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This is just silly. You are nuts.

Can we just turn around? I'm not turning around.

Alright. Where are we going? I don't know that yet.

Oh, OK. Can you just shut up for a second?

I don't even know how to drive this thing.

You're riding the clutch. What?

If you don't release it fully,

You're worried about stress on the clutch plate!

What about my stress? You made me steal a car!

I made you steal a car!

What are we doing out here?

Hey, get back in the car. It's raining.

Shut up and let me think for a second!

You could have just left me alone.

You were about to go to another game!

You think I'm just going to let you

flush your entire life down the toilet?

Hey, what are you doing? You can't even drive that thing.

Hey!

Lucy!

Hey, Lucy!

Lucy!

What is that?

This is a ceiling medallion. It's for Justin's.

You do know it's the middle of the night.

I put this in - the house is done.

Can I smell walnuts?

Ah... the slice.

You're baking? Yeah.

It's for mothers' group.

It's my turn to bring a plate.

You know what they're like.

Okay.

I'm after work.

I've got a double shift.

You know, you could do with

Hi. Licence, please.

Was it the bunny hopping?

Sorry. I'm actually not used to driving manual.

It's not my car. I mean, I didn't really...

I didn't steal it or anything. I just borrowed it.

Has it been reported?

Because, honestly, I was on my way to return...

Oh! That's different. Um...

How about I promise to drive more carefully,

and I just go on my merry way?

So, Lewis has gone insane. That's nothing new, is it?

He's baking. That is new.

I don't know what he's going to do now that Justin's house is finished.

He needs a project.

Thanks, Maddie. Thanks.

How's your project going? 12-week scan tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, you know, with the miscarriage,

it'll be good to see a little person in there -

And, you know, then there's

My risk factors have gone up since Poppy.

You're not old.

13% higher chance of miscarriage,

10% higher risk of

3% higher risk of stillbirth, double the risk of Down syndrome,

0.3% increased risk of placenta previa,

But you know what? I'm not focusing on the numbers.

Mmm, clearly.

Lucy. Dad?

Why are you answering Harry's phone?

Didn't have a key to drop him

He's a bit under the weather.

Did you get my message? No... I've been busy.

That is great that Harry's with you. No problem.

Everything's really good here.

Lucy, what's going on?

Dad, calm down. You were charged with theft.

Why would I calm down?

A local court appearance,

a fine, a warning,

and then everything will be

This isn't you, Lucy.

Justin was going to do something really stupid.

Where did he go?

He made his own way home.

Lucy.

What are you doing?

Can we talk? I'm going to bed.

Hey, please, just wait!

I just want to say thank you.

I could have lost more money.

Right.

I was...

I was way out of line back there, OK?

I didn't...

..didn't mean to do...

..what I did.

Take it back.

Good. I take back ever trying to help you.

So... we're even.

Now just please leave me alone.

What's going on? Did you do something bad?

Because Dad's acting really weird, which is great,

because it means he's distracted

when he finds out that I failed maths.

Can you let me in?

Yeah.

Hi.

Hey. Sorry about last night.

I really shouldn't drink, especially beer.

No more... beer for me.

It's cool. You were... happy.

Yeah, a little too happy.

Luckily Lewis rescued me.

How did the rest of your night end up?

Oh... just the usual.

You know, work, the pub. Yeah.

Yeah. I should get ready, actually.

Oh, here, Lewis.

Hello!

Hey, you. Mummy!

Hi, gorgeous girl. Hey, look what I've made.

You know how you have to take a model in for your graduation.

It's not a peanut, sweetie. It's a kidney.

And it works just like a real one.

See how the nephrons filter out the waste from the blood

and pump them out the ureter?

Isn't it clever?

Mr Tuck said that mums and dads aren't supposed to do the homework for us.

I... I think Mr Tuck have the point.

Well, I made a volcano!

Look what she made...

..all by herself. Great.

It doesn't do anything. She made it.

That's fantastic, sweetheart. But did you see Mummy's?

Look how the heart...

Whoo-hoo!

Look. Hey!

You need to help me convince her to take the kidney.

That doesn't even look like a volcano.

I don't know how to say this. You are...

