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Joey? Are you in there?
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- Oh, my God, that's Rachel.
- Joey, you have to talk to her.
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No, I can't. Not after the other night.
It's just... It's too weird, okay?
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Don't tell her I'm here.
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Don't eat that.
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- Hey.
CHANDLER: Rach.
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MONICA: Hey, Rachel.
- Is Joey here?
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- I don't see him. You see him?
- I don't see him.
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Maybe he's in the sugar bowl.
Joey? Nope.
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Well, at least you make
each other laugh.
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- What's up?
- Well, I haven't seen him since that night...
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...that he told me how he, you know...
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I don't know,
I think he's avoiding me.
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Why is that bagel on the floor?
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- We were playing a game.
- Ew, was Chandler naked?
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Sort of like a ring-toss
kind of situation?
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- Sure.
- What? No. No.
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All right, well, listen. If you see Joey,
will you just tell him that, uh?
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Tell him I miss him.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Okay. Did you hear that?
- Yeah. That naked bagel game? Heh.
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Dude, I don't know.
That's a pretty small hole.
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- Honey, you've gotta talk to her.
- I can't.
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You guys don't know what it's like
to put yourself out there like that...
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...and then just get shot down.
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I don't know what that's like?
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Up until I was 25, I thought the only
response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."
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Hello. No rejection?
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I got shot down at fat camp.
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Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.
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All right, so, what do I do?
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This is Rachel. What are you gonna do,
never talk to her again?
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I know it's weird and it's awkward,
but you gotta at least try.
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Yeah, okay.
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Whoa. I almost forgot this was on your...
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We didn't play it.
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Okay, so when you're done with your tea,
I'll look at the leaves and tell your fortune.
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- I didn't know you read tea leaves.
- Oh, yeah, I've done it for years.
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I actually stopped
because I was so accurate.
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You know, and one of the great joys
of life...
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...is its wondrous unpredictability,
you know?
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And also,
tea tends to give me the trots.
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- Okay. I'm done. Read mine.
- Okay.
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Ooh. I see a ladder.
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Which can mean either a promotion
or a violent death.
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I'm the head chef.
I can't get promoted.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Who's next?
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Okay, I'm done. Do mine.
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Okay.
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- Um... Oh. Okay, I see a circle.
- Oh.
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Oh, which can either mean
you're having a baby...
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...or you're gonna make
a scientific discovery.
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Well, I have been spending
a lot of time in the lab.
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- What does yours say, Pheebs?
- Um... Wow, all right.
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Wow. Yay.
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Oh, I'm gonna meet a guy.
And really soon.
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And he's gonna be
the man of my dreams.
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Probably not the guy
I had a dream about last night.
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[MOUTHS]
You.
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Hey, has anyone seen my shirt?
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It's a button-down,
like a faded salmon color?
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You mean your pink shirt?
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Faded salmon color?
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No, I haven't seen your pink shirt.
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Great, great. Then I must have
left it at Mona's. I knew it.
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I'm sure you can get another one
at Ann Taylor's.
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That's my favorite shirt, okay?
I love that shirt.
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Well, just ask Mona to give it back.
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I don't know. I mean, I guess I could.
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It's just, we didn't really end things
on such good terms.
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And if I went over there, I'd be ignoring
the one thing she asked me to do...
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...when we broke up:
Jump up my own ass and die.
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Oh, wait a second, you guys.
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For the last couple weeks, I've been
seeing that guy everywhere I go.
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We take the same bus, we go to
the same bookstore, same dry cleaner.
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Maybe he's the tea guy.
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CHANDLER:
Pheebs, did you see that?
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He totally checked you out
and he is so cute.
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Mine is a picture of the Village People.
What does that mean?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Tea gives Phoebe the trots.
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I thought Joey and I would be okay
once we hung out...
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...but it's like we don't even know
how to be with each other anymore.
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- I know it's tough, but things will get better.
- How do you know that?
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What if it just gets
worse and worse and worse...
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...to the point where we can't even
be in the same room with each other?
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I'm not great at the advice.
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Can I interest you
in a sarcastic comment?
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Some cheese?
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Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD
in the Cat Stevens case?
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Let's just say if I can't find the right
CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.
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- Okay, well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?
- In the James Taylor case.
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- Where's the James Taylor CD?
- Honey, I'm gonna save you some time.
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Two hundred CDs,
not one of them in the right case.
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Okay. No need to panic.
Deep breaths, everyone.
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Okay, um, we're just gonna have to
spend some time...
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...and put the CDs in the right cases.
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If we're gonna do that,
we should come up with some order.
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Like alphabetically, or by genre.
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Hmm, I don't know.
We really have to talk this through.
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Oh, my God, you guys have such problems.
I feel so terrible for you.
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All right. Okay, I'm sorry.
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Look, you and Joey, you're both focusing
on this uncomfortable thing.
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What you need to do
is change the subject.
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Next time you see him, try to get him
talking about something else.
