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Come over here, babe.

Dad and I want to talk to you
about something.

Something really sad has happened.

Who to?

Zac and Jacob's mummy
was in an accident.

What kind of accident?

A car accident.

A car hit her... and she died.

Did the car give her cancer?

No. But it broke her.

And the doctors
couldn't make her better.

Just like Mum.

On behalf of Paul and Carol,

I'd like to welcome you here today

to celebrate the life of
their beloved daughter Nicola.

Nicola was born in Northwood,
in 1987,

where she blossomed
into a bright-eyed girl.

Is that Mum?

Shh. Yeah, that's Mum.

I never knew her then either.

With an infectious smile
and a kind heart.

However, it wasn't until
she became a mother...

It was a... lovely service.

It's bullshit.

All of it. That wasn't her.

The photos, the music. None of it.

I don't even know
who half these people are.

It was all for her parents.

Sure as hell wasn't for me.

And don't tell me this is
doing anything for the kids.

They don't need this.
We all don't... need any of it.

We've just got to keep moving.

Keep doing what we always do.

You guys should go home,

get on with your lives.

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Jam or maple syrup, Zac?

Here you go, baby.

Do you want jam or maple syrup?

What does 'cremated' mean?

Where did you hear that?

Grandma said
Mum was getting cremated.

Oh.

Do you remember when we talked about
how Mum's body stopped working?

And the important parts of her,

they're inside all of us, right?

Well, instead of burying her
in the ground,

they put her body in the machine
and it turns into a special dust.

Does it hurt?

No.

No, it doesn't hurt at all, mate.

And if you want,
we can keep the dust here

or we can take it somewhere
you think Mum might like.

Who's gonna make our lunch?
I am.

Who's gonna hang
the big disco balls?

What disco balls?

Jacob?

Welcome, everyone,
to the Disco Committee.

I actually considered
cancelling the disco altogether,

but I've decided to forge on

and... dedicate it
to Nicole's memory instead.

So there was a bit of back and forth
with regards to a theme, and...

and it, uh, came down to a choice

between '70s and fairytales.

So, in honour of Nicole,
I think we should bite the bullet

and go with fairytales,
just as Nicole would have wanted.

NICOLA wasn't a fan of fairytales.

Yeah, the boys actually gave me this
this morning.

A little thing that she did.

Looks like she was pretty keen
on the '70s idea.

Well, that...

Nothing says 'disco' like the '70s.

I've got a couple of disco balls
at home.

Oh, that's great, Kane, but I've
organised a fairytale backdrop.

I can make a backdrop.
Not a problem.

Lewis can give you a hand.
I might even have one.

Bingo.
OK.

Well, that's decided, then.

Uh... thank you all for coming.

I'll have a poke around at home
and then meet you at yours?

Thanks, mate.

How'd the boys go this morning?

Oh, they just wanted
to come to school.

Hey, Gemma, I know
we've been through this before,

but I just really need to know
about the driver of the car.

Uh, well, she was young.
How young?

Um...30s?

And what did she look like?

Well, she was brunette...
and just... kind of normal.

I need to know her name.
I don't know her name.

I don't. Honestly.

And even if I did,
it wouldn't do us any good.

She wasn't speeding.

There was no alcohol in her system.

Nicola just... she just stepped out.

It was an accident.

I didn't even know
what to say to him.

Well, there's probably not much
you can say.

I know.

I just... I keep playing the accident
over and over in my head.

We'll get this. Can someone get
a wheelchair, please?

Hi, I'm Dr Albert, this is Gemma,
and this is...?

A barbecue skewer.

I was carrying the skewers
out to the barbie

and I tripped over
Will's skateboard and...

Youchie!
Ouch.

Oh!

What are you reading?
It's a love letter.

What? Who wrote you a love letter?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Yes. Yes, I would.

Wow, that's...

OK, that's a lot of love.
What, is that an old flame?

New flame?
You're the new flame.

This is just a little spark.
Are you sure about that?

'Cause that's a pretty big pile
for a little spark.

Hey... has Abi said anything about
the woman who was driving the car?

No.

No, she hasn't, but... I didn't ask.

You know what I don't get?

They can tell me exactly when
she died and how she died,

but they can't tell me a thing
about who killed her.

G'day!
Hey, Lucy!