It's her graduation. I just want her to have a perfect model.

Are you worried about the ultrasound today?

This whole perfect kidney,

No, of course not!

Whatever happens, happens. I...

We have one healthy child.

Are you freaking out about the scan?

I'm freaking out about the scan. Come here.

I'll get it!

Hey! Look what I made.

Wow! That's great, Pops.

Have you made your project, Stella? Nuh.

No, not yet. Thinking of making a diorama.

It's a box, and you fill it with the favourite thing you've learnt this year.

What are you going to put in there, Stell?

Nothing.

Nuh. Oh...

Right, well, we better get going. Lewis is in the car.

He's taken bad mood to a whole new level.

He lost 11 grand?!

Shh!

You don't know his side of the story yet.

He made my daughter steal a car,

then he pissed off and left her to cop the blame.

I don't need his side of the story.

Well, whatever happened last night, we need to put it aside.

Agreed. We've been working for months.

We put on the finishing touches, and it's celebration time.

I'll put it in, then I'm going home.

Hey! Hey, we got the medallion.

Shall we do the honours?

It's a great house.

Look, it's a good size block.

It's close to schools and shops.

I've got a list of buyers who'd be interested.

I'll be in touch.

Yeah. Great.

Well, that went well.

Welcome to William Garrett Barker.

Great to be here.

I'm so excited about this internship.

I mean, obviously, it's a very prestigious firm and...

I've worked my guts out to get this view.

They'll have to drag my dead body out of here. I'll never give it up.

Wow! OK.

The legal world is still a boys' club, Lucy.

Women have to work 10 times as hard to get noticed.

Us girls have to stick together.

So, any problems - anything at all - you come to me, alright?

Well...

..actually, there is...

..one thing.

We should have brought Lewis.

Like he's gonna want to help Justin right now.

We can be men without Lewis.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Just stick to the plan, we'll be fine.

Oh. Hi! Hey!

Uh, w-we were just... walking on our way to school,

and we realised we were a bit... A little bit early.

Yeah.

Uh... we thought maybe Melody might like a play date.

Yeah.

We've gotta get ready for school.

It's funny that,

And we are experts at making space dioramas.

Hi, Melody. Hi.

Have you made your space diorama for prep graduation?

No, not yet. Oh.

Luckily, we brought glitter glue.

Heard it was a high-stakes game.

Did you also hear your mate's daughter stole my car?

Oh, I'm sure she didn't mean it.

No, she wouldn't have done that. Yeah.

There. All done.

Can I show them the cubby?

Five minutes.

Come on, Stella.

Wait up, Melody! Come on!

Simon, I know you don't like Justin,

but when he was with your wife, you guys were on a break.

You need to give Justin his money back.

Now, why would I want to do that?

Well, his wife died. He's not rich.

He's gonna have to sell his house to pay you back.

Where is that cheque he wrote?

Ah. Here we go.

Lucky you reminded me.

Now I'll remember to bank it.

Excuse me, fellas.

What a prick!

I can't believe he... It's $15,000 - it's not $11,000.

Shit!

We could steal it. No, we can't.

Could we?

No, he'll know. He'll know.

We destroy the evidence, deny it ever existed.

His word against ours.

A couple of your mates have turned up.

Eat it. No!

Consumption of evidence - best way to get rid of anything.

No, I... I...

Quick! They're coming!

Hey!

Do you want a glass of water, mate? It's pretty hot in here.

Where's the cheque? What cheque?

Yeah, that's what I'm here to sort.

I wrote you a cheque for 15 grand last night.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

You wanted to spot me four grand.

But you never did, so, really, I owe you 11.

True.

No. What?

What if there WASN'T a poker match last night?

What if you don't owe him anything?

What are you talking about?

OK, where is the cheque?

Look, I like to clear my debts, so...

..11 grand.

OK, where's my magnet?

The little Opera House?

It was a souvenir.

Oh, sh... Come on.

Quickly! Off you go!

Oh, I can definitely feel it.

I've got chest pain.

Why did you swallow the magnet?

I didn't do it on purpose! It just went down with the cheque!

Oh, it's probably... lodged in my... oesophageal sphincter.