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- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- Yeah.
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I don't know, maybe you have
a work problem you need his advice on.
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- Ooh, I could do that. I could do that.
- Good.
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Honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack?
Really?
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They were just giving those away
at the store.
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In exchange for money.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I really don't know what to tell you, Rach.
I really don't.
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Maybe Joey could help you out
with your big work problem.
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- What?
- Yeah, Joey, she's...
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Rachel's got this really big work problem.
It is a head-scratcher. Heh.
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Well, you know what? If we're gonna make
dinner, we're gonna have to leave. Yeah.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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So you, uh, have a big work problem?
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Yeah. It's, um...
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Yeah, it's, uh...
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You know, it's nothing.
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Oh. Okay.
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So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off.
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No, wait, Joey, it is.
It's something. It's, um...
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It's my boss.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. And, um...
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And my baby.
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Yeah?
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My boss wants to buy my baby.
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What? Oh, my... Oh, my God.
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I know, I told you,
it's a really big problem.
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- He wants to buy your baby?
- Can you believe that?
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- That's crazy.
- That's what I told him.
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- How did this even happen?
- Well, I'll tell you.
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See, uh, my boss and, uh, his wife,
they can't have children, so, um...
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And then when we were
at the Christmas party...
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...and he got drunk and said to me,
"Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
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Man. When you said it was a problem
about your boss and the baby...
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...I figured it was something
about maternity leave.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, that would have been
a much simpler problem.
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- Oh, hello.
- Oh, it's you. I see you everywhere.
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- Mm-hm.
- I'm Jim. Jim Nelson.
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Jim-Jim Nelson.
I'm Phoebe-Phoebe Buffay.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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We certainly have been seeing
a lot of each other.
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We have. Maybe we'll see each other
at dinner tomorrow. Say, around 8:00?
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Well, maybe we will.
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Oh.
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Mona?
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Ow.
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Okay, if I were a salmon shirt,
where would I be?
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[KEYS RATTLING]
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I am so sorry I spilled wine
all over your shirt.
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- Oh, it's okay.
MONA: No, it's still wet.
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Let me get it out before it sets.
Oh, I have something you could wear.
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- Here.
MAN: Oh, uh...
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I don't know if I wanna wear
a woman's shirt.
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- No, no, that's a man's shirt.
- Awfully pink.
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[MOUTHS]
It's not pink.
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Oh, my God, honey,
we are so meant to be together.
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- Look, we both have the Annie soundtrack.
- Honey, both yours.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey, great advice on that Joey thing.
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- Yeah, the work problem?
- It was perfect.
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It felt like he was my friend again.
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- What problem did you tell him you have?
- Oh, that's not important.
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The point is,
I really think everything's gonna be okay.
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May I help you?
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You think you can just buy
my friend's baby?
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Isn't it funny how we kept
running into each other?
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It's as if someone really wants us
to be together.
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Someone does. Me.
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Ooh. Witty banter. Well done. Good.
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- So tell me a little bit about yourself.
- Oh, okay. Well, I'm a masseuse.
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- And I used to work at this place...
- Do you like to party?
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I... I like parties.
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You're wild, aren't you? Heh.
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- Yeah, I guess. A little.
- Ain't no thing. I'm wild too.
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So, um, anyway...
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...I... I've lived in New York,
somewhat wildly, I guess...
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...for, um... Well, since I was 14.
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I'm sorry. I'm staring.
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It's just that you have
the most beautiful eyes.
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Oh, stop it.
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And your breasts. Mm!
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Okay. Ahem.
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Look, uh, you're coming on
a little strong.
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But I'm gonna give you
the benefit of the doubt.
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Because it seems the universe
really wants us to be together.
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So why don't we start over, okay?
You can just tell me about yourself.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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I write erotic novels...
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...for children.
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- What?
- They're wildly unpopular.
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Oh, my God.
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Also, you might be interested to know
that I have a Ph.D.
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- Wow, you do?
- Yep. A pretty huge...
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All right.
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[SINGING]
The sun will come out tomorrow
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Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
There'll be sun
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Hey.
- Hey, Joey, honey, listen.
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Thank you for talking to me yesterday
about that thing with my boss.
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- That really meant a lot.
- Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know...
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...that guy's not gonna be bothering you
about that baby thing anymore.
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- What?
- Let's just say I took care of it.
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Ooh, let's say more.
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Don't worry, don't worry.
I just told him, very nicely:
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"You don't go buying people's babies,
so back off."
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- What?
- What?
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No, no, no.
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Joey, he doesn't wanna buy my baby.
I made that up.
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What? Why?
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So that we would have something
to talk about so it wouldn't be awkward.
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And you couldn't think of anything else?
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You said your boss
wants to buy your baby?
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I can't believe you yelled at my boss.
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I'm gonna lose my job.
What am I gonna do?
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You could always sell your baby.
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Joey, I cannot believe you brought
my boss into this. I'm gonna get fired.
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- You lied to me.
