cool
and you're so rad.
1137
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,855
Uh, not helping.
1138
01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,189
Um...
1139
01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,192
Okay, how about this?
1140
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:10,133
I need you to just say out loud,
1141
01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,669
that you don't like me that way.
1142
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:16,739
Or else, I won't believe you.
1143
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:18,974
Do you want me to say that?
1144
01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,045
Yeah.
1145
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:23,979
Okay, um...
1146
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,148
Ann, I don't...
1147
01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:29,235
like you that way.
1148
01:01:29,236 --> 01:01:31,688
I don't share
the same feelings that you do.
1149
01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:34,756
But I really like you
as a friend.
1150
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,291
Okay.
1151
01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:40,730
Okay.
I don't that we should
1152
01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,876
hang out any more.
1153
01:01:42,877 --> 01:01:45,022
No, we don't have to do this.
1154
01:01:45,023 --> 01:01:47,170
It'll be such a bummer.
1155
01:01:47,171 --> 01:01:48,805
Yeah, you've said that before.
1156
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,807
Well, I mean it.
1157
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,524
Okay.
Look, can we just talk
1158
01:01:52,525 --> 01:01:54,243
Um, I have to go.
About this, when I get back.
1159
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:55,694
Ann?
1160
01:01:55,695 --> 01:01:57,146
Are you there?
Okay.
1161
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,247
Ann?
Bye.
1162
01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:18,917
John.
1163
01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:20,403
It's so great to have you
on the show.
1164
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,171
Thank you so much again,
for joining us.
1165
01:02:22,172 --> 01:02:23,339
Thank you for having me.
1166
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,140
Cameras are off.
Oh?
1167
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,876
Come on, you can tell me.
1168
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:31,113
What was the problem?
1169
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:37,353
Well, what it really
came down to was...
1170
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,388
I just wasn't attracted to her.
1171
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:40,889
Bah!
1172
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,428
Now, that's a problem.
1173
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:49,465
Um, and then there was
the nose, of course.
1174
01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:51,100
Terrible, the worst.
1175
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,490
She was so clingy,
1176
01:02:52,491 --> 01:02:53,880
she just wasn't someone
I wanna start
1177
01:02:53,881 --> 01:02:55,271
a relationship with.
No, no, no.
1178
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,371
You don't need that.
1179
01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,473
I just wish she would stop.
1180
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,791
Let me tell you.
1181
01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:02,111
She's on my show every day,
and I hate her.
1182
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,012
Mm.
1183
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,915
I know you got more.
1184
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,151
And then, uh...
1185
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,793
It just doesn't make any sense.
1186
01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:19,328
I feel like he's just lying
to himself.
1187
01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,330
What?
Ann.
1188
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:24,934
Wake up.
1189
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,937
It has been an entire year.
1190
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:30,940
And it never even came close
to a relationship.
1191
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,242
And since, okay,
no one else will tell you,
1192
01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:36,945
you're being crazy,
like actually out of your mind.
1193
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,949
Well, maybe if you weren't
1194
01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:41,161
hanging out with Scott
all the time,
1195
01:03:41,162 --> 01:03:42,373
you'd have
a better understanding
1196
01:03:42,374 --> 01:03:43,586
of how much pain
I'm in right now.
1197
01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:45,304
Listen to yourself!
1198
01:03:45,305 --> 01:03:47,023
I'm telling you
that I'm having a hard time,
1199
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,025
and you're just abandoning me.
There is more to life
1200
01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:51,861
than stupid boys,
and stupid love, Ann.
1201
01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:53,995
Have you even read
the news lately?
1202
01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,938
I don't hang out with you
because you suck to be around.
1203
01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,373
You suck my energy.
1204
01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:06,241
I'm just this pot,
1205
01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:08,110
that you dump
all your emotional shit into.
1206
01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,545
And I'm sick of it!
1207
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,346
Figure your shit out.
1208
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:16,478
? You ?
1209
01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:29,524
? You and ?
1210
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:37,933
? You and I ?
1211
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:43,939
? You and ?
1212
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:50,146
? You and I ?
1213
01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:53,482
Fuck.
1214
01:05:53,483 --> 01:05:55,084
Shit.
1215
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,318
No.
1216
01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,270
Miss Lupo.