Your what?!

I get a lot of heartburn. What were you thinking?

It was a high-pressure situation!

You could be a little bit grateful! I did it for you!

Then you go and write him another bloody cheque!

Quick, hurry up, darling.

I've been experimenting with gluten-free slice options.

You what?

What's up with him?

I've got a little bit of the Opera House sticking into my heart.

Where is he? He knows I'm stressing about this scan.

Well, have you tried calling him?

I told him to meet me here and we'd go up to imaging together.

We have three minutes. Oh.

OK, look, I'll call Lewis.

Psst! Gemma. We've got a bit of a situation.

What...?

Hey.

What's happening?

He swallowed the Opera House.

He what? A magnet.

He made me do it. For Justin - not me.

I never asked him. They didn't want Dr Albert to see.

No, no, don't. She's worried about the scan.

I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

OK, where does it hurt? Here.

Right. And just one magnet?

Yeah. Not the Harbour Bridge as well?

'Cause if there's two magnets, they can join,

and they can perforate your intestine.

No, just the one.

Oh. Don't worry - I just... I'm... I'm fine.

I...I'm... I'm breathing through it.

We'll get to the scan.

He swallowed the Opera House.

A magnet.

He says he can feel it in his chest. How big was it?

It was wrapped in a cheque. He swallowed that, too.

Sorry to interrupt.

It's just, there's someone looking for you, Gemma.

Um, no, nothing. I'm just looking for Gemma.

Are you alright? You look like you've been crying.

Just got sacked.

Oh...

How did they find out?

My boss tricked me into confiding in her.

I told her that I had a little brush with the law,

then she smiled at me... and fired me.

Apparently, I'm not a good fit for William Garrett Barker's brand.

They sound mean. You're probably better off out of there.

Shut up, Kane.

How long does an X-ray take?

The good news is that the Opera House

It's here. In your stomach.

So those chest pains you're feeling are completely normal. It's stress.

I thought that I... have a little bit a trouble passing through my oesophageal sphincter.

It's mildly defective. I can... I can a little...

Your oesophageal sphincter has... has risen to the occasion.

It has passed the foreign object through your oesophagus -

see? - and into your stomach.

Mmm.

I mean, there's no need to panic.

The next sphincter that it has to... pass through

is gonna be the... tricky one.

Mmm. But you'll be fine. You will.

Look, there might be a bit of an issue with the jagged edges.

You know, the sails are gonna...

..give you a little bit of grief on the way through.

Although, it is presenting in the right way,

with the uncomfortable edges to the side,

making the passage as smooth as can be.

Are you laughing? No!

Absolutely not. No.

Uh-uh.

And, um...

..when?

When will it...

..pass?

It's just... it'll come when it's ready.

Try to keep busy - take your mind off it.

You know, we, um... we missed your scan.

Mmm.

I made another appointment for tomorrow afternoon.

It should have passed by then.

I feel responsible.

I told him to eat it.

It's not your fault.

OK, mate, I got it.

I stuffed up - Mark, Simon,

the house, all of you.

Good thing I'll be gone soon.

There's a building initiative up near Albury.

They're offering apprenticeships and accommodation for families.

You're leaving?

I don't want to talk about it.

Gets cold in Albury.

I mean, we could help.

You know, other ways.

It's not the debt - it's... it's a fresh start.

It's a really good opportunity, and...

..I'll get my apprenticeship, earn decent money,

plenty of room for the kids.

Have you told THEM that?

I will when I pick them up from their grandparents tonight.

Hey, there's a couple of things I've gotta do in the city.

Can you, um... drop me off up here at the tram stop?

Fine.

What?

Didn't think you were the running away type, that's all.

I'm not running away.

Fixing my mess before I go.

Ex... excuse me.

Excuse me, sir. You really need to have an appointment.

Sir. This is the waste of the courts time. Not to mentioned mine.

No. No, I'm not interested in doing that.

You have to give her another go. I'll call you back.

Sorry - who? I tried to stop him.

Lucy. Lucy Crabb. And who are you?

Yeah, you can't sack her - it wasn't her fault.

I made her steal the car. She was only trying to help.