The door was open, so I just...

Gemma said you guys were all here
working hard.

I thought you might be hungry.
No, I'm right.

Justin.

I heard what you said
about no-one telling you anything.

For what it's worth,
there are procedures and protocols

and just a whole lot
of rigmarole that would...

Why? What are you talking about?

Well, in a case like this,
just legally speaking,

you know, they have to protect
the identity of the driver.

And she's not culpable.
What? Protect them from what?

I know how hard this must be.

You know how hard it must be,
do you?

I heard enough of that shit
at the funeral.

I don't want to hear it from you.

Come on, darling. I'll walk you out.

Actually, I wanted
to have a word to Kane.

He's not gonna know himself
for a while.

No.

I really came over here to see
Justin, but then I upset him,

so I pretended
that I had to talk to you.

I do. It's just
not really that urgent.

Well, I'm all ears.

It's about Finn.
Finn?

Yeah, he's been sending me
love letters.

He's a really sweet kid -
smart and... charming.

It's really flattering.
Bit wrong, but lovely.

They're not offensive or anything?
No, no, no.

No.

I just think that he might have
his heart set on something

that is probably
not going to happen.

I had no idea.

I could talk to him.

But I thought maybe...
No, no, I'll do it. Thanks.

Good news with the scan - the skewer
hasn't hit any major arteries,

so I'm going to sedate you,

which you'll probably enjoy
at this point, and de-skewer you.

How does that sound?
Great.

OK, I'll be right with you.
Just try to keep still.

What are you doing?

I saw the scan.
That skewer is pretty far in.

It's nearly hit the scapula.
Yeah, but it hasn't.

It should be a simple procedure.
You're gonna do it yourself?

Well, there's no nerve damage.

Yeah, but CTs don't always show up
the nerve injury.

I examined him.
No pins and needles in his hand.

No numbness. Reflexes were fine.
Movement was good.

No. I'll handle it.

Is she sick?

Nah, mate, she's not...
she's not sick.

Then why is she in hospital?

Well... she, uh...

she... she WAS sick, and, uh...

When will she be coming home?

She's not coming home.

She's not coming home.

How are you today?

Were you after something
in particular?

I'm not sure.

Well, that's what I'm here for -
help you make sense of it all.

I hope so.

Uh, OK, well, it really boils down
to what you're used to

and what kind of support
you're after.

It does not get much better
than this one over here.

It's endorsed
by the Osteopathic Association.

It's great value with
a three-zone continuous coil.

It also has
antimicrobial properties,

which is great for allergies.

And it allows couples

to choose from different levels
of support on either side.

I'm the husband.

The woman you ran down
with your car...

I'm her husband.

I...I didn't know she was married.

Did you know that she died an hour
after she got to the hospital?

She... she came out of nowhere.

She just stepped into the road.
I didn't see her.

You didn't see her.

We've got three kids.

I am so sorry.

"Sorry"? What am I supposed to do
with "sorry"?

"Sorry" is not gonna bring
my wife back, is it?

Can I help?
Hey, just... don't touch me.

Are you OK?
I understand you're upset.

I said don't touch me.

You just need to back off
a little bit, OK?

You can't just come in here and...

Whoa!

Hey, look...

Arggh!

Oh! Sh...!

He's not usually like this.

No, his wife's funeral
was only yesterday,

so he's still really coming to terms
with that.

And he's not a violent person.
No, not at all. He's not.

Well, except for that time
he was charged with assault.

That was different. That was
against a guy called Rodney.

And we all wanted to hit Rodney.
Yeah.

The guy was sleeping
with Justin's wife.

He was supposed to be his manager.

What we're trying to say is...

he's had more than his fair share
of grief.

They're, um...
they're not gonna press charges.

What did you say?

Not much.

Can I go?

Yeah.

Thanks for coming.

She's... devastated.

Maybe we should...
What?

I don't know.
Apologise or... help her.

She's not the one
that needs our help.

I've never lied to the cops before.
What did you lie about?

His history with the violence
and going off the rails.

I said he'd only been charged once,

but how many times
has there been in the past?

He shouldn't be on his own.

I'll take first shift.

Hey, thanks for talking to the cops.
No worries.

Didn't mean to hit him.
No, of course you didn't.

So, how are the kids?
Yeah, I don't know, you know?