1217
01:06:16,028 --> 01:06:17,784
I'm here tonight
and gone tomorrow.
1218
01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:19,542
I have a bottle of red wine
that we can pretend to share
1219
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,344
while we instead make love on
every surface of my apartment.
1220
01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:15,163
Hey.
1221
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,342
Hi.
Hey.
1222
01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:28,811
It's good to see you.
Right.
1223
01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:31,446
It's been a while.
I know.
1224
01:07:37,436 --> 01:07:38,687
Where were you?
1225
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:40,188
Everywhere.
1226
01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,692
Um...
1227
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,661
Western hemisphere?
Eastern hemisphere?
1228
01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:49,197
I was in Frankfurt.
1229
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,201
Ah, yes. Frankfurt.
1230
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:55,170
So, what was in Frankfurt?
1231
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:57,472
Work.
1232
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,342
Just work?
1233
01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,543
Just work.
1234
01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,150
Where are you going tomorrow?
1235
01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:09,385
LA.
1236
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:10,518
What's in LA?
1237
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,220
Work.
1238
01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,374
Slow down.
1239
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,515
Wait, do the...
1240
01:11:55,979 --> 01:12:00,716
So, I've been thinking
a lot about myself recently.
1241
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,452
Searching for every flaw
I could find.
1242
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,603
My god.
1243
01:12:05,604 --> 01:12:07,754
But the only place
these flaws ever really existed,
1244
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,857
was in...
1245
01:12:10,794 --> 01:12:13,329
my mind.
1246
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,896
So, they don't define me.
1247
01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,999
I define me.
1248
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,801
? So you fucked up ?
1249
01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:20,936
? So what? So, you got fucked ?
1250
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,289
? Ooh ?
? So what ?
1251
01:12:24,290 --> 01:12:27,643
? Do you really think
That you're the only one ?
1252
01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,878
? Who dreams of love
And romance ?
1253
01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:32,114
? But then settles
For the nonsense ?
1254
01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:37,353
? Of somebody else's
Idea of fun ?
1255
01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,555
? You'll try to change,
But don't ?
1256
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:40,989
? You'll get in your way ?
1257
01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:42,423
? So don't ?
? No ?
1258
01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,859
? You could never change ?
1259
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,628
? You're who you're mean to be ?
1260
01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:49,765
? So knockers up
And let's get cracking ?
1261
01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,700
? Honey, there's nothing
That you're lacking ?
1262
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,104
? And besides ?
1263
01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:58,140
? This is not about him ?
1264
01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:01,476
? This is about you and me ?
1265
01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:12,654
? In reality ?
1266
01:13:12,655 --> 01:13:14,823
? Reality's a fickle thing ?
1267
01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,393
? That tends to happen
In between ?
1268
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,661
? In all that we do
And that we dream ?
1269
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,797
? Don't ever
Let it bring you down ?
1270
01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,400
? Or convince you
To your dreams, to lie ?
1271
01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:26,668
? You risked a lot
When you believed ?
1272
01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:29,738
? But more if you don't try ?
1273
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,723
? In reality ?
1274
01:13:31,724 --> 01:13:33,709
? The love you have
Is all you need ?
1275
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,078
? And it's a coursing river ?
1276
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,246
? It's an endless sea ?
1277
01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,416
? Don't hold it back ?
? Don't hold it back ?
1278
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,651
? You will break free ?
1279
01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:44,686
? It's time
You started listening ?
1280
01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:46,088
? To the best girl in you ?
1281
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,856
? That's me, and I say ?
1282
01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,458
? Move on ?
1283
01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,827
? You want love ?
1284
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:54,863
? Like, real love ?
1285
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:56,832
? Cosmic love ?
1286
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,501
? Ground shaking,
Earth quaking ?
1287
01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:01,770
? Fantastic, orgasmic ?
1288
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,155
? Paul Newman
Eat your heart out ?
1289
01:14:04,156 --> 01:14:06,540
? Oh, baby, it's out there
Let me tell you ?
1290
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,977
? But what's really
More important is this ?
1291
01:14:18,188 --> 01:14:21,023
? In reality ?
1292
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:24,693
? There's no one else
You have please ?
1293
01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:27,496
? No one is more you than you ?
1294
01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,131
? And I am you ?
1295
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:34,603
? And you are me ?
1296
01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,571
? Don't hold it back ?