What are you doing in my office?

Lucy is the smartest person I know, with the biggest heart.

You could do with some of that around here.

You need to leave.

That your son? Excuse me - what are you doing?

What's his name? Sorry?

Uh... Hugo.

Hugo.

"Dear Hugo, play hard, never give up. Justin..."

"Baynie." Justin Baynie.

I don't get it. Your son will.

Here. My number.

Maybe I can practise with his team sometime,

kick a ball around with his mates.

If...

..you give Lucy another go.

No mayo?

Eat your sandwich, and don't complain.

Hey, I am not complaining. This is awesome.

Can you bring me lunch every day?

Oi! No pashing in the playground.

We don't have that rule here.

I gotta tell you something.

I lost my job.

Justin got in this poker game last night

and he lost a lot of money.

And then he was about to, like, get in a car to lose more, and so I stole it.

Sorry?

And then Justin tried to kiss me, I didn't return the kiss

and he retracted it later, so generally speaking it all missing that happend.

Then I got arrested. Well, I got charged.

And I told my boss.

Oh, well. At least you anwsered your boss.

Well, I was going to tell you. Yeah.

It was dumb of me to help him.

It's the firm.

Answer it.

Hello?

OK.

Yeah. Of course.

I'll be in there as soon as I can.

They're gonna give me another shot.

They want me back in there this afternoon.

Harry?

I should get back to class.

Are you coming to the tute?

Why? You did so well in maths.

I didn't go to the exam.

OK, don't be mad.

I sat it for you.

It's all sorted. I'm gonna sit it next year.

You what?!

Why would you do this? I don't know.

You were so hell-bent on stuffing up your life,

I thought I'd try and un-stuff it.

What, and fail yourself? Ugh.

Do you know how angry your old man is with me right now?

I'm trying to fix everything I've done to piss him off, and you...

Why do you care so much about what Dad thinks?

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, uh, she accidentally wrote her student number on my exam,

and I passed, even though I wasn't there,

but she failed.

You see, my baby was sick.

Yeah. Tonsillitis.

And, um, she had no sleep - you know, fuzzy head -

and got to the exams next day, and muddled up the, um...

The student number. ..student numbers.

Yeah. Yeah.

Have you got a medical certificate?

Who for? The baby.

That's the excuse you're using, right?

Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Where are we gonna get a medical certificate?

Are you really going away?

Yeah.

Is it because of Lucy?

It's for a whole bunch of reasons.

I'll hate your guts if you go.

Oh, tell me what you really think.

Mm-hm. Really?

You and Ryan aren't together anymore?

We're... not exclusive.

He's still freaked out about the whole baby thing, and...

..he doesn't want

I gotta get to my tute.

You need to come with me. Aargh!

What are you... what are you doing?!

Aargh!

You could live to be 100 and search every country in the world,

and you will never meet a girl like Phoebe.

Do you understand? I know.

You don't like babies? I like babies.

So what's the problem, then? I tried to talk to it, OK?

You're afraid of Jem.

Look, he could be hours. Look, I... I'm staying, OK?

I'm not letting him sell this house -

not when I slaved to build it.

Swallowed a... national icon to save it.

Hey.

Are you here for Justin?

Oh, he gave me a key. We have an inspection.

Oh, great. Well, you can let us in.

Uh, we're, um... we're the builders.

The, uh... ceiling medallion?

Yeah, we got locked out.

Just having a, uh... smoko.

So, there's three bedrooms - two here and one down the back.

High ceilings and polished floorboards throughout.

Yeah, this is where we got rid of all the asbestos, all here.

Yep - got rid of that when we demolished the structural wall.

Yep, nah, it's looking pretty good. We fixed it.

But, uh, yeah, most of the termites gone now - it's good.

Do you mind leaving us?

I'll show you the bathroom - this way.

Did we discover the asbestos the day we burst the water main?

OK, we get what you're doing.

You're not builders, look at you.

You're a couple.

We're not.

And you want to buy this place,

so you're trying to scare off the competition.

Well, it's not gonna work with us.

We've already to make an offer.

We've got our finances organised. Have you?

That's all I need to know for the medical certificate.