They cry a lot, and then
it's like it never happened.

They sleeping?
Mmm, Zac's had a few nightmares.

What about you? Are you sleeping?

Do you want me to talk to Abi
and she can maybe get you something?

Uh, I don't really want anything.

No, I just want to know
how it happened, you know?

Was she having a good time
at the awards?

Oh, it was a work thing, so...

Yeah, and she left early, right?

Yeah.
Yeah.

And where were you?

Oh, I... I... went out after.

You know, she wanted
to get home, so...

Mmm.

She might not have been, um...

all that happy with me
at the time.

Why not?

Remember how she was struggling
at work for the first few days

and then she had a bit of a win
with finding the venue?

Yeah.

I might have, um...

let my boss think
that that was me.

What, you took credit for her idea?

Oh, it was stupid.

OK. Then what happened?

I went and had port with my boss.

And Nicola didn't want to go
because of what you'd said?

Maybe.

So are you saying to me

that she wasn't even
supposed to be there, Mark?

With Abi and Gemma on the road?

I mean... I guess...
Why didn't you tell me this before?

I didn't know how to tell you.
I didn't want it to be about me.

What, you didn't want to tell me
that if it wasn't for you,

my wife would still be alive?

Oh, no, come on...
Get out!

Come on...
I said get out, Mark!

Was it the rhyming? 'Cause
I did struggle with a few verses.

No, no, it's not the rhyming.

The thing is, women are individuals.
There's no two that are alike.

Look, mate, she's 24.
And she's already got a boyfriend.

One a bit closer to her own age.
Who?

Mr Tuck.
Mr Tuck from school?

Tilda told me.

As you get older,
age won't matter as much.

Yeah, but for now, you want to pitch
within a two- to three-year radius.

But you're gay.
What would you know about women?

Well, as a matter of fact,

gay men tend to fare pretty well
with the ladies.

A little too well a lot of the time.

You said to make friends.
So I tried.

And now you're saying
I'm doing it wrong.

Told you we should have
left it alone.

Yeah, you also said
he'd bounce back.

You must be Mark.

Yeah, that's right.
Karen. New PA.

David has told me so much about you.

He hired you already?
Yesterday, yeah. Pretty exciting.

Interview the day before,
then, wham, got the phone call,

so here I am.

Congratulations.

I, uh, heard about the last PA.

So sad.

Yeah.

Do you mind if I, um...?
No.

Thanks.

I should, um...

get this to...

Oh. Excuse me.

You done those disco flyers yet?

Um... uh, not yet.
I was round at Justin's.

Oh, yeah. How is he?
I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?
It's your shift.

He didn't want me there.
He was... angry.

About the night I took her out
and... she didn't come home.

Don't be an idiot.

It's not about
what you did last week,

it's about what you do now.

He told me to leave.

Well, you didn't have to listen,
did you?

You alright?

Yeah, I've got to go.

OK, well, I was gonna
drop this off on my way,

but do you want
to take it with you now?

Knock knock.

If you came here
to plead Mark's case,

you can piss off,
'cause I'm not interested.

I'm not here to plead anyone's case.

I don't need a babysitter, Lewis.

I never said you did.
Then why are you here?

'Cause I want to be.

Uh... excuse me? Tamara?

I'm sorry to bother you. I was
just wondering if we could talk.

I know I probably shouldn't
be here, and...

this whole situation...

must be terrible for you too.

That's very gracious.

I just wanted you to know
that he knows it wasn't your fault.

Justin.

Thank you.

Last week, I... I was devastated
'cause I missed my sales target.

I actually cried.

And then something
like this happens and...

Everything changes.

Just make sure you finish
the whole course, OK?

Will do.

Now, would you like
to take this for show-and-tell?

Just make sure you don't
leave your skateboard lying around.

I know, 'cause dads get
a bit excited, don't they?

Especially with the barbecue.

Sometimes a bit overexcited.
Yeah.

You feel better?

Sorry?
Having saved the day.

Look, neither of us
could have saved Nicola.

But you don't see me doing
procedures just to prove a point.

You don't need
to prove anything to anyone.

You're right.

I can do this.

I'm a good doctor.

Of course you are.

Which is why I should quit.

What?