1297
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,974
? You will break free ?
1298
01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,544
? What you want ?
1299
01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:46,814
? You already have ?
1300
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:54,522
? In reality ?
1301
01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,921
Morning.
1302
01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:00,054
Morning.
1303
01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:02,156
How you doing?
1304
01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,959
I'm okay.
1305
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,140
I'm sorry I've sucked lately.
1306
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,712
I'm sorry I was mean.
1307
01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,686
I was never really happy
for you and Scott.
1308
01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:32,186
I know.
1309
01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:37,592
I judged you hard
on the whole John thing.
1310
01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,631
Are we even?
1311
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,800
We don't have to keep score.
1312
01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:45,933
Hmm.
1313
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,205
How is Scott?
1314
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,878
We broke up.
1315
01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,046
What? When?
1316
01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,116
Same day we were mean.
1317
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,088
Ah...
1318
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,956
What happened?
1319
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,792
He just said he wanted
to be free.
1320
01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:16,832
And you can't argue
with that, right?
1321
01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,702
I'm sorry.
1322
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:37,319
Well, being
that I am the only certified
1323
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,787
wedding planner in the room.
1324
01:17:38,788 --> 01:17:40,322
I think...
1325
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,424
Look at this face, that's joy
1326
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,292
from being able to dance
to good music.
1327
01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:45,794
Okay, we need...
Knock, knock.
1328
01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,696
Hey, how are you?
Hi, Miguel.
1329
01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:49,347
How are you?
Dude, I haven't seen you
1330
01:17:49,348 --> 01:17:50,999
in forever, how's it going?
Hi.
1331
01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,047
Hi.
Hello.
1332
01:17:55,048 --> 01:17:57,072
Oh, Ann, maybe you can help us
end this debate.
1333
01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,973
Ann, what's more important?
1334
01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:00,941
A great band.
1335
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,778
Or...
1336
01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:06,348
Gold calligraphy
on weighted card stock.
1337
01:18:08,033 --> 01:18:09,718
Look at it, it's beautiful.
1338
01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:11,787
Well, that is
also really beautiful.
1339
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,221
And inviting.
Yeah.
1340
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:14,690
And it doesn't look like a bill.
1341
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,357
No.
It looks like something
1342
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:18,026
special for you.
Yeah, but...
1343
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,161
Your decision.
1344
01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,897
Thank you. And you know,
1345
01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,232
you and I can take
calligraphy classes
1346
01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:25,744
and we can do this ourselves.
1347
01:18:25,745 --> 01:18:27,256
I love that.
Yeah.
1348
01:18:27,257 --> 01:18:28,770
I support and encourage
that hobby.
1349
01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,205
I might join you on that.
1350
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,831
Let me know.
Ann.
1351
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,457
All right.
What do we need,
1352
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:35,083
what are we talking about?
1353
01:18:35,084 --> 01:18:36,709
It's pretty. We can.
It will look good.
1354
01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:39,848
All right, what's up?
1355
01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,249
Okay.
1356
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:43,185
I'm ready to start
my project now.
1357
01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:45,353
Ooh, did you send me the script?
1358
01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:48,190
Nope. This is a brand-new idea.
1359
01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:49,824
It doesn't have a script yet.
1360
01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:52,728
Cool.
Yeah.
1361
01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:53,994
So, how can I help?
1362
01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:59,200
I need you to interview me.
1363
01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:11,279
There we go.
1364
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,380
It's too far?
Yeah.
1365
01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,949
Okay.
1366
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,249
All right, um...
1367
01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,152
I'm...
1368
01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:18,853
making a film...
1369
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,022
about me...
1370
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:25,092
and my feelings for you.
1371
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,831
And how, even though
it's been a year,
1372
01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:33,067
and you've been
very clear with me,
1373
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,902
your feelings,
1374
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,905
I'm still not over you.
1375
01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:40,442
And I wanna figure out
why that is, and,
1376
01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:42,444
and how I got to this point.
1377
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,395
So.
1378
01:19:44,396 --> 01:19:46,348
I don't know what form
it's gonna take, yet.
1379
01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:48,316
But I just wanted
to let you know.
1380
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,384
Before I got too far
along with it.
1381
01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:53,321
Oh, huh.
1382
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:56,324
Thank you for letting me know.