Hey, sorry you missed your ultrasound.

Oh, it's fine.

Yeah, I remember Nicola stressing before hers.

You know, the moment you see that little baby on the screen, it's...

I'm not really helping, am I?

What is that?

I like it.

Really?

Yeah.

Hey, uh, we found, um...

Yeah, he's with me.

We're going to mothers' group, aren't we, mate?

Yeah.

Oh, right. Well, we'll come, too.

I mean, it'll be... be good to talk.

Well, we'll come to mothers' group anyway - it'll be fun.

Really?

Seconds, anyone? Yeah, me. It's delicious.

I've got some gluten-free for you.

Would you look at this man?

He can knock up a gluten-free slice AND fix a pergola.

Oh, that reminds me, Lewis -

um, Carolyn needs you to look at her side gate.

- Righto. - Hi, everyone.

Uh, I'm Justin.

This is Ryan.

He's a mate of Jem's, and, uh...

He was to get to know her better, So, is how long?

Great! Welcome, Ryan.

Hi, Mr Crabb.

Hi. Um...

I'm Mark.

And... Kane.

Yeah, we're, uh...

so we thought we'd, um, come along.

That's nice, that you want to be involved.

You're a bit like godparents, are you?

Oh. Well, yeah, sort of.

You're together?

No. No, we're... we're not a couple.

No. No!

Hey, is anyone else trying to wean?

Because I'm just at that point where I'm like,

"Can I please have my boobs back to myself now?"

Fair enough.

Sorry.

I'll just listen.

Um, try some slice. It's date and walnut.

Date? No, I... I probably shouldn't.

He swallowed an Opera House.

Doesn't want any sudden movements.

I want to know why HE'S here.

I brought Ryan.

Yeah, and that's good, Ryan.

He wants to get involved - that's great.

But you're not part of Jem's life. You're leaving, aren't you?

He's selling the house. We just met the buyers.

Look, we don't want to ambush you mate, but... Well, you are.

You won't talk to us!

We built that house with you.

Yeah, for Nicola. For ALL of you.

We get that it's not just about the money and you want a new start, but...

You know what, Kane? I don't think you do.

Excuse me - I gotta go.

Thank you so much - you won't regret giving me another go.

Is that the Hookware matter? Mm-hm.

Scan them for any incon... sistencies.

Hi.

Gaby, this is my fiance, Harry.

Not the guy that was in here before?

Who?

Um, Baynie, Jason. Justin.

I swear, I had no idea that he...

I don't care about Justin.

The only time we fight is when we focus on him.

I don't care what he does or what he thinks or what he wants.

I care what you want.

That's all.

They're gorgeous.

They're yours.

Hey, um...

..I've got a ticket round the world.

You will die of boredom. No offence.

You're coming with me.

There's a stopover in Vegas...

..and we're gonna get hitched.

I know it's sad to leave.

But there's big backyards in Albury. Big enough to play footy.

Alright.

Hey, I said no textas on the covers, remember?

But it's for Mr Tuck.

We're getting a certificate at graduation tomorrow.

That's because you've finished your first year of school and we're very proud.

He needs one too.

He never gets cross.

And when Mummy was gone and you forgot our lunch...

Yeah? ..he gave me his.

Do you think he'll like it?

Hi, am I interrupting anything or...?

No.

I'm going away.

OK.

Just for a bit.

I just didn't want to leave things, um...

..you know, I just didn't want to leave with us fighting.

Well, uh... are we fighting?

I think so.

But I think that you had something to do with me getting my job back.

So we should probably call it quits.

Right.

Well, I should... I've got this dinner thing so...

Sure.

Yep.

Lucy. Yeah.

He's a good guy...

..Mr Tuck. Harry.

He'll make you happy.

Thanks.

Phew.

You're late. Sorry.

That's OK, we've only just sat down.

Peekaboo!

Mm, veal schnitzel.

Is there some reason she's trying to put me in a good mood?

No. No. No.

You know how you're always saying that people spend

and, you know, there's no need to have thousands of people on the guest list

You want elephants?

We're eloping tomorrow.

We're gonna get married in Vegas.

And, um, also no big deal but Ryan's moving in with us.