This will all still be here
if I take some time off,

but Poppy - Poppy's... Poppy's
gonna grow up and leave home,

and this baby
we're meant to be making,

it's not gonna happen
if I'm here all the time.

Slow down.

Knowing I can do my job
makes it easier for me to go.

It's not like I'm running away.

You can't quit.

Leave without pay -
just for a year or two.

You can't quit!

Oh, Mark. You're still here.

I was hoping it might be Karen.
I heard the photocopier.

Karen?

New PA. You've met her.

Yeah, I have.

Didn't waste any time there.

Real little firecracker.

Is it just me,
or are all young women sexy as hell

when they just do what they're told?

Nah, it's just you.

You don't have
any respect for anyone.

Is that right?

Yeah. It is.

Are you having some kind
of epiphany here, mate?

I think I am.

And you are an arrogant,
sexist, gutless bully.

You have no soul, you have
no moral compass whatsoever,

and you're a wanker.

Is that it?
Not quite.

You can take this job
and shove it up your arse.

I will march out of here
as soon as...

my disco flyers are finished.

Shouldn't be too much longer.

Hey.

Hey!

What are you smiling about?

What are YOU smiling about?

You go first.
No. You go first.

Alright.

I've got some news.

I quit!

What?
I quit.

What did you say?
Did you say...?

Did you just say you quit?
No, I didn't. No, that was you.

I could have sworn you said it too.
No.

So, you quit?

Well, that's... incredible.

I know.

You know,
with everything that's happened,

I...I had this moment of clarity.

I realised I want to be here,
with Poppy.

And... and you.

And, you know,
if we're gonna make another baby,

then I need to be here now.

So, what was... what was your news?

I got wine.
Great.

I asked the kids where they thought
she might want to be.

You know - her ashes.

And Jacob said she should stay home.

Near the fridge.

Zac said
he needed to think about it.

What are you doing up?
Can't sleep.

Did you have another nightmare?
No, I just woke up.

OK.
And I might have wet the bed.

You know what?
I just wet the bed too.

So did I.

Come on.

Zac woke me up.

Dad wet the bed.

Did you, Dad?
Mm-hm.

So did Lewis.

How did I go? Pretty good?

I can't believe
that you wrote this for me.

Well, I... I borrowed some of it.

I bet you the other guy did not find
two words to rhyme with 'Lucy'.

Actually, no - he only got 'juicy'.
Are you serious?

He actually thought of 'juicy'?
Can you believe it?

Yeah, OK, good.

Well, look,
I'm glad you like the letter.

Do you want to tell me
who the other... guy is now, or...?

Are you trying
to manipulate me with poetry?

Yes, I am.
Not gonna happen.

Are you seriously not gonna
tell me who he is?

I'm seriously not gonna
tell you who it is.

OK, then.

Morning.
Morning.

Yeah.

Just, uh... I just wanted to
just check you were alright

with that... that ribbing yesterday.

Is that what that was?
Yeah.

Yeah, it was
pretty convincing, wasn't it?

Totally.

Oh, I... I didn't mean any of it.
Really?

Oh! Not one word!
I see.

In fact, I like working with you -
under you - so much

that, um, I'd like to go full-time.

Is that right?
Mm-hm.

Yes, it is. Yep.

See... I took you so seriously,
I cancelled your contract.

Fair enough. Uh...

Is there any way
you could maybe... uncancel it?

That's a lot of paperwork.

Well, I mean, you know,
I could do the paperwork.

I could do that,
if that would help.

You know, because, um, I'd also...

I'd also like a little bit
of a pay rise too, if I...

Pay rise?
Yeah.

Just to... you know, to reflect my...
my full-time... status.

But I'll just let you
have a think about that.

You just... reflect.

I will, um, give you some...
some, um... some space and some time.

Uh, not too much time, hopefully,

'cause I've actually... I'll have to,
um... leave a little bit early

- to go to the school, um...
- ..disco.

Finn?

I don't think he wants to go.

Well, we can't just leave him here.
Well, we can't make him go, either.

Hey!

Wow! You look amazing!

So, uh, you changed your mind
about the disco, then?

Well, we got the suit, so...

Good on you, mate.
You look sensational.

Really?
Absolutely!

'Cause I really want
to impress someone.

Not Lucy.
Oh.

I'm trying to move on.

Got my eye on someone new.