1383
01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:58,826
But it's gonna be fun,
1384
01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:01,329
it's gonna be very much
a self-investigation.
1385
01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,963
Yeah, well...
1386
01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:11,338
I'm sorry that...
1387
01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,274
It's okay.
1388
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,345
I get it, I think.
1389
01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:19,947
Or at least,
I hopefully will soon.
1390
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,354
Are you okay?
1391
01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:30,224
Yeah.
1392
01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:33,194
Okay.
1393
01:22:25,675 --> 01:22:27,575
You look lovely, darling.
1394
01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:30,077
Well, as do you...
1395
01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:33,480
my lady.
1396
01:22:36,018 --> 01:22:37,686
Couple Miguel...
1397
01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:39,620
And Adrienne.
1398
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,556
My bosses, who I love so much.
1399
01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:44,225
Oh, ladies.
I wanna fuck you both!
1400
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:46,528
How dare you
MAN: Whoa!
1401
01:22:46,529 --> 01:22:47,945
Disrespect us like that!
1402
01:22:47,946 --> 01:22:49,364
Yeah, shame on you!
Oh, you're crazy.
1403
01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,999
We will castrate you!
1404
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,567
You better run!
1405
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,910
In all my past lives,
1406
01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,811
and the lives
that I have yet to live,
1407
01:23:04,812 --> 01:23:06,715
I will never love anyone
as much as I love you.
1408
01:23:06,716 --> 01:23:08,984
Even if I come back as a goat?
1409
01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,486
Especially if you come back
as a goat.
1410
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,754
I will braid your beard.
1411
01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:15,256
Oh, why thank you.
1412
01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:18,209
No.
1413
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,327
That's it, right?
1414
01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:39,146
? Darling ?
1415
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:42,083
? Take in ?
1416
01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:45,586
? In my heart it is written ?
1417
01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:48,790
Miguel.
1418
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,159
I vow to be your colleague.
1419
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,595
Your champion.
Your confidant.
1420
01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:56,297
Your goofball.
And your queen.
1421
01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:58,199
Through thick and thin.
1422
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,435
Through good times and bad.
1423
01:24:00,436 --> 01:24:02,704
For richer or for poorer.
1424
01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,472
As long as we both shall live.
1425
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,340
As long as we both shall live.
1426
01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,822
As many of you know,
I was, uh...
1427
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:23,324
jilted.
1428
01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:27,395
Uh.
1429
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,365
It happens, and I'm sure
you might think I may be a bit
1430
01:24:30,366 --> 01:24:32,199
triggered by this...
1431
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:34,068
situation.
1432
01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:35,669
Celebration.
1433
01:24:37,339 --> 01:24:39,173
Two trees.
1434
01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:41,508
Planted next to each other.
1435
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:47,482
Growth, through life.
1436
01:24:47,483 --> 01:24:52,286
Cells dividing,
expanding, creating more.
1437
01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:56,356
Consciousness.
1438
01:24:57,827 --> 01:24:59,526
Adrienne...
1439
01:25:00,362 --> 01:25:02,196
you never needed
1440
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,565
anyone to complete you.
1441
01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:08,136
And Miguel,
1442
01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:10,671
you make her more complete.
1443
01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:13,775
You know, I wish I knew
what that felt like.
1444
01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:16,778
Well, she did hook up with...
1445
01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,412
Two trees.
1446
01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:20,647
Planted next to each other.
1447
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,385
Cheers.
1448
01:25:24,386 --> 01:25:25,420
Cheers.
1449
01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,122
Love you, Rach.
1450
01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:29,156
You are the trees.
1451
01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,459
Cheers.
1452
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,261
You're the tree too, man.
1453
01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:37,298
? Come for me, close ?
1454
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:41,136
? Take all of me ?
1455
01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:44,405
? Yours is the only ?
1456
01:25:44,406 --> 01:25:47,175
? Love ?
1457
01:25:47,176 --> 01:25:51,178
? I need ?
1458
01:25:52,781 --> 01:25:55,682
? Darling ?
1459
01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:58,753
? Kiss me ?
1460
01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:02,489
? In my heart, I'm singing ?
1461
01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:06,561
? Softly ?
1462
01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:10,364
? And I always will ?
1463
01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:14,401
? I belong ?
1464
01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:18,305
? To you ?
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