To be closer to Jem.

We're really bonded, Mr Crabb.

Turns out we like the same music and everything, don't we?

Eh?

Hi.

I hope this is cool, Dad.

I'd really wanted you to give me away.

We can have a party when we get back.

It's OK, darling.

I don't mind.

But I have to say one thing, Lucy.

I've been married three times...

..and only once to the right person.

Harry is the right person, Dad.

He's sweet and kind and...

There was another guy

but he will never be able to get over what he went through.

I can't hope for something that might never happen,

not when Harry is something that can.

Welcome, everyone, to prep graduation.

It's a big day for all of us.

Now, before we start the presentation of diplomas,

just take a moment to look

at all the models that your children have made.

There's lots of personal bests on display.

OK, run ahead and show me.

We don't have one.

She couldn't think of a single thing she learnt all year.

I told her, you don't have to have liked it...

We did it - this morning when you were setting up. It's all good.

She thought of something? Mm.

- Here it is, my diorama. - Is it the washing up glove?

Yep, from the kitchen.

I struggle with my sight words,

and I'm sorry I'm not a very good reader.

It's OK. Especially big words.

Big words are hard.

But I land clicks.

See, it's the Klic.

Oh, yeah. That... that totally says click.

It's great. Do you like it?

It's the best diorama ever.

What?

To click. Jacob taught me.

It takes a pretty good friend to teach you how to click.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, Zac, have you showed your dad your model yet?

He's been keeping it a secret. Yeah, he's pretty excited.

Here's the door. It's our house.

"This year I learnt to build a house with Dad."

Mine's better. I made a castle. Hey.

Oh, that's...

OK, everyone, we're gonna start the presentation in just a couple of minutes.

Hey, where's Mark?

Arrgh!

Well, the good news is, it's almost out.

The bad news is, it's a breach.

That's what's making it so challenging.

I need drugs. I need some, like, serious drugs.

Just...

Painkillers will only slow things down.

You can do this naturally, sweetie.

Just breathe through the pain, remember?

This next Diploma of Prep goes to the child

that's kept us all organised this year - Matilda Crabb.

This one goes to our record holder

in the under-six sack race, Jacob Baynie.

Yeah! Well done, mate.

And this diploma goes to his brother, Zachary Baynie.

Now, he's had a big year this year, Zac,

and he has risen to the challenge.

Nice one, Zac. Thanks, Zac. Thanks, mate.

OK, this next diploma is a very special one,

because this little girl has practised

Karen with anyone on her reading. Still apart.

Well done.

And last of all, our smallest,

but certainly not our quietest class member,

Poppy Oliver.

Uh, Poppy?

And a huge round of applause for all your children.

Hey. Where've you been?

How'd it go? Two stitches.

Worth it, though. Tough.

I've, um...

I'd like to return something. Um, now, look...

This belongs to you. So you've got your money.

If you wanted to inflict pain, it worked,

because it was quite a difficult passage.

Now, if you could just leave Justin alone.

Thank you.

Nice house. Solid foundations.

Yeah.

Hey, uh, I was serious

when I said we'd come up with other ways to pay back that cash.

Yeah.

The list of mums from the mothers' group.

They all need a side fence or a pergola or a door mended.

Plenty of work round here.

You can get jobs through the school, too.

Till you get cracking, I could spot you a loan just to tide you over.

Mate, I appreciate it but...

I need to stand on my own two feet.

What are we meant to do?

You don't think we rely on you?

Your son taught my daughter the only thing she learnt this year.

And fixing your house up probably saved his marriage.

And I stood up to Simon Lawson-West. And he's a pretty big bloke.

I ate his fridge magnet - that took courage.

You...

..you make us lift our game.

What are you doing?

I'm just gonna need a little bit of support.

Oh.

Ah, that's...

Hey, this...

..this handyman thing, you reckon... reckon it could work?

You could limit your jobs to school hours -

be around for the kids.

Can I use your tools?

I'll think about it.

What about your ute?

Forget it.

Can we stay here till I'm 10? Yep.

Until I'm 50? Maybe.

Hey, uh, wash your hands, I'll make you a snack.

Hi.

Hi.

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