I want to give her this.

A corsage.

Keys, wallet... nappies, wipes.

- Suits.
- Check.

Glitter vest - check.
Alright, ready to rock'n'roll.

I think we should take Mum.

Hey, hey, hey! Nice suit, Finn.

I'll just have you know
I'm stepping down.

Sorry?

I didn't realise she was spoken for.
My mistake.

Sorry, Finn -
what are you talking about?

You're a lucky man.

Thank you.

Have you seen anyone move like that?

What, Kayla?

Go and get her.

Hey.
Hey.

Hey, boys. Do you want to come
and dance with the other kids?

Yeah, do you want to
have a dance, Jacob? Enjoy.

Alright. Look at this.

Did he sleep last night?

Yeah, on and off.

What's with the mirror ball?

Oh, Zac wanted to bring her.

Uh, I didn't want to bring the urn -
I thought it would freak people out.

So I put her...

Oh, you put her ASHES in the...?

Right.
Yeah.

Dad, I need to show you something.

What?

Hey!

Can you just keep an eye
on Angie and Jake for me?

So, uh... he's your poet.

No, no, no, no, no,
he's a sweet kid.

And he's got
excellent taste in women.

Where are we going, Zac?

What do you want to show me?

What's this?

Did Mum die
because I didn't eat my crusts?

What?!

What? No! No.

You had nothing
to do with Mum dying.

Do you understand?

Are you hearing me, Zac?

Are you listening, mate?

Mate, I've, uh...
I've been angry, I know.

Like...

like, crazy angry.

Like Squidward from 'SpongeBob'
angry, you know?

I've just been trying to find
someone to blame, you know,

so I can be angry with them.

'Cause, secretly,
I've been thinking it's my fault.

You know?

This is not your fault, Dad.

No, it's not my fault.

And it's not your fault, either.

Is it, mate?

It isn't anybody's fault.

Why Kayla?
You know she's Dimity's kid.

Yeah. OK, this is not good!

Hey! Hey, hey! John Travolta!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where are you going?

You gotta have a dance first.
I'm not dancing by myself.

There's nothing wrong with
dancing on your own, is there, Stel?

You know that Kane's done a lot
of solo work on the dance floor, eh?

And that's supposed to
get me out there?

Well, why don't we all
dance as a family?

Oh!

Everything alright?
Yeah.

Zac's decided
he wants to take Mum to the beach.

Can we take her now?

You guys ready?

Yeah?

Want to help, Jacob?

OK.

Put your hand on it.

I love you, baby.

Are you guys OK?

I'm hungry.
You're hungry.

OK.

OK.

Who am I gonna play with
when you're not at work?

But we'll still see each other.

One year - that's all.

And then I'll be back.

I only read a couple,

but, um, I think you've got
a real way with words.

Did Lucy show them to you?

No, I just found them
when I was going through her bag.

Why were you
looking through her bag?

That's... not important.

I'm just trying to tell you
that I think you're really talented.

Really?
Really.

She left this at work.

I wasn't sure how to...

I thought you should have it.

Thanks.

Who are you meant to be?

Bjorn. From ABBA.

You look like a Bee Gee.

No, I don't.

Which one?

You know how there's a tall,
good-looking... coordinated one?

Yeah?

Not that one.

Here we go.

What have we got?

Dad, can I have Vegemite
on my sandwich?

Yep.

And no banana - they go all stinky.

OK, no stinky banana.

Here you go, Dad.

Cheers, mate.

Hey, boys. What news?

Gemma's building a bridge
over troubled waters.

Gemma will fix it -
like she always does.

She's the one
who's always there

when you need it the most.

You are a rock.

But has she bitten off
more than she can chew?

You don't look 100%.
Are you alright?

You're not well.

Go home and get some rest.

Is she about to make
the biggest mistake of her life?

Lewis...

Over the coming weeks...

Let's cancel everything
and have a dirty weekend in.

There's gossip, romance and drama.

Your wife is trying to talk to you.
She's not invisible.

Who the hell are you?
Abi...

I'm the woman who's telling you
your wife wants a divorce.

That feels quite good.

Um... has Mark told you
about his bad back?

This is a bad idea.
Terrible.

Will you marry me?
Sure. Why not?

You know this is illegal.

Are we really gonna do this?

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