- Well, she told me to.
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Chandler has two copies of Annie.
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Ah.
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[MONA CHUCKLES]
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[TABLE THUDS]
233
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,795
Oh, my God.
234
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,924
- Ross!
- Hello.
235
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,301
Ross, what are you doing?
236
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:16,391
Not touching myself, if that makes
anyone less uncomfortable.
237
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,356
Morning. You wanted to see me?
238
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,401
Please, come in. Have a seat.
239
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,739
- Okay, look, Mr. Zelner...
- Oh, I think it's best that I speak first.
240
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,116
Yeah.
241
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:39,914
I've asked Lee from human resources
to be here as a witness to our conversation.
242
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,582
Oh, God.
243
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:48,798
If I in any way implied
that I wanted to buy your baby...
244
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,219
...I am sorry. Okay?
245
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,973
Last week, when I asked you
when your due date was, uh...
246
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:02,520
...I certainly did not mean that
I felt that I was due your baby.
247
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,899
Yeah, I want to be very clear...
248
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,403
...that I understand that it's your baby...
249
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,449
...and it is not mine to purchase.
250
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,875
Well, as long as we are clear about that.
251
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,428
Oh, there it is.
252
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,972
- That's not your regular dry cleaners.
- I know.
253
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,350
But that creep I went on that date with
goes there so I had to find a new one.
254
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,936
I also have to find a new video store,
a new bank...
255
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,355
...a new adult bookstore,
a new grocery store...
256
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,109
- What?
- A new grocery store.
257
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,864
The universe said I was gonna meet
a nice guy and that's what they gave me?
258
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,326
When I get up there,
I'm gonna kick some ass.
259
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,536
Don't worry, Phoebe,
you're gonna meet someone.
260
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,705
If I can meet a great guy,
so can you.
261
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,750
Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
262
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,216
- Oh, you didn't have to come in with me.
- Are you kidding?
263
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:17,095
This is where they get out stains.
This is like Disneyland for me.
264
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,975
I'm gonna be over here
watching the dance of the clean shirts.
265
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,315
Oh, excuse me.
I think you, uh, dropped...
266
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,027
- Wow.
- What?
267
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,822
I'm sorry, it's just that
you're so incredibly beautiful.
268
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:40,118
Oh, yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too.
But what are you gonna do?
269
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,746
I hope you don't think I'm crazy,
but I feel like I was meant to pick this up.
270
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,042
- Do you believe in that kind of thing?
- A little. Heh.
271
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,128
Now you're talking.
272
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,465
- Would you like to go have a cup of coffee?
- I'd love to. Let me just tell my friend.
273
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,594
Ooh. An ink stain.
Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
274
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,889
She must have left.
275
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,187
- Hi.
- So, what happened?
276
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,397
It's all gonna be okay.
277
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,232
They're just so happy
I'm not suing them...
278
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,318
...that they gave me one extra month
paid maternity leave.
279
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,530
So long as I understand that the money
should not be construed...
280
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:22,243
...as a down payment on this
or any other child that I may bear.
281
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,871
Wow. Ralph Lauren
is going out of their way...
282
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,832
...to show that they're not
in the baby-buying business.
283
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,669
- Chandler, can you give us a minute?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
284
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,172
- You're kicking me out of my living room?
- Yeah.
285
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,383
I'll be in there.
286
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,309
Joey, I'm really sorry that I lied to you.
I was just trying to make things...
287
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,853
I know. I know.
288
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,355
But it kind of worked.
289
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,191
I mean, you know,
I don't know about you...
290
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,693
...but I haven't thought about our thing
since all this.
291
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,070
Yeah, you're right.
292
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,617
Yeah. It's kind of been like us again,
a little bit.
293
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,037
- Yeah, I know. I've missed that.
- Me too.
294
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,790
I mean, I haven't thought at all
about how I put myself out there...
295
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,377
...and said that stuff and how
you didn't feel the same way about me...
296
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,924
...and how it was really awkward.
297
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,892
My gynecologist tried to kill me.
298
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,736
Item J437-A.
299
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,864
Color: Winterberry.
300
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,533
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
301
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,166
Hi, um, listen.
Come here. Come...
302
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,044
I'm so, so sorry about yesterday.
303
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,922
I'm really, really sorry. It's just...
304
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:02,802
Listen, Ross, you don't have to apologize.
I understand why you were there.
305
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,013
- You do?
- Yeah. You still have feelings for me.
306
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:10,268
And to be honest,
I still have feelings for you too...
307
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,895
...and I wish we could work out, Ross,
but we can't.
308
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,316
It's too complicated with you
and Rachel and the baby. I just...
309
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,567
[SIGHS]
310
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,444
It just wasn't meant to be.
311
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,115
Oh, God. You're right.
312
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,537
- Ross, we have to be strong.
- Mm.
313
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,000
Okay, I'm gonna go.
314
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,797
Can I? To remember you?
315
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,761
No.
316
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,978
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